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In fairness, it wasn't any one of them who started it.
Sect Leader Yao—why was it always Sect Leader Yao?—had been running his mouth again, making a stink about "young people" and their "free love ridiculousness," and Nie Mingjue caught Wen Qing's eye, and she cocked an eyebrow at Lan Xichen, whose smile turned sly as he bowed to Jiang Yanli and just said, "Ladies first."
So really, what else could she do?
Jiang Yanli laughed and tugged Jin Zixuan into a kiss while Wen Qing sauntered over to straddle one each of Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue's thighs, and by the time everyone stopped yelling, they were all five in a comfortable pile just daring anyone at the conference to say a single cross word against the sons and daughters of the Five Great Sects.
Not even Sect Leader Yao even tried.