Chapter Text
We see Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Espio, and Vector gathered around a coffee table. In the center of the table stands a coffee maker. It’s broken.
Shadow: So… who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
A short pause
Amy: I did. I broke-
Shadow: No, no you didn’t. Vector?
Vector: Don’t look at me. Look at Tails.
Tails: What? I didn’t break it.
Vector: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Tails: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Vector: Suspicious.
Tails: No its not!
Knuckles: If it matters - probably not - but Rouge was the last one to use it.
Rouge: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Knuckles: Oh, yeah? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rouge: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Knuckles!
Shadow: Who broke it??!
Another short pause
Tails: Shadow…Espio has been awfully quiet.
Espio: REALLY??
Tails: Yeah! Really.
Espio: Oh, my Chaos!
The group descends into mayhem as everyone starts arguing with each other. Away from the others and to the audience—
Shadow: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.