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“We have to work on your toothpaste squeezing methodology,” Janson complains from the refresher.
“Or you could stop using my toothpaste,” Hobbie counters, wondering (once again) why he agrees to rooming with his wingman.
“Look, it’s easy: You start on this end--”
Hobbie frowns. “Oh, not this again.”
“--and you roll it up toward the top.”
“Can I please practice dental hygiene in peace?”
Wes rolls his eyes and punctuates the air with a frothy toothbrush. “What kind of man squeezes toothpaste from the center?”
“What kind of man picks up women with plush ewoks?”
Wes nods in compliance. “Touche.”