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i. the day started ordinary
prongsofafork named the group THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
prongsofafork added deadlysirius and 5 others to THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
deadlysirius: that is a rubbish name
remuslupun: we have way too many groupchats
officialpeterpan: who are the others?
mckillyou: hey fuckers
dorcthedork: ayeee
marychristmas: hey
marychristmas: what about lily
prongsofafork: i may or may not have forgotten to add her
prongsofafork: on purpose
marychristmas: ok and?
marychristmas: i'll add her
prongsofafork: nah it's alright
marychristmas added petuniahatepage to THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
dorcthedork: isn't that her spam?
marychristmas removed petuniahatepage from THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
mckillyou: her main is tigerlily
marychristmas added tigerlily to THE MARAUDERS & OTHERS
tigerlily: uh hey? :)
marychristmas: THE GANG'S ALL HERE
prongsofafork: we were thinking
officialpeterpan: who's we??
tigerlily: potter thinking?
tigerlily: must be a first
prongsofafork: haha very funny 🙄
prongsofafork: we (the marauders) were thinking we should make more friends
remuslupun: when was this..?
deadlysirius: yeah i don't remember that
dorcthedork: pack it up dory
officialpeterpan: I LOVE FINDING NEMO!
marychristmas: me too!!
dorcthedork: me three!!!
officialpeterpan: ooh who's ur fav character?
dorcthedork: hmm that's tough
dorcthedork: but i think it's gotta be dory
prongsofafork: nah marlin all the way
marychristmas: are y'all forgetting mr ray?!
mckillyou: i loved crush & squirt
mckillyou: yk the turtles
deadlysirius: gill 😩😩
officialpeterpan: c'mon it's def nemo
officialpeterpan: like he's the main character
remuslupun: he can be the main character & a dumb little shit at the same time
remuslupun: but i vote bruce the shark
tigerlily: i say darla
tigerlily: only bc she has my colour hair
marychristmas: so r u staying in this gc??
tigerlily: yeah sure
tigerlily: but the name is so dull
prongsofafork: does what it says on the tin
mckillyou: what would u suggest lils?
tigerlily: 'odds and evans'
deadlysirius: not bad
deadlysirius: for a non-marauder
marychristmas: 'the meme team'?
dorcthedork: way overused
remuslupun: 'sympathetic without the sym'?
deadlysirius: go moony go
tigerlily: this is tough
prongsofafork: ah well
prongsofafork: i told you so
tigerlily: no you didn't 🤨🤨
prongsofafork: ...
mckillyou: what do phoenixes eat?
mckillyou: cos we could do something like 'the order of the phoenix - *insert phoenix food here*'
dorcthedork: go marls go
tigerlily: so who knows the answer?
deadlysirius: idk ask remus
deadlysirius: he's clever
remuslupun: well,,,
remuslupun: cleverer than you
deadlysirius: oh nay, yond maketh me v'ry depress'd, wherefore wouldst thee sayeth yond? mine own remus hast did betray me!
marychristmas: when did you become...
marychristmas: the muggle fruit guy or whatever
marychristmas: idk his name
tigerlily: you mean shakesPEARe
officialpeterpan: who?
prongsofafork: :0
tigerlily: you've never heard of william shakespeare??
tigerlily: he's only the most famous dramatist! the english playwright, poet and actor! the national poet of england!?
officialpeterpan: ...
deadlysirius: back to marlene's question
deadlysirius: phoenixes eat sulfur
remuslupun: did u look that up to prove ur smarter than me? 😐
deadlysirius: no, i am an expert on phoenixes.
deadlysirius: The Phoenix is a medium sized flame eater bird found on the Ark: Scorched Earth during a super heat event. After taming the Phoenix eats Sulfur and functions as a mobile Campfire and Refining Forge.
remuslupun: if u type "what do phoenixes eat" into google, that's the first thing that comes up
prongsofafork: gotta love copy and paste 😍😍
read by deadlysirius
dorcthedork: not sirius leaving you on read
remuslupun: it be like that sometimes 😕😕
mckillyou named the group THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - SULFUR ACCORDING TO SIRIUS 🤪💪🔥
deadlysirius left THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - SULFUR ACCORDING TO SIRIUS 🤪💪🔥
marychristmas: LMFAO
tigerlily: love ya marls
mckillyou: @marychristmas ;)
mckillyou: @tigerlily ♥️♥️