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big man: DID YOU BOYS GET THE E MAIL ??
TUBBO!: YES OH MY G ODD
big man: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
TUBBO!: I HAVE NO CLUE
big man: WHAT DO WE DO
TUBBO!: I DON’T KNOW ???
enderman: what are you guys talking about
big man: DID YOU GET THE EMAIL ??
enderman: what email
TUBBO!: THE EMAIL.
enderman: spare context.
big man: CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL BITCH
enderman: …
enderman: ok.
TUBBO!: HURRY UP
enderman: oh my god
big man: SO YOU GOT THE EMAIL ?
enderman: yes. i got the email.
TUBBO!: RANBO. WHAT DO WE DO.
enderman: i’m … still figuring that out.
big man: WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
big man: WE MUST ACT NOW BOYS.
TUBBO!: YEAH!
enderman: hold on i’m still processing.
big man: wait
TUBBO!: waiting
big man: we’re missing someone
big man: who are we missing.
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
TUBBO!: @purpled
purpled: stfu i’m doing my chem hw.
big man: PURPLED WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHEM HOME WORK.
purpled: shhh
TUBBO!: THIS IS OF AN IMPORTANT MATTER.
purpled: deal with it yourselves, i said i’m busy.
enderman: dude, you should check your email.
purpled: … why
TUBBO!: TO SEE IF YOU GOT THE EMAIL. DUH.
purpled: what email
big man: THE EMAIL
purpled: if you don’t answer my questions i’m leaving.
big man: JUST CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL HOLY SHIT.
purpled: ok ok fine. chill.
purpled: oh.
enderman: so you got the email?
purpled: could you not tell from the context clues
enderman: just confirming.
TUBBO!: PURPLED WHAT DO WE DO
purpled: how tf would i know
big man: because you’re a nerd and you know everything and you should be prepared for this situation.
purpled: thank you?
big man: you are very welcome.
enderman: seriously, what do we do though…
purpled: um
purpled: we could
purpled: or we can
purpled: and then we just
purpled: so then we’ll
big man: not funny. didn’t laugh.
TUBBO!: i laughed :D
big man: shut up tubbo
TUBBO!: :(
big man: …
TUBBO!: :(
big man: fine
big man: i’m sorry tubbo
TUBBO!: :)
purpled: oh how cute blah blah blah but we have problems
big man: no shit sherlock
purpled: i will not hesitate to log off and make you guys deal with this yourselves.
enderman: wait no don’t do that
TUBBO!: the email has to be a mistake … right?
big man: do you really think all four of us got the same email by accident? use your brain tubbo.
TUBBO!: sorry
big man: you should be
enderman: should we email back?
TUBBO!: no
big man: no
purpled: yes
purpled: there’s obviously been a mix up right
enderman: hopefully
purpled: we’ll figure it out
purpled: probably
enderman: so what’s our next step
purpled: i’d tell you if i knew
big man: they didn’t teach you what to do if you get expelled from school during school.
TUBBO!: yeah we’re not prepared, that’s not our problem. it’s the school's.
enderman: so..?
purpled: so…
purpled: i guess this means I don’t have to finish my chem homework then ??