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even chthonia may blush
lumine: so i was just sitting there
amber: uh huh
mona: im listening
lumine: AND HE DROPS A FISH ON ME ??
razor: what kind.
lumine: IDK?? ask him
razor: @childe what fish.
childe: 😀 i didn’t drop a fish on u
lumine: right u dropped multiple fish on me
childe: no i mean i dropped them on aether
lumine: NO THAT WAS ME
venti: what’s going on? OwO
xiao: nothing.
diluc: they’re arguing.
kaeya: you two type the exact same way
lisa: lol venti has a type
jean: grumpy and devoid of a will to live
lisa: lmao
lumine: CAN WE GO BACK TO THE IMPORTANT DISSCHUSUSSION
lisa: disschusussion
lisa: even razor can spell better than that
bennett: razor is good at everything !!!
razor: :-)
fischl: I do believe thy words Sir Bennett I would follow you to Celestia and further on but I shall not be deceived for I Fischl aus dem Immernachtreich have to loudly declare my Disagreement upon thy sentence
razor: many.. words.
amber: and that being @fischl
fischl: razor cant even read
bennett: NOT FAIR HE TRIES
amber: if he can’t read how is he texting
lisa: i am teaching him of the joys books can bring
jean: he doesn’t rlly feel joy at the books u two go over he just growls
bennett: thats my boy !!
venti: lol furry
kaeya: u say as if xiao doesnt growl
xiao: i don’t?
venti: u do babe <3
diluc: u do
lumine: why does nobody care about me getting drenched with fish juices
childe: juicy fish
lumine: SHUT UP
venti: what were u even trying to do
childe: aether was being mean to kaeya
lumine: aether has never done a single thing wrong in his entire life
lumine: i know
lumine: i’ve been there
kaeya: awww
kaeya: i can defend myself
diluc: no u can’t
childe: no u can’t
kaeya: YES ??? i CAN
jean: you may be able to but that doesn’t mean you should always have to
lisa: it’s okay to rely on others dear :)
kaeya: this is not therapy
childe: noo ur so sexy ahah come work through ur issues with me
kaeya: no❤️
diluc: well we tried
kaeya: giving up so easily dearest brother
diluc: like you could take it
lumine: FISH SKIN !!!!! ON MY SKIN
razor: want to eat. fish.
bennett: ill make u some !!
fischl: Oh my furry companion, One shall distrust the excited Adventurer with the task of creating a warm Meal kindly, in Order to look out for Oneself. I, Fischl, happen to have some meat I did not input in my order that I, Die Prinzessin am willing to share
razor: ?
amber: she has food for u benny can’t cook for his life
bennett: I can !!! i just shouldn’t be near electricity
kaeya: shouldn’t be near razor NOR fischl then lmao
bennett: :-(
fischl: I object to the implications of Sir Kaeyas text message, having Sir Bennett near me is certainly not a dangerous objective, In Fact it makes me, Fischl, rather safe
razor: benny, warm!
bennett: i feel so loved
aether: it’s so funny to me how bennett is the most normal of the bunch
amber: when if u take him out he’s really not normal at all
childe: such a cute odd bunch <3
jean: not to change the topic but @lumine has the fish attack hurt you or caused any other inconvenience for you?
lumine: i smell like fish :(
lumine: and paimon keeps cuddling me because of it
lumine: which is not a bad thing but i have deadlines for my comissions and i love her to death but this cat is way too fat for me to carry her
lisa:my my cutie.. don’t tell me, ur overfeeding ur kitty
aether: to be fair it’s not her fault paimon just eats
aether: a LOT
aether: i had to put locks on all the snack cupboards and i can only take them off when paimon is at lumis
venti: sometimes i forget that u two are like a divorced couple and paimon is the child of a failed marriage
xiao: gross they’re siblings.
venti: FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING
childe: no no he has a point
childe: @lumine im sorry for dumping fish on u </3 i rlly thought it was aether
kaeya: get urself a bae who dumps fish on people for no apparent reason
childe: I HAD A REASON
kaeya: aether hasn’t seen me in forever how could he have been mean to me
aether: exactly i am innocent
amber: free my man !! he aint did nothing wrong
lumine: agree with all of the above except for childe
childe: girlie why must u hurt me so
lumine: just because i can
childe: u pain me
kaeya: u say as if that’s a bad thing
amber: excuse me 😀
lumine: amber pls close ur eyes u don’t have to see this
venti: but lumi wht were u doing in liyue anyway
diluc: lumi.. nicknames huh
kaeya: uh oh he’s getting possessive put him on a leash
xiao: Mister Diluc don’t u think ur getting a little too bold
xiao: after all if venti were to give anyone a nickname it would be me
venti: ur name is 4 letters long •-• what do i change
xiao: not that id want one
aether: uhm ANYWAYS
aether: moving on from tsundere town
aether: lumi was in liyue so we could spend some quality sibling time together and so that she could pick up paimon
lumine: the quality time being just falling asleep everywhere bc midterms kicked our asses
lumine: the only thing i remember from that trip is the fish getting dumped on me
kaeya: diluc why don’t we have quality time tgt??
diluc: i don’t think this is my place to tell you but kaeya.. u were adopted
venti: WHAT
childe: shocking news
amber: i thought yall were twins??
kaeya: WDYM ??? HELLO
diluc: meaning we are not bound by blood
venti: ew why’d u have to phrase it like that
diluc: my apologies
xiao: venti u don’t like blood?
venti: MF DOES ANYONE LIKE BLOOD?
lisa: vampires do
jean: murderers too
venti: in all my 3000 years of living i thought i had seen it all 👁👁
xiao: ur older than that don’t lie
amber: he says as if that’s not old enough
lumine: u can never be too sure
venti: how would u know🤨
xiao: zhongli told me
kaeya: who that
childe: he’s uhm hmm huh uh hhhh
kaeya: now now i thought i had told u to use ur words
venti: hes god
venti: like me
diluc: lmao sure
venti: ITS TRUE
kaeya: uh huh
amber: he really tries
lisa: the only god here is jean
jean: aw lisa u flatter me
lisa: god of overworking herself
jean: :/
lisa: we are on break!! u can rest
jean: right
diluc: i have to agree with lisa on this one, we may be in our final year but u should still use rest time to, rest.
venti: how will i get through the next year without any of you by my side </3
xiao: i’ll be there🖤
venti: xiao that’s cute but ur at a different university
xiao: pain
diluc: heh
xiao: u wanna fight me rn
diluc: bet
kaeya: why are all the men in my life so fightlusty
aether: im not
kaeya: ur not in my life
aether: OUCH
lumine: @kaeya 🔪🔪🔪
kaeya: i meant it as in i don’t see aether darling best boy everyday <344
kaeya: (why is lumine so scary)
childe: right
childe: i threw a whale on her, broke us through the floor a literal thunder hit her but she still beat me in our sparring match?? insane
lumine: u say as if i was supposed to lose
lumine: what u think ur stronger than me
childe: oh girlie u know i keep getting stronger each and every day
kaeya: it’s like clockwork that battlelust
diluc: sucks to be u
kaeya: like u wouldn’t throw urself at the chance to fight someone
lisa: ahem speaking of JEAN
lisa: @jean don’t make me add barbara into this chat
amber: speaking of water wasn’t mona here before
lumine: i remember her when i began retelling my liyue quest but after
aether: she dipped
jean: please barbara is just like me <3 she made her own energy drink that’s sweet n spicy just to stay awake
amber: idk wether to be impressed at the sibling resemblance or be scared for her
lumine: i am both 🤝
mona: i was summoned
kaeya: HELLO??
childe: wow how
venti: LMAO I WOKE HER UP
venti: don’t act like ur magic
mona: i am but a humble astrologist
mona: i was taking a nap in the common room soz xx
amber: ew why it’s dirty there
mona: i don’t have enough money for the dorms </3 sucks to be broke
mona: also venti is actually ane-HbababanwkksjzbBhHuu
venti: AHHAH someone is still dreaming it seems
venti: we can’t have u staying outside now can we
venti: luckily for u i am a generous bard
venti: @diluc u don’t mind do u
diluc: paying for ur kaeyas and now monas room as well? what am i a wallet
venti: ehe you’d be my favorite wallet for sure <33
diluc: @jean id like to pay for monas room as well
childe: wow whipped
xiao: gggrr
kaeya: whatever these three have going on it’s definitely entertaining
childe: also BABY i can be ur wallet let me pay for ur dorm room <33
kaeya: u don’t even go to our uni how would u
childe: i can transfer
diluc: hmm who’s whipped now
lumine: oh to be kaeya or venti and have someone catering to my every wish
venti: sucks 2 be u
aether: 🔪🔪🔪
mona: oh why thank you diluc and venti
amber: now u just need food
mona: i am adept at taking care of myself
lumine: no u not
aether: no u not baby and that’s ok!!
mona:/))/!:!!shhsh
mona: mondstadt is so kind
aether: liyue is too >:(
childe: liyue is but a harsh solitude of nothingness without my dearest kaeya
amber: so if kaeya was in liyue it’d be ? nice
childe: Yes
kaeya: u flatter me
childe: Yes
diluc: gross
lumine: hey venti are u wearing a skirt?
xiao: where
diluc: where
aether: like clockwork
amber: like fuckn clockwork