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  1. Summary

    I'm throwing myself into TWST for fun! Also I have magic because fuck that! If I'm getting thrown into a different universe I'm not doing it magicless -_-

    Watch as I try not to strangle Ace and Crowley, get mad when Trein and Crewel try to parent me, get flustered over how pretty Sam is, and avoid physical touch like the plague despite being touch starved. Also, I'm including my disabilities because they are indeed going to be inconvenient and I unfortunately don't think that I should go without them (even if I sometimes go a while without talking about them).

    Things you will find: Gender dysphoria, confusion over my own sexuality, type 1 diabetes, celiac disease, autism (maybe audhd?), depression, anxiety, ranting about questionable parenting, how I wish I'd act in these scenarios/my reactions based on when I first played the game, possible romance because I'm a sucker for two (2) characters, mentions of abuse, and canon-typical violence

    Things you will NOT find: Excessive violence, gore, excessive transphobia or homophobia, canon being strictly adhered to because it is a suggestion and I only played up until book 3 because I still can't beat Azul (I haven't played seriously in YEARS)

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Bitty's got a secret long distance boyfriend. It affects the Haus-mates, frogs, and said long-distance-(Canadian-hockey-robot)-boyfriend in different ways.

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    30 Jun 2024

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    oh chowder

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    "Dude, we've got an over-competitive golf dad, a badass art freak, a pre-med lax bro on the verge of a breakdown, a chronically naked rugby player, a beat-boxing giant, and an itty-bitty, baking figure skater - there's no way we came together accidentally. This was fate."

    "Or it's the normal progression of human beings making friends. Chill out, bro."

     

    (Or, the one where no one plays hockey, but it still manages to bring them all together.)

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    22 Sep 2025

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    this i so sweet and when jack almost decked holster i almost died laughing

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    Eric has landed his dream job: social media manager for the Providence Falconers! Not only does he get paid to tweet, for an NHL team at that, but it’s a job where he’ll be able to make good use of his magic - when nobody’s looking, of course. Everyone on the Falconers is a joy to work with… with the notable exception of Jack Zimmermann. Eric understands that Jack doesn’t like social media, but he could certainly be a little more polite about it.

    Luckily, Eric has support from his Samwell buddies, as well as his best friend - a man whose face he’s never seen, and whose name he doesn’t know. They met on an online forum where witches can gather anonymously, since it isn’t safe for them to advertise their existence in a world where magic isn’t trusted. They’ve been friends for years now, but Eric is only just starting to realize that he might have deeper feelings for someone he can never meet face-to-face.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you’ve got mail but zimbits and magic??? uhh YES PLEASE

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    Sometimes it seems like Jack can't go anywhere in Providence without being hounded for autographs, so he's relieved when the people who work at the coffee shop in his new neighborhood don't seem to recognize him.

    But the cute baker who owns the shop, Eric, has a few surprises for him - and maybe Jack has a few of his own in return.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS 😭🥹