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put your phone away, slime

Summary:

Reki: this is a chat for the cool kids

MIYA: “cool” so why are you two here

Reki: u dont think im cool?

MIYA: no. 

Reki: aw

(aka a sk8 chatfic.)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Group chat between Reki, Langa, and 1 other. 

Friday, 12:45 PM

Reki: hiii we can like

Reki: talk about skating here

MIYA: ewwww is this a group chat

Reki: yeah

Reki: u got a problem with it?

Langa: I didn't know this app had group chats 

MIYA: its a messaging app of course it has group chats

Reki: this is a chat for the cool kids

MIYA: “cool” so why are you two here

Reki: u dont think im cool?

MIYA: no. 

Reki: aw

Langa: I think you're cool, Reki :))

Reki: awwww 

Reki: thank you langa 

Reki: see at least someone here loves me

MIYA: stupid slime

Reki: i thoguht u said i was a golem

Reki: thought

MIYA: not anymore since you keep misspelling things 

Reki: :( 

MIYA: im going back lunch break is over

Reki: wait really

MIYA: youre late methinks

Reki: A

 


 

1:32 PM

Reki: we werent late 😎

Langa: Reki put your phone away 

Reki: u first

 


 

3:28 PM

MIYA: how about not use your phones while im in class huh

Reki: funny coming from u 

MIYA: hey

MIYA: im a better student than you are

Reki: idk never seen ur grades but ill take ur word from it

Reki: good luck with class :)

Langa: Good luck with class, Miya :))

MIYA: its already done for today idiot

Reki: yeah but i mean in general

MIYA: sure whatever

Reki: why idiot and not idiots

MIYA: because langas a boss fight and youre his golem 

Reki: awww so im a golem now 

MIYA: no

Langa: Slimes are cute, though

Reki: so true langa u get it !!!!!!

Langa: :)

MIYA: sigh

 


 

4:32 PM

MIYA has changed Reki's nickname to slime.

MIYA has changed Langa's nickname to Snow.

MIYA: (。・ ω<)ゞ♡

slime: ( ̄m ̄〃)

slime: what happened to being a gooem

slime: golem

MIYA: i wonder what in the world youre talking about

MIYA: since when did i upgrade you to a golem

slime: AT THE HOSPITALl :((

slime: U CALLED ME ONE IN THE CHAT EARLIER

MIYA: never happened

Snow: But it did?

MIYA: nope

Snow: Huh

slime: hes in denial, my friend

Snow: Ohh

MIYA: -_-

 


 

5:49 PM

MIYA has added Sakurayashiki, Kaoru to the group chat. 

slime: how did u get cherrys line 

MIYA: i asked carla while he was at the hospital

slime: LOL 

Langa: That's Cherry? 

MIYA: yeah 

Snow: That's his name? 

MIYA: yeah 

Snow: What does it say? 

slime: not sure

slime: kaoru i think

Slime: not sure about his surname

MIYA: sakurayashiki kaoru

Snow: I'm not very good at reading kanji 

MIYA: huh

slime: hes american 

Snow: Canadian 

slime: canadian

MIYA: wait really

MIYA: you dont look canadian 

Snow: My mom is Japanese. 

MIYA: hmmm i see

MIYA: cherry

Snow: Maybe he’s working.

MIYA: yeah maybe

Sakurayashiki, Kaoru: Why am I here?

MIYA: hi 

slime: hi!!!

Sakurayashiki, Kaoru: Hello. I’m assuming ‘slime’ is Reki.

Sakurayashiki, Kaoru: Why am I here, Reki?

Slime: it was miya who added you :/

MIYA: cuz i wanted to ask you to teach me how to do that trick joe did the other night

Sakurayashiki, Kaoru: Then ask him, not me. 

slime has changed Sakurayashiki, Kaoru’s nickname to Cherry. 

slime: we can ask him next time at S

MIYA: but im at the skatepark

Cherry: He has work on weekends.

MIYA: awfully familiar with his schedule, i see

Cherry: I’m not. It’s normal to work at a restaurant on weekends. Respect your elders, kids.

MIYA: :(

MIYA: ok mom

Cherry: Mom?

slime: wwwwww

Cherry: I’m not your mom.

Cherry: If that’s all you needed, I’ll leave you three alone.

MIYA: can you add Joe please

Cherry: Ask him to teach you at S

MIYA: ue ue ue

Cherry has added Kojiro to the group chat.

Kojiro: hey

MIYA: thanks cherry 

Cherry: That wasn’t me.

Cherry: Dimwit over here told Carla to do it.

Kojiro: yeah well maybe dont hook it up to your phone with the voice recognition on

Cherry: Her name is Carla.

Kojiro: whatever

MIYA: i cant believe you argue even over chat

slime: miya after joe teaches u the trick teach me

MIYA: only if u can do it slime

Kojiro: better yet i could teach both of you at S

MIYA: but im at the skatepark

Kojiro: how am i supposed to teach you over the phone

MIYA: fair point

Kojiro: ill find a video and send it to you

MIYA: thanks

MIYA: i want to be able to do it in the showcase tomorrow

Cherry: For school, I’m assuming?

MIYA: yep

Kojiro: oh so thats why you want to do it now

Kojiro: well you have to schedule a meeting with me first. im a very busy man, you know

Cherry: Busy being a playboy, maybe.

Kojiro: watch it, four eyes

MIYA: reki and langa have been silent this whole time

slime: sorry talking to langa irl

Snow: Sorry.

Kojiro: dont worry about it

Cherry: Since you have the gorilla already, I’ll be taking my leave.

Cherry has left the group chat.

Kojiro: scared of being made fun of by a bunch of teenagers, that one

Snow: Aren’t you friends?

MIYA: its their gross love language

Kojiro: yep

slime: im glad langa and i arent like that

Snow: I think I’d get tired if we argued like that everyday :(

slime: me too :’(

MIYA: eww stop being romantic in front of me

MIYA: blegh

slime: cant two guys just be friends

MIYA: they can

MIYA: just not you two

Kojiro: hahaha

slime: :(

Snow: :(

Notes:

nicknames:

reki: slime
langa: Snow