Actions

Work Header

The Three Losers

Summary:

Bond.CoffeeBond: I hate it here.
drharpsicord: lets have sex
Bond.CoffeeBond: @ToshSato, Would you like to 'Harkness' together?

---
Living on the edge is great and all, but really with the secretary, doctor, and techie-- gossiping together is all they got. Due to the errors of the flexible workplace, the three have their own discord chat of sorts.

 

briefly titled "The World is Constantly Ending So Why Not Just Constantly Hide In The Shadows or just have sex???"

Notes:

This ship gives me life some days and I wanted to contribute to the few fanfics we have while procrastinating school. Bam! Also I managed to log back into this account. And also fell into Ot3 prompts and needed to add some crack into the mix with those 4 other serious ones.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: the three losers idk

Chapter Text

the three losers + Suzie

                      USuzULuz has left the three losers + Suzie

drharpsicord: oh???

ToshSato: Owen, what on earth did you do?

drharpsicord: nothing

ToshSato: Really?

drharpsicord: ididnothi ng !! your honor I swar

drharpsicord: no

drharpsicord: oh no

ToshSato: "svar"

ToshSato: Wait, fuck!

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar 

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar 

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar 

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar

drharpsicord: svar

ToshSato: swar 

Bond.CoffeeBond: I hate it here.

drharpsicord: lets have sex

Bond.CoffeeBond: @ToshSato, Would you like to 'Harkness' together?

Bond.CoffeeBond: And by 'Harkness,' I mean just almost commit suicide then just epically walk away. Not the sex addiction.

ToshSato: Fair enough...

ToshSato: Owen typed that too fast!

drharpsicord: because im GOD

ToshSato: ...

Bond.CoffeeBond: ...

ToshSato: Did he just--

Bond.CoffeeBond: Owen knows how to use caps lock?

drharpsicord: DAMN RIGHT I KNOW BDGSHDSUGHSDG

drharpsicord: IM TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU COFFEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ToshSato: Ah, so this is why Suzie left.

drharpsicord: rood

Bond.CoffeeBond: Wait, Suzie left?

drharpsicord: you rly need to read up COFFEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Bond.CoffeeBond: You both need to not have a "swar" war over Owen's bad typing and Tosh's one mistake. 

Bond.CoffeeBond: svar

ToshSato: Why are you both like this?

drharpsicord: sdfuishrgusrhgfsrugxkfns

Bond.CoffeeBond: Wait

drharpsicord: what

ToshSato: What?

                          Bond.CoffeeBond changed the group name to ' the three losers '

drharpsicord: oh nsap

ToshSato: "nsap"

drharpsicord: dufghsdghsfug rood no 

drharpsicord: snfp

drharpsicord: fukc

drharpsicord: sduhasgufhg

Bond.CoffeeBond: I am muting this godforsaken hellhole. Good night.

ToshSato: "snöp"

ToshSato: Fuck.