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"Y/N-chaaaaaan!", you groaned in annoyance and almost let the book fall onto your face as you heard your infamous boyfriend, Gojo Satoru, screaming your name. "Where are you, my lovelyyyy?"
"I'm right here in my room, you idiot.", a gasped came over your lips as this tall white-haired man suddenly hovered over you, grinning down at you as if he did something. "Oh god, what happened? What did you do? Did somebody die?"
He pouted and took the book of your hands, throwing it carelessly on your bed. He took off his black glasses and put them on the nightstand beside your bed. "You know what?"
"Yes, I know that you're the strongest."
"Yeah, that too.", he chuckled and gave your forehead a little kiss. "Buuuuut, do you remember that time the both of us, Yuji, Nobara and Megumi went to Tokyo?"
You rolled your eyes. "Of course I remember since it was just two days ago and I could never forget it anyways since you didn't have the patience on wating until we got home and surprised me in the dressing-room of that lingerie-store.", the warmth was spreading through your cheeks as you remeberered the way Gojo suddenly appeared behind you while you were trying a new lingerie-set that caught your eye when you saw it online. You really had to buy it and Gojo loved it, too, so there was no way, you would not take it with you that day.
"Ah, yes, I remember that.", he stole a kiss from your lips. "That was wild."
"We almost got caught, though."
"But only almost, honeyyyy.", he purred and went in for another kiss. "But anyways, I gotta tell you something. You know Megumi is all oh-so-cold and oh-dont-even-touch-me, right?"
"Well, if you were my teacher, I'd behave the same, honestly.", you teased him which resulted in him pinching your sides. "Noooo, Gojooooo, I'm ticklish!"
"I mean, you know that I'm still teaching you some very nice things.", he whispered and you face got hotter. "W-Well.... what do you wanna tell me, anyways, Gojo?"
"Megumi is meeting a girl today. But not just some girl, it's that girl that asked him the way to the train station."
"Oh, god, your stupid *Formation B*", you shook your head and sighed. "That poor boy... So what about it, darling?"
"You know, I love it, when you call me darling.", the bed creaked under his weight as he laid himself beside your sitting form, his head on your lap and his white teeth shining as he smiled at you. "Hehe, I can see your little double-chin."
"SHUT IT, GOJO!", a laugh errupted from him as he watched you smashing your hands below your face to prevent him from looking at you.
He took your wrists and pulled you down to him to kiss you, but you hesitated and tried to straighten your back to get away from him. The tall man didn't let you, though and pulled harder, smahing your lips on his and laying one of his hands on your neck to keep you in place.
After some time he let you go and you took deep breaths, you face almost burning. "I hate you sometimes, Gojo."
"I love you, too, Y/N.", he said with his eyes so sparkly you always thought, you'd see the sky in them. "Okay, now, that you are too much out of breath to fight me or disagree with me or run away from me, I'm gonna tell you my little plan I have."
You sighed again and rubbed your eyes as you prayed to God himself that your boyfriend didn't think of anything too stupid. "What is it, you maniac?"
"We are going to... sabotage Megumi's date a little bit."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Beg for me, princess.", he caressed your cheek and you playfully bit in one of his fingers. "Gojo..."
"Alright, alright. We're doing the begging later. Or you, to be more precise."
"Gojo...", you said again, rolling your eyes. His white hair was splayed out on your lap so you decided to run your hand through the soft strands, also massaging his scalp which he welcomed with a quiet purr. "Why do you feel the need so sabotage a poor boy's date?"
"Because it's gonna be funny."
"For you."
"And for you."
"No, just for you.", the disagreement in your voice maybe certain but the sorcerer knew what to say to get you onto this ship.
He sat up and moved to lean against the headboard, padding on both of his thighs and singing. "Come heeereeee."
You crossed your arms and tilted your head while you looked at him with a skeptical expression on your face. He smiled at you, his eyes sparkling even brighter. "Pleeeaaaasseee?"
"Dear god...", you murmured, shook your head but crawled up to him to sit on his lap. Happily, he wrapped his arms around your middle and buried his face in your neck.
“My name is Gojo Satoru but yeah, you’re right about that.”, he snickered and immediately activated his infinity on his shoulder as you slapped him hard there. Well, you tried it but as expected, your hand just stopped moving when it came too close. “I love it when you’re sooo desperate for physical interaction. But don’t worry, my little damsel in distress, tonight we both can be slapping that…”
“ALRIGHT, STOP IT!”, you interrupted him and hid your face in the crock of his neck. “Okay, okay, hold on. What’s your plan with Megumi?”
“Hehe, I knew it.”
“I hate you.”
“No, you don’t. You love me. You love me so much you could die instantly, right?”, he sang and tightened his grip around your middle.
“I’d rather die for chocolate.”
“Don’t hurt me, Y/N!”, he almost screamed dramatically and laid the back of his hand on his forehead, gasping.
You rolled your eyes and shook your head, again, reminding him of telling you his damn plan.
“Oh?”, he said. “Ohhh, right, right, right, the plan. Okay, sooooooo, Megumi’s date is coming around 8 pm, isn’t that a little bit late?”, you didn’t like the grin that was growing on his face. “What could he possibly think of doing with her at this hour?”
“You know, he could invite her to a movie, or go out eating with her.”, you suggested with one eyebrow raised. “And besides, why…”
“Shhhhh.”, he shushed you, laying a finger on your lips. “Why isn’t the question you should be asking yourself. It’s how. And I got a plan. You just do what I say and it’s gonna be fun and after that we can have the best kind of fun. If you get it.”
“Yeah, Gojo…”, you blushed. “I get it.”
“Alright then, come on, let’s gooooo.”, he purred, kissed you and then lifted you up in his arms as he was carrying you out of your room with you already missing your good book.
“Megumiiiii”, the poor black-haired boy groaned in annoyance inside as Yuuji’s loud voice reached his ears. “Why can’t Nobara and I join you?”
“As I said, Yuji. I am busy and I clearly do not need your assistance.”
“Buuuut…”
“Now, leave me alone. I need to prepare some things.”, he said and left his friend standing there.
“Ahh, he is sooo boring sometimes…”, Yuuji pouted and made his way to his friends on the other side of the training field with his head low.
As the day went on, the Jujutsu students trained or more likely joked around, playing games, or pranking each other, which you really loved to see. It doesn’t always have to be so serious, and you actually felt the spirits lifting up as you watched Gojo’s students chasing each other, well, mainly Yuuji since he stole Nobara’s jacket and since nobody wanted to get her wrath upon them, they helped her getting the jacket back. You did not see Megumi much. He was probably training on his own, maybe trying to tame another shikigami or maybe he took a break. You hoped for the latter because you knew how much he has been training and taken things so seriously. It was a nice thought that he really might take a break from all these sorcerer and curse things. But it made you feel even more guilty that Gojo planned on ruining his date today. Maybe this date, maybe this lucky girl would be his place of peace. Someone he could go to when things went too rough. You hoped that this wouldn’t ruin it completely for those two.
A gasp came from you as you felt someone pinching your sides and you quickly turned around just to see your tall boyfriend hovering over you with his smug grin he always wore on his face. “I think you gained weight a little.”
“Gojo, I swear…”
“Na-ah! Don’t be mad. I was joking.”, he immediately soothed and laid his hands on your shoulders, massaging them. “Even if you did, that would be so much more lovespace for meee. Hehehe.”
“I hate you.”
“You know, it’s almost heart-breaking how often you say that to me. I almost think you do hate me.”, he responded with a little pout and you sighed as you noticed your anger at him leaving you.
“Alright, you know that I love you, right?”
“Of course.”, he purred and crutched down to place a kiss on your forehead. “I love me, too.”
Before you could complain again, his lips placed themselves on yours, capturing you in their embrace. His right arm pulled you closer to him. “Are you ready?”
“No.”, you answered genuinely. “I feel bad.”
“Awww, come on, Y/N. Don’t hesitate now. It’s gonna be alright.”
“Megumi is going to kill you.”
“That’s why I got you as my personal shield.”
“Very funny.”
“I love you.”
“You only say that not to make me mad.”
“Is it working?”
You pouted and crossed your arms, avoiding his gaze with your cheeks getting hotter. “Yes…”
“Alright, she’s here.”, Gojo whispered in your ear as you two watched from the roof the girl coming through the main entrance, completely buzzed over the beautiful garden you grew a couple of month ago because you thought it would be nice. And it was, especially for Yuuji since he would come here to ease his mind when Sukuna has been very hard on him. “Uh, she’s pretty.”
“Yeah, that she is.”
“Oh! There he comes.”, it was almost funny to look at Gojo being completely fascinated by Megumi having a date, as if he never expected it. “Look at his walking. He looks so nervous.”
“Weren’t you nervous on our first date?”, you raised an eyebrow.
Grinning, he shook his head and ruffled your hair. “No, I knew you would fall for me.”
“Sometimes, I really think that all of this is just fun for you.”, you said sarcastically and sighed, keeping your eyes on Megumi and how he seemed surprised when the girl went in for a hug.
Satoru’s hand laid on your shoulder, massaging it again. He loved to do that. “Hey… you know that I’m serious about us, right?”
“Yeah, yeah, I know, I was just being sarcastic.”, you reassured him and grabbed his hand, squeezing it softly. “Look at this boy being all shy. I almost don’t recognize him.”
“Did you do what I asked for?”, he asked, chuckling and you nodded. “Good, good.”
“He’s going to hate us.”
“No, he’s going to be thankful.”
“Thankful? Why?”
“Because…”, he started and got up with you as you saw the two teenagers getting inside, following them. “If she’s still interested after that shit, she’s keeper, then.”
“Hold up.”, you stood still and glanced at him. “Is that the reason why Yuuji accidentally spilled his big cup of cola all over me on our first date? And why Nobara, again accidentally, nailed me against the wall? And why Megumi accidentally got his divine dogs to rip my brand-new jeans? You told them to do that?”
“I love you.”
“Gojo, when we are done, you’re so dead. Those jeans were expensive.”
“I love you.”
“Shut up.”
“I love you.”
“I don’t wanna hear it.”
“But it worked, didn’t it?”, he smiled and put his hand on your back to push you with him on the way to Megumi’s dorm. “Why are you even mad about it? When you said yes to a second date, even though all that happened, I knew I had to keep you.”
You rolled your eyes and sped up your steps to get his hand off your back. “Let’s just do this thing and get it over with.”
“Awww, Y/N, don’t be mad at me.”
“Shut it.”
“I love you.”
“I SAID SHUT IT!”
“And this is the place where you live and study right now?”, the girl asked Megumi, holding a cup of tea in her hands as she was sitting on a chair, watching him making his own tea.
“Yeah…”, he said absently.
“Cool.”, the awkward silence following was almost mind-crushing made you feel the secondhand-embarrassment. “So… what do you do for fun?”
“Training.”
“That… Jujatse…”
“Jujutsu.”
“Damn, that was a harsh tone.”, Gojo whispered and had to restrain himself from laughing loudly. “Poor girl.”
“He’s nervous. He didn’t mean for it to come out like that.”
“Jujutsu, sorry.”, the girl smiled and kept herself busy with the tea.
“No, no. I’m the one who should apologize. That was mean of me. Sorry.”, your boyfriend and you widened your eyes by Megumi’s sincere apology and you were even more surprised when you watched him sitting beside here with his teacup in his hands. “Anyways, I like tea… as you can tell, and I read a lot. Nothing too special here.”
“I don’t read a lot, I actually enjoy watching movies or playing video games.”, the girl smiled and took a sip of her tea, that has already cooled down.
At this precise moment, Gojo lifted his hand and moved two fingers in a swift motion. The cup suddenly tilted upwards and the tea spilled all over the girl’s shirt and a little bit on her pants. “Dear lord!”, she shouted and got up, almost dropping the cup if Megumi hadn’t caught it in time.
“Are you okay?”, he asked and got up himself to get the towel that was hanging on the wall over the sink.
“Y-Yeah… sorry, I think I held it too light.”, she stammered.
“It’s fine. Things like these happen. Don’t worry, do you want another tea, though?”
“I-I can make it, you don’t need to bother, since I was too stupid to hold onto a cup.”, she said and bowed as he gave her the towel, his head shaking and responding: “No, don’t worry, you just dry yourself. I’ll make you another.”
“Thank you.”
“He is so gentle.”, Gojo whispered smirking. “Imagine if Yuuji had dropped the cup. I can already see the bumps on his head.”, he laid a hand on your shoulder an gave you a little push. “Go on, it’s your turn now.”
“I feel soo bad.”
“It’s gonna be worth it.”
The groan that was growing in your throat had been swallowed, as you didn’t want the teenagers to notice you too soon and you entered the kitchen through the door. “Oh.”, you said in surprise. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know the kitchen was already occupied.”
“It’s fine, Y/N-sensei.”
“Oh, that is Y/N?”, the girl suddenly asked and her eyes lit up, when she looked at you. You were confused. “Megumi told me a little bit about you. He said, you were his favorite teacher.”
“Karlia…”, the black-haired boy hid his face behind the collar of his hoodie.
Your heart almost broke in two pieces as you looked at him with puppy-eyes. “Well, that is very delightful to hear.”, no, you couldn’t crash this date. You just couldn’t.
You felt Gojos intense stare at your neck and you sighed. You kind of promised him to help him with this prank and you were a woman of your words. It hurt you a little bit, knowing what Megumi thought of you, you really felt bad now but you were sure that his anger would mainly be focused on Gojo, since he literally dragged you into this mess.
“Did you need something, Y/N-sensei?”, Megumi brought you out of your little mind-hazzle and you shook your head to keep your composure.
“Just something cold, it’s been very hot today.”
“Go ahead. We don’t mind.”, Karlia said and smiled at you, rubbing the wet spots on her clothes with the towel, the student just gave her.
With uneasy steps you made your way to the fridge on the other side of the kitchen, noticing Megumi’s concerned eyes on you. “Are you alright? You seem bothered.”
“Yeah, yeah.”, you said fast, too fast and laughed awkwardly. “Just… it’s been a weird day for me. I really need to go to bed earlier today.”
You opened the fridge and heard a clicking at the same time. You widened your eyes, as you saw a little curse in it that was looking at you with its big purple eyes. Holy shit, Gojo, what did you do?
The curse with its seven tentacles now looked at Megumi who was staring at it with widened eyes and before you could do something to trap it, it jumped out of the fridge and charged at the boy. But instead of trying to harm him, it wrapped itself around both of his legs, squeezing them together and making him fall. He grabbed the table to gain balance but Gojo moved his fingers again, making the table leg give in under his weight.
“Megumi!”, Karlia shouted and kneeled beside the poor boy, not seeing the curse wrapped around his legs and laughing. “Are you okay?”
“Y/N.”, you heard Gojo whispering to you and you looked at him at the doorframe as he was about to lose his shit. “Get the course back.”
“Dear lord.”, you groaned, closing the fridge and went to Megumi, kneeling beside his legs and while Karlia was busy with examining his face, you grabbed the curse by the head and pulled it off the boy’s legs and throwing it in Gojo’s direction who destroyed it with a wink of his hand.
“I’m okay.”, Megumi finally said as he felt the course off his legs and managed to move in a sitting position. Nodding his head grateful in your direction which made you feel more guilty. “I… lost my balance I guess.”
To save this situation from getting more awkward, you said: “Well… it was an exhausting training today, after all. I think, I pushed you a little too hard with those exercises. I think you should go easy tom…”
“Ah, Megumi-kun!”, Megumi and you froze instantly as you heard the amused voice of the infamous white-haired sorcerer. “What are you doing here on the floor?”
“Gojo-sensei…”, the boy greeted with a deep voice and glanced at him. “What is it?”
“Have you forgotten about your violin-lesson?”, suddenly Gojo grabbed his collar and ripped the black long-sleeved shirt of him, revealing his light-blue shirt and in seconds he took of his blindfold and put on his black glasses. “Megumi-chan, let’s gooooo.”
“I’m going to kill you someday.”, you and Megumi whispered at the same time and sighed after that.
Everything went to plan, according to Gojo. This girl must be so confused and outgrossed by this prank that she must be wanting to run out of the kitchen.
“You play the violin?”, Karlia suddenly asked impressed and helped him getting up. “That’s so cool.”
“It’s complicated…”, Megumi murmured and scratched the back of his head. “Forget about the violin, if you want to I can show you some nice books I highly recommend to read. Maybe I can get you to read more.”
“If you say so.”, Karlia chuckled and followed him.
“Huh?”, came from Gojo and he tilted his head in confusion as the two teenagers left the kitchen together, ignoring the tall man but saying goodbye to you.
“Well, that prank worked oh so well, didn’t it, Gojo?”, you smirked and shook your head, implying on walking out of the kitchen as well but were stopped as he stood right in front of you, holding on to your shoulders and staring at you. He took of his glasses so that his sky-eyes were intimately staring at you.
A shudder erupted over your back and you tried to push yourself away from him, without success. “It’s not over.”, he said viciously. “Hell no, it’s not over.”
“Gojo, I’m actually worried about your mental wellbeing right now.”, you admitted with a dead look on your face.
“Come with me.”, he grinned, picked you up and threw you over his shoulder, leaving the kitchen and following the two teenagers.
“Gojo, I swear I’m going to kill you.”
“Ah-ah, you can’t kill a god, that would be way too terrible and dishonoring. And by the way, I love you.”
“SHUT UP!”
“I like your room, it smells nice.”
“Smells nice?”, Megumi asked confused and tried to prevent himself from blushing. “Thank you?”
She smiled at him and took a look at his little bookshelf, reading every book title. “I like your sensei Y/N, though we didn’t talk much, she seems nice.”
“Yeah… she is… very understanding. Generally, she is liked by a lot from us. Training with her is very soothing.”, he explained and sat on his bed, looking at her examining his book-collection.
“How can training be soothing?”, she asked genuinely curious and turned her gaze to him. “I mean, by the things you told me yesterday, this Jujutsu must be pretty hard.”
He breathed in and out remembering the time you told him, what he did was good enough and that you were proud of him. Those words would never leave his mind, he was happy having you as his teacher, especially when Gojo was being that infamous idiot as he was known. “It is hard, physically. But she doesn’t make you feel like an idiot when you make a mistake. It’s her personality. I know this must sound weird, but the first lesson with her was just us two sitting in an empty room with one candle between us and meditating. It was nice and even though it was a cold winter night, and there was just this single candle, it was very warm. She called it Warm Soothing and told me it was very important to take time for yourself in absolute peace. It helped me a lot actually. I really respect her as a teacher but also as one of my friends.”
Gojo wiped away the single tear on your cheek as you two were pressed against the door, listening to their conversation. “Naaww, you have a little fan.”
“I’m so happy.”, you sniffed and hugged your boyfriend, completely having forgotten about your plan on killing this man this night.
Karlia was looking at him with a confused look on her face, then she said a little awkwardly: “Well, if I didn’t know any better, I would say you were a little bit into her.”
Silence. And Gojo really pulled himself together not to laugh like a maniac.
“Excuse me?”, Megumi asked completely shocked. “Why would you think that?"
“Well… you are practically having a crush on her, so…”
“I-I’m not, Karlia.”, he stammered and blushed. “As I said, I value her as a friend, but mostly as my teacher.”
“Yeah… well, Megumi…”, she played with her hands nervously. “It doesn’t really sound like it.”
“I am losing my shit, Y/N”, Gojo snickered, and you slapped his arm. “I didn’t plan on crashing the date like this.”
“By the looks of it you didn’t plan this through at all.”
“Oh, I actually wanted to throw you into his room, but this is so much better.”
“I hate you sometimes.”
“Today, you seem to hate me a lot.”, he massaged your shoulder. “I love you.”
“Lord help me.”
“But I’m right here.”, you really would consider on killing him this night.
“Anyways, Karlia, I don’t want to discuss who I’m crushing on or even if I’m crushing on someone.”, Megumi finally continued and got up from his bed. “Forget about my teachers, please, okay? Let’s just focus on us.”
The girl nodded and smiled at him. “Yeah, you’re right, I’m sorry for embarrassing you.”
He shook his head. “Don’t be. It’s alright. And besides, she is with that tall violin-idiot from before.”
She looked surprised. “Really?”, he nodded. “Damn, I thought she would be with someone more serious who wouldn’t annoy their students so much.”
Now it was you who had to keep the laughter inside and you held your hand over your mouth. “Now, that is true.”
“No, that is mean, Y/N.”, Gojo pouted but you knew his offence was just played. “I can’t believe this. She thinks you’re boring.”
“She thinks I have taste.”
“You’re going to have a rough night with me, darling.”, if it had not been for your hand over your mouth, you would have gasped loudly as Gojo pinched your butt, earning a warning glance from you. “I love you.”
“Say, Megumi.”, you and Gojo immediately pressed your ear against the door. “How about a little deal. I read one of your favorite books if you watch one of my favorite movies?”
“If we read and watch together, sure, I can see us doing that.”
“Holy shit, that was smooth.”, Gojo said and pulled out a notebook and a pencil from his pocket. As it seemed, he was writing down what Megumi just said and you rolled your eyes in annoyance.
Karlia laughed and nodded excited. “Sounds good. How about we watch the movie today together? Now? I have my laptop in my bag, so we could watch… on your bed or on your table.”
“Now?”, Megumi asked and he blushed harder, hiding even more inside his shirt.
“Yes, or is that a problem?”
Suddenly, Gojo ripped open the door but not without putting on his glasses back on his nose. “Megumi-chaaaan! What about our violin-lesson?”
Megumi’s blank look observed the tall man in the doorframe and you could almost feel the aura getting darker and darker. As his eyes met yours you smiled awkwardly at him and help up your hands pacifyingly while mouthing “It was all his idea.”.
“You know what, Megumi.”, Karlia started, smiling embarrassed. “How about we just… you know… continue this another time. Maybe you can come over at my place, okay?”
“Karlia, you don’t have to…”
“No, no, it’s fine. Really.”, she reassured him and gave him a hug after she collected her things. “You just call me when you’re free, alright?”
“I…”, he sighed and hugged her back. “Alright.”
“So… no violin-lesson or what?”, Gojo asked trying to look at both teenagers seductively and you dropped your head in defeat and shame for your boyfriend.
“Not for me, that is.”, Karlia shook her head and passed by the tall man.
“I am so sorry.”, you apologized to her and bowed. “This was all this idiot’s idea. Please don’t let that scare you away from Megumi, okay?”
The girl smiled and shook her head, whispering: “He’s cute. And you all seem to be fun around. He is annoying but that’s alright. I think it’s kind of physics law that there is always that one idiot in a friends’ group.”
“You’re goddamn right.”, you sighed. “Goodbye, Karlia. I’ll have someone drive you home, okay?”
“Oh, please, you don’t have to, I already got picked up.”
“No, no, I insist.”, you said and pulled your phone from your pocket to call Ijichi and ask him to drive the girl home. After that is arranged and you pulled Gojo out of Megumi’s room before the boy really tried to kill him, he turned to Karlia, his face red.
“You give me a call when you get home, alright?”
“Sure, Megumi. I promise.”
“Good.”
“Now, that is just cute.”, Gojo grinned and bowed down to take a better look at the girl. “So, when will we be having little Megumis and Karlias running around here?”
“GOJO SATORU!”, you shouted and smashed your phone against the infinity around his head. “GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FOOL!”
“Alright, I will have you tonight, anyways, Y/N.”, he snickered, smacked your butt hard and made his way away from the three of you. “We will be having little Gojos and Y/Ns running around here, then, in exactly nine months. I love you!”
“I FREAKING HATE YOU!”
“So, you planned all this?”, Megumi asked you after Karlia got into Ijichis car, waving at the two of you as they drove off.
You sighed: “I didn’t plan anything. Gojo just pulled me into this mess and kind of forced me to help him crashing your date. I’m sorry, Megumi, I really am.”
“At least I know that your apologies are always sincere.”, he shrugged. “But I would say, that this helped me a bit, actually. It was fun.”
“I don’t think the part where she thought you had a crush on me was fun.”, you responded embarrassed and scratched your head.
“You heard that?”
“Well… we were kind of glued to your door, while you two were talking. Megumi?”
He didn’t say a word, just looked down to the floor and stretching his hand out. He summoned his black and white divine dogs and you felt a cold shiver running down your spine as they looked directly at you. Chuckling awkwardly, you took a few steps backwards and made a move to quickly walk away from him, as you heard him say. “Maybe it’s time for me now to crash your date with Gojo this night.”
Gosh, you just wanted to read your book on this day…