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Now Tommy wouldn’t necessarily say he’s 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥. He just makes incredibly fucking dumb decisions from time to time. Wilbur has urged him to think before he acts multiple times but Tommy just waves him off. His bad impulse issues lead to many strange situations. Like the one he got himself in now.
So listen Tommy was on a walk minding his own business. He 𝘸𝘢𝘴 !! It was a lovely day so Tommy decided to get some fresh air. He took a nice walk around his neighborhood before he heard a noise. Slowly Tommy curiously followed the noise and looked up before he spotted it. There was a cat stuck in a tree.
Tommy started blankly at the poor thing before sighing. Tommy 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 just leave the poor bastard up there. That would make him a major grade asshole. He knew how to climb trees so maybe he could help? I mean it couldn’t hurt to try? After a few minutes of debating to himself he mentally said ‘fuck it’ as he made his way to the base of the tree and started to climb.
Tommy’s hands ached slightly as he pulled himself higher and higher. He placed his feet on the branches as he climbed. As he made his way up Tommy saw the cat tilt it’s head down to stare at him. The cat paused it’s distressed meowing before rumbling at him threateningly.
“Hold on you fucker,” Tommy muttered as he made his way to the cat,” I’m gonna help you down whether you like it or not.”
It took about two minutes of pulling himself up before he finally reached the cat. As Tommy pulled himself up and sat down on the branch he accidentally sat on his phone in his back pocket. Tommy turned towards the cat unaware he was one movement away from butt dialing someone.
“Here there,” Tommy greeted softly as he stared at the distressed cat.
The cat was a white cat with brown spots. It had a Royal Navy Blue collar wrapped around his neck. The cats tail flicked anxiously side to side as it stared at the teen with narrowed eyes.
“I’m not gonna hurt you,” Tommy reassured as he held out a hand for the cat to sniff.
The cat slowly reached its head towards Tommy’s hand to sniff. After a few seconds of inspection the cat nuzzled into his hand. After a few minutes of petting Tommy finally gained the cats trust. Tommy let out an ‘oof’ as he body shifted as the cat climbed into his arms. The movement caused him to hit one of his contacts and call them.
“See you’re alright,” he reassured as he pet the cat softly before he paused,” how the fuck are we meant to get down?,” he asked looking at the cat.
The cat happily purred away in his arms causing the teen to give an eye roll. Before the teen could mutter something sarcastically in response a loud voice spoke causing him to jolt.
“What the fuck do you want,” the loud accented voice of Minx came from his back pocket.
Tommy muttered swears as he shifted the cat to one hand as he reached back and pulled his phone out in front of him.
Almost instantly after the camera was facing himself Minx said,”you look like absolute shit. Is that a stick in you hair??,” before she backtracked,”is that a fucking cat ??,” she questioned.
Tommy rolled his eyes,” hi Minx,” he greeted dryly before sighing out,” Yes this a cat. And I’m aware I look like shit. I’m trying to figure how to get down,” he muttered the end to himself.
“Get down from what??,” Minx asked with a raised eyebrow as she watched the cat in disheveled teens arms purr away.
“I 𝘮𝘢𝘺 or may not be stuck in a tree,” Tommy slowly admitted.
Minx froze,” how the absolute fuck did you manage that???,”she asked incredulously.
Tommy sighed,” well I was minding my own business -.”
Minx cut him off,”like I’m supposed to believe that horse shit.”
Tommy groaned as he rolled his eyes,” I was !!,” he protested,” I was on a walk and I saw a cat stuck in a tree. And I was like ‘mmm maybe I can help’ so I climbed the tree to help the cat. And now I got the cat but I’m stuck,” he explained while pouting.
It was silent for a second before Minx burst out into laughter. Tommy glared at her while she laughed. The two of them were good friends but 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 wasn’t fucking helping him.
After she managed to get control of her laughter she got out,” god that’s fucking hilarious. Only you could get yourself into this mess.”
Tommy sighed dramatically as the cat shifted in his arms causing him to readjust them,” I know right? I have such shitty luck.”
“I take it you calling me was a mistake?,” Minx questioned.
Tommy hummed before confirming,” yeah pretty much. I must have leant on my phone causing it to call you,” after a second he offered,” I can hang up if you want?”
Minx snorted before denying,” absolutely fucking not. I’m invested now. I want to see how you manage to pull this off.”
Tommy rolled his eyes at her before gazing at the ground,”there’s no way I can climb down with the cat,” he muttered,”and I sure as hell am not fucking dropping the cat down.”
Mix took a loud sip of her drink as she watched the teen,” so what are you going to do then?,” she questioned with a raised eyebrow.
Tommy smiled and replied,” something stupid,” before dropping his phone down.
He could hear Minx’s loud complaining from up here. Quickly he looked at the cat purring away in his arms. He wrapped his arms tightly around the cat forming a protective cage. Tommy took a deep breath before muttering to himself “I can’t die from this otherwise Wilbur will laugh at my funeral” before he jumped.
The tree wasn’t 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 exactly but it wasn’t 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 either. As he fell he mentally screamed every curse word he knew. Right before he was about to hit the ground he tucked his head in and positioned the cat closer to himself. Tommy fell into a little somersault roll before flopping on the ground next to his phone.
The teen panted on the grass while the cat stared blankly at him from his chest. The cat took its paw and began to clean it.
“Ungrateful bitch,” he muttered before he turned his attention to his phone.
Minx was practically screeching at this point and didn’t stop when Tommy got up to grab it.
“Why the 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 fuck did you do that? Are fucking stupid??,” Minx hissed.
Tommy shrugged as his clothes littered with leaves made a weird crunching noise at the motion,” it worked didn’t it ?,” he pointed out.
Minx held a hand to her chest,” never 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 do that again,” she demanded ,” you scared the shit out of me. Are you fucking hurt??”
“I’m fine calm the fuck down,” he dismissed before he paused muttering a quick sorry as he turned to the cat,” what the fuck do I do with you now,” he asked the feline.
Minx groaned as she massaged the bridge of her nose,” you little shit- okay listen to me. Here’s what you do,” she instructed ignoring Tommy’s eye roll ,”look on it collar for an address.”
Tommy tilted his head baffled,” since when are you fucking smart?”
Minx bristled,” oi shut the fuck up,” she threatened,” I’m always fucking smart,” she huffed.
“Uh huh sure,” Tommy muttered before he checked the collar and sure enough he found an address.
“Well I’ll be fucked,” he murmured before turning to address the cat ,” come on you little bastard - time to go home.”
Minx watched silently as the teen typed in the address into GoogleMaps and followed the cat home. It roughly took like two minutes of the teen walking to find the address. Soon he reached the door as rang the doorbell. A woman wrapped in a cardigan answered the door and her look of concern faded into relief.
“I think this belongs to you ,” Tommy said dryly while holding the cat towards its owner causing Minx to quietly snort.
“Cocoa,” the woman cried as the cat jumped into her arms,”I thought I lost you,” she muttered to the purring cat before looking up at the disheveled teen,” where did you find her?,”the woman asked.
“She was up in a tree and I passed her on a walk around the neighborhood. I helped get her down,” Tommy explained nonchalantly.
“Thank you,” she uttered with tears in her eyes,” is there anything I can do to repay you. Money?,” she offered.
Tommy shook his head,” no no. I don’t need anything. I’m glad she’s back where she belongs.”
“You’re a good kid ...,” the woman trailed off with an expectant questioning look.
“I’m Tommy,” he greeted waving awkwardly.
“Hi Tommy,” she said with an amused smile,” I’m Amanda. Thank you so much for being her home. Are you hurt?,” she questioned with a worried look seeing the teens leaf covered form.
“No no I’m fine,” Tommy dismissed as he pulled a leaf off of his jacket causing Minx to snort.
“He’s fine he says,” Minx says to herself sarcastically,”took a fucking tumble out of a tree for a 𝘤𝘢𝘵 of all things and he’s fine he says.”
“Oh shut up,” Tommy complained with an eye roll ,”I am fine just dirty.”
“Obviously you’re dirty you just fought the ground and fucking lost,” Minx shot back.
Before the could continue Amanda laughed slightly catching both their attentions,” sorry sorry- it’s just you and your sister are really funny,” she explained ignoring their spluttering as she carried on,” would you like anything? To come inside perhaps?,” she offered.
Tommy shook his head,”sorry but I better head home,” he said apologetically,” it was nice meeting you though!”
“And you too Tommy. Thank you again,”Amanda replied before waving at the teen as he turned and walked away.
“No problem,” the teen yelled as he walked off.
The walk home was spent with Tommy carefully taking leaves off himself and Minx’s muttering.
Soon Minx sighed out,” look it was 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 stupid what you did. You could have actually gotten hurt. Wilbur would have had my head,” pausing she added on hesitantly,” plus I don’t want you hurt.”
Tommy froze for a second before relaxing ,” awe Minx do you care about me,” he teased.
Minx huffed,” shut the fuck up you little shit,” she retorted as she pointed at him,” so what if I care about your scrawny looking twig ass.”
Tommy laughed slightly as he walked a little more. He turned and made his way up his street. After a few moments of silence he spoke up.
“Thank you ,” Tommy said sincerely before elaborating when Minx made a noise of confusion,” for helping me. It would have taken me ages to think of the collar.”
“It’s no problem,” she dismissed,” you may be stupid half the fucking time but you have your moments.”
Right before he reached his house he mindlessly said,” I wouldn’t mind it you know. You being my sister,” and seeing Minx’s stunned gaze he shrugged,” it’s true. Anyways I have to shower and get all this shit out. See you later bitch,” he got out before he hung up and headed inside.
As the teen showered he was deep in thought. Minx was really helpful and kind in her own way. Sure she was a bitch but so was Tommy half the time. Plus the elder girl was always like that. Still she helped him out and he wanted to repay her. After he got out of the shower he made his way to his room to plan a gift for her. Leaving behind bits of leaves in the faucet he made his way to his room.
Tommy knew roughly what he wanted to get her. In a fit of brilliance he decided to stick with a cat theme. Which narrowed it down but not fucking 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. Tommy groaned before he found the perfect fucking thing after ten minutes of searching. The teen beamed as he hit order and also ordered some materials he thought he might need.
Tommy impatiently waited all night for it to arrive. Once it did in the morning he set out to work on it immediately. He grabbed his tools and the fucking cursed stuffed animal before getting to work. He fucked around for two hours before getting it the way he wanted. Quickly he wrote a note before boxing it and sending it out with a smirk.
Minx was mentally screaming. She was 100% not expecting that at all. Did her heart melt a bit at the teens declaration? Yes but she wasn’t ready to fucking 𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 it. Mentally she pushed it to the back of her mind where it stayed as she forgot about it briefly until Tommy’s gift arrived.
Tommy just ended a stream when he got a call on discord. After checking and seeing it was from Minx he hit accept with a nervous look.
Immediately he was greeted with an emotional looking Minx,” you little shit,” she rasped out,” no wonder those poor fucks didn’t stand a chance against you.”
Tommy snorted before asking hesitantly,” do you like it?,” while looking up through his bangs.
Minx aggressively huffed as she raised the stuffed animal and shook it,” Tommy I fucking 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 it. Thank you-you little shit.”
Tommy stared as Minx hugged the stuffed animal,” good I’m glad. It’s no problem,”he sighed with a smile.
Minx took a second before she groaned and threw her head back,” shit now I have to join those asshole in their dumb squad.”
Tommy blinked,” you know you don’t have to right?”
Minx looked at the teen that had a huge fucking heart before groaning again but louder this time,” I don’t think I have much of a choice at this point,” she grumbled before muttering,” plus I fucking want to.”
Tommy tilted his head ,” I mean sure?,” he offered hesitantly,” they have like weird rules and shit though. Like you need nickname for me,”he added with an eye roll.
Minx stared at him for a second with narrowed eyes before announcing proudly “little shit” causing the teen to roll his eyes.
“Really? How creative of you,” he dryly replied with a raised eyebrow.
Minx smirked as she pushed up her glasses with one hand,” really,” she replied before sighing dramatically,”and if those asshole don’t accept that I’ll just call you firecracker,” she said while shrugging in dismal.
Tommy laughed and shook his head,” You’re so fucking weird,” he uttered before smiling ,” I have to go eat dinner but I’m really glad you liked my gift.”
Minx smiled at the teen, her now little brother,”thanks again asshole,” she waved as he hung up.
Immediately Minx called Puffy as soon as they hung up.
“Hey Minx what’s up?,” Puffy greeted casually.
Minx dramatically made a choking noise causing Puffy to look up. In Minx’s arms sat a Garfield stuffed animal looking completely unimpressed that was altered to be giving the middle finger.
Before Puffy could comment Minx tearfully said,”Tommy said it ‘reminded him of me cause I don’t give any fucks’ apparently.”
Puffy stared before softening into a smile,” he really is a sweet kid huh?,” she sighed.
Minx stared at Puffy before squinting slightly seeing something in her face,” are you fucking 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴?,” she asked incredulously.
Puffy snorted before brushing her hair out of her face,” he’s a good kid. And he’s adopting people left and right. So yeah I’m a bit jealous,” she admitted.
Minx stared for a second before nodding and yanking out her phone and aggressively scrolling.
“What are you doing?,” Puffy asked before wearily repeating ,” Minx ? What are you up to?”
Minx found the clip of Puffy praising Tommy and calling him a sweetheart before sending it. She also shot him a quick message.
Minx: listen here you little shit- me and Puffy are a package deal so it’s either two sisters or nothing.
TommyInnit: I- okay wasn’t fucking expecting this but gotcha. Two new sisters it is. Pogchamp !
Minx smiled smugly at Puffy,” just you fucking wait,” she said before she hung up.
Meanwhile with Tommy he sighed dramatically as he searched for another stuffed animal. Thankfully he immediately came up with a concept and ordered things for it. “There has to be some kind of record for this” he muttered to himself as he rolled his eyes. Puffy’s gift took the least time to assemble when it arrived at his house the next day. Soon it was shipped out.
Puffy and Minx asked Tommy to join a call with them three days later. Tommy answered with a nervous smile.
Puffy had wet eyes as she looked at the camera as he answered . Minx looked smug as she held her Garfield abomination. Both looked at the teen with warm eyes though.
“I love it,” Puffy breathed as she ran her hands though the fluff of her gift,” Tommy thank you so so much. Seriously sweetheart thank you.”
In Puffy’s arms was a medium sized cute stuffed animal sheep. The sheep had a captains hat sewed on its head. It was a light pink sheep that was extremely fluffy. On the hat was the words ‘Captain Pussy’.
“A deal a deal,” the teen replied with an amused shrug,” it was no big deal. Plus I gained two new sisters out of this. So that’s fucking poggers,” he added with a smile.
It was quiet for a moment before Minx asked with a shit eating grin,” so.... when do we get added to the group chat those pricks are always bragging about?”
Tommy rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone,” god you’re fucking impatient,” he fake complained as he opened the chat ignoring Puffy’s amused chuckles and Minx’s complaining.
After a minute Tommy added them in before looking up,”happy now?,” he questioned dryly.
Minx smirked,” oh I absolutely fucking am.”
Puffy and Minx share a look with each other causing Tommy to look up warily,” what the fuck are you two up to?,” he asked as he watched them pull out their phones and start to type in sync.
Soon his phone vibrated and he checked the chat.
Minx sent an edited meme saying “if anything happens to Tommy I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself “ causing Tommy to laugh as he scrolled down to see what Puffy posted.
Puffy posted the “I have done nothing wrong in my life. I know this and I love you” meme and edited Tommy’s face in it .
Tommy wheezed as he as the group chat exploded.
Wilbur: two?? Two?? Toms you have been a busy busy boy
Dream: shit I didn’t predict this
Ranboo: well this is a wild turn of events
Techno: lol same. I thought it was gonna be karl
Niki: hello minx! hello puffy!
Puffy: hey guys
Minx typed loudly with smirk as they stared blankly at her until she finished before they checked their phones as they buzzed.
Minx: sup dickheads hope you’re all ready to bow down to the best sibling
Tommy fucking cackled as his siblings went at it. He watched with a smile as Puffy laughed and egged Minx on.
‘Yeah’ he thought to himself with a smile ‘this shit is worth it every time.’