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Norton: Hello everyone! Recently we've been getting alot of fanmails and we thought with how hectic the world has been treating us we should try to brighten up your lives with answering your questions! Don't forget if you ever want to send us anything our fan boxes are still op-
William: no no norton, this video isn't meant for asking for stuff at such a crucial time. If anything our fans should be using their money for more useful stuff.
Norton: feeding us is important...?
Naib: moving on. I heard that tongue click norton.
Eli: ahaha.. well like norton said today's video will be us answering your questions you sent over the past few months!
#1
William: well I'll do the honours of picking out the first question then! Hmm, this question is meant Aesop. Fuck marry and kill with norton, Eli and naib
Aesop: well the answer would be fuck naib, kill norton and marry Eli.
Naib: youd fuck me and not norton? Damn correct me if I'm wrong but I thought norton was more of your type.
Aesop: realistically speaking killing norton would be a much easier feat than killing you. Actually killing norton would be possible even with my eyes closed.
Norton: unprovoked??
William: sorry nort but Aesop said what he said.
Norton: I hate this group, the only reason I even stay in it is for the big bucks.
Naib: sure
William: sure
Aesop: sure
Eli: sure
Norton: Eli You too???
Eli: Apologies. Aesop took my phone.
Eli: how about you norton? Who would you kill, marry and....
Aesop: it's okay Eli you don't have to say it.
Norton: without a doubt kill naib, fuck William and marry Eli. Also if anyone asks why I would fuck William instead of Aesop have you seen his body?
Naib: not true that you'd kill me but go off ig
Norton: fuck you
Naib: sure
Eli: please keep this PG13
#2
Aesop: next question. Naib do you have any kinds of food you'd like to try?
Naib: haha nice question. Well since we've been stuck inside this whole time I've been trying out with cooking different kinds of stuff.
Eli: have you tried making the coffee which has been trending recently? The dogna coffee
Norton: lmao
Aesop: Eli, it's called dalogna coffee.
Eli: oh! Apologies I've only been making it for Gertrude and we keep calling it foam coffee instead of its actual name we forgot the actual name of the coffee.
Naib: there's a comment from Gertrude
Eli: hello love!
Norton: disgusting simp
Naib: she said not we only you Eli. Lol.
William: she called you out in front of thousands of people
Aesop: Anyways answer the question naib we're running out of time
Naib: oh right. Well I guess kebabs? It's been a long time since we've had the chance to eat it and where we're at there's absolutely no I reiterate no good kebabs here.
William: so true we're stuck with no good food around here and the only reason we're even well fed is because Eli is a god sent
Naib: yesterday's food was the bomb.
Aesop: wish that were me, says willsaidiwill
William: Eli would make a good wife
Norton: EW HIS BLUSHING.
Eli: no more food for you tonight norton.
Norton: I'm sorry
#3
Eli: next question is for everyone, how did the group anewn begin?
Naib: well it was actually just meant to be anew but this Bitch called norton decided to appear
Norton: wow I sure am loved
Eli: actually we had already planned a YouTube channel back when I was schooling with William. Since we had free time since spring break was coming up.
William: and I got naib to join in with the idea since we were in the same club.
Aesop: clubs you mean. Actually weren't you in every sports club back then
William: hahaha of course I wasn't! It's just that the coaches from every club asked me to join and when I refused they asked if I could join their training sessions! Actually I was in the robotics club!
Eli: robotics club?
Aesop:.... ah... reznik
Norton: who?
Naib: you know that little blonde girl who you made cry when she accidentally wandered into the baseball field?
Norton:..... doesn't ring a bell.
Eli: the one who won the robotics competition in her first year?
Norton: our school held robotics competitions?
Aesop: The with a prize money of $500.
Norton: OH THAT ONE
naib: I swear to god this fucker.
Eli: oh yes it was also thanks to William that i met Aesop. I was the one who asked Aesop if he wanted to join in. It took some time to convince him but he eventually agreed!
Naib: pretty boy took a whole fucking year to convince, that isn't some time.
Norton: The pretty boy of the art club you mean lol
Aesop: I'm spiking your food when I'm helping with dinner later
Norton: stop holding my food as hostage???
#4
Norton: next question for Eli, usually in the idol community-
Naib: we aren't idols we're YouTubers
Norton: *ahem* usually in the idol community, idols don't usually date or come out to the public that their dating as it would be detrimental to their image. Why did you think it was a good idea to reveal to us that you're dating?
Naib: get ready for it people you asked for this.
Eli: I mean. Gertrude is such a sweetheart. Why wouldn't I want to share happy news with all our fans about such a happy occasion? If anything I was the one who was afraid that I would ruin gestures image with how I am. My first meeting with her family sure was nerve racking but I'm really happy her family supports our relationship afterall being able to be with a lovely lady such as Gertrude... I truly am glad she said yes when I confessed.
Aesop: Gertrude commented stop being cheesy also thanks I love you too
Eli: ahaha I can't help it, your the sunshine of my life.
Aesop: moving on I can't handle any more than this lovely dovey atmosphere same for our viewers.
Norton: but the super chats!!!
Aesop: MOVING ON!