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September 5th, Saturday
{Those Frozen Sisters}
7:26 am
anna: sirius!!!!!!
elsa: dude... its 7 in the morning...
anna: yeah i just came back from my run
elsa: dont expect lily to love u back if u keep up with that shit.
elsa: james?
elsa: dude.
elsa: if u answer me ill polish ur shoes for the rest of the term
elsa: lily just sent me a text she said she thinks ur hot
anna: WHATWEJAFARGESRNGHSRJFKNWRGHJEFRGHRFIJHUREJBHSEGJRNFWKREGJHUEIRJUHSERJNWRBHJGHJNKGHJSNFIJGUHJFEGURHIEJIOAUGWJEFNKWJGBHNWJGHIIOUIHJUIHYFJUIHIJUYUGUTREWERTYUIOKJHGFDSDVMNBVCXCVBNMNBVCXCVBJHGFDSDFGHUYTRE
elsa: no lol im kidding
elsa: #pranked
anna: fuck you
elsa: BSBHDKBH
anna: ugh anyways. one of my friends is transferring here i want u to meet him
anna: u guys would totally get along he loves bowie too
elsa: whats his name
anna: remus lupin
elsa: HAHAHAHAHAH
elsa: SO HIS NAME IS BASICALLY MOON MCMOON
elsa: IN LATIN
elsa: im gonna call him mr moon man and see how he reacts
anna: 😐
anna: just call him moony we all do
elsa: james...babe...normalize giving context 🙁
elsa: who is this 'we' u speak of
anna: me marlene and peter
anna: marlenes neighbors with remus and peters family knows remus' family and they introduced me to him so now we're besties
elsa: i feel betrayed
elsa: i'll kick this moon man when i see him
elsa: what does he look like
anna:
elsa: mr moon mcmoon looks like a moon himself with that pale ass skin
elsa: and red eyes
elsa: YOU DITCHED ME FOR A VAMPIRE?!?
anna: i'm telling him u said that
elsa: good, he deserves to know.
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{Moony and Prongs}
8:01 am
prongs: screenshot.jpg
prongs: lol
moony: I'm gonna murder ur whole family. why'd you have to use that picture.
prongs: bc the guy in the back looks like skeet ulrich and skeet ulrich is a dilf
moony: u and ur dilfs.
moony: whos elsa?
prongs: hes the one i told u ab, we met when we were 7
prongs: his name is sirius black
moony: lol that's a stupid name
prongs: well u two can bond over ur stupid names, i have to help pete with homework
prongs: oh also when will u be here???
moony: about 11 am
prongs: im too lazy to do math HOW MANY HOURS DO I HAVE TO WAIT
moony: 3
prongs: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
moony: oh get over it, you big baby that's nothing. also, i gtg i shouldn't be texting and driving
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{Powerpuff Girls + Emo Gay}
8:36 am
emo gay: guysguysguys
blossom: yesyesyes
emo gay: a friend of james is transferring here! we get a new person in the friend group!!
bubbles: he told u ab remus?
emo gay: yeah mr moon mcmoon
bubbles: FJASLNBWUHUHFFR
buttercup: what whos remus
emo gay: friend of james.....pay more attention cas i said that like 2 seconds ago
buttercup:
blossom: good.
buttercup: stfu macdonald i will shove u in a happy meal
emo gay: SBJKBSJFNB LADIES LADIES CALM DOWN
emo gay: i have something important to say
emo gay: u guys are coming over
bubbles: no
emo gay: well, marlene, u don't GET to say no :)
buttercup: i'm hungry so no
emo gay: we'll make cupcakes
emo gay: red velvet
emo gay: ur favouriteeeee
emo gay: i bought cake mix yesterday so we barely have to any work lol
buttercup: GIVE ME 2 MINUTES
blossom: DORCAS MEET ME ACROSS THE HALL IM COMING WITH YOU
buttercup: OKOK
bubbles: well i guess i just have to walk. by myself. bc u guys don't love me anymore.
bubbles: this is homophobic.
emo gay: marls its a 30 second walk we live in the same building
bubbles:
bubbles: k let me in.
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{Moony and Prongs}
10:56 am
moony: i'm here
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{Unknown Number}
6:09 pm
(519) --- ----: hey, its lily!
remus: hi lily :)
(remus changed (519) --- ---- to lily)
lily: u like it here so far?
remus: its great!! i'm glad i got to meet you and james
lily: yeah me too :)
6:15 pm
lily: do you like the neighborhood bc if u don't we cant be friends
remus: DUDE
remus: IM LISTENING TO RIP 2 MY YOUYH RN
remus: screenshot.jpg
lily: OMGOMGOGM
lily: THEIR BEST SONG
remus: EXACTLY IVE BEEN SAYING!!
lily: IM SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY APPRECIATES IT
lily: JAMES SAID ALL THEIR SONGS SOUND THE SAME 😭😭
remus: WHAT??! THAT PSYCHOPATH
lily: I KNOW
lily: wait we should get to know more ab each other
lily: what's ur zodiac sign, ur fav song, and a fun fact ab u
remus: lily......are u an 🤢🤢🤢astrology hoe🤢🤢🤢
lily: maybe...
remus: BLOCKED
lily: SDJFNIBHNJFI NO.
lily: just tell me ur birthday if ur gonna be like that 🙄 i'll figure it out by myself
remus: march 10th 2003 8:08 am
lily: ur a pisces :/
remus: what is that a bad thing
remus: i shall not stand for this pisces slander.
lily: its a horrible thing. male pisces are always manipulators.
remus: oh?
remus: maybe i'll manipulate u into giving me all ur socials and spotify code 🤤
lily: lilsevans
lily: screenshot.jpg
lily: omg i cant believe u just did that what an invasion of privacy 🤬🤬🤬🤬
remus: your playlist names are so sexy
remus: i mean, 'shut up i'm emo' that's just pure literature
lily: SBKDJFSBFJALND
lily: wait one sec i have to go the bathroom
lily: heyyyyyy marlene hereeee ;))))
remus: mARLSSSSS
remus: LILY IS UR ROOMATE??? SHES SO COOL U SHOULD'VE INTRODUCED US SOONER
lily: YEAH SHES AMAZING
lily:
lily: me waiting for her to come out of denial so we can fuck
remus: what denial
remus: from what i know about her there's no WAY shes straight
lily: ugh but james has been in love with her for like 7 years
remus: what.
lily: yes but she rejects him every single time like daMN BITCH IM RIGHT HERE AND I WANT U!!!
remus: DSBJWFRWEJOAFEHISRU
lily: omg shes gonna come back but there's this party on friday and ur coming its at sirius's by loveu!
lily: hey im back
remus: hey
lily: omg.
remus: 😁