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“Are you okay?” he heard Spider-man say.
Deadpool continued to stare down the wall, even as the tap of Spidey’s feet approached.
“I did everything right” Deadpool recounted. “I played by the rules.”
“I know” Spidey agreed.
“Even made my own uniform And they still won’t let me join.”
“I saw” the hero sighed. “And you worked so hard on it.”
Spidey clamped a hand over Deadpool’s shoulder, turning him from the wall to face him. Deadpool countered, shutting his eyes.
“I know you’re disappointed. But we’ve gotta face facts…” Spidey said.
“…you’re too old to be a girl scout.”