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    This is Kemuri’s chance to escape! They’re sure the heroes will be too wrapped up in each other to—

    “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?” Pro Hero Dynamight roars.

    “A COCKSUCKER, BITCH!” Pro Hero Phantom Thief retorts.

    Dynamight’s face turns an impressive shade of purple. “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! I’D NEVER PUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS IN MY MOUTH!”

    “OH.” Phantom Thief blinks. “OKAY, WELL. SAME.”

    “OH.” It’s Dynamight’s turn to blink. “COOL.”

    “COOL.”

     

     

    sex pollen trope but make it ace, blond, and angry

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