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1. Cockamamie by greyduckgreygoose

   Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Apr 2021

   Tags

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Bad Puns
   • Dick Jokes
   • this entire fic is a dick joke sorry
   • Crack
   • Himbo Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • implied animal death
   • Mutual Pining

   Summary

   Jaskier’s new song is a hit, and Geralt, for the life of him, just cannot understand it.

   It is, as far as he can tell, about a rooster the singer is pining to pet, which “rouses him every morning” and “is such a beauty to behold”. Jaskier loves animals, sure, but Geralt has never noticed his apparent preference for chickens.

   In any case, the song has a jaunty enough tune, and Geralt resigns himself to hearing frequent renditions of “My Favorite Cock”. 

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