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1. Kiss the Bard by Proctor for stinastar

   Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 May 2021

   Tags

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Mirror Sex
   • Semi-established relationship
   • Banter
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fun. Filth. And Feels :)

   Summary

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   “Ye’re lucky I’ve taken a likin' to yer witcher, bard,” the dwarf said, “else I’d have head-butted ye in the balls just then, ye cheeky shite.”

   “I’m not too threatened by hollow objects,” Jaskier replied and flicked the side of his head.

   “Ow. Leave off.” The dwarf batted his hand away then crossed his arms and gave a huff. “Dinnae know what Geralt sees in ye, ye wee pest.”

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   Or: Jaskier's afternoon with Geralt is ruined when they're forced to assist a dwarf in distress. Luckily their evening together more than makes up for it.

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