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1. Tried and failed not to fall in love with the mercenary that ALL your parental figures warned you about by The_Good_White_Demon_13

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
   • Tony Stark/Stephen Strange
   • Loki (Marvel)/Original Male Character(s)
   • Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
   • My First Work in This Fandom
   • First Meetings
   • Identity Reveal
   • Secret Identity
   • Mutual Pining
   • Slow Burn
   • Pet Names
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Insecure Wade Wilson
   • BAMF Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Needs a Hug
   • Wade Wilson Gets a Hug
   • weasel is an asshole
   • But Weasel Is Also A Good Friend
   • Dopinder Is Too Nice
   • Tacos
   • Chimichangas
   • Deadpool Thought Boxes
   • Peter is a Little Shit
   • Protective Peter Parker
   • Precious Peter Parker
   • Kidnapping
   • Ellie Is A Precious Bean
   • College Student Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker is a Mess
   • Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure
   • Steve Rogers Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure
   • Steve Rogers & Tony Stark Friendship
   • Tony And Steve Are Not Dating But They Are Still Peters Backup Parents
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Praise Kink
   • Daddy Kink
   • Sugar Daddy Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Bottom Peter Parker/Top Wade Wilson
   • Size Kink
   • Size Difference
   • Phone Sex
   • Light Bondage
   • Voyeurism
   • Sugar Baby Peter Parker
   • Wade Wants To Be Peter’s Sugar Daddy
   • And He Gets To Be It
   • Wade Wilson Has a Crush
   • Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker
   • How Do I Tag
   • Avengers Family
   • Domestic Avengers
   • Domestic Fluff
   • SO MUCH FLUFF
   • and a bit of angst
   • But mostly fluff

   Summary

   So Peter was happy, he has a job as a photographer for the Daily Bugle, he has his three best friends and his family consists of his aunt May and The Avengers. He couldn't ask for anything more, that is until everything spirals down.

   He got fired from the Daily Bugle, aunt May got sick, the avengers have been out on a mission for the last week and he couldn't go because his teachers decided to be a good idea to all give projects at the same time and finally there have been several kidnappings occurring all over the city.

   Now Peter is having a very hard time, but maybe an ex-merc trying-to-be can solve all of his problems and maybe, just maybe, fall in love in the way.

   Series

   • Part 1 of How not to fall in love with a merc

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