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1. A Rock and a Hard Place by TheMalapert

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 May 2021

   Tags

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • 5+1 Things
   • Sort Of
   • Humor
   • Smut
   • Frottage
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • You know what you’re signing up for
   • Anal Sex
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Switch Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Switch Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Top Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Bottom Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Frustration
   • Ridiculous
   • Geralt of Rivia’s Canonically Huge Cock
   • Dirty Talk
   • Getting Together
   • Scent Kink
   • Slut Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Come Marking
   • Blow Jobs
   • Witcher with a capital W
   • for aesthetic

   Summary

   Jaskier hadn’t angered the gods lately or been cursed by a vengeful and creative witch, perhaps?

   Because his dreams were coming true but in reality, they were not so much dreamy as the other thing. It was definitely Geralt’s fault that his stupid massive Witcher dong unerringly found its way to Jaskier’s body - even if the Witcher was asleep when he did it. And Jaskier was going to give him a piece of his mind! The next time it happened. Really.

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