Chapter Text
Chapter 1.
Babe ; Eugene ; Bill.
Friday 5th September 2014
(Fri 11:24am)
Hey man, might be late tonight.
(Fri 11:25am)
I didn't know we had anything on tonight, I've a shift.
(Fri 11:28am)
Precisely why I said I might be late, I'm working too tonight. Unless you gave me the night off, which I would greatly appreciate, thanks a lot.
(Fri 11:33am)
I'm not the one who plans these things. You an intern? How'd you get my number?
(Fri 11:35am)
Uh. I'm most definitely not an intern. This ain't Bill, is it?
(Fri 11:36am)
Unless I changed names during the night, this ain't Bill no.
(Fri 11:41am)
This is embarrassing. Apologies, Mr Not-Bill.
(Fri 11:41am)
It's fine, you had me worried there for a minute.
(Fri 11:42am)
Worried?
(Fri 11:43am)
Wouldn't be good for an intern to show up late.
(Fri 11:45am)
Ah right. Well, I'm gonna text the real Bill and leave you alone. Bye, Mr Not-Bill!
(Fri 11:46am)
My name's Eugene.
(Fri 11:46am)
Bye, Eugene ;)
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(Fri 11:50am)
You'll never guess what just happened (also I might be a bit late tonight).
(Fri 11:51am)
What happened? And you better have a damn good reason boy.
(Fri 11:52am)
I texted the wrong guy thinking it was you. And I do have a good reason, Ma wants me to watch the boys till she comes back.
(Fri 11:56am)
Ha! You'll have to tell me exactly what happened! And alright then, family comes first.
(Fri 11:58am)
Thanks man.
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(Mon 1:05am)
Bill, Billy, Billo, what you up to?
(Mon 1:13am)
and bfore you say nything, am not drunk.
(Mon 1:19am)
well maybe a litle bit, you now how muck and pekala are.
(Mon 1:21am)
ah shiiiiiiiiit i got the wrog number again din't i?
(Mon 1:30am)
sorry mr not-bill
(Mon 6:26am)
No trouble at all, Wrong Number
(Mon 9:42am)
So I was gonna apologize again but then I thought fuck it.
(Mon 10:02am)
You're not awake yet are you? You lucky bastard. I've got a headache the size of a truck.
(Mon 10:05am)
Am awake now. And I don't think a truck is that big but alright.
(Mon 10:05am)
Oh Gene my man, you've come back into the land of the living! (Well, mostly living. Actually scratch that I'm dying).
(Mon 10:07am)
Drink lots of water, take a painkiller and eat some toast, you'll feel better.
(Mon 10:30am)
I already do feel a bit better, thanks Doc!
(Mon 10:32am)
You're welcome.
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(Tues 6:14pm)
Wait so you *are* a doctor?
(Tues 6:19pm)
Hello Wrong Number. How you doing? I'm fine thank you. So nice to speak to you again.
(Tues 6:19pm)
Yeah yeah we'll get to that later! I'm right aren't I?
(Tues 6:21pm)
Now that would be telling.
(Tues 6:23pm)
You talked about interns and you didn't correct me when I called you Doc. One can only assume…
(Tues 6:25pm)
Well assume away.
(Tues 6:25pm)
HAHA! I am right. I knew it!
(Tues 6:25pm)
Wait, are you old? Cause you do sound a bit old.
(Tues 6:26pm)
Wait shit I didn't mean it like that!
(Tues 6:28pm)
Thanks, I guess… As for your question, depends on what you call old.
(Tues 6:30pm)
Well above fifty is kinda old.
(Tues 6:30pm)
Then I'm definitely not old.
(Tues 6:31pm)
Alright so how old are you?
(Tues 6:33pm)
I'm not gonna tell you that, I don't even know your name (and you know mine).
(Tues 6:34pm)
True, true. Well, I guess we'll never know then.
(Tues 6:35pm)
Oh I think you're definitely gonna crack in three, two, one…
(Tues 6:35pm)
Wait so if I tell you my name you'll tell me your age?
(Tues 6:36pm)
That's the deal, yeah.
(Tues 6:37pm)
Babe.
(Tues 6:37pm)
What's that?
(Tues 6:38pm)
My name!
(Tues 6:38pm)
I'm pretty sure that's not a real name though. You can't cheat.
(Tues 6:40pm)
I'm not! Well, alright it's not my name but my nickname, but everyone calls me that! Only the goddamn nuns call me Edward!
(Tues 6:40pm)
Fuck
(Tues 6:41pm)
Nice to meet you, Edward.
(Tues 6:43pm)
Oh for God's sake. Well, now you better tell me how old you are.
(Tues 6:45pm)
23.
(Tues 6:46pm)
No, really? Wow, you do sound a bit older.
(Tues 6:46pm)
In a good way, like, you're wise or something!
(Tues 6:47pm)
I'm 21.
(Tues 6:50pm)
You're getting all flustered. I bet you're blushing right now.
(Tues 6:51pm)
Oh fuck off!
(Tues 6:52pm)
Haha. Talk to you later, Edward.
(Tues 6:53pm)
Fuck I should never have told you.
(Tues 6:54pm)
Later, Doc.