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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Joe and Rico make it to Florida. Rico gets antibiotics, Joe gets a job. They figure out how to exist. And then they are happy and nothing bad happens ever again to anyone ever.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    The Layton mission is scarcely two months ago and Maverick is doing great. He’s better than great. That’s what he keeps telling himself at least.

    Maybe it’s because only person who can see through him is thousands of miles away.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Harry loves Kim's apartment. It's perfect.

    Except there's only one shower.

    Kim’s showers are efficient, usually five minutes or less, except -

    VISUAL CALCULUS: Except sometimes they’re not.

    ELECTROCHEMISTRY: You know what he’s doing in there!

    INLAND EMPIRE: You do.

     

    PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: You’re both men, are you not? Men in your early forties, but that’s nothing - and twice a week, Kim takes longer than usual in the shower.

    CONCEPTUALIZATION: Fifteen minutes. Usually in the mornings, before you drag yourself off your couch.

    DRAMA: He likes the plausible deniability. You’re not up yet, he doesn’t have to feel guilty.

    INLAND EMPIRE: Sometimes, though, he does it at night. One night - the dog days of summer, he can’t sleep, no one in the entire city is sleeping, if the irritability of the precinct, the circles under everyone’s eyes, and the crime rate is to be believed - he gets up and goes into the bathroom. You’re almost asleep, drifting, but wake to Kim’s bare feet padding through from bedroom to bathroom.

    PERCEPTION: You hear the groan of pipes, the sound of water hitting the tub. The pull of the shower curtain.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    HALF LIGHT - The suspect is going to raise his gun and shoot at your chest. The bullet will dance around your ribs and explode through your spine, painting the walls and the lieutenant’s jacket with blood red fireworks.

    YOU - Why … am I not afraid, then? He is going to shoot me but I don’t feel afraid. Why?

    ESPRIT DE CORPS - You know why, Harry.

    YOU - I really don’t. I should be afraid, right?

    LOGIC - No, no you shouldn’t.

    YOU - But why?

    LOGIC - Because he is not going to shoot you.

    YOU - The realization hits you worse than any bullet could. The man is not going to shoot you, he is going to shoot Kim.

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    Aka. the fic where Kim breaks his glasses and things get gay.

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    10 Jan 2026