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1. It's a Vibe by dazedwriter

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Sex Toys
   • Masturbation
   • Sex Blooper
   • Baby Gay Patrick
   • Competent David Rose
   • switching POV
   • lots of lube
   • David Rose is a Good Person
   • Don't Try This At Home

   Summary

   The first thing the internet told Patrick was to go to hospital. He knew he should go. But he also knew he couldn't drive himself, not with something lodged in his ass. And there's no way he's going to involve Ray in this mess. He briefly thought of Stevie, but they'd only met the day before and texting someone you barely know to come help you dislodge something out of your ass isn't exactly a great first impression. Which left... David.

   "I can't." Patrick said to the empty room. "David can't know about this."

   OR

   Patrick got something stuck in his ass one night. He calls on the only person he knows in Schitt's Creek, who happens to also be his new business partner and the man he wants more than anything, David.

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   English

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