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It was 2AM and normally he wouldn’t answer his ringing phone but it was Seokmin and Seokmin only called when there was an emergency so of course he accepted the call without hesitation.
“Jeonghan-“
“What’s wrong?” He had sat up, fingers turning white as he grasped onto the bedsheets, heart hammering uncomfortably.
“Nothing, I just-“ Seokmin’s voice didn’t sound like it was nothing. It sounded like he was two steps away from losing his sanity. “I had this thought. Uh, a hypothetical situation really. Like, what would you do if you accidentally summoned a demon? Who kinda looks like a normal man. Tall though and some black tentacle-ish things coming from his back, but human-ish. Handsome too. Very hot to be honest.”
“What.”
“Just, hypothetically.” Seokmin chuckled, but there was no emotion in it.
“You know I have work in five hours, why the fuck are you pulling a prank-“ Jeonghan fell onto his back. “Are you drunk?” Seokmin had a day off tomorrow, something Jeonghan dreaded because he preferred working the same shifts as him and tomorrow he would be all alone (well, Seungkwan would be there too thank god.)
“No! I mean yes I had like two glasses of wine but I’m not drunk. It’s just. I summoned a demon? Or something?”
“Do you really expect-“ Jeonghan cut himself off, because he knew his best friend like the back of his hand and this was not the voice of a lying Seokmin. “You summoned a fucking demon?”
“He said his name is Mingyu. He’s stupidly hot like would it be bad if I slept with him?”
“Seokmin! You have a thing in your house that could kill you and you’re being horny?”
“He seems nice.”
“You said he has tentacles!”
“We shouldn’t shame him for that.”
“That’s not my point! He’s not human!”
“... honestly that just makes it more tempting-“
“Seokmin no! You’re not gonna offer your ass to some lovecraftian horror creature just because you’re horny.”
“Too late I’m gonna do it.”
“Seok-”
His friend had ended the call.
Jeonghan stared down at his phone, exhaustion and defeat taking over his body. He closed his eyes and breathed in deeply, hoping he was having an incredibly vivid dream.
And if he wasn’t- Well, then he would deal with it in the morning.