Archive of Our Own

Summary:

punz would like to put it on the line that he is a cold and merciless mercenary. not a babysitter forcefeeding kids their beans. but he’s been paid plenty.

but not enough for a health insurance. goddammit purpled—

 

or, sbi leaves tommy & friends with tired mercenary which, ideally, is not a good idea because exhibit a: purpled has a knife, exhibit b: tubbo likes to mix flammable liquids, exhibit c: ranboo is insecure and exhibit d: they’re all somewhat protective over tommy