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Shoko Ieri
probably no cell service in the prison realm
just checking though
nope, guess not
Megumi Fushiguro
hey kid
i’m counting on you
i know you’re gonna win this
you’re stronger than you think you are
i know you hate hearing that from me
so i try never to tell you
but there’s no fucking cell service in the prison realm
haha
so you’ll never know
hit a home run, megumi
we’re all counting on you
Yoshinobu Gakuganji
hey
hey
fuck you
Yuuji Itadori
hey, i’ve got another silly joke for you
what do you call a sorcerer with six eyes who’s stuck in a box
bored as fuck
lol
it’s a little embarrassing how bad i miss you
good thing none of these messages actually send
Kento Nanami
hey nanamin what are you doing right now?
i bet it’s something really fucking boring
are you ironing your clothes?
or maybe you’re buying car insurance
hey when i get out of here will you teach me something?
i don’t really care what it is
just pick something that will make me responsible like you
Yuuji Itadori
are you smiling right now, right this second?
you’re always smiling when i close my eyes and picture your face
i wish you were here right now so you could slap me
and say get ahold of yourself satoru you fucking sap
Naobito Zenin
hey
guess what
fuck you
Yuuji Itadori
can i tell you a secret, yuuji?
you’re my favorite student
not because you have the most potential
that would be megumi and okkotsu
not because you’re the smartest
again that’s megumi
you’re my favorite because i just can’t help it
Shoko Ieri
time doesn’t pass the same way in the prison realm
you guys have probably worked that out for yourselves on the outside
but i can tell it’s been a couple of weeks
i just have a feeling things are falling apart for you
i have to be realistic
i know that there's probably not going to be a rescue
Nobara Kugisaki
you got this, girl
no for real
you are the only one of my students who has any common sense at all
so don’t let the other two fuck up too much, okay?
you’ve gotta look out for them
because i’m afraid i won’t be there
make sure yuuji doesn’t get caught up in anymore of those scams
don’t let him give all his money to people on the street
and when megumi decides to start dating
and brings home some incredibly awful, tattooed asshole
give that guy the shovel talk for me
got it? i know i can count on you
i’d tell you not to take any of their bullshit
but i know you’re already immune
keep kicking ass
i’m sorry i won’t be there to see it
Suguru Geto
hey old friend
your number’s still in my phone, go figure
listen, at the time i felt bad but now i think you were actually pretty lucky
someone was there at the end to kill you
but i guess i have to do everything myself
Yuuji Itadori
i’m sorry
i wanted to protect you
and all i’ve done is let you down
Shoko Ieri
hey new thing i learned about the prison realm
it’s an interesting medical fact too
cursed energy won’t kill me here
i’m the strongest sorcerer and i can’t even kill one guy
fuck this place
Suguru Geto
did you know some freak is wearing your skin?
well whatever
by the way
i’m sorry that i killed you
Megumi Fushiguro
i have a deeply flawed personality
but you already knew that about me
you never bought into any of my bullshit
not even when you were six years old
do you have any idea how hard i tried?
i know i’m not a parent to you
but you and tsumiki needed someone
i tried to be that someone
isn’t it better to have someone who tried and failed than to never have anyone at all?
i guess i don’t really know the answer to that
Yuuji Itadori
i miss your voice
i miss the way you laugh
i miss your smile and how cute you look in those stupid hoodies you wear
thank fucking god these messages don’t send
maybe the only good thing about the prison realm
it saves me from the stupid shit i want to do with you
Yoshinobu Gakuganji
i want to tell you a joke
there once was this guy who had your name and looked like you and was you
and that guy was an asshole who eventually got his comeuppance
get it?
lol
Suguru Geto
is this what you felt like right before you died?
i’ve never been defeated before
this is a new experience for me
i don’t really know what to do
will you give me some advice?
Yuuji Itadori
i think i’m starting to lose it
i named the skeleton next to me wilson
you know, like the movie with the guy and his volleyball
i was only halfway paying attention but i remember that you liked it
the truth is i was watching you as much as the movie
i’ve never met anyone like you
you have a purity of spirit which i would have said was impossible before meeting you
you shine with goodness even though you’re hosting one of the most evil curses ever
wilson thinks you’re hot too
i showed him the picture on my phone
Tsumiki Fushiguro
hey kid
i’m so sorry i’m not going to make it to see you for a while
i know i usually come on tuesdays, but tuesday doesn’t really mean anything in here
so listen
take care of your brother, okay?
he needs you
i’ve got a lot of regrets to think about while i sit here in the dark
but you’ve never been one of them
Kento Nanami
you would have brought a phone charger
and a battery
because you’re always prepared like that
but guess who didn’t bring either of those things
it’s cool it’s on low power mode now
but it’s not gonna last forever
Shoko Ieri
i can’t figure out how all these skeletons around me died
because nothing i’m trying is working
any advice?
Nobara Kugisaki
you keep on kicking ass
i know you can do whatever you set your mind to
Suguru Geto
you were right
Megumi Fushiguro
this is probably the last thing you want to hear
but i’m proud of you
Tsumiki Fushiguro
love ya, kid
Yuuji Itadori
i’ve got enough charge for about five minutes
just enough time to tell you i love you
ever since the moment you looked me in the eye
and said you’d rather track down and eat all of sukuna’s fingers than let any more people die
i wish that we had more time
because i would have given you the world