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  1. (Don't) Stop and Smell the Roses by ,

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    23 May 2021

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    Not Aunt May, he silently begs the universe. Anyone but May.

    His Spidey senses tingle (guhhhh, bad tingle! bad tingle!) and he thinks he hears his window opening, but it's hard to hear anything over the rushing in his ears. He zones in just enough to hear the window slam back shut.

    The only people who come in through windows are burglars and Deadpool, and Peter's not sure which of those he's hoping it is. He's also absolutely convinced Loki has hidden some sort of outer-dimensional Monkey's Paw in his sock drawer.

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    Or, the one where the author had Fuck or Die for a bingo prompt, Peter Parker gets a a face full of plant jizz, and Deadpool knows how to show up exactly at the right time.

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