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1. Ralf Hütter x Bicycle by cheese_slicer (orphan_account)

   Fandoms: Kraftwerk (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   02 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ralf Hütter/Florian Schneider
   • Ralf Hutter/Bicycle
   • Ralf Hütter
   • Florian Schneider
   • Karl Bartos
   • Wolfgang Flür
   • Broomhilda the Bicycle
   • Inanimate Objects
   • Cycling
   • Tour de France
   • Bicycles
   • Inanimate Object Porn
   • Romance
   • Sad
   • Unrequited Love
   • Unrequited Crush
   • Sex
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • crackfic
   • ralf und florian
   • Gay
   • Gay Male Character
   • LGBTQ Themes
   • LGBTQ Character
   • Jealousy
   • Break Up
   • Deutsch | German
   • Germany
   • Dusseldorf
   • Robots
   • 1970s
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst
   • Pining
   • Unresolved Romantic Tension
   • Ralf hütter loves bikes
   • He'd probably fuck one too
   • um yeah
   • Attempted Murder
   • Kidnapping

   Summary

   This is the story of how Ralf Hütter falls deeply in love with a bicycle...and how Florian is overcome with jealousy.

   A reminder that this is a crackfic and should not be taken seriously :)

   Series

   • Part 1 of Kraftwerk Crackships

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,993

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

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