Kraftwerk Crackships

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• Ralf Hütter x Bicycle by cheese_slicer (orphan_account)

  Fandoms: Kraftwerk (Band)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ralf Hütter/Florian Schneider
  • Ralf Hutter/Bicycle
  • Ralf Hütter
  • Florian Schneider
  • Karl Bartos
  • Wolfgang Flür
  • Broomhilda the Bicycle
  • Inanimate Objects
  • Cycling
  • Tour de France
  • Bicycles
  • Inanimate Object Porn
  • Romance
  • Sad
  • Unrequited Love
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Sex
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
  • crackfic
  • ralf und florian
  • Gay
  • Gay Male Character
  • LGBTQ Themes
  • LGBTQ Character
  • Jealousy
  • Break Up
  • Deutsch | German
  • Germany
  • Dusseldorf
  • Robots
  • 1970s
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Angst
  • Pining
  • Unresolved Romantic Tension
  • Ralf hütter loves bikes
  • He'd probably fuck one too
  • um yeah
  • Attempted Murder
  • Kidnapping

  Summary

  This is the story of how Ralf Hütter falls deeply in love with a bicycle...and how Florian is overcome with jealousy.

  A reminder that this is a crackfic and should not be taken seriously :)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Kraftwerk Crackships

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,993

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  21

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  364

• Wolfgang Flür x English Teacher by cheese_slicer (orphan_account)

  Fandoms: Kraftwerk (Band)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  28 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Wolfgang Flür/Frau Menzen
  • Ralf Hutter/Bicycle
  • Wolfgang Flür
  • Frau Menzen
  • Ralf Hütter
  • Florian Schneider
  • Karl Bartos
  • Hildegard von Strassenberger
  • Unrequited Love
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Unrequited Lust
  • Lust
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Inanimate Objects
  • 1970s
  • Slow Dancing
  • Ballroom Dancing
  • Dusseldorf
  • Alcohol
  • Wine
  • Drinking
  • Bad Ending
  • Teacher-Student Relationship
  • Almost Kiss
  • Unresolved Romantic Tension
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension
  • Partial Nudity
  • Muscles
  • Sexy
  • Deutsch | German
  • Germany
  • Pining
  • Daydreaming
  • Puppy Love
  • Seduction
  • Attempted Seduction
  • Post-Divorce
  • childhood crush
  • Backstory
  • Fake Backstories

  Summary

  Wolfgang tries to seduce his former English teacher.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Kraftwerk Crackships

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,082

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  177

• Karl Bartos x Camera by cheese_slicer (orphan_account)

  Fandoms: Kraftwerk (Band)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  04 Jul 2021

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Karl Bartos/Camera
  • Ralf Hütter/Florian Schneider
  • Ralf Hutter/Bicycle
  • Karl Bartos
  • Kami the Camera
  • Ralf Hütter
  • Wolfgang Flür
  • Florian Schneider
  • Swanhilda the Bicycle
  • Johannes Stiglitz
  • Broomhilda the Bicycle (Mentioned)
  • Inanimate Objects
  • Inanimate Object Porn
  • Cameras
  • Drama & Romance
  • Tragic Romance
  • Falling In Love
  • Blood and Injury
  • Blood and Violence
  • Arson
  • Minor Violence
  • Jealousy
  • Deutsch | German
  • Germany
  • 1980s
  • Lust
  • Love
  • Bicycles
  • Major Character Injury
  • Head Injury
  • Coma
  • Explicit Language
  • Anger
  • Temper Tantrums
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack Relationships
  • Character Death
  • Secret Relationship
  • Sad Ending
  • Birthday
  • Birthday Party
  • Birthday Presents
  • Non-Graphic Smut

  Summary

  Karl falls in love with his camera.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Kraftwerk Crackships

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,893

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  258

• Florian Schneider x Car by cheese_slicer (orphan_account) for ReubyReu

  Fandoms: Kraftwerk (Band)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  14 Dec 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Major Character Death
  • Ralf Hütter/Florian Schneider
  • Florian Schneider/Car
  • Ralf Hutter/Bicycle
  • Ralf Hütter
  • Florian Schneider
  • Wolfgang Flür
  • Karl Bartos
  • car - Character
  • References to The Godfather (1972)
  • also a couple of other pop culture references scattered here and there
  • wolfgang the astrology hoe
  • teenage bicycle trying to seduce adult human
  • Slightly graphic smut
  • Sex with a Car
  • Inanimate Object Porn
  • german car mafia
  • Jealousy
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Mutual Pining
  • Arranged Marriage
  • possible attempted murder
  • Attempted Seduction
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Christmas Crack
  • Unresolved Romantic Tension
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Erogenous Zones
  • florian sugar daddy schneider
  • Wedding Planning
  • Minor Character Death
  • Near Death Experiences
  • Anal Sex
  • Bicycles
  • Gangsters
  • Organized Crime
  • wolfgangs boobs
  • karls hands
  • i wrote this while listening to doja
  • florians nose
  • ralfs jaw
  • whats hamood spelled backwards
  • are you a fan of dee

  Summary

  Florian falls in love with a Porsche. How does Ralf feel about this?

  Series

  • Part 4 of Kraftwerk Crackships

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,881

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  378