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Summary
Kuroo doesn’t ask to suffer. It just happens naturally. Sometimes he wonders, with all the shitty situations he gets himself into, if there’s some sort of ongoing family curse that no one bothered to tell him about, because there’s no way one person could be this unlucky.
“Oikawa, are you — are you guys having sex?”
“Yes,” Oikawa immediately admits unabashed, as if he’s discussing the weather over mimosas during Saturday brunch or planning a day out at the zoo. There’s a scuffling sound and then, “Iwa-chan, if you don’t knock it off, you’re sleeping on the couch. It took me an hour to get it this way.”
You are cordially invited to the funeral of Kuroo Tetsurou's sense of self-worth because he is never going outside again.
Series
- Part 1 of menace