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1. I Know We're Married, But Buy Me Dinner First by Laurasauras

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2021

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   • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Reddit format
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Marriage
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • mention of anxiety

   Summary

   Dirk and John know each other through Dave and decide to fake being married so that they can rig the room lottery and share with someone they've been assured is cool. There's only one bed and shenanigans ensue. Written in the form of an r/relationships post.

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