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Tower of God and secrets of the universe

Summary:

When you go to Starbucks but they tell you "lmao fit s2 into 13 episodes" And you go "what" and suddenly you're stuck with Viole operating the chainsaw in the search of Nirvana

Based on Tog Speedrun Au prompt

Notes:

Prompt:

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations!
The Anime got a 2nd Season that is going to cover all of Part 2, and not only that, but you get to be the writer!
The catch?
It's only getting *13 episodes.*
Yeah, folks were worrying about the pacing for a bit but, we figured you could handle it.
Good luck! (You'll need it)
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In other words, write a fic where you have to fit as much of Part II as you can handle into just *one arc*. The events of the main plot are focused to a single floor (although flashbacks and such have leeway), and no big timeskips are allowed.

ZA-EASY: You're allowed up to 13 chapters, and as many words as you want.
ZA-MEDIUM: You're allowed up to 13 chapters, and a max of 1.3k words per chapter.
ZA-HARD: You're allowed up to 13 chapters, and a max of 1.3k words for the entire fic.
ZA-WARUDO: You're allowed a max of 1.3k characters (symbols), and *must* split it between 13 chapters. No spaces allowed.

 

Going za-easy because let's go

Chapter 1: Tower Of God And The Fault In Our Furries

Chapter Text

Today was a wonderful day

Bam: Was it?

Extraordinary!

Bam: Yeah, no.

Bam is now locked up in darkness of FUG!

Bam: YOU'VE DONE THIS ON PURPOSE

Wangnan: Ayo fellas I'm the future king of this tower but no one will take this foreshadowing seriously for now hehe

Scammer guy:

Wangnan:

Scammer guy: Eat the fucking carrots

Wangnan: No

TAKING TEST TIME

Viole:

Wangnan:

Wangnan: You know, I always wanted goth gf, let's be friends

WAITING TIME

Wangnan: Ok, let's attack on 1, 2...

Glasses chick, Akraptor, Miseng, Horyang: Ayo we yo new team

Wangnan: I hate this fucking family

Later

Love: Viole ur a fucker and I don't like u I'm gonna get u cucked on this test

Viole: Bet

Ehwa: Ayo isn't he from FUG

Viole: No no, it's a misunderstanding, I'm just a Russian.

Ehwa: Oh, ok

Wangnan: What the fuck is Russia

TEST TIME

Glasses girl: *knocks on wangnan's door* This is police I'm taking your room bye

Wangnan: what

Love:

Viole:

Love: We meet at last, little bitchcake, now before we start fighting, let me tell you the tragic tale of my people.

Viole: Ok

*2 hours later that was shown as 2 minutes montage*

Love: And this is why I never went to furry con again

Viole:

Love: And that's how my parents died, bc they were a proud furries and we all know fug hates furries so they got prolly cucked by them

Love: That's why I'm gonna take revenge on you

Viole: But I'm just a Russian

Love: What the fuck is Russia

AND SO THEY FIGHT

MEANWHILE, REST OF THE CREW

Miseng:

Akraptor:

Wangnan:

Glasses girl:

Wangnan: This is boring, let's just skip this arc and watch Animal Planet

Love: Can't believe I, a ranker, was defeated!!

Love: Wait no, no I wasn't, I actually won and got you cucked lmao, shounen rules can suck my ass

WANGNAN: AM GONNA THROW THIS POKEBALL TO HELP U VIOLE

LOVE: YOU WHAT

LATER

Scammer guy:

Wangnan:

Wangnan: Eat the fucking carrots.

Scammer guy: Omg :(

Insert deep convo with Wangnan and Viole

The Director: Wait you'll remember to actually include it, right?

Me: I was supposed to what?

Somewhere at the end of the world

Khun: Hey I'm still hot