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1. (not quite) a random thought by schittyfic for blackandwhiteandrose

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2021

   Tags

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   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Marcy Brewer
   • Clint Brewer
   • Post-Canon
   • Husbands
   • Piercings
   • Patrick's queer feelings
   • David and Marcy being BFF
   • Hand Jobs
   • Quiet Sex
   • Aftercare
   • (in both the piercing sense and the sex sense)
   • Nipple Play
   • Introspection
   • David Rose is a Good Person
   • Patrick Brewer is a Troll
   • Patrick Brewer is Thirsty
   • Dirty Talk

   Summary

   Tonight, though, Patrick spits neatly into his sink, rinses his mouth and pats it dry with a monogrammed towel before turning to David and asking, “What if I got a piercing?”

   David pauses with his ring finger midway through dabbing serum under his eye. “I’m sorry?”

   Patrick folds his arms, a close second choice for those occasions where he doesn’t have pockets to bury his hands in. “What if I got a piercing?” The same question, but a little less sure of itself.

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