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There was a weird man walking around Charlie Slimecicle's hole. He didn’t look like the other meat-men. His meat wrapping was half black and half white.
“Hello!” Charlie said from his hole. He would make a new meat man friend.
The strange meat-man looked up. “⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜!” The strange maybe-meat-man said back.
Charlie didn’t understand the strange-meat-man’s language. Maybe he wasn’t made of meat? Charlie would have to check.
He wiggled out of his hole in his slimy fashion. It was hard to wiggle around with bones inside of him, so he carried them in a bag instead. He slid over to the maybe-meat-man.
The maybe-meat-man seemed to be carrying a dirt cube. Charlie liked cubes!
He hopped up to the foot of the maybe-meat-man. “I have to test if you are made of meat!” He explained. Scientist Charlie Slimecicle was on the case. He licked the ankle of the maybe-meat-man with his scientifically calibrated slime tongue. The man was not a normal meat man. He tasted like a stick man with a little more spice.
The spicy-stick-man screeched and teleported away.
“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you. You see, I have stick man parts too!” Charlie looked in his bag for some spare stick man parts. He found two stick man legs. He shoved them into his slimy body. He looked like a popsicle, which was owning up to the charlie slimecicle name.
The spicy stick man seemed to be even more terrified at that.
Hmmmm Charlie thought, Stick men like blocks! I’ll get him a block.
Charlie waltzed over in his long stick man legs and picked up a dirt cube. He licked it to make sure it was safe, before waltzing over to spicy-stick Man and placing it down in front of him.
The spicy stick man looked up at him precariously.
“I’m Charlie Slimecicle, I have a lot of bones!” Charlie said proudly.
“⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍!” The spicy stick man said back.
Charlie didn’t understand a word of what this spicy-stick-man was saying. “Would you like some bones? I also have 7 livers!”
The spicy-stick-man nodded.
Charlie handed the spicy-stick-man a handful of bones and 3 livers. You could never have enough livers.
“Well it sure was nice to meet you mr. spicy-stick-man, but I better be on my way!” Charlie said. “I’ll slime you later!” Charlie took off his stick man legs and shoved them in his bag. He then walked away in a very meat-man like manner.
The spicy-stick-man made a vroomp sound and teleported away.
Charlie smiled. He had a new friend!
Back at the Beloved residence a scream could be heard across the server. Charlie’s good friend goatman had been very confused when his husband, who Charlie learned to be spicy-stick-man, showed up with a handful of bones and 3 livers.