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Tony- Is so, so, so sick of everybody's shenanigans. Steve finally gets him in a hammock and he crashes.
Steve- Has chopped a heck ton of wood. Like Tony, he doesn’t sit down until someone makes him, namely Bucky. His secret weakness is marshmallows.
Bruce- Thought it would be relaxing to get out in nature. Foolish human should have remembered who he was going with.
Clint- Keeps shooting trees and things instead of cooking the hotdogs.
Natasha- Keeps yelling at Clint to do so actual work. She’s the one that’s really in charge, though Tony will repeatedly deny that fact.
Thor- Was told by Pietro that bug spray was for when people are bugging you. He’s been following Loki around with it ever since, using it like a spray bottle with a cat.
Loki- Made a copy for Thor to follow around a while ago. The real him is relaxing in a tent, reading and eating stolen chocolate.
Bucky- Is mostly just helping Steve with stuff. It gives him an unreasonable amount of pleasure to stir the fire with his vibranium arm and freak everybody out.
Peter- Is running away from the bug spray in terror.
Scott- Has joined Peter in the panicked frenzy.
Hope- Refuses to be dragged into their ‘bug run’. “I’m not getting eaten alive.”
Wanda- Is mostly just taking pictures and using her magic to set up chairs and things.
Vision- Is helping Wanda and answering Peter’s homework questions. He’s quite perplexed when Peter asks him what seven times eight is. Shouldn’t a fifteen year old know this? No. No he does not.
Carol- Is playing with Goose by the fire. Scott and Peter think Goose is the coolest thing ever.
Quill- Mostly just criticizing what everybody else does. Finally a fed up Tony hands him one of the tents to set up “If you’re so smart”. He neglected to mention that one of the poles was missing, and Quill has been trying to put it up for the last hour.
Drax- Laughing at Quill for not being able to put up a tent while eating chips. He’s quite fond of the salt and vinegar ones.
Rhodey- Has put up all the other tents and is debating whether to take Quill’s away from him or not.
Gamora- Watches Quill struggle for a while before giving him the last pole.
Nebula- Has gone out to hunt for food, despite Bruce’s assurances that they have plenty of hotdogs.
Mantis- Keeps following Rhodey around, asking him about different Earth things. “What is that?” “A water cooler.” “What is its purpose?” “There’s water inside. It keeps it cold.” “Earth is so fascinating!” *Sigh*
Rocket- Goes on a stealing spree. Marshmallows, tent poles, Tony’s glasses while he’s sleeping; nothing is safe.
Groot- Toddling after Rocket, stuffing his face full of marshmallows. T’Challa is quietly afraid they’re going to get lost; after all, it’s a tree and a raccoon in a forest.
T’Challa- Keeping an eye on Groot and Rocket while reading in his fancy Shuri-made camp chair.
Sam- Was on hammock duty and flew his up between two large trees. Nobody’s seen him since.
Pietro- Keeps running around scaring everybody. Wanda has told him to stop. He hasn’t.
Stephen- Waits until no one is watching and then makes a portal home inside one of the tents. He didn’t even want to come, but Stark insisted.
Shuri- Is filming the chaos. It’s going to be a vine. It’s going to be big.