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1. Phone Calls Are For Extroverts by thatsjustshowbiz24

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   14 Nov 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Mary Macdonald
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Marauders
   • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
   • Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Texting
   • Modern Marauders (Harry Potter)
   • wrong number fic
   • Remus thinking Sirius is his drug dealer (it happens)
   • wolfstar
   • jily
   • dorlene
   • wolfstar slowburn (relatively at least)
   • Sarcasm
   • and a lot of it
   • Don’t take any of this too seriously
   • siriusly
   • oops sorry

   Summary

   Connected through a shared teenage experience of copious amounts of alcohol and the fear of becoming real *adults*, the marauders are brought together through an unlikely and inadvertent text exchange.

    

   "Lupin: I’m just like you, only more stupid and more poor

   unknown: you make a lot of assumptions about my opinion of you

   Lupin: I’d call them well-educated hypothesis

   unknown: I’d expect nothing less from someone so pedantic"

    

   Fuck JKR xo

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   English

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