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When Nicky kicked Joe out of bed, Joe used the time to look at Nicky, who was sleeping blissfully, snoring and drooling on the pillow, and Joe thought it was the cutest sight in the world. It didn't take long before Nicky woke up to an empty bed, and as usual, he knew where to search for Joe first.
Nicky: "What are you doing down there?"
Joe, smirking: "Testing the floor. You should try it someday."
Nicky: "Sorry for kicking you out of bed again, but it's kinda your own fault."
Joe: "My fault? How can it be my fault that I got kicked out of bed?"
Nicky: "After sharing a bed with me for more than 900 years, you should know by now that at least once at night, I like to roll over."
Joe: "I do know that, yes, but I still don't see how it is my fault that I got kicked out of bed."
Nicky: "Well, by now you should know that if you don't hold on tight when I roll over, you will end up on the floor."