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Out of all things that could have happened today, he did not expect this,

This was entirely Sapnap's fault

If he hadn't forced him to enter, Dream wouldn't be in this station. He wouldn't be staring wide-eyed at his monitor, and he for sure wouldn't have gotten an email from the fucking CEO of a multi 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 dollar Company.

Because what the fuck!?

There is no fucking way this was real

A few weeks ago, his best friend drunkenly dared him to enter a lottery for a chance to win a fancy Android, the kind that only the really rich people were able to afford. Millions of people entered so how the hell did Dream get an email saying that he won.

Now Dream's not an idiot, his first thought upon opping the email was that it was a scam until the email told him to check the company website, and sure enough, on a website of a company that produced multi-million-dollar tech, was his name in big bold letters under a winner banner. So that meant he won. He really won a multi-million dollar-

He needed to call Sapnap

𝙎𝙖𝙥𝙢𝙖𝙥
You: Sap
You: Sap
You Sap
You: Sapnap
You: Sapnap
You: Sapnap
You: Sapnap
You: Sapnap
You: Sapnap
You: Nick
You: Nick
You: Nick I know you can see this
You: NICK FUCKING ANSWER ME

Dude don't call me Nick: Sapmap
Why u spamming me :l: Sapmap

You: SAPNAP CHECK THE HALO WEBSITE
um why...: Sapmap

You: JUST FUCKING DO IT
erm ooook: Sapmap

. : Sapmap
. : Sapmap
. : Sapmap
WHAT: Sapmap
DUDE IS THIS REAL?: Sapmap
DID YOU REALLY WIN!? : Sapmap
You: I THINK SO?
CALL ME: Sapmap

He imminently heard his phone start ringing and Sapnaps name came onto its screen

"Dude is this like a prank or something?" Sapnaps' voice ringed in his ear when he picked up

"Maybe? I don't know, I got this like a professional email from the CEO or something, I think it might be legit."

"Dude forward me the email, I think this could like actually be a real thing."

"o-ok but Sap, if I actually won..."

He could hear the nervousness and shock in Sapnap's voice and he somewhat felt the same. Androids sell for millions, sometimes billions of dollars and here he might be getting one for free.

As soon as he sent Sapnap the email, they started reading and re-reading it, and hell it looked legit, like actually legit. There was an attached document that told him when and where he should arrive to claim his "Prize," along with the number of Darryl Noveschosch, the owner of the Halo company.

After confirming that it was real and not a scam, Dream's emotions were a bit of a mess. A mix of shock, nervousness, and excitement. He just won something he would NEVER be able to afford otherwise. Andriod assistants were extremely popular with the more wealthy people, and for good reason. They could basically do anything and look almost identical to humans, obviously there were rules, restrictions, and safety nets, so no sci-fi horror movie shit happenes.

So they called the number that was in the email, and they actually spoke to the fucking owner of the Halo company, which was pretty terrifying. He was pretty nice though. The owner gave the phone to his partner who was named Zak or something, and Zak gave him more details like exactly where to go, and who to talk to, to claim the Andriod.

The phone call was oddly casual, even though it felt weird to talk to someone so important

After they got all the details, the phone call was done.

There was a silence in the call he and Sapnap were on and then,

"OH MY GOD DREAM, WHAT THE FUCK YOU REALLY WON, LIKE WHAT!" Sapnap yelled and Dream winced at the volume

"I KNOW RIGHT LIKE THIS IS AMAZING!"

"The Android you won is the new 404 model right?" Sapnap said, his voice now going back to normal volume

"I think so, I've seen a shitton of commercials for them."

"Ok, so I just browsed around online and found a few websites that kinda explain what the 404's do and stuff."

"Ok sure. let's check it out."

So they spent the next few hours researching and finding random articles about how the 404s work and things like that. Sapnap kept making jokes about how they were supposed to be, "The hottest thing in the world and absolute sex gods." And honestly, he was excited. His life was basically just an endless loop of the same routine over and over again. He had never gotten something so exciting, new, and special. He is going to get something that people dream about obtaining.

Needless to say, he felt more positive emotions than he had in a while. I mean he had just won a multimillion-dollar prize from the fucking lottery.

A permanent smile was stuck on his face, and with Sapnap blabbering on in the background, he felt something he hadn't felt in a while.

He was happy

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It had been 5 days since Dream had gotten that email, and today was the day when he would be able to pick up the Andriod. Sapnap was allowed to come but he had to wait in the car, when he asked the company if Sapnap could come inside, they told him he couldn't because of "privacy laws" or something like that.

But now Dream was beginning to regret bringing him. Sapnap thought it would be a good idea to start singing at the top of his lungs while Dream was TRYING to get them to the Halo Center alive. If he ended up crashing because of Sapnap, he would kill him, didn't matter if they ended up dead, he would find a way.

After an hour of agony being inflicted on him by his friend, they finally arrived at the Halo Center. They planned ahead so that they would be able to find where they had to go, without making themself look like an idiot, (It would happen otherwise).

Dream managed to find a parking spot near the place they were supposed to go. After about an extra 10 minutes of Sapnap whining and trying to convince Dream to sneak him in, he finally started walking to the building he was supposed to go to.

Dream was pretty impressed by the pure size of the building, the center was full of people and had all these fancy high-tech decorations. It still took him a while to find exactly where to go even though he already had memorized basically where everything in the building is.

He approached the front desk and gave the lady the card he was given by the company, so they knew that it was him and not some random person.

He was directed to go to the 5th floor, and then after about 15 minutes of trying to figure everything out, he finally found the CEO's office.

Not entirely sure what to do, he stood outside of the office for a bit, and then just decided to knock.

About 15 seconds later, a person with ink-black hair wearing a blue beanie opened the door with a slightly annoyed look.

"Hello, can I help you with something?"

"Um yes, hi. I'm the dude who won the lottery thingy, I think we spoke on the phone. I was told to come here I think." He said, voice slightly wavering.

The man's eyes widened a bit

"Bad! The guy who won the 404 model is here!"

A man wearing a red a black suit stepped next to the guy with the beanie
"Hello! Welcome, you must be Dream right?

"Um yes."

"Great! Skeppy can you finish my email to Quackity Enterprises, and Dream please follow me!"

"Skeppy" nodded and stepped back inside, while the man wearing the suit, who Dream recognized as the Owner of Halo started walking away. Dream started awkwardly following him, not sure if he was supposed to say, or do anything else.

"Hi! I'm Bad, owner of the Halo Company. So right now I'm leading you to one of our meeting rooms where your Andriod will be waiting. I'll show you how it works and what you can do with it."

Dream just nodded and then "Bad" led them to a room with tall tinted windows. He held open the door for him, and Dream took a deep breath and walked in.

As soon as he walked in his face flushed.

The most beautiful thing he had ever seen was sitting right in front of him.

The Android had short and beautiful chocolate brown hair, with pretty pink lips, and one honey brown, and one ocean blue eye.

"So this is your Android 35! To power him on you just got to clap twice like so,"

Like he said. as soon as bad clapped twice the Android's facelifted, and his eyes seemed to become brighter.

"Hello! Please select new user." The Andoird said in a warm British accent

"He has an accent?" Was the only thing Dream managed to say

"Well yes, we got him from England."

"I didn't think the Halo Company has any shops in England."

" Um well we are currently working on a new branch there, and 35 was one of the first Androids produced."

"Um ok"

"Let me just set you up as a user and we can just get right to it!"

For the next 5 minutes, Bad started doing shit the Dream didn't understand, and Bad required Dream's fingerprints to set it up so only Dream had control of him or something.

"Welcome new user! What would you like me to call you?

"Say your name." Bad whispered in his ear

"Um Dream."

"Please confirm that you would like me to call you Dream." The android said with a smile

"Um yes, confirm"

"Welcome Dream!"

Bad clapped twice and then the Android eyes dulled and he became slacker.

"So now that you are all set up, let me give you an introduction to 35. 404 Androids are the most advanced so far. They can do a variety of things such as cooking, cleaning, organizing, and much more. A full battery lasts 30 hours and if it dies, you can easily charge it. Any other questions about how it works or what it can do will be found in the user's manual. Any concerns please feel free to contact customer support.

Bad gave a little more info on safety procedures, how he worked, and just more general information. He also stated that the Android cost 150 Million dollars to make. So he basically just got 150 Million dollars free....cool.

Bad gave him the user's manual and told him he could take 35 home now. Dream was told to clap twice and 35 powered back on. Bad informed him that 35 could pass as a human so he didn't need to worry about theft or anything like that. Before he could go, he had to take a picture for the news and sign a contract.

35 followed him as he started to leave the building, they both didn't say anything. It took about 5 minutes to get back to the exit, and he stepped outside, for the first time ever with his shiny new multimillion-dollar Android.

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Hey y’all so I haven’t logged in into my ao3 account for like 2 years but the thought came to me randomly so I just wanted to officially end this and any other dreamSMP works I had.

The time I was in the fandom was probley one of the worst time in my life and I’ve grown a lot a person. So I have no desire to write fruity fanfic about Minecraft men.(no hate tho) Plus the Wilbur, dream, and George drama is just something I DONTT wanna even rlly think about.

I did have the whole 2020 phase and I find it funny to look back on my works.

BUT HOPE IS NOT LOST!!
I have plans to write fanfic for other fandoms and finish some of my other current outstanding fics.

Unfortunately I have become a Sephora white girl and I’m embarrassed af about writing fan fiction but my writing has improved so pros and cons. 😔

Thank u so much for the support ❤️ And thank u for reading what I have wrote

Stay tuned!