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It's written in big, bold letters on a small note that almost disappears among all the other, more colorful and attention-grabbing notifs that are plastered over the corkscrew board in the school's hallway: Do you hate your power?
The rest of the note simply reads: Hi! I'm a senior here at JYP, and I've gone through a lot of struggles because of my power, so I figured I'd try to put together a support group for people who feel the same way. You don't need to hate your power to join, we don't even have to talk about powers at all, I just thought our lives might be easier around people who can relate, which is why I'm putting together a group chat. If this sounds like something you might be interested in, please don't hesitate to reach out!
At the very bottom of the page, there's a phone number.
Monday 4:16 pm
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-1025
xxx-1025: Is this real?
xxx-1003: Huh???
xxx-1003: Oh right I put my number on the note! That's what you mean, right?
xxx-1025: The note outside the cafeteria at JYP?
xxx-1003: Yeah, exactly!
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan!: And hi, I'm sorry for being a mess but you're the first person to text me and just finished a producing session so I'm kinda dazed haha
Chan!: Probably should have been a little more prepared...
xxx-1025 set their name to Leenho
Chan!: Oh! Is that your name?
Leenho: lol no, it's a mashup of my first and last name
Leenho: I think you're gonna need to prepare some more before the next person texts you, but you can practice on me first
Chan!: Haha thanks, but I think I've got this!
Leenho: I highly doubt that but I don't wanna kill your confidence so I'll just let it slide...
Leenho: Anyway, what made you want to start a support group?
Chan!: I'm not a fan of my own power so I figured there would probably be more people like me out there!
Chan!: Everyone puts so much emphasis on how great powers are, and what a blessing it is to find out what yours is, but that's not the case for everyone
Chan!: I'm hoping we can find more people who relate to how we feel
Leenho: That's very nice of you
Chan!: Thank you!
Leenho: If you don't mind, what's your power?
Leenho: Mine's flying
Chan!: I have dreams about the future, dreams that usually come true, and a lot of them are nightmares
Chan!: I usually avoid sleeping because of it...
Chan!: What about you? Do you wanna share why you don't like that power?
Leenho: I guess I've just never had much use of it
Chan!: Ah, I see
Leenho: But what about the support group? Are you making a group chat, or will it be an irl thing?
Chan!: There will be a group chat! Maybe in a week or so, once there are enough people to make one
Chan!: Do you want me to tell you before I make the chat? Or should I just add you to it?
Leenho: lol it's fine if you just add me, I don't need a warning
Chan!: Ok! Got it : )
Chan!: Since we're at the same college, do you mind sharing your major, or maybe what year you're in?
Leenho: Since you seem like you're a real person, and you're actually serious about this, I guess I can tell you about myself
Leenho: I'm a dance major in my 3rd year, and my name is Minho
Chan!: Nice to meet you, Minho!
Leenho: can I give you some pointers for the next time someone texts you?
Chan!: Please do
Chan!: I'm not clueless but my brain went empty when this conversation started
Chan!: Not in a bad way or anything! I just haven't really planned further than putting up that note and making a group chat with everyone who reaches out!
Leenho: haha I kinda figured
Leenho: But don't worry too much, I think you're doing good so far!
Chan!: Debatable, but thanks
Leenho: The only thing I was gonna say is to keep in mind that the person who reaches out is likely feeling nervous about it, so asking them questions is good
Leenho: Obviously you shouldn't be intrusive about it, but a lot of people might not know what to say, so it will make the whole conversation easier if you take the lead immediately
Chan!: That's actually some very good advice! Thank you, Minho! : )
Leenho: Just helping you help others, it's not a big deal haha
Leenho set their name to Minho!
Minho!: Good luck with the support group!
Chan!: I mean, you're gonna be in it so you'll be there to see how it goes, but thanks! : )
Tuesday 11:55 am
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0811
xxx-0811: Hello, are you the JYP student trying to start a support group?
xxx-1003: I am! My name's Bang Chan
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan!: Do you have a name, or maybe a nickname that I can call you by? : )
xxx-0811: Changbin!
Chan! set xxx-0811's name to Changbin!
Chan!: Nice to meet you, Changbin!
Changbin!: You too!
Chan!: Do you wanna talk about why you want to join the support group?
Chan!: (and just fyi, I haven't put the group together yet, but there will be a group chat soon! hopefully in less than a week!)
Changbin!: Yeah okay, I can wait! There's not really anything immediate going on that I need the support group for
Changbin!: Actually, there's not really... anything? going on with me? And that's kind of why I wanted to join
Chan!: Oh, how do you mean?
Changbin!: Well, I don't really have a power...?
Changbin!: or I guess I do, but I haven't discovered what it is yet, so your support group just sounded nice to me because I'm feeling a lot of pressure right now
Changbin!: All my friends and family want me to try different things to see if it will trigger my power, and it's very tiring to hear them go on about that all day
Changbin!: I'm fine as I am now, I don't need to find out what my power is to "complete my life" or whatever
Chan!: Ah... Even thought I can't relate to the situation, that sounds like it would be really exhausting
Chan!: Do you think they know how it makes you feel when they do that?
Changbin!: I've tried talking to them, but they don't seem to get it... :/
Changbin!: but yeah that's why I wanna join your group chat!
Changbin!: Why did you decide to make it, by the way?
Chan!: I have insomnia because of my power, and I also have a lot of nightmares when I do manage to sleep, so my power has been way more negative than positive
Chan!: And I hate the narrative that powers always make your life better, or "complete", as you said
Changbin!: What is your power?
Chan!: Prophetic dreams
Changbin!: Oh
Changbin!: Yeah I can see why that would give you insomnia
Chan!: Yeah... Do you have anything else you want me to know, something related to powers, or do you mind me asking what you major is?
Changbin!: I don't mind! My major is music production, and I'm a junior
Chan!: No way, I do music production too!
Changbin!: Woah!
Changbin!: Actually, I think I know who you are
Changbin!: I have professor Min in music production, and he used one of your tracks as an example once
Chan!: Yeah I remember him asking if he could do that, lol
Chan!: And aren't you the guy who rapped at the showcase? The one the music department always has at the start of the year?
Changbin!: I mean, I wasn't the only one who rapped so I'm not sure if you're talking about me
Chan!: It was a really dark track and your voice was kinda rough
Chan!: I'm pretty sure if was called "What if"? Or just "if"?
Changbin!: Yes that was me!
Chan!: You're a very good rapper
Changbin!: Thanks! I've only heard one of your tracks but you seem like a great producer
Chan!: Thank you : )
Chan!: Do you have anything else you want to talk about?
Changbin!: Not right now, no
Chan!: Cause I'm about to have lunch, so maybe we could say goodbye for now?
Changbin!: Yeah sure! And same, actually
Changbin!: Enjoy your lunch!
Chan!: Thanks! You too : )
Tuesday 11:01 pm
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0914
xxx-0914: hi is this the support number?
xxx-1003: Yup! That would be me!
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan!: Wanna tell me your name? It's fine if you don't!
Chan!: Also you're up late hahah
xxx-0914 set their name to jisung!!!
jisung!!!: are you a grandpa??
jisung!!!: cause this is nowhere near late
jisung!!!: (sorry for assuming your gender askdjfhd but you just gave off Grandpa™ vibes)
Chan!: Lol don't worry about it, grandpa would be right!
Chan!: Wait no I'm not a grandpa
jisung!!!: too late! you already said it! ^.^
jisung!!! set Chan!'s name to Grandpapa
Grandpapa: Thanks, I hate it!
jisung!!!: at least i let you keep your capital letters, despite how ugly they look
jisung!!!: be glad for that at least
Grandpapa: I'm grateful for whatever small win I can get
Grandpapa: Anyway! I'm assuming your name is Jisung?
jisung!!!: yup! and you're chan?
Grandpapa: That's me!
Grandpapa: I'm a senior majoring in music production at the same college as you, unless you got my number from someone else?
jisung!!!: omg wait i know you!!! :0
jisung!!!: and yeah i go to jyp, too
jisung!!!: i'm also a music production major!
Grandpapa: Oh cool!
jisung!!!: but i'm a sophomore so you're probably never heard of me lol
Grandpapa: I think I've heard my professors talk about you, actually
Grandpapa: And I'm pretty sure I've seen you at a few of your showcases
jisung!!!: oh shit
jisung!!!: kdjfshs i meant wow! that's so cool! yay music!
Grandpapa: Yay music!
Grandpapa: I don't wanna make you uncomfortable, so you don't have to answer, but do you wanna tell me what your power is?
Grandpapa: Considering that's what the support group is for, and all that
Grandpapa: You don't have to tell me anything though!
jisung!!!: no no it's okay, i don't mind telling you, i just don't really wanna talk about it
Grandpapa: That's okay, the support group isn't meant to force anyone to talk about their power!
jisung!!!: yeah but it's fine, i'll tell you, i just don't want you telling others about it
jisung!!!: and i don't really wanna talk about it more than just saying what it is
Grandpapa!: Okay! We'll take it at whatever pace you're comfortable with : )
jisung!!!: ajkdshf you're a very considerate person! thank you
jisung!!!: anyway, my power is mindreading
Grandpapa: Wanna say something about why you dislike that power?
jisung!!!: no, not really
Grandpapa: That's cool! No pressure
Grandpapa: I have prophetic dreams, in case you're wondering, and that's why I decided to start a support group
Grandpapa: A lot of them are nightmares and I've developed insomnia because of that, sooo
Grandpapa: Yeah, not fun
jisung!!!: that sucks < / 3
jisung!!!: shit i just realized that probably doesn't look genuine at all, but i promise it is!
Grandpapa: No worries, I think it sounded genuine enough!
jisung!!!: quick question, how many people are gonna be in the support group?
Grandpapa: No more than 10 people, but we'll see how many people reach out
Grandpapa: I was planning on making the group chat at the end of this week but I'll start earlier if too many people text me, cause I don't want it to get too big
jisung!!!: oh okay good!
jisung!!!: idk if you can tell, but i'm Bad With Strangers
Grandpapa: No worries! I haven't really been able to tell, but maybe it's easier over text?
jisung!!!: yeah definitely
jisung!!!: i would not have reached out if this had been an irl thing
Grandpapa: Well, good thing I decided to make it a group chat then! : )
jisung!!!: absolutely!
Notes:
I have 20 chapters written and ready to be posted, I'm not even kidding akjhsdfkj.. BUT I actually made an uploading schedule (for once in my life) because I start work next week and probably won't write at all during the weeks I'm working so I wanted to make sure I could update during that time ^_^
anyway what I'm trying to say is nothing. Thanks for checking this out, I hope you vibe with this fic <3
Chapter 2: Right number
Summary:
Introductions pt. 2!
Notes:
italics means that they're speaking english!
Chapter Text
Wednesday 9:45 am
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0922
xxx-0922: Hi, I'm looking for the support group for people who don't like their power?
xxx-1003: Yup, this is the right number for that!
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
xxx-0922: Glad to hear!
xxx-0922: My name is Seungmin, by the way
Chan! set xxx-0922's name to Seungmin!
Chan!: Pleasure to meet you, Seungmin, and I'm glad you texted me! : )
Seungmin!: You too! And thanks for putting up that note
Chan!: No worries! I've never found another place to talk about things like this so I think it can be helpful for a lot of people
Seungmin!: I think so, too
Chan!: Do you wanna tell me what your power is? Or do you maybe want me to tell you about my power?
Seungmin!: Could you go first, maybe?
Chan!: Of course! No problem : )
Chan!: I have prophetic dreams which makes it really hard for me to fall asleep, and then it's hard to stay asleep, so my experience with it hasn't been very good
Chan!: I also have insomnia because of it
Seungmin!: That sounds really bad... I hope you get enough sleep
Chan!: I get as much as I can, and it's usually enough, so don't worry! : )
Chan!: But what about you? Don't feel pressured to share, but I'll listen if you do!
Seungmin!: I don't have any actual medical conditions because of mine so it might sound way easier compared to yours
Chan!: Hey, no! We don't compare pain here! If it's bad for you, it's bad for you, period. You never have to justify the way you feel
Chan: hahaha I hope that didn't come across as too aggressive, just wanted to get my point across
Seungmin!: Not too aggressive, it was nice! Thanks for that
Seungmin!: but yeah I guess my power sounds kind of good. What annoys me isn't actually my power, it's other people's reactions to it
Seungmin!: My ability is that I can understand any language that I encounter
Chan!: Woah!
Seungmin!: Yeah! I can read and write in most languages that are used today, plus some dead ones
Chan!: That sounds like it could be very useful
Chan!: How do people usually react to that?
Seungmin!: It might not be only because of my power, but a lot of people assume that things come easy to me...?
Seungmin!: I've always gotten good results in school, I guess, and since my power is related to learning, a lot of people just... blame it on my power, if that makes sense?
Seungmin!: And I don't know, it's just pretty discouraging that no one ever seems to realize how much effort I put into studying
Chan!: I don't know you, but I'm proud of you for doing so well, even if it absolutely sucks that people don't give you enough credit for it!
Chan!: Good job for studying hard!
Seungmin!: Thank you
Chan!: What's your major, by the way? Do you take any language classes?
Seungmin!: The only language class I'm taking right now is actually English
Seungmin!: I'm a photography major
Chan!: Oh, wow, and people still try to blame good results on your power? Does that only happen in English?
Seungmin!: Surprisingly, no
Seungmin!: People just hear that I have a power related to learning and assume that it makes everything easier for me, including things that have nothing to do with language
Chan!: That is a very weird assumption to make... And it doesn't make a lot of sense
Seungmin!: I know :/
Chan!: But I'm sure the other people in the support group (including me!) will offer some validation whenever you need it!
Seungmin!: Speaking of, have you made a group chat yet?
Chan!: I plan on doing it at the end of the week, unless I get too many messages today or tomorrow and have to do it earlier!
Chan!: Don't wanna have too many people in the gc, or it might not be able to help everyone
Seungmin!: Yeah, that makes sense
Seungmin!: I actually have a lecture in a few minutes so is it okay if we say goodbye for now?
Chan!: Oh yeah that's fine! I'm in class right now too
Seungmin!: Dude...
Chan!: Ajkskhjsdfjh sorry
Chan!: But goodbye for now! Hope your lecture goes well! : )
Seungmin!: Thank you! And maybe don't use your phone in class!
Chan!: I'll try my best :p
Wednesday 1:07 pm
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0208
xxx-0208: can i join the support group please?
xxx-1003: Of course!
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan!: I haven't made the actual group chat yet, but it's happening before the end of the week, for sure!
Chan!: What's your name? : )
xxx-0208: i'm jeongin!
Chan! set xxx-0208's name to Jeongin!
Chan!: Nice to meet you, Jeongin!
Jeongin!: we havent actually met yet, but nice to meet you too :p
Jeongin!: can we introduce ourselves so i feel a bit better about texting a complete stranger?
Chan!: Yeah sure! Do you want to go first, or should I?
Jeongin!: either way is fine
Chan!: Ok, I guess I'll start then!
Chan!: My name is Bang Chan, I'm a senior majoring in music production
Chan!: I have prophetic dreams and I live off campus with a dog named Berry
Jeongin!: omg dog! i love dogs!!
Chan!: Yes dogs!!!
Chan!: But what about you? : )
Jeongin!: ok so my name's jeongin (big shocker), i'm a fresh man and i major in music, specifically vocals
Jeongin!: i'm an empath but i kinda hate that
Jeongin!: other than that, i live in the dorms with some other fresh men
Chan!: Nice! But why do you keep writing freshmen as two words?
Jeongin!: For Fun! :D
Jeongin!: the men are very fresh and i think it sounds funny to say it like that
Chan!: It's a tiny bit disturbing, but only a tiny bit. I can deal with it
Jeongin!: you better <3
Chan!: Akjsdhjsfg
Chan!: ok ANYWAY
Chan!: Wanna tell me why you don't like being an empath? (we don't have to talk about it unless you want to, but I'll listen if you do!)
Jeongin!: uhm, yeah
Jeongin!: i guess it just gets exhausting to deal with other people's emotions?
Jeongin!: i don't hate my power, i just wish i could turn it off sometimes
Chan!: How does it work? Do you share emotions with everyone who's around you, or are there limitations?
Jeongin!: whenever i have skin contact with someone, i feel what they're feeling and have no control over it
Jeongin!: i can also sense people just by looking at them, but i have control over it when i do that
Jeongin!: skin contact is just... overwhelming
Chan!: Ah, I see
Chan!: I'm guessing you're not big on skinskip then?
Jeongin!: the thing is, i don't think i would mind it as much if i didn't have this power?
Jeongin!: i actually think i would love hugs if i didn't have to feel so many emotions every time i hug someone
Chan!: That sounds like it must be really hard for you
Jeongin!: idk i think i've gotten used to avoiding skin contact with people
Jeongin!: all my friends and family know that i don't wanna be touched, so they avoid doing it
Chan!: Is there no way to get around it? Like wearing clothes that cover all of your skin, or something?
Jeongin!: yeah, but that's a hassle and it often ends with me accidentally touching them, anyway
Jeongin!: the best thing is to just avoid it
Chan!: Thank you for sharing this with me, and I'm glad you decided to text!
Jeongin!: yeah me too!
Jeongin!: i look forward to meeting everyone else in the gc
Jeongin!: thanks for doing this!
Chan!: No problem! I think I'm helping myself just as much as I'm helping everyone else
Wednesday 5:29 pm
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0915
xxx-0915: yo waddup my name's felix and i really hope this isn't a formal type of suport group because i can't handle being formal over text
xxx-1003: Honestly, I don't care if you introduce yourselves through memes or something, I'm just happy you decided to text! : )
xxx-1003: and don't worry about being formal, I don't care about that, and I know for sure that at least two other people in the gc won't care, either
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan! set xxx-0915's name to Felix!
Felix!: coolio!
Felix!: you said you're a music major senior, right?
Chan!: Yes, that's right!
Felix!: ooh nice! i'm a dance major and a sophomore :D
Chan!: I love dancing! There's actually gonna be another dance major in the gc, but he's a year above you
Felix!: omg!
Felix!: wait maybe i shouldn't be surprised by that, this is literally a fine arts college
Chan!: Lol that's right!
Chan!: Wanna talk about why you decided to join the support group?
Felix!: oh, well, yeah
Chan!: Do you want me to ask questions?
Felix!: yes pls, this was more difficult than i thoght
Chan!: It's ok! : )
Chan!: Let's start with your power, if that's okay?
Felix!: actually,, i'd rater not, but now i know where to start!
Felix!: i move to korea for college last year, and didn't speak much of the language when i got here
Felix!: had a hard time making friends because of that but then i found some people who spoke english and got close with them so i'm good now ^^
Felix!: problem is, people don't trust me when they find out what my power is
Chan!: There's another person with a power like that in the group I'm putting together, you might be able to relate to them
Chan!: And I speak English as a first language, too!
Felix!: damn no way! where are you from? :0
Chan!: Australia! : )
Felix!: NO WAY ME TOO!!
Chan!: wait REALLY???
Felix!: YEH MATE!
Chan!: Woah, that's so cool!! I'm so glad you decided to text me!!
Chan!: Or like, I already was, but now I'm Extra Glad!
Felix!: aussie aussie aussie!
Chan!: Oi oi oi!
Chan!: My English name is actually Chris, if you'd rather use that
Felix! set Chan!'s name to Chris!
Felix!: :D
Chris!: :D
Chris!: Ok shit we got sidetracked, back to what you were saying?
Felix!: right
Felix!: so, my power only works when people understand the language i'm speaking, so it stopped working when i got to korea
Felix!: or it only worked on people who spoke english
Felix!: i also don't really like using it unless i really really have to, because it hurts people
Chris!: Wanna tell me what it is?
Chris!: I won't judge you, I know you didn't chose your power
Felix!: mind control
Chris!: Ah, okay
Chris!: Like you say things and people do whatever you tell them to?
Felix!: yup
Chris!: I see
Felix!: did i make you... not feel good??
Felix!: shit i can't think of the korean word
Felix!: did i make you uncomfortable?
Chris!: No no! I know we've never met, but I trust you to use that power responsibly
Chris!: And I doubt your power works over text anyway?
Felix!: true hahah, it doesn't
Chris!: Besides, the fact that you dislike this power enough to reach out to me, I think that tells me enough about what type of person you are
Chris!: I trust you with this power
Felix!: not sure if thank you is the right thing to say, but i appreciate that!
Felix!: i'm glad i reached out ^^
Chris!: Yeah! It's been nice talking to you Felix!
Felix!: you too! ^.^
Thursday 12:30 pm
[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0320
xxx-0320: Hi my name is Hyunjin, and I really hope I have the right number or this will be really awkward
xxx-0320: Are you the person who's starting a support group at JYP?
xxx-1003: Hi, I'm Bang Chan, and yeah that's me! : )
xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!
Chan! set xxx-0320's name to Hyunjin!
Chan!: Nice to meet you, Hyunjin!
Hyunjin!: yeah you too!
Hyunjin!: Are there a lot of other people in the group rn?
Chan!: I haven't actually made the group chat yet, but I was planning on doing it when I get home today
Chan!: There's eight people right now, including you and me
Hyunjin!: Oh that sounds good! Not too overwhelming haha
Chan!: Yeah I thought so too! I don't want it to get too big, because that would either be a mess or everyone would be too intimidated to talk in it
Hyunjin!: that's probably true!
Chan!: Anyway, wanna share what your power is? Mine is that I have prophetic dreams, just so you know
Hyunjin!: oh that sounds kind of scary
Hyunjin!: I'm not sure my power is bad enough to join the support group, I just don't like it?
Chan!: This support group isn't exclusive, you can join even if you don't have any issues with your power and just wanna support others!
Chan!: Or if you have a power that a lot of others think is good, but you just don't vibe with it! Everyone is welcome
Hyunjin!: okay that's good
Chan!: So what's yours? : )
Hyunjin!: I can change my appearance at will
Hyunjin!: not really shapeshifting, cause I can only take on human shapes, but yeah
Chan!: Wanna tell me why you don't like that power?
Hyunjin!: Is it ok if I save that for later? I just don't really feel like getting into all of that right now
Chan!: That's absolutely fine! : )
Chan!: Wanna tell me what your major is instead?
Hyunjin!: Yeah sure! I'm a dance major with a minor in photography because I'm indecisive and didn't wanna let go of photography :p
Chan!: Ooh fun! I do music production, but dance and photography are both really fun as well!
Hyunjin!: I think so too!
Hyunjin!: I mean, that's why i decided to study it hahahha
Chan!: Haha yeah, makes sense!
Chan!: I have a class starting soon but I guess we can talk more later, when I make the group chat?
Hyunjin!: Yeah sure! Have a good rest of your day <3
Chan!: Thanks, you too! <3
Chapter 3: 3:25 pm
Summary:
innie!!!: my name's jeongin and i'm also in the music department, but my main instrument is vocals! also i'm a fresh man so i guess i'm the youngest here
Felly: lmao, the Men are Fresh™
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 3:25 pm
Chan! added Minho!, Changbin!, Hyunjin!, jisung!!!, Felix!, Seungmin! and Jeongin! to a group chat
Chan! set the chat name to Support group <3
Chan!: Ok, I know I told Hyunjin that I would do this yesterday but guess what? I procrastinated and here we are! : )
Chan!: Here is the support group you've been promised!
Changbin!: Hello everyone!
jisung!!!: yo
Felix!: greetings mortals
Hyunjin!: hi!
Jeongin!: wait why does jisung get three exclamation marks and all lowercase?
jisung!!!: if you want something in life, you can't count on other people to do it for you, you gotta go get it yourself
Jeongin!: so in other words, you set your own screen name
jisung!!!: yes i did lol
Jeongin! set their name to innie!!!
innie!!!: uwu now we match
jisung!!!: i have no idea who you are, but UwU!!
Minho!: Can we maybe calm down with the exclamation marks? This is good but I don't think my eyes can take it if anyone else adds more
Felix!: but :(
Minho!: You can have a fun name without any exclamation points! That's also an option
Felix!: or i could do this
Felix! set their name to !!!!!
!!!!!: ta da! :D
Chan!: fELIX NO
Chan! set !!!!!'s name to Felly
Chan!: Hope you don't mind the nickname but I couldn't watch that for another second
Chan!: Sorry Lix
Felly: oooh cute nickname! thanks chris <3
Changbin!: CHRIS??? I thought his name was Chan?
Minho!: Identity theft!
Chan!: NO
Chan!: I'm Australian and my Korean name is really Chan but my English name is Chris! It's as simple as that
Chan!: Now if you don't mind, maybe we should introduce ourselves to each other? : )
innie!!!: oh yeah everyone just got started on the bullshit immediately
Seungmin!: This really doesn't feel like a support group
Seungmin!: But I mean that in a good way! It seems fun, I'm not disappointed or anything
Changbin!: Lol yeah agreed
Chan!: So introductions!
Chan!: Everyone already has their name on screen, but you can share if you have a nickname/another name that you'd prefer to go by
Chan!: Other than that I guess it's good to say pronouns, majors, what year you're in, and what your power is (if you're comfortable sharing!)
Chan!: You can also share whatever else you wanna say! Fun facts or something
Minho!: Are you going first?
Chan!: I guess I could do that?
Felly: yeah that sounds good!
jisung!!!: can i go after you?
Chan!: Sure : )
Chan!: I think you all know already, but my name is Bang Chan and I'm a senior majoring in music production, and I have prophetic dreams
Chan!: I life off campus and I have a dog named Berry who I love a lot
Felly: pics or i don't believe you!!!
Chan!:

Felly: awww what a cutie! <3
innie!!!: i have never met berry but i love them
Hyunjin!: UwU
Chan!: But yeah that's all I have to say! Jisung?
Chan!: Wait shit pronouns! My pronouns are he/him!
Chan!: There, now I'm done : )
jisung!!!: yo i'm jisung, 2nd year and also majoring in music production
jisung!!!: pronouns are he/him
jisung!!!: fun fact, i have chan saved as Grandpapa in my phone! :D
Felly: LMAO
Minho!: What's the backstory for that?
jisung!!!: i texted him at 11 pm and he said that was late, i called him a grandpa
Felly: 11 pm is not late
Hyunjin!: definitely not!!
Chan!: Okay look, I don't think 11 pm is late either, I just figured he probably shouldn't stay up all night since it was a school night!
Chan!: 11 pm is late if you have to wake up early the next day!
innie!!!: idk that sounds like a grandpa to me :/
Chan!: : (
Felly: it's ok! we appreciate you anyway <3
Hyunjin!: can i introduce myself now?
Chan!: Yeah, sure!
Chan!: Please go before someone has time to start more bs
Hyunjin!: hi, i'm also a 2nd year but i major in dance + a minor in photography!
Hyunjin: my pronouns are he/him, and i can change my appearance at will
Felly: oh cool! i'm also a dance major!
Minho!: Me too
Felly: dance trio!!!
Hyunjin: woah cool! :0
Felly: also, i know who you are i think?
Felly: we're in the same year and same major! i'm pretty sure we live next to each other
Hyunjin: omg wait you're felix lee!! we have all our dance classes together!!
Felly: yeah :D
Felly: i'm also a 2nd year dance major!
Felly: oh wait, i guess this is my introduction now...?
Chan!: Yeah, you can continue with it!
Felly: he/him pronouns, and is it okay if i save my power for later?
Felly: i don't feel like getting into all of that right now hahah
Hyunjin!: that's fine, no pressure <3
Felly: <3
Felly: ok next person can go!
Seungmin: I'm also a 2nd year, so I could go next?
Chan!: Sounds good!
Seungmin!: I major in photography, and I'm pretty sure I also know you Hyunjin?
Seungmin!: We've never really talked though
Hyunjin!: i remember you! didn't we sit next to each other on the first day?
Seungmin!: I think we did?
Seungmin!: but yeah, my pronouns are he/him
Seungmin!: My power is that I can learn any language I encounter and basically become fluent in it just from hearing or reading it
Felly: wow that's really cool!! :0
Seungmin!: Yeah, I'm not really here because I dislike my power, I just don't like the way people treat me because of it
Hyunjin!: felt that
Seungmin!: Anyway, the next person can introduce themselves :)
Minho!: I'll go
Minho!: pronouns are he/him, I'm also a dance major but I'm in my 3rd year
Minho!: My power is flying
Hyunjin!: yay dance trio!!!
Felly: dance buddies, woo!!! ^.^
Chan!: Only two people left now!
Chan!: Jeongin and Changbin, who wants to go first?
Changbin!: I'll go
Changbin!: Hi! I'm also a 3rd year, my major is music production just like Chan and Jisung
Changbin!: Pronouns are he/him and I have no idea what my power is :)
innie!!!: cool! my name's jeongin and i'm also in the music department, but my main instrument is vocals! also i'm a fresh man so i guess i'm the youngest here
Felly: lmao, the Men are Fresh™
innie!!!: i know! it's such a fun way to say it!
innie!!!: pronouns are he/him and i'm an empath ^.^
Chan!: Thanks everyone!
Chan!: The way I was thinking we could use this group chat is, we decide a day/time and use that time to talk about power related stuff? Maybe once a week?
Chan!: But we can also use the chat in between those times!
Felly: and send memes??
jisung!!!: if there's a meme ban on this group chat, i will actually leave
jisung!!!: i'm not kidding
Chan!: Why would there be a meme ban? Of course you can send memes!
jisung!!!: i was in a group chat with no memes once, and it SUCKED!!
Felly:

Felly: that's me if you ever put me in a "no meme" gc
Hyunjin: MOOD
Minho: Why does it feel like now that everyone has introduced themselves, chaos has been unleashed?
innie!!!:

innie!!!: unleash the memes!
Hyunjin!: omg a sponegbob meme!! taste
Changbin!: "sponegbob" lol
Hyunjin!: :(
Changbin!: wait no I wasn't making fun of you! It just sounded funny!
Hyunjin!: hahahhaha i know i wasn't sad!
Changbin!: Oh, good
Changbin!: also this is a lot less awkward than I thought it would be
Changbin!: (No offense to Chan)
Chan!: Everyone seems comfortable here at least! Haha
Chan!: And don't worry, I feel the same way!
Minho: Should we maybe decide on a Serious Talk Time before everything derails completely?
Chan!: Sure! How about sundays? : )
Changbin!: Yeah works for me
Hyunjin!: i guess it depends on what time?
Hyunjin!: cause i have work during the day
innie!!!: there's 8 of us, so maybe 8 pm?
Hyunjin: oooh i like that! and yeah works for me! :D
Felly: me too!
jisung!!!: me three!
Changbin!: Me four
Minho!: Me five
Seungmin!: Me six
Felly: bang chan!!!
Felly: say it!!!
Chan!: ...Me seven, I guess
innie!!!: yay! we made a plan ^o^
Felly set the chat name to Sunday Support Squad!!
Notes:
chaos has been unleashed
Chapter 4: Welcome to your own personal hell!
Summary:
jisung!!!: if anyone looks at me i will Bite them
Felly: oh no! that's not good!!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Saturday 7:45 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: hello how is everyone today? ^^
Changbin!: I'm good! Wbu?
Felly: i'm good, thanks! just a little bored hehe
Felly: what about everyone else??
jisung!!!: if anyone looks at me i will Bite them
Felly: oh no! that's not good!!
innie!!!: jisung is angy?
innie!!!: cause like, same
jisung!!!: not the angy kind of angry
jisung!!!: more like
jisung!!!:
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Felly: oooh okay, i get it
Felly: wanna talk about it?
jisung!!!: nah i'm just emotionally exhausted after listening to my sister rant for almost 15 minutes without a break :p
Changbin!: Do you just have those pics ready at any moment?
jisung!!!: of course changbin!
jisung!!!: and those aren't just PICS, they're MEMES
Changbin!: Oh I'm SO sorry, how could I be so careless with my words? My sincerest apologies /s
jisung!!!: apology accepted (*^.^*)
jisung!!!: anyway why is innie angy?
innie!!!: i hugged my friend a few minutes ago and he's very upset about something
Felly: so... you're upset because he's upset??
Changbin!: Jeongin, you're an empath, right? I think I remember that from yesterday
innie!!!: that's right, and that's why i'm mad
innie!!!: i'm not actually upset but i hugged someone who was mad and now i share their emotions
Felly: is there any way to stop it? :(
innie!!!: no not really, i'll just have to wait it out
Felly: i hope it passes fast for you!
innie!!!: thanks, i hope so too!
Felly: is there no one else here? :(
Felly: only four of us have said anything
Hyunjin!: Hi I just got home! What are we talking about?
Felly: hi hyunjin! :D
Felly: how are you?
Hyunjin!: Good, a little tired but nothing bad! you?
Felly: i was bored but now that people are talking in the gc, i'm less bored! ^^
Hyunjin!: That's nice!
Hyunjin!: Is everyone else here already?
Felly: everyone except chris, minho and seungmin
jisung!!!: so no, everyone isn't here
Minho!: Actually, I've been here the whole time
Minho!: Not lurking but I accidentally turned off all keyboards on my phone except Russian and had to struggle a bit to fix that so I could type, lol
Changbin!: Lmao wtf?
Minho!: Happens to the best of us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
innie!!!: not usually, no
Minho!: ANYWAY
Minho!: I'm playing minecraft so I don't really have feelings at the moment, it's just Mining and Crafting
Hyunjin!: lmao that is a Phat Mood
Felly: yeah i get that
Felly: minecraft does that to u
Seungmin!: I'm also here and I've been lurking, I guess
Felly: omg seugmnin! (o^▽^o)
Seungmin!: Is that my name
jisung!!! set Seungmin!'s name to Seugmnin
Seugmnin: jisung...
Seugmnin: Why?
jisung!!!: why not? :D
Seugmnin: Valid, but no thanks
Seugmnin: This name is a disgraceful abomination
innie!!!: my existence is an abomination
jisung!!!: lmao mood
Hyunjin!: same
Felly: felt that
Changbin!: ...edgy
Changbin!: But also, same
innie!!!: changbin edgee boi
Changbin!: You started it!
innie!!! set Changbin!'s name to Edgy boi
Edgy boi: ...
Edgy boi: Now I know how Seungmin felt :/
Seugmnin: Welcome to you own personal hell!
Hyunjin!: ngl, I actually read that as Seungmin the whole time
Edge boi: This is bullying!! >.<
Edge boi: (joking)
Felly: yea sure it's bullying, but it's done with LOVE!
Felly: were just lovingly bullying you both (* ^ ω ^)
Minho!: I wonder if this is what Chan had in mind when he decided to start a support group
jisung!!!: i guess we'll never know!
Chan!: Oh hey, sorry I'm late!
Chan!: I see you guys have been using the group chat
jisung!!!: ...or maybe we will know!
Chan!: What's going on? : )
Edgy boi: Scroll up
Chan!: Okay, just gimme a second!
Chan!: I'll be right back
innie!!!: i guess we'll just chill here in the meantime
Felly: yea ^^
Chan!: I'm back!
Chan!: Nice names you gave to Seungmin and Changbin :)
Felly: i know right!!
Seugmnin: Very nice
Hyunjin!: lmao it doesn't look misspelled to me, I still read that as Seungmin
Felly: ok but smae
Hyunjin!: "smae"
Hyunjin!: this time i actually read it the way it was spelled, and not as the word you were trying to write!
Felly: dont be rude i'm doing my best >.<
Hyunjin!: I'm being rude but it's done with LOVE, like you said!
Hyunjin!: I'm just lovingly disrespecting you <3
Felly: ah ok thx 3<
Hyunjin!: ...was that supposed to be a heart?
Felly: mistakes were made
Felly: but i tried my best! (✿◠‿◠)
innie!!!: yay, gold star for you!
jisung!!!:

Hyunjin!:
Seugmnin:

jisung!!!: omg twins
jisung!!!: no wait there was three of us...
Hyunjin!: good math bro < / 3
jisung!!!: i tried < / 3
innie!!!:

Seugmnin: It was supposed to be triplets, just for the record
Minho!: The way all these stars are in different colors bothers me a lot
Minho!: The background colors are also different
Seugmnin: It bothers me too tbh
Hyunjin!: ok, but I'm still reading your name as Seungmin
Hyunjin!: My brain refuses to see the misspelling
Felly: same
Edgy boi: It's good! None of them conform to other's ideals, so all theirs stars are unique
innie!!!: bro it's not that deep
Edgy boi: Ouch < / 3
innie!!!: I HOPE YOU READ THAT IN A JOKING TONE BECAUSE I WASNT ACTUALLY TRYING TO UPSET YOU!!!!
Edgy boi: Lol dw, not upset!
Chan!: Aww look at this! You're all getting along
Chan!: This chat is a success!
jisung!!!: this is a mess
Chan!: And I'm proud to have put this mess together! : )
jisung!!! set Chan!'s name to Dad
Dad: ...
jisung!!!: it's better than grandpapa
jisung!!!: you gotta admit that at least
Dad: You're right, it is better than Grandpapa
jisung!!!: i'm always right ^.^
Seugmnin: No, you're not
jisung!!!: oh really? name one thing i've been wrong about!!
Seugmnin: You said twins instead of triplets just a couple of minutes ago
jisung!!!: ...well you've got me there! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
innie!!!: lmao
innie!!!: this is fun
Minho!: Yeah, I enjoy being here :)
Felly: ure the only one who still has a boring name now
Felly: watch out mihno (✿◠‿◠)
Minho!: ...
Felly: what?
Felly: oH FUCK NOT AGAIN
Felly: I WAS RELLY TRYING TO SPELL UR NAME RIGHT, I SWEAR!
Seugmnin set Minho!'s name to Mihno
Seugmnin: If I suffer, so do you
Mihno: I don't suffer!
Mihno: Like I said, this is fun :)
Mihno: But Hyunjin still has a boring name so Felly was wrong about me being the last one
Felly: aw no :(
Hyunjin!: It's ok! I don't need a new name! I'm happy with this one!
Dad: Do you have any nicknames?
Hyunjin!: uhhhhhh
Hyunjin!: I guess some of my friends call me Jinnie?
Dad: Coolio! : )
Dad set Hyunjin!'s name to Jinnie
Dad: There, now everyone has a fresh new name!
Felly: it's fresh! it's fun! it's...
Felly:

Edgy boi: Wow...
Seugmnin: Yeah
innie!!!: can't believe how much we've accomplished here today
innie!!!: tune in next time for another episode of What The Fuck Is This! ^.^
Felly: can't wait! :D
Notes:
i have POPPED so many PILLS today that i got a BRUISE on my FINGER (yes, i mean this literally. i work with medicine lol)
Chapter 5: Sunday Support Squad
Summary:
Mihno: I discovered my power when I fell off a rooftop in 8th grade and I guess I just dislike it because I have more bad memories than good ones with it
Dad: I'm sorry, you fell off a ROOFTOP??!?
Chapter Text
Sunday 8:02 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: Hi everyone!
Dad: Is everyone ready for the support part of this group chat to start? : )
Felly: yup!
Edgy boi: Yes!
jisung!!!: is it ok if i mostly just listen today?
Dad: Yeah that's fine! I won't force anyone to talk, and no one should feel pressured to share more than they're comfortable with
Jinnie: Same, I'm a bit people tired today haha
Jinnie: #introvertthingz 😔
Jinnie: might not say much but I promise I'll be here and read everything!
jisung!!!: relatable lol
Jinnie: gasp!
Jinnie: #introvertsunite?
jisung!!!: #introvertsunite!
Dad: Can't relate, but I respect that! None of you have to talk if you don't want to : )
Mihno: I can't relate either but I agree with the Chan man
Felly: same!!
Edgy boi: Yeah me too
Seugmnin: Agreed
innie!!!: damn so many extroverts
innie!!!: idk what i am
Dad: Innie, hi! Everyone is here now!
Mihno: Hey bang chan, what's the plan for today?
Dad: There's not much of a plan tbh
Dad: Since this is the first real support group... thing (?), I thought we could just introduce our powers and say why we're here!
Dad: For those who are comfortable sharing, of course : )
Felly: of course!
Dad: I know we mentioned it a few days ago but everyone probably doesn't remember everything
Dad: It can be as short or as long as you want, just say whatever you want to say!
Dad: Nothing is too much or too little 😊
Edgy boi: Cool! Are we going in any specific order?
Dad: It would probably be less chaotic if we have some sort of order, yeah
Edgy boi: Oldest to youngest?
Edgy boi: Wait we don't know each other's birthdays...
Mihno: We know what year everyone is in though, so that could work
Edgy boi: Okay, then that means Chan is going first!
Dad: Right!
Dad: It feels like I've said this a million times already and I don't really have anything new to add, haha
Dad: I have prophetic dreams and insomnia and I don't really feel the need to talk about it in more detail at the moment
Dad: Quick question to everyone here though, at what time do you guys usually sleep?
Seugmnin: 10 pm
innie: if i have class early, maybe 11 pm?? otherwise around 1 am ^.^
Felly: my goal is 10 pm but i am Bad At Sticking To Plans (esp when i made them), so anywhere between that and 4 am is normal for me :p
Mihno: 11 pm for me
Jinnie: if i'm not in bed by 10:30 i start crying
Jinnie: that was a joke but yeah, 10:30. but if i'm Overthinking, i stay up way longer!
Edgy boi: If I'm not in bed by midnight it's because I'm writing songs, and that can keep me up the rest of the night
Edgy boi: But yeah usually before midnight
jisung!!!: whenever i collapse depends completely on how much caffeine i've had that day
jisung!!!: usually it's before 2 am
Dad: Okay, good to know! : )
Edgy boi: Sidenote, but I love how everyone was like "well USUALLY" and "it depends on this and this"
Edgy boi: meanwhile Seungmin and Minho were straight up like "i go to bed at this time and this time only"
Seugmnin: Regular sleep is important for your health
Mihno: Idk lol I just have routines, I guess
Edgy boi: ooh! And you have matching names as well!
Dad: I just asked cause I tend to be up pretty late and just wanted to see which ones of you might respond at that time, haha
Dad: But it's either Changbin's or Minho's turn to talk about their power now, so who wants to go first? : )
Mihno: I bet I'm older (my birthday is in october 1998 btw)
Edgy boi: There's no reason for me to make that bet now :/
Edgy boi: I'm in august 1999 so you're older, you should go first
Mihno: Okay :)
Mihno: I don't really have a lot to say about it, but like I said earlier, my power is flying
Mihno: I discovered it when I fell off a rooftop in 8th grade and I guess I just dislike it because I have more bad memories than good ones with it
Dad: I'm sorry, you fell off a ROOFTOP??!?
Felly: oh my god what the fuck
Seugmnin: Were you okay???
Mihno: Yeah, I floated the last bit and landed without any injuries
Mihno: The people who pushed me got in trouble with the school though
innie!!!: sOMEONE PUSHED YOU?????
Edgy boi: What the hell, why would they do that??!?!?
Mihno: He didn't mean to push me! We were fighting and things got a little intense
Mihno: My high school had this rooftop that wasn't supposed to be accessible for students, but the door was unlocked so we went there anyway
Dad: Minho, you could have died...
Mihno: I know, but I was fine
Edgy boi: Maybe physically
Edgy boi: There are other ways to be hurt
Mihno: Either way, that's all I have to say about it for now
Mihno: Binnie's turn :)
innie!!!: ooh that's cute
innie!!! set Edgy boi's name to Binnie UwU
Binnie UwU: ...was the uwu really necessary?
innie!!!: of course it is!
innie!!!: the UwU is always necessary! ^-^
Binnie UwU set their name to Binnie
Binnie: Not anymore :P
innie!!!: gasp! betrayal D:
Binnie: Anyway, my turn to tell a story!
Binnie: Except I don't really have a story
Binnie: Idk what my power is so idk if I like it or not, but I'm not upset about not knowing it yet
Binnie: The only thing I don't like is the way people expect me to be, like, depressed over not knowing my power?? As if that affects them in any way??
Mihno: Weird
Seugmnin: Yeah...
Binnie: So yeah, my problem isn't with my power, it's with my friends and family
Binnie: The only person who doesn't seem to care is my sister, so at least I have her
innie!!!: and now you have us too!! :D
Dad: That's right!
Felly: support from teh support squad!! ^_^
Binnie: Thank you guys!
Binnie: but yeah, that's all I have to say for now
Binnie: Sophomores?
Seungmin: There's four of us though
Felly: jinnie and jisung said they werent gonna go, so it's just you and me^^
Felly: my birthday is in september!
Seungmin: Wait, mine too
jisung!!!: omg my birthday is also in september!
jisung!!!: not that it matter cause i'm not gonna talk, but still!! thats so cool!! :D
Felly: omg b day tripltes!! ^O^
Seungmin: Atrocious spelling, but yeah!
Felly: bold of you to assume i know what that word means
Seungmin: Yeah ok that's fair
Seungmin: Anyway, I'm the 22nd, wbu?
Felly: the 15th!
jisung!!!: wtf i'm literally one day older than you felix!
Felly: woah!!! we're actually twins!!
Felly: twinsies! (✿◠‿◠)
jisung!!!: twinsies! (✿◠‿◠)
Seungmin: That means Felix is going first
Felly: oh right yeah!
Felly: i didn't say my power last time, because i REALLY don't like it
Felly: i try to never use it
Binnie: Whatever it is, we won't judge you, even if it's something really bad
Mihno: It's not something you chose yourself so it would be unfair of anyone to judge you for it
Felly: thank you^^
Felly: but yeah my power is mind control and people are scared of me because that
Felly: and i mean i can't really blame them for being scared
jisung!!!: felt that
jisung!!!: ajhdshf sorry, that was a really bad response, what i'm trying to say is that you're not alone <3
Felly: i won't ask what your power is because you didn't wanna talk about it, but thanks <3
Felly: and i'm sorry you feel the same :(
jisung!!!: it's okay, i can read minds so that's why i relate to the whole thing with people being scared of you
Felly: omg we raelly are twins!! mind reading and mind control is so similar!!
jisung!!!: yeah! :D
jisung!!!: anyway sorry i interrupted, please continue!
Felly: okay ^.^
Felly: i don't actually have a lot more to say
Felly: i don't like my power because people don't trust me, and i also have to be careful when i speak
Felly: if i say things like "pass me the butter", it activates my power and i force the person i'm talking to to pass me the butter
Binnie: Wait is that really how it works??
Felly: yeah! i can't say anything that sounds like an order
Felly: i'm not good at grammar but i can't use the "basic" verb form, you know??
Felly: like "to run", "to talk", "to be"
Felly: the words you put "to" in front of
Felly: i can't use those words when i talk to people
Seugmnin: Root form
Felly: oh thanks! ^-^
Felly: yeah i can't use that, because it activates my power and i accidentally force people to do something
Dad: So you can't say things like "look at this!" if you wanna show something?
Felly: yeah, i need to say it like "can you look at this?" instead of just "look at this"
Felly: it was kinda annoying at first, but now i'm used to it
Felly: and luckily my power doesn't work over text so at least there's that! hehe
Binnie: Imagine not knowing you have that power, and discovering it for the first time...
Felly: oh yeah, my first time using it was horrible
Felly: it happened when i was 15 and i told someone to go fuck themselves...
Mihno: Oh no
Seugmnin: Shit...
innie!!!: holy wtf
innie!!!: what did they do??
Felly: they tried to pull down their pants and start masturbating in the middle of the school hallway
Binnie: Did you manage to stop them? How did they react after?
Felly: i told them to stop and they did, luckily
Felly: and we never talked again after that because they were terrified of me
Felly: understandably
Dad: That's an awful way to find out what your power is
Dad: I'm proud of you for trying to find ways to deal with it
Felly: thanks^^
Felly: but yeah that's all for me today? seungmin??
Seugmnin: Yes hello
Seugmnin: I have a language power, which I don't mind at all, but people in my classes are weird about it
Seugmnin: Whenever I do well in school, people think it's because of my power
Binnie: You mean in language classes?
Seugmnin: No, in any subject, which makes no sense
Seugmnin: Obviously it helps me in English, but even then it only helps with vocabulary and grammar, not reading or listening comprehension, and it doesn't make me a better writer
Seugmnin: I definitely have an easier time in language classes but not in other subjects
innie!!!: i don't get why people would think it helps you with other subjects though??
Seugmnin: Neither do I
Seugmnin: A lot of people just think of powers in terms of what type they belong to, and my power is a learning power, so they think that all types of learning come easier to me
Seugmnin: Which is not true
Felly: aw no
Felly: justice for suegnimin!!!
Seugmnin: ...oh wow, and I didn't think my name could get any worse
innie!!!: lmao
innie!!!: but yeah!! seungmin validation!!
Felly: VALIDATION!!! (^o^)
Binnie: Validation!
Dad: Validation! : )
jisung!!!: validationg!!!
Jinnie: Validation! :D
Mihno: lol validationg
Mihno: But yeah, validation!
Seugmnin: Thank you everyone
Seugmnin: Innie, it's your turn now
innie!!!: yo wassup bros
Felly: i love this introduction
jisung!!!: lol same
innie!!!: i'm an empath and i'm tired of not being able to hug people, or even just hand them things normally
Dad: What do you mean, hand them things normally?
innie!!!: if i'm handing someone a pen, for example, i wouldn't give it to them directly
innie!!!: i put it down between us and let them grab it themselves
Jinnie: How bad is skin contact for you?
innie!!!: honestly it's not usually bad
innie!!!: but when it's bad, it's Very Bad
innie!!!: a lot of people also don't wanna have skin contact with me cause i guess it feels like an invasion of privacy for them?
innie!!!: which i guess is how jisung and felix also feel about their powers? maybe?
jisung!!!: yup
Felly: yeah me too
innie!!!: okay cool
innie!!!: so anyway, that's what's up!
innie!!!: personally, i like to say that i am allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion ^.^
Binnie: Lmao
Mihno: Okay but that's valid
innie!!!: lol
innie!!!: that's all for me today! thanks for listening!
Dad: Thanks for sharing <3
Dad: And that's to everyone, thanks for just being here, honestly
Felly: thanks to YOU for putting this together!! ^_^
Binnie: Yeah, it was a really good idea!
Binnie: I already feel less judged here than in most other places
Seugmnin: Same!
Dad: <3
Dad: And just fyi, we can still use this chat when it's not Sunday! It doesn't have to be about powers at all
Dad: I think it's just nice to have people to relate to, even if we don't talk about deep stuff
innie!!!: definitely!
Mihno: Yeah I agree with that
jisung!!!: i will send you a meme when i finish classes tomorrow
jisung!!!: thats both a threat and a promise
Felly: cool! me too! :D
Dad: I'll look forward to your memes then!
Dad: Unless anyone has something to add, I guess we'll say goodbye for now?
Binnie: Bye!
Felly: bai '3'
innie!!!: can't wait for the memes!
Chapter 6: Meme Monday
Summary:
Dad: Be kind or die!
Binnie: Is that a threat?
Dad: It's a promise : )
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday 3:31 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: i promised a meme, and i shall provide
jisung!!!:
Felly: MOOD
innie!!!: felix also promised us a meme yesterday!
Felly: ure right! ^_^
Felly:
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Jinnie: Woah! The culture is overhwlemign me!
Jinnie: (if you can't tell, idk how to spell that word)
Seugmnin: It's overwhelming
Jinnie: Oh! Thank you! ^-^
Binnie: If Sundays are for the Support Squad, we should also have something called Meme Mondays
Binnie: It only makes sense
jisung!!!: !!!
Jinnie: That is the best idea ever!
Mihno: I'm actually having a Minecraft Monday right now, but sure, memes are also very good
Dad: I love minecraft!
Dad: Such a good game!
Jinnie:

innie!!!: lmao
jisung!!!: top tier memes only!
jisung!!!: minecraft meme monday
Felly: minho's name could be minhocraft
innie!!! set Mihno's name to Minhocraft
Minhocraft: ...why
innie!!!: why not? :D
Minhocraft: Yeah okay, that's fair
Minhocraft: At least I don't have to deal with my misspelled name anymore :)
Seugmnin: Hey Innie, I also want a new name
innie!!!: no
Seugmnin: What do you mean, no? You can't just say no
innie!!!: trust me, i'm an expert and i'm saying no ^.^
Seugmnin: You're not an expert
innie!!!:

Felly: !!! kirby !!!
jisung!!!: aww!
jisung!!!: it's my favorite pink ball with feet! <3
Dad: ...I'm sorry, your what?
jisung!!!: that's what kirby is! a pink ball with feet
Minhocraft: This Meme Monday is getting weirder and weirder
Minhocraft: Not that I'm complaining ;)
Felly: why did you add a wimk to that?
Minhocraft: ;)
Seugmnin: Did you really just call it a wimk instead of wink?
Felly: wimk is better!!
Felly: fight me!!
Seugmnin: No thanks, I don't wanna fight you
Dad: No fighting in the support squad!
Dad: Be kind or die!
Binnie: Is that a threat?
Dad: It's a promise : )
Binnie: damn
Minhocraft: Well, I guess the support squad has a new motto now!
Minhocraft: Be kind or die ;)
Felly: but why are you wimking so much??
Seugmnin: Why do you keep calling it wimking?
Minhocraft: Why shouldn't I? ;)
Felly: wimking is the only right way to say it!!
Felly: and minhooo :(
Felly: why??
Minhocraft: Is that not a good enough reason to you?
Minhocraft: I just like wimking
Seugmnin: sTOP
Binnie: The wimks are cursed today
Seugmnin: YES THEY ARE
jisung!!!: what's wrong seungmin?
jisung!!!: don't you like the wimks?
innie!!!: what's wrong with the wimks? ;(
Jinnie: Wow, a wimking sad face! That's creative
innie!!!: thank you ;)
Dad: Minho, look at what you did
Dad: You got everyone to start wimking
Minhocraft: That's right! I don't follow trends, I make them ;)
Binnie: This is a whole ass mess
Binnie: I thought we were having a Meme Monday
Felly: we are!!
innie!!!: there's nothing like a bit of memes and wimking to bring us all closer together <3
jisung!!!: words of wisdom!
jisung!!!: anyway i have another meme that i thought of yesterday but it didn't feel like an apropriate time to send it
Felly: okay lets'g o!!
jisung!!!: this was me and felix yesterday when we found out we're almost birthday twins and have similar powers!
jisung!!!:

Felly: same hat! ^o^
jisung!!!: same hat!! .D
jisung!!!: oh shit my smiley lost an eye
jisung!!!: eh, whatever, it's fine .D
innie!!!: all smileys deserve respect, even if they only have one eye <3
jisung!!!: true <3
Binnie: I see you're living up to our group motto
Binnie: Be kind or die
jisung!!!: yes, those are the words i live by <3
innie!!!: speaking of eyes!
innie!!!: i have another way of wimking
innie!!!: ^_-
Minhocraft: Ooh! New wimks ;)
Seugmnin: This chat is very cursed :/
Binnie: Idk, I think it could be a lot worse
Binnie: Like sure, it's a little cursed but in a good way!
Seugmnin: You're probably right about that
jisung!!!: wait why is this cursed??
Seugmnin: Uh, have you seen what happened here today?
Seugmnin: Literally everything here is cursed
Felly: what a great way to celebrate this Meme Monday ^_^
Jinnie: Yay! This is my favorite holiday! ^-^
Dad: I'm pretty sure Meme Mondays don't count as a holiday, but yeah!
Dad: This is pretty great : )
Felly: absolutely!!!
jisung!!!: meme mondays should absolutely count as a holiday though
jisung!!!: i'm just saying
innie!!!: yeah! i think we should celebrate meme mondays as a nationa holday!
Seugmnin: Interesting spelling
innie!!!: thanks! i did it all by myself ^.^
Seugmnin: I can see that :)
innie!!!: lmao
Binnie: Sorry to interrupt but I have a quick irrelevant question
Binnie: Has Minho been playing minecraft while texting this whole time?
Minhocraft: Of course ;)
Felly: don't mine and text!
jisung!!!: don't craft and text!
jisung!!!: omg jinx
Felly: jinx!!!
Minhocraft: Don't worry, it's nighttime in minecraft and I'm in my house
Minhocraft: I'm not mining or crafting right now
Felly: good! safety first!
Minhocraft: Oh shit
Minhocraft: I just looked at an enderman for 0.193874356338 seconds and he took it as a personal attack
jisung!!!: lmao, that's me when i'm having a bad day
Jinnie: Same!
Jinnie: It's like, don't look at me or I WILL bite you!
jisung!!!: exactly! lol
Felly: get your fucking dog bitch!!
innie!!!: it don't bite
Felly: yes it DO!
Felly: lol
jisung!!!: i just wanna say that i am the dog in this scenario
Jinnie: Me too
Felly: LMAO
Minhocraft: Good news everyone, I survived the enderman attack
Minhocraft: You shall be blessed by my presence for another day ;)
Seugmnin: All you've done is get everyone to start winking...
Felly: wiNKING??? WINKING?????
Felly: the right word is WIMKING, my good sir!
innie!!!: no winks here! only wimks!
Seugmnin: I will kindly abstain from using that word, thank you very much
innie!!!: awww ;(
innie!!!: at least you haven't left the gc yet!
Seugmnin: Okay look, I will be annoyed by all the bs but I would never leave the gc
Seugmnin: I enjoy being annoyed?? If that makes sense??
Felly: awww! we enjoy annoying you <3
Seugmnin: <3
Binnie: What a successful Meme Monday!
Binnie: Happy meme monday everyone <3
innie!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY <3
Dad: Happy Meme Monday! : )
Jinnie: My new favorite holday ^-^
Felly: same <3
Minhocraft: Happy meme monday ;)
Notes:
happy meme monday everyone :D
Chapter 7: Have a day!
Summary:
Seugmnin: For some reason I didn't think they would be as chaotic in real life as they are in the group chat
Seugmnin: I was proven wrong
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Wednesday 9:35 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: i hope everyone reading this has a day today! ^.^
Seugmnin: You mean a good day?
Felly: nope
Felly: i just hope you have a day today
Dad: Thanks Felix! : )
innie!!!: this is easily one of the days i've had this week! it has for sure been a day!
Minhocraft: Lmao
Minhocraft: The day has barely started though
innie!!!: my point still stands
Binnie: Very nice message, thank you!
Felly: you're welcome! ^_^
Wednesday 2:15 pm
Felly added Jinnie, jisung!!! and Seugmnin to a group chat
Felly set the chat name to sohpmores squad!!!
Seugmin: Close! It's sophomores
Felly: aww
Felly: but i was really close!^^
Seugmnin: Yeah, good job!
Felly: thank u (✿◠‿◠)
Felly: and i hope no one minds that i made this chat!
Felly: just thought that maybe it's more comfy to talk when it's not as many people?
jisung!!!: thanks lix! i like this!
Jinnie: Me too!
Jinnie: I mean, not that I don't like the big gc, sometimes it's just hard to talk you know?
jisung!!!: yeah i definitely get that
Felly: i don't really have a problem talking to people but i get that not everyone feels the same way and i'm hoping this will make it easier for you ^_^
Jinnie: Felix, you're an angel
Felly: aww thanks <3
Felly: and also, we're the same age friends! we're all sohpmores! :D
jisung!!!: and three of us have the same birht month!!
Jinnie: noo i'm lonely, my birthday is in march :(
jisung!!!: that's ok, you're not lonely!
jisung!!!: that means your half birthday is in september so you're like, an honorary september baby with us :D
Jinnie: Ooh I like that!
Seugmnin: Quadruplets!
Felly: omg yes!!! :D
Felly: ill never be able to spell that word correctly but it's the thought that counts <3
Jinnie: Same <3
Jinnie: and I've actually met two of you irl!
Felly: yeah ^O^
Seugmnin: That's true
jisung!!!: i haven't, but 10/10 would wanna meet you irl
Jinnie: I wanna meet you too!
jisung!!!: ey wait do you really wanna??
jisung!!!: cause i'm serious
Jinnie: I am 100% serious about this!
jisung!!!: day 5 of knowing each other means it's time to Make Plans!!!
Jinnie: I'm in one of the dance rooms right now
jisung!!!: i'm in one of the piano rooms!!
jisung!!!: you're just a floor below me then!
Felly: wait sorry to interrupt but i'm also in one of the dance rooms
Felly: which one are you in jinnie??
Jinnie: 325!
Felly: wait wtf i'm literally in the room right next to u
jisung!!!: should i come down to you guys??
Jinnie: I mean, yeah, if you wanna meet me/us!
Jinnie: obviously I already know Felix so is it okay for you if he joins us?
Jinnie: and Felix, do you wanna join us?
Felly: yeah!! if it's cool with jisung?
jisung!!!: sure, but can i meet you one at a time?
jisung!!!: normally i wouldn't tell people this but everyone has already been vulnerable about their powers so i don't feel weird about it
jisung!!!: i have social anxiety and it's scary to be alone with two strangers
Felly: yeah that's cool!
Jinnie: But I get to meet you first because I said it first!!!
jisung!!!: lmao okay
jisung!!!: i'm going down the stairs now!
Felly: seungminnieeee
Seugmnin: Yeah?
Felly: where are u?
Seugmnin: I'm walking around on campus and taking pictures of flowers
Felly: omg!!
Felly: do you wanna come to the dance & music building and meet us? <3
Seugmnin: Are you sure?
Felly: yeah! if you wanna?
Seugmnin: Okay, yeah!
Felly: you can come to room 324 first, it's on the third floor!
Felly: since jisung is meeting hyunjin right now!! ^_^
Seugmin: Sure, I'll be there in five minutes!
Wednesday 5:15 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: did you know that there's a... costume storage (??) on campus?
Felly: sorry i can't remember the korean word
Seugmnin: Costume storage
Felly: thank you!
Minhocraft: I did not know that
Minhocraft: How did you find out about it?
Felly: we found matching outfits in the storage room!! ^O^
Felly:

Felly: guess who these people are??
innie!!!: i have never seen these people before in my LIFE!
Dad: Wait, that's you guys!
Dad: I've seen all of you around campus, and I recognize Jisung from the music majors' showcase!
Felly: correct :D
Binnie: So wait, who's in that picture?
Felly: all the sphmores!
Felly: jisung, me, seungmin and hyunjin!
Felly: from left to right in that order
jisung!!!: that's right we raided the costume storage!
innie!!!: i didn't even know this school had one of those
jisung!!!: yeah, it's for the theatre majors
jisung!!!: we kind of weren't allowed to take those clothes, but what's done is done
Minhocraft: You guys met each other?
Binnie: Oh yeah how did that happen?
Felly: we made a secret group chat for the 2000 liners
Felly: and then jinnie and jisung decided that they HAD to meet irl
Felly: and then seungmin and i joined them ^O^
Dad:

Felly: that is such a dad meme
Felly: i love it! ^o^
Dad: Yeah! I'm not sure I could follow that story, but it sounded nice! Did you have fun? : )
Jinnie: Like Lix said, we raided a costume storage
Jinnie: That was very fun!
jisung!!!: as terrified as i am of social interaction, it was nice meeting people irl!!
Seugmnin: For some reason I didn't think they would be as chaotic in real life as they are in the group chat
Seugmnin: I was proven wrong
Binnie: Lmao
jisung!!!: you shouldn't have had any expectations in the first place ^.^
Seugmnin: You're right!
Seugmnin: I just thought maybe you would be more wary around strangers, but like I said, I was wrong to assume :)
Felly: lol
Seugmnin: Don't get me wrong though, I had a great time!
Jinnie: Imagine if all eight of us met...
Felly: a MESS!
jisung!!!: the 4 of us meeting was already a mess
jisung!!!: so this would be a mess^8
Seugmnin: Wow, math!
jisung!!!: lol yeah
Minhocraft: I'm glad you guys had a good time ;)
innie!!!: omg
innie!!!: the wimks are back in town!
Minhocraft: They never left ;)
Seugmnin: Actually, I don't think I wanna meet Minho irl :/
Seugmnin: (that's a joke, btw)
Minhocraft: Good! You're not worthy of being in my presence anyway
Minhocraft: (that's also a joke)
Felly: seungminho
Jinnie: omg, their names even go together!!
Binnie: You're right!
Minhocraft: I am literally disrespecting Seungmin right now
Minhocraft: Why are you talking about our names matching?
Seugmnin: Yeah, this is not a friendly conversation
Dad: This is banter! Friends do banter!
Minhocraft: We are not friends
Seugmnin: We are not friends
Felly: omg they sent that at the same time!
Felly: soulmate culture~~
Seugmnin: ANYWAY
Seugmnin: I had a good time today, it was nice meeting you guys
jisung!!!: you too <3
Felly: i agree! ^_^
Jinnie: I wouldn't mind doing it again!
jisung!!!: let's go boxing next time, and invite minho!
jisung!!!: he can fight seungmin
Minhocraft: Good idea ;)
Dad: NO
Dad: NO FIGHTING
Binnie: Be kind or die!
Dad: Exactly! You're not allowed to fight each other!
Minhocraft: Aww, sucks ;(
Dad: Great!
Dad: Another successful day in the group chat : )
Felly: i'm really glad everyone decided to have a day today
Dad: ...what
Felly: i told you this morning to have a day!
Felly: im' really glad everyone folowed my advice ^_^
innie!!!: yeah, this has for sure been a day!
Jinnie: Definitely!
jisung!!!: this day was surely a day
Dad: ...oookay
Notes:
hope everyone had a day today! i sure did ^_^
Chapter 8: I am Stress™
Summary:
innie!!!: i might even use a semicolon today!
Minhocraft: Correctly?
innie!!!: ...you didn't have to call me out like this
Chapter Text
Thursday 7:08 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: using snapchat when your short-term memory doesn't fucking work is one hell of an experience
jisung!!!: especially when you're snapchatting someone with equally bad short term memory
Felly: omg i can imagine!!
Binnie: LMAO
jisung!!!: i will send them a question, they respond a few minutes later, and i have no memory of what the question was
jisung!!!: and when i ask them what the question was, they're like "idk i don't remember"
Seugmnin: Maybe shapchat isn't the best way for you to talk to that person, lol
jisung!!!: you are absolutely right about that, but that won't stop me! :)
jisung!!!: anyway how are yall's days going?
innie!!!: i'm feeling classy
innie!!!: i might even use a semicolon today!
Minhocraft: Correctly?
innie!!!: ...you didn't have to call me out like this
Minhocraft: ;)
innie!!!: WIMK!
Seugmnin: Oh god, not again
Seugmnin: Please
Binnie: Innie says he's feeling classy, then he immediately yells about wimks
innie!!!: you're right, that wasn't very classy of me!
Felly: that wasnt very cash money of you
innie!!!: LOL
innie!!!: you're right!
Felly: ^_^
Jinnie: Hey waddup I'm here now and I am Stress™
Felly: oh no! hyunjninnie!
Felly: whats up??
Jinnie: my choreo doesn't look the way i want it to look < / 3
Felly: aw no!! < / 3
Felly: want some help?
Jinnie: Maybe tomorrow, if you can? I've scrambled my brain enough for today :/
Felly: yeah sure ^_^
Felly: text me later!
Jinnie: Okay, I will! Thank you <3
Felly: <3
Thursday 7:43 pm
Felly added Jinnie and Minhocraft to a chat
Felly set the chat name to breakdances gently~
Felly: people
Jinnie: Lol why are you making so many new group chats?
Jinnie: Not that I mind! Just wondering
Felly: cause were dance buddies!! ^o^
Minhocraft: All three of us are dance majors ;)
Felly: yes!!
Felly: yesterday i united the 2000 kids so now i'm colecting dance majors
Jinnie: oh right!
Jinnie: But jus fyi, this is not what I meant when I told you to text me later :P
Felly: akjshfjdshf no dont worry! i'm still gonna help you with the choreo!!
Jinnie: ok cool!
Minhocraft: If you want, I could help too?
Minhocraft: Four eyes might be better than two
Jinnie: omg minho meet n greet!!
Minhocraft: :/
Felly: minho meet n greet!! ^o^
Minhocraft: Yeah okay, so is that a yes or no to meeting up tomorrow?
Jinnie: I'd like that!
Jinnie: the more the merrier! :D
Minhocraft: k!
Jinnie: I'll text both of you in this gc later and we can decide what time is god
Jinnie: I'm too tired to language rn
Felly: lol mood
Minhocraft: A picture says more than 1000 words
Jinnie: Does that mean you wanna see the dance memes I saved this morning?? :D
Felly: MEMS
Felly: I LOV <3
Minhocraft: I don't see how that's related to what we were talking about, but sure!
Jinnie:

Jinnie:

Felly: LMAO JINNIE
Felly: WHERE ARE THESE FROM????
Minhocraft: Those are a big mood, especially the first one
Felly: WHY R THEY CROPD SO BADLY THO?? LMAO
Jinnie:

Felly: tHE FREAKING WATERMARK
Felly: IM LOSING MY MARBLES OVER THIS AJHAHHAHHSJDG
Minhocraft: Lol
Jinnie: anyeone selse god any dans mems?
Minhocraft: I hate how easily I could read that sentence
Minhocraft: But yes, here you go!
Minhocraft:

Felly: KJSAHDGSFKDASFSH
Jinnie: lol I love that!
Jinnie: Here, I have another one
Jinnie:

Felly: LMAO
Minhocraft: Something about dancing in the morning just makes me feel very old
Jinnie: Same!!!
Minhocraft: But warming up in the morning is one of the best feelings ever! The best way to wake up tbh
Minhocraft: Doing plies is not it though :/
Felly: big agree!
Jinnie: Important question
Jinnie: Do you prefer dancing early in the morning or late at night?
Felly: lae at night!!!!
Minhocraft: I mean it's really nice to stretch and do warmups in the morning
Minhocraft: Best way to wake up
Minhocraft: But doing choreography is always nicer late at night
Jinnie: Wow, we all agreed on something!
Felly: no that's just a fact™, dancing is better late at night
Minhocraft: Yeah I think most people agree with that
Jinnie: EITHER WAY
Jinnie: Dance buddies first win!
Felly: yay dance buddies! ^^
Minhocraft: Do we really have to do this
Felly: MINHO
Felly: SAY IT!!!
Minhocraft: sigh
Minhocraft: Yay dance buddies!
Felly: yay! ^_^
8:38 pm
Dad added Binnie and jisung!!! to a group chat
Dad set the chat name to Music major things™
Dad: Since the big group chat died, I thought I'd make one for the music majors!
jisung!!!: i really don't think the big gc died...
Dad: Yeah well I've decided to be dramatic about it, so let's say that it died
Dad: Anyway! : )
Dad: I thought we could use this chat to talk about making music, either for classes or stuff in our spare time
Binnie: That sounds like a good idea!
jisung!!!: yeah!
Dad: If anyone wants help or advice about music, we can use this chat : )
Dad: Or just random conversations! If you want
jisung!!!: i wish i could read my own mind < / 3
Binnie: Oh? Why?
jisung!!!: ajkdsfjdsfh wait shit i meant to sent that to felix
jisung!!!: we're private chatting right now and i was complaining about snapchat to him
jisung!!!: hhhhh that has nothing to do with this
Dad: Are you still snapchatting that person you were talking about earlier?
jisung!!!: lmao yes
jisung!!!: we have a music project together and keep forgetting to save the chats we send each other
Binnie: LMAO
Dad: Don't use snapchat? Maybe?
jisung!!!: the more you tell me not to do it, the more i want to keep doing it
Binnie: Mood
Binnie: But group projects in music are always a mess, that's just the way it is
Binnie: It's part of the experience
jisung!!!: words of wisdom
Dad: You're not wrong about that, hahaha
Binnie: One time I fucked up when I was saving an MP3, and somehow the whole thing was saved in 2x speed
jisung!!!: HAHAH how did you even manage that??
Binnie: I honestly don't know
Binnie: It was a really emotional track with pretty much just piano and vocals, and then it turned into some chaotic remix when I saved it :(
jisung!!!: lol what was the song called?
Binnie: Nevernending story, but I made so many changes to it so I think the file was called "neverending story ver 3"
jisung!!!: neverending story ver 3 walked so that mozart could run
Binnie: LMAOOOOO JISUNG
Binnie: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THE TRACK
jisung!!!: yeah but i can imagine ^_^
Dad: ajkhdshs,,, did you just compare Changbin's chaos song to Mozart?
jisung!!!: i did!
Binnie: It was very funny, thank you
Binnie: But yeah that was one of my best moments as a music major
jisung!!!: personally i think i've peaked in music theory class
Dad: Oh god no, don't talk about music t****y in here
Dad: I'm so glad I don't have to take that class this year
Binnie: So many people hate music theory, but I think it's okay?
Dad: I mean I did really well in the class, it's just my least favorite music subject
Dad: It involved too much thinking :(
jisung!!!:

Binnie: I also have memes about music theory!
Binnie:

jisung!!!: omg i sent that meme in the group chat with my songwriting class!
Dad: You guys have a group chat?
jisung!!!: yeah we do lol
jisung!!!: but all we do is cheat in class and send memes
Dad: That's nice though!
Binnie: Chan, do you have any music theory memes?
Dad: Maybe?
Dad: Yeah I do!
Dad:

Binnie: lol
jisung!!!: lmao i love how chan makes a group chat for us to ask for help or advice, and all we do is send memes
Binnie: Isn't that exactly what happened with the big group chat too?
jisung!!!: lol u right!
Dad: I mean, we had a support sunday already, so it's not all memes and bullshit!
jisung!!!: "memes and bullshit"
jisung!!!: new motto for the group chat, maybe?
Binnie: YES
jisung!!!: memes and bullshit! <3
Dad: Guys, please...
jisung!!!: sorry chan, i can't hear you over the sound of my own GENIUS
Dad: ajhdsjfsgf
Dad: ...ok : )
Chapter 9: No options, only Ikea
Summary:
innie!!!: i think the first time all 8 of us meet irl, it should be at ikea
innie!!!: i'm sorry but there's just no other option
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 4:50 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: i'm a bitch for binnie
Binnie: JISUNG
jisung!!!: what!!! it's true!!!
Felly: okay valid, but why?
jisung!!!: i just heard him rap
jisung!!!: i think my soul has ascended from this plane of existence
Jinnie: dID YOU MEET BINNIE IRL??? :0
jisung!!!: yeah :D
jisung!!!: and also bang chan! in a music studio!
Jinnie: Damn wow! So cool!
Felly: jinnie you're literally in the same room as me and minho right now
Felly: why are u surprised
innie!!!: people are meeting up?? :0
Felly: yeah! i made a group chat with the other dance majors ^_^
Dad: And I made a chat with the other music production majors!
Dad: I didn't realize the dancers were doing the same thing
innie!!!: woah that's cool
Dad: Do you wanna join our music major group chat Innie?
Dad: I mean, you're also a music major!
Dad: I wasn't trying to exclude you, I just thought that since you major in vocals, you have different classes than us
Dad: but do you wanna? : )
innie!!!: nope ^.^
innie!!!: i'm gonna make my own group chat
Dad: Oh, okay! With who?
innie!!!: cool kids
Binnie: Meaning...?
innie!!!: not you lmao
Binnie: YAH
innie!!!: sorry not sorry ^.^
innie!!!: but yeah don't be upset, we can't all be cool kids
Binnie: ok :/
Friday 5:08 pm
innie!!! added jisung!!!, Felly, Jinnie and Seugmnin to a chat
innie!!! set the chat name to Cool kids
innie!!!: keep in mind that you may lose your Cool Kid Privileges at any moment :)
innie!!! set their name to Gangleader
jisung!!!: nooo
jisung!!!: our matching names < / 3
Gangleader: not to worry, i have a plan!
Gangleader set jisung!!!'s name to Second in command
Jinnie: pls don't make the names too confusing, I'm not smart enough for this
Felly: yeah same
Felly: i think ill remember that innie is the gangleader tho, he just has those vibes
Jinnie: Yeah true!
Second in command: i really wanna make puns with you guys's names for this chat
Second in command: but my brain is stupid < / 3
Felly: LMAO MOOD
Seugmnin: Can't relate, my brain cells are thriving~~
Second in command set Seugmnin's name to Smartmin
Second in command: YO I MADE A PUN!
Second in command: maybe i actually have a funtioning brain!
Felly: YO!
Hyunjin: Good for you Jisung!
Smartmin: Hey I actually don't hate this
Smartmin: Maybe this group chat wasn't the worst idea ever :)
Gangleader: watch it! youre on thin ice seungmin [insert last name]!
Smartmin: It's Kim
Gangleader: watch it kim seungmin!
Gangleader: i can and will kick you out if you don't follow the group chat rules
Jinnie: Okay, so what actually are the rules?
Gangleader: 1. kindness is cool
Gangleader: 2. safety is cool
Gangleader: 3. if you mention beans, you get kicked out
Felly: i'm scared to say the word cause i don't wanna be kicked out, but what's up with the third rule??
Gangleader: We Will Never Speak Of That
Jinnie: Alrighty then
Felly:
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Gangleader: LMAO
Gangleader: i wanna promote you in our gang but i don't know what to make your name cause jisung is already second in command
Second in command: i would help, but i used all my brain cells when i made seungmin's name
Felly: yeah that's fair
Gangleader: what do gangs usually have, other than leaders?
Smartmin: Idk
Smartmin: Snipers, assassins, strong people, smart people...
Jinnie: assasJIN!
Felly: omg! a pun!!!
Jinnie set their name to AssassJIN
AssassJIN: Not my best work, but it's honest work
AssassJIN: My last three brain cells worked very hard on this
Second in command: you did good hyunjin <3
AssassJIN: Thank you <3
Smartmin: Quick question
Smartmin: Are Hyunjin and Felix still in the dance studio?
AssassJIN: Yup!
Felly: yea ^_^
Felly: minho went to get us stuff from the vending machine so were waiting for him to get back
AssassJIN: When he gets back, I'm gonna tell him that we joined a gang
Felly: omg yes that's so funny! let's see how he reacts!
Gangleader: i'm in one of the piano rooms in the dance/music building right now
Gangleader: you're like one floor below me
AssassJIN: Omg INNIE! Do you wanna meet us? <3
Gangleader: oh okay!
Gangleader: the gang meeting is canceled for today everyone
Felly: were in room 325 ^_^
Gangleader: cool
AssassJIN: See u soon <3
Saturday 2:14 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!: i think the first time all 8 of us meet irl, it should be at ikea
innie!!!: i'm sorry but there's just no other option
Dad: Actually, there's a lot of options : )
innie!!!: no options
innie!!!: only ikea
Jinnie: Innie is right, it has to be at ikea
Binnie: ...why
Jinnie: Binnie! You don't question ikea
Binnie: ...what
innie!!!: omg all three of our names match!
innie!!!: this is outrageous >:(
Jinnie set their name to Hyuni
Hyuni: :)
innie!!!: i wasn't actually complaining but that's kinda cute
Hyuni: thanks Innie! <3
Felly:

jisung!!!: SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK
Felly: i know right!!!
Felly: that shark is the best boy
jisung!!!: SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK
Felly: understandable, have a nice day!
jisung!!!: SHAAAAARK
innie!!!: it's a very cute shark
innie!!!: i love stuffed animals
Felly: same!! theyre so soft, i dont understand people who hate stuffed animals :(
Hyuni: There are people who hated stuffed animals??? :0
Felly: yea!!!! weird, right??
Hyuni: Definitely
Hyuni: I can't believe people hate nice things :(
innie!!!: i have a stuffed kermit
Felly: omg kERMIT!!
Hyuni: I need to see your kermit!
innie!!!: i bring him with me to class everyday
innie!!!: everyone in my class treats him like some sort of god
Binnie: Wait what the fuck?
innie!!!: he usually gets a seat of honor at the front of the room
innie!!!: everyone loves kermit
Minhocraft: This sounds fake, but at the same time we go to a fine arts college and art kids are weird no matter what type of art they're majoring in
Dad: Yeah, the kermit thing sounds legit
innie!!!: kermit ^_^
Dad: wAIT, weren't you just talking about meeting up?
Dad: I feel like we moved on too fast from that
innie!!!: oh yeah! i'm going to ikea next tuesday and you're all invited to join me ^.^
Felly: omg yes! the support squad takes over ikea!!
Hyuni: I wanna go to Ikea!
Binnie: Innie, are you sure you wanna meet all of us at once?
Dad: The sophomores already met up
Dad: The dancers already met up
Dad: The music producers already met up
Binnie: Exactly! Innie is the only one who hasn't met anyone yet :(
innie!!!: i have though
innie!!!: i started a gang yesterday, and then i met minho and felix and hyunjin ^.^
Minhocraft: Yup
Jinnie: Can confirm!
Dad: I'm not even gonna comment on the gang part...
Dad: But that's nice! And I'd also like to go to ikea on tuesday : )
innie!!!: great! :D
innie!!!: minho? changbin? jisung? seungmin?
Seugmnin: Yeah I'll be there
Binnie: Me too!
jisung!!!: oki! that sounds fun! .D
jisung!!!: FUCK SHE LOST AN EYE AGAIN
Dad: Who lost an eye??????
jisung!!!: my smiley .(
jisung!!!: i'm gonna start making all my smileys with only one eye from now on
jisung!!!: for representation!! .D
Hyuni: A diversity win!
innie!!!: good for you
innie!!!: minho?
Minhocraft: Sure, I'll be there ;)
innie!!!: WIMK!
Seugmnin: Please...
Seugmnin: no more
Minhocraft: Okay then ;(
innie!!!: i'm sorry i gotta go now my roommate is yelling at me about my laundry, but i'll see u all for our support sunday tomorrow! ^.^
Felly: bai ^_^
Dad: Good luck with your laundry Innie!
innie!!!: thank you
innie!!!: i'm gonna need it
Notes:
a girl in my class actually has a stuffed kermit and whenever she brings him to school, he gets to sit up in the front. she also has a moomin plushie who gets the same treatment
Chapter 10: It's support time : )
Summary:
Felly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Felly: (thats me screaming becase you guys are attacking my emotions (in a good way!))
Felly: thank you ;-;
Chapter Text
Sunday 8:00 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: ITS 8 PM!!
Hyuni: Were you just waiting for it to turn 8:00 so you could send that? lol
Felly: yup^^
Hyuni: Lmao
Dad: You're right! It's support time : )
Dad: How is everyone today?
Felly: i'm good!
Hyuni: Tired
innie!!!: i don't really feel like talking today, but this is how i'm feeling
innie!!!:

innie!!!: i'm just gonna listen today if that's okay?
Dad: Of course! No pressure
Dad: What about everyone else? How are you guys?
Minhocraft: Not bad
Dad: But not good either, or...?
Minhocraft: Yeah exactly
Minhocraft: I just kind of AM, if that makes sense
Dad: Ah, I see
Binnie: I'm angry
Dad: oh no! Why?
Binnie: Had a phonecall with my mom
Binnie: She wants me to go climb mountains or some shit to see if it triggers my power :/
Minhocraft: No offense, but that sounds a little shitty
Binnie: I mean, I love my mom, but you're right
Binnie: That's why I'm angry
Dad: Wanna talk about it?
Binnie: Not now, I just wanna hear how everyone else's day was
Binnie: To distract myself or whatever
Dad: Okay then! : )
Dad: Jisung? Seungmin?
Seugmnin: I think studid so much that my brain disconnctd itslf
Seugmnin: and also, th on my kyboard dosn't work for som rason?
Hyuni: The E on your keyboard? Is that what you're trying to say??
Seugmnin: xactly!
Seugmnin: Thrs a crack on my phon scrn, so I can't prss th
Seugmnin: E
Seugmnin: (I just copy pastd that, in cas you'r wondring)
Binnie: That's annoying but also kind of funny (if you don't mind me saying that?) lol
Seugmnin: No, not at all, I find it funny too
Seugmnin: Though it is kind of annoying :/
Dad: I hope you don't overwork yourself! Studying is good but make sure you're not pushing yourself too much!
Seugmnin: Thanks, I'm don for today but I think I might hav gon a bit past my limit
Dad: Then make sure you get sleep tonight so you can feel better tomorrow!
Dad: And eat well!
Seugmnin: I will, thank you!
Dad: Is Jisung here yet? : )
jisung!!!: yes hi i was just chilling
Dad: How are you today?
jisung!!!: i feel like a hermit crab
Binnie: Uhmm,, okay?
Binnie: what does that mean?
jisung!!!: haven't left my room all day haha
Dad: Wait why, are you okay??
jisung!!!: yes lol
jisung!!!: just woke up with no control over my power and have been struggling to find my own body all day ^_^
Binnie: I'm sorry, struggling to find your own body??
jisung!!!: yup! sometimes that happens when i read too many minds! i can't find my own mind again so my body just goes into, like, a half coma? idk tbh
Dad: That sounds terrifying!
Dad: I'm guessing you found your way back, since you're texting now?
jisung!!!: yup! but i'm still struggling to control my body a bit which is why i'm still in bed
Dad: Have you eaten at all today? Do you have someone who can help you??
jisung!!!: yes don't worry
jisung!!!: my roommate is getting me food rn~~~
Dad: Okay, good : )
jisung!!!: yup ^.^
Dad: Felix? You still here?
Felly: of course!! hello!
Dad: Yes hello again : )
Dad: I was just wondering if there was a reason you were waiting for us to start talking in the group chat earlier?
Dad: Like, were you just excited or was there something you wanted to talk about?
Dad: It's cool either way, I'm just wondering!
Felly: oh uhm, yeah
Felly: i actually have something that happened today that i wanna tell you about?
Binnie: Go for it! We're here to listen
Felly: oki doki
Felly: i accidentally told someone to have a good day yesterday :(
Binnie: Is that a bad thing?
Felly: yes!!!
Felly: i phrased it like an order, like "have a good day!" so my power activated
Felly: and the girl i was talking to obviosly can't decide on what happens to her
Felly: and her boyfriend just so happened to break up with her yesterday, after i told her to have a good day
Dad: Wait, how does that work? If you've ordered her to have a good day, shouldn't her day have been good?
Felly: yes but my power was only affecting her, not the people around her, so other people can still do bad things
Felly: the only thing is that she can't feel negative feelings
Felly: her boyfriend broke up with her and she was like "this is good! thank you so much!" even though she would have been really sad about it
Minhocraft: So it was as if she repressed her actual feelings, and only expressed good ones?
Felly: kind of, yeah
Felly: because i told her to have a good day so she couldn't decide if things that happened were bad or good
Felly: her mind would interpret everything as positive, even if it was something horrible
Binnie: Maybe I'm just dumb, but isn't that nice?
Binnie: Like, it saved her the pain of being broken up with
Felly: okay i see why you would think that, but no
Felly: when she woke up today, it all hit her at once and that's a lot worse than getting to deal with things in real time
Felly: she also couldn't express herself properly when it happened which maybe made things worse between her and the guy, idk
Dad: Ah...
Seugmnin: It wasn't your fault
Felly: but i'm the one who used my power and told her to have a good day so it IS my fault
Minhocraft: It was an accident, you didn't mean to
Minhocraft: She would have been sad today even if you never told her to have a good day yesterday
Seugmnin: You mad a mistak, bcaus you hav a powr that's difficult to handl, but vryon maks mistaks
Minhocraft: Yeah, you shouldn't blame yourself too much
Seugmnin: You do your bst and that's nough, somtims mistaks will happn but that dosn't man you'r a bad prson
Felly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Felly: (thats me screaming becase you guys are attacking my emotions (in a good way!))
Felly: thank you for saying that ;-;
Dad: They're right though!
Dad: You're considerate enough to have changed the way you talk just so that things like this won't happen, but you're allowed to slip up sometimes, it's only human
Felly: brb crying ;-;
Felly: youre all so kind to me pls i'm crying
Minhocraft: Good! You deserve this!
Binnie: In any other context that would probably be rude, but yes I agree with Minho!
jisung!!!: lix sweetest boy
jisung!!!: ily baby <3
Felly: aaaaaaaaaah thank u, ily2 <3
Felly: pls talk about someone else now i need time to recover
Dad: Okay!
Hyuni: I don't want Felix to spontaneously combust so yeah let's do that
Dad: Last week we talked a little about what it is you dislike about your powers
Dad: I thought I'd ask Hyunjin and Jisung if either of you wanna talk about it today, since you were only listening last week?
Dad: You absolutely don't have to, but if you do, here's your chance!
jisung!!!: i kind of said it earlier
jisung!!!: people are scared of me and they don't wanna trust me, and i sometimes lose control of it and do the half coma thing
jisung!!!: that's why
Binnie: Is it difficult to control?
jisung!!!: not really
jisung!!!: it's only difficult when i'm super anxious, the rest of the time i almost never use my power
jisung!!!: so yeah, that's all
jisung!!!: hyuni can talk now if he wants ^.^
Hyuni: Yeah I guess I want to
Dad: Go ahead! Tell us as much or as little as you want : )
Hyuni: I used to like my power, cause I mean it's pretty cool that I can just alter my appearance whenever I want
Hyuni: But some people think that I use it all the time, and that I never show how I actually look
Hyuni: It's like they're just waiting for me to expose myself?
Minhocraft: Weird people
Hyuni: It's a lot of people, actually
Hyuni: And I don't care about the ones who think I'm "secretly ugly" or whatever, I don't care about them believing I'm ugly
Hyuni: It just bothers me that they think I'm lying
Hyuni: And it also bothers me that it would even matter in the first place?
Hyuni: Even if this wasn't my real face, it literally would make no difference to them
Seugmnin: That's so tru
Hyuni: I'm more than just the way I look, no matter whether I'm using my power or not
Hyuni: That's why I thought this group chat would be nice, cause I would be getting to know people without having to show my face
Hyuni: not that I'm insecure about the way I look, I'm just tired of being reduced to my appearance
Felly: ive known you irl since before this gc and i just wanna say that youre funny and youre a great dancer
Felly: if i made a list of top 10 things i like about yuo, your appearance wouldnt even make that list
Hyuni: Aaww
Felly: not that i'm insulting your face!!!!! i just mean theres a lot more to you as a person!!!!!
Hyuni: Thank you Lix <3
Felly: it's the truth <3
Binnie: As someone who has never met you irl, it might be easy to say that it doesn't matter what you look like, but I genuinely mean that
Binnie: You've shown so much of your personality and I like everything I've seen so far
Hyuni: ah thank you Binnie <3
jisung!!!: yeah and your memes slap
Minhocraft: He hasn't even sent that many memes
jisung!!!: hyunjin and i send memes in private chat every morning we wake up and every night before we go to bed
jisung!!!: like we never talk or anything, we just send memes
Hyuni: Yup! It's been going on since the last Meme Monday
Hyuni: (and thanks, I'm glad you like my memes!)
jisung!!!: taste in memes > appearance
innie!!!: im just jumping in to say that i agree with that
innie!!!: memes > everything
Hyuni: Thank you guys! I really like the energy we have in this group chat ^.^
Binnie: Thanks to Chan for creating this!
Felly: thanks chris ^o^
Dad: I've said it before but I'm saying it again
Dad: You guys are helping me just as much as I'm helping you
Dad: I know I haven't really opened up a lot yet but it's still true : )
Minhocraft: Sometimes talking about it is good, but sometimes that's not what you need
Minhocraft: As long as you're getting what you need, I'm happy
Dad: That is very sweet of you Minho, thank you <3
Minhocraft: yeah yeah don't get used to it
Dad: Does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about today?
jisung!!!: i said everything already .p
Hyuni: Me too
Felly: me thre ^_^
Seugmnin: I'm tird of typing
Seugmnin: I hav nothing mor to say
Minhocraft: Me neither
Binnie: I'm good!
innie!!!: great guys that concludes this meeting
innie!!!: thanks for coming, i hope you learned something!
innie!!!: i'll see u all tomorrow for a meme monday! come back next sunday for another Support Squad :D
Dad: I couldn't have said it better myself
Dad: Thanks Innie!
innie!!!: you should promote me
Dad: I will not, but thank you anyway!
innie!!!: aww :(
Chapter 11: Sug min [redacted]
Summary:
innie!!!: how do you say dick in swedish?
Sugmin: Fuck off, I'm not taching you that
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday 5:29 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Hyuni set Seugmnin's name to Sugmin
Hyuni: I deleted the E from your name ^-^
Hyuni: by the way, can you type E again now?
Sugmin: HYUNJIN!!!!
Sugmin: (and no, I can't)
Sugmin: What th hck is this nam?
Felly: i think it's fun! just a diffrent speling of ur name ^_^
Binnie: Yeah there are just two letters missing
Dad: I could put the E back, if you want?
Sugmin: I just wanna tll you all why this is a bad nam
innie!!!: it's not bad though?
Sugmin: Rmmbr whn I told you that my powr mans I can spak a lot of languags?
Sugmin: Wll, this nam mans somthing in anothr languag
innie!!!: oooh!
Sugmin: "Sug min" mans "suck my" in Swdish
Sugmin: And I'm sur you all know how that sntnc usually finishs :/
Binnie: oh wow!
Binnie: I love your new name Sugmin :)
innie!!!: how do you say dick in swedish?
Sugmin: Fuck off, I'm not taching you that
innie!!!: :((
Binnie: Suck my dick
Binnie: Sug min [redacted]
Dad: I'm glad this group chat is so full of education
Dad: We all learn a lot here : )
Sugmin: I hav rgrts...
jisung!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY EVERYBODY! .D
Felly: omg you still use the one eye smileys! :D
jisung!!!: yes of course! .D
Felly: and also happy meme monday to u too!!!
Hyuni:

Hyuni: AND HAPPY MEME MONDAY EVERYONE!
Hyuni: also lol shoutout to jisung for the meme he sent me this morning at 6 am
innie!!!: show us! pls
Hyuni:

Binnie: LMAO YOU MEMED YOURSELF?
Binnie: Peak comedy
jisung!!!: actually, felix made that one, i just saved it and sent it to hyunjin
Felly: yup ^_^
Binnie: Lmao
Binnie: By the way is Minho here yet? I haven't seen any wimks in the gc today
Minhocraft: Hey what's up
Binnie: Meme monday!
Minhocraft: oh shit okay
Minhocraft:

Binnie: MINHOOOO
Felly: don't lie, u love the group chat!!
Minhocraft: Do I though? ;)
jisung!!!: well... we love having you in the group chat ;-;
Minhocraft: Okay you're right, I do love the group chat
Binnie:

Felly: am i allowed to call minho whipped or will i get whipped for saying that?
jisung!!!: yo lix, that was poetic
jisung!!!: lemme write that down
Felly: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...
jisung!!!: genuine about the poetic part, sarcastic about writing it down
Felly: oh ok thank u! ^_^
Minhocraft: What do you mean whipped
Minhocraft: Who would I be whipped for
Felly: jisungie!
Minhocraft: I've never even met him though
Felly: but u changed ur mind about the gc after he sent the crying face ;-;
Minhocraft: Okay true, but that doesn't mean I'm whipped
Felly: sure! ;)
Minhocraft: Wait no stop wimking
Minhocraft: ;(
Binnie:

Minhocraft: oHMYGOD IT'S A CAT!
Minhocraft: ❤️✨💗💞💫😍💖💘⭐️
Sugmin: Is that rally Minho? tsundr minho?
Dad: Lol is that meant to say tsundere?
Sugmin: Ys
Dad: Ooh! Minho + Tsundere = Mindere!
Dad set Minhocraft's name to Mindere
Dad: A pun! : )
jisung!!!: i'd expect nothing from the one who's literally called Dad in the gc
jisung!!!: not surprised .)
Mindere: cat 💞✨💗💞⭐️💫😍💖💞💘
Hyuni: Do you like cats?
Mindere: Is that really a question
Mindere: I can't believe I haven't talked about cats until now!! This is outrageous!!
jisung!!!: omg do u have cats???
jisung!!!: if you do, pls send pics i need them for my mental health
Mindere:

Hyuni: That is the single most terrifying picture you could have sent, thanks! I hate it!
jisung!!!: wait what the fuck you're pretty???
jisung!!!: KJSDHFKDSGF NO WAIT
Mindere:

Felly: kitty!!! :D
Dad: Aww, cute!
Binnie: So like
Binnie: Is no one gonna address Jisung and his gay panic?
jisung!!!: minho youre really pretty and your cat is super duper adorable!! what is their name? <3
Binnie: ok I guess he's over it now
Mindere: He is called Soonie! But I also have two more
Mindere: Wanna see?
jisung!!!: of course!!!!
Mindere:

Mindere: That's Soonie again together with Dori (he's the youngest)
jisung!!!: awwww two cuties!
Mindere:

Mindere: And this is Doongie! He's the middle child
jisung!!!: does he always have a resting bitch face?
jisung!!!: he looks very cute ajdhfjhfsgd
jisung!!!: i'd love to pet him!! please pat his head from me
Mindere: LMAO yeah I think the resting bitch face is the best way to tell Soonie and Doongie apart
Mindere: (and your pats have been received!)
jisung!!!: they have different white spots too
Mindere: You're right! But a lot of people still get them mixed up since they're the same color
jisung!!!: i think they look pretty different
Mindere: You can tell my cats apart?
Mindere: Shut up I'm about to propose to you right here and now
Hyuni: ...Is this turning into some sort of cat cult?
Hyuni: Or are Minho and Jisung flirting by bonding over cats?
innie!!!: can we please go back to talking about sucking dick? i liked that more than this
Sugmin: NO
innie!!!: :(
Sugmin: Plas stop talking about sucking dick
innie!!!: are you straight
Sugmin: oh god NO, what about m gav you thos vibs?
innie!!!: LMAO just the thing about sucking dick! don't worry you don't seem straight to me otherwise ^.^
Sugmin: Good
Mindere: As much as I love dick ;)
Mindere: I wanna keep talking about cats
Dad: I love how you split that into two messages just so you could add the wimk in between
Mindere: Gotta have the wimks ;)
jisungie!!!:

jisungie!!!: that meme is only meant for minho btw
innie!!!: oh god they're actually flirting
Dad: Minho said he's about to propose, are you really surprised?
Mindere: CAT 💞✨💗💞⭐️💫😍💖💞💘
jisung!!!: flirting is a game and i'm winning
jisung!!!: i figured out the way to his heart and it's cats ,)
Felly: ...is that supposed to be a wimk, but with only one eye??
jisung!!!: yes ,)
Felly: well...
Felly: there was an attempt at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Binnie: Not a very good attempt
Felly: ure right!
jisung!!!: HEY
jisung!!!: don't be mean!
Mindere: Yeah, you're not allowed to be mean to Jisung anymore
Mindere: I like him now
Sugmin: Ar you saying you didn't lik him bfor?
Mindere: Let me remind you of something ;)
Mindere:

Sugmin: Ah, I c
jisung!!!: minho
Mindere: Yes baby?
jisung!!!:

Hyuni: JISUNG!!!!
Hyuni: A WARNING PLEASE
jisung!!!: (✿◠‿◠) ✨✨
Dad: oh god
Sugmin: I wish to not hav bn born :/
Mindere:

Binnie: HERE I WAS, THINKING IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE
innie!!!: but somehow it did get worse
jisung!!!: ✨✨👅🍆✨✨
Dad: Is there any way I can ban certain emojis from being used in this group chat?
Dad: Or ban certain words?
Sugmin: I don't think so, sadly
Binnie: We could always just kick Jisung and Minho out
Felly: nooo that's mean :(
Binnie: I was kidding (mostly)!
Binnie: Though I do think we should do something to stop them
Mindere: Bold of you to assume I can be stopped ;)
jisung!!!: i can be bribed but i cannot be stopped
Binnie: I will buy you a waffle
jisung!!!: right now?
Binnie: Yes
Binnie: I'm in the studio we met in last week, come to me and we'll go right now
jisung!!!: omg ok thanks i love you!
jisung!!!: i promise won't flirt in the gc anymore today! ^.^
innie!!!: notice how he said he won't flirt any more TODAY
innie!!!: meaning that it could still happen in the future
Mindere: As he should ;)
Dad: Oh god...
Dad: What have I created?
Hyuni: A mess
Dad: You're right, I shouldn't even have had to ask :/
Notes:
"suck my dick" in swedish would be "sug min kuk". i'm just putting that here cause idk if google translate knows the right collocation
also HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAYS!!!! <3
Chapter 12: IKEA
Summary:
Sugmin: I'm following him from a distanc bcause I can't associat with somon lik that in public
Dad: As long as you don't lose each other!
Sugmin: If I lost Minho, it would b on purpos
Chapter Text
Tuesday 3:03 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!:
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innie!!!: i realize i never told any of yall at what time im going to ikea or anything like that
innie!!!: we can meet by the entrance at 5 pm is everyone is free by then??
jisung!!!: i have already been set free so that works for me
Felly: same here ^_^
Mindere: I just escaped from my improv class so yeah that sounds good
Dad: Why does everyone act so dramatic about finishing classes for the day...?
Dad: But yeah that works! : )
Binnie: I'm not free yet < / 3
Binnie: But yes I can be there by 5 pm
innie!!!: good! sugmin? hyuni?
Sugmin: Yup that works
Hyuni: Same!
Hyuni: Does your E work again now, Seungmin?
Sugmin: No, sadly
Sugmin: I'm just avoiding words with that symbol for now
Hyuni: Aww that sucks!
Sugmin: Yup it sucks :(
Mindere: Just like your name does ;)
Sugmin: NO, STOP IT!
Sugmin: I'm not taking any of your bullshit today!
Mindere: aww ;(
innie!!!: anyway!
innie!!!: i'll be sitting in the entrance with my kermit, so you should be able to find me
innie!!!: just look for kermit
Dad: Got it!
Hyuni: We're talking about the ikea that's withing walking distance from campus, right?
Hyuni: Or is there another one that I don't know about??
innie!!!: no yeah that's the one!
Hyuni: Good! ^-^
Tuesday 3:28 pm
[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣
jisung!!!: hi hyunjin!
Hyuni: Hi Jisung!
jisung!!!: i'm not sure how to say this but you have a comfortable personality?
Hyuni: Thanks! I think?
jisung!!!: yeah it's a good thing
jisung!!!: and you know that i don't vibe with crowds
jisung!!!: and i don't like strangers
Hyuni: Yeah
jisung!!!: it makes me nervous
jisung!!!: like, diagnosed with social anxiety type of nervous
Hyuni: It's okay if you don't wanna meet everyone, if that's what you're getting at?
jisung!!!: no no i do!
jisung!!!: just wondering if we can walk there together or something?
Hyuni: Of course! I'd like that too, actually
Hyuni: I'm a bit nervous about meeting everyone at the same time
jisung!!!: okay good!
jisung!!!: ajkdhsfjsd wait i don't mean it's good you're nervous
jisung!!!: i meant good that we're going there together ajkdshfd
Hyuni: Hihi yeah!
jisung!!!: where do you wanna meet? and when?
Hyuni: I'm walking around campus right now and taking some pics, so I'm ready whenever!
jisung!!!: ok cool! i'm just leaving the music studio
jisung!!!: wanna meet up now and just hang out until it's time to leave?
Hyuni: Sounds good! I'll go to the music building and wait for you ^.^
jisung!!!: oki doki, see u soon! <3
Hyuni: See you <3
Tuesday 5:39 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Binnie: Bad news
Binnie: I lost Innie
Mindere: lol
Dad: The whole point of splitting up was that so we wouldn't lose anyone!
Dad: How did you just lose a whole person??
Binnie: Idk! He wandered off on his own! I was busy looking at the sharks, I didn't notice
Sugmin: Just try calling him?
Binnie: I'm holding his phone right now
Sugmin: oops
Dad: Where did you lose him? In what area?
Binnie: By the stuffed animals
Binnie: I am two seconds away from asking them to make an announcement over the speakers
Dad: You should! Tell them you lost your son
Binnie: Good idea!
Dad: While Binnie does that, how's it going for everyone else? : )
Dad: I'm still with Felix and we're both alive
Hyuni: Me and Jisung are playing house in one of the kitchens ^.^
Dad: ...what
Hyuni: You know the little rooms they have built?
Hyuni: yeah we're in one of those!
Dad: And playing family?
Hyuni: Well, yeah, I guess??
Hyuni: It started as a joke but now we're roleplaying :P
Mindere: And you didn't invite me?????
Sugmin: Minho just stormd off toward th kitchn ara
Sugmin: I'm following him from a distanc bcause I can't associat with somon lik that in public
Dad: Lol okay, as long as you don't lose each other!
Sugmin: If I lost Minho, it would b on purpos
Dad: I don't doubt that :/
Hyuni: LMAO WE JUST HEARD CHANGBIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT OVER THE SPEAKERS
Hyuni: can't believe changbin just called himself jeongin's dad!
Binnie: I really hope Innie shows up
Sugmin: If I was Jongin, I would go away from hr as soon as I thy said that
Hyuni: As you should!
Hyuni: That would be so embarrassing >.<
Binnie: At least I'm doing something to find him!
Felly: i bet he didn't get lost, he just wandered off for fun
Binnie: He absolutely would
Binnie: Still hope he comes back soon because I am Stressed™
Hyuni: MINHO JUST STORMED INTO MY KITCHEN
Sugmin: Oh ffs
Sugmin: I'm laving
Dad: What? Why? What's happening?
Sugmin: Thy'r rolplaying, I think
Sugmin: Minho is saying that h's Jisung's sid chick, but Jisung is marrid to Hyunjin
Sugmin: I don't know to b honst
Felly: minho is joining the roleplay as jisung's side chick?? damn this keeps getting more intresting lol
innie!!!: yo yo wassup i got my phone back now!
Dad: You're back!
innie!!!: i was never lost lol
innie!!!: i came to ikea to get a lamp for my desk, i just went to get that
Dad: Then why did you have to leave Binnie?
innie!!!: he was really enjoying looking at the sharks, idk
innie!!!: it didn't seem right to force him away from there
Dad: You could have told him where you were going?
innie!!!: yeah, but i didn't :p
Dad: ...
Felly: at least we're all back together again! :D
Hyuni: Jisung and Minho just ran away from me and Seungmin
Felly: or not
Hyuni: I mean, the two of them are still together and I'm still with Seungmin, so no one is alone
Hyuni: And we all have our own phones so we can text if we get lost lol
Felly: me and chan are coming to find you! :D
Hyuni: okay :D
Tuesday 9:25 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: Most stressful dinner of my life
Dad:

Dad: Here's the picture we forced that stranger at the restaurant to take of us, by the way!
innie!!!: aww cute
Felly: pretty!
jisung!!!: today was really fun! .D
Mindere: Agree! We should totally do it again sometime ;)
Binnie: Maybe not at ikea next time, but yeah!
Binnie: It was fun
Sugmin: Not in public bcaus you all mbarrass m, but I had a good tim!
Hyuni:
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Hyuni: Here's the other pic we took! ^.^
Binnie: Damn we look so good
innie!!!: i'll let you all know the next time i need something from ikea :)
Binnie: Please don't
jisung!!!: please do!
innie!!!: UwU thanks for today everyne
Dad: Thanks for today! : )
Chapter 13: Spicy sauce boys
Summary:
SpearB: You're actually so stupid, I'm genuinely wondering how one single brain can produce so much stupidity
J.One: youre just jealous 😤
SpearB: Of what? Your underdeveloped brain cells?
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Thursday 7:58 am
[Private chat]: Chan!, Minho!
Chan!: Are you okay?
Minho!: That came out of nowhere
Minho!: Did something happen? Are YOU okay?
Chan!: Yeah yeah I'm fine, but are you?
Minho!: Yes I'm fine
Chan!: You sure?
Minho!: What's up with these questions? Why wouldn't I be fine?
Minho!: You're acting weird
Chan!: Haha just checking in!
Minho!: Really? It kinda seems like there's more to it
Minho!: You don't have to tell me, but I'll listen if you do
Chan!: I just had a dream, it's not a big deal or anything, I'm just overreacting
Minho!: Hey no! Don't talk down to yourself like that!
Minho!: Tell me about the dream
Minho!: Was it one of your prophetic ones?
Chan!: I couldn't tell if it was a normal dream or a prophetic one, that's why I was worried
Minho!: Ah I see
Minho!: Was I in it?
Chan!: Yeah, you were
Minho!: Oh
Chan!: It was dark and you were by a lake, up on one of those towers you can jump from
Chan!: Like the one on the cover of Loona's [+ +] album
Minho!: Love that explanation
Chan!: Haha yeah
Chan!: But then it seemed like you fell? And I couldn't see where you went because it was so dark
Chan!: And when I woke up it was dark and I couldn't tell if the dream was real or not
Minho!: I think it was real, but that happened in the past
Chan!: What happened? Did you fall into the water?
Minho!: I can fly, remember?
Minho!: The only reason I was up there was because my friends dared me to jump
Chan!: That looked like a really dangerous place to jump frpm though
Minho!: It probably was
Minho!: We couldn't see the lake well because of the dark, and the water was shallow
Minho!: The tower had been closed off with tape and warning signs
Chan!: Why would your friends dare you to jump from there???
Minho!: It was just what we did back then, especially after they found our I don't like heights
Minho!: They found it hilarious
Chan!: That you were scared of heights???? Wtf????
Minho!: yeah because I can fly
Minho!: It's kind of ironic
Chan!: You were pushed off a roof and almost died the first time you discovered that power, it makes sense that you'd be scared of heights!!
Chan!: Please tell me you're not friends with them anymore
Minho!: No no, we split up before college
Chan!: Good
Minho!: Are you feeling better now?
Chan!: I guess so, yeah
Chan!: Less worried and more angry at your old friends
Minho!: Good! I'm glad
Chan!: That I'm mad at your friends?
Minho!: No, that you're feeling better
Minho!: If you have dreams like that about any of us in the group chat, I'm sure we would all be willing to talk about it, if that helps
Chan!: Thank you Minho, really
Minho!: You should thank yourself for making the support group
Minho!: This is what it's made for, right?
Chan!: Yeah, it is
Thursday 4:16 pm
[Group chat]: Music major things™
Dad: I had a song idea
Dad: Wanna meet in the studio and help me out with lyrics? You could write a verse each, or something
Dad: If you're up for it!
jisung!!!: YES i'll be there!
Binnie: Sounds fun, I'm in!
Binnie: What's the idea?
Dad: A song about not being able to sleep
Binnie: Oooh sounds interesting!
jisung!!!: we should have a group name
jisung!!!: i can't just call us "the music majors", because that could be any music majors
Binnie: SS Boys
jisung!!!: the fuck is that supposed to stand for
jisung!!!: Spicy Sauce Boys?
Binnie: SUPPORT SQUAD BOYS!
Binnie: but honestly, I like your version better
Dad: Please not Spicy Sauce Boys...
jisung!!! set the chat name to Spicy sauce boys™
jisung!!!: for now, that's gonna be our name! .)
jisung!!!: i like it and binnie likes it
jisung!!!: channie can come up with something better if he doesn't like it
Dad: :/
Binnie: We need producer names too!
Dad: Please don't name yourselves after different spices...
jisung!!!: that was a good idea! i hadn't thought about that .D
Dad: PLEASE no!
jisung!!!: but ok, i guess we won't
jisung!!!: i wanna be something with 1
Binnie: Why?
jisung!!!: because HAN means ONE so it would make me sound smart ^_^
jisung!!!: wordplay, ya know?
Binnie: But you're not smart though?
jisung!!!: RUDE
Dad: lmao
Binnie: Lol anyway
Binnie: I'm gonna be something with Spear because Chang means Spear in Korean, and I wanna sound smart
jisung!!!: bUt yOu'Re nOt sMaRt thOugH?
jisung!!!:

Binnie: bitch i'll fucking kill you
Dad: LMFAO
jisung!!!: chan why are you laughing!! stop him!!
Binnie: I cannot be stopped
jisung!!!: well neither can i!
jisung!!!: i guess we'll just have to fight each other to the death then .D
Binnie:

Dad: LMAOOO
jisung!!!: i can't believe i ever thought chan was responsible
jisung!!!: all he does is laugh at us while we're fighting
Binnie: Yeah, seems a bit irresponsible if you ask me
jisung!!!: that's what i mean! shouldn't he be trying to stop us?
Binnie: Bold of you to assume I can be stopped
jisung!!!: yeah WHATEVER edgy boy, i know that you can't be stopped, i'm just saying that he should be trying at least!
Binnie: Maybe he just doesn't care
jisung!!!: he obviously doesn't ./
Binnie: I hope you know how fucking ugly your smileys are
jisung!!!: SQUARE TF UP BITCH YOURE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS!!
Binnie: Lol k
jisung!!!: BITCH
jisung!!! set their name to J.One
J.One: fuck you i came up with a name faster than you!
J.One: stupid ass bitch
Binnie: FUCK YOU
Binnie set their name to SpearB
SpearB: How about that?
J.One: ooh great! i like it! .D
SpearB: Thanks! I like your name as well!
J.One: thank you~~
Dad set their name to CB97
SpearB: Ooh, that sounds like a character from star wars!
J.One: LMAO IT REALLY DOES
J.One: maybe SS boys was short for Star warS boys all along
SpearB: You're actually so stupid, I'm genuinely wondering how one single brain can produce so much stupidity
J.One: youre just jealous 😤
SpearB: Of what? Your underdeveloped brain cells?
J.One: i may not be smart but at least i don't bully others for their lack of intellegence ^_^
SpearB: Weren't you literally just doing that? Lmao
SpearB: And also, you spelled intelligence wrong
J.One: 😠
SpearB: LMAO
J.One:

CB97: I have a new name suggestion
CB97: Stupid Sauce Boys
SpearB: Yeah I think that fits us pretty well! lol
J.One: you realize that youre calling yourself stupid right now too, right?
SpearB: At least I'm taking you down with me!
J.One: bitch i'll bite your fucking ankles off, don't even test me
J.One: these teeth are SHARP and ready to devour!!!
SpearB: WHY ARE YOUR THREATS SO FUCKING WEIRD??
CB97: LMFAO
J.One: LMAO i bet you wouldn't last a SECOND against me if i tried to bite you!
J.One: cromch cromch bitch, say goodbye to your ankles!
SpearB: JISUNG PLEASE I CANT ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN I'M LAUGHING THIS HARD
CB97: I'm interrupting this bullshit to tell you that I'm in the studio now!
CB97: Get here whenever you want : )
J.One: oh im already there
J.One: or like, not THERE there, but right outside yaknow?
J.One: unlock the door pls
CB97: SHIT Jisung that nearly gave me a heart attack!
SpearB: Lol what did the little gremlin do now?
CB97: Threw himself against the door or something, idk
CB97: All I know is that he didn't use his hands to knock :/
J.One: i actually kicked the door ^.^
SpearB: Okay I'll be there in 5! See you both soon!
CB97: See you soon!
J.One: i can't wait to bite your ankles off~~
Chapter 14: Water gun war time!
Summary:
Binnie: All I heard was "people like you should just take what they can get, you're not exactly everyone's type but at least you're mine"
Binnie: And then I punched him
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Friday 1:26 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: changbin and i have this fun dynamic where he bullies me for literally everything i say or do
jisung!!!: but the second another person is remotely rude to me, he punches them in the face
jisung!!!: and yes, this is my way of telling you that changbin just punched a dude in the face
Dad: CHANGBIN!!!
Felly: why was he making fun of jisung?? :(
Mindere: I fully support you punching him in the face if he was rude, I just wanna put that out there
jisung!!!: a guy tried to ask me out and i rejected him
jisung!!!: he clearly didn't take it well lol
Binnie: Oh, so that's what happened
Hyuni: Did you punch his face without even knowing what happened??? omg
Binnie: All I heard when I got there was something like "people like you should just take what they can get, you're not exactly everyone's type but at least you're mine"
Binnie: And then I punched him
Dad: What the fuck? He actually said that??
Mindere: Out loud, to Jisung?
Binnie: Yes
Binnie: Now you see why I had to punch him!
innie!!!: i fully support this
Sugmin: Absolutely
innie!!!: oh hey your E is back!!
Sugmin: Yes! Finally
jisung!!!: thanks binnie for punching a dude in the face! he was creeping me out <3
jisung!!!: and also being rude but i'm gonna be honest i was barely listening to what he was saying
Binnie: Considering he was pretty much yelling at you, I'm surprised you weren't listening
jisung!!!: hahhah yeah
jisung!!!: my mind was in other places i guess
Binnie: That's definitely a lie, but I won't push
Mindere: Can I punch him too? Where are you right now?
Binnie: We're right outside the cafeteria
jisung!!!: you don't have to punch him! he already ran away
Mindere: I am on my way :)
Hyuni: Of course Minho is on his way when it's about Jisung
Hyuni: That's so predictable
Mindere: Tf is that supposed to mean??
Hyuni: Instant friendship ^.^
Hyuni: Between you and Jisung, I mean! You're just such good friends already hahahah
Mindere: Okay...
Binnie: Lmao I just KNOW that's not what Hyunjin was thinking
Hyuni: SHUT
Hyuni: dont say anything or I'll shoot you!
Binnie: Shoot me with what?
Hyuni: With a water gun, idk!
Hyuni: Or maybe a nerf gun! I have options, you know
innie!!!: oHMYGOD I WANNA HAVE A BATTLE WITH WATER GUNS!!! WHO'S DOWN?
jisung!!!: OMG YES!
Felly: pls let's do it today i really wanna forget about the class i just had!!
Dad: Oh no! What happened?
Felly: nothing too bad! my muscle memory just decided to clock out halfway through the class and i kept forgetting the steps
Felly: i'm tired
Felly: but not too tried forr a water gun war!! :D
innie!!!: i have 3 water guns
Felly: i have 2!
Binnie: I don't have any water guns
Binnie: Jisung and Minho are busy flirting right next to me but I'm sure at least one of them has at least one water gun
Sugmin: I don't have any, either
Felly: that's ok you can have one of mine!
Sugmin: Thank you!
innie!!!: binnie can have one of mine because he punched a dude in the face
innie!!!: he has earned the water gun
Binnie: Thanks, I think...?
Dad: I have one! : )
Mindere: Jisung just said that he has two somewhere in his dorm and he's letting me borrow one ;)
innie!!!: cool!
innie!!!: wbu hyuni?
Hyuni: I don't have any :(
innie!!!: that's ok you can borrow my last one!
Hyuni: Thank you Innie! <3
innie!!!: np ^.^
innie!!!: now it's Water gun war time!
Felly: WGWT :D
jisung!!!: WGWT!!
innie!!!: it starts in 15 minutes so prepare yourselves
innie!!!: you should probably leave your phones somewhere so they don't get wet
Dad: If everyone stops by studio 419 in the music building, I can lock everyone's stuff in the studio?
Dad: I'll leave a few towels there as well, for after we're done
Hyuni: Is there a time limit to the Water gun war??
innie!!!: idk, but let's say you can't leave campus!
Hyuni: ok!
Dad: We'll just stop when we get tired : )
Mindere: Sounds good!
innie!!!: ok everyone!
innie!!!: meet in music studio 419 in 15 minues!
Sugmin: ok!
Felly: this is gonna be so much fun :D
Saturday 11:35 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Binnie: Shooting someone while they're refilling their water gun is definitely cheating
Binnie: I'm just saying
Hyuni: LMAO are you still salty about that??
innie!!!: you already said that like 182738249 times yesterday, please move on
Binnie: NEVER!!!
Sugmin: It happened yesterday
Sugmin: The rest of us have already forgotten about it
Binnie: I WONT LET THIS BETRAYAL BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Binnie: HYUNJIN, I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!
Hyuni: k
BINNIE: hOW DARE YOU K ME????
jisung!!!: okay, lemme change the topic real quick
Dad: Please do
jisung!!!: does anyone know where i can buy nice hoodies?
jisung!!!: not for sexual reasons, i just want more hoodies <3
Hyuni: wHY WOULD HOODIES BE USED FOR SEXUAL REASONS????
jisung!!!: i literally just said it would NOT be for sexual reasons, are you even listening to me?
Mindere: I just cleaned out my closet, you could stop by and pick up some hoodies right now if you want
jisung!!!: OMG i'm getting hoodies from minho!! best day of my life!!
jisung!!!: i'll be there! ^.^
Mindere shared a location on naver maps
Mindere: Here's my home lol
jisung!!!: omg wait
jisung!!!: will your cats be there?
Mindere: They live here with me, so yes they will
jisung!!!: oHMYGOD IM MEETING MINHO'S CATS
jisung!!!: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE JUST GOT EVEN BETTER!!!
Sugmin: No offense but you've probably not had a very good life if this is the best thing to happen to you
jisung!!!: lol u right (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Sugmin: Jisung... are you for real?
Hyuni: That's not a "lol" kind of situation...
jisung!!!: yes it is lol
jisung!!!: but ok, i guess it's not THE best day of my life
jisung!!!: but it's up there!!
jisung!!!: by the way minho i'm omw to your apartment and your cats~~
Binnie: I love how he made the cats a separate thing
jisung!!!: it's what they deserve!!!!!
Mindere: Jisung has shown so much love for my cats and he hasn't even met them yet
Mindere: I hate people but maybe Jisung is an exception
Binnie: or maybe you're just a bad person
Mindere: Dude! Rude!
Binnie: What! You just said that you hate everyone!!
Mindere: Okay, but was I wrong??
Mindere: The human race is a plague ;)
Binnie: Why the fuck is there a wimk there?????
Mindere: Gotta stay on brand ;)
Binnie: Uhm, okay
Binnie: Have fuck with Jisung I guess
Binnie: *FUN!!!!
Binnie: THAT WAS MEANT TO SAY FUN!!!!
Mindere: Oh I will ;)
jisung!!!: ajkdshfkhgfsafasdh
Mindere: Don't worry baby I'm not gonna fuck you, I'm just messing with Binnie
jisung!!!: kshjdfsaf... okay
jisung!!!: <3
Mindere: <3
innie!!!: what
innie!!!: the
innie!!!: fuck?
Dad: I think it's best if we just don't ask...
Hyuni: I second that
Sugmin: Agreed
Notes:
Hi quick question, does it matter if Changbin never finds out what his power is? I like the idea of leaving that unresolved just to show that his life can be just as good regardless of whether he finds out or not. I've already decided what his power is and he does use it in the story, and I'll mention it in a future author's note even if they never find out in the story so you guys will know either way, I'm just wondering, cause he DOES use it (without knowing that he's using it) so maybe you want that explained/for them to talk about it?? idk i'm just rambling
Chapter 15: It's Sunday again!
Summary:
Mindere: I think the fact that she wants you to drown yourself kind of takes away from that, don't you?
Binnie: Oh...
Binnie: Right
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Sunday 8:01 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: It's Sunday again! : )
Felly: YAY
innie!!!: my fav day of the week! :D
innie!!!: if we don't include all the other days of the week!
Binnie: I'm pretty sure that just means that Sunday is your least favorite day of the week...
innie!!!: hmm yeah probably
innie!!!: but not because of the support sunday! this is the highlight of all my sundays!!!
Hyuni: Same!
Dad: Haha, same here
Dad: I like whatever it is we have going on! : )
Sugmin: As weird as it is, I agree
Mindere: How is everyone doing today?
innie!!!: omg minho just took over chan's role like that
Dad: That's fine! It's not my role! He can ask whatever he wants
Dad: But I'm doing okay, a bit tired
Mindere: Did you sleep last night?
Dad: Uh, well
Dad: A little bit...?
Mindere: How much is a little bit according to you?
Dad: Like, maybe an hour? Two?
Dad: I'm honestly not sure when I was actually asleep and when I was just mindlessly laying on my bed
Mindere: Ah that sounds annoying
Binnie: Don't you have anything that can help you sleep?
Dad: I mean, I have some sleeping pills that I don't like taking
Dad: I don't like getting stuck in dreams like that
Mindere: I see
jisung!!!: i hope you have an easier time falling asleep tonight <3
Dad: Thank you Sungie <3
innie!!!: yeah!
innie!!!: yesterday might have been bad and maybe youre tired today, but not every night will be the same!
Dad: Thank you Innie, I really appreciate you saying that
innie!!!: <3
Dad: but Minho, how are you?
Mindere: Honestly, I'm doing pretty good
Mindere: there's nothing power related I'm struggling with at the moment
Dad: It doesn't have to be power related, you can bring up anything you want to talk about here!
Mindere: Yeah but there's not really anything I feel like I need to talk about
Mindere: So what about everyone else? How are you?
Binnie: Can I rant a little? just a bit?
Mindere: Go for it!
Dad: Yeah, that's what this is for! Talk as much or as little as you want : )
Binnie: So I usually call my mom every week to check in or whatever, which basically means her nagging me about my power every single week
Binnie: This time it just got a little more intense that usual
Hyuni: What did she say?
Binnie: She told me about how some people have the ability to breathe under water, or to survive falls from really tall heights
Binnie: All the things she says usually lead to "you should try doing this to see if you discover your power!", so I asked her if she wanted me to die
Binnie: Cause you know, if I fall from a really tall height and DON'T have a power that will protect me, I'll just die
Binnie: Which she found offensive
Mindere: How is that offensive? She was literally insinuating that she thought you should jump from heights or drown yourself
Binnie: I don't know how her fucking brain works! Honestly I'm not sure it does
Binnie: She started talking about how I'm her only son and how much she loves me, and she just wants me to live a fulfilling life
Binnie: Basically tried to blame me for making her feel bad about all the things she tries to tell me about discovering powers
Sugmin: If she doesn't want to feel bad, she should stop bringing up your powers
Binnie: yeah
Binnie: I love her because she's my mom but I don't like her, if that makes sense
Mindere: You don't have to like her, you don't owe her anything
Binnie: Except for my life??
Binnie: I mean, she birthed me
Mindere: I think the fact that she wants you to drown yourself kind of takes away from that, don't you?
Binnie: Oh...
Binnie: Right
Binnie: Maybe
jisung!!!: sometimes families are shit, you can love them out of obligation without liking them
jisung!!!: i'll be your new mom binnie!
Binnie: Thanks, but you realize that you're younger than me, right?
Binnie: And you're also a boy which would make you my dad
jisung!!!: i really wanna make a daddy joke right now but this doesn't feel like the right time...
Hyuni: LMAO at least you realized that!
jisung!!!: yes ^.^
Binnie: But anyway, I'm done ranting now, someone else can talk
Hyuni: Okay
Hyuni: I don't really have something but I also have something...?
Hyuni: Sometimes I just wanna change my appearance, get a fake ID and pretend that I'm someone else
Dad: You're not alone in feeling that way sometimes. Any specific reason for it? <3
Hyuni: idk
Hyuni: At times, it's just exhausting to exist, you know?
Dad: Yeah, I know
Hyuni: It's not even really related to my power or anything
Hyuni: Or I mean, the whole part about changing my appearance and running away is
Hyuni: It gets very tempting sometimes
Dad: I can imagine it would
innie!!!: if i had your power i would definitely use it to avoid people and responsibilities and expectations or whatever
Hyuni: That's exactly what I mean!
Hyuni: Sometimes I just wanna run away from everything, pretend that I'm someone else
Sugmin: Have you ever done it before?
Hyuni: A few times, but not for long
Hyuni: A couple of days at most
Dad: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, we all have different ways to cope
Dad: As long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else
Hyuni: I'm not
Dad: Then I don't see a problem with it!
innie!!!: yeah i think it's good that you can use your power in helpful ways, if that makes sense?
innie!!!: even if it's only to help yourself ^.^
jisung!!!: helping yourself is just as good as helping anyone else!
innie!!!: true!
Hyuni: I'm glad you guys think that
Hyuni: <3
jisung!!!: <3
innie!!!: <3
Binnie: Wanna talk more?
Hyuni: No, I think I said everything for now
Hyuni: If anyone else has something to bring up, they can go ^-^
Sugmin: I don't have anything today
jisung!!!: me neither :p
Mindere: Innie? Felly?
Binnie: Sidenote but I love how Minho calls them by their screen names
Binnie: It's cute
innie!!!: UwU
Mindere: Yeah yeah whatever
Mindere: How are you today Innie?
innie!!!: i hugged a few people today!
Mindere: Oh wow! Was it bad or good?
innie!!!: good, actually! :D
innie!!!: none of them were having any intense emotions, so i didn't feel anything when i hugged them!
Mindere: That's so nice!
innie!!!: yeah, my day has been really good ^.^
innie!!!: wbu felly?
Felly: not bad, not good
Felly: i haven't used my power since that time last week
Dad: Got something non power related that you wanna talk about, then?
Felly: i wanna talk about how much i like this group chat!
Felly: it's just so nice that we have a place where we can talk about things that most people don't relate to!
Felly: i mean, none of us have the same power so we don't even know exactly how everyone else feels
Felly: everyone is just nice and accepting and listens to each other!
Felly: and it's nice to hear about other people's experiences even if we can't relate!
Dad: Aaaaah
Dad: I agree! <3
Mindere: AGREE
Binnie: That's so true! This really is one of the most comforting places I've been in
jisung!!!: we haven't even known each other that long but it already feels like we can talk about so much
Binnie: Exactly! Everyone is so open and willing to talk about literally any topic, from memes to really deep stuff
Binnie: It's nice that we have this
Felly: thanks to everyone here for being some of the bestest people i've met <3 <3
innie!!!: thank you too!!! <3
Hyuni: Thanks everyone <3
Dad: This is such a positive note to end on :')
Dad: Thanks everyone, you're all so amazing I don't even know what to say
innie!!!: UwU
Dad: But unless anyone else has something to bring up, I guess we'll say goodbye for today?
jisung!!!: bye y'all are awesome <3
Mindere: This is nice, thanks
Sugmin: Goodbye everyone!
Notes:
regarding changbin's power: he can tell when people lie, and is kind of like a human lie detector. he doesn't realize because he thinks it's just a feeling and doesn't know that it's always correct
his power also works over text but that doesn't mean he'll call people out when they lie in the gc, because realistically, you probably wouldn't do that to your friends (esp if they're lying about something personal). just because he knows they're lying doesn't mean he'll call them out on it ^_^
Chapter 16: Emotional support playlist
Summary:
jisung!!!: OMG LOOK AT THIS
jisung!!!: doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, stress makes him look older than he is...
jisung!!!: omg this is my spirit animal
Notes:
about the links in this chapter:
if you wanna find the song on spotify, click the SONG TITLE
if you wanna find the same song but on youtube, click the ARTIST NAME
Chapter Text
Monday 5:39 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY! i don't wanna talk about the meme monday i wanna talk about the new spotify playlist i'm making
Hyuni: Happy meme monday! :D
Hyuni: wait, what do you mean, you don't wanna talk about it??
Felly: are we not celebrating meme monday today? D:
Binnie: Are you making a meme playlist? Because in that case I want nothing to do with it
Dad: What's going on
innie!!!:

Mindere: Well this is a mess
Mindere: Ji, what playlist are you making?
jisung!!!: i was inspired by our talk in the gc yesterday! i'm making an emotional support playlist! ^_^
Dad: Oh wait that's actually such a good idea!
Dad: What songs do you have so far?
jisung!!!: i only have one because i wanted you guys to help pick the songs <3
jisung!!!: it's "byulharang" by chungha
Felly: tHATS SUCH A GOOD SONG OMG!
Sugmin: You should add "Marathon" by Day6
jisung!!!: oki doki!
jisung!!!: by the way, i want this playlist to have supportive vibes so pls dont say songs with really sad lyrics
jisung!!!: thats not the emotion we're going for here!
Dad: Could we also add Best part? Another song by Day6
jisung!!!: ofc! thats exactly the kind of vibe i'm talking about (^u^)
Felly: not to be a hoe for twice on main, but pls add one in a million
jisung!!!: one in a million has been added!
Felly: thank u! ^o^
jisung!!!: i also added "jaljayo good night" because that's one of my fav twice songs <3
Felly:

Felly: your brain is so big thats such a good song
jisung!!!: i know right!
Binnie: I suggest "My way" by Ateez
Hyuni: DON'T BE AFRAID
Hyuni: DREAMS ARE EVERYWHERE
Hyuni: a great song!
jisung!!!: it has now been added to the playlist! great idea, thank u binnie <3
Binnie: You could also add "Sunrise" by Ateez if you want
jisung!!!: oki it's getting added now!
jisung!!!: innie, hyuni, minho? any suggestions?
innie!!!: CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE THE MONSTER ALIVE by txt
jisung!!!: ooh ofc! that's going on the playlist right now!
jisung!!!: thanks innie <3
innie!!!: it's a great song, what can i say
Mindere: You better know by Red velvet
jisung!!!: OMG I LOVE THAT
jisung!!!: you have great taste sir, great taste
jisung!!!: wbu hyuni?
Hyuni: Life goes on!
jisung!!!: by BTS!
jisung!!!: omg okay that's perfect
jisung!!!: can i also add paradise by BTS?
Hyuni: Of course!
jisung!!!: great ^o^
Sugmin: Do all the songs need to have chill vibes or can I suggest a rock song?
jisung!!!: go for it! as long it has wholesome supportive lyrics! .D
Sugmin: "Tension" by Dreamcatcher
jisung!!!: omg my queens i love dreamcatcher so much
jisung!!!: a great suggestion and a great song
jisung!!!: it is now on the playlist! .D
Dad: This playlist was a really good idea Sungie! Will you share it with us when it's done?
jisung!!!: yup i'll send u a link in a few mins!
Felly: thanks for the playlist ji <3
jisung!!!: thanks for helping me with it UwU
Tuesday 11:23 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: i have a really important question for us to talk about
Felly: which one of the m&ms would you rather be friends fwoth??
Felly: *with
Binnie: What are the options?
Felly:

jisung!!!: you can tell just from his face that yellow is so fucking stupid
Binnie: He didn't say tag yourself, he asked who you'd wanna be friends with
jisung!!!: hEY!!! RUDE!!!
Binnie: Just kidding! :)
Binnie: But I do think yellow would be such a fun guy to be friends with
Binnie: Just look at that face!
Hyuni: His face looks stupid
Binnie: Exactly! I would have such a great time making fun of him!
jisung!!!: i bet red is a fucking narcissist
jisung!!!: he looks like one of those dudebros who think way too highly of themselves
Felly: okay calm down bro, i didn't say diss the M&Ms, i asked who you wanna be friends with
jisung!!!: green, easily
jisung!!!: she is such a queen and i can just TELL that she would be so sarcastic
jisung!!!: i'd let her make fun of me any day <3
Mindere: Green and brown are definitely lesbians and they're dating each other
jisung!!!: oh yeah definitely, i agree!
Hyuni: Am I the only one who thinks Minho and the green M&M give off the same vibes?
Sugmin: True!
Sugmin: Maybe that's why Jisung likes the green one
jisung!!!: hEY?? WHATS THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN???
Sugmin:

jisung!!!: oh god i can HEAR that picture
Hyuni: WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY
Sugmin: Vine is iconic
Hyuni: Yes!!!!
Felly: so like
Felly: is no one except jisung gonna answer my question? :(
Binnie: Hey! I answered it too!
Felly: you did, thank you <3
Binnie: <3
Mindere: Honestly I vibe with the red one
Mindere: He might be a bitch, but I don't mind that
Hyuni: Jisung reminds me of the red M&M
jisung!!!:

Hyuni: ...maybe that's why Minho liked the red one ;)
jisung!!!: oh my goooood
Mindere: Maybe it is ;)
jisung!!!: OH MY GOD
Dad: Stop flirting please!
Dad: Jisung is gonna die or something, I don't want that to happen!
Mindere: Don't worry I'm sure he'll be fine ;)
innie!!!: not that i'm not enjoying this...
innie!!!: wait i'm actually not enjoying this
innie!!!: ANYWAY
innie!!!: the brown m&m would be my best friend
Felly: THANK YOU
Dad: Do I have to pick one
Felly: you can pick all of them if you want! ^_^
Dad: Ok then that's my answer! : )
Felly: as expected from the dad
Felly: SEUNGMIN
Felly: HYUNJIN
Felly: which m&m would you be friends with?
Sugmin: Felix they're literally candies in different colors
Sugmin: I can't say
Felly: D:
Hyuni: but if you absolutely HAVE to pick one?
Sugmin: Oh well, okay
Sugmin: The brown one I guess
innie!!!: i picked her first!!
Sugmin: People can have more than one friend each!
innie!!!: not in this scenario! she's my friend already, back off!
jisung!!!: unrelated but i bet the blue and yellow M&Ms are twins
jisung!!!: the literally have the exact same face
Mindere: You bring up a good but irrelevant point
Dad: Hey wait, why did no one pick orange?
Dad: Now I feel bad for orange :(
Dad: I changed my mind, I'm picking the orange one!
jisung!!!: awww wait i really like the orange one
Hyuni: he hasn't even tied his shoes omg < / 3
Felly: i know! orange is the best, i actually love him sm!
jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: OMG LOOK AT THIS
jisung!!!: doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, stress makes him look older than he is...
jisung!!!: omg this is my spirit animal
Felly: awwwww no < / 3
jisung!!!: HIS DREAM IS TO BE ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
jisung!!!: guys this is actually me
Mindere: I changed my mind, I wanna be friends with the orange one now
Felly: all my homies love the orange M&M <3
Dad: He's precious, what can I say
innie!!!: everyone overlooked him at first, but now everyone loves him
innie!!!: i feel like this is symbolic or something
jisung!!!: i wish i could send him my emotional support playlist so he could feel a little better <3
Dad: It's the thought that counts!
Sugmin: Hey, it's literally an M&M
Sugmin: It's not that deep
Felly: i take personal offense by that
Sugmin: Good.
Felly: gASP
Felly: HOW DARE YOU??
Dad: Oookay, I think that's enough for today! Thanks everyone, this was fun!
Felly: :/
Sugmin: :)
Binnie: Good job bang chan
Binnie: You prevented a fight!
Dad: I try at least : )
Binnie: lmao
Chapter 17: Shapeshifting
Summary:
Hyuni: How high are you right now?
jisung!!!: i'm actually not very high
jisung!!!: most people would consider me short
Notes:
drugs are mentioned in this chapter but it's one line and it's extremely vague. i just thought i should say it anyway
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Thursday 8:13 pm
[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣
jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!
jisung!!!: what iff
jisung!!!: you shapeshifted into someone with a uterus
jisung!!!: and became pregnart
jisung!!!: and then shifted back to someone with a dick
jisung!!!: what would happen to the fetus in your body????
Hyuni: Jisung...
Hyuni: How high are you right now?
jisung!!!: i'm actually not very high
jisung!!!: most people would consider me short
jisung!!!: maybe 170 cm if im being generous to myself, which i am (^v^)
Hyuni: Are you drunk?
jisung!!!: no, i cant have alcohol with these drugs
Hyuni: JISUNG
jisung!!!: what!!! it's a genuine question!!!
jisung!!!: where would the fetus go????
Hyuni: Okay so I don't actually have an answer but now you've made me curious
Hyuni: I'm guessing I would be infertile? So I wouldn't actually be able to get pregnant with that uterus
jisung!!!: but what if you could get pregenat though
Hyuni: For the sake of argument, let's say that I do get pregnant
Hyuni: I don't think I would be able to shapeshift back into someone with a penis then?
Hyuni: Like, I'd be blocked from shapeshifting my genitals until the fetus is out
jisung!!!: woaaah
Hyuni: That's not a confirmed answer btw, I'm just guessing
jisung!!!: in science that's called a hypothesis! ^.^
Hyuni: I mean, you're not wrong, but I am not actually gonna test this
Hyuni: So it's not science yet
jisung!!!: you could test it!
Hyuni: How about I don't
jisung!!!: awww :(
jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!
Hyuni: Yes Jisung?
jisung!!!: i have another question!!!
Hyuni: What is it?
jisung!!!: if you break your leg
jisung!!!: or no!
jisung!!!: if you break your arm
jisung!!!: can you just shapeshift into someone who doesn't have a broken arm?
jisung!!!: like
jisung!!!: can you
jisung!!!: heal yoursellf by shapeshifting?
Hyuni: Nope
jisung!!!: WHAT
Hyuni: Yeah, it doesn't work like that
Hyuni: I can still shapeshift into anyone I want, but that person would also have a broken arm
jisung!!!: is this another one of your hypothesises or is this actually confirmed?
Hyuni: This one is actually confirmed
Hyuni: Trust me, I've tried it before
jisung!!!: woaaah what a scam
Hyuni: HOW is that a scam?? I can shapeshift, not heal myself
jisung!!!: but you can't shapeshift into someone with an unbroken arm!!!
Hyuni: Yes, because there are certain things I can't change about myself even if I change my appearance
Hyuni: Like the fact that I would still be a man if I shapeshift into someone with a uterus
Hyuni: Or my arm would still be broken if I break it before shapeshifting
Hyuni: I also can't shapeshift into anything other than a human
jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!
Hyuni: Yes Jisung?
jisung!!!: what iff
jisung!!!: you
jisung!!!: shapeshifted into a baby???
jisung!!!: does your brain become a baby brain?
jisung!!!: would you forget how to shapeshift???
jisung!!!: maybe you'd never be able to turn back again!!!
Hyuni: The youngest I've managed to shapeshift was around 2-3 years old
jisung!!!: woah!!!!
Hyuni: I don't think I can go younger than that though
jisung!!!: do you feel like a toddler when you're a toddler???
Hyuni: A little...?
Hyuni: Like, I still have my own memories and stuff, but I am very easily distracted
Hyuni: I haven't spent a lot of time as a toddler but I'm sure I'd act like one
jisung!!!: woah
jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!
Hyuni: Yes Jisung?
jisung!!!: how
jisung!!!: how short can you go??
jisung!!!: and how tall?
jisung!!!: what is the tallest you can shapeshift?
Hyuni: I haven't really experimented with this, but I can't make myself taller than the tallest person alive
Hyuni: I also can't make myself shorter than the shortest person alive
jisung!!!: wait pls gugle
jisung!!!: gooogle
jisung!!!: goggle
Hyuni: Google the tallest and shortest person alive?
jisung!!!: yes!! yu understand me!
Hyuni: The tallest is 251 cm, and the shortest is 54,6 cm
jisung!!!: omg my god
jisung!!!: thats so talll!! and so short!!!
jisung!!!: can you really
jisung!!!: make yourself that tall?
Hyuni: I haven't tried but now you've made me curious lol
jisung!!!: try it!
Hyuni: Okay so apparently the tallest person alive has some sort of condition, and I couldn't get to that height
Hyuni: I don't have any measuring tape here though...
Hyuni: By estimation, I think I made myself around 230 cm? Maybe slightly less?
jisung!!!: omg okay so that's the upper limit!
jisung!!!: now for the lower!
Hyuni: Wait nevermind what I said before, the shortest person alive isn't 54 cm
Hyuni: According to Guinness world records, she's 63 cm
jisung!!!: omg
jisung!!!: how short can you get?
Hyuni: Hang on I'm testing it
jisung!!!: omg
jisung!!!: so exciting
jisung!!!: we're doing the science!
Hyuni: god I really wish I had measuring tape so I could actually check how short I went
Hyuni: It wasn't that short though
Hyuni: 130 cm, maybe
jisung!!!: awww
jisung!!!: disappointing :(
Hyuni: That's still very short though
jisung!!!: but still :(
jisung!!!: hyunjin!!
Hyuni: Yes Jisung?
jisung!!!: what if
jisung!!!: you shapeshifted to a kid
jisung!!!: who was
jisung!!!: let's say
jisung!!!: 5 years old
Hyuni: Okay
jisung!!!: if you didn't shapeshift back
jisung!!!: and stayed as a kid for a year
jisung!!!: would your body age??
jisung!!!: like
jisung!!!: would your body be 6 years old a year after you shapeshifted?
Hyuni: I have never tried that
Hyuni: I mean, I know that my real body ages by itself
Hyuni: I'm not sure if that happens with the bodies I shapeshift to? But I'm assuming it would age like normal?
jisung!!!: oooh another hypothesis! :D
Hyuni: I'm not gonna try this though
Hyuni: I don't wanna spend a year in another body, especially not a child's
jisung!!!: awww :(
Hyuni: Do you have any more questions about shapeshifting?
jisung!!!: oh! am i annoying you?
Hyuni: No no! I enjoy this, it's actually kind of fun!
Hyuni: I'm happy to explain, even though I realize now that there's a lot I don't even know about myself lol
Hyuni: Thanks for making me curious!
jisung!!!: no problem! .)
jisung!!!: but i don't have any
jisung!!!: more questions right now
Hyuni: That's cool, you've got a lot of new information already
jisung!!!: yup ^.^
jisung!!!: thank you!
Hyuni: No worries, this was nice!
Notes:
no this fic will NOT have stoner jisung, i know he mentioned drugs but that's a story for another day ^.^
Chapter 18: Shrek <3
Summary:
jisung!!!: sorry guys but my brain is fucking stupid, i can't remember what we're talking about for a single second LMFAO
innie!!!: i'm honestly impressed by all the new ways you find to be stupid
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 6:40 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Binnie: Writing lyrics is so much fun
Binnie: We all have lots of laughs together!
jisung!!!: binnieeee
Binnie: Fuck off Jisung I'm not reading your lyrics again
jisung!!!: HAHHAHAHAHA
Sugmin: ...am I supposed to understand what's going on here?
jisung!!!: i showed binnie ONE set of lyrics about shrek, and now he hates me
jisung!!!: i don't get what he has against shrek :(
Sugmin: Ok, thanks, I don't think I wanna get involved in this
Binnie: YOU WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT SHREK
Binnie: Sure, if it had been about literally anything else it might have been fine, but a LOVE SONG???
jisung!!!: wait what love song?
Binnie: DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
jisung!!!: oh wait lol i just scrolled up, yeah i know what song you're talking about!
jisung!!!: i just forgot it lol
Binnie: hOW COULD YOU FORGET WHEN WE WERE LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT IT???
Dad: What's up with your memory???
Hyuni: Maybe the song was so bad that his brain tried to delete it from his memories
Binnie: Yeah that's probably it LMAO
jisung!!!: i can't even be offended because it's true lol
jisung!!!: both the memory thing and the shrek love song!
Felly:

Mindere: ...what did I just walk in on?
Felly: same i just got here
Felly: and the first thing i saw was something about a love song for shrek...?
Mindere: I cannot deal with this today
Sugmin: Sometimes you just gotta say no, for the sake of your mental health
Mindere: Exactly
innie!!!: so is no one gonna talk about how this means that jisung is most likely a monster fucker??
Hyuni:

jisung!!!: jEONGIN WTF
jisung!!!: NO I AM NOT!!!!
Binnie: Okay but there are a lot of monsters that I would fuck
Sugmin: NO
Sugmin: We are NOT having this conversation today
Sugmin: I can put up with a lot of bullshit but this is where I draw the line
innie!!!: aww :(
Felly: Shrek <3
Hyuni: omg I think this is the first time I've seen Felix capitalize!
Hyuni: And he did it for Shrek, of all things
innie!!!: that's not surprising
jisung!!!: yeah true, of course he capitalizes for Shrek
Hyuni: jISUNG KJDHSFHDKJDS
Hyuni: YOU DID IT TOO!
jisung!!!: did what?
Binnie: Dude, what's up with your memory lmao?
jisung!!!: OH RIGHT i did that! i capitalized Shrek! .D
jisung!!!: sorry guys but my brain is fucking stupid, i can't remember what we're talking about for a single second LMFAO
innie!!!: i'm honestly impressed by all the new ways you find to be stupid <3
jisung!!!: thanks, i try very hard <3
innie!!!: i really wanna set your name to something with dumb in it, but i like our matching names too much
jisung!!!: i like them too! UwU
innie!!!: UwU
Binnie: Okay that's wholesome, but can we talk about shrek again?
innie!!!: lmao binnie
Binnie: I'm gonna be honest, I never watched Shrek
Binnie: I only know him from memes
Felly: gASP
Mindere: I didn't watch it either
Hyuni: WHAT
Hyuni: HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN SHREK?????
jisung!!!: this is a national crisis
innie!!!:

jisung!!!: we need to have a movie night and binge all the shrek movies ASAP
Felly: yes! tonight!
Felly: wait it's 7 pm already
Mindere: I mean, I'm free right now
Binnie: Yeah same
jisung!!!: what are we doing?
Binnie: Jisung... this was literally your idea
jisung!!!: oH RIGHT WERE WATCHING SHREK MOVIES TOGETHER! yes!!!
Hyuni: Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?
jisung!!!: LMAO i don't need to have been dropped on my head to be stupid
jisung!!!: i manage perfectly well on my own, thank you very much! (^ v ^)
Dad: So... movie night? : )
Sugmin: Thank god someone here manages to stay on track
Dad: Is everyone free right now? Minho and Changbin already said that they are
jisung!!!: free from what?
jisung!!!: tHAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME AGAIN
jisung!!!: but yes i'm free!
Sugmin: Me too
Hyuni: My only plan for tonight was to build a 1:1 scale replica of michelangelo's david out of toothpicks, but I can cancel that for you guys <3
Felly: oh wow how nice of you <3
Felly: but yes i'm also free! ^o^
Dad: Hyunjin... you know that statue is over 5 meters tall, right?
Hyuni: Yup! I'm gonna need a lot of toothpicks :)
Dad: Not really what I was getting at, but okay!
Dad: What about Innie? Are you free?
innie!!!: yes
innie!!!: who's dorm/apartment are we taking over?
Dad: You could come over to my place? I don't have any roommates
Felly: send the adress!!
Dad shared a location on naver maps
Dad: I'm home so you can come over as soon as you're ready! : )
Felly: iM RUSHIN
jisung!!!: bet i'll get there before binnie!
Binnie: Oh you're ON!
Friday 8:55 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Hyuni: I got lost in the grocery store, help me pls guys
Dad: Minho went there with you
Dad: Can't you text him?
Mindere: I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, Hyunjin is the one who walked away all of a sudden :/
Hyuni: I got distracted!! You should have looked after me better!!
Mindere: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know it was my job to babysit you?
Hyuni: Ajhsdjfghd I didn't mean it like that
Hyuni: Or actually, yes I did! I warned you that I get lost easily!
Mindere: Then you shouldn't have walked away from me
innie!!!: as funny as this is to watch, i want my snacks
innie!!!: please just find each other again so you can come back to the apartment
Binnie: Yeah, we're all waiting
Hyuni: Minho, find me!
Mindere: Tell me where you are
Hyuni: In the grocery store
Mindere: What aisle
Hyuni: Uhm
Hyuni: Laundry detergent?
Mindere: Okay stay there, I'm coming to get you
Hyuni: Yay ^.^
Notes:
i'm currently blasting TA but i got vaccinated this morning and now i'm too tired to move lmao this song usually gets me so hyped up but today it will be my lullaby
Chapter 19: MinHET
Summary:
innie!!!: i've never pictured minho as one of The Straights™ but now i'm thinking about it
innie!!!: ...it's not a very nice image :/
MinHET: THIS IS SO FUCKING RUDE
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Saturday 8:28 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: i just gave birth to athena
innie!!!: wtf???
Dad: Okay, what does that mean?
jisung!!!: i wrote a song!! .D
innie!!!: ...i repeat, wtf???
Binnie: Good for you!
Binnie: But how is that related to giving birth to Athena?
jisung!!!: this song is my brain baby
Mindere: Ah okay! That makes sense
Sugmin: No? It doesn't?
Mindere: Yes it does
Mindere: Athena was born from Zeus's forehead so she's like his brain baby
Mindere: And Jisung's brain baby is the song he just wrote
Binnie: That still doesn't make any sense
Mindere: Maybe you're just stupid
Binnie: HET!
Binnie: *HEY!
Mindere: gasp! How DARE you call me a het???
Binnie: Oooh Minho doesn't like being called het!
Mindere: Of course I fucking don't like it, stop calling me slurs!
Binnie set Minho's name to MinHET
innie!!!: yes! exploit the weakness!!
Dad: Het isn't a slur though?
MinHET: This is a hate crime ;(
Sugmin: Why are you sad winking in this situation?
MinHET: I gotta stay on brand, obviously ;(
MinHET: I've literally flirted with Jisung in front of you all
MinHET: I can't believe I'm getting called a HET
Hyuni: Are you even sure that Jisung is gay? What if you've been flirting with a het this entire time?
MinHET: ...
MinHET: Jisung?
jisung!!!:

MinHET: oh, good
MinHET:

jisung!!!: asdajhfsgfs
jisung!!!: <3
MinHET: <3
jisung!!!: KJSDHFSDFJSHD
jisung!!!: ANYWAY
jisung!!!: hyunjin, wtf made you think i might be STRAIGHT of all things????
Hyuni: Your fuckboy vibes!
Hyuni: Personally, I only know fuckboys that are het
jisung!!!: wHAT??
Binnie: He's right! You have certain... vibes
Felly: don't be rude!!
Felly: he's bi, so those fuckboy vibes clearly aren't coming from his sexuality
Felly: but it's not only hets that are fuckboys
jisung!!!: wHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING????
Dad: I'm wondering the same thing...
Hyuni: fuckboys can be any sexuality they want!!
Hyuni: I'm not heterophobic or anything
Felly: well, i am heterophobic
Hyuni: Oh... okay then!
Binnie:
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Binnie: This bad boy can fit so much stupid in him
MinHET: me about this group chat
Binnie: LMAO me too
MinHET: I know, you literally made the meme
Binnie: BITCH
MinHET: The only bitch I am is a bad bitch!
MinHET: And guess what that means?
Binnie: that I can't kill you :(
MinHET: Exactly!!!
Sugmin: I know vines and memes, but I am still SO lost right now
Sugmin: Can we go back to calling Minho a het?
MinHET: NO
jisung!!!: minho is so clearly NOT a het, i dont get why you wanna keep calling him that
MinHET: Thank you Jisung! And yes, exactly
MinHET: Literally nothing about me is heterosexual and I am offended that you would even think that
Binnie: lol, het
MinHET: FUCK YOU CHANGBIN
MinHET: STOP CALLING ME SLURS!
Hyuni: Why does Minho sound like one of The Straights™ on twitter?
Hyuni: They literally get offended when you call them het
Felly: omg ure right!! thats exactly what they sound like!!
innie!!!: i've never pictured minho as one of The Straights™ but now i'm thinking about it
innie!!!: ...it's not a very nice image :/
MinHET: THIS IS SO FUCKING RUDE
jisung!!!: dont worry minho! i dont think you're straight <3
MinHET: You're the only one here who deserves rights <3
Binnie: Lmao no one thinks Minho is straight, we're just calling him a het for fun
Binnie: His reactions are funny
MinHET: My pain is amusing to you?
Binnie: Yes lmfao
MinHET: ...
MinHET: This is why I like cats more than people ;/
MinHET: Hell, I even like pLANTS more than I like people
jisung!!!: that's fair tho, the plants have done nothing wrong
MinHET: Maybe Poison Ivy had the right idea when she wanted the plants to take over the planet again
jisung!!!: she did and we should talk about that!
MinHET: Yeah! Like, all she wanted was to save the planet
MinHET: The humans are the main reason the planet is ruined
MinHET: Make humans go extinct = problem solved!
Binnie: I mean, it's definitely better for the economy if everyone dies
Sugmin: ...are you okay?
Dad: Not that I support this, but he has a point
Hyuni: Ok Chan is literally the LAST person I'd expect to agree with this
Hyuni: Like, what goes on???
jisung!!!: if everyone dies, there would be no more homophobia or racism or islamophobia or any other type of oppression of minorities
jisung!!!: lots of problems solved at once! .)
Sugmin: I mean, it's definitely a solution
jisung!!!: right!
Sugmin: A bad solution, but still a solution
Hyuni: The world if everyone died
Hyuni:
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Binnie: LMAO THATS NOT EVEN ACCURATE
Felly: all the stonks would go down if eevryone died!!
Dad: Wouldn't all the stonks just freeze?
Dad: Why would they go down?
Felly: idk i don't understand how ecomomics work
Hyuni: "ECOMOMICS" omg thats hilarious!
Binnie: It's like economy, but for moms!
Felly: jsadhfasdjfgsdaj i didnt even notice!!
innie!!!: when my mom gives me my allowance, it's
innie!!!: ~ E C O M O M I C S ~
Felly: SJDFKHSKFHADGSFJADHS
Sugmin: ...where has this conversation gone
Dad: Idk I lost track somewhere around the time when Jisung said that he had a brain baby
Sugmin: That was literally back when this conversation started
Dad: I know
Dad: I've never had any idea what's happening
Sugmin: Lol, that's fair though
Hyuni:
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Hyuni: The world if humans went extinct
Binnie: LMAO IT LITERALLY WOULDNT BE THOUGH!
Binnie: IT WOULD BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT
Hyuni: Can you stop shitting on my memes?
jisung!!!: i liek them hyunjinnie!
Hyuni: THANK YOU!
Felly: i like them tooo!
Felly: very funny :D
Hyuni: Thank you! Finally some decent people around here 🙄
Binnie: YAH! HWANG HYUNJIN!
Hyuni: Meme hater 🙄
Hyuni: When I inevitably die inside a haunted house because Jisung and Felix convinced me that we could fuck a ghost and I'm too gullible to say no, your name won't even be mentioned in my will
Hyuni: All you get is my SPITE, for being such a meanie to me and my memes!
Dad: Wait what the fuck
Hyuni: As Felix and Jisung weep by my casket at the funeral, and the ghost they managed to fuck while I was locked in the basement twerks with me up at the altar (we're both invisible because we're dead, so we can twerk as much as we want!), you'll be sitting on your bike in the parking lot outside, WISHING that you hadn't been so rude to me and my memes
Hyuni: You won't even be inside the funeral because you weren't invited! And you don't have a driver's license so you'd have to ride a bike there
Dad: Hyunjin, what?????
Hyuni: Then, several years later, when Chan no longer bursts into tears as soon as he hears my name, he will open this chat again and go back to look at this exact conversation
Hyuni: Chan actually has humor so he will print out the memes I sent and frame them, then he'll put them above the couch in his living room, and every time he looks at them, he will chuckle wholeheartedly because they're FUNNY AS FUCK!
Hyuni: And Changbin, you will blame yourself so much for my death that you will go to visit the haunted house where I died, hoping that you might find my ghost wandering around there
Hyuni: and then you will trip down the stairs and die because you're a fucking dumbass to be honest, but you had it coming
Hyuni: No one will be at your funeral except the ghost that Jisung and Felix had sex with, and the ghost will be twerking over your grave
Felly: I CANT BREATHE WHAT IS THIS??
innie!!!: MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING TO MUCH
innie!!!: HYUNJIN OMG
jisung!!!: EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THINGT HAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THIS CHAT
Mindere: Why do script writers even try anymore, when a whole ass Hwang Hyunjin exists?
Mindere: This is better than 90% of everything on netflix
Dad: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
innie!!!: im gonna have to cut us all off for today guys
innie!!!: this is too much humor to handle
Hyuni: THANK YOU Innie!!! I know I'm funny but it's always great to be validated!
jisung!!!: VALIDATION!
Hyuni: Thank you <3
Binnie: Istg one day I'm gonna leave this chat and you'll all regret it :/
Hyuni: I literally won't even care
Binnie: :/
Notes:
netflix should hire me
Chapter 20: What mindreading is like
Summary:
TW/// sexual assault, rape, mentions of drugs and drug addiction, murder
none of it happens in this chapter but jisung talks about it so be careful <3
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Sunday 7:43 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: i know it technically isn't 8 pm yet but my day has been shitty
jisung!!!: is anyone here?
Hyuni: I am!
MinHET: Why has your day been shitty?
jisung!!!: i'm just overwhelmed, i guess
jisung!!!: i had to go to the bank to do some shit with my account, and that sucked
Felly: aww no :( what happened?
jisung!!!: mindreading sucks is what happened
jisung!!!: there was so many people there
Dad: Wanna talk about how you feel?
jisung!!!: sure, but i can't talk about how i feel without getting into what mindreading is like
jisung!!!: everything i feel right now is because of my power
MinHET: You've never talked much about what it's like to read minds
Hyuni: Yeah! You could tell us if you want?
jisung!!!: okay, but i don't expect everyone to be interested so it's fine if you ignore these messages haha
innie!!!: idk about everyone else but i will read everything you say ^.^
Sugmin: Yeah same
Sugmin: Can't be worse than that time you tried to convince me that trees aren't real
Dad: He said WHAT?
Sugmin: Anyway, that's not what we're talking about now. Go on Jisung!
jisung!!!: it's pretty serious tho
Dad: Don't worry! That's what this is for
jisung!!!: okay
jisung!!!: not sure where to start, but i've heard a lot of people assume that the worst part about mindreading has to be hearing people's deepest, darkest secrets
jisung!!!: which is not true, at least i don't think so
jisung!!!: the worst part for me is intrusive thoughts
jisung!!!: thoughts that people don't agree with, things that they would never actually do but their brain still thinks about
jisung!!!: everyone has those thoughts, and sometimes it's really graphic images or thoughts
Dad: I've never thought about that side of mindreading, but it's sounds awful having to listen to that
Dad: How do you deal with it?
jisung!!!: therapy and drugs
jisung!!!: i realize that might sound like a joke but i'm serious, it's the only way i can cope
Binnie: You don't have to keep talking about this if you don't want to, I'm sorry if we made you uncomfortable by asking
jisung!!!: no, no, it's... relieving (?) to tell people because i usually just pretend to be fine until i can tell my therapist about it
jisung!!!: if i'm making you uncomfortable, i can stop though?
MinHET: I can't answer for everyone else but I'd like to understand you better, Jisungie
MinHET: This is something none of us can really relate to but I want to try
Hyuni: we can choose not to read these messages even if you do say something that makes us uncomfortable
Sugmin: I agree with Hyunjin, just tell us whatever you want to say and we can stop reading if it's too much
Dad: Yeah! This is a safe space, you should be able to express yourself freely
jisung!!!: okay...
jisung!!!: but please know that i won't be upset if anyone decides not to read! this is the absolute worst side of mindreading and like i said, i deal with it by therapy and drugs
jisung!!!: if i could, i would delete all of this from my memory so i totally get if you don't want it to get into your memory in the first place!
felix: i'm gonna read bc i wanna know what it's like for you, but i also don't think anyoen should force themselves!! look after yourselves people ^^
Chan: Absolutely agree! But Hannie, wanna continue?
jisung!!!: oh yeah right
jisung!!!: everyone has intrusive thoughts sometimes, thoughts that just pop into your head out of nowhere
jisung!!!: usually violent or very rude things that you don't actually agree with, or something you would never actually do, but the thought still gets in your head
jisung!!!: most people just dismiss those thoughts, or they're like "wtf i don't agree with that!!"
jisung!!!: and god, i hate saying people are "good" or "bad" because morality is not black and white, but some people are much worse than others
MinHET: Do you mean their thoughts, or them as people?
jisung!!!: a bit of both...?
jisung!!!: i mean, i can deal with people who have intrusive thoughts about killing someone or setting fire to a house or who just think really offensive things, as long as they disagree with or dismiss those ideas
jisung!!!: but some people don't dismiss it, and those are the ones i would say are "bad"
jisung!!!: i have some examples of this but i'm not sure if it's too graphic...
Binnie: Tell us everything you want to
Binnie: We can stop reading at any point, but it's better for you if you get to say what you want to say
jisung!!!: okay
jisung!!!: i think i've said this before but i CAN control my mindreading most of the time
jisung!!!: not when i'm stressed or anxious though, and these are situations that made me stressed or anxious, which means that it's not an option for me to just stop listening
jisung!!!: i wish it was
Dad: What were the situations, Jisungie?
jisung!!!: there's a lot
jisung!!!: i've heard men think about groping or assaulting and even raping women on public transport
jisung!!!: you can't report people for things they haven't done, so the only thing i could do in those situations was try and place myself between the creep and whoever they were staring at
jisung!!!: sometimes it worked, sometimes they started thinking about me instead
Felly: oh, sungie...
jisung!!!: i've heard a man think about groping me, i could see the images play out in my head as he imagined me with my mouth on his dick
jisung!!!: god, i'm sorry, i can't talk about that...
jisung!!!: i had a neighbor once who used to fantasize about different ways he could kill some kids that he found annoying, and those were very graphic images that i'll never get out of my brain
jisung!!!: i don't think he would ever actually do any of that, but he did go to jail later so he clearly did SOMETHING, and to this day i’m still wondering if maybe i could have prevented it? maybe i couldve told someone about his mind?? maybe i couldve changed things
jisung!!!: honestly i've heard a lot of things similar to this and i'm traumatized enough, i don't think it'll help anyone if i describe it in more detail
jisung!!!: so yeah, i guess that's why i hate mindreading
Binnie: Shit, I don't even know what to say...
Sugmin: That's a lot to deal with
Sugmin: Thank you for opening up and trusting us with this, Sungie
Dad: Do you wanna talk about how it affected you?
Dad: You've told me some things, but I'm not sure how much the others know and if you wanna talk about it or not
jisung!!!: uhh, yeah i guess i should do that
jisung!!!: just so you know
jisung!!!: i have social anxiety and a fear of large groups of people because of this, and i also get panic attacks on public transportation
jisung!!!: or at least i do when there's a lot of people there
innie!!!: you said that you go to therapy earlier, are there therapists who know how to deal with mindreading?
jisung!!!: i see a "special" therapist or whatever
jisung!!!: she's a mindreader just like me
jisung!!!: i freaked out the first therapist i went to by reading her thoughts and calling her out on everything she did, so they had to find someone who could deal with me :p
Felly: i get what you mean, but don't say it like that!! you're not just something people deal with
MinHET: What Felix said
MinHET: You needed help that the first therapist couldn't provide, that doesn't mean you're more "difficult", or whatever you were trying to imply
jisung!!!: okay yeah, i phrased that badly
Hyuni: I'm really really glad you have someone to talk with about this
Hyuni: and now you have us, too!!
Felly: yes you do!
Sugmin: If you ever need to talk about anything, just ask and I'm sure at least one of us will be free to listen
Sugmin: You have us now
innie!!!: yes!!!
jisung!!!: thank you guys <3
jisung!!!: really, thank you so much
MinHET: All we did was listen
MinHET: Thank YOU for sharing this
jisung!!!: someone to listen was all i needed
MinHET: <3
jisung!!!: <3
Binnie: I have a question
Binnie: There's probably a more polite way to ask this but I don't know how, so I'll just ask (sorry if it's too direct! you don't have to respond if you don't want)
Binnie: but you mentioned drugs, so I'm just wondering if you meant like prescribed medication, or drugs that you buy from dealers?
jisung!!!: uhm, i meant dealers, but i don't really do that anymore?
jisung!!!: i have prescribed medication now, but in the past i used to take some... questionable stuff
jisung!!!: there were pills i had that would wipe my short-term memory
jisung!!!: whenever i overheard thoughts that were too bad for me to deal with, i'd take one and forget about it
jisung!!!: i used to take those pills until the side effects became too bad and i physically couldn't keep taking them
Binnie: Ah, I see
Binnie: Thanks for telling me
jisung!!!: i have memory issues because of how long i was taking those pills though, just so you guys know
jisung!!!: it's mostly my short-term memory but sometimes i do things like ask the same question many times in a row, and that's because i genuinely don't remember that i already asked it
Dad: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER?
Sugmin: Oh no, you set off Chan's dad instincts...
Felly: i'm surprised it took this long tbh
Dad: WE MADE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING FORGETFUL BEFORE!!!
Dad: WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF WE'D KNOWN ABOUT THIS!!!!!
jisung!!!: lol calm down, i make fun of myself way more than you guys do
Dad: Still!!!
Dad: I'm so sorry, and I'm sorry that I didn't realize until after you had to tell us about all of this
Dad: We shouldn't have been making fun of you, regardless if there was a reason for your bad memory or not
jisung!!!: yeah okay, i get that, and that's a really good thing to keep in mind! don't make fun of people!
jisung!!!: but i make fun of myself and i genuinely found it funny when that happened
jisung!!!: i'm very obvious about it whenever someone takes a joke too far, and this wasn't too far
Sugmin: He emptied a glass of water over me once when I made a joke about his outfit
jisung!!!: yeah because THAT was actually a sensitive issue!!!
MinHET: Okay, never make fun of Jisung's outfit
MinHET: Noted
jisung!!!: exactly ^.^
jisung!!!: ajkdshfd okay i've taken up enough of your time now, does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about today?
Binnie: I don't, actually
Felly: not today ^.^
innie!!!: me neither
Dad: I was kinda hoping one of you would have something to bring up, because I don't have anything
Hyuni: Yeah same
Sugmin: I don't have anything today
MinHET: Good thing Jisungie had something to talk about then, because I don't have anything to add either
jisung!!!: ajkdshfks
jisung!!!: thanks everyone for listening to me today, and i'm sorry for monopolizing this support sunday
MinHET: We literally just said that we have nothing to say, but ok
Dad: You don't have to apologize! If someone else had something to bring up, they would have
Dad: It's okay : )
jisung!!!: thank you guys again
Dad: It's not a problem <3
Sugmin: Thanks for telling us about all of this
jisung!!!: thanks for listening <3
Notes:
fun fact, this was one of the first chapters i wrote for this fic
Chapter 21: BABY
Summary:
Binnie: I feel like as an artist, you shouldn't support illegal streams of songs
jisung!!!: FUCK CAPITALISM
Dad: He has a point
Chapter Text
Sunday 10:28 pm
[Private chat]: Dad, Binnie
Binnie: Maybe this sounds dumb, but I'm sure that Jisung was lying earlier
Dad: Why would you think that??!
Dad: He just opened up to us, what makes you think he's lying about it??
Binnie: Not about what he went through!
Binnie: Just one specific thing
Dad: Okay, but why would you think he's lying?
Binnie: I can't explain it, I just have this really strong feeling that he was
Dad: Is it important?
Binnie: What do you mean?
Dad: If we was lying about ONE thing, does that really matter to you?
Binnie: No, it's not like that!
Binnie: I'm just worried about him and I wanna make sure he's fine
Dad: Oh, okay
Binnie: I asked if he was doing drugs and he said that he stopped, but I don't believe that
Binnie: I can't explain why but I get that feeling
Dad: Maybe he was lying, maybe he wasn't
Dad: You said it's just a feeling
Dad: Feelings aren't always right
Binnie: Yeah
Dad: If he wants to tell us more about it, he will, otherwise we shouldn't bother him about it
Dad: Okay?
Binnie: Yeah that's true
Binnie: I didn't mean to come across as if I thought I was entitled to know all his deepest secrets, I really am just worried about him
Dad: You're allowed to be, it proves that you care! Just don't let it become something that makes you trust him less, okay?
Binnie: You're right
Dad: He doesn't need us to worry about him all the time, but we'll be there when he opens up because that's all we can do, okay?
Binnie: Yeah, that's true
Binnie: Thanks for making me less worried haha
Dad: No problem! And it's okay to be worried, as long as you know how to deal with it
Binnie: Thanks for helping with that <3
Dad: <3
Monday 4:33 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!:

innie!!!: i bet this is what minho reads before he goes to bed every night
MinHET: ;)
jisung!!!: HAPY MEME MONDAY!! .D
Felly: HAPPY MEME MONDAY <3 <3 <3
Hyuni: HAPPY MEME MONDAY GUYS OMG MY FAVOITE HOLDAY IS BACK <3
MinHET: Okay, but while we're on the topic of bitches
MinHET:

jisung!!!: that's one of my fav meme formats tbh!
jisung!!!: i have a similar one .D
jisung!!!:

Binnie: Happy meme Monday! Those are some spicy memes you've got there
jisung!!!: sPICY SAUCE BOYS!!!!
Binnie: oHMYGOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!!
Dad: God, please no
Dad: No more spicy sauce boys
Felly: lmao wtf??
jisung!!!: me chan and changbin have a rap group called Spicy Sauce Boys! .D
Dad: NO WE DONT
Binnie: It's true! We even have producer/rapper names for it!
MinHET: Please don't tell me you've named yourselves after different spices...
jisung!!!: omg
jisung!!!: chan literally said the exact same thing when we came up with this idea
Binnie: LOL no we're not named after spices (but only because Chan didn't let us)
Hyuni: Ooh cool! Please hit me up with the link whenever you post a song
jisung!!!: ofc hyuni <3
Hyuni: <3
innie!!!: wait will i have to buy your music?
innie!!!: because
innie!!!:
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jisung!!!: LMAO NO fuck capitalism, stream our songs illegally please!
innie!!!: okay ^.^
Binnie: Lmao Jisung
Binnie: I feel like as an artist, you shouldn't support illegal streams of songs
jisung!!!: FUCK CAPITALISM
Dad: He has a point
Dad: I agree with Jisung
MinHET: I would illegally stream your songs any day Sungie <3
jisung!!!: awww thank you so much <3
MinHET:

Sugmin: I just opened my phone
Sugmin: I think I'm just gonna turn it off again...
Hyuni: Seungmin! Hi! :D
Sugmin: Hello Hyunjin! How chaotic is everyone today?
Hyuni: Oh you know, the usual
Hyuni: but today is a little extra spicy because we just found out that Chan, Changbin & Jisung named themselves after spicy sauce
Sugmin: What spicy sauce? Sriracha?
Dad: WAIT
Dad: wait...
Dad: Wait...
Hyuni: No, just spicy sauce in general! Their name is literally Spicy Sauce Boys!
Sugmin: I hope people call them SSB because I don't think I can bring myself to say those words out loud
Sugmin: I don't even wanna type them :/
Dad: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Dad: Wait
Dad: Wait...
MinHET: What exactly are we waiting for?
Dad: I had an idea!
MinHET: Okay...?
Dad: SRIRACHA
MinHET: Sorry Chan, that already exists
MinHET: It wasn't your idea
Dad: THREE spicy sauce boys
Dad: THREE rachas
Dad: THREERACHA
jisung!!!: omg wait
Binnie: 3RACHA
jisung!!!: THAT LOOKS GOOD OMG!
Sugmin: ooh that's better
Sugmin: I could actually say that out loud without being embarrassed!
Dad: New group name? : )
Binnie: new group name!
jisung!!!: new group name! .D
innie!!!: cool, good job guys
innie!!!: can we go back to the meme monday now?
jisung!!!: lmao of course innie!
innie!!!: nice :D
jisung!!!: ooooh i actually have another meme for minho!
jisung!!!: here u go babe
jisung!!!:

MinHET: CAT 😍❣️✨💗💞💖💫❤️
jisung!!!: UwU
MinHET: I have one for you too
MinHET:

Hyuni: Ohmygod you literally saw each other two days ago
jisung!!!: jksdfhdsafghkashfgasfsag
jisung!!!: minho
jisung!!!: private chat
Felly: oh my god WHAT????
Hyuni: Is Jisung making moves or what's happening???
Binnie: I don't know but I ship it <3
innie!!!: maybe this time i don't hate feelings
Binnie: Even Innie likes it! That's the highest form of praise
innie!!!: yeah yeah okay
Monday 5:03 pm
[Private chat]: jisung!!!, MinHET
jisung!!!: Hey so
jisung!!!: i don't wanna make anything weird or whatever haha
jisung!!!: but how much of this is a joke to you?
jisung!!!: cause like
jisung!!!: i can't tell if you're flirting with me jokingly or not...?
MinHET: If I'm only flirting with someone as a joke, it doesn't continue for several weeks
jisung!!!: okay, so??
jisung!!!: what does that mean for you and me??
MinHET: I wouldn't flirt with the same one person over and over again if it was a joke
jisung!!!: so wait
jisung!!!: you've flirted with me over and over again, and never with anyone else in the gc
MinHET: Yes
jisung!!!: so like
jisung!!!: it's not a joke??
jisung!!!: or is it??
MinHET: Oh god I'm gonna have to say it
jisung!!!: yes, that would be very nice! i don't wanna assume anything
MinHET: I think I've pretty much spelled it out for you at this point, though
MinHET: There's not a lot left to be assumed
jisung!!!: oh yeah?? i think you just don't wanna say it outright
MinHET: It's not like you've said anything outright, either!
jisung!!!: okay, maybe not
jisung!!!: i think i'm obvious though?
MinHET: I think I'm obvious, too
jisung!!!: but what if that was just your personality and i assumed that your flirting wasn't a joke? then it would be really awkward
MinHET: Awkward isn't bad
jisung!!!: true
jisung!!!: kjhdsjkhfs okay we got off track
jisung!!!: so... your flirting is not a joke?
MinHET: No, it's not
MinHET: Or I think it started that way maybe? Or like, half joking
jisung!!!: am i high or is this actually happening right now
MinHET: JISUNG
jisung!!!: i'm not high right now, calm down!!
jisung!!!: ajdfhs this just doesn't feel real
MinHET: Come over to my place?
jisung!!!: now?
MinHET: Yeah, obviously
jisung!!!: dude remember who you're talking to
jisung!!!: obvious things aren't obvious when you have ✨anxiety✨ that thinks maybe you're just reading too much into things
MinHET: DUDE
MinHET: Did you really just dudezone me after all of that?? Cause I'm actually offended
jisung!!!: KJDHFSJDFKSH MINHO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
jisung!!!: cmon baby, don't be mad! it was just pure instinct!
MinHET: It got better when you called me baby, but then you said that you want to call me dude on instinct and it got worse again
jisung!!!: BABY
jisung!!!: i just meant that it's part of my natural vocabulary aksdhfjadsf
jisung!!!: baby i didn't mean to dudezone you pls dont be mad <3
jisung!!!:

MinHET: Okay, you've redeemed yourself
MinHET: Come over now?
jisung!!!: oh ive been on my way since you asked the first time
MinHET: Don't trip on the curb again
jisung!!!: that was ONE TIME ohmygod please let me live!!
MinHET: Sorry cutie ;)
jisung!!!: skhdsjfsdhfskjfds
jisung!!!: do you want me to throw a rock at your window?
MinHET: Why is that even a question?? Please don't
jisung!!!: ok :(
MinHET: Wait are you here already??
jisung!!!: i might have rushed a little
jisung!!!: FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE IM LITERALLY WEARING THE CLOTHES I SLEEP IN
MinHET: I hope you don't sleep naked...
MinHET: Or on second thought, maybe I do hope you sleep naked ;)
jisung!!!: i sleep in sweatpants and a tank top, which you would know if you looked out your window
MinHET: I don't see you there?
jisung!!!: yeah thats cause i'm in the building now
jisung!!!: open your door, im coming to (maybe) kiss you (if you let me)!
MinHET: Well then come over here and ask me ;)
Chapter 22: Oh? ;)
Summary:
Binnie: Is it just me or are Minho and Jisung a lot less subtle about their flirting these days?
Sugmin: I don't think they were ever subtle about it...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday 12:14 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: the wind is trying to make me flash
Dad: ...what?
Felly: the wind is about to blow my skirt up and make me flash my dick for the entire fucking campus
Felly: wtf is this weather??
Felly: this should not be allowed
MinHET: Are you not wearing underwear or what?
Felly: yes i am, but still :(
jisung!!!: this is why you should always wear security shorts under your skirt
Felly: is that an actual thing or are thos just regular shorts??
jisung!!!: idk?
jisung!!!: i have some bike shorts that are very short, so i usually just put those on under my skirts
Felly: ooh maybe i should do that!^^
jisung!!!: yeah lol, it makes you way less terrified of flashing in front of everyone just because it's a little windy out
Felly: lmao
MinHET: Sungieee
MinHET: Why have I never seen you in a skirt? :(
jisung!!!: oHMYGOD DONT POUT I CANT HANDLE THAT
MinHET: :((
jisung!!!: shit okay calm down
jisung!!!: i'm sitting by stage 5, you know, in the entrance to the dance and music building??
jisung!!!: and i'm wearing a skirt
MinHET: I'm zooming over there right now ;)
Binnie: Is it just me or are Minho and Jisung a lot less subtle about their flirting these days?
Sugmin: I don't think they were ever subtle about it...
innie!!!: seungmin has a point
innie!!!: minho being excited to see jisung in a skirt is one of the most subtle things they've done
Binnie: Okay MAYBE, but there's something funky with this, I'm calling it now!
MinHET: ;)
jisung!!!: okay sorry for changing the topic but i can't belive my boyfriend's name in the chat is still HET
jisung!!!: like the guy has a boyfriend, how is he a HET?
Dad: wait WHAT????
Felly: UR BOYFREN????!?!?
Hyuni: SINCE WHEN IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND??
Sugmin: Oh wow I wasn't expecting that! Congrats!
Binnie: I FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!
innie!!!: not surprised tbh
innie!!!: but congrats guys! i'm happy for you!
Felly: no but wait ACTUALLY??
Dad: How did this happen? Were you dating already when you had that whole flirting thing yesterday? Or was that what started this?
Hyuni: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Binnie: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US!!
jisung!!!: okay everyone calm down lol!
jisung!!!: it happened after we went to private chat yesterday, no we weren't dating before that, yes that was what started this
Felly: i cant belive u didnt panic text me abt minho yesteday!! u always do that!!
jisung!!!: ajdshfsjhdf dont expose me!!!
MinHET: Oh? ;)
Felly: jhsdgdhs i'm sorry but you DO!
Felly: ive had so many text convos with you when you were freaking out over minho
jisung!!!: i didn't really have time yesterday! we talked in private chat and then i went over to his apartment
Hyuni: OMG
MinHET: I am very interested in seeing these conversations
jisung!!!: no you're NOT shut up!
jisung!!!: anyway yeah that happened .D
Dad: I'm so happy for you both, oh my GOD it feels like two of my children are getting married :')
MinHET: Okay calm down, we're not your children
jisung!!!: i'm actually your grandchild
Dad: Right...
Dad: I still hate that, just so you know
jisung!!!: i know ^.^
Hyuni: Does this mean you two are going to be insufferable in the group chat from now on?
jisung!!!: bro
jisung!!!: we've BEEN insufferable in the group chat already!
Hyuni: That is a very fair point, you're absolutely right
Sugmin: It couldn't possible get any worse
Binnie: dONT JINX IT!!!
MinHET: I hope you know that both me and Jisung take that as a personal challenge
MinHET: You think it can't get any worse? Just wait and see ;)
Binnie: SEUNGMIN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?
Sugmin: Sometimes I don't consider my words before I type them and send them
Sugmin: I don't regret it tho
Binnie: BRO I will literally kill you, Minho and Jisung are gonna be so annoying now
Sugmin:

Binnie: SEUNGMIIIIIIN
jisung!!!: being annoying is in my DNA, so that's not seungmin's fault
jisung!!!: also lmao you're more annoying than i am
Binnie: RUDE???
jisung!!!: no not rude, it's just the truth
MinHET: Sometimes the truth is rude
jisung!!!: you're right, my mistake
jisung!!!: it's rude AND true! .D
Binnie: I see you're back at it again with the ugliest fucking smileys in the history of ever
jisung!!!: DUDE dont be fukcing ableist!!!!!
Binnie: hOW IS THAT AN ABLEIST THING TO SAY????
jisung!!!: i'm bringing some representation to this gc by including smileys that only have one eye!! are you saying that smileys need two eyes to be pretty!! well FUCK YOU!!
Sugmin: I gotta say, I like how half the group chat went dead as soon as binnie started talking
Binnie: Why does god hate me
Sugmin: I'm not god, but thanks! It's true that do hate you a lot :)
Binnie: what are you saying and wHY ARE YOU THANKING ME????
Sugmin: You said that god hates you
Sugmin: I hate you
Sugmin: In conclusion, I am god
Sugmin: I'm thanking you because I'm grateful that you recognize my righteous power and holyness!
Binnie: Stfu that's not even a real word
Sugmin: I'm an expert on languages and I say that real words don't exist, it's all just gibberish that we've assigned meaning to
Sugmin: And I'm assigning meaning to that string of gibberish, which makes it a word
Binnie: NO STOP
jisung!!!: he's not wrong tho
Binnie: WHERE DID EVERYONE ELSE GO I'M TIRED OF YOU GUYS AND YOUR BULLSHIT
MinHET: You're not special, everyone else already got tired of us
MinHET: That's why they left
Sugmin: Or maybe it's the middle of a day when we all have classes and they just left because they had other places to be?
MinHET: Nah, it's because they hate us
Sugmin: Ok.
Sugmin: But also, I just wanna add that if everyone else was still here they would not stop us from bullying you, Changbin
Sugmin: They would join in <3
jisung!!!: on behalf of hyunjin felix and jeongin, i agree with that
Sugmin: They would definitely bully you just as much as we do
MinHET: Chan maybe wouldn't join in but he also wouldn't stop us
MinHET: He would be laughing too much
Binnie:

jisung!!!: LMAO YES
Binnie: welp!
Binnie: I knew exactly what to expect when I opened this group chat but somehow I was still disappointed
Sugmin: That's on you, you shouldn't have had any expectations
Binnie: Yup!
jisung!!!: maybe next time don't
Binnie: don't...?
jisung!!!: just don't
Binnie: Don't do WHAT??
jisung!!!: idk, just don't
Binnie: Okay then...
Binnie: Thanks for today everyone, I don't have classes or anywhere to be for a while still but I don't feel like sticking around!
Binnie: The vibes are simply Not Right™
Sugmin: Bye Beanie
Binnie: ...
Sugmin: Would you believe me if I told you that my phone autocorrected that?
Binnie: :/
Sugmin set Binnie's name to Beanie
Sugmin: It's cute <3
Beanie: OKAY BYE
Tuesday 12:56 pm
[Private chat]: Beanie, Sugmin
Sugmin: Let me know if we ever take our teasing too far
Beanie: Awww you actually care about me?
Sugmin: :/
Beanie: CUTE
Beanie set Sugmin's name to Softmin
Beanie: UwU
Softmin: FUCK YOU
Softmin: But also, I'm serious
Softmin: Sometimes you'll have bad days and I hope you can tell us when you don't want us to tease you
Beanie: It's okay, it's funny! As long as it's not all the time
Softmin: Yeah
Softmin: Promise you'll say something if we ever cross a line?
Beanie: I promise that I'll tell someone at some point if anything bothers me
Softmin: ...that is a bit vague, but I'll allow it
Beanie: Thank you Softmin! <3
Softmin: ...
Softmin: <3
Notes:
i remember when i wrote this chapter, i thought it was so boring and i actually kind of hated it. looking back at it now, i realize the only reason i thought that was because i was tired. don’t trust your own judgment when you’re sleep deprived guys! youre just being bitchy because youre tired!
yes i’m mostly speaking to myself but maybe someone else is the same so remember! don’t trust your judgment when youre tired!
Chapter 23: Phobia
Summary:
Beanie: Good vibes are coming and there's NOTHING you can do to stop them!
Beanie: You will smile
Beanie: It will be a genuine smile :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Thursday 10:25 pm
[Private chat]: Hyunjin!, Chan!
Hyunjin!: Hi, can I talk to you about something?
Chan!: Of course, anything!
Chan!: What's up Hyuni?
Hyunjin!: This might sound a little silly, and I guess it is??
Hyunjin!: I literally have no reason to think like this but I'm a bit scared that one day, everyone will just forget the group chat and stop talking in it
Hyunjin!: Or maybe that we will start using it less and less until we never talk to each other
Chan!: That's not a silly thing to be afraid of! You don't wanna lose your friends, of course your feelings are valid
Hyunjin!: Yeah I know, it just seems like such a weird time to bring it up
Hyunjin!: It's not like anyone has been talking about leaving the gc or anything, everyone is still active super often
Chan!: Maybe it's because of how fast we all became really close to each other, that you're scared we can fall apart just as fast?
Hyunjin!: Yeah exactly! That's it
Hyunjin!: Or part of it, at least
Hyunjin!: I don't think it's going to happen but I still worry about it, if that makes sense??
Chan!: I get what you mean, but fears aren't always logical or realistic so don't invalidate your emotions just because you think they seem silly
Hyunjin!: Ajshddf I know
Hyunjin!: This really isn't like me at all, but I just feel so uneasy about it
Chan!: I think we've all felt that way at some point
Hyunjin!: You have?
Chan!: Yeah! I mean, personally I've definitely felt like that
Chan!: In the beginning, I used to worry that some of you felt obligated to stay in the group chat and that you weren't actually getting anything out of it
Hyunjin!: WHAT?? That's so far from the truth!!
Chan!: I know that now, and I think I knew it back then as well, but my feelings and my thoughts weren't on the same page
Chan!: It happens sometimes
Chan!: Even if I pretended not to be bothered, I did feel a bit worried
Hyunjin!: Why didn't you tell us??
Chan!: Like you said, it felt silly and I knew there wasn't really anything you could say that would prove that my feelings were false
Chan!: I needed a bit of time to realize that all of you liked being there
Chan!: Now I don't feel that way anymore : )
Hyunjin!: Well that's good!
Chan!: Do you know what you need to realize that your fear of everyone leaving is just a fear, and that it won't actually happen?
Hyunjin!: I'm not sure
Hyunjin!: Time, maybe?
Hyunjin!: You could all promise me that you won't leave, but those are just words until you prove that they're true
Chan!: That makes sense, I get that
Chan!: Hey, I had an idea!
Hyunjin!: Hm?
Chan!: Maybe we could have a support Sunday when we talk about fears?
Chan!: Obviously I won't force you to tell everyone else about this, but we all have fears and it could be nice for all of us to get some support!
Hyunjin!: Ooh yes! That sounds like a super cool idea! I'd be down
Chan!: Okay good! I'll ask the others later : )
Hyunjin!: I think I know that you guys won't leave all of a sudden with no explanation
Hyunjin!: It's just a feeling
Hyunjin!: Or like, I'm not trying to minimize my feelings! But that's all it is, you know? A fear, a feeling
Chan!: Yeah! exactly
Hyunjin!: Thank you Chan <3
Chan!: It's absolutely no problem! <3
Friday 11:50 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Beanie: Going from "I just wanna be happier" (BTS - Blue & gray) and then straight into "And you're gonna be happy" (BTS - 00:00) is such an experience
Beanie: Like, yes! You want to be happy, and you WILL be happy again!
jisung!!!: thats actually such a good emotinoal support song
Beanie: This fear and despair will not last forever! Good days are coming your way!
innie!!!: why does that lowkey sound like a threat?
Beanie: Good vibes are coming and there's NOTHING you can do to stop them!
Beanie: You will smile
Beanie: It will be a genuine smile :)
Felly: aww thats actually such a sweet thought
Beanie: And you wanna know the best part about it?
Beanie: It's true
Beanie: You will be happy again
Beanie: Tomorrow, in a week, in a month... Good days will come your way
Dad: Hey everyone! Speaking of feeling fear and despair
Dad: I had an idea for our next support Sunday!
Felly: oooh an idea! :D
Dad: Yeah! What if we talked a bit about fears?
Dad: Of course you can still share if there's anything else you wanna talk about, but I thought we could focus on that, if you're all down for it
Felly: that sounds great!!
Beanie: I really like that idea!
Dad: It doesn't have to be deep, you could just talk about how much you hate bugs if that's what you want
Dad: But it could also be serious
Dad: Everyone has fears and it can be scary to talk about them, but everyone here has always been really supportive, I don't think this would be any different
jisung!!!: true! im' down for a fear themed support sunday
innie!!!: me too
Dad: Great! : )
Dad: By the way, are Minho and Seungmin here?
Dad: I already told Hyunjin about my idea so I know he's okay with it, but I'd like to hear what everyone has to say
innie!!!: i'm pretty sure seungmin has some type of test or presentation or something today
Dad: Ah okay, I'll check with him later then
Dad: Minho?
jisung!!!: uhm
Dad: ...
Dad: Jisung, where's Minho?
jisung!!!: why would i know????
Dad: 1. Because you just said "uhm"
Dad: 2. You're dating him
Dad: 3. You're the person in this group chat who was with him most recently, from what I know
jisung!!!: oh yeah lol that's true
Dad: So do you know where he is?
jisung!!!: he fell asleep in the dance studio with me hehe
jisung!!!: i'm not gonna wake him up btw, he's really tired and also super cute
jisung!!!: and i also dont wanna experience his rage if i wake him up too soon
Dad: Ah okay
Dad: When he wakes up, can you ask him about the support Sunday thing?
jisung!!!: of course ^_^
Dad: Thanks!
Beanie: Chan and Jisung, do you wanna meet in the music studio later? I just had some lyric ideas
jisung!!!: omg yes okay! sounds fun .D
Dad: Of course! What type of lyrics are you thinking?
Beanie: Something about fears
Beanie: Like a phobia?
jisung!!!: ooh that has a lot of potential
jisung!!!: phobia~~
Dad: Yeah sure! 5 pm?
Beanie: Sounds good!
jisung!!!: yay! a plan was made ^_^
Notes:
i thought my vocal teacher messaged me and said "what the fuck" but turns out it was just sheet music for a song called "what the fuck". i thought she was pissed at me for a second lol
Chapter 24: here, queer and filled with fear!
Summary:
Dad: Uhm yeah? He's the second youngest
Beanie: I thought that was Felix???
jisung!!!: lmao beanie doesnt know our birthdays
Chapter Text
Sunday 8:00 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: im here, i'm queer and i'm filled with fear!
Felly: as we all are, for different things ^_^
Dad: Haha true! Everyone is afraid of something
jisung!!!: everyone is afraid of something, i just so happen to be afraid of many things .)
Hyuni: Lmao mood
MinHET: Fear? What's that?
MinHET: Isn't that a seventeen song?
Hyuni: LMAO
Dad: Oookay, let's get back on track! : )
Dad: I thought about it but I'm not really sure what the best way to do this support Sunday is?
Felly: we could just go in a circle and everyne gets to talk about whatever they want ^_^
Dad: Right! If that's cool with everyone, we could just go in age order or something?
Dad: Youngest to oldest just to spice things up
MinHET: Spicy ;)
Dad: Yes, spicy ;)
Dad: But for real
Dad: You don't have to talk about fears, but if you're willing to open up about what you're afraid of, please do!
Dad: It can be as deep as you want
Dad: Bugs or abandonment, whatever fear you wanna talk about!
jisung!!!: oki doki! sounds good!
innie!!!: am i going first then?
Dad: If that's okay with you?
innie!!!: yup
Dad: Then yes, please start!
innie!!!: okay so
innie!!!: yall already know i'm an empath and that i'm allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion /hj
innie!!!: and uhm
innie!!!: this might sound kinda stupid but feelings scare me? a little bit?
Hyuni: Don't invalidate your own fears! They're not stupid!
Dad: Hyunjin is right, some fears are illogical but they're never too stupid or too silly to be taken seriously
innie!!!: ajshdjfds,, okay yeah
innie!!!: it's just that a lot of people say that your power is supposed to be your "strength" or whatever, but being an empath has never made me feel stronger in any way?
innie!!!: i wouldn't say that feelings are my strength, at all
innie!!!: so i guess that's why it feels stupid to be afraid of them
Beanie: It's okay to be afraid of your power as long as you remember that sometimes, feelings are just feelings
Beanie: Not in an invalidating way, but in the sense that they shouldn't get to dictate how you feel about your power or about yourself
innie!!!: oh that's true
innie!!!: thanks for saying that
Dad: He's right!
Hyuni: Feelings are just feelings~~
Felly: that sounds like something my mum would embroider and put on the wall
Felly: lmao
Beanie: It's true though!
jisung!!!: it really is
innie!!!: but yeah, i guess that's something i'm afraid of
innie!!!: it gets better every day though! and this gc has helped a lot! ^.^
Felly: aww im glad you get support <3
Dad: Yes! <3
innie!!!: its not like it dictates my life or anything, i just get a bit uncomfy in some situations
innie!!!: but ive been trying to start small by watching emotional movies to get more used to emotions!
Dad: That's a really good idea! Starting with small things and getting used to something you're afraid of, that's really good
innie!!!: yeah! ^.^
innie!!!: anyway thats it for me, thanks for listening
Felly: thanks for telling us <3
Dad: Seungminnie, you're up!
Beanie: Wait what
Dad: Uhm yeah? He's the second youngest
Beanie: Wait WHAT????
Beanie: I thought that was Felix???
jisung!!!: lmao beanie doesnt know our brithdays
Sugmin: Honestly, I'm impressed that Chan does
Sugmin: And that he can remember them backwards as well!
Felly: yeah thats really imprissive!! ^_^
Dad: Lol yeah but ANYWAY!
Dad: Minnie's turn to talk : )
Sugmin: Well, I don't really have a lot to say
Dad: That's okay! You don't have to talk about fears if you don't want, it could be anything
Dad: Or nothing at all if you'd rather just listen today!
Sugmin: Maybe...?
Sugmin: I mean, I guess I just don't really know what I'm most afraid of
Sugmin: Obviously I'm not fearless but I have no idea how to explain it or even what the cause of it is
Dad: You could just ramble about it if you want? Sometimes that can help you figure it out
Sugmin: Thank you, but I don't think I want to, at least not right now
Sugmin: I'll just listen today, I think
Dad: That's perfectly fine! <3
jisung!!!: then its felly's turn! .D
Dad: Yup! Felix, wanna talk about your fears?
Felly: yo waddup broskis
Felly: im not sure how to say this but uhh
Felly: im a bit scared that people are gonna leave??
Felly: like, that friends are gonna leave me or whatever
Hyuni: Not true but your feelings are still valid <3
innie!!!: second that <3
Felly: ajdhfjd thank you!
Felly: but i guess part of it might be because of my power?
Felly: like, i know people dont trust me and i try my best not to use my power on anyone but sometimes i fail and it upsets them
Felly: and im not really mad that some people avoid me because id do te same thing if i were them!
Dad: You're doing your best already by having changed the way you talk, and that's good enough
Felly: haha yeah i guess what im trying to say is just that im a bit afraid that i will mess up and hurt people i care about with my power
Felly: or that they wont be able to be friends with me because its scary or whatever
jisung!!!: i could never stop being your friend beause of that
jisung!!!: i mean, i'm the same
Felly: <3
jisung!!!: <3
Beanie: We all know that you didn't chose that power yourself
Beanie: None of you did
Beanie: And sure, sometimes you will mess up, but it will never be something that defines you
Felly: thank you for saying that <3
MinHET: Beanie is right, you didn't chose your power and you're handling it to the best of your abilities
MinHET: You're doing good enough and none of us will leave if you accidentally use your power on us
Felly: hearing that doesnt relly stop me from worrying but its good to hear! thank you!
Dad: Right! Words are just words until you prove that you actually mean them, no matter how genuine they are
Felly: true ^_^
Felly: but yeah, sungie can talk now if he wants?
jisung!!!: oki doki!
MinHET: Sidenote but I've actually started saying "oki doki" to people after hearing Jisung and Felix say it so much
MinHET: I never said that before I met them
Felly: omg we exntanded your vucabulery!! ^O^
MinHET: That’s right! You did
MinHET: Anyway, Jisung was gonna speak :)
jisung!!!: okay hi
jisung!!!: im afraid of a lot of things?
jisung!!!: like, people?? are very scary i guess
jisung!!!: and a lot of it is because my power, so yeah
jisung!!!: people are scary
Dad: Because of the things you've heard when reading their minds?
jisung!!!: i mean, yeah?? a little bit??
jisung!!!: all the traumatic things i told yall about before, that's part of the reason why people are scary
jisung!!!: but also, they just are scary? even if i dont think they have scary thoughts
jisung!!!: idk, this isnt making a lot of sense, i'm sorry
Hyuni: No no, it's fine! Sometimes your feelings don't make sense but that doesn't mean they're not valid <3
Sugmin: Sometimes it's difficult to explain or even to understand how you feel about something
Sugmin: You don't have to make us understand, just try to express yourself
jisung!!!: ajdhds okay
jisung!!!: i guess i'm also a bit scared of myself, because i know that i could do really bad things with this power
jisung!!!: like, i could go through people's minds and use the stuff against them
jisung!!!: ive never actually done that but i COULD and that's scary to think about
Hyuni: I think the fact that you're afraid of that proves you would never do it
Hyuni: or even if you did, you would feel bad about it
Dad: Yeah! If you were fine with going through someone else's mind without consent, I would be a bit wary of you, but you just said that you're not
Beanie: The way you use your power says more about you than what your power is
jisung!!!: ajhfs yeah thats probably true
jisung!!!: thank u guys <3
jisung!!!: anyway i dont have a lot to say, hyuni can talk
Hyuni: I wasnt sure if I actually wanted to talk about this today, but I told Chan a few days ago and that's why he came up with the fear theme in the first place
innie!!!: ooh im curious to know what inspired that!
Hyuni: I know it's not very relevant or even a realistic fear but I was worried that this group would fall apart? Like, that all of us would just stop being friends out of nowhere?
Hyuni: Part of it is because of how fast we became friends so I'm worried that we could lose each other just as fast
Hyuni: And I've had a few days to think about this, which is why I know why I feel this way now haha
Hyuni: But I guess it just felt too good to be true? And it was a bit too sudden so my brain tells me that maybe it's not real even though I know that it is
innie!!!: brains are dumb sometimes
Hyuni: LMAO, felt that!
Beanie: Chan and Jisung and I wrote a song about that earlier this week
innie!!!: ...about brains being dumb??
Beanie: NO NO
Beanie: A song about being afraid people will leave you!
Beanie: It's called Phobia
Hyuni: Oh! Can we hear it?
Beanie: If Chan and Jisung are both okay with it?
jisung!!!: yeah .D
Dad: We could show it to you next week, if you wanna come to the studio?
Dad: Some of the lyrics are actually from the conversation I had with you a few days ago
Hyuni: Wow really???
Dad: Yeah! I went back and looked at that for inspiration when I was writing the lyrics
Hyuni: Woaaaah
Felly: hey wait i also wanna hear your song!!
MinHET: Me too
Dad: Asjkhjdfgd okay
Dad: You could all come to the music studio?
Felly: yay ^o^
Beanie: Hey wait we got off track, Hyuni was talking about his fear
Beanie: Please continue
Hyuni: Oh no I'm done! It's your turn
Beanie: Right
Beanie: Okay
Beanie: This isn't really a fear but I'm having a bit of a conflict with myself...?
Beanie: As much as I'm fine with not knowing my power, I wonder what it would be like if I found out what it was
Beanie: I also wonder what it will be like if I never find out
MinHET: Makes sense
MinHET: Everyone talks so much about powers all the time
Beanie: Yeah, and I'm not really afraid of finding out what my power is
Beanie: I'm also not afraid of NOT finding out my power because I don't need to know that to be complete, you know?
Dad: That's very true
Beanie: But I still wonder
Sugmin: Like Minho said, it makes sense
Sugmin: So many people act like it's an integral part of your identity (which it isn't!) so of course it would feel weird when you don't know what your power is
Sugmin: Not because you need to know, but because other people act like you do
Beanie: That's exactly it! I can't decide if I want to know or not because there's so much pressure on knowing
Beanie: I'm expected to know what it is, but I'm not sure if I actually want to
Beanie: This isn't exactly a fear but I suppose it's more of a worry?
Dad: I can't relate, but I definitely get what you mean
Hyuni: Your feelings are valid!
Hyuni: And you don't need to know what you want, if it happens, it happens
Beanie: Ah that's a good point
innie!!!: yaeah! you dont actually need to decide if you want to know or not
innie!!!: it'll happen if it happens and otherwise it won't happen ^.^
Beanie: LMAO, that's a funny sentence but it's also true!
Dad: You're the same person with or without a power
Felly: yup! it makes no difference to us!
Beanie: Thank you guys <3
Beanie: Minho it's your turn to talk
MinHET: Do I have to
Dad: Not at all! Only talk if you want to <3
Dad: And it doesn't have to be about fears unless you want us to know!
MinHET: I was kind of joking, but that's nice!
Dad: So do you wanna tell us about your fears?
MinHET: I'm not really down to be vulnerable right now
MinHET: But I don't like heights and that's ironic since I can fly
Felly: it makes sense tho
MinHET: Why
Felly: you told us that you got pshed of a rooftop so of course maybe u dont vibe with your power! or with heights in geeneral!
MinHET: Yeah that happened
Beanie: Is that why you never use your power? Because you're afraid of heights?
MinHET: I use my power to float up stairs
Beanie: LMAO that's not what I meant, but sure!
Beanie: It's a great way to avoid stairs!
innie!!!: flying is like a real life cheat code
MinHET: Lol
innie!!!: reality hack!
MinHET: But that's it for me today, next person please
Beanie: Bang Chan!
jisung!!!: channies turn <3
Felly: chris! ^O^
Dad: Haha yeah hi guys
Dad: When we decided to have a fear themed support Sunday, I was actually thinking about the same thing as Hyunjin
Dad: Being afraid of losing people
Dad: Which we already wrote a song about and kind of talked about
MinHET: You can talk about the same thing if that's what you want
Dad: I know, but I don't feel like it'll help anyone to just go over the same thing again! At least it won't help me
Dad: But I am also afraid of sleeping
Dad: Which might sound kind of ridiculous, but sleep deprivation is better than having nightmares that might come true
Hyuni: Your feelings are valid! But you need sleep to function!
Dad: Haha I know, and I do try to get some rest when I can
Dad: Maybe not a lot, but enough
jisung!!!: as long as u try your best <3
Dad: Thank you <3
MinHET: If you ever have nightmares, you can text us
MinHET: I'm sure at least one of us will be free to talk about it
Sugmin: Second that
innie!!!: yes! ask for help when you can! help is great!
Beanie: We don't even have to talk about nightmares if you don't want that
Beanie: You can just reach out to talk about whatever, if you feel like you need a distraction
Dad: Thank you guys, seriously
Dad: That means a lot to me
innie!!!: the same thing goes for everyone here!! reach out if u want, whenever u need help with ANYAHTING!!!
Sugmin: ^^same here
Felly: lol yeah i agree with innie!! ^_^
Beanie: I think we all do
jisung!!!: innie is always right
Dad: Debatable, but he's right this time at least!
Dad: but yeah that's all I had to say
innie!!!: sunday support squad meeting concluded?
Dad: Yeah? I guess it is : )
jisung!!!: thanks for today everyone see u tomororw!! <3
Felly: thanks for today ^O^
Hyuni: Thanks for today! <3
Chapter 25: Take care of yourself!
Summary:
MinHET: Have you never made bad decisions when you're tired?
Felly: not to brag but i dont even need to be tired to make bad decisions ^_^
Chapter Text
Monday 2:26 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: lol
jisung!!!: we all see minho as this independent, almost-adult person who doesn't really need anyone to look after him
jisung!!!: but he gets himself injured surprisingly often
Beanie: Wdym?
MinHET: I am literally an adult though? What do you mean ALMOST adult??
jisung!!!: no no, i know
jisung!!!: i meant that we almost see you as an adult!
jisung!!!: i know you are one, but we don't always see you that way 😊
MinHET: The way you see me literally does not affect my age?? At all??? I'm still an adult, no matter how you see me
jisung!!!: barely
Felly: i wanna know how he got injured!!
jisung!!!: ok so he wanted to be at the dance studio before 6 am this week! so he decided to wake up at 5!
Felly: ohmygod that suuuucks
jisung!!!: so he was trying to go to bed early the day before, right?
jisung!!!: around 9 pm he was trying to sleep
innie!!!: WHAT A HORROR STORY!
jisung!!!: but someone in his apartment building was being loud, right?
jisung!!!: so he couldn't sleep!
jisung!!!: but he was too tired to get up and tell them, so instead he just got mad and kicked the wall
jisung!!!: and he kicked it so hard that he got a bruise on his knee
Felly: omg MINHOOO
Dad: ...why
Dad: just why
MinHET: In my defense, I was very very tired
Beanie: HOW does that make it any better??
MinHET: Have you never made bad decisions when you're tired?
Felly: not to brag but i dont even need to be tired to make bad decisions ^_^
MinHET: Yeah okay that's fair
MinHET: but ANYWAY
MinHET: Just because I kicked a wall a bit too hard doesn't mean I need to get slandered in the group chat for it :/
jisung!!!: you also have a burn mark on your wrist from when you were boiling pasta two days ago
Dad: Omg Minho! Be careful!
MinHET: I was being careful!!!
Dad: Not careful enough!
MinHET: Look, Bang Chan...
MinHET: I actually don't care
Dad: BE CAREFUL PLEASE
Dad: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
MinHET: Yeah yeah okay
Dad: NO, NOT OKAY! Stop getting injured so much!
MinHET: This was only two very small injuries though
jisung!!!: your finger is also bruised
MinHET: Jisung.
jisung!!!: oh god, the punctuation... it intimidates me...
jisung!!!: i will not say anything else on this matter
Dad: No Jisung, please continue! What else has Minho done recently?
jisung!!!: for the sake of staying alive, i will remain quiet
MinHET: Good boy ;)
jisung!!!: ajksdhajfdagkdhs
Sugmin: I can't believe how much Minho just does not care
Sugmin: It's truly inspiring
innie!!!: omg seungmin is back i haven't seen him in forever
Sugmin: Yes hello Jeongin
Sugmin: I've had a big test to study for, but now I'm done with it :)
MinHET:

jisung!!!: MINHO NO < / 3
Dad: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
Dad: THIS IS A THREAT.
Hyuni: Hi I just got here
Hyuni: ...I think I'm just gonna leave again
Dad: NO DONT GO!
Hyuni: Why are you yelling I'm gonna cry
Dad: No no no I'm not yelling! I'm yelling at Minho!
Hyuni: But... that means you are yelling?
Dad: At Minho!
Hyuni: Then why did you say you're not yelling?
Dad: Ajkshdjhsfdsjh
Dad: Mayhaps I didn't think that statement through
Dad: But MOVING ON!
Dad: Minho! Be careful!
MinHET:

Beanie: I can't believe we're literally having a Meme Monday, but Minho is the only one who has sent any memes today :/
innie!!!: yeah lets stop talking about how irresponsible minho is and send some MEMES instead!!
Hyuni: Priorities
innie!!!: exactly!
jisung!!!: is it too soon for me to make jokes about drugs with you guys
innie!!!: nope, go ahead ^.^
jisung!!!:

innie!!!: LMFAO
Beanie: It's the awful cropping for me
Felly: thats so funny!
Felly: here i have one about yeets ^_^
Felly:
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innie!!!: LMFAO
Hyuni:

innie!!!: wait do you really wear crocs
Hyuni: I mean
Hyuni: Sometimes?
innie!!!: what the fuck
Felly: respect the drip karen!
innie!!!: crocs are not a drip
innie!!!: they are clearly a drop
Beanie: I can't tell if that makes sense, or if I just know you too well and that's why I know exactly what you mean
innie!!!: yeah tbh,,, i don't know either
Sugmin: Most things in this chat don't make sense
Sugmin: But everyone here is the same amount of stupid, so we know exactly what everyone else means when they say something stupid
Beanie: wAIT are you admitting that you're just as stupid as the rest of us???
Sugmin: Everyone here is stupid
Beanie: gasp
Beanie: YOU INDIRECTLY ADMITTED IT!
Sugmin: If you tell anyone else, I will deny it :)
Beanie: YOU STILL SAID IT <3
jisung!!!: smartmin isn't stupid though
jisung!!!: his name is literally smartmin
Beanie: It literally isn't?
innie!!!: in the cool kids group chat, it is!
Beanie: WHAT
jisung!!!: lol why is that surprising to you?
jisung!!!: he's smart and puns are fun!
Felly: omg guys wait i just had an pephihpahny!
Felly: sorry this is unrelated but i have to say it
Sugmin: You mean an epiphany?
Felly: yes!
Felly: heres my epiphany
Felly: this is all of us as emojis! (sorry to binnie for being an android user)
Beanie: It's okay, I think I'll get most of them somewhat accurate
Felly: okay here we go!
Felly: chris - 😊
Felly: minho - 😏
Felly: binnie - 😩
Felly: hyuni - 😱
Felly: sungie - 😗
Felly: seungmin - 😐
Felly: innie - 😇
Dad: That's actually pretty accurate
Dad: Thanks Lix!
Felly: ^O^
innie!!!: then this one would be felix - 😄
Felly: aww thank you!!
Sugmin: Cute
Hyuni: What a wholesome meme Monday! :D
Felly: the wholesomest <3
Hyuni: <3
Chapter 26: Relationship goals
Summary:
Dad: I vividly remember threatening your life
MinHET: And I vividly remember telling you that I don't care ;)
Dad: MINHO PLEASE
Notes:
i know i already responded to everyone but thanks for sending me animal pictures after last chapter!! i really appreciate it ❤️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Wednesday 4:56 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
MinHET: This is it
MinHET: JISUNG, I'm breaking up with you
jisung!!!: lmao no you're not
MinHET: :/
Dad: What's happening what's going on? Is everything ok?
MinHET: No
jisung!!!: yes ☺️💞
MinHET: JISUNG is forcing me to play roblox with him and I have no idea what I'm doing
jisung!!!: oh yeah ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO WATCH HIM STRUGGLE LMFAOOOO
MinHET: What the FUCK happened to my sandwich, JISUNG???
Beanie: ...did I come in at a weird time?
innie!!!: it's always a weird time in this gc
Beanie: True
jisung!!!: we were playing adopt me in roblox, and minho couldn't figure out how to eat his sandwich in the game
jisung!!!: then he accidentally ate the sandwich and started asking me where it went
jisung!!!: it was really funny to watch lmao
MinHET: BUT WHY DID MY DOG EAT MY ICECREAM CONE????
jisung!!!: minho pls
jisung!!!: calm down lol
MinHET: AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SANDWICH?????
Felly: lowkey wanna start playing roblox just to watch minho freak out over how the game works, lol
MinHET: AND WHY CAN'T I CHOSE IF I GET A CAT OR A DOG????? HUH?????
jisung!!!: oh yeah that's another funny thing that happened!
jisung!!!: minho brought a pet, and you can either get a cat or a dog but it's random so you can't decide which one you get
Hyuni: Aww no < / 3
jisung!!!: minho said that he wanted a cat, but he got a dog so i was like "ok i can give you a cat! it's fine, you'll have both!"
jisung!!!: so then he had both a cat AND a dog
jisung!!!: and guess what he named them?
Beanie: Idk, Kitty?
jisung!!!: yes
Beanie: Wait really??
jisung!!!: yeah, he really did
jisung!!!: one is named Kitty and the other one is named Doggy
Felly: lmao minho
Hyuni: That's so basic
Hyuni: I really wasn't expecting that from Minho, he's literally not basic in the slightest
jisung!!!: no no no!
jisung!!!: he named the dog Kitty, and the cat is named Doggy
Hyuni: Ah okay, that sounds more like Minho
Beanie: That's so confusing wtf
Felly: okay but why are mino and jsiugn ltraly relatinoship goals
Felly: i aspire to have what they have <3
Sugmin: Most of the right letters are in there but I feel like you may have written that a BIT fast
innie!!!: i've seen lix text irl and he types so fast it gets blurry to me
Felly: jisung forcing minho to play roblox is so cute tho!!
Felly: and minho agreed to play it because hes so soft for him <3
MinHET: LIES
MinHET: SLANDER
Beanie: Felix is right, you're so soft for Jisung, it's not even funny
MinHET: This is a hate crime ;(
Beanie: All we did was state FACTS!
MinHET: I'm not soft for JISUNG
MinHET: I'm not soft for anyone
MinHET: I am a vessel of darkness and chaos!
innie!!!: ok but why do you keep writing jisung in all caps? lmao
MinHET: I can't write JISUNG in lowercase, idk why
MinHET: My phone autocorrects it to all caps for some reason
jisung!!!: oh yeah lol i changed that when i borrowed your phone earlier
MinHET: JISUNG
MinHET: (that was meant to be all caps, just so you know)
jisung!!!: MINHO! .D
MinHET: NO STOP BEING CUTE IM TRYING TO BE MAD
jisung!!!: it's not working lol
MinHET: ;(
Dad: Are you guys still playing roblox together, or are you done?
jisung!!!: nah we finished a while ago
jisung!!!: we also played minecraft actually!
Felly: oooh i love mincraft!! <3
jisung!!!: minho let me join his minecraft server today
jisung!!!: and OMG i found out the cutest thing!!!
Felly: omg what?? :D
MinHET: JISUNG pls dont tell them
Beanie: Now you've got to tell us! Minho doesn't want you to, so you have to do it!
jisung!!!: i found out that minho has sheep named after me
Hyuni: AWWW!
Felly: i think that's a love language
Felly: naming your sheep after people, i mean
jisung!!!: i think so too <3
MinHET: I am a vessel of DARKNESS and CHAOS
MinHET: I am EVIL!
MinHET: Stop spearing LIES about me!!
jisung!!!: sure babe <3
MinHET: akjhsdfdsga
innie!!!: oh my god, did jisung just turn minho into a panicked gay???
innie!!!: i didn't know this was possible :0
Hyuni: Only Jisung could do something like this
Felly: wait omg guys sorry for changing the topic but ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!!!! TODAY!
Felly: did u know that??? :D
Sugmin: Our anniversary?
Felly: yes :D
innie!!!: anniversary of what?
Felly: two months since chris made this group chat!! :D
Felly: two months of knowing u dumbasses ^_^
Beanie: Damn wtf I cant believe its been two months??
Hyuni: This group chat was made yesterday
Hyuni: We all met through this group chat that was made yesterday, but I have known you guys for years
innie!!!: yeah that's what it feels like!
Beanie: It's been an eternity, but it also hasn't even been a week
Hyuni: Exactly!!
Hyuni: That's how it feels when I think about this group chat :(
jisung!!!: okay but same
Felly: is that a good thing or not? lol
jisung!!!: good? i think?
innie!!!: well its not a bad thing!
innie!!!: its just a thing, you know
Felly: ah yeah
Felly: by the way i just ran alll the way to jisungs dorm becase i wanted to watch minho be soft for jisung
Beanie: So basically, you're third-wheeling them right now?
Felly: lol yes
Felly: they just made out right in front of me akdshfdgj
innie!!!: you poor soul
Dad: Why are you still there
Felly: becase!!!
Felly: idk i dont have anything better to do :p
Hyuni: That's fair lol
Felly: ANYWAY they made out with each other
Felly: and then when they pulled away, minho was like "okay so i don't actually have any feeling in my lips"
Felly: and jisung is like "tf???"
Felly: and apparently both of their lips have been numb the entire time that they were making out akshhdjdk
Dad: wait WHY ARE THEIR LIPS NUMB ARE THEY OKAY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN??
MinHET: It's either from when I burned myself on Jisung's hot chocolate, or because I ate too many salt & vinegar chips
MinHET: Jisung also ate chips and drank tea so our lips are both numb for the same reason
MinHET: Not sure which reason, but it's one of those
Dad: Didn't I threaten you to take more care of yourself recently?
Dad: I vividly remember threatening your life
MinHET: And I vividly remember telling you that I don't care ;)
Dad: MINHO PLEASE
MinHET:

jisung!!!: LMAO
jisung!!!: this is why im dating you
Beanie: That is such a good meme
Hyuni: Top tier meme!
innie!!!: i love the raccoon hes so sweet
innie!!!: such a baby
innie!!!: 10/10 would give him the cupcake with the most fucked up frosting in my batch
Felly: OHMYGOSH DO U HAVE CUPCAKES???
innie!!!: yeah lol me and my roommate wanted sweets but cant really bake so we decided to do the easiest thing we could think of and bought almost finished cupcakes and only did the frosting ourselves
Felly: can i have some? <3
innie!!!: ofc ^.^
Dad: Felix is just rotating between our dorms/apartments based on where he gets the best food and/or entertainment
Felly: i wont deny that
Beanie: Lol
Dad: bUT MINHO, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
MinHET: Bring it on ;)
Dad: I know where Jisung's dorm is
Dad: And I know that you're there right now
Dad: I am coming : )
MinHET: Bring it, bitch boy
Dad: You will regret defying me
MinHET: My only regret is that I didn't do it earlier
Dad: See you soon : )
jisung!!!: wait
jisung!!!: is he actually on his way to my dorm right now?
jisung!!!: chan
jisung!!!: channie
jisung!!!: chan pls
Felly: miss chan? miss chan?
Hyuni: Oh my god he fucking ded
jisung!!!: welp
jisung!!!: having a boyfriend was fun while it lasted!
jisung!!!: cant believe im about to be widowed at such a young age .(
Beanie: First of all, you're not married
Beanie: Second, Chan probably won't kill him
jisung!!!: I Can't Believe I'm About To Be Widowed At Such A Young Age .(
Beanie: Ok.
Notes:
minsung playing roblox is exactly what happened when my sister forced me to play. i swear the sandwich just DISAPPEARED!!! Doggy the cat and Kitty the dog are also the same names that i gave to my animals when i played lol
Chapter 27: this is so unsexy < / 3
Summary:
jisung!!!: what's wrong lix? <3
fliplix: your boyfriend is coming for my ass, thats whats wrong!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 7:07 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Felly: fun fact
Felly: i tried to become abdidexrtus in 7th grade because i was really bored
Felly: i didnT became abmidexrtus becase i gave up (lmao), but now i am ambidetrxus when i do my makeup for some reason?? lol
jisung!!!: wait wdym?
Felly: like, i do my makeup with both hands, but the rest of the time i'm right handed
Felly: its only when i do my makeup that i can use both hands
Hyuni: Oh wait that's kinda cool though!
jisung!!!: minho is ambidextrous!! .D
Beanie: Wait what
Beanie: Since when???
jisung!!!: wdym? he always has been
Beanie: WHAT
Beanie: I THIUGHT HE WAS RIGHT HANDED??!?
MinHET: lol no
jisung!!!: he eats with his right hand when he's with us, because we're all right handed so he doesn't wanna bump elbows with anyone ^.^
jisung!!!: he used to eat with his left hand before he met us
Hyuni: Aww that's so kind of him to change the way he eats when he's with us!
MinHET: Wait no stop
MinHET: I don't wanna be kind, I wanna be evil
MinHET: this is so unsexy < / 3
Beanie: Ha! You've been exposed! You're a softie at heart <3
MinHET: this is literally so rude
MinHET: I'm evil! A villain!! A SEXY villain!!!
jisung!!!: and a nice villain who changes his eating habits just for us <3
MinHET: NO!
MinHET: THIS IS SLANDER!
MinHET: STOP IT!
Hyuni: Sexy villain Minho
Felly: ngl, i can kinda see it
Felly: he definitely has the vibes
innie!!!: i mean, i think we always knew that minho isn't actually evil
Dad: Yeah he just likes to pretend
Dad: We all know his true self : )
MinHET: Stop this isn't funny
Beanie: hahahahhahaha
MinHET: I'm evil < / 3
jisung!!!: sure babe
jisung!!!: you're the evilest bunny out there <3
Felly: oMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IJUST THOUGHT OF SOMETIGN HILARIOUS
Hyuni: What is it? :D
Felly: minho + bunny = minny!
Hyuni: "MiNnY"
Beanie: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
innie!!!: LMFAO
jisung!!! set MinHET's name to Minny
Minny: What the FUCK Jisung???
jisung!!!: .D
jisung!!!: hey, your phone doesn't automatically capitalize my entire name anymore!
Minny: Yeah I figured out how to change it lol
Minny: But still!!
Minny: What the FUCK?
jisung!!!: in my defense, i'm not the one who came up with it
Minny: LEE FELIX YONGBOK!
Felly: oh god im gonna jump
jisung!!!: do a flip!
Felly set their name to fliplix
jisung!!!: no wait i'm more supportive than this
jisung!!!: what's wrong lix? <3
fliplix: your boyfriend is coming for my ass, thats whats wrong!
jisung!!!: akjsdfhskdjhfs,,, right
Minny: You're on thin motherfucking ice, Yongbok ;)
fliplix: ahsgdjafasghfs
fliplix: how did you even find out about that name??
Minny: I have my ways ;)
fliplix: ofc u do
fliplix: idk why im surprised
Minny: Okay but I'm not actually upset about this name, it is kind of funny
Beanie: HA! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE A SOFTIE AT HEART!
Minny: Shut the fuck up, Seo Changbin
Beanie: No :)
Minny: Okay then
Minny: You have chosen violence ;)
Beanie: wait what
Beanie: No I haven't
Beanie: Minho wait stop
Minny: ;)
Beanie: WHAT IS HAPPENING
jisung!!!: rip in peace, binnieboi <3
fliplix: LMAO that name looks really funny!
fliplix: binnie boy
innie!!!: it's funny when you say it out loud, too!
Beanie: WHERE DID MINHO GO
Beanie: WHY ISNT HE ANSWERING ANYMORE??
jisung!!!: i will miss you, binnie boi <3
Beanie: JISUNG
Beanie: WHAT??
Beanie: WHERE DID MINHO GO???
Minny: I will see you soon, Binnie boi ;)
Beanie:

fliplix: okay but what is minho actually gonna do?
fliplix: its not like hes actually evil
fliplix: i dont get why ure so afraid
Hyuni: He stuffed wet tissues in my mouth once!
fliplix: WHAT
Hyuni: And he's always threatening to put me in the air fryer :(
innie!!!: you probably deserve that
Hyuni: HEY!!!
innie!!!: what?
innie!!!: you love provoking minho
innie!!!: i think you have a death wish
Hyuni: I just like to test limits!
Beanie: GUYS
Beanie: AM I DYING OR NOT???
Hyuni: Maybe he'll stuff wet tissues in your mouth, too!
Beanie: IM LOCKING THE DOOR RIGHT NOW
Beanie: HE CANT GET TO ME!!!!
jisung!!!: he probably can, it's not like locks have stopped him before
Dad: ...I feel like there's a story behind that statement and I'm not sure if I wanna hear it or not
jisung!!!: that's ok! i'll tell it even though you didn't ask ^.^
Dad: Great : )
jisung!!!: so i was napping in my dorm one time and the door was locked
jisung!!!: cause, you know
jisung!!!: i'm not tryna get murdered in my sleep
Sugmin: Yeah you're right, that's a really lame way to die
jisung!!!: ??? and also, i just don't want to die ???
Sugmin: Oh yeah that too
jisung!!!: ...
jisung!!!: so anyway
jisung!!!: minho spammed my phone because he wanted to hang out but i didnt reply cause i was asleep, obviously
jisung!!!: so then he came to my dorm anyway
jisung!!!: and he decided to come in through the window since the door was locked
Dad: Wait... isn't your dorm on the third floor or something?
jisung!!!: the 4th floor, actually
Dad: oHMYGOD MINHO WHAT THE FUCK
Dad: ISNT HE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS????
jisung!!!: yeah lol he did not have a great time out there
Dad: OHMYGOD
jisung!!!: but he can fly, so it was fine! mostly!
flipflix: aww minho is willing to go to such lengths (more like heights lmao) just to hang out with you <3
fliplix: he really is such a softie at heart
Hyuni: Minho takes one step forward on his villain agenda, and then someone exposes him and he's pushed two steps back again
fliplix: LMAO accruate!
jisung!!!: you know what
jisung!!!: why can't he be both?
jisung!!!: he can be a softie AND a villain
jisung!!!: he has the range! i believe in him
innie!!!: that's a really good point
Hyuni: Hmm... you're probably right
fliplix: oooh yes! :D
Minny: NO SOFT
Minny: ONLY SEXY VILLAIN <3
jisung!!!: but you ARE soft! sometimes! and that's not a bad thing <3
Minny: I will allow it only this once
jisung: yay ily! .D
Minny: Okay
jisung!!!: minho say it back!!!
Minny: it back
jisung!!!: NO!
jisung!!!: ILY!!
Minny: Aww <3
jisung!!!: MINHOOOOO
jisung!!!: SAY IT BACK!!!
Minny: No, I don't think I will ;)
Friday 7:44 pm
[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3
Minny: Just kidding
Minny: ily2 sungie ❤️
Notes:
unrelated to the chapter, but i bought noeasy yesterday and i pulled photocards of both my biases in the same album for the first time ever. i just had to brag about that ahahhaha okay that's all i had to say thank u bye
Chapter 28: How can I help?
Summary:
jisung!!!: i'm not suicidal but i genuinely don't care about what happens to me, so i didn't care about potential side effects
jisung!!!: what could be worse than reading minds, anyway?
TW/// drugs, addiction
Chapter Text
Saturday 6:23 pm
[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3
jisung!!!: Minho, i have something to tell you
jisung!!!: i'm so sorry for putting this on you
jisung!!!: i just feel more comfortable telling you than anyone else
Minny: Putting what on me? You haven't told me anything yet
jisung!!!: yeah well i'm about to
jisung!!!: but only if you're willing to hear about it?
jisung!!!: and emotionally available, it's perfectly ok if you're not! we could talk about this later or i could find someone else to tell about it, no pressure
Minny: What is it Hannie?
jisung!!!: remember when i told you that i used to take pills that wiped my short-term memory?
Minny: Yeah, I remember
Minny: Is that what this is about?
jisung!!!: kind of
jisung!!!: i didn't tell you about that in detail, but i wasn't just taking pills randomly when i overheard something horrible
jisung!!!: i took them everyday, sometimes more than once, and the only reason i stopped is because i had a seizure and got into the hospital
Minny: I hope you're okay now
jisung!!!: well yeah, it got better for a while
jisung!!!: i had my old dealer's number blocked, but he has a new phone and reached out to me a few weeks ago
Minny: And you responded?
jisung!!!: i told him i wasn't interested, that i couldn't go back to that
jisung!!!: then he said that he had something new, something that wouldn't damage my memory like the other pills had
jisung!!!: a power suppressant
jisung!!!: instead of wiping my memory after reading someone's mind, i could prevent it from happening in the first place
Minny: You said yes, right? That's what you're here to tell me
jisung!!!: he didn't ask
jisung!!!: he said he'd give me a free sample and that i could do whatever i wanted with it
Minny: Did you take it?
jisung!!!: it sounded like exactly what i wanted!! something that would make me stop reading minds entirely
jisung!!!: i'm not suicidal but i genuinely don't care about what happens to me, so i didn't care about potential side effects
jisung!!!: what could be worse than reading minds, anyway?
Minny: Hannie, I'm sorry
jisung!!!: why are YOU sorry??
Minny: I'm sorry you've gone through this
Minny: You've seemed off for a few weeks now, I'm sorry for not asking about it
jisung!!!: you did, though
jisung!!!: i'm the one who kept saying i was fine and told you not to worry
Minny: But I was worried and I should have showed it more
jisung!!!: stop, no
jisung!!!: you didn't know
jisung!!!: you don't get to blame yourself for my stupid decisions
Minny: Hey, don't call yourself stupid! You deal with a lot of awful shit every day and you're looking for ways to cope
Minny: I'm not sure I would've done anything different in your situation
Minny: How can I help?
jisung!!!: i don't know
jisung!!!: i'm trying to stop, i promise
Minny: I believe you, love
Minny: Is there anything I can do to help you?
jisung!!!: just be here, i guess
Minny: Of course
Minny: You don't have to ask
jisung!!!: i've blocked his number again and i don't have any pills left
jisung!!!: i haven't taken them in a few days
Minny: Jisung it's okay, you don't have to prove anything to me
jisung!!!: i know i know, i just need you to know
Minny: Okay
jisung!!!: and also, i might not be very active the next few days so could you please tell the others that i'm sick or something?
Minny: Are you?
jisung!!!: am i what?
Minny: Sick?
Minny: Like, does withdrawal make you sick?
jisung!!!: yeah i guess
Minny: Don't lock your door during the days
jisung!!!: what
jisung!!!: minho, what?
Minny: Or are you going to your classes still?
jisung!!!: no, not for a few days at least
jisung!!!: i don't think i'm up for that
Minny: Okay, then don't lock your door during the days
jisung!!!: why???
Minny: If your door is locked, I can't get inside
Minny: Duh
jisung!!!: no wait you dont have to come over
jisung!!!: im really ugly and disgusting right now
Minny: And?
jisung!!!: and i dont wanna be seen like this??? wdym AND???
Minny: But you said yourself that you feel sick
jisung!!!: well yeah cause my body is adjusting to not being on drugs
jisung!!!: it happens
Minny: Yeah, so I'm coming over
jisung!!!: i havent showered in three days
Minny: I don't care
jisung!!!: its not nice to see
Minny: I still don't care
Minny: That doesn't change anything
jisung!!!: akjsdhsgfjjf
Minny: Does that keyboard smash mean that you'll keep your door unlocked for me? :)
jisung!!!: i mean
jisung!!!: i guess
Minny: No, don't guess
Minny: Yes or no?
jisung!!!: yes okay Fine! i will unlock my door for you!
Minny: Thank you :)
jisung!!!: it should be me thanking you
Minny: Too late, I said it first <3
jisung!!!: akjshfhsdj
jisung!!!: <3
Chapter 29: time to bare our souls and cry
Summary:
innie!!!: goodnight to everyone except seo changbin
innie!!!: i hope you trip on a carpet and faceplant on a lego
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Sunday 7:59 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!: it's that time of the week again
innie!!!: time to bare our souls and cry together
Beanie: I don't think I've ever actually cried on a support Sunday, but yeah you're right!
Sugmin: ...how can he be right when you just said that he's wrong?
Beanie: Don't question my logic please
Beanie: I don't know what goes on in my own head
Minny: jisung says "lol accurate"
innie!!!: does he not have his phone?
Minny: Yes he does, he just doesn't feel like talking
Minny: He's reading the chat over my shoulder
fliplix: oh oki! hi sungie .D
Minny: He is now smiling and flapping his sleeves excitedly
Minny: "omg lixie used the one eye smiley!"
fliplix: yes i did ^_^
Dad: How is everyone today? Ready for support Sunday? : )
fliplix: i am TIRED but ECITE!! .D
fliplix: and since jisng isn't talking ill take over the one eye smileys for today!
fliplix: for the repseresentation!
Minny: "omg i'm so proud of my baby" -jisung
fliplix: ^o^
Beanie: Since when is Lix his baby?
fliplix: wdym? ive always been baby :(
Beanie: Okay never mind question retracted please continue!
fliplix: but yeah thats how im doing today ^_^
fliplix: everyone else?
Hyuni: I don't really feel like talking today, is that okay?
Dad: Of course Hyuni! It's always okay
Hyuni: Oki thanks ^.^
innie!!!: i watched a sad movie today so im sad
innie!!!: but i'm actually pretty fine despite that!
Dad: That's good!
Beanie: You all know that I talk to my mom once a week, and today wasn't as bad as usual!
Beanie: She mentioned something about food related powers, but that was it
Beanie: None of the usual nagging
Dad: That's really good, I'm happy for you!
Beanie: :)
Dad: Minho? Seungmin?
Minny: I've been with Jisung all day, so it's been good :)
Dad: Glad to hear that!
Dad: Minnie? Are you here?
Sugmin: Yeah
Dad: How are you? : )
Sugmin: I was talking to my dad on the phone earlier
Sugmin: Just out of curiosity, how do your parents feel about your choice of education?
Sugmin: Since this is a fine arts college and all that
fliplix: yOu ShOuLd gEt A rEaL eDuCaTioN
innie!!!: "You'll never get a real job if you study music!"
Minny: "that's so shitty of them wtf" -jisung
Minny: Wait now he says he has a funny story to share about real jobs
fliplix: PLEASE tell a funny story because this is realy sad if I think too much about it
Minny: Jisung is getting his phone out
jisung!!!: hi hello
fliplix: hi sungie! .D
jisung!!!: lix!!! .D
fliplix: what's the funny story??
jisung!!!: okay SO, my sister asked what i wanna be when i grow up so i said "a songwriter" and she was like "but that's not a REAL job"
jisung!!!: and i was like "wtf?? youre twelve youre not supposed to say stuff like that"
jisung!!!: so then i asked her what she wants to be when she grows up and she said "a dancer"
fliplix: wait what
jisung!!!: YEAH
jisung!!!: HOW TF IS DANCING A REAL JOB IF SONGWRITING ISN'T?????
jisung!!!: AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A JUDGMENTAL BITCH!!!!
Hyuni: LMAO that makes no sense
Sugmin: So she doesn't think songwriter is a real job, but she thinks being a dancer is? Lol
Sugmin: Either they're both "real jobs" or they're both not "real jobs"
fliplix: omg lmfao how old is your sister?
Minny: Jisung already put his phone away but he says that she's 14 now, but this happened two years ago
fliplix: akshhdjd
fliplix: your sister sounds like a parent when she says that
Minny: True
Beanie: Actually... the whole "real jobs" thing is very weird
Beanie: Like, where do you draw the line?
innie!!!: YES exactly!
Beanie: Is a sound technician not a real job if they're soundchecking for a concert? Since obviously the musician on stage doesn't have a real job, so that means sound techs can't have real jobs either, right?
Beanie: But do they have jobs when they're soundchecking for a speech instead of a concert? Does their job count as a "real job" some of the time, and some of the time not?
Beanie: It's very weird
Dad: Painter is a real job if you paint houses/fences/stuff like that, but not if you make paintings
Dad: (that is NOT my opinion by the way, I'm just saying)
Minny: Do you need to be successful in art jobs for them to count as "real jobs"?
Dad: Ooh maybe that's what people mean when they say that some jobs aren't "real jobs"!
Dad: If you're not a famous painter, it's not a real job, but Picasso had a real job because he was successful at it
Dad: (again, this is not my opinion. I don't agree with this)
Minny: but then shouldn't that be true for other jobs, as well?
Minny: Someone who works at mcdonalds can't have a "real job" because that's less successful than someone who works at a 5 star restaurant
Beanie: Hmmm...
Sugmin: This is weird. Why can't all jobs just be acknowledged as real jobs?
fliplix: exactly!!!
Dad: Is this what you were talking to your dad about earlier, Seungmin?
Sugmin: Kind of
Sugmin: I'm a bit confused about whether or not he supports me, because he helped me out when I was applying for my photography major
Sugmin: But now he keeps bringing up how photography will most likely be nothing more than a hobby and that I could make a more stable income if I focused on languages
Sugmin: Since I know a lot of languages, he thinks I should be a translator or something
Sugmin: Says I could secure my future if I decided to focus on that after college instead of photography
Beanie: Okay, to be realistic, it is harder to find art jobs, at least if you want to be able to pay for food and housing and everything else you need to live
Beanie: A lot of people aren't able to live solely on their art
Beanie: But I fail to see how that makes it unworthy of your time?
Minny: Same
Beanie: A lot of people have jobs that you don't need a specific education for, while still doing their art through freelance
Beanie: And maybe later, once you have more experience and have made more of a name for yourself, it's possible to live solely off of your art
Sugmin: That's true, and it's not like I ever thought I could just take pictures all day and somehow earn enough money to afford everything needed to live
Sugmin: I just find it weird how my dad seems to want me to completely give up photography as soon as I graduate
Beanie: Of course! And I don't think you should!
Dad: None of us think that, not as long as photography makes you happy
Sugmin: I've thought about being a translator before, and I think it would be nice? But I don't want to do it just because my dad said it
Sugmin: And I still want to keep working with photography in whatever way I can
Beanie: We're all art people so I think we can relate to that at least a little bit
fliplix: yeah!! its true that u need money to live but if something makes u happy, its always worth doing ^_^
Dad: A lot of people change jobs throughout their life, you won't have to make one decision and then stick with forever
Dad: It's okay to change your mind or try out different ways of doing things, and maybe it'll take time to find balance between photography and whatever other job you might have, but I think it'll be worth it in the end!
Sugmin: Yeah, I think so too
Sugmin: Anyway that was a lot, I don't really have much else to say about it
fliplix: oki doki! thanks for sharing!
Sugmin: <3
fliplix: <3
Dad: Does anyone else wanna bring something up? : )
Minny: I'm about to fall asleep
Beanie: I've had a pretty great week so I hope everyone here also gets to have a great week soon!
innie!!!: aw thank u
innie!!!: i sometimes like you a little more than i act like i do!
Beanie: THANK YOU OMG!!! <3 <3 <3
innie!!!: ...if youre gonna act like that, i take it back
Beanie: NO TAKEBACKS!!! YOU SAID IT <3 <3 <3
innie!!!: :(
Dad: Okay ANYWAY!
Dad: I guess we'll say goodnight, then?
Hyuni: Good night! ^.^
innie!!!: goodnight to everyone except seo changbin
innie!!!: i hope you trip on your carpet and faceplant on a lego
Beanie: THATS SO RUDE WTF
innie!!!: yeah i feel like i was too nice to you earlier
innie!!!: gotta keep you on your toes ^.^
Beanie: :/
innie!!!: just kidding, i think you're a solid dude
Beanie: !!! :D
Dad: ...
Dad: Anyway, goodnight! : )
Notes:
I am currently reading up on music distribution services and all that goes into publishing songs on streaming platforms and WOAH it's a lot
in other news, jisung's sister telling him that songwriter isn't a "real job" but then saying that she wants to be a dancer is something my sister actually said to me, except she was like… 8 when that happened, and it just sounded so funny coming from her lmfao
Chapter 30: Pigeon
Summary:
Beanie: I would never say it to his face, but I actually miss that tall ass bean stalk
fliplix: OMG DONT CALL HYUNJIN THAT!!!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday 7:13 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: hi everyone i am awake and i'm going to make it your problem! ^_^
fliplix: important qestion
fliplix: would you rather live as a pigeon, or live with a pigeon?
Sugmin: I'd live with a pigeon
innie!!!: i would live as a pigeon
innie!!!: why would you live with a pigeon???
Sugmin: Why would you live AS a pigeon?
innie!!!: so i could fly wherever i want to
innie!!!: also i wouldn't have to pay for anything because pigeons don't have capitalism
Sugmin: But you wouldn't be able to do anything you normally do
Sugmin: Your whole life would be ruined
innie!!!: and thank god for that lmao this bitch is a MESS!
Sugmin: ...
fliplix: okay so what about everyone else?
fliplix: live with a pigeon or as a pigeon??
Minny: With a pigeon, no hesitation
jisung!!!: as a pigeon for sure!
fliplix: okay
fliplix: why?
jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: the demon in question is actually a pigeon, so yeah that's why .)
Beanie: Pigeon
fliplix: what?
Beanie: Idk
Beanie: pigeons? are real??
fliplix: dude wtf, yeah of course they are??? why is that even a qestion??
Beanie: That just seems like such bullshit to me
Beanie: Like, how are they real???
fliplix: yOURE bullshit!
Beanie: True lmao
fliplix: bro... you ok?
Beanie: YES LMAO I'M JOKING!!
fliplix: oh okay! ^_^
fliplix: wAIT ITS MEME MONDAY AND I HAVENT SENT ANY MEMES YET!!!
fliplix: HANG ON THIS IS A NATIOAAL CRISIS!!!!!!
Dad: It's okay Lixie, you don't have to send memes just because it's a meme Monday
innie!!!: he's lying
innie!!!: you have to send a meme or you'll get decapitated
Dad: By who?
innie!!!: the government
Dad: What
innie!!!: yeah idk either
innie!!!: some laws are really weird
Dad: I'm pretty sure that's not an actual law, but okay...
fliplix:

fliplix: me to myself last night as i convinced myself that i would still be able to sleep even if i watched a scary movie right before bed, lmao
innie!!!: i feel like youre the type of person who gets really scared by horror movies
fliplix: i have no shame in admitting that lmao
Dad: Then why would you watch one right before bed??
fliplix: did u not see the dark kermit meme i sent you??
fliplix: that was my thot prosess yesterday ^_^
Sugmin: ...
innie!!!: ...
Beanie: LMFAO
Dad: Lix, take a look at the message you just sent and the typo you made
fliplix: omfg that is SO funny!!!
fliplix: "mY thOT pRocEss"
fliplix: all my thoughts are made by this little frog who lives inside my head
fliplix: shes a thot <3
innie!!!: lol
Dad: Speaking of frogs, I feel like I haven't seen Kermit in AGES!
Dad: How's he doing, Innie?
innie!!!: kermit is doing fine ^.^
Dad: Aww, I'm glad to hear that!
innie!!!: someone in my class actually got him one of those paper crows that you get at burger king
innie!!!: every time i bring kermit to class now, he gets the burger king crown and his usual seat at the front of the room
innie!!!: i'd say the kermit cult is progressing nicely
Dad: ...the what now
innie!!!: anyway!
innie!!!: why have i barely seen minho and jisung in the chat today?
innie!!!: and hyuni hasn't been here at all :(
Minny: Jisung fell asleep a few minutes ago
Sugmin: Is he sick? I haven't seen him at all today and we usually have lunch at the same time on Mondays
Minny: Yeah, he's sick
fliplix: oh no D:
fliplix: i hope he gets better soon! <3
Minny: I'll tell him you said that the next time he wakes up
Dad: Take good care of him!
Minny: I will
Dad: I don't doubt it <3
Minny: ...
Minny: Just this once, I will ignore how you're implying that I'm soft for him
Dad: I actually meant that you're just a nice person in general!
Dad: It's not just to Jisung, even though it's a bit more obvious when it comes to him : )
Minny: NOPE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN
Beanie: lmfao
Minny: I'M AN EVIL SEXY VILLAIN AND I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!
Dad: Okay okay, fine, calm down!
Dad: Either way, where's Hyunjin then?
fliplix: he wasn't in class today!
fliplix: i think he might be sick too :(
innie!!!: awww no < / 3
Beanie: I would never say it to his face, but I actually miss that tall ass bean stalk
fliplix: OMG DONT CALL HYUNJIN THAT!!!
Sugmin: LMAO that is so funny!
Sugmin: If he was here I would change his name in the chat, but I don't wanna do that behind his back
Beanie: Yeah same it just feels wrong
Sugmin: Exactly
fliplix: now that weve solved all the mysteires (yay!), i wanna go back to an earlier topic
fliplix: chris! binnie!
fliplix: would you rather live AS a pigeon or WITH a pigeon?
Dad: I really couldn't say
Dad: Both options have their perks
Beanie: Live with a pigeon! I couldn't make music if I was a pigeon and also, I would probably have to eat trash
Sugmin: You would probably eat too much gum and die lol
Beanie: Why would you think that of me? :(
Sugmin: Because you're pretty stupid
Beanie: HEY!
Sugmin: It's just one of your many quirks :)
Beanie: ...can't tell if that's a good thing or not
Dad: He just called you stupid
Dad: Do you think that's a good thing??
Beanie: Well MAYBE he meant it in an endearing way!!!
Sugmin: Or maybe I just think you're really dumb
Beanie: :(
Sugmin: Okay, just remember what you promised me
innie!!!: OOOOOOOH
fliplix: waith what did he pormise you?????
Sugmin: In private chat a while ago
Sugmin: The thing about being made fun of? Remember that, Changbin?
Beanie: AWWW THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO SWEET THOUGH! <3
innie!!!: seungmin? sWEET???
fliplix: what mirror dimension are you living in
Sugmin: Hey! I can be sweet!
fliplix: yeah i know ^_^
fliplix: youre like minho, but opposite!
fliplix: a person who acts sweet but i s secretly plotting our demise
fliplix: at least thats what youre like irl
innie!!!: that's a very accurate description of seungmin
Beanie set Sugmin's name to Softmin
Beanie: That's what his screen name is in our private chat! <3
Dad: Awww, I love it!!
Softmin: :(
innie!!!: youre not fooling anyone with that pout!
innie!!!: this new name really fits you
Softmin: If I was a pigeon, I would wake you up at 5 am everyday
innie!!!: NO
Softmin: I would have such a good time picking holes in all your clothes!
innie!!!: NO SEUNGMIN STOP!
Softmin: All your food would be gone when you got home every day, because I would eat it all <3
innie!!!: NOT MY FOOD NOOOOOO < / 3
innie!!!: but if i was a pigeon i would actually do the same thing to you
Softmin: INNIE NO
innie!!!: actually! i dont even have to be a pigeon to annoy you
innie!!!: i ate your last melona ice cream yesterday ( ^_^ )
Softmin: ...
Dad: Oh no...
Beanie: Lmao I can't wait to see how this goes down!
Softmin: What. Did you just say.
innie!!!: when i came over to your dorm yesterday
innie!!!: you were taking a shower and i was alone in the kitchen
innie!!!: the melona ice cream inside the fridge
innie!!!: it was yours, right?
Softmin: I know where you live.
innie!!!: yeah? i already know that you know that?
Softmin: I will see you soon.
innie!!!: wait seungmin no i'm sorry
innie!!!: i'm joking
innie!!!: i didn't actually know that it was your ice cream when i ate it, your roommate said i could have it
innie!!!: ...
innie!!!: seungmin?
innie!!!: hello?
innie!!!: fuck no i'm not dying today
innie!!!: i'm going out now! good luck finding me!
Beanie: Welp
Dad: I guess we'll have to check in tomorrow to see if they're both still alive!
Beanie: Lmao yeah, I guess we'll have to!
Notes:
i have been thinking about the pigeon question for literal MONTHS and not come up with an answer yet. it's from a seungin vlive and i have not been able to let it go. would you rather live WITH a pigeon or live AS a pigeon?
Chapter 31: Science™
Summary:
Beanie: Minho and Jisung just had a big ass debate over BABY NAMES
Dad: But they don't even have a baby?
Beanie: EXACTLY!
Chapter Text
Tuesday 3:20 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: hyuni wasnt in class today either and he hasnt resonded to my texst :(
fliplix: im worried about him
Dad: Honestly, so am I, but let's not take anything out in advance
Dad: He might just be sick and unable to be on his phone
Beanie: Yeah, let's wait with freaking out until we know something for sure
fliplix: this just really isnt like him :((
Beanie: He might just be taking a few days to himself
Beanie: You know he hasn't been feeling great lately
fliplix: yeah but that just makes me more worried
Dad: Wanna come over and cuddle?
fliplix: yes pls im zooming over rn!!
Dad: If he still hasn't talked to anyone by tomorrow, we can go over to his dorm, okay?
Dad: And if he's not there, let's ask some of your teachers
Dad: I'm sure they would know about it if he is sick or anything like that
fliplix: yeah
fliplix: thats a good plan
fliplix: okay
innie!!!: hi everyone i am HERE! :D
fliplix: hi innie!!! :D
jisung!!!: hey i have a question
jisung!!!: how many gummy bears can you eat before you make yourself sick
fliplix: sungie, this isnt google
fliplix: we are all dance and music and photography majors
fliplix: we know nothing
jisung!!!: okay then, i guess it's time for Science™! .D
Dad: nO STOP HANG ON A SECOND!!
Dad: DONT DO THAT!!!!
jisung!!!: but science :((
Dad: NO
Dad: DON'T
jisung!!!: the gummy bears are being consumed!
Dad: JISUNG!!
jisung!!!: calm down ive only had five so far lol
Dad: That's good! You can stop once you've had enough!
fliplix:

Dad: NOT HELPING
innie!!!:

Softmin: Can I just say
Softmin: That bird radiates the same vibes as Innie
Beanie: Ooh true! I see the resemblance
innie!!!: hey wait does anyone have that meme with the Thing That Shall Not Be Named?
innie!!!: theres 3 of them
fliplix: they will know if you consume more?
innie!!!: exactly!
fliplix:

jisung!!!: okay guys the science is done cause i dropped the rest of my gummy bears on the floor on purpose
fliplix: aww noo < / 3
fliplix: wait, on purpose???
jisung!!!: thanks for coming! the answer was that it takes 37 gummy bears before you want to throw the rest of them on the floor! .D
innie!!!: yay science!
fliplix: yay science!! :D
Wednesday 11:18 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: just thought you guys might wanna know that all hyunjin's other friends think he's missing
fliplix: no one has heard from him since we talked in the gc on sunday
fliplix: our dance teacher said that he's attended all his classes this week tho, but i haven't seen him??
Softmin: That's really weird
fliplix: yeah idk how he could have
fliplix: we have most our classes together
innie!!!: not to sound like a conspiracy theorist on twitter but do you think he might have shapeshifted?
fliplix: he could have
fliplix: but idk why hes not responding to anyone
Beanie: Is your teacher absolutely sure that he's actually been to class?
fliplix: she says so, yeah, and she told me not to worry too much about it
Beanie: Then I think it's probably best to give him time
Beanie: It sounds like he has told this teacher about whatever it is he has going on
Beanie: We'll just have to be patient, okay?
fliplix: yeah i guess
innie!!!: i really hope he comes back soon
Dad: We all do, Innie
Dad: We all do
Friday 5:17 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Beanie: Hey everyone!
Beanie: For some reason, Jeongin and I were both stupid enough to think that hanging out with Minho and Jisung for a few hours would be a good idea
Beanie: Spoiler alert, it was not
Dad: Do I need to bail someone out or jail?
Beanie: No no, nothing like that!
Dad: Did anyone end up in the hospital?
Beanie: Fair question but no, we're all fine
Dad: Are all four of you still talking to each other?
Beanie: Another complete fair question
Beanie: But this time, the answer is no
innie!!!: i'm so done with this :/
Dad: Okay, who had a fight?
Beanie: Minho and Jisung
innie!!!: it wasn't a serious fight or anything
innie!!!: i bet they'll be over it before this conversation ends
fliplix: oh no what happened? D:
Beanie: They had a big ass debate over BABY NAMES
Softmin: Wait, what?
Softmin: Baby names?
Dad: But they don't even have a baby?
Beanie: EXACTLY!
Beanie: I don't even know who brought up the topic but they WOULD NOT stop talking about it
innie!!!: and they sounded so serious as well! i honestly thought one of them might be pregnant
Minny: Physically impossible but go off I guess
innie!!!: wELL, my point still stands!
innie!!!: yall were talking as if you were married and actually considering having a child together
Beanie: I hope you two never have a child because that poor kid would still be nameless at 18
jisung!!!: at that point, i'd be willing to let them pick their own name
Beanie: You're only proving my point by saying that!!!
Minny: Okay but Jisung was trying to convince me that THROCKMORTON was a good name
Minny: Like what the fuck???
fliplix: LMAO
jisung!!!: minho wants to name our future child rainbow, since we're gay
fliplix: HAHSGDDSAHAAHHAHAH
Dad: Omg please!
Dad: Scrap both those names!! Lol
Softmin: I think neither of you should be allowed to name a child...
jisung!!!: i mean, we did have some serious names as well
jisung!!!: misun, minji, nabi, hajun...
fliplix: aww those are pretty!
Softmin: But you still don't have a baby to give those names to
Minny: We're allowed to talk about whatever we want
Minny: Maybe we like to plan things in advance! You don't know that!
Softmin: Okay, but I do know that
Softmin: Jisung literally did his latest songwriting assignment during the lesson that he was supposed to present it
Softmin: He does not plan in advance
jisung!!!: well maybe minho does!
Softmin: Minho climbs up on tall things and only remembers that he's scared of heights once he's already up there
Softmin: He is just as stupid as you are
jisung!!!: hey dont call my boyfriend stupid!!!!!
Minny: Don't call my boyfriend stupid, either. I know where you live, kim seungmin.
Softmin: Okay okay, I will be quiet!
Softmin: Also lol I appreciate how you didn't capitalize my name
Minny: It's because I don't respect you
Softmin: I respect that decision
Softmin: I don't respect you, though
Minny: Glad to know the feeling is mutual :)
fliplix: so whose family name would your future baby have?
Dad: LIX NO!
jisung!!!: ...
Minny: ...
Beanie: Oh god not again
Minny: I mean, I'm older
Minny: It makes more sense for them to be a Lee
jisung!!!: that's ageism! i don't agree to that!
jisung!!!: Han just sounds better
Minny: I think Lee sounds better
jisung!!!: han means one and our baby will always be number 1~~
Minny: That doesn't even make sense
jisung!!!: yes it DOES!!!
innie!!!: ...should we just leave them to it?
Beanie: Yeah
Beanie: That's probably best
innie!!!: ok
Chapter 32: what if it's something serious
Summary:
Minny: Don't have disaster thoughts, we don't know anything right now
jisung!!!: yeah i think thats exactly why i'm having disaster thoughts actually
Chapter Text
Saturday 10:31 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: Hi everyone!
Dad: One of my friends has to make an urgent trip to visit his grandma this weekend and I promise I'd drive him
Dad: We're leaving in about an hour
fliplix: oh no is she okay??
Dad: Yeah, she will be! I'm just letting you know because today and tomorrow will be very unpredictable for me
Dad: I'm not sure I can do our support Sunday at the normal time, but I also can't say what other time would work...?
Dad: I don't really know when I'll be free so I can't reschedule
Dad: But you guys could still have the support Sunday without me?
jisung!!!: it's not the same when everyone isn't there
Beanie: Agreed
Softmin: It would feel wrong to do it without you, honestly
Softmin: And Hyuni still isn't back either
fliplix: for me, it's fine if we cancel it? just this week?
innie!!!: yeah, but only this one time!
Softmin: Yeah
Dad: Okay
Dad: Is everyone good with that?
Dad: If you don't wanna say it here, you could private chat me
jisung!!!: nope i'm okay with that
Minny: We all understand why you have to do it
Dad: Thank you guys
fliplix: when are you getting back?
Dad: Monday morning, probably
Dad: Maybe Sunday night if everything goes well
fliplix: oki doki
jisung!!!: good luck!
Dad: Thank you! <3
fliplix: have a safe trip!
Dad: Thank you <3
Dad: I'll text you when I get back
jisung!!!: oki doki
Sunday 8:46 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!: can i make a request?
Dad: Sure! What is it Innie? : )
innie!!!: can changbin PLEASE stop yelling "jeongOUT" every time i leave a room?
innie!!!: i get it
innie!!!: my name is jeongIN and the opposite would be jeongOUT
innie!!!: you're hilarious haha so funny i can't believe i get to stand in the presence of an actual clown i am so honored that i get to listen to your jokes
innie!!!: NO that's not TRUE, i'm being sarcastic right now! please stop!
fliplix: AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA BINNIE!
jisung!!!: ok but have you considered that literally half our names end with IN?
jisung!!!: jeongIN, seungmIN, hyunjIN, changbIN
Minny: JeongOUT, SeungmOUT, HyunjOUT, ChangbOUT
Beanie: I gotta be honest here
Beanie: JeongOUT is the only one that sounds good out of those four
Minny: You're right
Dad: oH BY THE WAY I forgot to text you guys when I got back, but I am home again now!
fliplix: did everything go well?
Dad: Yeah, his grandma was already starting to feel better : )
fliplix: thats good!
Dad: Yeah!
Dad: I'm guessing none of you have heard anything from Hyuni while I was away?
fliplix: nope
Beanie: Sorry, no
Softmin: It's been a week now, are you sure we shouldn't be doing anything about this?
Softmin: I feel like he should at least have texted someone by now
fliplix: ive been talking to that one teacher who seems to know whats going on every single day since we stopped seing him
Dad: What does she say?
fliplix: she always says the same thing
fliplix: dont worry about it, all the profesors are aware, stuff like that
fliplix: they wont say what it is tho
innie!!!: what if it's something serious
jisung!!!: yeah, what if he's sick or something?
Minny: Don't have disaster thoughts, we literally don't know anything right now
Minny: We don't need to make things worse by speculating
jisung!!!: yeah i think thats exactly why i'm having disaster thoughts actually
Minny: Are you in your dorm?
jisung!!!: do i ever go anywhere else
Minny: Unlock your door, I'm coming over
jisung!!!: k
Dad: As long as there's people who know what's going on with him, I don't think there's anything else we can do
Dad: We'll just have to trust the teachers when they say not to worry about it
fliplix: thats so impossibel but okay
Dad: I know
Dad: But I don't think your dance teacher would keep it from you if it was something really serious
Dad: She has to understand how worried we all are right now
fliplix: hm yea thats true
Beanie: I hope he comes back soon
fliplix: yeah…
Dad: We all do
Chapter 33: Hyunjin is back!
Summary:
Hyuni: I appreciate that, but I really am feeling a lot better now
Hyuni: I just got overwhelmed by. Well. Everything, I guess?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Sunday 9:25 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Hyuni: Uhm
Hyuni: Hi?
fliplix: oHMYGOD HYNFUHGIFG
Beanie: YOURE BACK HWIEUGRYRE
Softmin: Where have you been????
Dad: RE YOU OKAY????
Hyuni: I'm sorry
innie!!!: Hyunjin is back!
Hyuni: And yes, I'm okay
Hyuni: I really didn't mean to disappear like that
Minny: Hyunjin!
Softmin: Where have you been??
Dad: Take it at your own pace, explain everything when you're ready
Dad: We're just really glad to have you back!
Hyuni: Again, I'm really sorry, I knew you'd be worried but I really didn't want you to be
Softmin: Of course we worried
Hyuni: I know and I'm sorry
Hyuni: I promise I'll do my best to make sure this doesn't happen again
Dad: As long as you're okay now!
Hyuni: Yeah I'm better now ^.^
fliplix: HYUNJIN I LOVE YOU I'M SO GLAD YOURE OKAY
fliplix: our teacher said youve been in class the past week tho??
Hyuni: I LOVE YOU TOO AND I'M SO SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING
fliplix: STOP APOLIGISING ITS OK!!
Hyuni: But yeah so
Hyuni: I changed my appearance and dropped off the face off the Earth
Hyuni: So like, I've been going to class but as another person
fliplix: oh
Minny: Why?
Hyuni: I've had a lot on my mind recently
Hyuni: Not anything in particular, just stress I guess??
Hyuni: It got too much and I needed a break
Softmin: I see
Hyuni: Nothing else was helping and I was getting overwhelmed so I just. Did this
Dad: I don't think it's a bad thing, and it was really good that you let your teachers know!
Dad: Maybe next time it would be nice if you could let one of us know, just so no one has to freak out, but I understand why you didn't
Hyuni: Hopefully there won't be a next time..
Dad: You never know!
Dad: Sometimes life gets overwhelming and like I said, I don't think this is a bad way to cope as long as you do it responsibly!
Dad: It's not like you're using your power to commit crimes or anything, you're just using it to take a break from being yourself
Dad: It's okay to do that
Hyuni: ahsjdghja you're making it sound much better than it is, I made all of you worry for nothing
fliplix: yo STOP!!!
fliplix: it wasn't for nothnig, it was for you!
Beanie: Yeah! Obviously I didn't enjoy being worried, but you're back now and it's okay
Softmin: Don't feel guilty
Hyuni: Aaaaaah you're all sweet and I'm tired I'm gonna cry ;-;
Dad: Omg go to bed if you're tired! Please don't cry!
Dad: We're really glad to have you back though, please get some rest <3
Hyuni: will you still have the support sunday?
Dad: Not without you
Hyuni: So... I should stay?
Dad: NO, go get some rest!! Please!! You just said that you're tired
Hyuni: But I don't wanna stop you guys from having the support sunday :(
Dad: Well
Dad: maybe we could have it tomorrow?
Dad: I'm not sure if everyone will be comfortable with this, but since we're all close now, maybe we could have it face to face?
fliplix: irl??
Dad: Yeah? If that doesn't sound too awful
Dad: Obviously it would be a little different and I think maybe it's easier to be vulnerable over text, when you can't see each other's faces
Dad: So this wouldn't be the same as doing it in the group chat, but we could try it out only for tomorrow, if everyone is okay with that?
Hyuni: Sounds good!
Minny: We can go back to our normal support Sundays next weekend but I'm okay with doing it irl tomorrow
Beanie: Same!
Softmin: Should we do it in school, then?
Dad: I was thinking the music studio, but that might get a little cramped...
Minny: I can book one of the dance practice rooms for us
Dad: That would be good!
Dad: Everyone who hasn't replied yet, are you okay with an irl support Sunday?
innie!!!: yup ^_^
fliplix: yeah thats ok!!
Softmin: Yeah
Dad: Jisung?
fliplix: wait jisung hasnt said anyrhing this entire time
fliplix: please dont tell me he disappeared wehn we literally just got hyunjin back, i will actually cry ;-;
Minny: I was with him not even an hour ago so he's not missing
Minny: Probably just asleep or something
Beanie: Before midnight on a Sunday?? Doesn't sound like him
Minny: He wasn't feeling well
fliplix: oh no!!
fliplix: hi sungie (whenever youre seeing this), i hope you get better soon <3
Dad: I guess we'll just decide on this plan then, and I'll try to check in with Jisung later
Dad: That sound good for everyone?
innie!!!: good plan yay ^_^
Sunday 10:01 pm
[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣
Hyuni: Hey
Hyuni: You weren't talking in the group chat? You good?
jisung!!!: youre so FUCKING stupid
Hyuni: what?
jisung!!!: i was so fucking worried about you!!!!! And then you uust show up again and you're fine now??
jisung!!!: are you REALLY fine??
Hyuni: Are you mad at me?
jisung!!!: ARE YOU OKAY
jisung!!!: idk if i'm mad at you or not, i was just so fucking worried that i could barely focus on anything else for the past two weeks
jisung!!!: and now you're back and i'm so FUCKING HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BACK AND I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY OKAY AND THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE US LESS WORRIED!!!
Hyuni: I DIDN'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU, I'M REALLY SO SORRY ABOUT THAT!
jisung!!!: OF COURSE IM FUCKING WORIRED ABOUT YOU, YOURE MY FRIEND!!!
jisung!!!: I WOULD NEVER WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU, EVER
Hyuni: I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU TOO!!
jisung!!!: I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH AND IT MAKES ME SAD TO THINK THAT YOU'VE BEEN SAD
jisung!!!: BUT IF DISAPPEARING LIKE THIS HAD MADE YOU LESS SAD, THEN MAYBE IT'S NOT A BAD THING
jisung!!!: EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU
Hyuni: I knew I would worry all of you guys by doing this but at the time, I couldn't think of anything else to do!!
Hyuni: I never want to make you sad
jisung!!!: just for the record, i expect consolation cuddles for the emotional distress but no i'm not mad ^_^
Hyuni: Of course! When are you free to cuddle?
jisung!!!: right now?
Hyuni: Yes! Come over~
jisung!!!: oki doki .D
jisung!!!: and also, i was serious earlier when i said that i hope you're not just saying you're okay because you don't want to worry us anymore
jisung!!!: if you're not okay, you can say it
jisung!!!: i think we're done freaking out now
Hyuni: I appreciate that, but I really am feeling a lot better now
Hyuni: I just got overwhelmed by. Well. Everything, I guess?
jisung!!!: yeah i get that
Hyuni: I needed a break and the quickest escape I could think of was to change my face
jisung!!!: thanks for telling us
jisung!!!: i haven't really read the gc but i bet no one else is mad at you either
Hyuni: Yeah
jisung!!!: do you like cheesecake
Hyuni: Yeah I do! Why?
jisung!!!: minho bought some for me earlier and i still have a bit left
jisung!!!: i'm taking it with me to your dorm! ^_^
Hyuni: omg okay! Thank you! I'll keep my door unlocked!
jisung!!!: yeah u better!!
jisung!!!: see u soon baby
Hyuni: Ajhdghsfsh...
Hyuni: See you soon <3
Notes:
fuck. i made myself crave cheesecake. omg now i wanna bake cheesecake
Chapter 34: can i tell you?
Summary:
jisung!!!: but i'm scared of explaining it because idk, it feels more real if i talk about it...?
jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just imagining things
jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just being lazy and this isn't actually a symptom of anything
Chapter Text
Monday 1:02 pm
[Private chat]: Minho!, Chan!
Minho!: Is something going on with Jisung?
Chan!: Why? What happened?
Minho!: Nothing happened, I'm just wondering
Chan!: I haven't heard about anything
Chan!: Why are you asking?
Minho!: I just noticed he's been getting a lot of bruises recently
Chan!: He hasn't told me about anything, but I guess he's been feeling down a lot
Minho!: In what way?
Chan!: When we're producing together
Chan!: Idk, he just seems tired or like, sluggish I guess? Like he doesn't wanna do much
Chan!: You should talk to him about the bruises though, he'll tell you if there's anything he wants you to know
Minho!: Yeah I'll do that now
Chan!: Good luck! Let me know how it goes : )
Minho!: kay
Monday 1:14 pm
[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3
Minny: Hi, how are you?
jisung!!!: tired!!! wbu? <3
Minny: I'm good
Minny: Is there any reason why you've had so many bruises recently?
jisung!!!: wdym?
Minny: I talked to Chan and he said you've been feeling down as well
jisung!!!: oh, that
jisung!!!: haha yeah
jisung!!!: i don't really have a reason...?
Minny: That's okay
jisung!!!: and the bruises are just from me being clumsy
Minny: Are you sure?
jisung!!!: i mean
jisung!!!: i think so? mostly
Minny: I don't wanna make this seem like some sort of interrogation, I just wanna know if you're okay
jisung!!!: i'm scared
jisung!!!: i don't??
jisung!!!: i'm not sure how to explain?
Minny: That's okay baby, I'm glad you're telling me
Minny: What are you scared of?
jisung!!!: not really OF anything, just about something
Minny: Then what are you scared about?
jisung!!!: i'm not sure what's going on and it's a bit scary
jisung!!!: you know my memory is already shitty because of the drug thing
jisung!!!: but since i stopped with the new pills i've been feeling weird
jisung!!!: i can't tell if it's just withdrawal or it it's something else, i don’t remember everything that happened
Minny: This sounds like something you should probably talk to a doctor about, or tell your therapist so she can refer you to someone
jisung!!!: yeah but i'm scared she's gonna tell me that it's permanent
jisung!!!: like the memory thing, that i'm gonna live like this for the rest of my life
Minny: In what way are you feeling weird? Is it the memory loss that's gotten worse?
jisung!!!: no
jisung!!!: but i'm scared of explaining it because idk, it feels more real if i talk about it...?
jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just imagining things
jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just being lazy and this isn't actually a symptom of anything
Minny: Jisung, just tell me
Minny: If it's bad enough to bother you, you deserve to get help for it
jisung!!!: okay
jisung!!!: i guess i've just been more clumsy? or like, weak i guess?
jisung!!!: my motor skills are shit all of a sudden
Minny: You should definitely tell your therapist
Minny: Even if you don't tell her, you'll have to deal with the problems, but if you tell her there's a chance she can help
jisung!!!: i know you're right but it's scary
Minny: If you want, I can help you talk to her?
jisung!!!: no it's okay
jisung!!!: i'll do it the next time i go there
jisung!!!: i'm sorry i didn't tell you about this earlier, i feel like i've been really distant the past week
Minny: I know we're dating but you're allowed to deal with things by yourself whenever you want or need to
Minny: You can always tell me when something's bothering you though
jisung!!!: i know
Minny: And I don't really know how serious your issues are right now, but if you need help with anything, you can just ask
jisung!!!: thank you
jisung!!!: some days are normal, it's only a problem some of the time
Minny: How much of a problem?
jisung!!!: what do you mean?
Minny: Can you eat, shower, go to class, things like that?
jisung!!!: kind of??
Minny: Elaborate please
jisung!!!: it takes a lot more time than usual and most of the time i end up not going to class because it's difficult, but i think i could do it if i tried harder
Minny: Okay, so that's a no to my question
Minny: Do you think you can tell someone when you're having a bad day? Text them when you wake up or something?
jisung!!!: can i tell you?
Minny: Of course
jisung!!!: then yeah, sure
Minny: And would you be okay with me coming over on those days?
jisung!!!: yeah sure
jisung!!!: just don't
jisung!!!: idk
jisung!!!: treat me weird or whatever
Minny: Let me know if I treat you in a way that makes it feel like that, okay?
jisung!!!: oki doki
Minny: Good :)
jisung!!!: and minho?
Minny: Yeah? What is it?
jisung!!!: thank you
jisung!!!: you really don't have to take care of me, and normally i would try to convince you that it's not needed, but i already know that it's impossible to convince you of anything
jisung!!!: or at least something like this
jisung!!!: so thank you <3
Minny: It's really no problem
jisung!!!: still
jisung!!!: thank you<3
Minny: You're welcome I guess
jisung!!!: ...do i need to set your name to Mindere again?
Minny: Ajkhdsjsh,,, no
jisung!!!: thank you <3
Minny: Of course I'll help you
Minny: It's not even a question
jisung!!!: can you come to the music studio right now? i need to say something to your face
Minny: Is there something else wrong??
jisung!!!: no no this is a really good thing, i think
jisung!!!: you make me very happy
jisung!!!: i need to say these words to you <3
Minny: I'll be there in 10
jisung!!!: oki doki ^.^
Chapter 35: Never because of this
Summary:
Minny: This doesn't make you stupid
Minny: Though I would like to once again point out that I DO think you're stupid, just not because of this
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday 5:00 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: life update, it's probably not permanent and i got medication for it! .D
Hyuni: ARE YOU OKAY????
Dad: Jisung what'shappening?? Are you good??
Beanie: Medication for what?
innie!!!: are oyu sick???
jisung!!!: ...i just realized that i might only have told minho about this
jisung!!!: but uhhh, yeah i'm good! or i will be! that's what the meds are for ^.^
fliplix: are you sick?
jisung!!!: no...?
jisung!!!: shit i just realized that i never told any of you the full story
jisung!!!: are you up for listening or should i just leave it at this?
Dad: Are you up for telling the story? Because I wanna know
jisung!!!: yeah sure!
Beanie: Then the ones of us who want to know can read
jisung!!!: oki doki
jisung!!!: so when i told you all that i used to take drugs to wipe my short term memory, it wasn't really like that
jisung!!!: i took them every single day until they made my health so bad i was forced to stop
jisung!!!: that's where my memory issues are from
jisung!!!: but recently i started taking some other drugs that dampened my power
fliplix: wAIT is that what's been going on with you??
jisung!!!: yeah, i stopped now though
jisung!!!: but when i stopped i also started having issues physically
jisung!!!: like, with my motor control
jisung!!!: it's something with my brain but idk what exactly, i didn't really understand what the doctor explained .p
jisung!!!: but the medicine is gonna make it better! .D
Dad: I'm so glad to hear that!
Softmin: Is this why you were so quiet in the dance studio yesterday, during our irl support Sunday?
jisung!!!: i guess, yeah
jisung!!!: couldn't really focus on anythnig
jisung!!!: sorry for that btw
Hyuni: Nope, you don't get to apologize for feeling bad
Hyuni: Apology rejected 😤
jisung!!!: ajkdhsfjsgsd i'm sorry
Hyuni: ...
jisung!!!: wait sorry i didnt meant to
jisung!!!: shit sorry
jisung!!!: FUCK
innie!!!: lmao
jisung!!!: im really trying not to say sorry again hhhhh
jisung!!!: there! i didn't say it!
fliplix: goob job bro u did ur best! ^_^
Tuesday 5:18 pm
[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3
jisung!!!: this is embarrassing
Minny: What is?
jisung!!!: all of this
jisung!!!: all my fucking issues that i have because of my own dumb decisions
jisung!!!: my fucked up brain and now also my fucked up body because i couldn't just act like normal person and deal with my power in a normal way
jisung!!!: it's embarrassing
Minny: Hey what the fuck?
jisung!!!: what do you MEAN what the fuck???
Minny: Literally none of us think it's your fault and it's not embarrassing
Minny: You told us what it's like for you to read minds
Minny: I don't think any of us would want that and we sure as hell don't think less of you because of how you've coped with it
Minny: I'm not gonna say you're not stupid because that would be a lie, but the reason you're stupid isn't because you decided that doing drugs would be better than mindreading
Minny: You're stupid because you think eating a singular orange is what cured the cold you had a few weeks ago
jisung!!!: hey! it's a fair assumption to make!
Minny: It really isn't
Minny: Anyway, my point is that you're definitely right about being stupid but it's not because of this
Minny: Never because of this
Minny: You get that?
jisung!!!: yeah, i guess so
Minny: I can fly but I'm still scared of heights
Minny: Like what the fuck???
Minny: It's not like I can die or even injury myself if I fall from a height, I can literally save myself immediately
Minny: It makes no sense for that to be scary
jisung!!!: feelings aren't always logical, that doesn't make them less valid
Minny: Do you think I'm stupid for avoiding heights?
jisung!!!: wtf??? why would i think that???
Minny: Exactly
jisung!!!: okay, look
jisung!!!: i see what you did here
jisung!!!: being scared of heights and doing drugs are two completely different things tho
Minny: Obviously, but they're both related to our powers and they're both things that we struggle with
jisung!!!: yeah true
Minny: This doesn't make you stupid
Minny: Though I would like to once again point out that I DO think you're stupid, just not because of this
jisung!!!: OMG MINHO STOP
Minny: Love you <3
jisung!!!: asjhkajhfdjg
jisung!!!: love you too <3
jisung!!!: I'M STILL OFFENDED THO!!
Minny: Would you tell a recovering alcoholic that they're stupid for turning to alcohol?
jisung!!!: no?? obviously not
Minny: Then stop saying it to yourself you fucking dumbass!!! You deserve just as much respect and understanding as you give to others, you hypocrite!!!
jisung!!!: thanks, i love being insulted while you attempt to comfort me ☺️💞
Minny: But is it working?
jisung!!!: i mean.. yeah i guess it is
jisung!!!: would work a lot better if you were here cuddling me tho
Minny: I don't do cuddles
jisung!!!: bitch what the FUCk you literally cuddled with me a few hours ago??? and you were the one who DEMANDED i cuddle you????
jisung!!!: stop lying we both know you love cuddling
Minny: Lies! Slander!
jisung!!!: okay mr cuddle hater
jisung!!!: no more cuddles for you
Minny: Okay, that's fine with me!
jisung!!!: lmao okay
jisung!!!: can u come over though?
Minny: Yeah I'm on my way
jisung!!!: yay ^.^
Minny: The group chat is probably wondering why you suddenly went quiet btw
jisung!!!: oH SHIT RIGHT WE WERE TALKING IN THE GC
Minny: Lmao
Tuesday 5:31 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: jisung
fliplix: ...sungie??
fliplix: ohmygod he died
Dad: I think you might be jumping to conclusions there, buddy
fliplix: oh god i'm an orhpan 😫
Beanie: Chan is literally right there??
fliplix: oh boy how will i survive!
fliplix: im not ecuipped to handle this at ALL!!
fliplix: oh god...
Hyuni: Calm down lol it's not that serious
fliplix: one of yall is gonna have to step up and protect me from the strong ass theatre majors lol
fliplix: now that ji isnt here to do it anymore, i mean
Dad: Wait rewind, protect you from the theatre majors? What theatre majors? What are they doing to you?
innie!!!: oh great, you set off chan's dad instincts :/
innie!!!: but yeah i also wanna know why you need to be protected from them
fliplix: oh uhm
fliplix: haha just kidding! its not that deep lol
Dad: Kinda sounds like it is
fliplix: lol no haha theyre just a bit annoying, and sungie usually gets them to back off haha
Beanie: You're typing "lol" and "haha" way too much for me to believe you
Beanie: Please tell us what's really going on, or at least let us know if you don't want to talk about it
Beanie: You're obviously lying
fliplix: yeah okay
fliplix: but it's not that serious! it really isnt!
Beanie: Just tell us (if you want to!) and let us decide that for ourselves
fliplix: okay
fliplix: there's just this group of guys
fliplix: theyre theatre majors so they hang around the dance studios sometimes
fliplix: they know what my power is and we kinda argued on the first day of sophmore year??
innie!!!: kinda argued?
fliplix: haha yeah
fliplix: i tried to talk to them and they tought i was trying to mind control them and they kinda freaked out
fliplix: and some of them were a bit
fliplix: idk, violent i guess??
Beanie: How violent?
Softmin: What are their names
fliplix: nope not telling you, you'd kill them
Softmin: It would be deserved
fliplix: no! no killing! murder is bad!
Softmin: So are they, if they tried to do anything to you
Softmin: Murder isn't THAT bad if they were mean to you first
fliplix: seungmin no!
innie!!!: seungmin YES
fliplix: o h god not u too...
Beanie: Ngl, I'd beat them up too if they ever did anything to you
Beanie: But please keep talking, and everyone else, stop interrupting
fliplix: ajkhsdja okay
fliplix: thats kinda it tho
fliplix: nothing else really happened
Dad: Then why did you say that Ji has been protecting you from these guys?
fliplix: well they stop by the dance studios when i'm there sometimes
fliplix: the first time i saw them is when they tried to argue with me, but i got them to stop by telling them to stop cause i got kinda spooked
fliplix: the second time we met, they were mad at me for using my power on them that first time
fliplix: so they kinda tried to
fliplix: uh
fliplix: start shit
Dad: Meaning...?
fliplix: uh
fliplix: like, fight me
fliplix: physically
Dad: wHAT THE FUCK????!!??!?!?
Beanie: Felix? Please tell me they didn't actually. hit you
fliplix: well u see thats were sungie comes into it!
fliplix: that was a bit after we started hanging out irl so he was coming to the dance studio to hang out
fliplix: and he saw the guys right when they were trying to start shit
fliplix: and u know he doesnt like using his power, but he did on those guys just to scare them off
fliplix: like, he read their minds to find out personal stuff that would spook them enough to back off
fliplix: nothing bad!! just enough to stop them
Dad: Are they still bothering you?
fliplix: idk not really
fliplix: but sungie has been really protective since then and i think theyre kinda scared of us both now
Softmin: Give me their names
Softmin: I won't kill them, I promise
fliplix: well youll definitley do SOMETHING. so no im not telling you their names!
Softmin: :(
jisung!!!: i'm back i'm caught up and felix youre downplaying this A LOT, it was way worse!!!
fliplix: NO SUNGIE
Dad: fELIX????
Dad: Jisung, please tell us! How bad was it according to you?
jisung!!!: those guys have been hanging out around the dance studios and watching lix A LOT, it's honestly creepy
jisung!!!: we've told several teachers but the guys have never done anything worse than trying to fight him that first time, and since there's no proof they can't really do anything
jisung!!!: thats why i've been going to meet lix at the dance studios so much
Beanie: And you never thought to tell any of us about this?
fliplix: hyuni knows too!
Hyuni: Uhm... yeah hi
Dad: ...Hyunjin?
Hyuni: yea it's true
Hyuni: Ji and I have been playing bodyguards for a while now
Beanie: We need to do something to get them to stop for real
innie!!!: yeah! the support squad has a mission now
Softmin: Like... Murder?
fliplix: seungmin no
Softmin: Aww :(
fliplix: lol
fliplix: but it's fine guys! you don't need to worry about me, they're just weird! they havent tried to fight me since those first two times we met ^^
Dad: That's two times too much, and the fact that they're still hanging around the dance studios and watching you doesn't sound good
Beanie: Yeah, you never know what they might do
Beanie: We need to do something to get them to back off and not come back
Minny: Let's go talk to them tomorrow :)
Dad: Yeah! Let's do that : )
fliplix: that does not sounds good ajshdfjhd
fliplix: what are u gonna do??
Beanie: Don't worry about it Lix, they won't bother you again :)
fliplix: uhm hello???
fliplix: okay???
Dad: Changbin, Minho and I will take care of it, don't worry
Softmin: Can I join?
Dad: Of course! The more the merrier : )
Minny: That does not apply to Ji and Lix btw
Minny: Lix, because you shouldn't have to worry more about this, and Ji because you're fucking sick stop trying to leave the bed you dumbass I will literally tie you down if you don't stop I'm not even kidding
jisung!!!: .(
Minny: :)
innie!!!: well this sounds fun! i think i'm gonna go pretend this never happened now
Hyuni: Seems like a good plan!
Notes:
1. sorry for not responding to comments on the last chapter <3
2. my schedule says this was supposed to be posted yesterday. pls pretend it was <3
3. happy seungmin day! :D
Chapter 36: 1 is an even number
Summary:
innie!!!: hands up, how many of yall failed math?
fliplix: in my defence i am gay and also very not smart and math is also super boring ^_^
Notes:
this first conversation is from a tumblr post but i don't have tumblr so i can't link it <3
Chapter Text
Wednesday 1:14 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Softmin: Did you know that every odd number has the letter E in it?
Hyuni: WOAH
fliplix: not all of them! 30 and 50 aren't spelled with an e ^_^
Softmin: ...what
Dad: Please god give me patience
Minny: That math is really not it, Lix
Minny: 30 and 50 aren't odd numbers
Beanie: If you can split a number in half, it's even. 30 and 50 can be split in half so they are even
jisung!!!: 15 + 15 = 50
jisung!!!: 25 + 25 = 30
Dad: ...you sure about that one, bud?
innie!!!: when god was distributing brain cells, yall were clearly last in line :/
Softmin: Bye I give up
Hyuni: LMAOOOOO
Beanie: One
Beanie: Three
Beanie: Five
Beanie: Nine
Beanie: Those are the odd numbers, and every odd number after that is a variation of those which means that they're also spelled with an E
Dad: DUDE
Beanie: What?
Dad: YOU FORGOT SEVEN
Beanie: OH SHIT!!!
Softmin: What did I start...
fliplix: my head hurts
fliplix: MEURI APEUDA
Minny: This is why we say that everyone here is stupid
Minny: Like, just look at this
Minny: It's a fucking mess
innie!!!: hands up, how many of yall failed math?
fliplix: in my defence i am gay and also very not smart and math is also super boring ^_^
innie!!!: and omg you guys forgot about eight, that's even and has an E in it
Minny: Why would EIGHT be brought up if it's EVEN and we're talking about ODDS????
Dad: Seungmin said that "every odd number has an E in it", not "every number with an E in it is odd"
Dad: The reading comprehension really left this chat, huh
jisung!!!: two is odd and doesnt have an E in it
Minny: Are you actually serious right now?
Minny: I'm fucking crying just delete this group chat already, all the pain is not worth it
Softmin: The one thing I've learned is that you can't get rid of this group chat no matter how hard you try
innie!!!: TWO IS ODD??? WTF IM SCREAMING
Beanie: What about zero though? Isn't that an odd number?
Hyuni: Okay but hear me out
Hyuni: 30 and 50 make up for it because theyre pronounced like thirtEE and fiftEE
innie!!!: bro why is that even relevant, both of those numbers are EVEN
Dad: What the heck is going on?
Minny: 1 is an even number
Softmin: Oh god, not you too...
Softmin: I'm actually gonna kick all of you in the shins the next time we meet, I'm not kidding
fliplix: 30 and 50 have an e in them
Dad: They literally don't
Dad: There's no E in THIRTY and FIFTY
jisung!!!: zero isn't a number
Beanie: It cannot be divided by two though, can it?
jisung!!!: yes it can???
jisung!!!: 0 divided by 2 is 0
Minny: ODD NUMERS:
Minny: ONE
Minho: THREE
Minny: FIVE
Minny: SEVEN
Minny: NINE
Beanie: odd NUMERS, huh?
Minny: Shut up Changbin
Dad: Anything that ends with 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8 is even and everything that ends with 1, 5, 7, 9 is odd
Dad: It's really not that difficult
Minny: YOU FORGOT ABOUT THREE
innie!!!: yeah and what about four???
Minny: What about it????????
innie!!!: four doesnt have an E in it
Dad: tHATS BECAUSE ITS EVEN!!!
jisung!!!: numbers arent real
Hyuni: Is anything really
Softmin: OOOOKAY, I'M CUTTING US OFF HERE!
Softmin: I'm sorry for bringing this up, I had no idea it was gonna go like this
Softmin: Please forget this ever happened
fliplix:

jisung!!!: LMAO MOOD
Hyuni: SAME
innie!!!: honestly?
innie!!!: that's all of us
fliplix: we may not be smart but at least were pretty (✿◠‿◠)
jisung!!!: true (✿◠‿◠)
Thursday 7:35 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: i ate a shit ton of strawberries and didn't immediately feel like the textbook definition of health
jisung!!!: i have concluded that fruits and vegetables are a scam
Dad: ...how?
jisung!!!: probably just propaganda by the government to sell us fruits and veggies that we only think we need, but we don't actually
jisung!!!: it's a scam!
Beanie: No, it's not a scam
Beanie: Please eat your vegetables
innie!!!: no no he might be onto something here!
Dad: The only thing Jisung is onto is his own stupidity
Dad: Please don't encourage him
Hyuni: I bet eggplants are poisonous, they taste too bad to be good for your health
jisung!!!: if our bodies actually needed fruits and veggies, our bodies would like eating them! right! that makes sense!
Dad: Jisung please
Dad: No conspiracy theories
Dad: My brain isn't awake enough to explain to you why this is wrong
jisung!!!: sounds to me like you just can't accept the fact that i'm correct ^_^
Dad: You know what? Sure
Dad: You're right, fruits and veggies are a scam and the government is trying to make you addicted to things you don't actually need
Softmin: ...why is everyone here so stupid
innie!!!: watch out, the stupidity is contagious!
Softmin: I've known you guys for several months
Softmin: I think it's too late for me to watch out now
innie!!!: woops lmao i guess you've already caught the stupid then ^.^
Softmin: :/
fliplix: hnestly... that makes sens
fliplix: seungmo tried to tell me that the movie 'IT' is called that becase the clown works for the IT department
Beanie: LMAOOOO
Softmin: In my defense, I didn't come up with that
Softmin: Jisung told me first and then I decided to try and trick Lix with it
Dad: So much stupidity... and there's only 8 of us... imagine how much stupid there is in every single person here
innie!!!: like i said, it's contagious
innie!!!: it's like we all combine our brains whenever we meet but we dont get any smarter
Softmin: If anything, we all become more stupid from being around each other
innie!!!: exactly ^.^
fliplix: this group taught me that math isnt real and science is a scam
fliplix: speaking of school!
fliplix: im scared to ask but what happened to those theatre majors i told u about earlier this week? the ones who used to bohter me?
Dad: Don't worry about them anymore Lixie : )
Softmin: They've been dealt with :)
Minny: You won't have to talk to them ever again :)
Beanie: They shouldn't be giving you anymore trouble, and if they do, just tell us and we'll eliminate them :)
fliplix: eLIMINATE????
fliplix: sir please... what did u do
Dad: We really just talked to them, I promise
fliplix: well what did u say????
jisung!!!: honestly i'm really curious to know as well
Dad: Nothing bad!
Dad: We might have vaguely threatened them a little bit, but that's the worst of it, I swear!
fliplix: VAGUELY threatened them A LITTLE BIT
Dad: Yeah! Nothing too bad : )
fliplix: um okay
fliplix: thanks, i think?
Softmin: It was our pleasure
Minny: Yeah, it really was!
jisung!!!: sometimes you guys scare me...
Hyuni: Sometimes??
Hyuni: I'm scared of them all the time D:
Minny: As you should be ;)
Hyuni: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Dad: Oookay...
Softmin: Bye guys I gotta go study
Softmin: You probably should, too
fliplix: thx but no thx, thats boring ^_^
jisung!!!: yeah same id rater be stupid
Softmin: Well there's no need to worry about that! You already are :)
jisung!!!: thanks ^o^
Softmin: It wasn't a compliment! :)
jisung!!!: '3'
Chapter 37: i am your father
Summary:
Minny: I asked Jisung for some cobblestone in minecraft earlier so I could finish building our house
Minny: and he was like "how much do you need? 700? I can get you 700 blocks of cobblestone!"
Minny: and then he threw about 30 full stacks of cobblestone at me
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 5:34 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: YO today minho asked me if i would be upset if my first child was a daughter
jisung!!!: so i started mentally preparing to physically fight minho bc i thought he was gonna say smth sexist
Dad: ...your first instinct if he said something sexist would be to physically fight him??
jisung!!!: yeah, what else would i do?
Dad: Okay...
jisung!!!: ANYWAY that's not what happened
jisung!!!: i was like "no wtf?? why would i be upset about that??"
jisung!!!: and this DUMBASS
jisung!!!: this absolute fucking CLOWN
jisung!!!: he said "well, you won't be able to say 'i am your father' if you have a daughter"
jisung!!!: you know
jisung!!!: like the star wars reference
Beanie: Wait a sec, back up
Beanie: Why wouldn't you be able to say "I am your father" if your first child is a girl???
jisung: tHATS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!
jisung: turns out this IDIOT completely forgot how words work, and thought that if my first child is a daughter, it would make me their mom
fliplix: lmao wtf minho??
jisung: so i had to explain to him that the genitals of my child does not change my own gender
jisung: no matter what my child has between their legs, i will still be their dad
Beanie: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
innie!!!: oh god this gc just gets stupider and stupider every single day
Softmin: I'm sorry but I don't think we'll ever be more stupid than earlier this week when I tried to talk about math with you guys
Softmin: That was a level of stupid I doubt we'll ever be able to recreate
Hyuni: You'd be impressed by how stupid we can be!
Softmin: I don't think impressed is the right word to use... :/
Beanie: I THOUGHT MINHO WAS ONE OF THE SMART ONES
fliplix: what smart ones? lmao
fliplix: were all dumb here ^_^
Dad: Maybe I'm dumb for bringing this up but are Minho & Jisung still fighting over what to name their future child?
Minny: We've decided to put that conversation on hold and focus on our minecraft farm for now
Dad: ...what
Minny: My minecraft server is now mine AND Hannie's minecraft server, and we're building a farm together!
Minny: We can argue over the names of our minecraft animals instead of our future children
Beanie: So... you're still arguing about names, just in a different situation?
jisung!!!: exactly! ^_^
Beanie: So basically, you didn't solve anything?
jisung!!!: i'd say that depends on how you define solving
fliplix: oooh what animals do u have on your farm? :D
jisung!!!: ten sheep, five cows and tree pigs!
jisung!!!: and a bunch of chickens but idk how many!
jisung!!!: and minho has 5 cats + i have 2 cats!
jisung!!!: and also a llama! .D
Hyuni: Woah that's gotta be a lot of names!
jisung!!!: yeah we mixed our less good name ideas (like throckmorton & rainbow) with our good name ideas, so honestly we dont even have to argue! we just use all the names!
fliplix: aww wholesome <3
Minny: I asked Jisung for some cobblestone in minecraft earlier so I could finish building our house
Minny: and he was like "how much do you need? 700? I can get you 700 blocks of cobblestone!"
Minny: and then he threw about 30 full stacks of cobblestone at me
jisung!!!: babe! i am providing for this family!!
Minny: Yeah but I only needed like... ten
fliplix: thats a love language <3
fliplix: yall are literally so wholesome, this is sickening
innie!!!: lol mood
fliplix: cant believe chris is responsible for introducing u two to each other!!
Dad: What?
Dad: Oh that's right, I made this group chat! And they met through this group chat!
jisung!!!: woah woah woah woah woah...
Minny: Let's pump it up...?
jisung!!!: LMAO great loona reference! but no that's not where i was going with this
jisung!!!: i just realized how much friendship chan is responsible for???
Hyuni: Oh yes that is right!
Dad: Wdym?
Softmin: Pretty much all of us met through this group chat, and you're the one who made it happen
Dad: Well, you're the ones who asked to be in it! You guys should have just as much credit for this friendship as I do : )
jisung!!!: speaking of this friendship
jisung!!!: can you imagine whta would have happened if we didnt pass minho's vibe check back when this gc started?
jisung!!!: there wouldn't even have been a group chat!!
Hyuni: What are you TALKING about???
jisung!!!: the way minho just takes one look at someone and goes "oh i bet she's cheating on her boyfriend
jisung!!!: and guess what?? i just found out that she IS cheating on her boyfriend!! minho's vibe was right!!
jisung!!!: he vibe checks everyone he meets and honestly im a bit intimidated by how accurate his vibes are
Hyuni: Wait actually, I know what you mean!
Hyuni: He just kinda vibechecks everyone he meets
Minny: I do...?
Hyuni: The fact that you don't even know you're doing it only makes it funnier, lmao
fliplix: minho be like *stares menacingly at you* VIBE CHECK!!!
jisung!!!: LMFAO
Hyuni: Minho, king of vibechecks!!
Beanie: ...
Beanie: How did we go from talking about minecraft, to whatever this is?
Softmin: I'm surprised that you're surprised
innie!!!: yeah this is one of the least random topic changes we've ever had
Beanie: Okay, that's probably true
jisung!!!: anyway who wants to visit our minecraft server? .D
jisung!!!: the offer is only for today so reply fast pls
fliplix: ME ME ME
Hyuni: ooh I wanna see it! :D
innie!!!: me too uwu
Softmin: Sure
Dad: That sounds fun! : )
Beanie: I wanna!
Minny: Ok I'll invite everyone I guess
Minny: but if any of you kill our animals, you will never get to visit again
Minny: You will be banned eternally
innie!!!: that's fair tbh
Minny: Welcome to our minecraft farm :)
Notes:
this is unrelated to the chapter but my teacher did tiktok dances in the classroom today <3
Chapter 38: Okay
Summary:
Dad: Wanna talk about the bad decisions you made earlier?
jisung!!!: ate something i'm allergic to, took medicine that i'm allergic to, now i think i'm having double allergic reactions
Dad: gOD GO SEE A DOCTOR PLEASE!!!
Chapter Text
Sunday 11:24 am
[Private chat]: Seungmin, Jeongin
Seungmin: Hi, wanna meet up and have lunch together?
Jeongin: I would want to but I'm not home yet :(
Jeongin: Dinner instead?
Seungmin: Sure!
Seungmin: Where are you, by the way?
Jeongin: I went home over the weekend so I could visit my grandma
Seungmin: Is she okay?
Jeongin: Actually, not really...?
Jeongin: She has alzheimers and idk, I guess it's been going on for a while
Jeongin: I went to visit her at the nursing home yesterday
Jeongin: I might talk about it on support sunday later cause I'm not sure if I can repeat myself, idk
Seungmin: That's fine
Seungmin: I hope you're doing okay
Jeongin: To be honest, I don't know
Seungmin: I don't know how you're feeling but I hope it gets better
Seungmin: We'll all listen if you decide that you wanna talk about it for the support Sunday later
Jeongin: Thank you
Seungmin: Yeah <3
Jeongin: <3
Sunday 7:58 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SNDAU DINSA DNSUADY DISNDYA
fliplix: ITS SUNDAY!!!!!
Hyuni: IT'S SUNDAY!!!!! <3
jisung!!!: support time .D
Dad: Hi everyone! : )
Dad: I hope no one suffered too much when we decided to have it irl earlier this week?
fliplix: chris no one suffered
Dad: Struggled, suffered, whatever, I just hope no one had too bad of a time!
jisung!!!: for the LAST time, i didnt have a bad time, i was just sick!!
Dad: Still! You've said yourself that you don't always like being too many people together, and I can imagine that talking about so deep and emotional stuff only makes it worse
jisung!!!: chan i promise i wasn't suffering
jisung!!!: if it was 8 strangers, i would probably have been so anxious that i couldn't help but hear all of your thoughts, but it's just you guys and you don't make me anxious!
jisung!!!: mentally, i was doing fine that day and the support sunday only made it better ^_^
Dad: Okay good
Minny: Have you been worried about this all week?
Dad: No...
Minny: You could have talked to us about it
Dad: I just said no, though?
Beanie: And no one believed you
Beanie: But just like Minho said, you can always talk to us! Especially if you're worried about us!
Dad: Yeah I know, sometimes it just feels like I shouldn't
Beanie: Tell those thoughts to fuck off, you're always allowed to ask for support or reassurance about literally anything that bothers you!
Dad: Thanks Binnie <3
Beanie: <3
Minny: Is the irl support day the only thing that has been bothering you?
Dad: Uhm
Dad: No
Dad: Or well it's kind of related to that, I guess?
Beanie: What is it?
Beanie: If you wanna talk about it! No pressure!
Dad: I just had a few dreams this week that I'm pretty sure were prophetic
Dad: Saw some of you guys in them
fliplix: wanna tell us about the dreams? <3
Dad: I think I saw Ji having a panic attack, which is what made me think maybe talking about all of this irl had been too much
Dad: I had that dream on Monday, right after we met up irl
jisung!!!: oh
Dad: Has that happened yet? The panic attack?
Dad: Of course you don't have to answer if you don't want to!
jisung!!!: i had a panic attack yesterday but i promise it had nothing to do with the support sunday!!
Dad: Are you okay??
jisung!!!: yeah i'm better now ^_^
Dad: Good, I'm glad
jisung!!!: did you have any other dreams?
Dad: Uh, yeah, a few
Dad: A lot of the time, I see things that are going to happen in someone's life the exact same way they're going to happen
Dad: But sometimes my dreams are metaphorical?
Dad: Like, I see a visual representation of what someone's feelings will be like, but I can't see the actual situation that will to happen
Beanie: Oh wait that's kinda cool!
Beanie: if we ignore the fact that you have nightmares and insomnia, I mean
Dad: Haha yeah I guess it is!
Hyuni: but what other dreams did you have?
Dad: Uh, I had one where I saw you Hyuni, but your whole body was constricted by chains and stuff
Dad: You couldn't move at all
Dad: I could tell that this one was a metaphor for something else cause you weren't in a physical place, there was just a big nothingness around you
Dad: I guess it means you feel stuck? Or that something will happen that's gonna make you feel stuck?
Hyuni: Sounds sad
Dad: I also had one where Lix was helping Seungmin walk, but I couldn't tell what had happened
Dad: Like, Lix had his arm around him and was supporting most of his weight
Softmin: Maybe I'll get injured in some way?
Dad: Yeah it looked like that
Dad: You were walking somewhere on campus, I think toward the dorms but I only got a short glimpse of that so it was hard to tell
Dad: But yeah that's what's been up with me this week : )
Hyuni: I'm glad you told us
Hyuni: I mean, it's probably hard to know all those things when you never share them with anyone else
Hyuni: Even if those dreams aren't about yourself, you're the one who has to worry when you're the only one who knows about it, if you get what I mean?
Dad: Yeah I think I do
Hyuni: So if it helps to talk about it, I wouldn't mind if you told us about your dreams more often
Hyuni: Cause you almost never talk about it
Dad: I guess it just feels like it might be too much to deal with? Especially when I dream about you guys
Beanie: You could always ask first, see if we're up for hearing about it or not
Minny: Yeah
Minny: You don't even have to tell the person the dream was about, it could be any one of us
fliplix: as long as u tell someone, it probably feels better! ^_^
Dad: I think that's a good idea
Dad: Thank you guys, really
Dad: But enough about me! How's everyone else been this week? : )
Minny: Stressed
Hyuni: oh no! Why? :(
Minny: nothing bad, just a lot of assignments due at the same
Minny: I also forgot to pay my phone bill thing that I can't remember the name of right now so I didn't get new data this month
Minny: or well I paid it now but it's gonna take a few days for that to go through so rn I just can't use my phone unless theres free wifi
Minny: I also got a job today
Beanie: That's nice! Where are you gonna work?
Minny: cat cafe
fliplix: omg thats perfect for you!!
Minny: yeah I like it
Dad: Are you tired? You seem kinda tired
Minny: yeah
jisung!!!: he looks like he's asleep rn
jisung!!!: i would send a pic but i think he would throw something at me and ill throw up if i have to move
Dad: Oh are you together right now? And diD YOU JUST SAY THROW UP???????
jisung!!!: yes i did but i'm not sick lmao i just made bad decisions earlier
jisung!!!: and yeah we're together in my dorm! .D
Hyuni: Aren't you always? lol
jisung!!!: AHHAHAHHA min just dropped his phone
jisung!!!: he fell asleep?? i think??
jisung!!!: i dont wanna check on him he's too far away
Dad: Wanna talk about the bad decisions you made earlier?
jisung!!!: ate something i'm allergic to, took medicine that i'm allergic to, now i think i'm having double allergic reactions
Dad: gOD GO SEE A DOCTOR PLEASE!!!
jisung!!!: i already called one lmao then minho brought me the medicine i was supposed to take the first time and now its better lol
jisung!!!: hyuni, how are you today? ^_^
Hyuni: I know you're only asking so you don't have to talk about yourself anymore, but I'm getting better!
jisung!!!: i actually care about how you feel tho
Hyuni: haha I know! I just meant the timing of the question lol
Hyuni: anyway yeah, no more impulses to run away and change my identity
Hyuni: It was kinda overwhelming to get back to everything but I felt more mentally prepared for it so it's manageable
fliplix: that's nice!!
Hyuni: Wbu Lix? You haven't talked yet today
fliplix: yeah i'm ok!
fliplix: ive read too much about powers recently so now i'm having a lot of Bad Ideas about that but it's not like im gonna do anything, i just have a lot of thoughts
Dad: Wanna talk about those thoughts? <3
fliplix: maybe later....?
Dad: That's fine! <3
Dad: Then, what about Seungmin? Innie? Binnie?
Beanie: For once my mom didn't even mention powers when I talked to her on the phone, so my day has been great! :)
Dad: That's really good! I'm happy for you : )
Softmin: I've been hanging out with Hyuni the past few days
Softmin: Feeling way better than just a week ago
Beanie: Yay!
jisung!!!: yay minie good for u!! <3
Softmin: Thank you guys <3
innie!!!: i'm actually kind of sad? but also feeling really good?
Dad: Wanna talk? <3
innie!!!: yeah
innie!!!: so i stayed at my parents house this weekend, and yesterday i went to visit my grandma at the nursing home where she lives now
innie!!!: i had a lot of things to say about it earlier but now i don't feel as sad about it
innie!!!: she has alzheimers
innie!!!: apparently there are phases to it and my dad said that he thinks she might be in the final phase but she got diagnosed late and idk tbh
Hyuni: You don't have to explain it perfectly, just make sure that you express what you want to express <3
innie!!!: okay, i'll try
innie!!!: i went there with my younger brother and my dad
innie!!!: we had to wear face masks because apparently they've had some sickness going around and the nurses don't wanna get the people who live there to get sick again
innie!!!: which my dad was kinda mad about cause he said that my grandma doesn't recognize him with a mask on
Softmin: I understand why they want visitors to wear masks, but that's still tough
innie!!!: it was the first time me and my brother visited her since neither of us live close to home and she only moved there at the start of this year
innie!!!: but she recognized us even with the masks on
innie!!!: honestly it was really emotional while i was there but now i'm just?? drained i guess
innie!!!: i was so nervous before we got there, i worried about so many things, but when i saw her sitting on the balcony and walked out to her it all felt a lot better
Dad: I'm glad <3
innie!!!: i stood bent over in front of her and held her hand the entire time while my dad and brother sat on either side of her
innie!!!: i thought i wouldn't recognize her when i saw her and i might have cried if i had been alone, but this was still her, just felt different
innie!!!: not as bad as i thought it would be though
innie!!!: she didn't say much cause she struggles to talk now, but i know she was happy to see us there
innie!!!: i don't know what else i have to say about it, it was just emotional and i'm still thinking a lot and i'm pretty sad but it was nice to just spend time with her
Hyuni: It sounds nice that you got to have that moment with your grandma
Beanie: Did it feel bad to hold her hand?
Beanie: Because of the emotions, I mean
innie!!!: i don't know? i'm pretty confused but i'm still glad that i held her hand
Beanie: As long as you're happy, that's good
innie!!!: she felt so confused though, that's the only emotion i could really focus on
innie!!!: there were a lot more fleeting ones that passed by but those always ended in a second or two
innie!!!: anyway thanks for listening! i need a nap
Dad: Go take a nap then! <3
fliplix: ill see u all tomorrow for the memes! ^o^
innie!!!: yay memes i cant wait
Softmin: Sleep well! Bye everyone else!
Minny: Good bye
Beanie: Bai :)
Chapter 39: god's funniest mistake
Summary:
jisung!!!: minho made me take a bdsm test this morning to see how compatible we are
Beanie: ...what the fuck
Hyuni: oh my god
Notes:
head's up that they mention sex and bdsm several times in this chapter, it's not talked about in detail but just so no one gets uncomfy ^_^
also minho's link is real so don't click on it unless you're sure you want to
Chapter Text
Monday 9:51 am
[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3
Minny: Good morning <3
Minny: Did you take your meds today?
jisung!!!: yup yup! when are you having lunch? ^_^
Minny: Probably around 2 pm
Minny: Want me to call you around then?
jisung!!!: yeah!❤️
Minny: okay ❤️
Minny: Anyway I have something for you to do if you're free (and it doesn't make you uncomfortable)
jisung!!!: okay...?
Minny: I wanna test how compatible we are
Minny: https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode
jisung!!!: LMAO sure!
Minny: Not saying we're gonna do bdsm or anything, I just want to take the test for fun
jisung!!!: okay but i also wanna take it so let's go! .D
Minny: Tell me your results when you're done
jisung!!!: oki doki ^.^
Monday 4:02 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: LMFAO
jisung!!!: minho made me take a bdsm test this morning to see how compatible we are
Beanie: ...what the fuck
Hyuni: oh my god
jisung!!!: and i got like 94% submissive while he got 94% dominant
jisung!!!: so i guess that means we're compatible! lmao
innie!!!: okay but why the fuck was that minho's first idea for testing your compatibility?
fliplix: why didnt he just refer to a birth chart like the rest of us? :(
innie!!!: okay but i wouldn't wanna give someone my birth chart, so not that
innie!!!: i meant like...
innie!!!: idk
innie!!!: one of those love tests where you put your name and the name of the person you have a crush on and then it gives you a percentage, or smth
Beanie: OMG WE NEED TO DO THAT FOR MIN + SUNG!!!
fliplix: hey wait thats a great ship name!! :D
Hyuni: Minsung!! omg that sounds so good!
innie!!!: lmao wait these bitches really got 35%
innie!!!: WAIT LMAO
innie!!!: I PUT THEIR NAMES IN THE OPPOSITE ORDER AND NOW IT SAYS 25%
jisung!!!: 😠
innie!!!: the love test doesn't lie~~
Minny: I'm gonna put Jeongin and Changbin in the love test
innie!!!: hang on a second, what
Minny: 43%! Maybe you should give it a shot! :)
innie!!!: i literally Do Not want that
Beanie: Don't you love me Innie? D:
Beanie: Cmere, let me kiss u!!!
innie!!!: NO STOP
innie!!!: I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ASEXUAL (STILL FIGURING THAT OUT LMAO) AND IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT KISSING!!!
Beanie: Oh okay, in that case
Beanie: Wanna move into an apartment downtown, visit independently run coffee shops together every morning, adopt a puppy and fill our windows with plants?
innie!!!: hell yeah!
Minny: Who wants to go in the love test next? :)
Dad: Okay, but why do we have to do that though?
Softmin: No one here except you and Jisung are dating, isn't that kind of pointless?
Minny: Thanks Chan and Seungmin for volunteering :)
Minny: Your names are now going in the love tester!
Softmin: ...Shit
Minny: damn, 64%! You two should start dating already!
Dad: Ajshdhjgdfhad
jisung!!!: no, you shouldn't! follow your hearts! date whoever you want, don't let an online test dictate your life!
innie!!!: the love test has spoken
innie!!!: now you should base the rest of your life on this random online test ^.^
jisung!!!: NO!
Softmin: Yeah sure
jisung!!!: sEUNGMIN????
Softmin: I'm down to let online quizzes decide my entire life
Softmin: I should take some buzzfeed quizzes, actually
jisung!!!: damn okay
Dad: wAIT I missed how this conversation started
Dad: Why were Minho and Jisung talking about bdsm???
jisung!!!: chan... Please
jisung!!!: that was so long ago
jisung!!!: and also how dare you mention that word in here!!
Minny: Yeah Chan, don't talk about such unholy things in this holy group chat!
Dad: ...what
jisung!!!:

Minny:

Dad: Please tell me you two are together irl
Dad: I can't handle the idea that your minds are just THAT similar that you send those memes at the same time
jisung!!!: lol no, we're actually not together irl (for once in our lives lmao)
Dad: oh god...
fliplix: hey speaking of bdsm!!
fliplix: i hav questions about s3x for jisung and jeongin
fliplix: but i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy which is why im saying that i have questions instead of just asking the questions ^_^
Beanie: Why did you censor sex? This isn't twitter lmao
fliplix: i know
fliplix: and LOL idk why i did that :p
jisung!!!: wait why only for me and jeongin??
fliplix: because hes an empath and youre a telepath and thats what i wanna ask about! ^_^
jisung!!!: oooh okay! .D
jisung!!!: you can ask! i might not answer depending on what the question is, but you can ask
innie!!!: yeah agree, just ask and we'll answer if we want to
fliplix: basically i just wanted to know if s3x is better when you can read minds/feel what the other person is feeling
fliplix: like, is it more intense?
fliplix: wait innie said that he's maybe ace ajkshdfjksdhfs,,, sorry
innie!!!: no that's cool, i told u to ask
fliplix: ajhfdjhajgs
innie!!!: but YES it definitely is more intense as an empath
innie!!!: for better or worse
fliplix: ooooh!
jisung!!!: i don't read minds during sex so i can't answer that .D
Minny: You could read my mind during sex ;)
jisung!!!: i could ;)
Minny: Ajshdhdsgfajdfsa
Minny:

Beanie: MINHO NO! THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT!!!
Minny: Uh... No?
Minny: Innie is the youngest here and he literally just indirectly admitted that he has had sex before
Hyuni: This conversation is so weird idek what to think
Dad: Same
Dad: ANYWAY!
Dad: Happy meme monday everyone : )
Hyuni: OMG HAPPY MEME MONDAY!!!!! <3 <3
fliplix: cant believe all the memes today were about s3x...
Beanie: I can believe it
Softmin: Yeah me too, it's not that surprising tbh
fliplix: ...okay MAYBE it makes sense
fliplix: just a little bit tho
Minny: Sexy meme Monday ;)
jisung!!!: this group chat should have an age rating system ajsdhfjsg
Hyuni: 15+
jisung!!!: i was thinking more like… 30+
Hyuni: LMAO
Beanie: No one here is 30 though?
jisung!!!: exactly!
jisung!!!: none of us should be allowed to be here
Beanie: Yeah okay that's fair
Hyuni: Honestly, he has a point
innie!!!: yeah makes sense
Softmin: Glad that we've established this group chat was a mistake!
Softmin: It's probably god's funniest mistake tbh
fliplix: LMFAOOO
Hyuni: I can't believe Seungminnie is admitting that he finds us funny :0
Beanie: I can't believe bang chan is the one who created all this!
Dad:

fliplix: OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
innie!!!: lol
Dad: What a mess, haha
Chapter 40: Mysterious kitchen
Summary:
Minny: If you want, I'll teach you how to cook
innie!!!: HELL YEAH!
Dad: LANGUAGE!!!
Chapter Text
Tuesday 7:03 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Minny: Is anyone else here banned from a kitchen?
Beaie: Wait WHAT
Beanie: Are you banned from a kitchen??????
Minny: No, I'm asking if any of you guys are
Hyuni: no??
fliplix: why would we be
Minny: I'm just asking
Minny: Cause if you are, I think that's stupid
innie!!!: ...are you calling us stupid?
Minny: Nope ;)
innie!!!: okay...?
innie!!!: n e way, i'm banned from a kitchen by my roommates :(
Minny: You are coming over to my apartment asap, ok?
innie!!!: wait what why??
Minny: But first I need to know if anyone else is banned from any kitchens!
Minny: Jisung doesn't have to answer cause we've already talked about this irl
Softmin: I have no idea where you're going with this, but no, I'm not banned from a kitchen
Dad: Me neither
Beanie: I wanna know why you're asking so much about this
Minny: I think we should ban banning people from kitchens because it's stupid and unhelpful and only makes problems worse
Softmin: Elaborate please?
Minny: If one of your friends is a disaster in the kitchen, isn't it better to teach them how to cook rather than ban them from using it ever again? How are they supposed to learn if you don't let them???
Minny: Yes I'm mad and yes I will rant about it
Minny: Banning someone from the kitchen doesn't help anyone, it only makes them feel bad about themselves and prevents them from improving
Minny: Even if you don't have the time/energy to teach them how to cook, at least provide some resources! Or talk to them about it! Don't just ban them from learning!
Minny: Cooking is a skill everyone should have the opportunity to learn and you're taking that away from them
Minny: It only makes people feel bad which is why I think we should ban banning people from kitchens
Minny: Especially if the only reason you're banned is because you got high and made something explode inside a microwave
Dad: ...did Jisung do that?
jisung!!!: lol yes
jisung!!!: in my defense i was in a very bad place emotionally and didn't really care about anything .p
Beanie: I agree with Minho's rant
innie!!!: so wait, why do i have to come to minho's apartment?
Minny: If you want, I'll teach you how to cook
innie!!!: HELL YEAH!
Dad: LANGUAGE!!!
Minny: I already told Ji I would teach him some things so I might as well teach you too
innie!!!: HELL YES!
Dad: ...I literally just told you to mind your language :/
innie!!!: and i did? i said YES instead of YEAH
Dad: sigh...
Hyuni: Oh damn you got him to type out his sighs like some type of madman!
Dad: Hyuni pls...
Hyuni: :P
jisung!!!: LMAO SORRY FOR CHANGING THE TOPIC BUT CAN I SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT MINHO SENT ME THIS MORNIG?
fliplix: omg yes pls gimme the Minsung Tea™!!!
jisung!!!: i told him i was having a hard day aND THIS IS WHAT HE SENT TO SUPPORT ME
jisung!!!:

fliplix: LMAO
Hyuni: OMFG LOL
Dad: Minho please... Hahahha
Beanie: BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
Minny: Okay, but did it work?
jisung!!!: 10/10 successful
jisung!!!: you did great babe <3
Minny: ajhdsgfsak
fliplix: i really apreciate how jisung is the only one who can get minho to keyboard smash
fliplix: very cute!! ( ^_^ )
innie!!!: what happens if you boil pizza
fliplix: ...what
fliplix: where did that come from?
Minny: Jeongin please don't
innie!!!: but what happens!
Hyuni: It gets soggy?
Hyuni: Idk
fliplix: you get soggy, wet pizza
innie!!!: oh
innie!!!: thats disgusting
Minny: What did you think was gonna happen??
innie!!!: something cool!
innie!!!: they should have a tv show where they do stupid stuff with food to see what happens
Beanie: Isn't that like most cooking shows out there?
Hyuni: Are you calling the cooks stupid? LMAO
Beanie: Well I certainly don't understand what they're doing! So they might be!!
Minny: We will not be boiling pizza, just so you know
Minny: I haven't decided what I'm gonna teach you to cook but definitely not that
Beanie: oMG CAN WE GIVE SUGGESTIONS???
jisung!!!: yo that sounds fun! and then we can bring you guys the food u requested! .D
Minny: Yeah sure, just don't make it too difficult for us
Minny: Innie are you free to cook dinner tomorrow?
innie!!!: yeah ^.^
Minny: Great! I've already asked Ji so it's decided then :)
Minny: Yall can send your food requests to me or Ji or Innie in private chat
jisung!!!: should we go shopping for ingredients after class tomorrow?
Minny: Yeah let's do that
innie!!!: works for me!
Minny: We made a plan! :)
Wednesday 2:59 pm
Minny added jisung!!! and innie!!! to a group chat!
Minny set the chat name to Mysterious kitchen
Minny: Yo
jisung!!!: yo!
jisung!!! set Minny's name to Head chef
Head chef: Was that necessary
jisung!!!: yes it was very necessary! lol
innie!!!: would it be confusing to make us apprentice #1 and apprentice #2?
jisung!!!: that would be definitely be way too confusing
jisung!!!: which is exactly why i think it's an excellent idea! .D
jisung!!! set their name to apprentice #1
apprentice #1 set innie!!!'s name to apprentice #2
Head chef: Did you really have to make this as confusing as possible?
Head chef: Whatever
Head chef: Have you both finished your classes?
apprentice #1: yup yup .)
apprentice #2: yea i'm free ^.^
Head chef: Great! Let's go grocery shopping
Head chef: Are both of you in the music building?
apprentice #2: yas
apprentice #1: yup yup
Head chef: Wait there, I'll come to get you
apprentice #1: oki doki! .D
Wednesday 6:55 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
innie!!!: chan come quick ur food is gonna get cold!!!!!
Dad: Wait what
Dad: Did I miss something?
Dad: What's happening?
jisung!!!: RUN
innie!!!: BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!
Dad: wHATS GOING ON???!?!
Minny: What they're trying to say is that we cooked the food you asked for yesterday, and it's finished now!
Minny: You can come over and eat with us, unless you've had dinner already?
Dad: Uh, no I've been in the studio all afternoon
jisung!!!: HURRY
Minny: Are you free to come over now?
Dad: I guess I am, yeah
Minny: Great! You know where my apartment is :)
Dad: Oh
Dad: Thank you!
innie!!!: YOURE GONNA BE LATE
Minny: No problem :)
Dad: That's very kind of you
Dad: I'll be over in 10 minutes!
jisung!!!: HURRYYYYYY
8:02 pm
Dad:

Dad: cuties 💕
Chapter 41: fires & weekend trips
Summary:
SpearB: someone say something stupid please
J.One: i wanted to dye my hair rainbow today but minho talked me out of it because he thought i would look too much like the mcdonalds clown
SpearB: ...what the fuck
Chapter Text
Thursday 6:01 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: I'm trying to plan a weekend trip with Jisung and Changbin bc we're all stressed and I need you guys to hear about this
Hyuni: Why?
Dad: I asked where they wanna go and Ji says that anywhere except Daegu is fine
Dad: Jisung, do you wanna tell them why?
jisung!!!: i'm just not sure if they still have an arrest out for me or not!!!
jisung!!!: idk how the law works and i don't feel like getting arrested so i'm just avoiding daegu for the rest of my life in case someone there would recognize me
Hyuni: wHAT
fliplix: WHAT DID YOU DO???
jisung!!!: i was so criminally good-looking that the cops couldn't handle me 😌
Minny: I thought you set a house on fire?
Beanie: WHAT THE FUCK
Beanie: THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
jisung!!!: in my defense, i was dressed up as a firefighter
Softmin: ...this is not at all what I was imagining when you said there's an arrest out for you
Hyuni: HOW IS THAT A GOOD DEFENSE
Hyuni: WHAT DOES YOUR OUTFIT HAVE TO DO WITH IT???
innie!!!: but why were you dressed like a firefighter?
Dad: I'm more interested in the story about you setting a house on fire!!
jisung!!!: they're technically the same story
jisung!!!: the firefighter thing and the setting a house on fire thing
Minny: lol I already know all of this
Beanie: mINHO????
Minny: We talked about it before because I'm banned from our local e-mart and wanted to know if Jisung was banned anywhere
Dad: ...
Dad: I'm not even gonna ask how you got yourself banned from a supermarket
Dad: but WHY was Jisung setting a house on fire???
jisung!!!: okay so i have two siblings, right?
jisung!!!: an older brother and a younger sister
innie!!!: odd way to start this story but yeah, sure
jisung!!!: and my brother used to have a girlfriend who lived in daegu
Softmin: Please don't tell me it was her house you set on fire...
jisung!!!: shh, i'm getting there!
jisung!!!: ANYWAY
jisung!!!: she was cheating on him and i realized it because my #mindreading was completely out of control at the time
jisung!!!: but my brother knew that i didn't like her, so he probably wouldn't believe me if i told him that she was cheating without any proof!
Beanie: Oh god...
jisung!!!: so i used my #mindreading to figure out when she was inviting her hookup over and then i dressed up as a firefighter
Hyuni: Why a firefighter?
jisung!!!: idk what i was thinking tbh
jisung!!!: that it would be less suspicious? that no one would recognize me? idk
jisung!!!: anyway then i threw a burning bottle into her house while she had her cheatboy over
Beanie: "her cHeaTbOy"
jisung!!!: well i dont know what to call him! the guy she was cheating on my brother with!!
jisung!!!: but don't worry i made sure that no one got hurt!! the only thing that got damaged was the house!! it's fine!!
Softmin: How did you get an arrest warrant out for you, then?
jisung!!!: so u see...
jisung!!!: my brother's ex girlfriend and her cheatboy kinda saw my face and i'm pretty sure they described me to the police
jisung!!!: i got away tho!
fliplix: ...
Beanie: This has gotta be one of the wildest things that have happened in this gc
jisung!!!: this was yEARS ago though
jisung!!!: my brother broke up with her cause he found out she was cheating and everyone lived happily ever after!
jisung!!!: i will not be taking any more questions, thanks for today!
Minny: Lmao
Dad: ...okay
Friday 12:38 pm
[Private chat]: Binnie, Mom
Binnie: Hi mom. I've thought about this a long time, and I've tried saying it to you, but nothing has really changed so I need to say it now.
First, I'm sorry for yelling at you when you called yesterday. I was hurt by what you said but I still shouldn't have yelled at you. Sorry.
Second, I don't think I can keep calling you every week if our calls will be the same. You probably think that yesterday was a one-time thing, but for me, it's always been like that. I'm happy with my life as it is now and I hope you can be happy for me, even without knowing my power. I don't need to know that to live a good life, and I wish you could accept that.
I'm going on a trip with some friends this weekend and probably won't check my phone much. I can't call you, and even if I could, I'm not sure I have much to say. I'm sorry.
I love you. ♥️
Friday 12:39 pm
[Group chat]: 3RACHA (3)
SpearB: I just did something difficult, need a distraction
SpearB: someone say something stupid please
J.One: i wanted to dye my hair rainbow today but minho talked me out of it because he thought i would look too much like the mcdonalds clown
SpearB: ...what the fuck
J.One: so then we went to the dollar store and i bought a bunch of that temporary spray color you can put in your hair!
J.One: that way i won't look too much like a clown but i can still get rainbow hair ^_^
CB97: You're always a clown though, lol
SpearB: LMAO CHAN
J.One: hey!!!
J.One: i'm offended!!!!
CB97: Do you disagree? lol
J.One: well no, but i'm still gonna be offended that u called me a clown!! 😠
CB97: J.Clown!
SpearB: LMFAOOO
J.One: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK BRO???
J.One: that does sound kinda good tho
CB97: Right! It doesn't sound too weird when you say it out loud
SpearB: It's kind of weird, but I think it works anyway
J.One: yeah well i'm happy with j.one and i will not be changing it any time soon
J.One: were matching in this gc UwU i dont wanna ruin that
CB97: Are you saying that you would be okay with changing your chat name to J.Clown in the big gc? lol
J.One: no cause i'm matching names with innie in that one!!
SpearB: You haven't changed names since that group chat started though
CB97: Yeah! Don't you think it's time for a change?
J.One: stfu you hypocrite, you haven't changed yours either Dad!
J.One: i think u should change it to grandpapa lol
CB97: No thanks : )
SpearB: LMAO THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
CB97: Okay let's talk about something else?
J.One: coward
CB97: I talked to my friend who I thought we could stay with this weekend and he said it was fine!
CB97: He's a music producer so he also has a studio we could use for some songwriting and producing! : )
SpearB: Ooh that sounds really good!
J.One: is your friend nice?
CB97: If you're uncomfortable staying with a stranger though, we could do something else?
CB97: But he's really kind and considerate, not intimidating in the slightest!
CB97: You also wouldn't have to talk to him much, we'd just be staying at his house for two days
J.One: me meeting a stranger be like
J.One: my inability to talk to strangers VS my inability to shut the fuck up
SpearB: You were really good at talking to strangers when the group chat started though!
J.One: it's different over text < / 3
J.One: but i think it would be fine to stay with him! if he's chan's friend, he's gotta be nice
SpearB: Right!
CB97: I'll tell him we're coming tonight, then?
J.One: yup!
SpearB: Sounds good!
Chapter 42: Responsible Adult
Summary:
innie!!!: minho will kick you
Hyuni: I Love that <3
innie!!!: you're going to die bro
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 8:51 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: LMAOOOOOOO
jisung!!!: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COINCIDENCE OF MY LIFE LMFAO
Minny: Why?
innie!!!: what happened?
jisung!!!: so 3racha are going on a weekend trip, right? right!
fliplix: i really apprecite how u answer your own question, lol
jisung!!!: and chan said he had this music producer friend we could stay with for the weekend!
jisung!!!: so we were like cool! okay!
jisung!!!: and then we get there and it turns out that chan's producer friend?
jisung!!!: ITS MY FUCKING BROTHER LMAOOOOOO
Hyuni: Wait WHAT??
Beanie: Honestly how does something like this even happen
Softmin: Why are you going to a music producer when the whole reason you went away this weekend was to relax?
Dad: Making music is like breathing to me
Dad: I can't take a break from breathing, can I?
jisung!!!: music is a stress reliever for me
Softmin: Ooh okay
Softmin: That's fair
innie!!!: how did you not know that it was the same person???
Beanie: Well we didn't really talk about it before we got here
Beanie: Ji and I were just along for the ride :p
innie!!!: for safety reasons, that sounds stupid
Beanie: We never claimed we were smart!
innie!!!: ...i can't argue with that
innie!!!: still feel like u should have asked who you were staying with, though
jisung!!!: in our defense, we were going with chan and chan is a Responsible Adult ^_^
innie!!!: really??
innie!!!: i think chan's friend choices are... questionable
Beanie: But he's friends with us?
innie!!!: exactly!
innie!!!: that is precisely the kind of questionable friend choices i'm talking about
Beanie: ...
jisung!!!: you know what, that's fair
Softmin: Chan could make friends with just about anyone, so I don't really trust his judgment
Dad: wHY AM I BEING SLANDERED IN THE GROUP CHAT???
Dad: All I did was have friends!!!!
innie!!!: yeah :/
Softmin: *questionable friends
Dad: You guys are my friends though, and you aren't questionable???
Dad: And Brian is really nice!!
jisung!!!: whO iS BriAn???
Dad: He is literally your brother...
jisung!!!: ajkasdhfdg i know!! it's an inside joke lmao
Dad: ah I see
jisung!!!: he wants to be called young k
jisung!!!: which i think is stupid
jisung!!!: brian is also stupid, but at least i dont have to be embarrassed to say it in public
jisung!!!: but he doesnt wanna be brian
Softmin: Why is Brian a stupid name?
jisung!!!: all names are stupid tbh, not just brian
innie!!!: a very valid point!
Minny: Question
Minny: Why are Ji, Chan & Bin talking in the chat when they're together irl?
jisung!!!: ...
Dad: ...
Beanie: good question!
Softmin: Lmao
Softmin: Good luck with your music!
Beanie: Thank you!
Dad: Yeah we should probably get back to that, haha
Dad: See you guys later! : )
fliplix: bai
Saturday 10:54 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: GOOD MORNING GOOD LUCK AT WORK BABE YOURE GONNA KILL IT <3
jisung!!!: OR LIKE, NOT KILL IT BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY GET FIRED
jisung!!!: DON'T KILL THE CATS!!!
jisung!!!: OR YOUR COWORKERS!!!!!!!
jisung!!!: HAHAHA ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK ILY YOURE GONNA DO GREAT!!! <3
fliplix: y so much caoitalize??? im tire
jisung!!!: OOOOPS HAHAHAHHAHA
fliplix: ure still doing it :/
jisung!!!: OH YES I AM HAHAHAHHAHA OOPS
fliplix: wAIt
fliplix: minho starts his new job today??? at the cat cafe???
jisung!!!: YES HE DOES <3
fliplix: OMG GOOD LUCK MINHO!!!
fliplix: here take all my love and support! 💞✨🌸💫💛💕❤️💗🎉💖🌈⭐️❣️💓
Minny: I start at 11.15 so I have to put my phone away very soon
Minny: but thank you both <3
Beanie: Minho is such a responsible adult, getting a job and all that
innie!!!: this is the second time someone in this gc is being called a responsible adult
innie!!!: and once again, i have to disagree with it
Beanie: wHY?? WHAT HAS MINHO DONE????
innie!!!: can't believe you have to ask that question :/
jisung!!!: MINHO IS ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE!!!! DONT BE FUCKING RUDE!!!!
jisung!!!: (pls read that in a joking tone because i am not trying to start a fight with u mwah ily innie <3)
innie!!!: he threw fries at me from his window when i was coming over to visit him a few days ago
innie!!!: (thanks for clarifying lmao <3)
jisung!!!: OMG MINHO
jisung!!!: WHY?
Minny: Innie likes fries
innie!!!: not when you're throwing them at me from a window!!!!!
Minny: Would you prefer it if I was standing right next to you while throwing them at you?
innie!!!: that is NOT the point i was trying to make here
innie!!!: don't throw fries!! it's that simple
Minny: Ok I have to put my phone away now, bye
innie!!!: ... :/
jisung!!!: BYE GOOD LUCK ILY MWAH <333
Minny: <3
fliplix: that is the second heart minho has sent today
fliplix: i love this side of him
fliplix: he's so full of love <333
jisung!!!: MINHO IS ALWAYS FULL OF LOVE
fliplix: oh yeah i don't doubt that
fliplix: just meant that he's giving lots of hearts today and it's making me happy <333
Softmin: Why is Jisung writing everything in all caps?
jisung!!!: WHY NOT
Beanie: Because he hasn't put on his glasses yet and he thinks that capital letters are easier to see than small letters
Beanie: Even though they're pretty much the same size on your screen
Hyuni: wait WHAT
fliplix: jisung wears glasses????
jisung!!!: BRO...
jisung!!!: HOW DID U NOT KNOW??
Beanie: Yeah? Just like Seungmin and Minho and Innie
fliplix: WHAT THE FUCK
Hyuni: SINCE WHEN????
Softmin: Since always...?
Softmin: All of us just tend to wear contacts
fliplix: ...why did i not know this
Hyuni: I've been seing your stupid faces almost every day for several months now, and I didn't know you wear glasses??
innie!!!: i've literally worn glasses right in front of you though?
Hyuni: oh
Hyuni: damn okay
Hyuni: ...maybe I'm the one that needs glasses
innie!!!: yeah :/
fliplix: why are we such a mess??
Softmin: I ask myself that question every day :)
Softmin: (that is a joke)
fliplix: as you should!
fliplix: (it's ok i knew u were joking!)
Softmin: <3
fliplix: <3
Hyuni: awwww how wholesome <3
Hyuni: I'm gonna go bother Minho while he's working!
innie!!!: you don't even know the name of the cafe
Hyuni: There's only one cat cafe around here, it's not that hard to find
innie!!!: minho will kick you
Hyuni: I Love that <3
innie!!!: you're going to die bro
fliplix: welp
fliplix: rip hyunjin i guess! :/
Notes:
i made a joke about unstanning skz so that i can ult pixy instead and my sister tried to punch me :(
Chapter 43: realizations about self love
Summary:
innie!!!: place your bets now! :D
innie!!!: am i aromantic, asexual, aroace, or am i numb to my own emotions because of my power??
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
7:57 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Beanie: I had a realization about self love today
fliplix: tell us!!
Beanie: I'm not sure how to explain it but I would rather love myself for being stupid and ugly and Bad At Things??
Beanie: rather than to love myself for being smart and pretty and Good
jisung!!!: ...are you insulting yourself??
Dad: I actually can't tell if that's a bad thing or not
Softmin: What do you mean Binnie?
Beanie: I just mean that I can't love myself for being smart or pretty or whatever other positive things you can think of
Beanie: Because those things are conditional?
Beanie: Like, even if I think I'm good-looking most of the time, I will still have days when I feel ugly
Beanie: So I can't base my self love on being pretty
Beanie: Because it's not sustainable?? If that makes sense
Dad: OH I think I get it!
fliplix: that maeks sense!! ^_^
Beanie: It shouldnt matter if I find myself good looking or not, I still want to love myself
Beanie: Which is why I'd rather love myself for being ugly and stupid
Beanie: OR NO!
Beanie: I wanna love myself regardless of what qualities I have!
Beanie: Those things don't make me worthy of loving myself so instead of being like "I'm always pretty!" I wanna be like "sometimes I feel bad about the way I look but that doesn't make me less worthy of loving myself"
Dad: I think that's actually better than being like "everyone is beautiful, everyone is smart"
Dad: Because it's saying that you need to be beautiful and smart to have value
Dad: Which is not true
fliplix: oooh that is deep
Softmin: I think I agree with that
Beanie: You don't need to be pretty to be worthy of love
jisung!!!: that is deep and also very true
jisung!!!: i agree
Dad: Is everyone here for the support sunday by the way?
Softmin: I don't think I've seen Hyuni yet?
Hyuni: hi sorry I'm here!!!
Hyuni: I've been reading and getting dressed at the same time so I forgot to respond sorry!
Dad: No no it's okay, I just wanted to make sure we're all here before we start talking! : )
innie!!!: technically we already started talking
innie!!!: binnie is going first today
Beanie: I didn't mean to haha but yeah I'm done, that's all I had to say
Softmin: I've been overthinking recently
Dad: Oh! About what?
Softmin: Overthinking
Softmin: Like, I'm overthinking about overthinking and trying to realize why I overthink everything
Softmin: If that makes sense?
fliplix: i think i get what you mean??
Dad: Wanna talk about it? <3
Softmin: Yeah
Softmin: Ever since I started elementary school I've been known as "the smart kid" so I got used to people expecting things of me, but it made me scared to ask for help or admit when I don't understand something
Softmin: Cause I felt like school was the only thing I was good at. And that was in elementary, but I don't think I ever learned to be anything else
Softmin: If I don't understand something I just think about it really hard until it starts making sense, or I teach myself, because if I ask for help I'll be admitting that I'm not as smart as people expect
Softmin: I definitely think too much now and I think it's because of this, because I feel like I need to understand things before someone explains it to me, so now I overanalyze everything because that's what I've had to do in the past to feel like I have value as a person
fliplix: ahh no that sounds like it would be really hard
Dad: Just so you know, we don't care about your intelligence
Dad: You don't need to be smart for us to like you <3
Softmin: Thank you <3
Softmin: And yeah I'm not saying this to make you think I want to be called smart all the time, I just wish I was more okay with being stupid sometimes
Softmin: Because sometimes I am stupid and I don't want to feel bad about that
Beanie: Self love isn't earned by intelligence!! <3
Softmin: True <3
fliplix: hey so i mentioned having some Bad Thoughts last week
fliplix: or i think it was last week??
fliplix: whatever
Dad: Yeah I remember
fliplix: just wanted to say that i dont think those were actually bad thoughts i was just struggling to make a decision about something and doubting myself a little
fliplix: but not now!
Softmin: That's good!
fliplix: ajhdfhd sorry seungmin i interrupted
Softmin: What?
Softmin: Oh no I was done! Don't worry
Softmin: And I'm glad you figured out whatever was going on last week <3
fliplix: im still kinda figuring it out but its definitely not that bad now <3
Beanie: Good on you for figuring things out!
Beanie: Good on ALL of us who are figuring shit out!!
fliplix: <3
Beanie: <3
Dad: And everyone who feels like they're not figuring shit out, it will happen!
Dad: No feelings are permanent, you will get through whatever you're feeling right now <3
innie!!!: woah the support squad is being really supportive today
Minny: Are you surprised?
innie!!!: no, i know that everyone here is super supportive
innie!!!: it just makes me happy to know that we have this space to express things
Dad: Do you have anything you wanna talk about, Innie?
innie!!!: i do actually
innie!!!: place your bets now! :D
innie!!!: am i aromantic, asexual, aroace, or am i numb to my own emotions because of my power??
innie!!!: sorry this wasn't supposed to be a joke, i just don't know how to be serious
Dad: Figuring out your label can be confusing, it's okay
Dad: And if it's okay if you think you're one thing now and then realize later that maybe that label doesn't actually fit
Dad: Labels aren't meant to limit you, they're just there to describe what you feel or experience
innie!!!: that is actually very comforting to hear, thank you
innie!!!: i don't really have anything else to say about this but thanks
Dad: No worries <3
innie!!!: ^_^
Dad: Does anyone else wanna talk?
Minny: I had a great time at the cat cafe and it's making all my feelings really fluffy
fliplix: awwww <3
jisung!!!: ohmygod CATS
jisung!!!: minho i am going to visit you at work sometime and that is a Threat
Minny: Looking forward to it <3
jisung!!!: ajshdfhdgdhsfgak
jisung!!!: me too <3
Dad: Hi sungie <3
jisung!!!: i'm guessing that's your way of asking if i have something i wanna say
Dad: Yeah : )
jisung!!!: i've had a nice stress free weekend so i'm feeling good, going away has been nice
jisung!!!: thanks chan and binnie for taking me <3
jisung!!!: or well, thanks chan for taking me, since he was the one driving
jisung!!!: binnie was just... there, i guess
Dad: I enjoyed it too <3
Beanie: bro...
Beanie: I literally shared my snacks with you and this is what I get???
jisung!!!: OH RIGHT you did!!! thank you binnie mwah ily <3
Beanie: Aww ily2 <3
Hyuni: I visted Minho at work today!
Hyuni: but I didn't talk to him cause he seemed busy and it was his second day at the job so I didn't wanna bother him
Minny: It's okay
Hyuni: <33
Hyuni: other than that I'm just stressed but I don't wanna talk about it
Dad: That's fine! You don't have to talk when you don't want to
Hyuni: <33
Dad: Is there anyone I haven't asked yet?
innie!!!: yourself
Minny: Bang Chan! How are you today?
Minny: How have you been this week?
Dad: Are you sure I didn't miss anyone
fliplix: positive
Hyuni: Everyone else already said something
Beanie: It's your turn if you want to!
Dad: Ajkdhfghd
Dad: Well, I've had a good week! It was nice when Minho, Jisung & Innie started cooking
Dad: And going away this weekend was also very nice
Dad: I haven't had any bad dreams this week
Hyuni: that's good! <33
Dad: Yeah! It's been a nice week
Beanie: Nice!
fliplix: i hope everyone gets to have a nice week <333
Dad: I hope so too <3
innie!!!: i have to go hand in an essay but this was nice
innie!!!: thank u for today
Dad: Bye Innie! And bye everyone! <3
innie!!!: bye <3
jisung!!!: goodbye! ^o^
fliplix: baiii
Notes:
i feel like i'm just spinning a wheel and then project my own issues and insecurities onto whichever skz member it lands on lmao (today is was seungmin <3)
Chapter 44: Stress regress
Summary:
innie!!!: tiny isnt about height, it's about Energy
innie!!!: hyunjin has tiny energy
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday 3:33 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: hi how is everyone today? ^_^
Hyuni: Stressed™
fliplix: oh no! why? :(
Hyuni: Just got a lot going on I guess
Hyuni: School stuff and things I'm supposed to do, idk
Dad: Do you have some way to relieve stress?
Hyuni: Still trying to figure that one out, I haven't found something that works for me
jisung!!!: hang on a sec i'm gonna text you
Hyuni: Okay!
Monday 3:38 pm
[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣
jisung!!!: okay hi again
jisung!!!: this might be a really weird thing to remember but you once told me that you can shapeshift to a toddler and that your brain kinda goes into toddler mode
jisung!!!: do you think you would forget the things you're stressed about if you did that?
Hyuni: I could just shapeshift real quick and see if it feels better?
jisung!!!: im not trying to force you or anything! i just remember you said that and you also said you don't have a way to deal with stress so i just thought maybe this could be something
jisung!!!: if you don't think it's uncomfortable or anything, it just came to my mind when you mentioned stress!
Hyuni: I'm not uncomfy, I'm trying it now! ^.^
jisung!!!: oh okay! lemme know how it goes!
jisung!!!: or well i know you're gonna let me know, considering we're talking about it now
jisung!!!: i just meant...
jisung!!!: okay i'm not actually sure what i meant
jisung!!!: hyuni?
jisung!!!: did it work?
jisung!!!: hey it's been a few minutes are you okay? you said you were just gonna check real quick
jisung!!!: i assumed you'd come back once you've checked if it works?
Hyuni: Bbbbbb
jisung!!!: uhm hi?
jisung!!!: hyunjin?
Hyuni: Hyunjin
jisung!!!: yeah that's your name
jisung!!!: you there?
Hyuni: Hwanghyunjin
jisung!!!: hyunjin are you okay??? did something go wrong???
Hyuni: Hello
jisung!!!: yes hi hello, are you okay??
jisung!!!: your dorm is close to mine, is it okay if i come over?
Hyuni: Banana
jisung!!!: okay, i'm coming over
jisung!!!: is your door unlocked?
jisung!!!: ok i just realized you're probably not gonna answer that
jisung!!!: i'm going fast!!!
Monday 3:45 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: soooo
fliplix: did he just say that and then not come back?
innie: i guess theyre talking in private chat now
fliplix: oh oki ^.^
jisung!!!: well, not anymore! i'm at hyuni's dorm now
fliplix: oh?
jisung!!!: uh, you see
jisung!!!: he's kinda tiny?
Beanie: He's taller than all of us, wdym tiny??
innie!!!: tiny isnt about height, it's about Energy
innie!!!: hyunjin has tiny energy
jisung!!!: as in, hyunjin is currently about three years old and i guess we're playing tag in his dorm...?
Beanie: Wait what the fuck
fliplix: three years old???
Minny: How did that happen?
jisung!!!: he shapeshifted to a toddler
jisung!!!: i suggested it to see if it would take his mind off the things that got him stressed, and i'm guessing it worked?
jisung!!!: it doesn't seem like he wants to change back
Softmin: Wait, so has his brain become like a toddler brain? Is it even possible for him to shift back??
jisung!!!: yes it's possible, i've talked about this with him before
jisung!!!: he can shift back
jisung!!!: i just don't think he wants to right now
Dad: Do you need help looking after him? I could pick up some stuff on the way
Beanie: What do toddlers even need?
jisung!!!: might be nice if you could pick up some kid friendly snacks and a juice box or something?
jisung!!!: in case he gets hungry
jisung!!!: there's a playground pretty close or we could watch netflix if he gets bored, but i don't think he'd like any of the food they have here
Dad: On it!
Softmin: I'm coming over
jisung!!!: you don't have to if you're busy, it's not a problem!
Softmin: I wasn't asking
Softmin: Unless you really don't want me to come over?
jisung!!!: no no it's fine! i just don't NEED you to come over, but if you WANT to, then it's absolutely fine! .D
innie!!!: me too
fliplix: me three
Beanie: I'm coming too
Beanie: And Chan is already on his way to pick up juice boxes
Minny: Are we sure this won't overwhelm Hyuni?
jisung!!!: i'll ask him what he thinks about meeting some friends
jisung!!!: if he says no i'm not letting you inside
jisung!!!: except chan, because he's bringing a peace offering
Minny: If Hyuni says yes, I'll also be over soon
jisung!!!: oki i'm checking with him now!
fliplix: even if he says yes, we should probably not come in all at once
fliplix: maybe two at a time?
Softmin: Yeah, we don't wanna make him overwhelmed
jisung!!!: we're watching cartoons now and he said sure!
jisung!!!: i'm not sure he heard the question but yeah i agree with lix, don't come in everyone at once
innie!!!: we'll knock on the door two at a time!
jisung!!!: oki doki
jisung!!!: we'll be here watching cartoons ^_^
Tuesday 4:32 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: so many people stared at me when i was walking over to minho's apartment earlier today
Softmin: Why?
Dad: People can be judgy, try not to think about it
Dad: They're only strangers so what they think about you doesn't matter
Minny: Stop defending Jisung, he was being weird
Softmin: Weird how?
Minny: I texted him and complained about being thirsty
Dad: ...you could just have gotten yourself a glass of water instead of complaining about it to someone who's not even in the same building as you
Minny: yeah I know but I was lazy and didn't wanna get up
Minny: Anyway
Minny: Jisung got a glass of water from his dorm and then walked all the way to my apartment with it
Softmin: Ah, I see
Dad: ...that explains the staring
innie!!!: i can't believe i missed this!!
innie!!!: i don't think i've ever seen someone walk around with a glass of water in public before
fliplix: nooo i wish i saw that < / 3
Minny: I took pictures of him from my window
innie!!!: SEND THEM TO ME
jisung!!!: i already posted them on instagram, u could just check there .)
innie!!!: I'M CHECKING!!!!!
Hyuni: That sounds very random and very fun
Hyuni: Also, sorry about yesterday
Hyuni: I didn't mean to stay as a kid after I tried it out, but I just couldn't bring myself to age back!!
jisung!!!: no don't worry about it! toddler you was very well behaved!
Dad: You were honestly really cute
Beanie: I wish I had gotten more pictures < / 3
Hyuni: Ajhdsfghdsjhds
Hyuni: Thank you for not being weird about this
Beanie: Why would we be?
Dad: Lix deals with stress by gaming, I deal with stress by making music, why does this have to be any different?
Dad: If it works for you, it's good <3
innie!!!: you need to be a baby again because i don't have nearly enough pictures of you as a toddler!!
Beanie: Same! I agree!
jisung!!!: only if you want to and are comfortable with us being around you, hyuni
jisung!!!: it's for your sake, not ours <3
Hyuni: Thank you <3
Hyuni: But yeah I didn't exactly dislike it
Minny: Jisung, are you gonna want this glass back?
jisung!!!: why? do you wanna keep it?
Minny: No I just don't feel like bringing it back
jisung!!!: pls i'm thirsty
jisung!!!: bring me water
Minny: Okay
innie!!!: ...are they really repeating this?
Softmin: I guess so :)
Notes:
today i have been hit by the realization that I Exist To Other People and honestly?? it feels nice. sometimes the mortifying ordeal of being known is actually nice.
Chapter 45: Kicking the ceiling
Summary:
Dad: Who's going to jail? :/
Minny: Hopefully, none of us are!
Dad: ...I was joking but now I'm genuinely worried about this
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday 5:22 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: HYUNJIN WE NEED UR HELP
Hyuni: what with why whats happening??
jisung!!!: please come over to minho's apartment
jisung!!!: we need your long legs!
Hyuni: what why?
Minny: We're trying to kick the ceiling with both feet at once
Hyuni: ...why
fliplix: why not?
jisung!!!: yeah so please get over here, i bet u could do it!!
Dad: If you don't mind me asking, why are you trying to kick the ceiling?
fliplix: uh, actually chan
fliplix: we DO mind you asking
Dad: ...
Hyuni: I'm omw!
Minny: Great! :)
innie!!!: okay but can we discuss your techniques please
innie!!!: what method are you using to kick the ceiling?
Softmin: I agree with Innie and I feel like height doesn't actually matter, you need to be smart about this
Beanie: Why is this even a conversation that we're having right now
Softmin: Think about it!
Softmin: An infant could kick the ceiling if you lift them up high enough
Dad: NOBODY TRY THAT!!!!
innie!!!: oooh
Dad: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
Dad: THERE WILL BE NO KIDNAPPING OF BABIES!!!!!
innie!!!: or hyunjin could just transform into a toddler again
Dad: ...I mean if Hyunjin wants to do that, then yeah, sure?
jisung!!!: we jump on the bed, try to kick the ceiling, land on our backs
jisung!!!: like we kinda jump backwards so that our feet are angled toward the ceiling
jisung!!!: you get what i mean?
innie!!!: oh yeah!
Softmin: Then you need to put a lot of energy into the jump
fliplix: !!!
fliplix: great pointers seungmin, thank you! <3
Softmin: And don't tilt too far back because then you might land on your neck and that is Very Bad
Dad: What Seungmin said!!!
Dad: I do NOT want to attend any funerals today
innie!!!: i mean technically the funeral wouldnt be today if they died today...
Dad: I don't want to attend any funerals *AT ALL* in the foreseeable future
innie!!!: the "foreseeable future" doesnt exist
innie!!!: u cant see the future
Dad: I can actually : )
innie!!!: ...fuck, i didnt think about that
Softmin: Is Hyunjin there yet? How is it going with the ceiling kicking?
jisung!!!: yup i just let him in!
jisung!!!: binnie also came over because he wanted to try
Dad: BINNIE
Beanie: Oh so you yell at me, but not at everyone else
Beanie: I see how it is :/
Dad: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST THIS
Beanie: What gave you that impression????
Beanie: I just asked why we were talking about it in the group chat
Beanie: I feel like it's more important to try things out irl rather than just talk about it
Dad: :/
innie!!!: kicking the ceiling can't be that hard, i feel like someone should have done it by now
Softmin: Innie and I are also on our way over btw
Softmin: Chan, you should come too
Dad: Bold of you to assume I haven't been on my way since this conversation started
Minny: You don't have to worry about us, I have a first aid kit
Dad: Well now I'm even more worried!! Why would you need a first aid kit if things are going fine???
Minny: Just in case
Minny: I'm not saying anything bad is gonna happen
jisung!!!: hey you know what
fliplix: what
jisung!!!: i bet chan could kick the ceiling!
innie!!!: oooh
jisung!!!: that man can jump HIGH!
jisung!!!: definitely high enough to kick the ceiling!!
Dad: ...I really wish you guys could read my mind right now
jisung!!!: i can actually :)
Dad: Oh right I forgot about that!!
Dad: But yeah I'm just repeatedly telling myself "be responsible, be responsible, be responsible"
jisung!!!: lmao
Softmin: Okay but wouldn't the responsible thing to do here be to put an end to this?
Softmin: Kick the ceiling and get this over with once and for all?
Dad: ...
Minny: As soon as someone kicks the ceiling, we're done
Softmin: You would be solving everything by joining us in this
Dad: ...Fuck
Dad: You've convinced me
Dad: I've reached your house now
innie!!!: let the science begin!
jisung!!!: it's not science and we already started
innie!!!: ...
innie!!!: let the science continue!
jisung!!!: lmao
Wednesday 9:28 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Minny: I have a great idea
Dad: Who's going to jail? :/
Minny: Hopefully, none of us are!
Dad: ...I was joking but now I'm genuinely worried about this
Dad: What are you doing???
Minny: Jisung, Hyunjin and I came up with a fun plan for today
Minny: We're gonna break into a museum, hide, call the cops on ourselves and then see if they can find us or not!
Hyuni: Like hide and seek! :D
Dad: That is NOT how you play hide and seek!!!
Beanie: I mean I don't think it's a great idea either, but that's exactly how hide and seek works, soo...
jisung!!!: maybe none of us will be found!!
innie!!!: omg WHY didn't you invite me? :(
jisung!!!: that's why we're saying it here! so all of you can join if u want! .D
Dad: NO STOP
Softmin: This doesn't sound good, you could get arrested
Dad: What Seungmin said!!!
Minny: Obviously we wouldn't call the cops unless we find really good hiding spots
Minny: We don't wanna be arrested for nothing
fliplix: have u considered the fact that other people might call the cops on u before that??
fliplix: or there might be security guards
jisung!!!: hmmm
Hyuni: That is a good point...
jisung!!!: i'm definitely too young to be wanted by the police
Softmin: Aren't you already wanted by the police?
jisung!!!: i'm too young to be wanted by the police *AGAIN*
jisung!!!: once was enough 😔
Dad: Woah... I didn't know Lix was this good at stopping stupid ideas!
Softmin: If he doesn't join them, he puts a stop to them
innie!!!: honestly lix is the best at this
innie!!!: both at joining in, but also at stopping people from being dumb
Softmin: You were going to join them. Does that mean you're calling yourself dumb?
innie!!!: hey, let's not get too caught up on details here
Softmin: Yeah yeah okay
Dad: As long as no one goes through with this, it's fine : )
Dad: This group chat is really having a great week huh
Dad: Yesterday it was kicking the ceiling and now this
Hyuni: we're just full of creative ideas! ^_^
Dad: Yeah! You are : )
Beanie: For better or for worse
Minny: But usually for worse
Minny: It's more fun to be evil ;)
Hyuni: Yeah sure, you're evil
Minny: Are you doubting me????
Hyuni: I'm not having this debate again!!!
Hyuni: And no, I literally just agreed that you're evil!!
Minny: Well it sounded like you were being sarcastic!!
Hyuni: IT'S A TEXT MESSAGE HOW CAN U TELL WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE????
Minny: I KNOW YOU HYUNJIN AND YOU WOULD NEVER ADMIT THAT SO EASILY
Dad: Okay calm down!
Dad: No fighting in the support chat, please save that for when you meet irl
Beanie: Chan??!???
Minny: Gladly ;)
Hyuni: AAAAAAHHH
Softmin: Wow...
Softmin: What a mess
innie!!!: lmao
Notes:
i would like to ask everyone who reads this to NOT try and kick the ceiling. for the sake of your health and general wellbeing, Just Don't Do It <3
also, don't break into any museums (unless you're okay with being arrested)
also, they did succeed with kicking the ceiling, just so you know. minho did a handstand on a bed and kicked the ceiling when he was upside down
Chapter 46: I want to help
Summary:
fliplix: hey random thought
fliplix: i bet i would look better in a dress than changbin
Chapter Text
Thursday 8:06 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Beanie: I want to do what we've done for each other, but for other people
Beanie: I want to help
Dad: That's a nice thought but I don't really get what you mean?
Beanie: Like, this started as a support chat
Beanie: I know we've become friends through it and it's not only for support now, but nobody else talks about struggling with your power
Beanie: I wanna create a space where we can talk about that
Beanie: Like group therapy but power-related
jisung!!!: yo that sounds like a really cool idea
Hyuni: So like, you wanna start a therapy group?
Beanie: Kind of?
Beanie: And I mean outside of college, something that anyone can join
Beanie: I know that none of us are therapists so it wouldn't really be a therapy group, but a support group for people who struggle with powers
Minny: Do you mean that you want to do that as a job or just in general?
Beanie: No no, I want it to be for free
Beanie: I'm hoping to get accepted into a music producing internship after I graduate so hopefully that can be my income
Beanie: This is just something I want to do
Dad: That actually sounds pretty amazing
jisung!!!: some people dont vibe with groups so maybe we could have individual talks too?
Beanie: We?
Beanie: Wait are you saying that you wanna join me in this?
jisung!!!: i mean
jisung!!!: i thought you wanted us to?
Beanie: I wasn't gonna ask but I would love that
jisung!!!: no if you wanna do this on your own then it's ok!!
Beanie: I don't wanna do it alone, I just didn't think anyone would wanna join me cause it would be taking a lot of time and you'd still need another job
Beanie: So it might be more complicated than it's worth
Dad: I disagree, I also want to help with this! If that's okay with you?
Beanie: Yeah yeah of course!!
Beanie: So you're both actually serious about joining?
jisung!!!: i wouldnt say it if i wasn't
Dad: I am!
Beanie: Ok!! We can talk more about this later in the 3racha group chat then
jisung!!!: yeah .D
Dad: Sounds good!
Beanie: So cool!
Friday 11: 54 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Softmin: I have a photography assignment called "out of place"
Softmin: And the first thing that popped into my mind was this group chat
fliplix: what are u supposed to take pictures of?
Softmin: An object or person that doesn't seem to fit in with the scene around them
Softmin: Like, I don't know, a dog standing in line at the supermarket
Softmin: A cop being chased by a criminal
Softmin: Stuff like that
Minny: Like when Jisung walked around with a glass of water in public?
Softmin: Exactly like that
Dad: Makes sense that you thought of this group chat then!
Dad: (I mean that in the most positive way possible!!!) <3
jisung!!!: dont worry i dont think we even have the right to be offended
innie!!!: yeah true, we can be pretty random
innie!!!: but i think that's a good thing
fliplix: how many pictures are you supposed to take minnie?
Softmin: At least one, but my teacher said it would be good if we could try to get more
Hyuni: That's so cool!
Hyuni: You could try to get one picture with everyone in the gc if we're all down for that!
Hyuni: I know I am
fliplix: me too!! i would love to help <3
jisung!!!: yeah this sounds fun!
Softmin: I have ideas for a few pictures but no set plans
Softmin: So I'm opening to suggestions if you guys have any
innie!!!: you don't even need suggestion, you could just take pictures of us doing things
Beanie: True! This group chat can be pretty weird
fliplix: hey random thought
fliplix: i bet i would look better in a dress than changbin
Softmin: ...This hasn't even started yet and I can already tell it will be a mess
Beanie: hEY!!!
Beanie: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR AND I SEE THIS AS A PERSONAL ATTACK
Beanie: I would look AMAZING in a dress!!
fliplix: i mean like a prom dress
Beanie: Bold of you to assume that makes a difference
Beanie: I could rock any dress!!!
Dad: ...what is happening
fliplix: okay then! there's a thrift store downtown and they have a whole section with second-hand prom dresses
fliplix: really cheap
fliplix: i mean u don't have to buy any, you could just try them on
Beanie: I can be ready in 20 minutes!!!
fliplix: okay then!!! i will see you outside the dorms in exactly 20 minutes!!!
Beanie: You will!!!
Hyuni: I'm gonna come too, I'll bring my camera
Softmin: Ooh I also wanna get pictures of this! I'll be there :)
jisung!!!: hey i wanna try on dresses
Minny: Me too
Minny: Let's join them?
jisung!!!: yeah let's!
Dad: I should probably go too, just to make sure nothing bad happens
Dad: Last time any of you went shopping, you got kicked out from the grocery store
innie!!!: they calmly asked us to leave, we didn't get kicked out
Hyuni: Yeah Chan!!! There's a difference!!!
Dad: My point still stands : )
Softmin: You know, you could just join us because you like spending time with us
Softmin: You don't need a reason
Dad: ANYWAY I'll be there!
Softmin: Lol okay
Softmin: Maybe I can get some pictures of you guys wearing prom dresses in public for my photography project!
Beanie: I won't look out of place!! I'm gonna look GREAT!!
Softmin: That doesn't change the fact that you would be way too overdressed for a stroll down the street
Beanie: "Overdressed" isn't a real thing :/
Beanie: If I wanna wear a prom dress when I take a walk, I can wear a prom dress!!!
Softmin: I never said you can't! I just meant that it's generally not socially accepted to do that
Beanie: Fuck social standards!
Softmin: Yeah absolutely
Softmin: But that's still not my point
Beanie: ...what actually is your point?
Softmin: That I wanna do this photography project and this is an opportunity for me to get pictures for it :)
Softmin: Now let's go try on some prom dresses!
Beanie: Yes!!
Chapter 47: Out of place
Summary:
fliplix: its nice that youre open minded <3
innie!!!: hey you're literally talking about eating cereal on the subway
Chapter Text
Saturday 3:40 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Beanie: I am never inviting Seungmin & Jeongin to my place again :/
Dad: ...Do I even want to know what happened
Beanie: Doesn't matter if you want to know or not, I'm telling you either way! :)
Dad: Great!
Beanie: So I have a CD collection cause I love music, right?
Beanie: And Innie asked if he could look at what albums I had so I said yes
Beanie: Seungmin joined him after a while
Beanie: I didn't question anything, they were just looking at my music
Minny: lmao I bet they did something funny
Beanie: They switched places of my CDs!!!!! So the wrong CD was in the wrong album!!!!!
Beanie: I thought I was putting on a Queen album but then someone starts rapping???? like wtf?????
jisung!!!: this is why kpop albums have CD designs, you can't get them mixed up ^_^
fliplix: huh?
jisung!!!:

jisung!!!:
jisung!!!: no one could get those CDs mixed up!
Beanie: Sadly, I don't only listen to kpop :/
Beanie: But a lot of albums have like, text or something on the CD so they all do look different
Beanie: But it's not like I read that text before putting in the CD!!! Because why would the CD be in the wrong album??
Hyuni: because you invited two troublemakers into your home and let them play with you cds?
Beanie: Maybe
Beanie: MAYBE
innie!!!: this reminds me of seungmin's photo project <3
Softmin: Oh right! The one about being out of place
innie!!!: yeah! that's the one <3
Beanie: You say that as if you aren't literally the cause of all my CDs being out of place :/
Beanie: But yeah right! How's the project coming along Minnie?
Softmin: Felix and I are going to ride the subway together a little later, and he's gonna bring a bowl of cereal
Beanie: That sounds interesting
Softmin: Walking around with a random bowl of cereal in public is very rare
Softmin: It'll be a good photo, hopefully
fliplix: by rare im guessing you mean weird
Softmin: Out of place
Softmin: People don't usually bring their own bowls and cereals and eat it on the train, but it's not like it's illegal
Softmin: Do that if you want, I won't judge
fliplix: its nice that youre open minded <3
innie!!!: hey you're literally talking about eating cereal on the subway
innie!!!: save your compliments
fliplix: innie! :(
innie!!!: what???
fliplix: now i know that i should never eat cereal on the subway with you
fliplix: dont be like that innie < / 3
innie!!!: wHaT Did I do????
fliplix: all i wanted was to eat cereal on the subway 😔
innie!!!: i'm not stopping you??? i literally don't care???
fliplix: oh
fliplix: then why were u juding me?
innie!!!: i... wasn't??
fliplix: OH
fliplix: okay then! mwah innie ily im going out with seungmin now ttyl <3
innie!!!: LMFAO okay then
innie!!!: bye good luck!
Saturday 7:55 pm
[Private chat]: jisung!!!, fliplix
jisung!!!: yo lix
jisung!!!: can we try something?
jisung!!!: if you're unfomfortable with it we don't have to, i just wanna know if it would work
fliplix: what it is? ^.^
jisung!!!: when i'm reading someone's mind, can you try telling me to stop using my power?
fliplix: ooh
jisung!!!: and see if you can, like, override my mindreading that way?
fliplix: i'm not sure if it'll work but i'm down to try it!
fliplix: today?
jisung!!!: can we?
fliplix: yeah i'm free!
jisung!!!: oki
jisung!!!: come over?
fliplix: i am omw ^o^
Sunday 1:09 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
jisung!!!: LIX IT'S STILL WORKING OMG
fliplix: YAY omg that's great!!!
fliplix: sorry i can't talk rn but i'll be home in a few hours so i'll talk to you then <3
Dad: Oh? Where are you Lix?
Dad: And I don't know what you two did but it's nice that it's working (?)
jisung!!!: lix made my mindreading stop by telling me not to read minds!!
innie!!!: WAIT that works??
jisung!!!: yeah, it did! felix's mind control stopped my mindreading!
jisung!!!: i think it's not gonna work after a while, when his power wears off, but it has worked so far!!
fliplix: im meeting up w somone about a thing rn
fliplix: gotta go but cool that it worked!!
Softmin: Either Lix has a secret life that we don't know about, or he just made that sound way more suspicious than it is
Dad: Oh good luck Lix, I hope you have fun (?) whatever you're doing!
jisung!!!: thanks lixie, see u later! <333
fliplix: maybe i will tell u on suport sunday later anyway BYE! <3
Dad: Oh???
Softmin: If you want to tell us about it on support Sunday, it doesn't sound like it's a good thing
Softmin: Whatever it is, I hope it goes well and that you're okay!
Dad: Yeah, be careful and take care of yourself! <3
Chapter 48: Be honest
Summary:
Softmin: Obviously it would be nice if everyone was born with a good ability, or if you could find a way to manage the power you have
Softmin: But that's not always possible and it's never a bad things that you've made things better for yourself
Chapter Text
Sunday 7:55 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Hyuni: Hiiiii
Dad: Hello Hyunjin! <3
Hyuni: Do you ever accidentally lie to people?
Hyuni: Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this, I will actually cry I feel so bad
Dad: How do you mean?
Hyuni: Like, someone asked me a question today but I didn't hear what they said, so I took a wild guess and replied "no"
Hyuni: Then it turns out they asked me if I had breakfast today, which I did, but I already said no so I just kept going with that and pretended that I didn't have breakfast even though I did
Hyuni: Because I was too anxious to correct myself
jisung!!!: i've done that too
Softmin: Yeah same, you're not alone
Hyuni: THANK GOD, I was really worried I was being rude or something and I really don't wanna be rude to anyone
Hyuni: Even if it's on accident
Dad: If you didn't hear their question, why couldn't you ask them to repeat themselves?
Beanie: Yeah that might be a little easier
Hyuni: Too anxious < / 3
Hyuni: I thought he would think that I was being annoying because I already ask him to repeat himself like every single time we talk to each other
Hyuni: I didn't wanna do it again
Hyuni: And I had already asked like twice haha
jisung!!!: i've done that too but it's not like you're lying about something serious
Dad: Yeah, it doesn't sound like a bad thing
Dad: Maybe if you were constantly lying about small things like that on purpose it would be a problem, but idk
Dad: I don't think this is bad?
Minny: Does it bother you Hyunjin?
Hyuni: I just don't wanna be rude!! It's not like he cares if I had breakfast or not, he was just making conversation
Hyuni: And I responded wrong
Hyuni: But I guess it doesn't really bother me? It just bothers me that he might think I'm rude if he finds out
innie!!!: i think you should be honest
innie!!!: like you said, it's a small thing but the line between what's a small thing and what's a big thing isn't clear
Beanie: Yeah, honesty is important
innie!!!: since you have no reason to lie then you should be honest
innie!!!: just to clarify, i'm not saying you were rude!! i don't think this was rude
innie!!!: i just think honesty is important, even if it hurts people's feelings or changes someone's opinion of you
innie!!!: at least you would be genuine
Hyuni: I guess I see where you're coming from..
jisung!!!: i get what innie means but i don't think it matters if you lie about small things like this
jisung!!!: it's different if it's hurting someone's feelings, but this? no, it doesn't matter
Beanie: In some situations I do think it's better to lie, but this was just a casual conversation so there's no reason not to be honest
Beanie: I agree with what Innie said
jisung!!!: i get that, but if he already lied on accident because he didn't hear the question, i don't see a reason to correct himself or feel bad about this
jisung!!!: obviously you shouldn't go around lying about everything on purpose but in this situation i see no problem with just leaving it as it is
Beanie: Yeah in this situation it's too late to do anything about it, but if it happens again I feel like you should correct yourself when you realize that you've lied about something
Beanie: Even if it's an accidental lie
jisung!!!: to me, it just doesn't matter
innie!!!: if i found out that someone had been lying to me about a lot of small things i would feel bad
innie!!!: like, why are you lying to me? especially if you have no reason to lie
Softmin: To me, I guess it depends on who I'm talking to
jisung!!!: yeah same
Softmin: If it's someone I speak to maybe once a week, who I'm not really close with, then it matters less
Softmin: If it's someone I'm close with/wants to become close with, then that relationship needs to be built on honesty so I shouldn't lie, even about small things
jisung!!!: for me, i think it's about intentions
jisung!!!: this was a small thing and it wasn't meant to hurt anyone, so it's okay
jisung!!!: if it actually hurts someone then it's a different question but lying about whether or not you had breakfast isn't something that actually matters
Beanie: I can see what you mean but I still think honesty is more important, especially when the truth doesn't hurt anyone
jisung!!!: ah yeah haha
jisung!!!: for me, it's that the lie doesn't hurt anyone, so it's okay to lie
jisung!!!: lol i guess we just have different opinions on this
Dad: That's okay! People have different opinions and experiences : )
innie!!!: oh btw i'm not trying to say that anyone here is rude or that you're a bad person if you're okay with lies, i was just explaining my perspective
innie!!!: just so no one takes offense! ^_^
jisung!!!: ah no it's okay!
jisung!!!: and i guess i have a different perspective on this cause of my power, i know a lot of people lie about more serious stuff so this just seems insignificant in comparison
jisung!!!: but it's okay to have different opinions! and it's cool to hear how other people think .D
fliplix: OKAY GUYS im sorry
Dad: Hi Lix!
fliplix: i read everything u guys were saying and i feel bad and i need to tell u all something
fliplix: maybe i havent been lying, but theres something i have been keeping from you
fliplix: but it's nothing bad! or at least i dont think it is??
innie!!!: oh??
Minny: We're listening, take your time
Dad: Is this about the thing you were doing earlier today?
fliplix: yeah it is
fliplix: so a few weeks ago, i heard about this website for people who don't like their powers or who want different powers
fliplix: and ive been thinking about signing up for a while now
Beanie: That sounds like a good thing?
fliplix: i guess?? but it could also be dangerous so i had a lot of second thoughts about this
fliplix: basically, it's run by this girl who has the ability to make other people switch powers
fliplix: like, her power is to make other people trade powers
Minny: How does that work?
fliplix: if she has skin contact with two people at once, their powers switch
fliplix: so for example if she would hold onto jisung and jeongin at the same time, jisung would become an empath and jeongin would become a mindreader
innie!!!: oh wow
Beanie: So you sign up on the website, and then she changes your power with a random person...?
fliplix: no you get to find out your new power in advance
fliplix: it's kind of like tinder??
fliplix: the website gives you suggestions for new powers, from other people who have signed up, and if two people accept each other's powers then they get matched
Dad: Wait, is that what you did today??
Softmin: Did you meet up with her already???
fliplix: i was kinda cautious, not because i was scared about what my new power would be, but because i'm scared about who my own power would end up with
fliplix: i'm not naive, a lot of people would love the ability to mind control others and they would use it for bad things
fliplix: so i actually got an offer about two weeks ago for a person who i could switch powers with
fliplix: but i wanted to talk to that person more before i made a desision
Dad: That's really good, I'm glad you thought about that before deciding anything
Minny: A lot of bad people would become worse if they had your ability
fliplix: yeah! so i had to make sure this person wouldn't use my mind control to hurt others
fliplix: but yeah you guys are right, that's the appointment i went to today
fliplix: i accepted the offer and got an appointment to switch powers today
innie!!!: so wait you don't have mind control anymore??
fliplix: i don't, no
Beanie: Oh wow
jisung!!!: that's great lix! i'm happy for you <3
fliplix: oh thank you!
fliplix: i'm sorry for not telling you earlier i just wanted to think about it by myself
Dad: That's okay, it's your decision!
Dad: I'm sure we all would have been willing to talk about it with you if you were having doubts, but you don't need our permissions to do things
fliplix: honestly, it felt a little like i was betraying this gc??
fliplix: cause its a support squad for people who don't like their powers and now i got rid of the power i dont like
Softmin: Felix, we're happy for you, we really are
Hyuni: Everyone here understands your feelings about not liking your power, of course we're happy that you found a way to solve your problem!
Softmin: Obviously it would be nice if everyone was born with a good ability, or if you could find a way to manage the power you have
Softmin: But that's not always possible and it's never a bad things that you've made things better for yourself
jisung!!!: are you happy with your new power??
fliplix: thank you guys ;-;
fliplix: and yeah i am!
jisung!!!: good! that's all that matters ^_^
innie!!!: omg what's your power? :D
fliplix: breathing underwater!
fliplix: the person i switched with was a swimmer and aparantly youre not allowed to compete in normal contests with this power cause it gives an unfair advantage
fliplix: which is why she wanted to get rid of it! and now i can breath under water ^_^
innie!!!: woah nice!
Beanie: Congrats Lix! <3
fliplix: thank u everyone youre so nice ;-;
fliplix: i'm sorry i didn't tell u earlier, i realize now that you would have been supportive haha
fliplix: obviously you would be supportive!! i was just anxious
Softmin: It's okay, no one is mad at you <3
fliplix: oki thank you
fliplix: now we need to stop talking about this before i cry
fliplix: (happy tears but still!)
Dad: Okay! Does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about? : )
Hyuni: I already did ^-^
Beanie: Nope
Minny: not today
innie!!!: not me
jisung!!!: not me either ^_^
Softmin: I don't have anything
Dad: Oh
Minny: Do you have anything Channie? :)
Dad: I don't, actually
Dad: But I do have a songwriting assignment I should be getting started on haha
fliplix: good luck with your songwriting chris! <3
fliplix: bye everyone ^o^
Hyuni: Bai thanks for today <3
Chapter 49: bitch (affectionate) <3
Summary:
Dad: ...why are you talking about this as if it's a kdrama? This is literally just life
innie!!!: ah, life
fliplix: one of my favorite shows!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Monday 5:11 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: I am here to narrate an event that just transpired right in front of my own two eyes
fliplix: oooh sounds dramatic!
Dad: "I am so cute. The cutest. An absolute baby. So adorable" -changbin
Dad: "Yeah you're cute" -hyunjin
Dad: "FUCK YOU!" -changbin
Hyuni: actually, he tried to punch me after I called him cute :/
Dad: CHANGBIN!!!!
Beanie: deserved
Dad: NO!
Dad: DON'T PUNCH HYUNJIN!!!
Softmin: Hyunjin agreed with you when you said that you're cute, and your first reaction was to punch him?
Beanie: In my defense, I'm not very used to people agreeing with me
Beanie: But in their defense, that's probably because 9 times out of 10, I'm purposely trying to make them disagree with me by saying ridiculous shit
Dad: Changbin... why
Beanie: I only do that for the lols :)
Dad: No I was asking why you tried to punch Hyunjin
Dad: But tbh everything you just said sounds weird
Hyuni: Changbin sounds weird
Beanie: Looks like someone wants to get punched again!
Hyuni: jshdfghdgdh
Hyuni: ...no
Beanie: Oh? That didn't sound like a confident no ;)
innie!!!: hyunjin pain kink!
Hyuni: OMG WTF INNIE NO!!!!!!
Hyuni: NO NO NO NO
Hyuni: NOOOOOO
Hyuni: NOPE!!!!
Dad: Oookay, let's change the topic! : )
jisung!!!: Baby!
Hyuni: yeah?
fliplix: hi baby!
jisung!!!: Hang on, Ji calls both of you baby?
jisung!!!: I was expecting Lix to respond to baby, but Hyuni came as a surprise
Hyuni: Wait... are u Minho????
jisung!!!: yes lol I have hannie's phone right now
fliplix: why do u have sungies phone?? :0
jisung!!!: He's playing games on my phone and I wanted to see who would respond if Jisung said "baby" in the gc
jisung!!!: honestly I'm disappointed that I only got two responses, I was hoping Binnie or maybe Seungmin would respond as well :(
Softmin: Just because Jisung tries to call me baby doesn't mean I respond to it :)
Beanie: jisungie exclusively calls me dude or bro. nothing else
fliplix: LMAO
Beanie: or that one time he called me motherfucker
Beanie: or bitch
Minny: I DO THAT OUT OF LOVE!!!
Softmin: You call Changbin "bitch" and "motherfucker" out of love??
Softmin: Wait Jisung why do you still have Minho's phone
Softmin: Why aren't you switching back?
Minny: IM STILL PLAYING GAMES ON HIS PHONE I JUST HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF
Beanie: Defend yourself against what? The truth??
Minny: I SAY BITCH AND MOTHERFUCKER IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY
Minny: MY VOICE IS ALWAYS FILLED WITH LOVE WHEN I SAY THAT!
fliplix: bitch (affectionate) <3
Minny: YEAH!! LIKE THAT!!!
Minny: wait. i have a serious question
innie!!!: oh?
Minny:

Minny: why the actual fuck is this in minho's camera roll???
innie!!!: OMFG
hyuni: LMAOOOO
jisung!!!: Hey why were you looking in my camera roll??
Minny: omg no babe it was an accident!!
Minny: i wanted to send a meme but i forgot that i don't have my own phone so i saw your most recent photos!!
Minny: but my question remains. why the fuck?
jisung!!!: It's a nice meme, why shouldn't I have it in my camera roll???
Minny: you know what
Minny: that's fair
Minny: i accept that
innie!!!: waluigi >>>>
Hyuni: oh my GOD it's meme monday and no one said anything!!!
Hyuni: yall are FAKE FRIENDS omg i cant believe none of u told me < / 3
Beanie: Why do we have to tell you that it's a monday?
Softmin: Yeah, I feel like that's something you should just know
Hyuni: oh I see how it is!
Hyuni: you both hate me 😤
fliplix: hyunjin omg no one said that
Hyuni: you didn't have to!!
Hyuni: I guess I'm not wanted here :(
Hyuni:

Minny: HYUNJIN STOP BEING DRAMATIC no one here hates you!!
fliplix: hyuni ily <3
Beanie: It's fucking with my mind a little that Jisung has Minho's screen name and that Minho has Jisung's screen name
Softmin: Really? I think it's obvious
Softmin: Minho capitalizes, Jisung doesn't
Softmin: Except for when he's capitalizing entire sentences but that doesn't count
Minny: OMG SEUNGMIN BIG BRAIN <3
Softmin: He also uses way more hearts than Minho does
fliplix: i love how quickly everyone moved on from hyuni leaving the gc lmao
innie!!!: hyunjin: everyone hates me
innie!!!: everyone: no we dont. anyway, moving on! :)
fliplix: LMAO accurate!
Hyuni:

jisung!!!: oHMYGOD NOOO
jisung!!!: NOT ROBLOX MEMES
Minny: oooh this reminds me of that time minho and i played roblox and he just couldnt figure out how the game works! lmao
jisung!!!: Stupid ass marshmallow head creatures
jisung!!!: They all look like Bang Chan with their broad as fuck shoulders :/
Beanie: ...it seems like Minho still hates roblox
jisung!!!: IT'S SO DUMB AND EVERYONE THERE IS 7 FUCKING YEARS OLD
jisung!!!: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE THIS MANY 7 YEAR OLDS ALIVE RIGHT NOW!!!!
fliplix: minho calm down its just a game lol
jisung!!!: AND I CANT EVEN EAT MY SANDWICH??? SO WHY THE FUCK DO I GET A SANDWICH???!??
Minny: you can eat the sandwich
Minny: you did eat the sandwich
jisung!!!: LIES!!!!!!!!!!
Hyuni:

jisung!!!: MOOD
jisung!!!: BIG FUCKING MOOD
Minny: hey minho do u wanna play on our minecraft farm with me? <3
jisung!!!: Yeah sure
Beanie: ...wow, that was easy
Beanie: If Minho ever gets mad, I'm just gonna get Jisung to fix everything
jisung!!!: I'm always mad
Beanie: ???
jisung!!!: The world is a bleak place with no space for happiness
jisung!!!: You are a pawn in the greater game of the universe and it is infuriating to know
jisung!!!: I'm not mad but I'm not not mad, either
Minny: omg minho! our chickens just gave birth to a baby chicken!!! <33
jisung!!!: OHMYGOD Baby chicken!!!!! <3
jisung!!!: Nevermind everything I just said the world is bright and there is happiness in every little thing! <3
Beanie: ...
Hyuni: Okay great, can we go back to talking about my thing now
fliplix: what thing?
Hyuni: CHANGBIN PUNCHED ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM CUTE!
Beanie: I didn't know what else to do!!!
Hyuni: UH, you could've just said thanks???
Beanie: But I don't know how to take compliments!!!!
Hyuni: So you punched me?????
Beanie: IT WAS A REFLEX
Hyuni: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!!
innie!!!: i can't tell if they're genuinely arguing about this or if it's just a joke...
Dad: Don't worry Innie! I'm still with them irl and they are grinning at each other across the room
Dad: It's just a joke <3
Beanie: ALL I DID WAS CALL MYSELF CUTE
Beanie: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HYUNJIN AGREED WITH ME????
Hyuni: yeah because you ARE cute!!
Beanie: FUCK YOU
Hyuni: CHANGBIN!!!!
Beanie: OMG SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Beanie: IT WAS AN INSTINCT!!
Hyuni: LEARN HOW TO TAKE A FUCKING COMPLIMENT!!!
Dad: I would like to repeat that they are smiling at each other irl, because this group chat is making it sound like they're aggressive
Dad: They're not
Dad: They look like they're one second away from making out with each other
innie!!!: i did not need to know that
innie!!!: i did not WANT to know that
Softmin: Lol is Changbin trying to make out with everyone in this gc?
Dad: WHAT
innie!!!: sEUNGMIN????
Dad: WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT THE REST OF US DON'T?????
jisung!!!: Changbin is making out with people?
jisung!!!: Damn I didn't think he had it in him ;)
Minny: go get those kisses bitch (affectionate)!!
Dad: NO WAIT
Dad: DON'T START MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME PLEASE
innie!!!: okay but can we talk about what seungmin meant when he said that changbin is making out with everyone???
Softmin: Well, Binnie made out with Felix on a dare once
fliplix: i don't think that counts as making out?
fliplix: there was barely any tongue :p
Dad: Changbin and Felix?????
fliplix: dont worry there were no feelins involved! ^_^
fliplix: like seungmin said, it was just for a dare
Hyuni: OMG CHANGBIN HAS MADE OUT WITH SEUNGMIN!!!!!!
Beanie: hYUNJIN NO
Softmin: ...
Dad: OHMYGOD?????
innie!!!: WHAT
innie!!!: when??
fliplix: holy SHIT
jisung!!!: Oh?
Minny: OMG WHAT THE FUCK
Dad: SEUNGMIN?????
Dad: CHANGBIN???????
innie!!!: like, with feelings???
Softmin: Okay I guess this is happening
Softmin: So, remember my photography assignment?
Softmin: Binnie and I met up to work on that together
Hyuni: oh damn
Softmin: And yes we made out
Softmin: With feelings
fliplix: WAIT
Minny: secret relationship???
Beanie: And we said we wouldn't tell anyone because we have
Beanie: more feelings
Beanie: That we haven't talked about
Dad: That is extremely vague but as long as you're happy...?
Beanie: Seungmin maybe you should come over here so we can talk
Softmin: On my way
Hyuni: Oh!
Hyuni: Maybe Chan and I should leave then
Softmin: No!
Softmin: Or yes, get Bang Chan out of there
Dad: ouch??
Softmin: But stay
Softmin: Hyunjin
Softmin: Please?
Hyuni: ookay?
Minny: damn this is such an interesting drama
fliplix: right!!
fliplix: someone should get popcorn
innie!!!: i hope it has a happy ending
Minny: yeah me too
fliplix: if it doesn't, i will cry
Dad: ...why are you talking about this as if it's a kdrama? This is literally just life
innie!!!: ah, life
fliplix: one of my favorite shows!
Minny: personally i fucking hate it but there are some good episodes!
innie!!!: imo the writers really lost it around the 13th season, but i agree there have been some really good episodes
fliplix: the current season is really interesting
Minny: yeah but omg if they leave this episode on a cliffhanger i might scream
innie!!!: i think it's gonna end on a cliffhanger
fliplix: nooooo < / 3
Minny: but i really wanna know if the couple will end up together or not!!
innie!!!: which is exactly why i think it'll end on a cliffhanger
innie!!!: we're so invested in the characters now so the writers know that everyone will come back for the next episode if they leave this one on a cliffhanger
fliplix: damn i can't believe they're playing with my feelings like this
Minny: if the couple doesnt get together, i think the ratings will go down cause everyone will be mad
Minny: so theyll probably get together
innie!!!: you can't be sure though, they have a lot of things they need to talk about
fliplix: yeah! and the secret relationship wasnt even shown at ALL before this
Minny: oh shit youre right
innie!!!: CLIFFHANGER
fliplix: noooo < / 3
Notes:
i was gonna put an author's note after the last chapter to explain the moral reason for why felix switched power immediately after discovering that he could use his power to help, like how he stopped jisung's mindreading, but i forgot so i'm saying it here:
you never have to sacrifice your own wellbeing for others. felix could have helped several people in the support squad with his power, but he hated it and it was making him suffer, so he switched, even if it meant he couldn't help them anymore.
basically, the moral was, don't make decisions about your own life based on how it affects others. it's not selfish to put your own wellbeing first.
okay that's it thank you for today everyone, i hope you have a nice day! <3
Chapter 50: Dreams and fate
Summary:
Minny: I think it means Jisung and I should make babies ;)
jisung!!!: i see this as a sign that minho and i should have kids
jisung!!!: SOULMATE BRAINS <333
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Minho is eight years old when he falls off the jungle gym and realizes that he can fly.
One second, he's reaching for the next bar to pull himself up, and then his foot slips and he tumbles off the side of it.
Minho gasps, too shocked to scream. He's fully prepared for the pain when he collides with the ground, even closes his eyes so he doesn't have to see, but it never comes. It takes a several moments before he dares peek his eyes open and look.
He's suspended in the air beside to the jungle gym. A little girl on the other side of the playground is pointing at him, saying something to the adult standing next to her. Minho can't hear what she's saying, but he can guess. After all, everyone has a power. This just so happens to be Minho's.
He floats down to the ground slowly. Not that he'd actually been very high up. It was mostly the shock that made him so scared when he slipped, combined with the fact that he's terrified of heights.
Once he's safe on the ground again, he turns to glare at the jungle gym, as if the playground is at fault for this. It's not even been a minute since he discovered his power, and he already hates it, he hates it so much.
Aren't powers supposed to be fun? That's what it's like on TV. Finding out what your power is, that's meant to be a big day, some people even celebrate it with cake and games and presents.
Before Minho has time to think more about this, there's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around.
There's a boy, even smaller than he is, with round cheeks and big eyes. He's looking at Minho nervously.
"Hi", Minho says, because even though he's mad about discovering his power, he's not going to be rude. Especially not to a little kid (the fact that he himself is also a little kid does not register in his mind).
"Hi", the boy echoes. He smiles at Minho. "You just flied."
"Flew", Minho corrects, but he returns the smile. "And yeah, I guess I did."
"That was really cool!"
Even though Minho is still a bit mad, he beams at the praise.
"Yeah! It kind of was. I don't like flying, though. It's too high."
The other boy tilts his head.
"You're afraid of heights?"
Normally, Minho would not admit that, but he finds himself nodding.
"Yeah."
"So you don't like your power?" the boy asks.
Minho shakes his head. For some reason, the other kid smiles and claps his hands at this.
"My friend is like that, too! He also hates his power." The boy reaches out to take Minho's hand, and Minho lets him. "His name is Chris, but he said that I can call him Chan, but I call him Chris because my mom said that no one should have to change their name just because others don't know how to say your real name. I don't really know what she means, but I think she's right."
Minho isn't sure what Jisung's mom means either, but he nods and lets the boy pull him all the way across the playground. Right as they pass the big slide in the middle, he realizes that he never asked for the boy's name. His mom would be so mad if she knew.
"What's your name?" Minho asks.
The boy looks back and gives him another smile.
"I'm Jisung. I'm seven. You?"
"Minho, and I'm eight, but I'm turning nine in two weeks."
They reach the swing set on the furthest edge of the playground, and Minho thinks they're going to the kids on the swings, but then Jisung turns and leads them to the low fence that separates the playground from the park around it.
There's a boy, not much taller than Minho himself, balancing on the fence.
"Chris!" Jisung calls.
The boy on the fence turns to them and smiles brightly when he sees Jisung. His eyes drift to Minho, and even though he doesn't recognize him, Chris raises a hand to wave.
Minho waves back.
"Who's this?" Chris asks, jumping down from the fence and walking up to the them.
"This is Minho!" Jisung says. "He's eight and he can fly, but he doesn't like flying, so he reminded me of you!"
Chris turns to Minho.
"Hi! I'm Chris."
"Hello", Minho greets.
Jisung, who seems to be getting more and more energized for every second and is practically vibrating at this point, gestures to Chris.
"Chris has prosthetic dreams!"
Minho isn't sure what that means, but Chris stifles a laugh.
"They're called prophetic dreams, Sungie, but yeah. That means I have dreams about the future", he adds, seeing Minho's confusion. "Dreams that usually come true. I don't really like sleeping, because I've had pretty bad ones. That's why I don't like my power."
Minho nods. He can relate, even though he hasn't had his own power for very long, but he imagines that it's worse for Chris because he doesn't have any control over when he dreams. At least Minho can chose to stay on the ground. It's not like Chris can stop himself from dreaming.
Jisung grins and takes both of their hands, bouncing a little on his feet.
"We're gonna be so good friends!" he says. Then he stills and turns to Minho, looking a bit worried. "You wanna be our friend, right?"
Minho smiles.
"Sure!"
Tuesday 10:03 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: I just had a really weird dream about us
jisung!!!: oh??
Minny: Good or bad?
Dad: It was only me, Jisung and Minho there
Dad: But we were kids, and we met at a playground
Dad: So I guess this wasn't a prophetic dream? Because we didn't know each other when we were kids
innie!!!: didn't you say some of your dreams are meant to be taken as metaphors?
fliplix: ooooh yeah! maybe this dream symbolizes something!
Dad: Maybe!
Dad: But I don't know what it would symbolize
Minny: I think it means Jisung and I should make babies ;)
jisung!!!: i see this as a sign that minho and i should have kids
jisung!!!: OMG
jisung!!!: SOULMATE BRAINS <333
Minny: Oh damn we sent that at the same time lmao
Minny: soulmate brains <3
innie!!!: HEY WAIT maybe it means that we're meant to be together
innie!!!: like, since this dream looks like it's from a different universe (??)
Dad: Oh maybe! Like, no matter what universe we're in, we'll always find each other
innie!!!: yeah! like fate
Hyuni: GOOD MORNING I HAVE BOYFRIENDS
Dad: Oh hi Hyunjin! <3
Dad: BOYFRIENDS????
fliplix: ohmyGOSH i am SO happy for you!! <333
jisung!!!: CONGRATULATIONS HYUNI OMG THAT'S AMAZING!!!! <3 <3 <3
Minny: Changbin and Seungmin?
Beanie: YEAH I ALSO HAVE BOYFRIENDS!!!
Softmin: Me too
Softmin: (yes, this is our announcement that we're dating)
fliplix: awwwwww omg this is great!!
innie!!!: congrats guys! i hope you're not gonna make out in front of me
Beanie: No promises! <3
innie!!!: BINNIE NO
jisung!!!: omg does this mean i'm allowed to expose hyunjin for how much he has talked to me about changbin and seungmin?? :D
Hyuni: SUNGIE NO
Minny: Ooh I wanna expose Changbin! He talked so much about Hyunjin and Seungmin with me!
Beanie: MINHO NO
fliplix: no one is allowed to expose anyone!!!
fliplix: or u kinda already did...
fliplix: but no more exposing!! we need to hear the full story
Softmin: We met up, we confessed, now we're dating
fliplix: seungmin PLEASE
fliplix: where are the details?? the drama??
Hyuni: Tbh there's not a lot to say about it...?
fliplix: oh
fliplix: if hyunjin is saying it then it's gotta be true
jisung!!!: yeah! if hyunjin can't make it dramatic, no one can
Beanie: Honestly, Seungmin and I kinda got everything out of the way when we made out
Beanie: So we didn't have to talk a lot
Beanie: Then Hyunjin came over yesterday and we were all nervous but then we just! Talked!
Dad: That's good!
Beanie: Yeah! <3
innie!!!: hey maybe chan's dream was a sign that they would start dating
Beanie: How??
Beanie: Chan's dream had nothing to do with us???
fliplix: if u think about it hard enough you can probably find a way to make that make sense
innie!!!: jisung and minho are dating, and they were the only other people in chan's dream aside from chan
innie!!!: so it was a sign that there would be more couples coming!
Dad: It was just a dream, I don't think we have to read into it too much
fliplix: chris, we're gonna need an extremely detailed account of your dream
fliplix: every single detail matters!
jisung!!!: i love how fast we all got distracted from the fact that changbin and hyunjin and seungmin are dating lol
Minny: I mean...
jisung!!!: yeah ure right, everyone here is so easily distracted, it's not surprising lmao
Minny: We could have a double date in roblox ;)
jisung!!!: i thught u hated roblox??
Hyuni: Omg that sounds fun!!
Hyuni: I already have an account!!
Softmin: I've never played before but how hard can it be?
Minny: You will regret saying that :)
Beanie: Okay...?
Beanie: Wanna do it later today?
jisung!!!: yes!!!!!
Minny: Sure ;)
Softmin: Yeah
Hyuni: Yes!
Hyuni: omg so cool
Notes:
chan's dream was actually gonna be a fic, but i dont have patience for long written fics so i decided to make it a texting au instead and that's how this story was born! so yes that dream scene was written before this fic even existed and it wasn't supposed to be a dream at all
Chapter 51: graphic design is my passion
Summary:
i'm sorry about this chapter. genuinely. so many words, and they're all so incredibly useless. i'm not even gonna give it a real summary it's just stupid
Chapter Text
Wednesday 4:08 pm
[Group chat]: 3RACHA (3)
SpearB: I've been looking up things for starting a support group and you know what I found
SpearB: A house
J.One: you mean like a place where we can have the group talk things??
SpearB: No I mean a literal house, like a building to live in
J.One: yeah but do u wanna turn it into a building for your support group stuff???
SpearB: It's a building with bedrooms and a kitchen and a living room and bathrooms and that kind of stuff
SpearB: Rooms you need in a house
J.One: yeah but WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
J.One: what do you wanna do with the house?? why are you telling me about it?? how is this related to the support group???
SpearB: How interested are you in graphic design?
J.One: BINNIE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
SpearB: I was thinking about designing a poster for the support group, so people can hear about it!
SpearB: And also some sort of poster for social media, so the poster should definitely be done digitally
J.One: hOW THE FUCK IS THIS RELATED TO THE HOUSE U WERE TALKING ABOUT????
SpearB: The building has two floors
J.One: tHAT ANSWERS LITERALLY NONE OF MY QUESTIONS
SpearB: So we could live upstairs and turn the big room downstairs into a place for the support meetings!
J.One: ohmy GOD was that really so hard to say???
J.One: also wait do you wanna live with me? <3
J.One: we're still doing the support group thing together, right? you didn't kick me out??
SpearB: Lmao why would I kick you out? I already said that I wanna do this with you and Chan
J.One: wait are u actually suggesting we buy a house together
SpearB: Maybe I am
SpearB: But also how we're gonna do this support group thing! We can't do it if there aren't any people in the support groups
J.One: ooh right, so we should make a poster
J.One: like you said
SpearB: And advertise it on social media or whatever
J.One: right that makes sense
SpearB: But to do that, we need the poster to exist first
J.One: yeah, that seems like a pretty important part
SpearB: So I was just wondering how interested you are in graphic design?
J.One: oh i'm extremely interested!!
J.One:
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SpearB: That is a meme
J.One:

SpearB: ...maybe we should ask Hyunjin to help us make a poster
SpearB: He's good at creating nice visual things
J.One: ok but can we at least use comic sans for the font??
SpearB: Can't we at least pretend that we're professional?
SpearB: Literally anything else would be better
J.One: comic sans
SpearB: No
J.One: comic sans!
SpearB: No!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
J.One: COMIC SANS!
SpearB: NO!
Wednesday 6:45 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: ...What the actual fuck
Dad: Why do I have 500+ notifications from the 3racha group chat?
Dad: Changbin, Jisung
Dad: Care to explain? :/
innie!!!: OwO ?
fliplix: oh no drama in 3racha?? :0
Beanie: Jisung wants to use comic sans on our poster, I don't want that
jisung!!!: oh i don't actually wanna use comic sans lmao
jisung!!!: it's just fun to go against you ;)
Beanie: ...
Dad: Oh my god...
Beanie: HAN JISUNG
Beanie: WE WERE ARGUING FOR HALF AN HOUR, AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN SERIOUS ABOUT IT???
jisung!!!: yeah ^_^
Beanie: OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOD
Beanie: I JUST WASTED SO MUCH TIME
Beanie: JUST FOR THIS, I THINK WE SHOULD GET COMIC SANS ON THE POSTER!!!
jisung!!!: binnie no pls it was a joke, no comic sans
Beanie: COMIC SANS!
jisung!!!: no please
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!
jisung!!!: NO
Dad: Oh fuck, here we go again... :/
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!
jisung!!!: NO!
Hyuni: CAN YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE DRAFT I JUST EMAILED BOTH OF YOU FOR A POTENTIAL POSTER??????
Beanie: COMIC SANS
Beanie: oh you already made something??
Hyuni: I'm not talking to you until you look at my draft.
Beanie: A poster for the support group?
jisung!!!: dude he literally just said that he's not talking to you
jisung!!!: you can't ask a follow up question when he's ignoring you
Beanie: Shut up
jisung!!!: sHuT uP XD
Beanie: oH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
jisung!!!: THIS IS REVENGE FOR HOW FUCKING CONFUSING YOU WERE EARLIER TODAY WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT RANDOM ASS HOUSES
Beanie: I sent you some pictures of the house I was talking about by the way!
jisung!!!: oh yeah i saw! it's really pretty! <3
jisung!!!: bUT WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BRING IT UP IN A NORMAL AND LOGICAL WAY??? I HAD NO IDEA WTF WAS GOING ON
Beanie: I WAS JUST EXCITED TO SHARE MY NEWS WITH YOU AND THEN YOU GO AND START A WAR OVER COMIC SANS?????
jisung!!!: IT WASN'T A WAR I WAS LITERALLY JUST STATING MY OPINION, YOURE THE ONE WHO TURNED IT INTO A BIG THING!!!!
Beanie: YEAH BECAUSE COMIC SANS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL!!!
jisung!!!: sidenote but can i borrow your mic to record something? mine is acting up, idk why
Beanie: Yeah sure! I'll bring mine over later
Beanie: You have a microphone cable already, right?
jisung!!!: yeah yeah i just need a microphone! thank you!
Beanie: No problem! <3
Beanie: IT'S LITERALLY JUST A FONT, WHAT WAS THE POINT IN YELLING SO MUCH OVER IT?????
jisung!!!: BRO YOU LITERALLY DID THE EXACT SAME THING JUST NOW!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS THE ONLY ONE YELLING!!!
Beanie: I FUCKING HATE COMIC SANS THAT SHIT IS THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
jisung!!!: YOURE THE UGLIEST THING IVE EVER LAID EYES ON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
jisung!!!: ha! got you!
Beanie: ...I should have seen that one coming smh :/
Dad: Are you guys done yelling yet?
jisung!!!: no just hang on a second chan <3
Dad: Ok. <3
jisung!!!: I LOST BRAINCELLS WHEN I WAS READING THE FIRST FEW MESSAGES YOU SENT ME
Beanie: YEAH, SO???? I LOSE BRAINCELLS EVERY SINGLE TIME I TALK TO YOU
jisung!!!: MY BRAINCELLS ARE FUCKING ALLERGIC TO YOUR BRAINCELLS
Beanie: SAME HERE!
Beanie: Can we be done yelling now?
jisung!!!: yeah sure ^_^
jisung!!!: chan we're done now!
Dad: Yeah, I saw
fliplix: have u looked at hyunjin's poster idea yet?
Beanie: ...
jisung!!!: i'm pulling up the email right now!
Beanie: Me too!
fliplix: lmao
Dad: What a fucking mess
fliplix: :0
fliplix: bad word! bad word! you just said Bad Word!!!
Dad: Yeah well, I felt like the situation required some bad fucking language
fliplix: :0
Chapter 52: Je t'aime plus que tout au monde
Summary:
Softmin: I don't have feelings
Softmin: Feelings are for the weak
Notes:
i dont trust google translate so thanks to my friends for translating the messages in this chapter lol ily <3
Chapter Text
Thursday 7:40 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: im with seungmin and he's drunk and he keeps talking to me in german
fliplix: oh, nevermind
fliplix: he just switched language again!
Dad: What why??
fliplix: i have no idea
Beanie: Why is he drinking?
fliplix: i don't know but that's what he done
fliplix: i had to help him walk over here because he couldnt walk straight
jisung!!!: what happened??
fliplix: he got drunk
fliplix: omg he's getting his phone now, get ready everyone!
Softmin: Heeeeeeeei <333
Hyuni: Seungminnie are you okay?
Softmin: Hyunjni!!
Softmin: du är så jävla vacker och jag fattar verkligen inte hur en enda person kan göra mig så här lycklig
Beanie: Minnie, we can't understand you
Hyuni: Could you try using a language we understand baby?
Softmin: Bibniee!!
Softmin: J'adore parler avec toiiiii
Hyuni: ...that is a different language but I still have no idea what you're saying
Softmin: Je t'aime plus que tout au monde <3333
Beanie: I'm sorry Minnie but we don't speak french
Softmin: :((
Softmin: takie to smutne, alexa puść despacito
Hyuni: Could you please try english or korean?
Softmin: Jeg er så lykkelig
Softmin: Jag känner mig så konstig hahahhaha
Softmin: Hyunjin visste du at du er fin???
Beanie: Felix, you're with him irl right now, aren't you?
fliplix: yup yup
fliplix: he is on the couch and smiling at his phone
fliplix: he's clearly having a lot of fun talking at you guys
Hyuni: Talking AT? Do you mean talking TO?
fliplix: well you're clearly not having a conversation, so no, not really
fliplix: it's more like he's just having fun saying things at you
Softmin: I am the luckiest person in the world
Softmin: La mayoría de personas solo tienen un novio
Softmin: Yo tengo DOS!
Beanie: I would put this into google translate so I can try to understand, but the messages are moving too fast
Hyuni: Maybe you're just slow lmao
Softmin: Ich vermisse dich :((
Hyuni: Ok Binnie and I are coming over
Hyuni: Where are you guys?
Softmin: Vänta va
Softmin: Förstår ni vad jag säger???
fliplix: we're in my dorm
Beanie: Ok we're on our way!!!
Friday 9:12 am
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Softmin: Hate to break it to you guys but I'm still alive and well
Dad: Why do you say that as if it's bad news???
Dad: That's great!! I'm glad you're okay!!
Dad: Are you feeling better?
Softmin: I wasn't feeling bad yesterday
Dad: Well, you got drunk in the middle of the week and kept speaking in languages that no one could understand
Dad: We were a bit worried
Softmin: Oh
Softmin: I don't approve of you worrying about me
Softmin: But I'm better today!
Dad: …that's not something you can just disapprove of???
Dad: anyway, I'm glad to hear that! <3
jisung!!!: seungminnie ^o^
Softmin: Hi Sungie!
jisung!!!: are u hungover? do u need anything? a hug? hot cocoa? a nap?
Softmin: Thanks, but I'm okay <3
Softmin: I need to go to class but I'll talk to you later?
Dad: Okay, good luck in class!
jisung!!!: bye seungminnie! <333
Friday 12:32 pm
[Group chat]: Beanie, Hyuni, Softmin (3)
Beanie: Hey do you guys wanna meet up later and get ice cream?
Hyuni: Yes!! <3
Softmin: Yeah!
Softmin: I finish at 3
Beanie: I have no more classes today so I'm free whenever
Hyuni: I need to spend 3 hours on a project but I get to decide when I do those 3 hours so we can go when Seungmin's class finishes!
Beanie: Sounds good!
Beanie: And Minnie..
Beanie: I translated the messages you sent us yesterday
Softmin: Please ignore those, I was drunk and couldn't even stick to one language haha
Beanie: You seemed to be very in love lol
Softmin: No, you're lying
Softmin: I don't have feelings
Softmin: Feelings are for the weak
Hyuni: But Minnie :( we love you <3
Softmin: ...and I am a very weak man
Softmin: I love you guys too!
Beanie: Were you texting in other languages because you were confused drunk or because you didn't want us to understand what you were saying?
Softmin: ...probably a bit of both?
Beanie: I see
Beanie: You don't have to hide that you like us! I mean, we like you too
Beanie: I think that much is obvious considering we're your boyfriends
Hyuni: Akjsdhfjdsgfd that word still looks fake omg I can't belive it
Softmin: Sorry for getting drunk and attacking you with all those weird messages haha, you didn't have to come over and take care of me
Softmin: And sorry for disappearing before you woke up this morning
Hyuni: You don't have to apologize! We came over because we wanted to!
Beanie: We wanted to be with you!! I don't know why you decided to drink but we're not mad at you for any of it
Beanie: If you wanna talk, we can do it when we go get ice cream? If that's okay for you?
Softmin: Yes it is
Softmin: Thank you
Hyuni: <333
Softmin: <3
Chapter 53: the Kermit cult
Summary:
innie!!!: if I was a real person I would be Satan
Beanie: yOU ARE ALREADY A REAL PERSON
Beanie: SATAN IS NOT A REAL PERSON!!!!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Saturday 1:07 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
fliplix: hey i just wanted to say
fliplix: if anyone wants the link for that website where u can switch powers, i can send it to you
Dad: Thanks! I'm probably not interested right now, but I'll keep it in mind!
jisung!!!: can you send me the link
jisung!!!: i'm not saying i'm gonna do it, i just wanna see what it looks like
fliplix: oki i'll send the link in private chat so it doesnt get lost in all the messages here lol
jisung!!!: thank you! <333
fliplix: <333
innie!!!: i'm actually kind of okay with my power
innie!!!: i mean i don't really like being an empath, but i also don't NOT wanna be an empath if you get what i mean??
Dad: You don't need to love it, it's enough to just be okay with the fact that it's there
innie!!!: yeah! anyway i'm changing the topic now
innie!!!: i think i have enough influence over my kermit cult to convince everyone there to walk around campus with burger king crowns on their heads while chanting "kermit" over and over again
Dad: ...I'm sorry what the actual fuck
jisung!!!: that sounds fun! .D
Beanie: Where the actual fuck did that just come from??
Beanie: This conversation went off the rails way faster than normal
fliplix: are our conversations ever on the rails??? lmao
Beanie: Ok maybe you have a point there
innie!!!: i have the kermit lecture on tuesday
innie!!!: maybe my class and i can do the cult get together after that ends!
Softmin: "The kermit lecture"
innie!!!: yeah? that's what it is
Softmin: I seriously doubt you have an entire lecture dedicated to kermit
Softmin: You may be a music major but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING you do is complete bullshit
jisung!!!: yes it is
Beanie: I am a music major, I can confirm this
Dad: Yeah they're right, it's all bullshit
innie!!!: being a music major is a both a curse and a blessing
innie!!!: but mostly a curse
innie!!!: and it's mostly my own fault because i'm just that much of a bad influence on everyone around me! <3
Softmin: ...why do you sound so proud of that?
innie!!!: i'm literally the worst influence ever!!! i'm the greatest bad influence you could ever meet!!! ^o^
Minny: Lmao please tell us if you're doing the kermit thing on tuesday or not
Minny: I would love to see it
Hyuni: omg yes me too!! I wanna be there
innie!!!: if I was a real person I would be Satan
Beanie: yOU ARE ALREADY A REAL PERSON
Beanie: SATAN IS NOT A REAL PERSON!!!!
innie!!!: i am literally right here??
Beanie: Innie... you're not the bad influence you think you are
innie!!!: lmao okay
innie!!!: keep living in denial, it just makes my job easier ;)
fliplix: akjdshfjsds omg did he just wimk???
Softmin: Oh my god are we really bringing back the wimks?
innie!!!: aaand we've come full circle! we're back to the wimks!
innie!!!: good job everyone, we can delete this group chat now
Beanie: NO
Dad: iNNIE NO!!!!
innie!!!: binnie
innie!!!: if you want me to be a good person, stop trying to say that i'm a good person
innie!!!: it makes me sad :(
innie!!!: i wanna be a bad influence, like i am in the Kermit cult :((
Minny: Don't worry Innie, we can be sexy evil villains together ;)
innie!!!: you're about as evil as a teddy bear but sure
Minny: Have you ever watched a horror movie?
Minny: The nice toys are always the most evil
innie!!!: annabelle was literally the ugliest bitch on the shelf
Minny: Yeah but Annabelle was not a teddy bear, was she?
innie!!!: i guess you have a point there
innie!!!: i GUESS :/
Minny: ;)
Beanie: Hey uhm
Beanie: What are we talking about?
fliplix: minho and innie are sexy villains together
fliplix: innie is also satan, apparently??
fliplix: and innie is a cult leader ^_^
Beanie: Yup. Makes sense. 100% logic. No confusion here, nope
jisung!!!: lmao binnie has no idea what's going on
Beanie: INNIE IS A REAL PERSON SO WHY DID HE SAY THAT HE'S SATAN????
Beanie: IS HE ACTUALLY A CULT LEADER?????
innie!!!: if you read that one poem by that one old milton guy that we analyzed in class, satan doesn't actually seem that bad
jisung!!!: ...you mean paradise lost?
innie!!!: yeah that's the one!
innie!!!: satan is the victim CONFIRMED!
innie!!!: frankenstein is the real monster and the creature is good!
innie!!!: villains were the good guys all along!!!
Beanie: ...is ANYONE following this conversation anymore??
innie!!!: binnie don't be silly
innie!!!: this isn't a conversation, i'm having a monologue!
Beanie: Oh okay sorry for interrupting
innie!!!: nah it's okay i was done anyway
innie!!!: you guys would be good as cult followers
innie!!!: you listen to me well
jisung!!!: we do???
innie!!!: ...sometimes
innie!!!: enough to join my kermit cult! :D
jisung!!!: .D
Hyuni: Wait we're joining a cult now?? I think I missed some things
fliplix: yeah we are! ^o^
Hyuni: Oh okay!
Beanie: You're seriously not even gonna question this??
Beanie: Hyunjin??? Your self preservation skills???!??
Beanie: Don't just join a cult without asking any questions!!!!
Hyuni: but felix said we're gonna do it! :(
Beanie: Oh my god...
Beanie: I fear for your safety
Softmin: Maybe don't join cults when you're not even sure what cult you're joining
fliplix: it's the Kermit cult hyuni!!
Hyuni: I'm joining a Kermit cult! :D
Beanie: HYUNJIN NO!!!!
Dad: …I can't believe you've all managed to survive this long
Dad: It must be some sort of miracle
Minny: I'm only alive out of SPITE
jisung!!!: i'm alive because there are still people out there in the world that owe me ice cream
jisung!!!: and i'm getting my ice cream >:(
innie!!!: the kermit cult has ice cream!
jisung!!!: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Dad: Jisung you can't join a cult just because it has ice cream!!!!!
jisung!!!: FUCKING WATCH ME
jisung!!!: I'M GETTING THAT DAMN ICE CREAM!!!!!
Dad: Jeongin… what have you started.
innie!!!: i started a cult? i thought we already established that
Dad: That was supposed to be a rhetorical question, but yeah :/
innie!!!: hey if you think about it
innie!!!: the support squad is a little bit like a cult
Dad: wHAT???
innie!!!: chan is the leader, we have regular meetings
innie!!!: it's a support cult but cults don't have to be destructive! there are good cults
Dad: Uhm... okay?
innie!!!: so in conclusion, everyone here is already in a cult! :D
Hyuni: :D
fliplix: :D
innie!!!: so what's the harm in joining just one more cult?
Beanie: KERMIT
Dad: NO!
innie!!!: why not? :(
Dad: Honestly? I'm intimidated by how much power you hold
Dad: Imagine all the things you can do with this cult
innie!!!: praise kermit, worship kermit, offer ice cream to kermit, sacrifice my life for kermit...
Dad: Jeongin NO!!!!
Beanie: I feel like we should just leave Innie be
Beanie: It's not like any of us have the power to stop him
Minny: Tbh that sounds like a good plan
Dad: :/
fliplix: rip everyone else in the kermit cult, they dont know what theyre in for ^_^
Dad: Maybe don't sacrifice your life for kermit? Just a suggestion
innie!!!: :(
innie!!!: but kermit :((
Dad: You can't keep worshipping kermit if you sacrifice your life for him
innie!!!: oh wait that's true
innie!!!: i guess i've figured out the reason i'm alive now! :D
innie!!!: hey jisung do you still want ice cream?
jisung!!!: hell yea
innie!!!: oki meet me outside in 5 minutes
jisung!!!: HELL YEAH!
Dad: Jisung don't join a cult for ice cream
jisung!!!: ICE CREAM!!!
Dad: …
Dad: Welp, at least I can say that I tried to stop you :/
Notes:
if you have any questions about what happened in this chapter, you can keep them to yourself. i don't know either ^_^
Chapter 54: No more Sunday Support Squad!!
Summary:
Minny: No, because he's a little bitch (affectionate) who can't admit when he doesn't know something
Minny: I don't care if his memory is bad, but his principles are not very good
Beanie: MY PRINCIPLES!!!
Chapter Text
Sunday 8:00 pm
[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)
Dad: I already asked each of you about this in private chat, because I wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to share their opinions before the whole group talks about this, but the Sunday Support Squad is now just a Support Squad!
Dad: Honestly I was kind of surprised by how similar all your answers were when we talked in private chat
fliplix: i mean were still a support squad even if we dont do it on a schedule!!
jisung!!!: yeah what felix said
jisung!!!: and i feel like we are all comfortable enough with each other that if we have something serious we wanna talk about, we can just bring it up
jisung!!!: doesnt need a schedule ^_^
Softmin: I appreciate having a specific time for it, like I told Chan, but I also get what you're saying
jisung!!!: and that's okay! you don't always have to respond if someone else is talking about something
jisung!!!: if you're not feeling up for a serious talk at that time, you can just ignore the messages
fliplix: yea!! if youre more comfortable having a specific time for it u can still come here at 8 pm every sunday and be like "hey i wanna talk to u guys"
fliplix: its just not a sunday support squad anymore!! so everyone doesnt have to be here
fliplix: but u can still talk at that time!!
Softmin: I know, yeah
Minny: I also appreciated having a time set out for it but I understand your side of it
Dad: This doesn't mean that we stop support each other! But we're friends and we're comfortable with each other, and personally I don't feel like we need to have a time for it every week
Dad: Also I just wanna say that if anyone has a hard time bringing up something they wanna talk about, it's okay to come to me in private chat
Dad: We can have like a codeword for if you're feeling bad or struggling with something but aren't sure how to bring it up
Softmin: Oh?
Dad: Like, idk
Dad: Fruit salad day!
Dad: If you're having a fruit salad day it means you're having a bad day, or that there's something you wanna talk about
innie!!!: thats a nice idea!
fliplix: thanks chan!!
Dad: <3
Beanie: So I guess this is our last Sunday support squad
Beanie: After this, it will only be support squad
Beanie: No more Sunday
innie!!!: sundays won't stop happening just because we won't have our sunday support squad meetings anymore
fliplix: SUNDAYS ARE CANCELLED!!!
fliplix: also we need to change the chat name
fliplix: say goodbye while you can TT
jisung!!!: ajkdshfgfdgd why am i getting emotional over this its literally just a chat name
Hyuni: yeah but it's a symbol of how we met!! remember all the support sundays we have had together!!
Hyuni: it's just a chat name but it's so much more...
Minny: Chan just change the name before someone starts crying
Dad: If you feel like crying, it's good to cry! Express your feelings!
Dad: But also...
Dad set the chat name to Support Squad!!
fliplix: oHMYGODOODOODOOOOOOO
jisung!!!: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD THE END OF AN ERA MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
Hyuni: THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE AEHJFDG OMG OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOD
Dad: I thought that for the last support Sunday, we could go around in a circle and everyone can say how they feel about not having regular support chats anymore
Dad: Let's go in age order, because of nostalgia <3 but maybe backwards this time?
jisung!!!: nostalgia?
Minny: We went in age order the first time we had a support Sunday
jisung!!!: oh right sorry!
Minny: You don't have to apologize for not remembering things
Minny: It's okay
Hyuni: tbh I didn't remember that either, it was so long ago
Dad: If everyone is okay with that, it means Innie is going first!
innie!!!: i don't like talking about feelings because I Am Allergic to all of them /j
innie!!!: but i guess thats why i've liked having this support group every sunday, cause it's easier to talk about feelings when everyone else is doing the same thing
innie!!!: so i was a bit nervous about ending it but now chan said that thing about fruit salad day, and maybe talking about feelings isn't as hard as i think it is
Dad: It's okay to find it difficult, you're not alone! But we will always help you and listen to you, even if you're not sure what you want to say or how to say it
innie!!!: thank you <3
innie!!!: and yeah i'm okay with not having it regularly, we're friends anyway so i know i'll see your ugly faces regularly even when i don't want to :/
Hyuni: Awwww don't lie Innie, you love us! <3
innie!!!: yeah yeah whatever
innie!!!: seungmin's turn
innie!!!: <3
Softmin: Like I said earlier, I thought it was nice to have a specific time for it so I could be prepared
Softmin: I don't always do well with change or unexpected situations, but I will get used to this and I promise I'll be okay with it
Softmin: It's just a change and I don't really like changes
Hyuni: how do you feel about talking about your feelings?
Hyuni: ajdhfdsh sorry that was a weird way to ask, but you get what I mean!
Softmin: Actually!
Softmin: Hyunjin has this habit of asking me a question about my mood every day
Softmin: Or at least most days
Softmin: But he doesn't ask "how are you today", it's more like "what flower do you feel like today" or "if you were a weather, what weather would you be today"
Softmin: And then I get to explain how I feel that day, but it's easier than answering "how are you" because it's a really broad question
jisung!!!: oooh that sounds fun!
Softmin: Yeah! And he usually either asks in the morning or at night
Softmin: It's much easier to compare feelings to something tangible, like a flower or a type of weather, rather than just starting from nothing and trying to describe how I feel
Softmin: So thanks Hyunjin! <3
Hyuni: honestly?? I hadn't even noticed that I do that every day ajkfghdjh
Hyuni: It's just my way of checking in on how you're doing!
Softmin: Yeah, and I appreciate it! Thank you!
Hyuni: <3
Softmin: <3
fliplix: my turn??
Softmin: Yeah, go ahead Lix!
fliplix: oki!! <3
fliplix: honestly, i think it's kind of nice that we don't have to do the support squad at the same time every week
fliplix: i like having plans, but feelings don't always happen on a schedule so just bringing things up whenever you want feels easier to me
fliplix: and i know we could do that before as well, it's not like we had to wait for sunday before we were allowed to rant about stuff, but i like this!
fliplix: idk what else to say about it
Dad: No, that's good! I just want to give everyone a chance to be heard
fliplix: oki then i'm done!
fliplix: sungie's turn ^_^
jisung!!!: with what?
Dad: How do you feel that the support squad isn't happening every Sunday anymore?
jisung!!!: right sorry
jisung!!!: it's sad but not really because i need a time or a schedule to talk about things, but just
jisung!!!: idk
jisung!!!: i trust us to keep talking to each other even after this, but it's like the end of something! even if it's not actually the end
jisung!!!: which is sad but maybe not in a bad way
jisung!!!: do you get what i mean??
fliplix: i do, yeah!
Dad: You're sad that it's ending but you don't feel like you're losing something? It's just that things are changing, which can be sad, but change isn't bad?
jisung!!!: that's a really good way to put it actually
jisung!!!: so yeah! that's how i feel .D
jisung!!!: HYUNI <3
Hyuni: Hi yes! <3
Hyuni: I'm feeling nostalgic and I keep getting worried that maybe we won't have a reason to keep talking to each other after this, but then I feel stupid because we're friends
Hyuni: Some of us are even boyfriends!
Hyuni: I know that's not going to disappear suddenly, but the Sundays were kind of grounding? Like, I always knew we were going to talk those days
Hyuni: Now we could stop talking any day and then we would have no reason to start talking again
Hyuni: Which I know is stupid but it's just how I feel! not how I think
Hyuni: It's nice to have my schedule free though
Dad: Feelings aren't always logical, you can try to handle them but sometimes they still get the best of you! It's okay, as long as you remember that we're not going anywhere
innie!!!: this group chat will still be here every day of the week, annoying you until you're literally begging us to delete it! ^_^
Hyuni: That sounds very comforting, thank you <3
Hyuni: My emotions handle me more than I handle them, but it's okay
Dad: Is it?
Hyuni: **It's not okay but that's fine, because it will be okay in the future! I'm just dealing with the change right now
Hyuni: Binnie's turn! <3
Beanie: This has honestly made me really excited to start the second support squad!! You know, outside of college
Beanie: I don't mean this in a negative way but this hasn't felt like a support group to me for several months now
Beanie: Because we're friends! Supportive friends, yes, but we're way more than just a support group
Beanie: Which is why I'm feeling pretty good about this, I'm more excited for the future than sad that this part of our lives is ending
Beanie: I've found the support I need in you guys <3
Softmin: That is really sweet <3
Hyuni: Awwwww Binnieeeee ;-;
Hyuni: <33333
Beanie: <3
Beanie: Anyway I'm done! Next person can go
fliplix: did u forget our ages again? lmao
Beanie: No!!! I know everyone's birthday!
Minny: When is my birthday then?
Beanie: Of course I know that!
Beanie: It's October
Beanie: October
Beanie: 23rd
Minny: :/
Beanie: 20th!!!
Minny: :///
Beanie: 25th
Minny: :/
Beanie: 22nd...?
Minny: What the fuck Changbin
Beanie: 25th!!! It's the 25th!!!!
Beanie: But I already said that!!!
Minny: Yeah so anyway
Beanie: I'm so sorry I promise I have your birthday in my calendar it's just!
Beanie: Remembering birthdays? harder than it looks!
Beanie: My memory does not exist
Minny: I hate you
jisung!!!: because his memory is bad?
Minny: No, because he's a little bitch (affectionate) who can't admit when he doesn't know something
Minny: I don't care if his memory is bad, but his principles are not very good
Beanie: MY PRINCIPLES!!!
Dad: OOookay, it was Minho's turn to say how he feels! Minho please go ahead
Dad: Hurry
Dad: Say it faster, I can see Binnie typing
Minny: Yeah yeah okay
Minny: I don't mind, nothing is actually ending from how I see it
Minny: So yeah that's all I have to say :)
innie!!!: chan turn!
fliplix: chan turn!
Dad: Okay! Thanks everyone!
Dad: Like most of you, I feel a bit sad that it's ending, but I feel like it's a good time
Dad: I feel like just knowing that we have this group chat to turn to if something is bad, that's enough
Dad: Of course that's just how I feel and maybe not everyone agrees, but we aren't just here for support anymore
Dad: And honestly I feel a bit weird asking you to open up every week because I know you much better than I did when this started
Dad: I trust you guys to turn to this group chat when you need it
Dad: So yeah that's what I have to say!
innie!!!: literal tears in my eyes
fliplix: oh no arent u allergic to feelings?
innie!!!: yeah that's why i'm crying
innie!!!: aaand
innie!!!: this concludes the final Support Sunday Squad meeting!
Hyuni: SOBS
jisung!!!: why does this feel so dramatic, it's not like we're saying goodbye forever
Hyuni: ITS THE END OF AN ERA < / 3
fliplix: goodbye to the support sundays!! they have been amazing and you guys have been amazing and chan is amazing for starting this whole thing
fliplix: now, all we have is friendship <3
Beanie: Didn't we already have that?
fliplix: shut UP im being wholesome!!
fliplix: friendship <3
Dad: Friendship! <3
Minny: Friendship!
Softmin: Friendship <3
jisung!!!: friendship!! .D
Hyuni: FRIENDSHIP!
innie!!!: friendship!!
Beanie: Friendship! <3
Chapter 55: Do you hate your power? pt. 2
Summary:
After Stray kids move in together in the house that Changbin found for them, they start holding support groups almost immediately. Changbin, Chan and Jisung meet with the group once a week, and the others join in sometimes.
Chapter Text
Hyunjin has about 15 different drafts saved of their poster, with different writings on each of them, but the one thing they can agree on is the line at the top of the page: Do you hate your power?
The rest of the text is a little more complicated to write.
We are a small group of college students ("No, that makes us sound so unprofessional" -Bang Chan) ("Dude, we're the most unprofessional people on the planet" -Han Jisung)
We are a small group of people ("What else would we be? Aliens?" -Seo Changbin) ("Hey, no, people is a good word! Let's go with people!" -Han Jisung)
We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with the power they have. If this sounds like something you might be interested in, please contact us. ("Yeah! That looks good!" -Bang Chan) ("Guys... you forgot to say that this is a support group" -Hwang Hyunjin) ("Oh shit he's right, go back and edit!" -Seo Changbin)
We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with the power they have. That's why we're starting a support group where people can talk about their struggles and honestly what else is there even to say about it ("Jeongin, get away from the keyboard!" -Seo Changbin) ("Who even let him in here? He's not supposed to be here" -Hwang Hyunjin) ("I let myself in" -Yang Jeongin)
We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with their power, which is why we're starting a support group. If you need a safe space to openly talk about... ("We should say 'want' instead of 'need'" -Bang Chan) ("It's literally the same thing" -Seo Changbin) ("Just change the word and move on, please" -Han Jisung)
We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with their power, which is why we're starting a support group. If you want a safe space to openly talk about power-related struggles, no matter how big or small, please contact us.
At the very bottom of the page, there's a phone number.

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