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Summary:

In a world where everyone develops a supernatural ability at some point during puberty, Chan has dreams about the future, dreams that come true, and he hates it. He figures that he can't be the only one who hates his power and decides to make a group chat with seven other boys who feel the same way.

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jisung!!!: i think they look pretty different

Mindere: You can tell my cats apart? Shut up I'm about to propose to you right now

Hyuni: ...Is this turning into some sort of cat cult?

Chapter 1: Do you hate your power?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It's written in big, bold letters on a small note that almost disappears among all the other, more colorful and attention-grabbing notifs that are plastered over the corkscrew board in the school's hallway: Do you hate your power?

The rest of the note simply reads: Hi! I'm a senior here at JYP, and I've gone through a lot of struggles because of my power, so I figured I'd try to put together a support group for people who feel the same way. You don't need to hate your power to join, we don't even have to talk about powers at all, I just thought our lives might be easier around people who can relate, which is why I'm putting together a group chat. If this sounds like something you might be interested in, please don't hesitate to reach out!

At the very bottom of the page, there's a phone number.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 4:16 pm

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-1025

 

xxx-1025: Is this real?

 

xxx-1003: Huh???

xxx-1003: Oh right I put my number on the note! That's what you mean, right?

 

xxx-1025: The note outside the cafeteria at JYP?

 

xxx-1003: Yeah, exactly!

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan!: And hi, I'm sorry for being a mess but you're the first person to text me and just finished a producing session so I'm kinda dazed haha

Chan!: Probably should have been a little more prepared...

 

xxx-1025 set their name to Leenho

 

Chan!: Oh! Is that your name?

 

Leenho: lol no, it's a mashup of my first and last name

Leenho: I think you're gonna need to prepare some more before the next person texts you, but you can practice on me first

 

Chan!: Haha thanks, but I think I've got this!

 

Leenho: I highly doubt that but I don't wanna kill your confidence so I'll just let it slide...

Leenho: Anyway, what made you want to start a support group?

 

Chan!: I'm not a fan of my own power so I figured there would probably be more people like me out there!

Chan!: Everyone puts so much emphasis on how great powers are, and what a blessing it is to find out what yours is, but that's not the case for everyone

Chan!: I'm hoping we can find more people who relate to how we feel

 

Leenho: That's very nice of you

 

Chan!: Thank you!

 

Leenho: If you don't mind, what's your power?

Leenho: Mine's flying

 

Chan!: I have dreams about the future, dreams that usually come true, and a lot of them are nightmares

Chan!: I usually avoid sleeping because of it...

Chan!: What about you? Do you wanna share why you don't like that power?

 

Leenho: I guess I've just never had much use of it

 

Chan!: Ah, I see

 

Leenho: But what about the support group? Are you making a group chat, or will it be an irl thing?

 

Chan!: There will be a group chat! Maybe in a week or so, once there are enough people to make one

Chan!: Do you want me to tell you before I make the chat? Or should I just add you to it?

 

Leenho: lol it's fine if you just add me, I don't need a warning

 

Chan!: Ok! Got it : )

Chan!: Since we're at the same college, do you mind sharing your major, or maybe what year you're in?

 

Leenho: Since you seem like you're a real person, and you're actually serious about this, I guess I can tell you about myself

Leenho: I'm a dance major in my 3rd year, and my name is Minho

 

Chan!: Nice to meet you, Minho!

 

Leenho: can I give you some pointers for the next time someone texts you?

 

Chan!: Please do

Chan!: I'm not clueless but my brain went empty when this conversation started

Chan!: Not in a bad way or anything! I just haven't really planned further than putting up that note and making a group chat with everyone who reaches out!

 

Leenho: haha I kinda figured

Leenho: But don't worry too much, I think you're doing good so far!

 

Chan!: Debatable, but thanks

 

Leenho: The only thing I was gonna say is to keep in mind that the person who reaches out is likely feeling nervous about it, so asking them questions is good

Leenho: Obviously you shouldn't be intrusive about it, but a lot of people might not know what to say, so it will make the whole conversation easier if you take the lead immediately

 

Chan!: That's actually some very good advice! Thank you, Minho! : )

 

Leenho: Just helping you help others, it's not a big deal haha

 

Leenho set their name to Minho!

 

Minho!: Good luck with the support group!

 

Chan!: I mean, you're gonna be in it so you'll be there to see how it goes, but thanks! : )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 11:55 am

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0811

 

xxx-0811: Hello, are you the JYP student trying to start a support group?

 

xxx-1003: I am! My name's Bang Chan

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan!: Do you have a name, or maybe a nickname that I can call you by? : )

 

xxx-0811: Changbin!

 

Chan! set xxx-0811's name to Changbin!

 

Chan!: Nice to meet you, Changbin!

 

Changbin!: You too!

 

Chan!: Do you wanna talk about why you want to join the support group?

Chan!: (and just fyi, I haven't put the group together yet, but there will be a group chat soon! hopefully in less than a week!)

 

Changbin!: Yeah okay, I can wait! There's not really anything immediate going on that I need the support group for

Changbin!: Actually, there's not really... anything? going on with me? And that's kind of why I wanted to join

 

Chan!: Oh, how do you mean?

 

Changbin!: Well, I don't really have a power...?

Changbin!: or I guess I do, but I haven't discovered what it is yet, so your support group just sounded nice to me because I'm feeling a lot of pressure right now

Changbin!: All my friends and family want me to try different things to see if it will trigger my power, and it's very tiring to hear them go on about that all day

Changbin!: I'm fine as I am now, I don't need to find out what my power is to "complete my life" or whatever

 

Chan!: Ah... Even thought I can't relate to the situation, that sounds like it would be really exhausting

Chan!: Do you think they know how it makes you feel when they do that?

 

Changbin!: I've tried talking to them, but they don't seem to get it... :/

Changbin!: but yeah that's why I wanna join your group chat!

Changbin!: Why did you decide to make it, by the way?

 

Chan!: I have insomnia because of my power, and I also have a lot of nightmares when I do manage to sleep, so my power has been way more negative than positive

Chan!: And I hate the narrative that powers always make your life better, or "complete", as you said

 

Changbin!: What is your power?

 

Chan!: Prophetic dreams

 

Changbin!: Oh

Changbin!: Yeah I can see why that would give you insomnia

 

Chan!: Yeah... Do you have anything else you want me to know, something related to powers, or do you mind me asking what you major is?

 

Changbin!: I don't mind! My major is music production, and I'm a junior

 

Chan!: No way, I do music production too!

 

Changbin!: Woah!

Changbin!: Actually, I think I know who you are

Changbin!: I have professor Min in music production, and he used one of your tracks as an example once

 

Chan!: Yeah I remember him asking if he could do that, lol

Chan!: And aren't you the guy who rapped at the showcase? The one the music department always has at the start of the year?

 

Changbin!: I mean, I wasn't the only one who rapped so I'm not sure if you're talking about me

 

Chan!: It was a really dark track and your voice was kinda rough

Chan!: I'm pretty sure if was called "What if"? Or just "if"?

 

Changbin!: Yes that was me!

 

Chan!: You're a very good rapper

 

Changbin!: Thanks! I've only heard one of your tracks but you seem like a great producer

 

Chan!: Thank you : )

Chan!: Do you have anything else you want to talk about?

 

Changbin!: Not right now, no

 

Chan!: Cause I'm about to have lunch, so maybe we could say goodbye for now?

 

Changbin!: Yeah sure! And same, actually

Changbin!: Enjoy your lunch!

 

Chan!: Thanks! You too : )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 11:01 pm

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0914

 

xxx-0914: hi is this the support number?

 

xxx-1003: Yup! That would be me!

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan!: Wanna tell me your name? It's fine if you don't!

Chan!: Also you're up late hahah

 

xxx-0914 set their name to jisung!!!

 

jisung!!!: are you a grandpa??

jisung!!!: cause this is nowhere near late

jisung!!!: (sorry for assuming your gender askdjfhd but you just gave off Grandpa™ vibes)

 

Chan!: Lol don't worry about it, grandpa would be right!

Chan!: Wait no I'm not a grandpa

 

jisung!!!: too late! you already said it! ^.^

 

jisung!!! set Chan!'s name to Grandpapa

 

Grandpapa: Thanks, I hate it!

 

jisung!!!: at least i let you keep your capital letters, despite how ugly they look

jisung!!!: be glad for that at least

 

Grandpapa: I'm grateful for whatever small win I can get

Grandpapa: Anyway! I'm assuming your name is Jisung?

 

jisung!!!: yup! and you're chan?

 

Grandpapa: That's me!

Grandpapa: I'm a senior majoring in music production at the same college as you, unless you got my number from someone else?

 

jisung!!!: omg wait i know you!!! :0

jisung!!!: and yeah i go to jyp, too

jisung!!!: i'm also a music production major!

 

Grandpapa: Oh cool!

 

jisung!!!: but i'm a sophomore so you're probably never heard of me lol

 

Grandpapa: I think I've heard my professors talk about you, actually

Grandpapa: And I'm pretty sure I've seen you at a few of your showcases

 

jisung!!!: oh shit

jisung!!!: kdjfshs i meant wow! that's so cool! yay music!

 

Grandpapa: Yay music!

Grandpapa: I don't wanna make you uncomfortable, so you don't have to answer, but do you wanna tell me what your power is?

Grandpapa: Considering that's what the support group is for, and all that

Grandpapa: You don't have to tell me anything though!

 

jisung!!!: no no it's okay, i don't mind telling you, i just don't really wanna talk about it

 

Grandpapa: That's okay, the support group isn't meant to force anyone to talk about their power!

 

jisung!!!: yeah but it's fine, i'll tell you, i just don't want you telling others about it

jisung!!!: and i don't really wanna talk about it more than just saying what it is

 

Grandpapa!: Okay! We'll take it at whatever pace you're comfortable with : )

 

jisung!!!: ajkdshf you're a very considerate person! thank you

jisung!!!: anyway, my power is mindreading

 

Grandpapa: Wanna say something about why you dislike that power?

 

jisung!!!: no, not really

 

Grandpapa: That's cool! No pressure

Grandpapa: I have prophetic dreams, in case you're wondering, and that's why I decided to start a support group

Grandpapa: A lot of them are nightmares and I've developed insomnia because of that, sooo

Grandpapa: Yeah, not fun

 

jisung!!!: that sucks < / 3

jisung!!!: shit i just realized that probably doesn't look genuine at all, but i promise it is!

 

Grandpapa: No worries, I think it sounded genuine enough!

 

jisung!!!: quick question, how many people are gonna be in the support group?

 

Grandpapa: No more than 10 people, but we'll see how many people reach out

Grandpapa: I was planning on making the group chat at the end of this week but I'll start earlier if too many people text me, cause I don't want it to get too big

 

jisung!!!: oh okay good!

jisung!!!: idk if you can tell, but i'm Bad With Strangers

 

Grandpapa: No worries! I haven't really been able to tell, but maybe it's easier over text?

 

jisung!!!: yeah definitely

jisung!!!: i would not have reached out if this had been an irl thing

 

Grandpapa: Well, good thing I decided to make it a group chat then! : )

 

jisung!!!: absolutely!

Notes:

I have 20 chapters written and ready to be posted, I'm not even kidding akjhsdfkj.. BUT I actually made an uploading schedule (for once in my life) because I start work next week and probably won't write at all during the weeks I'm working so I wanted to make sure I could update during that time ^_^

anyway what I'm trying to say is nothing. Thanks for checking this out, I hope you vibe with this fic <3

Chapter 2: Right number

Summary:

Introductions pt. 2!

Notes:

italics means that they're speaking english!

Chapter Text

Wednesday 9:45 am

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0922

 

xxx-0922: Hi, I'm looking for the support group for people who don't like their power?

 

xxx-1003: Yup, this is the right number for that!

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

xxx-0922: Glad to hear!

xxx-0922: My name is Seungmin, by the way

 

Chan! set xxx-0922's name to Seungmin!

 

Chan!: Pleasure to meet you, Seungmin, and I'm glad you texted me! : )

 

Seungmin!: You too! And thanks for putting up that note

 

Chan!: No worries! I've never found another place to talk about things like this so I think it can be helpful for a lot of people

 

Seungmin!: I think so, too

 

Chan!: Do you wanna tell me what your power is? Or do you maybe want me to tell you about my power?

 

Seungmin!: Could you go first, maybe?

 

Chan!: Of course! No problem : )

Chan!: I have prophetic dreams which makes it really hard for me to fall asleep, and then it's hard to stay asleep, so my experience with it hasn't been very good

Chan!: I also have insomnia because of it

 

Seungmin!: That sounds really bad... I hope you get enough sleep

 

Chan!: I get as much as I can, and it's usually enough, so don't worry! : )

Chan!: But what about you? Don't feel pressured to share, but I'll listen if you do!

 

Seungmin!: I don't have any actual medical conditions because of mine so it might sound way easier compared to yours

 

Chan!: Hey, no! We don't compare pain here! If it's bad for you, it's bad for you, period. You never have to justify the way you feel

Chan: hahaha I hope that didn't come across as too aggressive, just wanted to get my point across

 

Seungmin!: Not too aggressive, it was nice! Thanks for that

Seungmin!: but yeah I guess my power sounds kind of good. What annoys me isn't actually my power, it's other people's reactions to it

Seungmin!: My ability is that I can understand any language that I encounter

 

Chan!: Woah!

 

Seungmin!: Yeah! I can read and write in most languages that are used today, plus some dead ones

 

Chan!: That sounds like it could be very useful

Chan!: How do people usually react to that?

 

Seungmin!: It might not be only because of my power, but a lot of people assume that things come easy to me...?

Seungmin!: I've always gotten good results in school, I guess, and since my power is related to learning, a lot of people just... blame it on my power, if that makes sense?

Seungmin!: And I don't know, it's just pretty discouraging that no one ever seems to realize how much effort I put into studying

 

Chan!: I don't know you, but I'm proud of you for doing so well, even if it absolutely sucks that people don't give you enough credit for it!

Chan!: Good job for studying hard!

 

Seungmin!: Thank you

 

Chan!: What's your major, by the way? Do you take any language classes?

 

Seungmin!: The only language class I'm taking right now is actually English

Seungmin!: I'm a photography major

 

Chan!: Oh, wow, and people still try to blame good results on your power? Does that only happen in English?

 

Seungmin!: Surprisingly, no

Seungmin!: People just hear that I have a power related to learning and assume that it makes everything easier for me, including things that have nothing to do with language

 

Chan!: That is a very weird assumption to make... And it doesn't make a lot of sense

 

Seungmin!: I know :/

 

Chan!: But I'm sure the other people in the support group (including me!) will offer some validation whenever you need it!

 

Seungmin!: Speaking of, have you made a group chat yet?

 

Chan!: I plan on doing it at the end of the week, unless I get too many messages today or tomorrow and have to do it earlier!

Chan!: Don't wanna have too many people in the gc, or it might not be able to help everyone

 

Seungmin!: Yeah, that makes sense

Seungmin!: I actually have a lecture in a few minutes so is it okay if we say goodbye for now?

 

Chan!: Oh yeah that's fine! I'm in class right now too

 

Seungmin!: Dude...

 

Chan!: Ajkskhjsdfjh sorry

Chan!: But goodbye for now! Hope your lecture goes well! : )

 

Seungmin!: Thank you! And maybe don't use your phone in class!

 

Chan!: I'll try my best :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 1:07 pm

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0208

 

xxx-0208: can i join the support group please?

 

xxx-1003: Of course!

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan!: I haven't made the actual group chat yet, but it's happening before the end of the week, for sure!

Chan!: What's your name? : )

 

xxx-0208: i'm jeongin!

 

Chan! set xxx-0208's name to Jeongin!

 

Chan!: Nice to meet you, Jeongin!

 

Jeongin!: we havent actually met yet, but nice to meet you too :p

Jeongin!: can we introduce ourselves so i feel a bit better about texting a complete stranger?

 

Chan!: Yeah sure! Do you want to go first, or should I?

 

Jeongin!: either way is fine

 

Chan!: Ok, I guess I'll start then!

Chan!: My name is Bang Chan, I'm a senior majoring in music production

Chan!: I have prophetic dreams and I live off campus with a dog named Berry

 

Jeongin!: omg dog! i love dogs!!

 

Chan!: Yes dogs!!!

Chan!: But what about you? : )

 

Jeongin!: ok so my name's jeongin (big shocker), i'm a fresh man and i major in music, specifically vocals

Jeongin!: i'm an empath but i kinda hate that

Jeongin!: other than that, i live in the dorms with some other fresh men

 

Chan!: Nice! But why do you keep writing freshmen as two words?

 

Jeongin!: For Fun! :D

Jeongin!: the men are very fresh and i think it sounds funny to say it like that

 

Chan!: It's a tiny bit disturbing, but only a tiny bit. I can deal with it

 

Jeongin!: you better <3

 

Chan!: Akjsdhjsfg

Chan!: ok ANYWAY

Chan!: Wanna tell me why you don't like being an empath? (we don't have to talk about it unless you want to, but I'll listen if you do!)

 

Jeongin!: uhm, yeah

Jeongin!: i guess it just gets exhausting to deal with other people's emotions?

Jeongin!: i don't hate my power, i just wish i could turn it off sometimes

 

Chan!: How does it work? Do you share emotions with everyone who's around you, or are there limitations?

 

Jeongin!: whenever i have skin contact with someone, i feel what they're feeling and have no control over it

Jeongin!: i can also sense people just by looking at them, but i have control over it when i do that

Jeongin!: skin contact is just... overwhelming

 

Chan!: Ah, I see

Chan!: I'm guessing you're not big on skinskip then?

 

Jeongin!: the thing is, i don't think i would mind it as much if i didn't have this power?

Jeongin!: i actually think i would love hugs if i didn't have to feel so many emotions every time i hug someone

 

Chan!: That sounds like it must be really hard for you

 

Jeongin!: idk i think i've gotten used to avoiding skin contact with people

Jeongin!: all my friends and family know that i don't wanna be touched, so they avoid doing it

 

Chan!: Is there no way to get around it? Like wearing clothes that cover all of your skin, or something?

 

Jeongin!: yeah, but that's a hassle and it often ends with me accidentally touching them, anyway

Jeongin!: the best thing is to just avoid it

 

Chan!: Thank you for sharing this with me, and I'm glad you decided to text!

 

Jeongin!: yeah me too!

Jeongin!: i look forward to meeting everyone else in the gc

Jeongin!: thanks for doing this!

 

Chan!: No problem! I think I'm helping myself just as much as I'm helping everyone else

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 5:29 pm

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0915

 

xxx-0915: yo waddup my name's felix and i really hope this isn't a formal type of suport group because i can't handle being formal over text

 

xxx-1003: Honestly, I don't care if you introduce yourselves through memes or something, I'm just happy you decided to text! : )

xxx-1003: and don't worry about being formal, I don't care about that, and I know for sure that at least two other people in the gc won't care, either

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan! set xxx-0915's name to Felix!

 

Felix!: coolio!

Felix!: you said you're a music major senior, right?

 

Chan!: Yes, that's right!

 

Felix!: ooh nice! i'm a dance major and a sophomore :D

 

Chan!: I love dancing! There's actually gonna be another dance major in the gc, but he's a year above you

 

Felix!: omg!

Felix!: wait maybe i shouldn't be surprised by that, this is literally a fine arts college

 

Chan!: Lol that's right!

Chan!: Wanna talk about why you decided to join the support group?

 

Felix!: oh, well, yeah

 

Chan!: Do you want me to ask questions?

 

Felix!: yes pls, this was more difficult than i thoght

 

Chan!: It's ok! : )

Chan!: Let's start with your power, if that's okay?

 

Felix!: actually,, i'd rater not, but now i know where to start!

Felix!: i move to korea for college last year, and didn't speak much of the language when i got here

Felix!: had a hard time making friends because of that but then i found some people who spoke english and got close with them so i'm good now ^^

Felix!: problem is, people don't trust me when they find out what my power is

 

Chan!: There's another person with a power like that in the group I'm putting together, you might be able to relate to them

Chan!: And I speak English as a first language, too!

 

Felix!: damn no way! where are you from? :0

 

Chan!: Australia! : )

 

Felix!: NO WAY ME TOO!!

 

Chan!: wait REALLY???

 

Felix!: YEH MATE!

 

Chan!: Woah, that's so cool!! I'm so glad you decided to text me!!

Chan!: Or like, I already was, but now I'm Extra Glad!

 

Felix!: aussie aussie aussie!

 

Chan!: Oi oi oi!

Chan!: My English name is actually Chris, if you'd rather use that

 

Felix! set Chan!'s name to Chris!

 

Felix!: :D

 

Chris!: :D

Chris!: Ok shit we got sidetracked, back to what you were saying?

 

Felix!: right

Felix!: so, my power only works when people understand the language i'm speaking, so it stopped working when i got to korea

Felix!: or it only worked on people who spoke english

Felix!: i also don't really like using it unless i really really have to, because it hurts people

 

Chris!: Wanna tell me what it is?

Chris!: I won't judge you, I know you didn't chose your power

 

Felix!: mind control

 

Chris!: Ah, okay

Chris!: Like you say things and people do whatever you tell them to?

 

Felix!: yup

 

Chris!: I see

 

Felix!: did i make you... not feel good??

Felix!: shit i can't think of the korean word

Felix!: did i make you uncomfortable?

 

Chris!: No no! I know we've never met, but I trust you to use that power responsibly

Chris!: And I doubt your power works over text anyway?

 

Felix!: true hahah, it doesn't

 

Chris!: Besides, the fact that you dislike this power enough to reach out to me, I think that tells me enough about what type of person you are

Chris!: I trust you with this power

 

Felix!: not sure if thank you is the right thing to say, but i appreciate that!

Felix!: i'm glad i reached out ^^

 

Chris!: Yeah! It's been nice talking to you Felix!

 

Felix!: you too! ^.^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 12:30 pm

[Private chat]: xxx-1003, xxx-0320

 

xxx-0320: Hi my name is Hyunjin, and I really hope I have the right number or this will be really awkward

xxx-0320: Are you the person who's starting a support group at JYP?

 

xxx-1003: Hi, I'm Bang Chan, and yeah that's me! : )

 

xxx-1003 set their name to Chan!

 

Chan! set xxx-0320's name to Hyunjin!

 

Chan!: Nice to meet you, Hyunjin!

 

Hyunjin!: yeah you too!

Hyunjin!: Are there a lot of other people in the group rn?

 

Chan!: I haven't actually made the group chat yet, but I was planning on doing it when I get home today

Chan!: There's eight people right now, including you and me

 

Hyunjin!: Oh that sounds good! Not too overwhelming haha

 

Chan!: Yeah I thought so too! I don't want it to get too big, because that would either be a mess or everyone would be too intimidated to talk in it

 

Hyunjin!: that's probably true!

 

Chan!: Anyway, wanna share what your power is? Mine is that I have prophetic dreams, just so you know

 

Hyunjin!: oh that sounds kind of scary

Hyunjin!: I'm not sure my power is bad enough to join the support group, I just don't like it?

 

Chan!: This support group isn't exclusive, you can join even if you don't have any issues with your power and just wanna support others!

Chan!: Or if you have a power that a lot of others think is good, but you just don't vibe with it! Everyone is welcome

 

Hyunjin!: okay that's good

 

Chan!: So what's yours? : )

 

Hyunjin!: I can change my appearance at will

Hyunjin!: not really shapeshifting, cause I can only take on human shapes, but yeah

 

Chan!: Wanna tell me why you don't like that power?

 

Hyunjin!: Is it ok if I save that for later? I just don't really feel like getting into all of that right now

 

Chan!: That's absolutely fine! : )

Chan!: Wanna tell me what your major is instead?

 

Hyunjin!: Yeah sure! I'm a dance major with a minor in photography because I'm indecisive and didn't wanna let go of photography :p

 

Chan!: Ooh fun! I do music production, but dance and photography are both really fun as well!

 

Hyunjin!: I think so too!

Hyunjin!: I mean, that's why i decided to study it hahahha

 

Chan!: Haha yeah, makes sense!

Chan!: I have a class starting soon but I guess we can talk more later, when I make the group chat?

 

Hyunjin!: Yeah sure! Have a good rest of your day <3

 

Chan!: Thanks, you too! <3

Chapter 3: 3:25 pm

Summary:

innie!!!: my name's jeongin and i'm also in the music department, but my main instrument is vocals! also i'm a fresh man so i guess i'm the youngest here

Felly: lmao, the Men are Fresh™

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 3:25 pm

Chan! added Minho!, Changbin!, Hyunjin!, jisung!!!, Felix!, Seungmin! and Jeongin! to a group chat

Chan! set the chat name to Support group <3

 

Chan!: Ok, I know I told Hyunjin that I would do this yesterday but guess what? I procrastinated and here we are! : )

Chan!: Here is the support group you've been promised!

 

Changbin!: Hello everyone!

 

jisung!!!: yo

 

Felix!: greetings mortals

 

Hyunjin!: hi!

 

Jeongin!: wait why does jisung get three exclamation marks and all lowercase?

 

jisung!!!: if you want something in life, you can't count on other people to do it for you, you gotta go get it yourself

 

Jeongin!: so in other words, you set your own screen name

 

jisung!!!: yes i did lol

 

Jeongin! set their name to innie!!!

 

innie!!!: uwu now we match

 

jisung!!!: i have no idea who you are, but UwU!!

 

Minho!: Can we maybe calm down with the exclamation marks? This is good but I don't think my eyes can take it if anyone else adds more

 

Felix!: but :(

 

Minho!: You can have a fun name without any exclamation points! That's also an option

 

Felix!: or i could do this

 

Felix! set their name to !!!!!

 

!!!!!: ta da! :D

 

Chan!: fELIX NO

 

Chan! set !!!!!'s name to Felly

 

Chan!: Hope you don't mind the nickname but I couldn't watch that for another second

Chan!: Sorry Lix

 

Felly: oooh cute nickname! thanks chris <3

 

Changbin!: CHRIS??? I thought his name was Chan?

 

Minho!: Identity theft!

 

Chan!: NO

Chan!: I'm Australian and my Korean name is really Chan but my English name is Chris! It's as simple as that

Chan!: Now if you don't mind, maybe we should introduce ourselves to each other? : )

 

innie!!!: oh yeah everyone just got started on the bullshit immediately

 

Seungmin!: This really doesn't feel like a support group

Seungmin!: But I mean that in a good way! It seems fun, I'm not disappointed or anything

 

Changbin!: Lol yeah agreed

 

Chan!: So introductions!

Chan!: Everyone already has their name on screen, but you can share if you have a nickname/another name that you'd prefer to go by

Chan!: Other than that I guess it's good to say pronouns, majors, what year you're in, and what your power is (if you're comfortable sharing!)

Chan!: You can also share whatever else you wanna say! Fun facts or something

 

Minho!: Are you going first?

 

Chan!: I guess I could do that?

 

Felly: yeah that sounds good!

 

jisung!!!: can i go after you?

 

Chan!: Sure : )

Chan!: I think you all know already, but my name is Bang Chan and I'm a senior majoring in music production, and I have prophetic dreams

Chan!: I life off campus and I have a dog named Berry who I love a lot

 

Felly: pics or i don't believe you!!!

 

Chan!:

 

Felly: awww what a cutie! <3

 

innie!!!: i have never met berry but i love them

 

Hyunjin!: UwU

 

Chan!: But yeah that's all I have to say! Jisung?

Chan!: Wait shit pronouns! My pronouns are he/him!

Chan!: There, now I'm done : )

 

jisung!!!: yo i'm jisung, 2nd year and also majoring in music production

jisung!!!: pronouns are he/him

jisung!!!: fun fact, i have chan saved as Grandpapa in my phone! :D

 

Felly: LMAO

 

Minho!: What's the backstory for that?

 

jisung!!!: i texted him at 11 pm and he said that was late, i called him a grandpa

 

Felly: 11 pm is not late

 

Hyunjin!: definitely not!!

 

Chan!: Okay look, I don't think 11 pm is late either, I just figured he probably shouldn't stay up all night since it was a school night!

Chan!: 11 pm is late if you have to wake up early the next day!

 

innie!!!: idk that sounds like a grandpa to me :/

 

Chan!: : (

 

Felly: it's ok! we appreciate you anyway <3

 

Hyunjin!: can i introduce myself now?

 

Chan!: Yeah, sure!

Chan!: Please go before someone has time to start more bs

 

Hyunjin!: hi, i'm also a 2nd year but i major in dance + a minor in photography!

Hyunjin: my pronouns are he/him, and i can change my appearance at will

 

Felly: oh cool! i'm also a dance major!

 

Minho!: Me too

 

Felly: dance trio!!!

 

Hyunjin: woah cool! :0

 

Felly: also, i know who you are i think?

Felly: we're in the same year and same major! i'm pretty sure we live next to each other

 

Hyunjin: omg wait you're felix lee!! we have all our dance classes together!!

 

Felly: yeah :D

Felly: i'm also a 2nd year dance major!

Felly: oh wait, i guess this is my introduction now...?

 

Chan!: Yeah, you can continue with it!

 

Felly: he/him pronouns, and is it okay if i save my power for later?

Felly: i don't feel like getting into all of that right now hahah

 

Hyunjin!: that's fine, no pressure <3

 

Felly: <3

Felly: ok next person can go!

 

Seungmin: I'm also a 2nd year, so I could go next?

 

Chan!: Sounds good!

 

Seungmin!: I major in photography, and I'm pretty sure I also know you Hyunjin?

Seungmin!: We've never really talked though

 

Hyunjin!: i remember you! didn't we sit next to each other on the first day?

 

Seungmin!: I think we did?

Seungmin!: but yeah, my pronouns are he/him

Seungmin!: My power is that I can learn any language I encounter and basically become fluent in it just from hearing or reading it

 

Felly: wow that's really cool!! :0

 

Seungmin!: Yeah, I'm not really here because I dislike my power, I just don't like the way people treat me because of it

 

Hyunjin!: felt that

 

Seungmin!: Anyway, the next person can introduce themselves :)

 

Minho!: I'll go

Minho!: pronouns are he/him, I'm also a dance major but I'm in my 3rd year

Minho!: My power is flying

 

Hyunjin!: yay dance trio!!!

 

Felly: dance buddies, woo!!! ^.^

 

Chan!: Only two people left now!

Chan!: Jeongin and Changbin, who wants to go first?

 

Changbin!: I'll go

Changbin!: Hi! I'm also a 3rd year, my major is music production just like Chan and Jisung

Changbin!: Pronouns are he/him and I have no idea what my power is :)

 

innie!!!: cool! my name's jeongin and i'm also in the music department, but my main instrument is vocals! also i'm a fresh man so i guess i'm the youngest here

 

Felly: lmao, the Men are Fresh™

 

innie!!!: i know! it's such a fun way to say it!

innie!!!: pronouns are he/him and i'm an empath ^.^

 

Chan!: Thanks everyone!

Chan!: The way I was thinking we could use this group chat is, we decide a day/time and use that time to talk about power related stuff? Maybe once a week?

Chan!: But we can also use the chat in between those times!

 

Felly: and send memes??

 

jisung!!!: if there's a meme ban on this group chat, i will actually leave

jisung!!!: i'm not kidding

 

Chan!: Why would there be a meme ban? Of course you can send memes!

 

jisung!!!: i was in a group chat with no memes once, and it SUCKED!!

 

Felly:

Felly: that's me if you ever put me in a "no meme" gc

 

Hyunjin: MOOD

 

Minho: Why does it feel like now that everyone has introduced themselves, chaos has been unleashed?

 

innie!!!:

innie!!!: unleash the memes!

 

Hyunjin!: omg a sponegbob meme!! taste

 

Changbin!: "sponegbob" lol

 

Hyunjin!: :(

 

Changbin!: wait no I wasn't making fun of you! It just sounded funny!

 

Hyunjin!: hahahhaha i know i wasn't sad!

 

Changbin!: Oh, good

Changbin!: also this is a lot less awkward than I thought it would be

Changbin!: (No offense to Chan)

 

Chan!: Everyone seems comfortable here at least! Haha

Chan!: And don't worry, I feel the same way!

 

Minho: Should we maybe decide on a Serious Talk Time before everything derails completely?

 

Chan!: Sure! How about sundays? : )

 

Changbin!: Yeah works for me

 

Hyunjin!: i guess it depends on what time?

Hyunjin!: cause i have work during the day

 

innie!!!: there's 8 of us, so maybe 8 pm?

 

Hyunjin: oooh i like that! and yeah works for me! :D

 

Felly: me too!

 

jisung!!!: me three!

 

Changbin!: Me four

 

Minho!: Me five

 

Seungmin!: Me six

 

Felly: bang chan!!!

Felly: say it!!!

 

Chan!: ...Me seven, I guess

 

innie!!!: yay! we made a plan ^o^

 

Felly set the chat name to Sunday Support Squad!!

Notes:

chaos has been unleashed

Chapter 4: Welcome to your own personal hell!

Summary:

jisung!!!: if anyone looks at me i will Bite them

Felly: oh no! that's not good!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Saturday 7:45 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: hello how is everyone today? ^^

 

Changbin!: I'm good! Wbu?

 

Felly: i'm good, thanks! just a little bored hehe

Felly: what about everyone else??

 

jisung!!!: if anyone looks at me i will Bite them

 

Felly: oh no! that's not good!!

 

innie!!!: jisung is angy?

innie!!!: cause like, same

 

jisung!!!: not the angy kind of angry

jisung!!!: more like

jisung!!!:

 

Felly: oooh okay, i get it

Felly: wanna talk about it?

 

jisung!!!: nah i'm just emotionally exhausted after listening to my sister rant for almost 15 minutes without a break :p

 

Changbin!: Do you just have those pics ready at any moment?

 

jisung!!!: of course changbin!

jisung!!!: and those aren't just PICS, they're MEMES

 

Changbin!: Oh I'm SO sorry, how could I be so careless with my words? My sincerest apologies /s

 

jisung!!!: apology accepted (*^.^*)

jisung!!!: anyway why is innie angy?

 

innie!!!: i hugged my friend a few minutes ago and he's very upset about something

 

Felly: so... you're upset because he's upset??

 

Changbin!: Jeongin, you're an empath, right? I think I remember that from yesterday

 

innie!!!: that's right, and that's why i'm mad

innie!!!: i'm not actually upset but i hugged someone who was mad and now i share their emotions

 

Felly: is there any way to stop it? :(

 

innie!!!: no not really, i'll just have to wait it out

 

Felly: i hope it passes fast for you!

 

innie!!!: thanks, i hope so too!

 

Felly: is there no one else here? :(

Felly: only four of us have said anything

 

Hyunjin!: Hi I just got home! What are we talking about?

 

Felly: hi hyunjin! :D

Felly: how are you?

 

Hyunjin!: Good, a little tired but nothing bad! you?

 

Felly: i was bored but now that people are talking in the gc, i'm less bored! ^^

 

Hyunjin!: That's nice!

Hyunjin!: Is everyone else here already?

 

Felly: everyone except chris, minho and seungmin

 

jisung!!!: so no, everyone isn't here

 

Minho!: Actually, I've been here the whole time

Minho!: Not lurking but I accidentally turned off all keyboards on my phone except Russian and had to struggle a bit to fix that so I could type, lol

 

Changbin!: Lmao wtf?

 

Minho!: Happens to the best of us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

innie!!!: not usually, no

 

Minho!: ANYWAY

Minho!: I'm playing minecraft so I don't really have feelings at the moment, it's just Mining and Crafting

 

Hyunjin!: lmao that is a Phat Mood

 

Felly: yeah i get that

Felly: minecraft does that to u

 

Seungmin!: I'm also here and I've been lurking, I guess

 

Felly: omg seugmnin! (o^▽^o)

 

Seungmin!: Is that my name

 

jisung!!! set Seungmin!'s name to Seugmnin

 

Seugmnin: jisung...

Seugmnin: Why?

 

jisung!!!: why not? :D

 

Seugmnin: Valid, but no thanks

Seugmnin: This name is a disgraceful abomination

 

innie!!!: my existence is an abomination

 

jisung!!!: lmao mood

 

Hyunjin!: same

 

Felly: felt that

 

Changbin!: ...edgy

Changbin!: But also, same

 

innie!!!: changbin edgee boi

 

Changbin!: You started it!

 

innie!!! set Changbin!'s name to Edgy boi

 

Edgy boi: ...

Edgy boi: Now I know how Seungmin felt :/

 

Seugmnin: Welcome to you own personal hell!

 

Hyunjin!: ngl, I actually read that as Seungmin the whole time

 

Edge boi: This is bullying!! >.<

Edge boi: (joking)

 

Felly: yea sure it's bullying, but it's done with LOVE!

Felly: were just lovingly bullying you both (* ^ ω ^)

 

Minho!: I wonder if this is what Chan had in mind when he decided to start a support group

 

jisung!!!: i guess we'll never know!

 

Chan!: Oh hey, sorry I'm late!

Chan!: I see you guys have been using the group chat

 

jisung!!!: ...or maybe we will know!

 

Chan!: What's going on? : )

 

Edgy boi: Scroll up

 

Chan!: Okay, just gimme a second!

Chan!: I'll be right back

 

innie!!!: i guess we'll just chill here in the meantime

 

Felly: yea ^^

 

Chan!: I'm back!

Chan!: Nice names you gave to Seungmin and Changbin :)

 

Felly: i know right!!

 

Seugmnin: Very nice

 

Hyunjin!: lmao it doesn't look misspelled to me, I still read that as Seungmin

 

Felly: ok but smae

 

Hyunjin!: "smae"

Hyunjin!: this time i actually read it the way it was spelled, and not as the word you were trying to write!

 

Felly: dont be rude i'm doing my best >.<

 

Hyunjin!: I'm being rude but it's done with LOVE, like you said!

Hyunjin!: I'm just lovingly disrespecting you <3

 

Felly: ah ok thx 3<

 

Hyunjin!: ...was that supposed to be a heart?

 

Felly: mistakes were made

Felly: but i tried my best! (✿◠‿◠)

 

innie!!!: yay, gold star for you!

 

jisung!!!:

 

Hyunjin!:

 

Seugmnin:

 

jisung!!!: omg twins

jisung!!!: no wait there was three of us...

 

Hyunjin!: good math bro < / 3

 

jisung!!!: i tried < / 3

 

innie!!!:

 

Seugmnin: It was supposed to be triplets, just for the record

 

Minho!: The way all these stars are in different colors bothers me a lot

Minho!: The background colors are also different

 

Seugmnin: It bothers me too tbh

 

Hyunjin!: ok, but I'm still reading your name as Seungmin

Hyunjin!: My brain refuses to see the misspelling

 

Felly: same

 

Edgy boi: It's good! None of them conform to other's ideals, so all theirs stars are unique

 

innie!!!: bro it's not that deep

 

Edgy boi: Ouch < / 3

 

innie!!!: I HOPE YOU READ THAT IN A JOKING TONE BECAUSE I WASNT ACTUALLY TRYING TO UPSET YOU!!!!

 

Edgy boi: Lol dw, not upset!

 

Chan!: Aww look at this! You're all getting along

Chan!: This chat is a success!

 

jisung!!!: this is a mess

 

Chan!: And I'm proud to have put this mess together! : )

 

jisung!!! set Chan!'s name to Dad

 

Dad: ...

 

jisung!!!: it's better than grandpapa

jisung!!!: you gotta admit that at least

 

Dad: You're right, it is better than Grandpapa

 

jisung!!!: i'm always right ^.^

 

Seugmnin: No, you're not

 

jisung!!!: oh really? name one thing i've been wrong about!!

 

Seugmnin: You said twins instead of triplets just a couple of minutes ago

 

jisung!!!: ...well you've got me there! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

 

innie!!!: lmao

innie!!!: this is fun

 

Minho!: Yeah, I enjoy being here :)

 

Felly: ure the only one who still has a boring name now

Felly: watch out mihno (✿◠‿◠)

 

Minho!: ...

 

Felly: what?

Felly: oH FUCK NOT AGAIN

Felly: I WAS RELLY TRYING TO SPELL UR NAME RIGHT, I SWEAR!

 

Seugmnin set Minho!'s name to Mihno

 

Seugmnin: If I suffer, so do you

 

Mihno: I don't suffer!

Mihno: Like I said, this is fun :)

Mihno: But Hyunjin still has a boring name so Felly was wrong about me being the last one

 

Felly: aw no :(

 

Hyunjin!: It's ok! I don't need a new name! I'm happy with this one!

 

Dad: Do you have any nicknames?

 

Hyunjin!: uhhhhhh

Hyunjin!: I guess some of my friends call me Jinnie?

 

Dad: Coolio! : )

 

Dad set Hyunjin!'s name to Jinnie

 

Dad: There, now everyone has a fresh new name!

 

Felly: it's fresh! it's fun! it's...

Felly:

 

Edgy boi: Wow...

 

Seugmnin: Yeah

 

innie!!!: can't believe how much we've accomplished here today

innie!!!: tune in next time for another episode of What The Fuck Is This! ^.^

 

Felly: can't wait! :D

Notes:

i have POPPED so many PILLS today that i got a BRUISE on my FINGER (yes, i mean this literally. i work with medicine lol)

Chapter 5: Sunday Support Squad

Summary:

Mihno: I discovered my power when I fell off a rooftop in 8th grade and I guess I just dislike it because I have more bad memories than good ones with it

Dad: I'm sorry, you fell off a ROOFTOP??!?

Chapter Text

Sunday 8:02 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: Hi everyone!

Dad: Is everyone ready for the support part of this group chat to start? : )

 

Felly: yup!

 

Edgy boi: Yes!

 

jisung!!!: is it ok if i mostly just listen today?

 

Dad: Yeah that's fine! I won't force anyone to talk, and no one should feel pressured to share more than they're comfortable with

 

Jinnie: Same, I'm a bit people tired today haha

Jinnie: #introvertthingz 😔

Jinnie: might not say much but I promise I'll be here and read everything!

 

jisung!!!: relatable lol

 

Jinnie: gasp!

Jinnie: #introvertsunite?

 

jisung!!!: #introvertsunite!

 

Dad: Can't relate, but I respect that! None of you have to talk if you don't want to : )

 

Mihno: I can't relate either but I agree with the Chan man

 

Felly: same!!

 

Edgy boi: Yeah me too

 

Seugmnin: Agreed

 

innie!!!: damn so many extroverts

innie!!!: idk what i am

 

Dad: Innie, hi! Everyone is here now!

 

Mihno: Hey bang chan, what's the plan for today?

 

Dad: There's not much of a plan tbh

Dad: Since this is the first real support group... thing (?), I thought we could just introduce our powers and say why we're here!

Dad: For those who are comfortable sharing, of course : )

 

Felly: of course!

 

Dad: I know we mentioned it a few days ago but everyone probably doesn't remember everything

Dad: It can be as short or as long as you want, just say whatever you want to say!

Dad: Nothing is too much or too little 😊

 

Edgy boi: Cool! Are we going in any specific order?

 

Dad: It would probably be less chaotic if we have some sort of order, yeah

 

Edgy boi: Oldest to youngest?

Edgy boi: Wait we don't know each other's birthdays...

 

Mihno: We know what year everyone is in though, so that could work

 

Edgy boi: Okay, then that means Chan is going first!

 

Dad: Right!

Dad: It feels like I've said this a million times already and I don't really have anything new to add, haha

Dad: I have prophetic dreams and insomnia and I don't really feel the need to talk about it in more detail at the moment

Dad: Quick question to everyone here though, at what time do you guys usually sleep?

 

Seugmnin: 10 pm

 

innie: if i have class early, maybe 11 pm?? otherwise around 1 am ^.^

 

Felly: my goal is 10 pm but i am Bad At Sticking To Plans (esp when i made them), so anywhere between that and 4 am is normal for me :p

 

Mihno: 11 pm for me

 

Jinnie: if i'm not in bed by 10:30 i start crying

Jinnie: that was a joke but yeah, 10:30. but if i'm Overthinking, i stay up way longer!

 

Edgy boi: If I'm not in bed by midnight it's because I'm writing songs, and that can keep me up the rest of the night

Edgy boi: But yeah usually before midnight

 

jisung!!!: whenever i collapse depends completely on how much caffeine i've had that day

jisung!!!: usually it's before 2 am

 

Dad: Okay, good to know! : )

 

Edgy boi: Sidenote, but I love how everyone was like "well USUALLY" and "it depends on this and this"

Edgy boi: meanwhile Seungmin and Minho were straight up like "i go to bed at this time and this time only"

 

Seugmnin: Regular sleep is important for your health

 

Mihno: Idk lol I just have routines, I guess

 

Edgy boi: ooh! And you have matching names as well!

 

Dad: I just asked cause I tend to be up pretty late and just wanted to see which ones of you might respond at that time, haha

Dad: But it's either Changbin's or Minho's turn to talk about their power now, so who wants to go first? : )

 

Mihno: I bet I'm older (my birthday is in october 1998 btw)

 

Edgy boi: There's no reason for me to make that bet now :/

Edgy boi: I'm in august 1999 so you're older, you should go first

 

Mihno: Okay :)

Mihno: I don't really have a lot to say about it, but like I said earlier, my power is flying

Mihno: I discovered it when I fell off a rooftop in 8th grade and I guess I just dislike it because I have more bad memories than good ones with it

 

Dad: I'm sorry, you fell off a ROOFTOP??!?

 

Felly: oh my god what the fuck

 

Seugmnin: Were you okay???

 

Mihno: Yeah, I floated the last bit and landed without any injuries

Mihno: The people who pushed me got in trouble with the school though

 

innie!!!: sOMEONE PUSHED YOU?????

 

Edgy boi: What the hell, why would they do that??!?!?

 

Mihno: He didn't mean to push me! We were fighting and things got a little intense

Mihno: My high school had this rooftop that wasn't supposed to be accessible for students, but the door was unlocked so we went there anyway

 

Dad: Minho, you could have died...

 

Mihno: I know, but I was fine

 

Edgy boi: Maybe physically

Edgy boi: There are other ways to be hurt

 

Mihno: Either way, that's all I have to say about it for now

Mihno: Binnie's turn :)

 

innie!!!: ooh that's cute

 

innie!!! set Edgy boi's name to Binnie UwU

 

Binnie UwU: ...was the uwu really necessary?

 

innie!!!: of course it is!

innie!!!: the UwU is always necessary! ^-^

 

Binnie UwU set their name to Binnie

 

Binnie: Not anymore :P

 

innie!!!: gasp! betrayal D:

 

Binnie: Anyway, my turn to tell a story!

Binnie: Except I don't really have a story

Binnie: Idk what my power is so idk if I like it or not, but I'm not upset about not knowing it yet

Binnie: The only thing I don't like is the way people expect me to be, like, depressed over not knowing my power?? As if that affects them in any way??

 

Mihno: Weird

 

Seugmnin: Yeah...

 

Binnie: So yeah, my problem isn't with my power, it's with my friends and family

Binnie: The only person who doesn't seem to care is my sister, so at least I have her

 

innie!!!: and now you have us too!! :D

 

Dad: That's right!

 

Felly: support from teh support squad!! ^_^

 

Binnie: Thank you guys!

Binnie: but yeah, that's all I have to say for now

Binnie: Sophomores?

 

Seungmin: There's four of us though

 

Felly: jinnie and jisung said they werent gonna go, so it's just you and me^^

Felly: my birthday is in september!

 

Seungmin: Wait, mine too

 

jisung!!!: omg my birthday is also in september!

jisung!!!: not that it matter cause i'm not gonna talk, but still!! thats so cool!! :D

 

Felly: omg b day tripltes!! ^O^

 

Seungmin: Atrocious spelling, but yeah!

 

Felly: bold of you to assume i know what that word means

 

Seungmin: Yeah ok that's fair

Seungmin: Anyway, I'm the 22nd, wbu?

 

Felly: the 15th!

 

jisung!!!: wtf i'm literally one day older than you felix!

 

Felly: woah!!! we're actually twins!!

Felly: twinsies! (✿◠‿◠)

 

jisung!!!: twinsies! (✿◠‿◠)

 

Seungmin: That means Felix is going first

 

Felly: oh right yeah!

Felly: i didn't say my power last time, because i REALLY don't like it

Felly: i try to never use it

 

Binnie: Whatever it is, we won't judge you, even if it's something really bad

 

Mihno: It's not something you chose yourself so it would be unfair of anyone to judge you for it

 

Felly: thank you^^

Felly: but yeah my power is mind control and people are scared of me because that

Felly: and i mean i can't really blame them for being scared

 

jisung!!!: felt that

jisung!!!: ajhdshf sorry, that was a really bad response, what i'm trying to say is that you're not alone <3

 

Felly: i won't ask what your power is because you didn't wanna talk about it, but thanks <3

Felly: and i'm sorry you feel the same :(

 

jisung!!!: it's okay, i can read minds so that's why i relate to the whole thing with people being scared of you

 

Felly: omg we raelly are twins!! mind reading and mind control is so similar!!

 

jisung!!!: yeah! :D

jisung!!!: anyway sorry i interrupted, please continue!

 

Felly: okay ^.^

Felly: i don't actually have a lot more to say

Felly: i don't like my power because people don't trust me, and i also have to be careful when i speak

Felly: if i say things like "pass me the butter", it activates my power and i force the person i'm talking to to pass me the butter

 

Binnie: Wait is that really how it works??

 

Felly: yeah! i can't say anything that sounds like an order

Felly: i'm not good at grammar but i can't use the "basic" verb form, you know??

Felly: like "to run", "to talk", "to be"

Felly: the words you put "to" in front of

Felly: i can't use those words when i talk to people

 

Seugmnin: Root form

 

Felly: oh thanks! ^-^

Felly: yeah i can't use that, because it activates my power and i accidentally force people to do something

 

Dad: So you can't say things like "look at this!" if you wanna show something?

 

Felly: yeah, i need to say it like "can you look at this?" instead of just "look at this"

Felly: it was kinda annoying at first, but now i'm used to it

Felly: and luckily my power doesn't work over text so at least there's that! hehe

 

Binnie: Imagine not knowing you have that power, and discovering it for the first time...

 

Felly: oh yeah, my first time using it was horrible

Felly: it happened when i was 15 and i told someone to go fuck themselves...

 

Mihno: Oh no

 

Seugmnin: Shit...

 

innie!!!: holy wtf

innie!!!: what did they do??

 

Felly: they tried to pull down their pants and start masturbating in the middle of the school hallway

 

Binnie: Did you manage to stop them? How did they react after?

 

Felly: i told them to stop and they did, luckily

Felly: and we never talked again after that because they were terrified of me

Felly: understandably

 

Dad: That's an awful way to find out what your power is

Dad: I'm proud of you for trying to find ways to deal with it

 

Felly: thanks^^

Felly: but yeah that's all for me today? seungmin??

 

Seugmnin: Yes hello

Seugmnin: I have a language power, which I don't mind at all, but people in my classes are weird about it

Seugmnin: Whenever I do well in school, people think it's because of my power

 

Binnie: You mean in language classes?

 

Seugmnin: No, in any subject, which makes no sense

Seugmnin: Obviously it helps me in English, but even then it only helps with vocabulary and grammar, not reading or listening comprehension, and it doesn't make me a better writer

Seugmnin: I definitely have an easier time in language classes but not in other subjects

 

innie!!!: i don't get why people would think it helps you with other subjects though??

 

Seugmnin: Neither do I

Seugmnin: A lot of people just think of powers in terms of what type they belong to, and my power is a learning power, so they think that all types of learning come easier to me

Seugmnin: Which is not true

 

Felly: aw no

Felly: justice for suegnimin!!!

 

Seugmnin: ...oh wow, and I didn't think my name could get any worse

 

innie!!!: lmao

innie!!!: but yeah!! seungmin validation!!

 

Felly: VALIDATION!!! (^o^)

 

Binnie: Validation!

 

Dad: Validation! : )

 

jisung!!!: validationg!!!

 

Jinnie: Validation! :D

 

Mihno: lol validationg

Mihno: But yeah, validation!

 

Seugmnin: Thank you everyone

Seugmnin: Innie, it's your turn now

 

innie!!!: yo wassup bros

 

Felly: i love this introduction

 

jisung!!!: lol same

 

innie!!!: i'm an empath and i'm tired of not being able to hug people, or even just hand them things normally

 

Dad: What do you mean, hand them things normally?

 

innie!!!: if i'm handing someone a pen, for example, i wouldn't give it to them directly

innie!!!: i put it down between us and let them grab it themselves

 

Jinnie: How bad is skin contact for you?

 

innie!!!: honestly it's not usually bad

innie!!!: but when it's bad, it's Very Bad

innie!!!: a lot of people also don't wanna have skin contact with me cause i guess it feels like an invasion of privacy for them?

innie!!!: which i guess is how jisung and felix also feel about their powers? maybe?

 

jisung!!!: yup

 

Felly: yeah me too

 

innie!!!: okay cool

innie!!!: so anyway, that's what's up!

innie!!!: personally, i like to say that i am allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion ^.^

 

Binnie: Lmao

 

Mihno: Okay but that's valid

 

innie!!!: lol

innie!!!: that's all for me today! thanks for listening!

 

Dad: Thanks for sharing <3

Dad: And that's to everyone, thanks for just being here, honestly

 

Felly: thanks to YOU for putting this together!! ^_^

 

Binnie: Yeah, it was a really good idea!

Binnie: I already feel less judged here than in most other places

 

Seugmnin: Same!

 

Dad: <3

Dad: And just fyi, we can still use this chat when it's not Sunday! It doesn't have to be about powers at all

Dad: I think it's just nice to have people to relate to, even if we don't talk about deep stuff

 

innie!!!: definitely!

 

Mihno: Yeah I agree with that

 

jisung!!!: i will send you a meme when i finish classes tomorrow

jisung!!!: thats both a threat and a promise

 

Felly: cool! me too! :D

 

Dad: I'll look forward to your memes then!

Dad: Unless anyone has something to add, I guess we'll say goodbye for now?

 

Binnie: Bye!

 

Felly: bai '3'

 

innie!!!: can't wait for the memes!

Chapter 6: Meme Monday

Summary:

Dad: Be kind or die!

Binnie: Is that a threat?

Dad: It's a promise : )

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Monday 3:31 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: i promised a meme, and i shall provide

jisung!!!:

 

Felly: MOOD

 

innie!!!: felix also promised us a meme yesterday!

 

Felly: ure right! ^_^

Felly:

 

Jinnie: Woah! The culture is overhwlemign me!

Jinnie: (if you can't tell, idk how to spell that word)

 

Seugmnin: It's overwhelming

 

Jinnie: Oh! Thank you! ^-^

 

Binnie: If Sundays are for the Support Squad, we should also have something called Meme Mondays

Binnie: It only makes sense

 

jisung!!!: !!!

 

Jinnie: That is the best idea ever!

 

Mihno: I'm actually having a Minecraft Monday right now, but sure, memes are also very good

 

Dad: I love minecraft!

Dad: Such a good game!

 

Jinnie:

 

innie!!!: lmao

 

jisung!!!: top tier memes only!

jisung!!!: minecraft meme monday

 

Felly: minho's name could be minhocraft

 

innie!!! set Mihno's name to Minhocraft

 

Minhocraft: ...why

 

innie!!!: why not? :D

 

Minhocraft: Yeah okay, that's fair

Minhocraft: At least I don't have to deal with my misspelled name anymore :)

 

Seugmnin: Hey Innie, I also want a new name

 

innie!!!: no

 

Seugmnin: What do you mean, no? You can't just say no

 

innie!!!: trust me, i'm an expert and i'm saying no ^.^

 

Seugmnin: You're not an expert

 

innie!!!:

 

Felly: !!! kirby !!!

 

jisung!!!: aww!

jisung!!!: it's my favorite pink ball with feet! <3

 

Dad: ...I'm sorry, your what?

 

jisung!!!: that's what kirby is! a pink ball with feet

 

Minhocraft: This Meme Monday is getting weirder and weirder

Minhocraft: Not that I'm complaining ;)

 

Felly: why did you add a wimk to that?

 

Minhocraft: ;)

 

Seugmnin: Did you really just call it a wimk instead of wink?

 

Felly: wimk is better!!

Felly: fight me!!

 

Seugmnin: No thanks, I don't wanna fight you

 

Dad: No fighting in the support squad!

Dad: Be kind or die!

 

Binnie: Is that a threat?

 

Dad: It's a promise : )

 

Binnie: damn

 

Minhocraft: Well, I guess the support squad has a new motto now!

Minhocraft: Be kind or die ;)

 

Felly: but why are you wimking so much??

 

Seugmnin: Why do you keep calling it wimking?

 

Minhocraft: Why shouldn't I? ;)

 

Felly: wimking is the only right way to say it!!

Felly: and minhooo :(

Felly: why??

 

Minhocraft: Is that not a good enough reason to you?

Minhocraft: I just like wimking

 

Seugmnin: sTOP

 

Binnie: The wimks are cursed today

 

Seugmnin: YES THEY ARE

 

jisung!!!: what's wrong seungmin?

jisung!!!: don't you like the wimks?

 

innie!!!: what's wrong with the wimks? ;(

 

Jinnie: Wow, a wimking sad face! That's creative

 

innie!!!: thank you ;)

 

Dad: Minho, look at what you did

Dad: You got everyone to start wimking

 

Minhocraft: That's right! I don't follow trends, I make them ;)

 

Binnie: This is a whole ass mess

Binnie: I thought we were having a Meme Monday

 

Felly: we are!!

 

innie!!!: there's nothing like a bit of memes and wimking to bring us all closer together <3

 

jisung!!!: words of wisdom!

jisung!!!: anyway i have another meme that i thought of yesterday but it didn't feel like an apropriate time to send it

 

Felly: okay lets'g o!!

 

jisung!!!: this was me and felix yesterday when we found out we're almost birthday twins and have similar powers!

jisung!!!:

 

Felly: same hat! ^o^

 

jisung!!!: same hat!! .D

jisung!!!: oh shit my smiley lost an eye

jisung!!!: eh, whatever, it's fine .D

 

innie!!!: all smileys deserve respect, even if they only have one eye <3

 

jisung!!!: true <3

 

Binnie: I see you're living up to our group motto

Binnie: Be kind or die

 

jisung!!!: yes, those are the words i live by <3

 

innie!!!: speaking of eyes!

innie!!!: i have another way of wimking

innie!!!: ^_-

 

Minhocraft: Ooh! New wimks ;)

 

Seugmnin: This chat is very cursed :/

 

Binnie: Idk, I think it could be a lot worse

Binnie: Like sure, it's a little cursed but in a good way!

 

Seugmnin: You're probably right about that

 

jisung!!!: wait why is this cursed??

 

Seugmnin: Uh, have you seen what happened here today?

Seugmnin: Literally everything here is cursed

 

Felly: what a great way to celebrate this Meme Monday ^_^

 

Jinnie: Yay! This is my favorite holiday! ^-^

 

Dad: I'm pretty sure Meme Mondays don't count as a holiday, but yeah!

Dad: This is pretty great : )

 

Felly: absolutely!!!

 

jisung!!!: meme mondays should absolutely count as a holiday though

jisung!!!: i'm just saying

 

innie!!!: yeah! i think we should celebrate meme mondays as a nationa holday!

 

Seugmnin: Interesting spelling

 

innie!!!: thanks! i did it all by myself ^.^

 

Seugmnin: I can see that :)

 

innie!!!: lmao

 

Binnie: Sorry to interrupt but I have a quick irrelevant question

Binnie: Has Minho been playing minecraft while texting this whole time?

 

Minhocraft: Of course ;)

 

Felly: don't mine and text!

 

jisung!!!: don't craft and text!

jisung!!!: omg jinx

 

Felly: jinx!!!

 

Minhocraft: Don't worry, it's nighttime in minecraft and I'm in my house

Minhocraft: I'm not mining or crafting right now

 

Felly: good! safety first!

 

Minhocraft: Oh shit

Minhocraft: I just looked at an enderman for 0.193874356338 seconds and he took it as a personal attack

 

jisung!!!: lmao, that's me when i'm having a bad day

 

Jinnie: Same!

Jinnie: It's like, don't look at me or I WILL bite you!

 

jisung!!!: exactly! lol

 

Felly: get your fucking dog bitch!!

 

innie!!!: it don't bite

 

Felly: yes it DO!

Felly: lol

 

jisung!!!: i just wanna say that i am the dog in this scenario

 

Jinnie: Me too

 

Felly: LMAO

 

Minhocraft: Good news everyone, I survived the enderman attack

Minhocraft: You shall be blessed by my presence for another day ;)

 

Seugmnin: All you've done is get everyone to start winking...

 

Felly: wiNKING??? WINKING?????

Felly: the right word is WIMKING, my good sir!

 

innie!!!: no winks here! only wimks!

 

Seugmnin: I will kindly abstain from using that word, thank you very much

 

innie!!!: awww ;(

innie!!!: at least you haven't left the gc yet!

 

Seugmnin: Okay look, I will be annoyed by all the bs but I would never leave the gc

Seugmnin: I enjoy being annoyed?? If that makes sense??

 

Felly: awww! we enjoy annoying you <3

 

Seugmnin: <3

 

Binnie: What a successful Meme Monday!

Binnie: Happy meme monday everyone <3

 

innie!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY <3

 

Dad: Happy Meme Monday! : )

 

Jinnie: My new favorite holday ^-^

 

Felly: same <3

 

Minhocraft: Happy meme monday ;)

Notes:

happy meme monday everyone :D

Chapter 7: Have a day!

Summary:

Seugmnin: For some reason I didn't think they would be as chaotic in real life as they are in the group chat

Seugmnin: I was proven wrong

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Wednesday 9:35 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: i hope everyone reading this has a day today! ^.^

 

Seugmnin: You mean a good day?

 

Felly: nope

Felly: i just hope you have a day today

 

Dad: Thanks Felix! : )

 

innie!!!: this is easily one of the days i've had this week! it has for sure been a day!

 

Minhocraft: Lmao

Minhocraft: The day has barely started though

 

innie!!!: my point still stands

 

Binnie: Very nice message, thank you!

 

Felly: you're welcome! ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 2:15 pm

Felly added Jinnie, jisung!!! and Seugmnin to a group chat

Felly set the chat name to sohpmores squad!!!

 

Seugmin: Close! It's sophomores

 

Felly: aww

Felly: but i was really close!^^

 

Seugmnin: Yeah, good job!

 

Felly: thank u (✿◠‿◠)

Felly: and i hope no one minds that i made this chat!

Felly: just thought that maybe it's more comfy to talk when it's not as many people?

 

jisung!!!: thanks lix! i like this!

 

Jinnie: Me too!

Jinnie: I mean, not that I don't like the big gc, sometimes it's just hard to talk you know?

 

jisung!!!: yeah i definitely get that

 

Felly: i don't really have a problem talking to people but i get that not everyone feels the same way and i'm hoping this will make it easier for you ^_^

 

Jinnie: Felix, you're an angel

 

Felly: aww thanks <3

Felly: and also, we're the same age friends! we're all sohpmores! :D

 

jisung!!!: and three of us have the same birht month!!

 

Jinnie: noo i'm lonely, my birthday is in march :(

 

jisung!!!: that's ok, you're not lonely!

jisung!!!: that means your half birthday is in september so you're like, an honorary september baby with us :D

 

Jinnie: Ooh I like that!

 

Seugmnin: Quadruplets!

 

Felly: omg yes!!! :D

Felly: ill never be able to spell that word correctly but it's the thought that counts <3

 

Jinnie: Same <3

Jinnie: and I've actually met two of you irl!

 

Felly: yeah ^O^

 

Seugmnin: That's true

 

jisung!!!: i haven't, but 10/10 would wanna meet you irl

 

Jinnie: I wanna meet you too!

 

jisung!!!: ey wait do you really wanna??

jisung!!!: cause i'm serious

 

Jinnie: I am 100% serious about this!

 

jisung!!!: day 5 of knowing each other means it's time to Make Plans!!!

 

Jinnie: I'm in one of the dance rooms right now

 

jisung!!!: i'm in one of the piano rooms!!

jisung!!!: you're just a floor below me then!

 

Felly: wait sorry to interrupt but i'm also in one of the dance rooms

Felly: which one are you in jinnie??

 

Jinnie: 325!

 

Felly: wait wtf i'm literally in the room right next to u

 

jisung!!!: should i come down to you guys??

 

Jinnie: I mean, yeah, if you wanna meet me/us!

Jinnie: obviously I already know Felix so is it okay for you if he joins us?

Jinnie: and Felix, do you wanna join us?

 

Felly: yeah!! if it's cool with jisung?

 

jisung!!!: sure, but can i meet you one at a time?

jisung!!!: normally i wouldn't tell people this but everyone has already been vulnerable about their powers so i don't feel weird about it

jisung!!!: i have social anxiety and it's scary to be alone with two strangers

 

Felly: yeah that's cool!

 

Jinnie: But I get to meet you first because I said it first!!!

 

jisung!!!: lmao okay

jisung!!!: i'm going down the stairs now!

 

Felly: seungminnieeee

 

Seugmnin: Yeah?

 

Felly: where are u?

 

Seugmnin: I'm walking around on campus and taking pictures of flowers

 

Felly: omg!!

Felly: do you wanna come to the dance & music building and meet us? <3

 

Seugmnin: Are you sure?

 

Felly: yeah! if you wanna?

 

Seugmnin: Okay, yeah!

 

Felly: you can come to room 324 first, it's on the third floor!

Felly: since jisung is meeting hyunjin right now!! ^_^

 

Seugmin: Sure, I'll be there in five minutes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 5:15 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: did you know that there's a... costume storage (??) on campus?

Felly: sorry i can't remember the korean word

 

Seugmnin: Costume storage

 

Felly: thank you!

 

Minhocraft: I did not know that

Minhocraft: How did you find out about it?

 

Felly: we found matching outfits in the storage room!! ^O^

Felly:

Felly: guess who these people are??

 

innie!!!: i have never seen these people before in my LIFE!

 

Dad: Wait, that's you guys!

Dad: I've seen all of you around campus, and I recognize Jisung from the music majors' showcase!

 

Felly: correct :D

 

Binnie: So wait, who's in that picture?

 

Felly: all the sphmores!

Felly: jisung, me, seungmin and hyunjin!

Felly: from left to right in that order

 

jisung!!!: that's right we raided the costume storage!

 

innie!!!: i didn't even know this school had one of those

 

jisung!!!: yeah, it's for the theatre majors

jisung!!!: we kind of weren't allowed to take those clothes, but what's done is done

 

Minhocraft: You guys met each other?

 

Binnie: Oh yeah how did that happen?

 

Felly: we made a secret group chat for the 2000 liners

Felly: and then jinnie and jisung decided that they HAD to meet irl

Felly: and then seungmin and i joined them ^O^

 

Dad:

 

Felly: that is such a dad meme

Felly: i love it! ^o^

 

Dad: Yeah! I'm not sure I could follow that story, but it sounded nice! Did you have fun? : )

 

Jinnie: Like Lix said, we raided a costume storage

Jinnie: That was very fun!

 

jisung!!!: as terrified as i am of social interaction, it was nice meeting people irl!!

 

Seugmnin: For some reason I didn't think they would be as chaotic in real life as they are in the group chat

Seugmnin: I was proven wrong

 

Binnie: Lmao

 

jisung!!!: you shouldn't have had any expectations in the first place ^.^

 

Seugmnin: You're right!

Seugmnin: I just thought maybe you would be more wary around strangers, but like I said, I was wrong to assume :)

 

Felly: lol

 

Seugmnin: Don't get me wrong though, I had a great time!

 

Jinnie: Imagine if all eight of us met...

 

Felly: a MESS!

 

jisung!!!: the 4 of us meeting was already a mess

jisung!!!: so this would be a mess^8

 

Seugmnin: Wow, math!

 

jisung!!!: lol yeah

 

Minhocraft: I'm glad you guys had a good time ;)

 

innie!!!: omg

innie!!!: the wimks are back in town!

 

Minhocraft: They never left ;)

 

Seugmnin: Actually, I don't think I wanna meet Minho irl :/

Seugmnin: (that's a joke, btw)

 

Minhocraft: Good! You're not worthy of being in my presence anyway

Minhocraft: (that's also a joke)

 

Felly: seungminho

 

Jinnie: omg, their names even go together!!

 

Binnie: You're right!

 

Minhocraft: I am literally disrespecting Seungmin right now

Minhocraft: Why are you talking about our names matching?

 

Seugmnin: Yeah, this is not a friendly conversation

 

Dad: This is banter! Friends do banter!

 

Minhocraft: We are not friends

 

Seugmnin: We are not friends

 

Felly: omg they sent that at the same time!

Felly: soulmate culture~~

 

Seugmnin: ANYWAY

Seugmnin: I had a good time today, it was nice meeting you guys

 

jisung!!!: you too <3

 

Felly: i agree! ^_^

 

Jinnie: I wouldn't mind doing it again!

 

jisung!!!: let's go boxing next time, and invite minho!

jisung!!!: he can fight seungmin

 

Minhocraft: Good idea ;)

 

Dad: NO

Dad: NO FIGHTING

 

Binnie: Be kind or die!

 

Dad: Exactly! You're not allowed to fight each other!

 

Minhocraft: Aww, sucks ;(

 

Dad: Great!

Dad: Another successful day in the group chat : )

 

Felly: i'm really glad everyone decided to have a day today

 

Dad: ...what

 

Felly: i told you this morning to have a day!

Felly: im' really glad everyone folowed my advice ^_^

 

innie!!!: yeah, this has for sure been a day!

 

Jinnie: Definitely!

 

jisung!!!: this day was surely a day

 

Dad: ...oookay

Notes:

hope everyone had a day today! i sure did ^_^

Chapter 8: I am Stress™

Summary:

innie!!!: i might even use a semicolon today!

Minhocraft: Correctly?

innie!!!: ...you didn't have to call me out like this

Chapter Text

Thursday 7:08 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: using snapchat when your short-term memory doesn't fucking work is one hell of an experience

jisung!!!: especially when you're snapchatting someone with equally bad short term memory

 

Felly: omg i can imagine!!

 

Binnie: LMAO

 

jisung!!!: i will send them a question, they respond a few minutes later, and i have no memory of what the question was

jisung!!!: and when i ask them what the question was, they're like "idk i don't remember"

 

Seugmnin: Maybe shapchat isn't the best way for you to talk to that person, lol

 

jisung!!!: you are absolutely right about that, but that won't stop me! :)

jisung!!!: anyway how are yall's days going?

 

innie!!!: i'm feeling classy

innie!!!: i might even use a semicolon today!

 

Minhocraft: Correctly?

 

innie!!!: ...you didn't have to call me out like this

 

Minhocraft: ;)

 

innie!!!: WIMK!

 

Seugmnin: Oh god, not again

Seugmnin: Please

 

Binnie: Innie says he's feeling classy, then he immediately yells about wimks

 

innie!!!: you're right, that wasn't very classy of me!

 

Felly: that wasnt very cash money of you

 

innie!!!: LOL

innie!!!: you're right!

 

Felly: ^_^

 

Jinnie: Hey waddup I'm here now and I am Stress™

 

Felly: oh no! hyunjninnie!

Felly: whats up??

 

Jinnie: my choreo doesn't look the way i want it to look < / 3

 

Felly: aw no!! < / 3

Felly: want some help?

 

Jinnie: Maybe tomorrow, if you can? I've scrambled my brain enough for today :/

 

Felly: yeah sure ^_^

Felly: text me later!

 

Jinnie: Okay, I will! Thank you <3

 

Felly: <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 7:43 pm

Felly added Jinnie and Minhocraft to a chat

Felly set the chat name to breakdances gently~

 

Felly: people

 

Jinnie: Lol why are you making so many new group chats?

Jinnie: Not that I mind! Just wondering

 

Felly: cause were dance buddies!! ^o^

 

Minhocraft: All three of us are dance majors ;)

 

Felly: yes!!

Felly: yesterday i united the 2000 kids so now i'm colecting dance majors

 

Jinnie: oh right!

Jinnie: But jus fyi, this is not what I meant when I told you to text me later :P

 

Felly: akjshfjdshf no dont worry! i'm still gonna help you with the choreo!!

 

Jinnie: ok cool!

 

Minhocraft: If you want, I could help too?

Minhocraft: Four eyes might be better than two

 

Jinnie: omg minho meet n greet!!

 

Minhocraft: :/

 

Felly: minho meet n greet!! ^o^

 

Minhocraft: Yeah okay, so is that a yes or no to meeting up tomorrow?

 

Jinnie: I'd like that!

Jinnie: the more the merrier! :D

 

Minhocraft: k!

 

Jinnie: I'll text both of you in this gc later and we can decide what time is god

Jinnie: I'm too tired to language rn

 

Felly: lol mood

 

Minhocraft: A picture says more than 1000 words

 

Jinnie: Does that mean you wanna see the dance memes I saved this morning?? :D

 

Felly: MEMS

Felly: I LOV <3

 

Minhocraft: I don't see how that's related to what we were talking about, but sure!

 

Jinnie:

Jinnie:

 

Felly: LMAO JINNIE

Felly: WHERE ARE THESE FROM????

 

Minhocraft: Those are a big mood, especially the first one

 

Felly: WHY R THEY CROPD SO BADLY THO?? LMAO

 

Jinnie:

 

Felly: tHE FREAKING WATERMARK

Felly: IM LOSING MY MARBLES OVER THIS AJHAHHAHHSJDG

 

Minhocraft: Lol

 

Jinnie: anyeone selse god any dans mems?

 

Minhocraft: I hate how easily I could read that sentence

Minhocraft: But yes, here you go!

Minhocraft:

 

Felly: KJSAHDGSFKDASFSH

 

Jinnie: lol I love that!

Jinnie: Here, I have another one

Jinnie:

 

Felly: LMAO

 

Minhocraft: Something about dancing in the morning just makes me feel very old

 

Jinnie: Same!!!

 

Minhocraft: But warming up in the morning is one of the best feelings ever! The best way to wake up tbh

Minhocraft: Doing plies is not it though :/

 

Felly: big agree!

 

Jinnie: Important question

Jinnie: Do you prefer dancing early in the morning or late at night?

 

Felly: lae at night!!!!

 

Minhocraft: I mean it's really nice to stretch and do warmups in the morning

Minhocraft: Best way to wake up

Minhocraft: But doing choreography is always nicer late at night

 

Jinnie: Wow, we all agreed on something!

 

Felly: no that's just a fact™, dancing is better late at night

 

Minhocraft: Yeah I think most people agree with that

 

Jinnie: EITHER WAY

Jinnie: Dance buddies first win!

 

Felly: yay dance buddies! ^^

 

Minhocraft: Do we really have to do this

 

Felly: MINHO

Felly: SAY IT!!!

 

Minhocraft: sigh

Minhocraft: Yay dance buddies!

 

Felly: yay! ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8:38 pm

Dad added Binnie and jisung!!! to a group chat

Dad set the chat name to Music major things™

 

Dad: Since the big group chat died, I thought I'd make one for the music majors!

 

jisung!!!: i really don't think the big gc died...

 

Dad: Yeah well I've decided to be dramatic about it, so let's say that it died

Dad: Anyway! : )

Dad: I thought we could use this chat to talk about making music, either for classes or stuff in our spare time

 

Binnie: That sounds like a good idea!

 

jisung!!!: yeah!

 

Dad: If anyone wants help or advice about music, we can use this chat : )

Dad: Or just random conversations! If you want

 

jisung!!!: i wish i could read my own mind < / 3

 

Binnie: Oh? Why?

 

jisung!!!: ajkdsfjdsfh wait shit i meant to sent that to felix

jisung!!!: we're private chatting right now and i was complaining about snapchat to him

jisung!!!: hhhhh that has nothing to do with this

 

Dad: Are you still snapchatting that person you were talking about earlier?

 

jisung!!!: lmao yes

jisung!!!: we have a music project together and keep forgetting to save the chats we send each other

 

Binnie: LMAO

 

Dad: Don't use snapchat? Maybe?

 

jisung!!!: the more you tell me not to do it, the more i want to keep doing it

 

Binnie: Mood

Binnie: But group projects in music are always a mess, that's just the way it is

Binnie: It's part of the experience

 

jisung!!!: words of wisdom

 

Dad: You're not wrong about that, hahaha

 

Binnie: One time I fucked up when I was saving an MP3, and somehow the whole thing was saved in 2x speed

 

jisung!!!: HAHAH how did you even manage that??

 

Binnie: I honestly don't know

Binnie: It was a really emotional track with pretty much just piano and vocals, and then it turned into some chaotic remix when I saved it :(

 

jisung!!!: lol what was the song called?

 

Binnie: Nevernending story, but I made so many changes to it so I think the file was called "neverending story ver 3"

 

jisung!!!: neverending story ver 3 walked so that mozart could run

 

Binnie: LMAOOOOO JISUNG

Binnie: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THE TRACK

 

jisung!!!: yeah but i can imagine ^_^

 

Dad: ajkhdshs,,, did you just compare Changbin's chaos song to Mozart?

 

jisung!!!: i did!

 

Binnie: It was very funny, thank you

Binnie: But yeah that was one of my best moments as a music major

 

jisung!!!: personally i think i've peaked in music theory class

 

Dad: Oh god no, don't talk about music t****y in here

Dad: I'm so glad I don't have to take that class this year

 

Binnie: So many people hate music theory, but I think it's okay?

 

Dad: I mean I did really well in the class, it's just my least favorite music subject

Dad: It involved too much thinking :(

 

jisung!!!:

 

Binnie: I also have memes about music theory!

Binnie:

 

jisung!!!: omg i sent that meme in the group chat with my songwriting class!

 

Dad: You guys have a group chat?

 

jisung!!!: yeah we do lol

jisung!!!: but all we do is cheat in class and send memes

 

Dad: That's nice though!

 

Binnie: Chan, do you have any music theory memes?

 

Dad: Maybe?

Dad: Yeah I do!

Dad:

 

Binnie: lol

 

jisung!!!: lmao i love how chan makes a group chat for us to ask for help or advice, and all we do is send memes

 

Binnie: Isn't that exactly what happened with the big group chat too?

 

jisung!!!: lol u right!

 

Dad: I mean, we had a support sunday already, so it's not all memes and bullshit!

 

jisung!!!: "memes and bullshit"

jisung!!!: new motto for the group chat, maybe?

 

Binnie: YES

 

jisung!!!: memes and bullshit! <3

 

Dad: Guys, please...

 

jisung!!!: sorry chan, i can't hear you over the sound of my own GENIUS

 

Dad: ajhdsjfsgf

Dad: ...ok : )

Chapter 9: No options, only Ikea

Summary:

innie!!!: i think the first time all 8 of us meet irl, it should be at ikea

innie!!!: i'm sorry but there's just no other option

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 4:50 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: i'm a bitch for binnie

 

Binnie: JISUNG

 

jisung!!!: what!!! it's true!!!

 

Felly: okay valid, but why?

 

jisung!!!: i just heard him rap

jisung!!!: i think my soul has ascended from this plane of existence

 

Jinnie: dID YOU MEET BINNIE IRL??? :0

 

jisung!!!: yeah :D

jisung!!!: and also bang chan! in a music studio!

 

Jinnie: Damn wow! So cool!

 

Felly: jinnie you're literally in the same room as me and minho right now

Felly: why are u surprised

 

innie!!!: people are meeting up?? :0

 

Felly: yeah! i made a group chat with the other dance majors ^_^

 

Dad: And I made a chat with the other music production majors!

Dad: I didn't realize the dancers were doing the same thing

 

innie!!!: woah that's cool

 

Dad: Do you wanna join our music major group chat Innie?

Dad: I mean, you're also a music major!

Dad: I wasn't trying to exclude you, I just thought that since you major in vocals, you have different classes than us

Dad: but do you wanna? : )

 

innie!!!: nope ^.^

innie!!!: i'm gonna make my own group chat

 

Dad: Oh, okay! With who?

 

innie!!!: cool kids

 

Binnie: Meaning...?

 

innie!!!: not you lmao

 

Binnie: YAH

 

innie!!!: sorry not sorry ^.^

innie!!!: but yeah don't be upset, we can't all be cool kids

 

Binnie: ok :/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 5:08 pm

innie!!! added jisung!!!, Felly, Jinnie and Seugmnin to a chat

innie!!! set the chat name to Cool kids

 

innie!!!: keep in mind that you may lose your Cool Kid Privileges at any moment :)

 

innie!!! set their name to Gangleader

 

jisung!!!: nooo

jisung!!!: our matching names < / 3

 

Gangleader: not to worry, i have a plan!

 

Gangleader set jisung!!!'s name to Second in command

 

Jinnie: pls don't make the names too confusing, I'm not smart enough for this

 

Felly: yeah same

Felly: i think ill remember that innie is the gangleader tho, he just has those vibes

 

Jinnie: Yeah true!

 

Second in command: i really wanna make puns with you guys's names for this chat

Second in command: but my brain is stupid < / 3

 

Felly: LMAO MOOD

 

Seugmnin: Can't relate, my brain cells are thriving~~

 

Second in command set Seugmnin's name to Smartmin

 

Second in command: YO I MADE A PUN!

Second in command: maybe i actually have a funtioning brain!

 

Felly: YO!

 

Hyunjin: Good for you Jisung!

 

Smartmin: Hey I actually don't hate this

Smartmin: Maybe this group chat wasn't the worst idea ever :)

 

Gangleader: watch it! youre on thin ice seungmin [insert last name]!

 

Smartmin: It's Kim

 

Gangleader: watch it kim seungmin!

Gangleader: i can and will kick you out if you don't follow the group chat rules

 

Jinnie: Okay, so what actually are the rules?

 

Gangleader: 1. kindness is cool

Gangleader: 2. safety is cool

Gangleader: 3. if you mention beans, you get kicked out

 

Felly: i'm scared to say the word cause i don't wanna be kicked out, but what's up with the third rule??

 

Gangleader: We Will Never Speak Of That

 

Jinnie: Alrighty then

 

Felly:

 

Gangleader: LMAO

Gangleader: i wanna promote you in our gang but i don't know what to make your name cause jisung is already second in command

 

Second in command: i would help, but i used all my brain cells when i made seungmin's name

 

Felly: yeah that's fair

 

Gangleader: what do gangs usually have, other than leaders?

 

Smartmin: Idk

Smartmin: Snipers, assassins, strong people, smart people...

 

Jinnie: assasJIN!

 

Felly: omg! a pun!!!

 

Jinnie set their name to AssassJIN

 

AssassJIN: Not my best work, but it's honest work

AssassJIN: My last three brain cells worked very hard on this

 

Second in command: you did good hyunjin <3

 

AssassJIN: Thank you <3

 

Smartmin: Quick question

Smartmin: Are Hyunjin and Felix still in the dance studio?

 

AssassJIN: Yup!

 

Felly: yea ^_^

Felly: minho went to get us stuff from the vending machine so were waiting for him to get back

 

AssassJIN: When he gets back, I'm gonna tell him that we joined a gang

 

Felly: omg yes that's so funny! let's see how he reacts!

 

Gangleader: i'm in one of the piano rooms in the dance/music building right now

Gangleader: you're like one floor below me

 

AssassJIN: Omg INNIE! Do you wanna meet us? <3

 

Gangleader: oh okay!

Gangleader: the gang meeting is canceled for today everyone

 

Felly: were in room 325 ^_^

 

Gangleader: cool

 

AssassJIN: See u soon <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 2:14 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!: i think the first time all 8 of us meet irl, it should be at ikea

innie!!!: i'm sorry but there's just no other option

 

Dad: Actually, there's a lot of options : )

 

innie!!!: no options

innie!!!: only ikea

 

Jinnie: Innie is right, it has to be at ikea

 

Binnie: ...why

 

Jinnie: Binnie! You don't question ikea

 

Binnie: ...what

 

innie!!!: omg all three of our names match!

innie!!!: this is outrageous >:(

 

Jinnie set their name to Hyuni

 

Hyuni: :)

 

innie!!!: i wasn't actually complaining but that's kinda cute

 

Hyuni: thanks Innie! <3

 

Felly:

 

jisung!!!: SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK

 

Felly: i know right!!!

Felly: that shark is the best boy

 

jisung!!!: SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK

 

Felly: understandable, have a nice day!

 

jisung!!!: SHAAAAARK

 

innie!!!: it's a very cute shark

innie!!!: i love stuffed animals

 

Felly: same!! theyre so soft, i dont understand people who hate stuffed animals :(

 

Hyuni: There are people who hated stuffed animals??? :0

 

Felly: yea!!!! weird, right??

 

Hyuni: Definitely

Hyuni: I can't believe people hate nice things :(

 

innie!!!: i have a stuffed kermit

 

Felly: omg kERMIT!!

 

Hyuni: I need to see your kermit!

 

innie!!!: i bring him with me to class everyday

innie!!!: everyone in my class treats him like some sort of god

 

Binnie: Wait what the fuck?

 

innie!!!: he usually gets a seat of honor at the front of the room

innie!!!: everyone loves kermit

 

Minhocraft: This sounds fake, but at the same time we go to a fine arts college and art kids are weird no matter what type of art they're majoring in

 

Dad: Yeah, the kermit thing sounds legit

 

innie!!!: kermit ^_^

 

Dad: wAIT, weren't you just talking about meeting up?

Dad: I feel like we moved on too fast from that

 

innie!!!: oh yeah! i'm going to ikea next tuesday and you're all invited to join me ^.^

 

Felly: omg yes! the support squad takes over ikea!!

 

Hyuni: I wanna go to Ikea!

 

Binnie: Innie, are you sure you wanna meet all of us at once?

 

Dad: The sophomores already met up

Dad: The dancers already met up

Dad: The music producers already met up

 

Binnie: Exactly! Innie is the only one who hasn't met anyone yet :(

 

innie!!!: i have though

innie!!!: i started a gang yesterday, and then i met minho and felix and hyunjin ^.^

 

Minhocraft: Yup

 

Jinnie: Can confirm!

 

Dad: I'm not even gonna comment on the gang part...

Dad: But that's nice! And I'd also like to go to ikea on tuesday : )

 

innie!!!: great! :D

innie!!!: minho? changbin? jisung? seungmin?

 

Seugmnin: Yeah I'll be there

 

Binnie: Me too!

 

jisung!!!: oki! that sounds fun! .D

jisung!!!: FUCK SHE LOST AN EYE AGAIN

 

Dad: Who lost an eye??????

 

jisung!!!: my smiley .(

jisung!!!: i'm gonna start making all my smileys with only one eye from now on

jisung!!!: for representation!! .D

 

Hyuni: A diversity win!

 

innie!!!: good for you

innie!!!: minho?

 

Minhocraft: Sure, I'll be there ;)

 

innie!!!: WIMK!

 

Seugmnin: Please...

Seugmnin: no more

 

Minhocraft: Okay then ;(

 

innie!!!: i'm sorry i gotta go now my roommate is yelling at me about my laundry, but i'll see u all for our support sunday tomorrow! ^.^

 

Felly: bai ^_^

 

Dad: Good luck with your laundry Innie!

 

innie!!!: thank you

innie!!!: i'm gonna need it

Notes:

a girl in my class actually has a stuffed kermit and whenever she brings him to school, he gets to sit up in the front. she also has a moomin plushie who gets the same treatment

Chapter 10: It's support time : )

Summary:

Felly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Felly: (thats me screaming becase you guys are attacking my emotions (in a good way!))

Felly: thank you ;-;

Chapter Text

Sunday 8:00 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: ITS 8 PM!!

 

Hyuni: Were you just waiting for it to turn 8:00 so you could send that? lol

 

Felly: yup^^

 

Hyuni: Lmao

 

Dad: You're right! It's support time : )

Dad: How is everyone today?

 

Felly: i'm good!

 

Hyuni: Tired

 

innie!!!: i don't really feel like talking today, but this is how i'm feeling

innie!!!:

innie!!!: i'm just gonna listen today if that's okay?

 

Dad: Of course! No pressure

Dad: What about everyone else? How are you guys?

 

Minhocraft: Not bad

 

Dad: But not good either, or...?

 

Minhocraft: Yeah exactly

Minhocraft: I just kind of AM, if that makes sense

 

Dad: Ah, I see

 

Binnie: I'm angry

 

Dad: oh no! Why?

 

Binnie: Had a phonecall with my mom

Binnie: She wants me to go climb mountains or some shit to see if it triggers my power :/

 

Minhocraft: No offense, but that sounds a little shitty

 

Binnie: I mean, I love my mom, but you're right

Binnie: That's why I'm angry

 

Dad: Wanna talk about it?

 

Binnie: Not now, I just wanna hear how everyone else's day was

Binnie: To distract myself or whatever

 

Dad: Okay then! : )

Dad: Jisung? Seungmin?

 

Seugmnin: I think studid so much that my brain disconnctd itslf

Seugmnin: and also, th on my kyboard dosn't work for som rason?

 

Hyuni: The E on your keyboard? Is that what you're trying to say??

 

Seugmnin: xactly!

Seugmnin: Thrs a crack on my phon scrn, so I can't prss th

Seugmnin: E

Seugmnin: (I just copy pastd that, in cas you'r wondring)

 

Binnie: That's annoying but also kind of funny (if you don't mind me saying that?) lol

 

Seugmnin: No, not at all, I find it funny too

Seugmnin: Though it is kind of annoying :/

 

Dad: I hope you don't overwork yourself! Studying is good but make sure you're not pushing yourself too much!

 

Seugmnin: Thanks, I'm don for today but I think I might hav gon a bit past my limit

 

Dad: Then make sure you get sleep tonight so you can feel better tomorrow!

Dad: And eat well!

 

Seugmnin: I will, thank you!

 

Dad: Is Jisung here yet? : )

 

jisung!!!: yes hi i was just chilling

 

Dad: How are you today?

 

jisung!!!: i feel like a hermit crab

 

Binnie: Uhmm,, okay?

Binnie: what does that mean?

 

jisung!!!: haven't left my room all day haha

 

Dad: Wait why, are you okay??

 

jisung!!!: yes lol

jisung!!!: just woke up with no control over my power and have been struggling to find my own body all day ^_^

 

Binnie: I'm sorry, struggling to find your own body??

 

jisung!!!: yup! sometimes that happens when i read too many minds! i can't find my own mind again so my body just goes into, like, a half coma? idk tbh

 

Dad: That sounds terrifying!

Dad: I'm guessing you found your way back, since you're texting now?

 

jisung!!!: yup! but i'm still struggling to control my body a bit which is why i'm still in bed

 

Dad: Have you eaten at all today? Do you have someone who can help you??

 

jisung!!!: yes don't worry

jisung!!!: my roommate is getting me food rn~~~

 

Dad: Okay, good : )

 

jisung!!!: yup ^.^

 

Dad: Felix? You still here?

 

Felly: of course!! hello!

 

Dad: Yes hello again : )

Dad: I was just wondering if there was a reason you were waiting for us to start talking in the group chat earlier?

Dad: Like, were you just excited or was there something you wanted to talk about?

Dad: It's cool either way, I'm just wondering!

 

Felly: oh uhm, yeah

Felly: i actually have something that happened today that i wanna tell you about?

 

Binnie: Go for it! We're here to listen

 

Felly: oki doki

Felly: i accidentally told someone to have a good day yesterday :(

 

Binnie: Is that a bad thing?

 

Felly: yes!!!

Felly: i phrased it like an order, like "have a good day!" so my power activated

Felly: and the girl i was talking to obviosly can't decide on what happens to her

Felly: and her boyfriend just so happened to break up with her yesterday, after i told her to have a good day

 

Dad: Wait, how does that work? If you've ordered her to have a good day, shouldn't her day have been good?

 

Felly: yes but my power was only affecting her, not the people around her, so other people can still do bad things

Felly: the only thing is that she can't feel negative feelings

Felly: her boyfriend broke up with her and she was like "this is good! thank you so much!" even though she would have been really sad about it

 

Minhocraft: So it was as if she repressed her actual feelings, and only expressed good ones?

 

Felly: kind of, yeah

Felly: because i told her to have a good day so she couldn't decide if things that happened were bad or good

Felly: her mind would interpret everything as positive, even if it was something horrible

 

Binnie: Maybe I'm just dumb, but isn't that nice?

Binnie: Like, it saved her the pain of being broken up with

 

Felly: okay i see why you would think that, but no

Felly: when she woke up today, it all hit her at once and that's a lot worse than getting to deal with things in real time

Felly: she also couldn't express herself properly when it happened which maybe made things worse between her and the guy, idk

 

Dad: Ah...

 

Seugmnin: It wasn't your fault

 

Felly: but i'm the one who used my power and told her to have a good day so it IS my fault

 

Minhocraft: It was an accident, you didn't mean to

Minhocraft: She would have been sad today even if you never told her to have a good day yesterday

 

Seugmnin: You mad a mistak, bcaus you hav a powr that's difficult to handl, but vryon maks mistaks

 

Minhocraft: Yeah, you shouldn't blame yourself too much

 

Seugmnin: You do your bst and that's nough, somtims mistaks will happn but that dosn't man you'r a bad prson

 

Felly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Felly: (thats me screaming becase you guys are attacking my emotions (in a good way!))

Felly: thank you for saying that ;-;

 

Dad: They're right though!

Dad: You're considerate enough to have changed the way you talk just so that things like this won't happen, but you're allowed to slip up sometimes, it's only human

 

Felly: brb crying ;-;

Felly: youre all so kind to me pls i'm crying

 

Minhocraft: Good! You deserve this!

 

Binnie: In any other context that would probably be rude, but yes I agree with Minho!

 

jisung!!!: lix sweetest boy

jisung!!!: ily baby <3

 

Felly: aaaaaaaaaah thank u, ily2 <3

Felly: pls talk about someone else now i need time to recover

 

Dad: Okay!

 

Hyuni: I don't want Felix to spontaneously combust so yeah let's do that

 

Dad: Last week we talked a little about what it is you dislike about your powers

Dad: I thought I'd ask Hyunjin and Jisung if either of you wanna talk about it today, since you were only listening last week?

Dad: You absolutely don't have to, but if you do, here's your chance!

 

jisung!!!: i kind of said it earlier

jisung!!!: people are scared of me and they don't wanna trust me, and i sometimes lose control of it and do the half coma thing

jisung!!!: that's why

 

Binnie: Is it difficult to control?

 

jisung!!!: not really

jisung!!!: it's only difficult when i'm super anxious, the rest of the time i almost never use my power

jisung!!!: so yeah, that's all

jisung!!!: hyuni can talk now if he wants ^.^

 

Hyuni: Yeah I guess I want to

 

Dad: Go ahead! Tell us as much or as little as you want : )

 

Hyuni: I used to like my power, cause I mean it's pretty cool that I can just alter my appearance whenever I want

Hyuni: But some people think that I use it all the time, and that I never show how I actually look

Hyuni: It's like they're just waiting for me to expose myself?

 

Minhocraft: Weird people

 

Hyuni: It's a lot of people, actually

Hyuni: And I don't care about the ones who think I'm "secretly ugly" or whatever, I don't care about them believing I'm ugly

Hyuni: It just bothers me that they think I'm lying

Hyuni: And it also bothers me that it would even matter in the first place?

Hyuni: Even if this wasn't my real face, it literally would make no difference to them

 

Seugmnin: That's so tru

 

Hyuni: I'm more than just the way I look, no matter whether I'm using my power or not

Hyuni: That's why I thought this group chat would be nice, cause I would be getting to know people without having to show my face

Hyuni: not that I'm insecure about the way I look, I'm just tired of being reduced to my appearance

 

Felly: ive known you irl since before this gc and i just wanna say that youre funny and youre a great dancer

Felly: if i made a list of top 10 things i like about yuo, your appearance wouldnt even make that list

 

Hyuni: Aaww

 

Felly: not that i'm insulting your face!!!!! i just mean theres a lot more to you as a person!!!!!

 

Hyuni: Thank you Lix <3

 

Felly: it's the truth <3

 

Binnie: As someone who has never met you irl, it might be easy to say that it doesn't matter what you look like, but I genuinely mean that

Binnie: You've shown so much of your personality and I like everything I've seen so far

 

Hyuni: ah thank you Binnie <3

 

jisung!!!: yeah and your memes slap

 

Minhocraft: He hasn't even sent that many memes

 

jisung!!!: hyunjin and i send memes in private chat every morning we wake up and every night before we go to bed

jisung!!!: like we never talk or anything, we just send memes

 

Hyuni: Yup! It's been going on since the last Meme Monday

Hyuni: (and thanks, I'm glad you like my memes!)

 

jisung!!!: taste in memes > appearance

 

innie!!!: im just jumping in to say that i agree with that

innie!!!: memes > everything

 

Hyuni: Thank you guys! I really like the energy we have in this group chat ^.^

 

Binnie: Thanks to Chan for creating this!

 

Felly: thanks chris ^o^

 

Dad: I've said it before but I'm saying it again

Dad: You guys are helping me just as much as I'm helping you

Dad: I know I haven't really opened up a lot yet but it's still true : )

 

Minhocraft: Sometimes talking about it is good, but sometimes that's not what you need

Minhocraft: As long as you're getting what you need, I'm happy

 

Dad: That is very sweet of you Minho, thank you <3

 

Minhocraft: yeah yeah don't get used to it

 

Dad: Does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about today?

 

jisung!!!: i said everything already .p

 

Hyuni: Me too

 

Felly: me thre ^_^

 

Seugmnin: I'm tird of typing

Seugmnin: I hav nothing mor to say

 

Minhocraft: Me neither

 

Binnie: I'm good!

 

innie!!!: great guys that concludes this meeting

innie!!!: thanks for coming, i hope you learned something!

innie!!!: i'll see u all tomorrow for a meme monday! come back next sunday for another Support Squad :D

 

Dad: I couldn't have said it better myself

Dad: Thanks Innie!

 

innie!!!: you should promote me

 

Dad: I will not, but thank you anyway!

 

innie!!!: aww :(

Chapter 11: Sug min [redacted]

Summary:

innie!!!: how do you say dick in swedish?

Sugmin: Fuck off, I'm not taching you that

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Monday 5:29 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Hyuni set Seugmnin's name to Sugmin

 

Hyuni: I deleted the E from your name ^-^

Hyuni: by the way, can you type E again now?

 

Sugmin: HYUNJIN!!!!

Sugmin: (and no, I can't)

Sugmin: What th hck is this nam?

 

Felly: i think it's fun! just a diffrent speling of ur name ^_^

 

Binnie: Yeah there are just two letters missing

 

Dad: I could put the E back, if you want?

 

Sugmin: I just wanna tll you all why this is a bad nam

 

innie!!!: it's not bad though?

 

Sugmin: Rmmbr whn I told you that my powr mans I can spak a lot of languags?

Sugmin: Wll, this nam mans somthing in anothr languag

 

innie!!!: oooh!

 

Sugmin: "Sug min" mans "suck my" in Swdish

Sugmin: And I'm sur you all know how that sntnc usually finishs :/

 

Binnie: oh wow!

Binnie: I love your new name Sugmin :)

 

innie!!!: how do you say dick in swedish?

 

Sugmin: Fuck off, I'm not taching you that

 

innie!!!: :((

 

Binnie: Suck my dick

Binnie: Sug min [redacted]

 

Dad: I'm glad this group chat is so full of education

Dad: We all learn a lot here : )

 

Sugmin: I hav rgrts...

 

jisung!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY EVERYBODY! .D

 

Felly: omg you still use the one eye smileys! :D

 

jisung!!!: yes of course! .D

 

Felly: and also happy meme monday to u too!!!

 

Hyuni:

Hyuni: AND HAPPY MEME MONDAY EVERYONE!

Hyuni: also lol shoutout to jisung for the meme he sent me this morning at 6 am

 

innie!!!: show us! pls

 

Hyuni:

 

Binnie: LMAO YOU MEMED YOURSELF?

Binnie: Peak comedy

 

jisung!!!: actually, felix made that one, i just saved it and sent it to hyunjin

 

Felly: yup ^_^

 

Binnie: Lmao

Binnie: By the way is Minho here yet? I haven't seen any wimks in the gc today

 

Minhocraft: Hey what's up

 

Binnie: Meme monday!

 

Minhocraft: oh shit okay

Minhocraft:

 

Binnie: MINHOOOO

 

Felly: don't lie, u love the group chat!!

 

Minhocraft: Do I though? ;)

 

jisung!!!: well... we love having you in the group chat ;-;

 

Minhocraft: Okay you're right, I do love the group chat

 

Binnie:

 

Felly: am i allowed to call minho whipped or will i get whipped for saying that?

 

jisung!!!: yo lix, that was poetic

jisung!!!: lemme write that down

 

Felly: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...

 

jisung!!!: genuine about the poetic part, sarcastic about writing it down

 

Felly: oh ok thank u! ^_^

 

Minhocraft: What do you mean whipped

Minhocraft: Who would I be whipped for

 

Felly: jisungie!

 

Minhocraft: I've never even met him though

 

Felly: but u changed ur mind about the gc after he sent the crying face ;-;

 

Minhocraft: Okay true, but that doesn't mean I'm whipped

 

Felly: sure! ;)

 

Minhocraft: Wait no stop wimking

Minhocraft: ;(

 

Binnie:

 

Minhocraft: oHMYGOD IT'S A CAT!

Minhocraft: ❤️✨💗💞💫😍💖💘⭐️

 

Sugmin: Is that rally Minho? tsundr minho?

 

Dad: Lol is that meant to say tsundere?

 

Sugmin: Ys

 

Dad: Ooh! Minho + Tsundere = Mindere!

 

Dad set Minhocraft's name to Mindere

 

Dad: A pun! : )

 

jisung!!!: i'd expect nothing from the one who's literally called Dad in the gc

jisung!!!: not surprised .)

 

Mindere: cat 💞✨💗💞⭐️💫😍💖💞💘

 

Hyuni: Do you like cats?

 

Mindere: Is that really a question

Mindere: I can't believe I haven't talked about cats until now!! This is outrageous!!

 

jisung!!!: omg do u have cats???

jisung!!!: if you do, pls send pics i need them for my mental health

 

Mindere:

 

Hyuni: That is the single most terrifying picture you could have sent, thanks! I hate it!

 

jisung!!!: wait what the fuck you're pretty???

jisung!!!: KJSDHFKDSGF NO WAIT

 

Mindere:

 

Felly: kitty!!! :D

 

Dad: Aww, cute!

 

Binnie: So like

Binnie: Is no one gonna address Jisung and his gay panic?

 

jisung!!!: minho youre really pretty and your cat is super duper adorable!! what is their name? <3

 

Binnie: ok I guess he's over it now

 

Mindere: He is called Soonie! But I also have two more

Mindere: Wanna see?

 

jisung!!!: of course!!!!

 

Mindere:

Mindere: That's Soonie again together with Dori (he's the youngest)

 

jisung!!!: awwww two cuties!

 

Mindere:

Mindere: And this is Doongie! He's the middle child

 

jisung!!!: does he always have a resting bitch face?

jisung!!!: he looks very cute ajdhfjhfsgd

jisung!!!: i'd love to pet him!! please pat his head from me

 

Mindere: LMAO yeah I think the resting bitch face is the best way to tell Soonie and Doongie apart

Mindere: (and your pats have been received!)

 

jisung!!!: they have different white spots too

 

Mindere: You're right! But a lot of people still get them mixed up since they're the same color

 

jisung!!!: i think they look pretty different

 

Mindere: You can tell my cats apart?

Mindere: Shut up I'm about to propose to you right here and now

 

Hyuni: ...Is this turning into some sort of cat cult?

Hyuni: Or are Minho and Jisung flirting by bonding over cats?

 

innie!!!: can we please go back to talking about sucking dick? i liked that more than this

 

Sugmin: NO

 

innie!!!: :(

 

Sugmin: Plas stop talking about sucking dick

 

innie!!!: are you straight

 

Sugmin: oh god NO, what about m gav you thos vibs?

 

innie!!!: LMAO just the thing about sucking dick! don't worry you don't seem straight to me otherwise ^.^

 

Sugmin: Good

 

Mindere: As much as I love dick ;)

Mindere: I wanna keep talking about cats

 

Dad: I love how you split that into two messages just so you could add the wimk in between

 

Mindere: Gotta have the wimks ;)

 

jisungie!!!:

jisungie!!!: that meme is only meant for minho btw

 

innie!!!: oh god they're actually flirting

 

Dad: Minho said he's about to propose, are you really surprised?

 

Mindere: CAT 💞✨💗💞⭐️💫😍💖💞💘

 

jisung!!!: flirting is a game and i'm winning

jisung!!!: i figured out the way to his heart and it's cats ,)

 

Felly: ...is that supposed to be a wimk, but with only one eye??

 

jisung!!!: yes ,)

 

Felly: well...

Felly: there was an attempt at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Binnie: Not a very good attempt

 

Felly: ure right!

 

jisung!!!: HEY

jisung!!!: don't be mean!

 

Mindere: Yeah, you're not allowed to be mean to Jisung anymore

Mindere: I like him now

 

Sugmin: Ar you saying you didn't lik him bfor?

 

Mindere: Let me remind you of something ;)

Mindere:

 

Sugmin: Ah, I c

 

jisung!!!: minho

 

Mindere: Yes baby?

 

jisung!!!:

 

Hyuni: JISUNG!!!!

Hyuni: A WARNING PLEASE

 

jisung!!!: (✿◠‿◠) ✨✨

 

Dad: oh god

 

Sugmin: I wish to not hav bn born :/

 

Mindere:

 

Binnie: HERE I WAS, THINKING IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE

 

innie!!!: but somehow it did get worse

 

jisung!!!: ✨✨👅🍆✨✨

 

Dad: Is there any way I can ban certain emojis from being used in this group chat?

Dad: Or ban certain words?

 

Sugmin: I don't think so, sadly

 

Binnie: We could always just kick Jisung and Minho out

 

Felly: nooo that's mean :(

 

Binnie: I was kidding (mostly)!

Binnie: Though I do think we should do something to stop them

 

Mindere: Bold of you to assume I can be stopped ;)

 

jisung!!!: i can be bribed but i cannot be stopped

 

Binnie: I will buy you a waffle

 

jisung!!!: right now?

 

Binnie: Yes

Binnie: I'm in the studio we met in last week, come to me and we'll go right now

 

jisung!!!: omg ok thanks i love you!

jisung!!!: i promise won't flirt in the gc anymore today! ^.^

 

innie!!!: notice how he said he won't flirt any more TODAY

innie!!!: meaning that it could still happen in the future

 

Mindere: As he should ;)

 

Dad: Oh god...

Dad: What have I created?

 

Hyuni: A mess

 

Dad: You're right, I shouldn't even have had to ask :/

Notes:

"suck my dick" in swedish would be "sug min kuk". i'm just putting that here cause idk if google translate knows the right collocation

also HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAYS!!!! <3

Chapter 12: IKEA

Summary:

Sugmin: I'm following him from a distanc bcause I can't associat with somon lik that in public

Dad: As long as you don't lose each other!

Sugmin: If I lost Minho, it would b on purpos

Chapter Text

Tuesday 3:03 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!:

innie!!!: i realize i never told any of yall at what time im going to ikea or anything like that

innie!!!: we can meet by the entrance at 5 pm is everyone is free by then??

 

jisung!!!: i have already been set free so that works for me

 

Felly: same here ^_^

 

Mindere: I just escaped from my improv class so yeah that sounds good

 

Dad: Why does everyone act so dramatic about finishing classes for the day...?

Dad: But yeah that works! : )

 

Binnie: I'm not free yet < / 3

Binnie: But yes I can be there by 5 pm

 

innie!!!: good! sugmin? hyuni?

 

Sugmin: Yup that works

 

Hyuni: Same!

Hyuni: Does your E work again now, Seungmin?

 

Sugmin: No, sadly

Sugmin: I'm just avoiding words with that symbol for now

 

Hyuni: Aww that sucks!

 

Sugmin: Yup it sucks :(

 

Mindere: Just like your name does ;)

 

Sugmin: NO, STOP IT!

Sugmin: I'm not taking any of your bullshit today!

 

Mindere: aww ;(

 

innie!!!: anyway!

innie!!!: i'll be sitting in the entrance with my kermit, so you should be able to find me

innie!!!: just look for kermit

 

Dad: Got it!

 

Hyuni: We're talking about the ikea that's withing walking distance from campus, right?

Hyuni: Or is there another one that I don't know about??

 

innie!!!: no yeah that's the one!

 

Hyuni: Good! ^-^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 3:28 pm

[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣

 

jisung!!!: hi hyunjin!

 

Hyuni: Hi Jisung!

 

jisung!!!: i'm not sure how to say this but you have a comfortable personality?

 

Hyuni: Thanks! I think?

 

jisung!!!: yeah it's a good thing

jisung!!!: and you know that i don't vibe with crowds

jisung!!!: and i don't like strangers

 

Hyuni: Yeah

 

jisung!!!: it makes me nervous

jisung!!!: like, diagnosed with social anxiety type of nervous

 

Hyuni: It's okay if you don't wanna meet everyone, if that's what you're getting at?

 

jisung!!!: no no i do!

jisung!!!: just wondering if we can walk there together or something?

 

Hyuni: Of course! I'd like that too, actually

Hyuni: I'm a bit nervous about meeting everyone at the same time

 

jisung!!!: okay good!

jisung!!!: ajkdhsfjsd wait i don't mean it's good you're nervous

jisung!!!: i meant good that we're going there together ajkdshfd

 

Hyuni: Hihi yeah!

 

jisung!!!: where do you wanna meet? and when?

 

Hyuni: I'm walking around campus right now and taking some pics, so I'm ready whenever!

 

jisung!!!: ok cool! i'm just leaving the music studio

jisung!!!: wanna meet up now and just hang out until it's time to leave?

 

Hyuni: Sounds good! I'll go to the music building and wait for you ^.^

 

jisung!!!: oki doki, see u soon! <3

 

Hyuni: See you <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 5:39 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Binnie: Bad news

Binnie: I lost Innie

 

Mindere: lol

 

Dad: The whole point of splitting up was that so we wouldn't lose anyone!

Dad: How did you just lose a whole person??

 

Binnie: Idk! He wandered off on his own! I was busy looking at the sharks, I didn't notice

 

Sugmin: Just try calling him?

 

Binnie: I'm holding his phone right now

 

Sugmin: oops

 

Dad: Where did you lose him? In what area?

 

Binnie: By the stuffed animals

Binnie: I am two seconds away from asking them to make an announcement over the speakers

 

Dad: You should! Tell them you lost your son

 

Binnie: Good idea!

 

Dad: While Binnie does that, how's it going for everyone else? : )

Dad: I'm still with Felix and we're both alive

 

Hyuni: Me and Jisung are playing house in one of the kitchens ^.^

 

Dad: ...what

 

Hyuni: You know the little rooms they have built?

Hyuni: yeah we're in one of those!

 

Dad: And playing family?

 

Hyuni: Well, yeah, I guess??

Hyuni: It started as a joke but now we're roleplaying :P

 

Mindere: And you didn't invite me?????

 

Sugmin: Minho just stormd off toward th kitchn ara

Sugmin: I'm following him from a distanc bcause I can't associat with somon lik that in public

 

Dad: Lol okay, as long as you don't lose each other!

 

Sugmin: If I lost Minho, it would b on purpos

 

Dad: I don't doubt that :/

 

Hyuni: LMAO WE JUST HEARD CHANGBIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT OVER THE SPEAKERS

Hyuni: can't believe changbin just called himself jeongin's dad!

 

Binnie: I really hope Innie shows up

 

Sugmin: If I was Jongin, I would go away from hr as soon as I thy said that

 

Hyuni: As you should!

Hyuni: That would be so embarrassing >.<

 

Binnie: At least I'm doing something to find him!

 

Felly: i bet he didn't get lost, he just wandered off for fun

 

Binnie: He absolutely would

Binnie: Still hope he comes back soon because I am Stressed™

 

Hyuni: MINHO JUST STORMED INTO MY KITCHEN

 

Sugmin: Oh ffs

Sugmin: I'm laving

 

Dad: What? Why? What's happening?

 

Sugmin: Thy'r rolplaying, I think

Sugmin: Minho is saying that h's Jisung's sid chick, but Jisung is marrid to Hyunjin

Sugmin: I don't know to b honst

 

Felly: minho is joining the roleplay as jisung's side chick?? damn this keeps getting more intresting lol

 

innie!!!: yo yo wassup i got my phone back now!

 

Dad: You're back!

 

innie!!!: i was never lost lol

innie!!!: i came to ikea to get a lamp for my desk, i just went to get that

 

Dad: Then why did you have to leave Binnie?

 

innie!!!: he was really enjoying looking at the sharks, idk

innie!!!: it didn't seem right to force him away from there

 

Dad: You could have told him where you were going?

 

innie!!!: yeah, but i didn't :p

 

Dad: ...

 

Felly: at least we're all back together again! :D

 

Hyuni: Jisung and Minho just ran away from me and Seungmin

 

Felly: or not

 

Hyuni: I mean, the two of them are still together and I'm still with Seungmin, so no one is alone

Hyuni: And we all have our own phones so we can text if we get lost lol

 

Felly: me and chan are coming to find you! :D

 

Hyuni: okay :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 9:25 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: Most stressful dinner of my life

Dad:

Dad: Here's the picture we forced that stranger at the restaurant to take of us, by the way!

 

innie!!!: aww cute

 

Felly: pretty!

 

jisung!!!: today was really fun! .D

 

Mindere: Agree! We should totally do it again sometime ;)

 

Binnie: Maybe not at ikea next time, but yeah!

Binnie: It was fun

 

Sugmin: Not in public bcaus you all mbarrass m, but I had a good tim!

 

Hyuni:

Hyuni: Here's the other pic we took! ^.^

 

Binnie: Damn we look so good

 

innie!!!: i'll let you all know the next time i need something from ikea :)

 

Binnie: Please don't

 

jisung!!!: please do!

 

innie!!!: UwU thanks for today everyne

 

Dad: Thanks for today! : )

Chapter 13: Spicy sauce boys

Summary:

SpearB: You're actually so stupid, I'm genuinely wondering how one single brain can produce so much stupidity

J.One: youre just jealous 😤

SpearB: Of what? Your underdeveloped brain cells?

Chapter Text

Thursday 7:58 am

[Private chat]: Chan!, Minho!

 

Chan!: Are you okay?

 

Minho!: That came out of nowhere

Minho!: Did something happen? Are YOU okay?

 

Chan!: Yeah yeah I'm fine, but are you?

 

Minho!: Yes I'm fine

 

Chan!: You sure?

 

Minho!: What's up with these questions? Why wouldn't I be fine?

Minho!: You're acting weird

 

Chan!: Haha just checking in!

 

Minho!: Really? It kinda seems like there's more to it

Minho!: You don't have to tell me, but I'll listen if you do

 

Chan!: I just had a dream, it's not a big deal or anything, I'm just overreacting

 

Minho!: Hey no! Don't talk down to yourself like that!

Minho!: Tell me about the dream

Minho!: Was it one of your prophetic ones?

 

Chan!: I couldn't tell if it was a normal dream or a prophetic one, that's why I was worried

 

Minho!: Ah I see

Minho!: Was I in it?

 

Chan!: Yeah, you were

 

Minho!: Oh

 

Chan!: It was dark and you were by a lake, up on one of those towers you can jump from

Chan!: Like the one on the cover of Loona's [+ +] album

 

Minho!: Love that explanation

 

Chan!: Haha yeah

Chan!: But then it seemed like you fell? And I couldn't see where you went because it was so dark

Chan!: And when I woke up it was dark and I couldn't tell if the dream was real or not

 

Minho!: I think it was real, but that happened in the past

 

Chan!: What happened? Did you fall into the water?

 

Minho!: I can fly, remember?

Minho!: The only reason I was up there was because my friends dared me to jump

 

Chan!: That looked like a really dangerous place to jump frpm though

 

Minho!: It probably was

Minho!: We couldn't see the lake well because of the dark, and the water was shallow

Minho!: The tower had been closed off with tape and warning signs

 

Chan!: Why would your friends dare you to jump from there???

 

Minho!: It was just what we did back then, especially after they found our I don't like heights

Minho!: They found it hilarious

 

Chan!: That you were scared of heights???? Wtf????

 

Minho!: yeah because I can fly

Minho!: It's kind of ironic

 

Chan!: You were pushed off a roof and almost died the first time you discovered that power, it makes sense that you'd be scared of heights!!

Chan!: Please tell me you're not friends with them anymore

 

Minho!: No no, we split up before college

 

Chan!: Good

 

Minho!: Are you feeling better now?

 

Chan!: I guess so, yeah

Chan!: Less worried and more angry at your old friends

 

Minho!: Good! I'm glad

 

Chan!: That I'm mad at your friends?

 

Minho!: No, that you're feeling better

Minho!: If you have dreams like that about any of us in the group chat, I'm sure we would all be willing to talk about it, if that helps

 

Chan!: Thank you Minho, really

 

Minho!: You should thank yourself for making the support group

Minho!: This is what it's made for, right?

 

Chan!: Yeah, it is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 4:16 pm

[Group chat]: Music major things™

 

Dad: I had a song idea

Dad: Wanna meet in the studio and help me out with lyrics? You could write a verse each, or something

Dad: If you're up for it!

 

jisung!!!: YES i'll be there!

 

Binnie: Sounds fun, I'm in!

Binnie: What's the idea?

 

Dad: A song about not being able to sleep

 

Binnie: Oooh sounds interesting!

 

jisung!!!: we should have a group name

jisung!!!: i can't just call us "the music majors", because that could be any music majors

 

Binnie: SS Boys

 

jisung!!!: the fuck is that supposed to stand for

jisung!!!: Spicy Sauce Boys?

 

Binnie: SUPPORT SQUAD BOYS!

Binnie: but honestly, I like your version better

 

Dad: Please not Spicy Sauce Boys...

 

jisung!!! set the chat name to Spicy sauce boys™

 

jisung!!!: for now, that's gonna be our name! .)

jisung!!!: i like it and binnie likes it

jisung!!!: channie can come up with something better if he doesn't like it

 

Dad: :/

 

Binnie: We need producer names too!

 

Dad: Please don't name yourselves after different spices...

 

jisung!!!: that was a good idea! i hadn't thought about that .D

 

Dad: PLEASE no!

 

jisung!!!: but ok, i guess we won't

jisung!!!: i wanna be something with 1

 

Binnie: Why?

 

jisung!!!: because HAN means ONE so it would make me sound smart ^_^

jisung!!!: wordplay, ya know?

 

Binnie: But you're not smart though?

 

jisung!!!: RUDE

 

Dad: lmao

 

Binnie: Lol anyway

Binnie: I'm gonna be something with Spear because Chang means Spear in Korean, and I wanna sound smart

 

jisung!!!: bUt yOu'Re nOt sMaRt thOugH?

jisung!!!:

 

Binnie: bitch i'll fucking kill you

 

Dad: LMFAO

 

jisung!!!: chan why are you laughing!! stop him!!

 

Binnie: I cannot be stopped

 

jisung!!!: well neither can i!

jisung!!!: i guess we'll just have to fight each other to the death then .D

 

Binnie:

 

Dad: LMAOOO

 

jisung!!!: i can't believe i ever thought chan was responsible

jisung!!!: all he does is laugh at us while we're fighting

 

Binnie: Yeah, seems a bit irresponsible if you ask me

 

jisung!!!: that's what i mean! shouldn't he be trying to stop us?

 

Binnie: Bold of you to assume I can be stopped

 

jisung!!!: yeah WHATEVER edgy boy, i know that you can't be stopped, i'm just saying that he should be trying at least!

 

Binnie: Maybe he just doesn't care

 

jisung!!!: he obviously doesn't ./

 

Binnie: I hope you know how fucking ugly your smileys are

 

jisung!!!: SQUARE TF UP BITCH YOURE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS!!

 

Binnie: Lol k

 

jisung!!!: BITCH

 

jisung!!! set their name to J.One

 

J.One: fuck you i came up with a name faster than you!

J.One: stupid ass bitch

 

Binnie: FUCK YOU

 

Binnie set their name to SpearB

 

SpearB: How about that?

 

J.One: ooh great! i like it! .D

 

SpearB: Thanks! I like your name as well!

 

J.One: thank you~~

 

Dad set their name to CB97

 

SpearB: Ooh, that sounds like a character from star wars!

 

J.One: LMAO IT REALLY DOES

J.One: maybe SS boys was short for Star warS boys all along

 

SpearB: You're actually so stupid, I'm genuinely wondering how one single brain can produce so much stupidity

 

J.One: youre just jealous 😤

 

SpearB: Of what? Your underdeveloped brain cells?

 

J.One: i may not be smart but at least i don't bully others for their lack of intellegence ^_^

 

SpearB: Weren't you literally just doing that? Lmao

SpearB: And also, you spelled intelligence wrong

 

J.One: 😠

 

SpearB: LMAO

 

J.One:

 

CB97: I have a new name suggestion

CB97: Stupid Sauce Boys

 

SpearB: Yeah I think that fits us pretty well! lol

 

J.One: you realize that youre calling yourself stupid right now too, right?

 

SpearB: At least I'm taking you down with me!

 

J.One: bitch i'll bite your fucking ankles off, don't even test me

J.One: these teeth are SHARP and ready to devour!!!

 

SpearB: WHY ARE YOUR THREATS SO FUCKING WEIRD??

 

CB97: LMFAO

 

J.One: LMAO i bet you wouldn't last a SECOND against me if i tried to bite you!

J.One: cromch cromch bitch, say goodbye to your ankles!

 

SpearB: JISUNG PLEASE I CANT ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN I'M LAUGHING THIS HARD

 

CB97: I'm interrupting this bullshit to tell you that I'm in the studio now!

CB97: Get here whenever you want : )

 

J.One: oh im already there

J.One: or like, not THERE there, but right outside yaknow?

J.One: unlock the door pls

 

CB97: SHIT Jisung that nearly gave me a heart attack!

 

SpearB: Lol what did the little gremlin do now?

 

CB97: Threw himself against the door or something, idk

CB97: All I know is that he didn't use his hands to knock :/

 

J.One: i actually kicked the door ^.^

 

SpearB: Okay I'll be there in 5! See you both soon!

 

CB97: See you soon!

 

J.One: i can't wait to bite your ankles off~~

Chapter 14: Water gun war time!

Summary:

Binnie: All I heard was "people like you should just take what they can get, you're not exactly everyone's type but at least you're mine"

Binnie: And then I punched him

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 1:26 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: changbin and i have this fun dynamic where he bullies me for literally everything i say or do

jisung!!!: but the second another person is remotely rude to me, he punches them in the face

jisung!!!: and yes, this is my way of telling you that changbin just punched a dude in the face

 

Dad: CHANGBIN!!!

 

Felly: why was he making fun of jisung?? :(

 

Mindere: I fully support you punching him in the face if he was rude, I just wanna put that out there

 

jisung!!!: a guy tried to ask me out and i rejected him

jisung!!!: he clearly didn't take it well lol

 

Binnie: Oh, so that's what happened

 

Hyuni: Did you punch his face without even knowing what happened??? omg

 

Binnie: All I heard when I got there was something like "people like you should just take what they can get, you're not exactly everyone's type but at least you're mine"

Binnie: And then I punched him

 

Dad: What the fuck? He actually said that??

 

Mindere: Out loud, to Jisung?

 

Binnie: Yes

Binnie: Now you see why I had to punch him!

 

innie!!!: i fully support this

 

Sugmin: Absolutely

 

innie!!!: oh hey your E is back!!

 

Sugmin: Yes! Finally

 

jisung!!!: thanks binnie for punching a dude in the face! he was creeping me out <3

jisung!!!: and also being rude but i'm gonna be honest i was barely listening to what he was saying

 

Binnie: Considering he was pretty much yelling at you, I'm surprised you weren't listening

 

jisung!!!: hahhah yeah

jisung!!!: my mind was in other places i guess

 

Binnie: That's definitely a lie, but I won't push

 

Mindere: Can I punch him too? Where are you right now?

 

Binnie: We're right outside the cafeteria

 

jisung!!!: you don't have to punch him! he already ran away

 

Mindere: I am on my way :)

 

Hyuni: Of course Minho is on his way when it's about Jisung

Hyuni: That's so predictable

 

Mindere: Tf is that supposed to mean??

 

Hyuni: Instant friendship ^.^

Hyuni: Between you and Jisung, I mean! You're just such good friends already hahahah

 

Mindere: Okay...

 

Binnie: Lmao I just KNOW that's not what Hyunjin was thinking

 

Hyuni: SHUT

Hyuni: dont say anything or I'll shoot you!

 

Binnie: Shoot me with what?

 

Hyuni: With a water gun, idk!

Hyuni: Or maybe a nerf gun! I have options, you know

 

innie!!!: oHMYGOD I WANNA HAVE A BATTLE WITH WATER GUNS!!! WHO'S DOWN?

 

jisung!!!: OMG YES!

 

Felly: pls let's do it today i really wanna forget about the class i just had!!

 

Dad: Oh no! What happened?

 

Felly: nothing too bad! my muscle memory just decided to clock out halfway through the class and i kept forgetting the steps

Felly: i'm tired

Felly: but not too tried forr a water gun war!! :D

 

innie!!!: i have 3 water guns

 

Felly: i have 2!

 

Binnie: I don't have any water guns

Binnie: Jisung and Minho are busy flirting right next to me but I'm sure at least one of them has at least one water gun

 

Sugmin: I don't have any, either

 

Felly: that's ok you can have one of mine!

 

Sugmin: Thank you!

 

innie!!!: binnie can have one of mine because he punched a dude in the face

innie!!!: he has earned the water gun

 

Binnie: Thanks, I think...?

 

Dad: I have one! : )

 

Mindere: Jisung just said that he has two somewhere in his dorm and he's letting me borrow one ;)

 

innie!!!: cool!

innie!!!: wbu hyuni?

 

Hyuni: I don't have any :(

 

innie!!!: that's ok you can borrow my last one!

 

Hyuni: Thank you Innie! <3

 

innie!!!: np ^.^

innie!!!: now it's Water gun war time!

 

Felly: WGWT :D

 

jisung!!!: WGWT!!

 

innie!!!: it starts in 15 minutes so prepare yourselves

innie!!!: you should probably leave your phones somewhere so they don't get wet

 

Dad: If everyone stops by studio 419 in the music building, I can lock everyone's stuff in the studio?

Dad: I'll leave a few towels there as well, for after we're done

 

Hyuni: Is there a time limit to the Water gun war??

 

innie!!!: idk, but let's say you can't leave campus!

 

Hyuni: ok!

 

Dad: We'll just stop when we get tired : )

 

Mindere: Sounds good!

 

innie!!!: ok everyone!

innie!!!: meet in music studio 419 in 15 minues!

 

Sugmin: ok!

 

Felly: this is gonna be so much fun :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 11:35 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Binnie: Shooting someone while they're refilling their water gun is definitely cheating

Binnie: I'm just saying

 

Hyuni: LMAO are you still salty about that??

 

innie!!!: you already said that like 182738249 times yesterday, please move on

 

Binnie: NEVER!!!

 

Sugmin: It happened yesterday

Sugmin: The rest of us have already forgotten about it

 

Binnie: I WONT LET THIS BETRAYAL BE FORGOTTEN!!!

Binnie: HYUNJIN, I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!

 

Hyuni: k

 

BINNIE: hOW DARE YOU K ME????

 

jisung!!!: okay, lemme change the topic real quick

 

Dad: Please do

 

jisung!!!: does anyone know where i can buy nice hoodies?

jisung!!!: not for sexual reasons, i just want more hoodies <3

 

Hyuni: wHY WOULD HOODIES BE USED FOR SEXUAL REASONS????

 

jisung!!!: i literally just said it would NOT be for sexual reasons, are you even listening to me?

 

Mindere: I just cleaned out my closet, you could stop by and pick up some hoodies right now if you want

 

jisung!!!: OMG i'm getting hoodies from minho!! best day of my life!!

jisung!!!: i'll be there! ^.^

 

Mindere shared a location on naver maps

 

Mindere: Here's my home lol

 

jisung!!!: omg wait

jisung!!!: will your cats be there?

 

Mindere: They live here with me, so yes they will

 

jisung!!!: oHMYGOD IM MEETING MINHO'S CATS

jisung!!!: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE JUST GOT EVEN BETTER!!!

 

Sugmin: No offense but you've probably not had a very good life if this is the best thing to happen to you

 

jisung!!!: lol u right (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

 

Sugmin: Jisung... are you for real?

 

Hyuni: That's not a "lol" kind of situation...

 

jisung!!!: yes it is lol

jisung!!!: but ok, i guess it's not THE best day of my life

jisung!!!: but it's up there!!

jisung!!!: by the way minho i'm omw to your apartment and your cats~~

 

Binnie: I love how he made the cats a separate thing

 

jisung!!!: it's what they deserve!!!!!

 

Mindere: Jisung has shown so much love for my cats and he hasn't even met them yet

Mindere: I hate people but maybe Jisung is an exception

 

Binnie: or maybe you're just a bad person

 

Mindere: Dude! Rude!

 

Binnie: What! You just said that you hate everyone!!

 

Mindere: Okay, but was I wrong??

Mindere: The human race is a plague ;)

 

Binnie: Why the fuck is there a wimk there?????

 

Mindere: Gotta stay on brand ;)

 

Binnie: Uhm, okay

Binnie: Have fuck with Jisung I guess

Binnie: *FUN!!!!

Binnie: THAT WAS MEANT TO SAY FUN!!!!

 

Mindere: Oh I will ;)

 

jisung!!!: ajkdshfkhgfsafasdh

 

Mindere: Don't worry baby I'm not gonna fuck you, I'm just messing with Binnie

 

jisung!!!: kshjdfsaf... okay

jisung!!!: <3

 

Mindere: <3

 

innie!!!: what

innie!!!: the

innie!!!: fuck?

 

Dad: I think it's best if we just don't ask...

 

Hyuni: I second that

 

Sugmin: Agreed

Notes:

Hi quick question, does it matter if Changbin never finds out what his power is? I like the idea of leaving that unresolved just to show that his life can be just as good regardless of whether he finds out or not. I've already decided what his power is and he does use it in the story, and I'll mention it in a future author's note even if they never find out in the story so you guys will know either way, I'm just wondering, cause he DOES use it (without knowing that he's using it) so maybe you want that explained/for them to talk about it?? idk i'm just rambling

Chapter 15: It's Sunday again!

Summary:

Mindere: I think the fact that she wants you to drown yourself kind of takes away from that, don't you?

Binnie: Oh...

Binnie: Right

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 8:01 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: It's Sunday again! : )

 

Felly: YAY

 

innie!!!: my fav day of the week! :D

innie!!!: if we don't include all the other days of the week!

 

Binnie: I'm pretty sure that just means that Sunday is your least favorite day of the week...

 

innie!!!: hmm yeah probably

innie!!!: but not because of the support sunday! this is the highlight of all my sundays!!!

 

Hyuni: Same!

 

Dad: Haha, same here

Dad: I like whatever it is we have going on! : )

 

Sugmin: As weird as it is, I agree

 

Mindere: How is everyone doing today?

 

innie!!!: omg minho just took over chan's role like that

 

Dad: That's fine! It's not my role! He can ask whatever he wants

Dad: But I'm doing okay, a bit tired

 

Mindere: Did you sleep last night?

 

Dad: Uh, well

Dad: A little bit...?

 

Mindere: How much is a little bit according to you?

 

Dad: Like, maybe an hour? Two?

Dad: I'm honestly not sure when I was actually asleep and when I was just mindlessly laying on my bed

 

Mindere: Ah that sounds annoying

 

Binnie: Don't you have anything that can help you sleep?

 

Dad: I mean, I have some sleeping pills that I don't like taking

Dad: I don't like getting stuck in dreams like that

 

Mindere: I see

 

jisung!!!: i hope you have an easier time falling asleep tonight <3

 

Dad: Thank you Sungie <3

 

innie!!!: yeah!

innie!!!: yesterday might have been bad and maybe youre tired today, but not every night will be the same!

 

Dad: Thank you Innie, I really appreciate you saying that

 

innie!!!: <3

 

Dad: but Minho, how are you?

 

Mindere: Honestly, I'm doing pretty good

Mindere: there's nothing power related I'm struggling with at the moment

 

Dad: It doesn't have to be power related, you can bring up anything you want to talk about here!

 

Mindere: Yeah but there's not really anything I feel like I need to talk about

Mindere: So what about everyone else? How are you?

 

Binnie: Can I rant a little? just a bit?

 

Mindere: Go for it!

 

Dad: Yeah, that's what this is for! Talk as much or as little as you want : )

 

Binnie: So I usually call my mom every week to check in or whatever, which basically means her nagging me about my power every single week

Binnie: This time it just got a little more intense that usual

 

Hyuni: What did she say?

 

Binnie: She told me about how some people have the ability to breathe under water, or to survive falls from really tall heights

Binnie: All the things she says usually lead to "you should try doing this to see if you discover your power!", so I asked her if she wanted me to die

Binnie: Cause you know, if I fall from a really tall height and DON'T have a power that will protect me, I'll just die

Binnie: Which she found offensive

 

Mindere: How is that offensive? She was literally insinuating that she thought you should jump from heights or drown yourself

 

Binnie: I don't know how her fucking brain works! Honestly I'm not sure it does

Binnie: She started talking about how I'm her only son and how much she loves me, and she just wants me to live a fulfilling life

Binnie: Basically tried to blame me for making her feel bad about all the things she tries to tell me about discovering powers

 

Sugmin: If she doesn't want to feel bad, she should stop bringing up your powers

 

Binnie: yeah

Binnie: I love her because she's my mom but I don't like her, if that makes sense

 

Mindere: You don't have to like her, you don't owe her anything

 

Binnie: Except for my life??

Binnie: I mean, she birthed me

 

Mindere: I think the fact that she wants you to drown yourself kind of takes away from that, don't you?

 

Binnie: Oh...

Binnie: Right

Binnie: Maybe

 

jisung!!!: sometimes families are shit, you can love them out of obligation without liking them

jisung!!!: i'll be your new mom binnie!

 

Binnie: Thanks, but you realize that you're younger than me, right?

Binnie: And you're also a boy which would make you my dad

 

jisung!!!: i really wanna make a daddy joke right now but this doesn't feel like the right time...

 

Hyuni: LMAO at least you realized that!

 

jisung!!!: yes ^.^

 

Binnie: But anyway, I'm done ranting now, someone else can talk

 

Hyuni: Okay

Hyuni: I don't really have something but I also have something...?

Hyuni: Sometimes I just wanna change my appearance, get a fake ID and pretend that I'm someone else

 

Dad: You're not alone in feeling that way sometimes. Any specific reason for it? <3

 

Hyuni: idk

Hyuni: At times, it's just exhausting to exist, you know?

 

Dad: Yeah, I know

 

Hyuni: It's not even really related to my power or anything

Hyuni: Or I mean, the whole part about changing my appearance and running away is

Hyuni: It gets very tempting sometimes

 

Dad: I can imagine it would

 

innie!!!: if i had your power i would definitely use it to avoid people and responsibilities and expectations or whatever

 

Hyuni: That's exactly what I mean!

Hyuni: Sometimes I just wanna run away from everything, pretend that I'm someone else

 

Sugmin: Have you ever done it before?

 

Hyuni: A few times, but not for long

Hyuni: A couple of days at most

 

Dad: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, we all have different ways to cope

Dad: As long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else

 

Hyuni: I'm not

 

Dad: Then I don't see a problem with it!

 

innie!!!: yeah i think it's good that you can use your power in helpful ways, if that makes sense?

innie!!!: even if it's only to help yourself ^.^

 

jisung!!!: helping yourself is just as good as helping anyone else!

 

innie!!!: true!

 

Hyuni: I'm glad you guys think that

Hyuni: <3

 

jisung!!!: <3

 

innie!!!: <3

 

Binnie: Wanna talk more?

 

Hyuni: No, I think I said everything for now

Hyuni: If anyone else has something to bring up, they can go ^-^

 

Sugmin: I don't have anything today

 

jisung!!!: me neither :p

 

Mindere: Innie? Felly?

 

Binnie: Sidenote but I love how Minho calls them by their screen names

Binnie: It's cute

 

innie!!!: UwU

 

Mindere: Yeah yeah whatever

Mindere: How are you today Innie?

 

innie!!!: i hugged a few people today!

 

Mindere: Oh wow! Was it bad or good?

 

innie!!!: good, actually! :D

innie!!!: none of them were having any intense emotions, so i didn't feel anything when i hugged them!

 

Mindere: That's so nice!

 

innie!!!: yeah, my day has been really good ^.^

innie!!!: wbu felly?

 

Felly: not bad, not good

Felly: i haven't used my power since that time last week

 

Dad: Got something non power related that you wanna talk about, then?

 

Felly: i wanna talk about how much i like this group chat!

Felly: it's just so nice that we have a place where we can talk about things that most people don't relate to!

Felly: i mean, none of us have the same power so we don't even know exactly how everyone else feels

Felly: everyone is just nice and accepting and listens to each other!

Felly: and it's nice to hear about other people's experiences even if we can't relate!

 

Dad: Aaaaah

Dad: I agree! <3

 

Mindere: AGREE

 

Binnie: That's so true! This really is one of the most comforting places I've been in

 

jisung!!!: we haven't even known each other that long but it already feels like we can talk about so much

 

Binnie: Exactly! Everyone is so open and willing to talk about literally any topic, from memes to really deep stuff

Binnie: It's nice that we have this

 

Felly: thanks to everyone here for being some of the bestest people i've met <3 <3

 

innie!!!: thank you too!!! <3

 

Hyuni: Thanks everyone <3

 

Dad: This is such a positive note to end on :')

Dad: Thanks everyone, you're all so amazing I don't even know what to say

 

innie!!!: UwU

 

Dad: But unless anyone else has something to bring up, I guess we'll say goodbye for today?

 

jisung!!!: bye y'all are awesome <3

 

Mindere: This is nice, thanks

 

Sugmin: Goodbye everyone!

Notes:

regarding changbin's power: he can tell when people lie, and is kind of like a human lie detector. he doesn't realize because he thinks it's just a feeling and doesn't know that it's always correct

his power also works over text but that doesn't mean he'll call people out when they lie in the gc, because realistically, you probably wouldn't do that to your friends (esp if they're lying about something personal). just because he knows they're lying doesn't mean he'll call them out on it ^_^

Chapter 16: Emotional support playlist

Summary:

jisung!!!: OMG LOOK AT THIS

jisung!!!: doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, stress makes him look older than he is...

jisung!!!: omg this is my spirit animal

Notes:

about the links in this chapter:

if you wanna find the song on spotify, click the SONG TITLE

if you wanna find the same song but on youtube, click the ARTIST NAME

Chapter Text

Monday 5:39 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: HAPPY MEME MONDAY! i don't wanna talk about the meme monday i wanna talk about the new spotify playlist i'm making

 

Hyuni: Happy meme monday! :D

Hyuni: wait, what do you mean, you don't wanna talk about it??

 

Felly: are we not celebrating meme monday today? D:

 

Binnie: Are you making a meme playlist? Because in that case I want nothing to do with it

 

Dad: What's going on

 

innie!!!:

 

Mindere: Well this is a mess

Mindere: Ji, what playlist are you making?

 

jisung!!!: i was inspired by our talk in the gc yesterday! i'm making an emotional support playlist! ^_^

 

Dad: Oh wait that's actually such a good idea!

Dad: What songs do you have so far?

 

jisung!!!: i only have one because i wanted you guys to help pick the songs <3

jisung!!!: it's "byulharang" by chungha

 

Felly: tHATS SUCH A GOOD SONG OMG!

 

Sugmin: You should add "Marathon" by Day6

 

jisung!!!: oki doki!

jisung!!!: by the way, i want this playlist to have supportive vibes so pls dont say songs with really sad lyrics

jisung!!!: thats not the emotion we're going for here!

 

Dad: Could we also add Best part? Another song by Day6

 

jisung!!!: ofc! thats exactly the kind of vibe i'm talking about (^u^)

 

Felly: not to be a hoe for twice on main, but pls add one in a million

 

jisung!!!: one in a million has been added!

 

Felly: thank u! ^o^

 

jisung!!!: i also added "jaljayo good night" because that's one of my fav twice songs <3

 

Felly:

Felly: your brain is so big thats such a good song

 

jisung!!!: i know right!

 

Binnie: I suggest "My way" by Ateez

 

Hyuni: DON'T BE AFRAID

Hyuni: DREAMS ARE EVERYWHERE

Hyuni: a great song!

 

jisung!!!: it has now been added to the playlist! great idea, thank u binnie <3

 

Binnie: You could also add "Sunrise" by Ateez if you want

 

jisung!!!: oki it's getting added now!

jisung!!!: innie, hyuni, minho? any suggestions?

 

innie!!!: CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE THE MONSTER ALIVE by txt

 

jisung!!!: ooh ofc! that's going on the playlist right now!

jisung!!!: thanks innie <3

 

innie!!!: it's a great song, what can i say

 

Mindere: You better know by Red velvet

 

jisung!!!: OMG I LOVE THAT

jisung!!!: you have great taste sir, great taste

jisung!!!: wbu hyuni?

 

Hyuni: Life goes on!

 

jisung!!!: by BTS!

jisung!!!: omg okay that's perfect

jisung!!!: can i also add paradise by BTS?

 

Hyuni: Of course!

 

jisung!!!: great ^o^

 

Sugmin: Do all the songs need to have chill vibes or can I suggest a rock song?

 

jisung!!!: go for it! as long it has wholesome supportive lyrics! .D

 

Sugmin: "Tension" by Dreamcatcher

 

jisung!!!: omg my queens i love dreamcatcher so much

jisung!!!: a great suggestion and a great song

jisung!!!: it is now on the playlist! .D

 

Dad: This playlist was a really good idea Sungie! Will you share it with us when it's done?

 

jisung!!!: yup i'll send u a link in a few mins!

 

Felly: thanks for the playlist ji <3

 

jisung!!!: thanks for helping me with it UwU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 11:23 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: i have a really important question for us to talk about

Felly: which one of the m&ms would you rather be friends fwoth??

Felly: *with

 

Binnie: What are the options?

 

Felly:

 

jisung!!!: you can tell just from his face that yellow is so fucking stupid

 

Binnie: He didn't say tag yourself, he asked who you'd wanna be friends with

 

jisung!!!: hEY!!! RUDE!!!

 

Binnie: Just kidding! :)

Binnie: But I do think yellow would be such a fun guy to be friends with

Binnie: Just look at that face!

 

Hyuni: His face looks stupid

 

Binnie: Exactly! I would have such a great time making fun of him!

 

jisung!!!: i bet red is a fucking narcissist

jisung!!!: he looks like one of those dudebros who think way too highly of themselves

 

Felly: okay calm down bro, i didn't say diss the M&Ms, i asked who you wanna be friends with

 

jisung!!!: green, easily

jisung!!!: she is such a queen and i can just TELL that she would be so sarcastic

jisung!!!: i'd let her make fun of me any day <3

 

Mindere: Green and brown are definitely lesbians and they're dating each other

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah definitely, i agree!

 

Hyuni: Am I the only one who thinks Minho and the green M&M give off the same vibes?

 

Sugmin: True!

Sugmin: Maybe that's why Jisung likes the green one

 

jisung!!!: hEY?? WHATS THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN???

 

Sugmin:

 

jisung!!!: oh god i can HEAR that picture

 

Hyuni: WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY

 

Sugmin: Vine is iconic

 

Hyuni: Yes!!!!

 

Felly: so like

Felly: is no one except jisung gonna answer my question? :(

 

Binnie: Hey! I answered it too!

 

Felly: you did, thank you <3

 

Binnie: <3

 

Mindere: Honestly I vibe with the red one

Mindere: He might be a bitch, but I don't mind that

 

Hyuni: Jisung reminds me of the red M&M

 

jisung!!!:

 

Hyuni: ...maybe that's why Minho liked the red one ;)

 

jisung!!!: oh my goooood

 

Mindere: Maybe it is ;)

 

jisung!!!: OH MY GOD

 

Dad: Stop flirting please!

Dad: Jisung is gonna die or something, I don't want that to happen!

 

Mindere: Don't worry I'm sure he'll be fine ;)

 

innie!!!: not that i'm not enjoying this...

innie!!!: wait i'm actually not enjoying this

innie!!!: ANYWAY

innie!!!: the brown m&m would be my best friend

 

Felly: THANK YOU

 

Dad: Do I have to pick one

 

Felly: you can pick all of them if you want! ^_^

 

Dad: Ok then that's my answer! : )

 

Felly: as expected from the dad

Felly: SEUNGMIN

Felly: HYUNJIN

Felly: which m&m would you be friends with?

 

Sugmin: Felix they're literally candies in different colors

Sugmin: I can't say

 

Felly: D:

 

Hyuni: but if you absolutely HAVE to pick one?

 

Sugmin: Oh well, okay

Sugmin: The brown one I guess

 

innie!!!: i picked her first!!

 

Sugmin: People can have more than one friend each!

 

innie!!!: not in this scenario! she's my friend already, back off!

 

jisung!!!: unrelated but i bet the blue and yellow M&Ms are twins

jisung!!!: the literally have the exact same face

 

Mindere: You bring up a good but irrelevant point

 

Dad: Hey wait, why did no one pick orange?

Dad: Now I feel bad for orange :(

Dad: I changed my mind, I'm picking the orange one!

 

jisung!!!: awww wait i really like the orange one

 

Hyuni: he hasn't even tied his shoes omg < / 3

 

Felly: i know! orange is the best, i actually love him sm!

 

jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: OMG LOOK AT THIS

jisung!!!: doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, stress makes him look older than he is...

jisung!!!: omg this is my spirit animal

 

Felly: awwwww no < / 3

 

jisung!!!: HIS DREAM IS TO BE ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

jisung!!!: guys this is actually me

 

Mindere: I changed my mind, I wanna be friends with the orange one now

 

Felly: all my homies love the orange M&M <3

 

Dad: He's precious, what can I say

 

innie!!!: everyone overlooked him at first, but now everyone loves him

innie!!!: i feel like this is symbolic or something

 

jisung!!!: i wish i could send him my emotional support playlist so he could feel a little better <3

 

Dad: It's the thought that counts!

 

Sugmin: Hey, it's literally an M&M

Sugmin: It's not that deep

 

Felly: i take personal offense by that

 

Sugmin: Good.

 

Felly: gASP

Felly: HOW DARE YOU??

 

Dad: Oookay, I think that's enough for today! Thanks everyone, this was fun!

 

Felly: :/

 

Sugmin: :)

 

Binnie: Good job bang chan

Binnie: You prevented a fight!

 

Dad: I try at least : )

 

Binnie: lmao

Chapter 17: Shapeshifting

Summary:

Hyuni: How high are you right now?

jisung!!!: i'm actually not very high

jisung!!!: most people would consider me short

Notes:

drugs are mentioned in this chapter but it's one line and it's extremely vague. i just thought i should say it anyway

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Thursday 8:13 pm

[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣

 

jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!

jisung!!!: what iff

jisung!!!: you shapeshifted into someone with a uterus

jisung!!!: and became pregnart

jisung!!!: and then shifted back to someone with a dick

jisung!!!: what would happen to the fetus in your body????

 

Hyuni: Jisung...

Hyuni: How high are you right now?

 

jisung!!!: i'm actually not very high

jisung!!!: most people would consider me short

jisung!!!: maybe 170 cm if im being generous to myself, which i am (^v^)

 

Hyuni: Are you drunk?

 

jisung!!!: no, i cant have alcohol with these drugs

 

Hyuni: JISUNG

 

jisung!!!: what!!! it's a genuine question!!!

jisung!!!: where would the fetus go????

 

Hyuni: Okay so I don't actually have an answer but now you've made me curious

Hyuni: I'm guessing I would be infertile? So I wouldn't actually be able to get pregnant with that uterus

 

jisung!!!: but what if you could get pregenat though

 

Hyuni: For the sake of argument, let's say that I do get pregnant

Hyuni: I don't think I would be able to shapeshift back into someone with a penis then?

Hyuni: Like, I'd be blocked from shapeshifting my genitals until the fetus is out

 

jisung!!!: woaaah

 

Hyuni: That's not a confirmed answer btw, I'm just guessing

 

jisung!!!: in science that's called a hypothesis! ^.^

 

Hyuni: I mean, you're not wrong, but I am not actually gonna test this

Hyuni: So it's not science yet

 

jisung!!!: you could test it!

 

Hyuni: How about I don't

 

jisung!!!: awww :(

jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!

 

Hyuni: Yes Jisung?

 

jisung!!!: i have another question!!!

 

Hyuni: What is it?

 

jisung!!!: if you break your leg

jisung!!!: or no!

jisung!!!: if you break your arm

jisung!!!: can you just shapeshift into someone who doesn't have a broken arm?

jisung!!!: like

jisung!!!: can you

jisung!!!: heal yoursellf by shapeshifting?

 

Hyuni: Nope

 

jisung!!!: WHAT

 

Hyuni: Yeah, it doesn't work like that

Hyuni: I can still shapeshift into anyone I want, but that person would also have a broken arm

 

jisung!!!: is this another one of your hypothesises or is this actually confirmed?

 

Hyuni: This one is actually confirmed

Hyuni: Trust me, I've tried it before

 

jisung!!!: woaaah what a scam

 

Hyuni: HOW is that a scam?? I can shapeshift, not heal myself

 

jisung!!!: but you can't shapeshift into someone with an unbroken arm!!!

 

Hyuni: Yes, because there are certain things I can't change about myself even if I change my appearance

Hyuni: Like the fact that I would still be a man if I shapeshift into someone with a uterus

Hyuni: Or my arm would still be broken if I break it before shapeshifting

Hyuni: I also can't shapeshift into anything other than a human

 

jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!

 

Hyuni: Yes Jisung?

 

jisung!!!: what iff

jisung!!!: you

jisung!!!: shapeshifted into a baby???

jisung!!!: does your brain become a baby brain?

jisung!!!: would you forget how to shapeshift???

jisung!!!: maybe you'd never be able to turn back again!!!

 

Hyuni: The youngest I've managed to shapeshift was around 2-3 years old

 

jisung!!!: woah!!!!

 

Hyuni: I don't think I can go younger than that though

 

jisung!!!: do you feel like a toddler when you're a toddler???

 

Hyuni: A little...?

Hyuni: Like, I still have my own memories and stuff, but I am very easily distracted

Hyuni: I haven't spent a lot of time as a toddler but I'm sure I'd act like one

 

jisung!!!: woah

jisung!!!: hyunjin!!!

 

Hyuni: Yes Jisung?

 

jisung!!!: how

jisung!!!: how short can you go??

jisung!!!: and how tall?

jisung!!!: what is the tallest you can shapeshift?

 

Hyuni: I haven't really experimented with this, but I can't make myself taller than the tallest person alive

Hyuni: I also can't make myself shorter than the shortest person alive

 

jisung!!!: wait pls gugle

jisung!!!: gooogle

jisung!!!: goggle

 

Hyuni: Google the tallest and shortest person alive?

 

jisung!!!: yes!! yu understand me!

 

Hyuni: The tallest is 251 cm, and the shortest is 54,6 cm

 

jisung!!!: omg my god

jisung!!!: thats so talll!! and so short!!!

jisung!!!: can you really

jisung!!!: make yourself that tall?

 

Hyuni: I haven't tried but now you've made me curious lol

 

jisung!!!: try it!

 

Hyuni: Okay so apparently the tallest person alive has some sort of condition, and I couldn't get to that height

Hyuni: I don't have any measuring tape here though...

Hyuni: By estimation, I think I made myself around 230 cm? Maybe slightly less?

 

jisung!!!: omg okay so that's the upper limit!

jisung!!!: now for the lower!

 

Hyuni: Wait nevermind what I said before, the shortest person alive isn't 54 cm

Hyuni: According to Guinness world records, she's 63 cm

 

jisung!!!: omg

jisung!!!: how short can you get?

 

Hyuni: Hang on I'm testing it

 

jisung!!!: omg

jisung!!!: so exciting

jisung!!!: we're doing the science!

 

Hyuni: god I really wish I had measuring tape so I could actually check how short I went

Hyuni: It wasn't that short though

Hyuni: 130 cm, maybe

 

jisung!!!: awww

jisung!!!: disappointing :(

 

Hyuni: That's still very short though

 

jisung!!!: but still :(

jisung!!!: hyunjin!!

 

Hyuni: Yes Jisung?

 

jisung!!!: what if

jisung!!!: you shapeshifted to a kid

jisung!!!: who was

jisung!!!: let's say

jisung!!!: 5 years old

 

Hyuni: Okay

 

jisung!!!: if you didn't shapeshift back

jisung!!!: and stayed as a kid for a year

jisung!!!: would your body age??

jisung!!!: like

jisung!!!: would your body be 6 years old a year after you shapeshifted?

 

Hyuni: I have never tried that

Hyuni: I mean, I know that my real body ages by itself

Hyuni: I'm not sure if that happens with the bodies I shapeshift to? But I'm assuming it would age like normal?

 

jisung!!!: oooh another hypothesis! :D

 

Hyuni: I'm not gonna try this though

Hyuni: I don't wanna spend a year in another body, especially not a child's

 

jisung!!!: awww :(

 

Hyuni: Do you have any more questions about shapeshifting?

 

jisung!!!: oh! am i annoying you?

 

Hyuni: No no! I enjoy this, it's actually kind of fun!

Hyuni: I'm happy to explain, even though I realize now that there's a lot I don't even know about myself lol

Hyuni: Thanks for making me curious!

 

jisung!!!: no problem! .)

jisung!!!: but i don't have any

jisung!!!: more questions right now

 

Hyuni: That's cool, you've got a lot of new information already

 

jisung!!!: yup ^.^

jisung!!!: thank you!

 

Hyuni: No worries, this was nice!

Notes:

no this fic will NOT have stoner jisung, i know he mentioned drugs but that's a story for another day ^.^

Chapter 18: Shrek <3

Summary:

jisung!!!: sorry guys but my brain is fucking stupid, i can't remember what we're talking about for a single second LMFAO

innie!!!: i'm honestly impressed by all the new ways you find to be stupid

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 6:40 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Binnie: Writing lyrics is so much fun

Binnie: We all have lots of laughs together!

 

jisung!!!: binnieeee

 

Binnie: Fuck off Jisung I'm not reading your lyrics again

 

jisung!!!: HAHHAHAHAHA

 

Sugmin: ...am I supposed to understand what's going on here?

 

jisung!!!: i showed binnie ONE set of lyrics about shrek, and now he hates me

jisung!!!: i don't get what he has against shrek :(

 

Sugmin: Ok, thanks, I don't think I wanna get involved in this

 

Binnie: YOU WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT SHREK

Binnie: Sure, if it had been about literally anything else it might have been fine, but a LOVE SONG???

 

jisung!!!: wait what love song?

 

Binnie: DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

 

jisung!!!: oh wait lol i just scrolled up, yeah i know what song you're talking about!

jisung!!!: i just forgot it lol

 

Binnie: hOW COULD YOU FORGET WHEN WE WERE LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT IT???

 

Dad: What's up with your memory???

 

Hyuni: Maybe the song was so bad that his brain tried to delete it from his memories

 

Binnie: Yeah that's probably it LMAO

 

jisung!!!: i can't even be offended because it's true lol

jisung!!!: both the memory thing and the shrek love song!

 

Felly:

 

Mindere: ...what did I just walk in on?

 

Felly: same i just got here

Felly: and the first thing i saw was something about a love song for shrek...?

 

Mindere: I cannot deal with this today

 

Sugmin: Sometimes you just gotta say no, for the sake of your mental health

 

Mindere: Exactly

 

innie!!!: so is no one gonna talk about how this means that jisung is most likely a monster fucker??

 

Hyuni:

 

jisung!!!: jEONGIN WTF

jisung!!!: NO I AM NOT!!!!

 

Binnie: Okay but there are a lot of monsters that I would fuck

 

Sugmin: NO

Sugmin: We are NOT having this conversation today

Sugmin: I can put up with a lot of bullshit but this is where I draw the line

 

innie!!!: aww :(

 

Felly: Shrek <3

 

Hyuni: omg I think this is the first time I've seen Felix capitalize!

Hyuni: And he did it for Shrek, of all things

 

innie!!!: that's not surprising

 

jisung!!!: yeah true, of course he capitalizes for Shrek

 

Hyuni: jISUNG KJDHSFHDKJDS

Hyuni: YOU DID IT TOO!

 

jisung!!!: did what?

 

Binnie: Dude, what's up with your memory lmao?

 

jisung!!!: OH RIGHT i did that! i capitalized Shrek! .D

jisung!!!: sorry guys but my brain is fucking stupid, i can't remember what we're talking about for a single second LMFAO

 

innie!!!: i'm honestly impressed by all the new ways you find to be stupid <3

 

jisung!!!: thanks, i try very hard <3

 

innie!!!: i really wanna set your name to something with dumb in it, but i like our matching names too much

 

jisung!!!: i like them too! UwU

 

innie!!!: UwU

 

Binnie: Okay that's wholesome, but can we talk about shrek again?

 

innie!!!: lmao binnie

 

Binnie: I'm gonna be honest, I never watched Shrek

Binnie: I only know him from memes

 

Felly: gASP

 

Mindere: I didn't watch it either

 

Hyuni: WHAT

Hyuni: HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN SHREK?????

 

jisung!!!: this is a national crisis

 

innie!!!:

 

jisung!!!: we need to have a movie night and binge all the shrek movies ASAP

 

Felly: yes! tonight!

Felly: wait it's 7 pm already

 

Mindere: I mean, I'm free right now

 

Binnie: Yeah same

 

jisung!!!: what are we doing?

 

Binnie: Jisung... this was literally your idea

 

jisung!!!: oH RIGHT WERE WATCHING SHREK MOVIES TOGETHER! yes!!!

 

Hyuni: Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

 

jisung!!!: LMAO i don't need to have been dropped on my head to be stupid

jisung!!!: i manage perfectly well on my own, thank you very much! (^ v ^)

 

Dad: So... movie night? : )

 

Sugmin: Thank god someone here manages to stay on track

 

Dad: Is everyone free right now? Minho and Changbin already said that they are

 

jisung!!!: free from what?

jisung!!!: tHAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME AGAIN

jisung!!!: but yes i'm free!

 

Sugmin: Me too

 

Hyuni: My only plan for tonight was to build a 1:1 scale replica of michelangelo's david out of toothpicks, but I can cancel that for you guys <3

 

Felly: oh wow how nice of you <3

Felly: but yes i'm also free! ^o^

 

Dad: Hyunjin... you know that statue is over 5 meters tall, right?

 

Hyuni: Yup! I'm gonna need a lot of toothpicks :)

 

Dad: Not really what I was getting at, but okay!

Dad: What about Innie? Are you free?

 

innie!!!: yes

innie!!!: who's dorm/apartment are we taking over?

 

Dad: You could come over to my place? I don't have any roommates

 

Felly: send the adress!!

 

Dad shared a location on naver maps

 

Dad: I'm home so you can come over as soon as you're ready! : )

 

Felly: iM RUSHIN

 

jisung!!!: bet i'll get there before binnie!

 

Binnie: Oh you're ON!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 8:55 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Hyuni: I got lost in the grocery store, help me pls guys

 

Dad: Minho went there with you

Dad: Can't you text him?

 

Mindere: I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, Hyunjin is the one who walked away all of a sudden :/

 

Hyuni: I got distracted!! You should have looked after me better!!

 

Mindere: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know it was my job to babysit you?

 

Hyuni: Ajhsdjfghd I didn't mean it like that

Hyuni: Or actually, yes I did! I warned you that I get lost easily!

 

Mindere: Then you shouldn't have walked away from me

 

innie!!!: as funny as this is to watch, i want my snacks

innie!!!: please just find each other again so you can come back to the apartment

 

Binnie: Yeah, we're all waiting

 

Hyuni: Minho, find me!

 

Mindere: Tell me where you are

 

Hyuni: In the grocery store

 

Mindere: What aisle

 

Hyuni: Uhm

Hyuni: Laundry detergent?

 

Mindere: Okay stay there, I'm coming to get you

 

Hyuni: Yay ^.^

Notes:

i'm currently blasting TA but i got vaccinated this morning and now i'm too tired to move lmao this song usually gets me so hyped up but today it will be my lullaby

Chapter 19: MinHET

Summary:

innie!!!: i've never pictured minho as one of The Straights™ but now i'm thinking about it

innie!!!: ...it's not a very nice image :/

MinHET: THIS IS SO FUCKING RUDE

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Saturday 8:28 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: i just gave birth to athena

 

innie!!!: wtf???

 

Dad: Okay, what does that mean?

 

jisung!!!: i wrote a song!! .D

 

innie!!!: ...i repeat, wtf???

 

Binnie: Good for you!

Binnie: But how is that related to giving birth to Athena?

 

jisung!!!: this song is my brain baby

 

Mindere: Ah okay! That makes sense

 

Sugmin: No? It doesn't?

 

Mindere: Yes it does

Mindere: Athena was born from Zeus's forehead so she's like his brain baby

Mindere: And Jisung's brain baby is the song he just wrote

 

Binnie: That still doesn't make any sense

 

Mindere: Maybe you're just stupid

 

Binnie: HET!

Binnie: *HEY!

 

Mindere: gasp! How DARE you call me a het???

 

Binnie: Oooh Minho doesn't like being called het!

 

Mindere: Of course I fucking don't like it, stop calling me slurs!

 

Binnie set Minho's name to MinHET

 

innie!!!: yes! exploit the weakness!!

 

Dad: Het isn't a slur though?

 

MinHET: This is a hate crime ;(

 

Sugmin: Why are you sad winking in this situation?

 

MinHET: I gotta stay on brand, obviously ;(

MinHET: I've literally flirted with Jisung in front of you all

MinHET: I can't believe I'm getting called a HET

 

Hyuni: Are you even sure that Jisung is gay? What if you've been flirting with a het this entire time?

 

MinHET: ...

MinHET: Jisung?

 

jisung!!!:

 

MinHET: oh, good

MinHET:

 

jisung!!!: asdajhfsgfs

jisung!!!: <3

 

MinHET: <3

 

jisung!!!: KJSDHFSDFJSHD

jisung!!!: ANYWAY

jisung!!!: hyunjin, wtf made you think i might be STRAIGHT of all things????

 

Hyuni: Your fuckboy vibes!

Hyuni: Personally, I only know fuckboys that are het

 

jisung!!!: wHAT??

 

Binnie: He's right! You have certain... vibes

 

Felly: don't be rude!!

Felly: he's bi, so those fuckboy vibes clearly aren't coming from his sexuality

Felly: but it's not only hets that are fuckboys

 

jisung!!!: wHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING????

 

Dad: I'm wondering the same thing...

 

Hyuni: fuckboys can be any sexuality they want!!

Hyuni: I'm not heterophobic or anything

 

Felly: well, i am heterophobic

 

Hyuni: Oh... okay then!

 

Binnie:

Binnie: This bad boy can fit so much stupid in him

 

MinHET: me about this group chat

 

Binnie: LMAO me too

 

MinHET: I know, you literally made the meme

 

Binnie: BITCH

 

MinHET: The only bitch I am is a bad bitch!

MinHET: And guess what that means?

 

Binnie: that I can't kill you :(

 

MinHET: Exactly!!!

 

Sugmin: I know vines and memes, but I am still SO lost right now

Sugmin: Can we go back to calling Minho a het?

 

MinHET: NO

 

jisung!!!: minho is so clearly NOT a het, i dont get why you wanna keep calling him that

 

MinHET: Thank you Jisung! And yes, exactly

MinHET: Literally nothing about me is heterosexual and I am offended that you would even think that

 

Binnie: lol, het

 

MinHET: FUCK YOU CHANGBIN

MinHET: STOP CALLING ME SLURS!

 

Hyuni: Why does Minho sound like one of The Straights™ on twitter?

Hyuni: They literally get offended when you call them het

 

Felly: omg ure right!! thats exactly what they sound like!!

 

innie!!!: i've never pictured minho as one of The Straights™ but now i'm thinking about it

innie!!!: ...it's not a very nice image :/

 

MinHET: THIS IS SO FUCKING RUDE

 

jisung!!!: dont worry minho! i dont think you're straight <3

 

MinHET: You're the only one here who deserves rights <3

 

Binnie: Lmao no one thinks Minho is straight, we're just calling him a het for fun

Binnie: His reactions are funny

 

MinHET: My pain is amusing to you?

 

Binnie: Yes lmfao

 

MinHET: ...

MinHET: This is why I like cats more than people ;/

MinHET: Hell, I even like pLANTS more than I like people

 

jisung!!!: that's fair tho, the plants have done nothing wrong

 

MinHET: Maybe Poison Ivy had the right idea when she wanted the plants to take over the planet again

 

jisung!!!: she did and we should talk about that!

 

MinHET: Yeah! Like, all she wanted was to save the planet

MinHET: The humans are the main reason the planet is ruined

MinHET: Make humans go extinct = problem solved!

 

Binnie: I mean, it's definitely better for the economy if everyone dies

 

Sugmin: ...are you okay?

 

Dad: Not that I support this, but he has a point

 

Hyuni: Ok Chan is literally the LAST person I'd expect to agree with this

Hyuni: Like, what goes on???

 

jisung!!!: if everyone dies, there would be no more homophobia or racism or islamophobia or any other type of oppression of minorities

jisung!!!: lots of problems solved at once! .)

 

Sugmin: I mean, it's definitely a solution

 

jisung!!!: right!

 

Sugmin: A bad solution, but still a solution

 

Hyuni: The world if everyone died

Hyuni:

 

Binnie: LMAO THATS NOT EVEN ACCURATE

 

Felly: all the stonks would go down if eevryone died!!

 

Dad: Wouldn't all the stonks just freeze?

Dad: Why would they go down?

 

Felly: idk i don't understand how ecomomics work

 

Hyuni: "ECOMOMICS" omg thats hilarious!

 

Binnie: It's like economy, but for moms!

 

Felly: jsadhfasdjfgsdaj i didnt even notice!!

 

innie!!!: when my mom gives me my allowance, it's

innie!!!: ~ E C O M O M I C S ~

 

Felly: SJDFKHSKFHADGSFJADHS

 

Sugmin: ...where has this conversation gone

 

Dad: Idk I lost track somewhere around the time when Jisung said that he had a brain baby

 

Sugmin: That was literally back when this conversation started

 

Dad: I know

Dad: I've never had any idea what's happening

 

Sugmin: Lol, that's fair though

 

Hyuni:

Hyuni: The world if humans went extinct

 

Binnie: LMAO IT LITERALLY WOULDNT BE THOUGH!

Binnie: IT WOULD BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT

 

Hyuni: Can you stop shitting on my memes?

 

jisung!!!: i liek them hyunjinnie!

 

Hyuni: THANK YOU!

 

Felly: i like them tooo!

Felly: very funny :D

 

Hyuni: Thank you! Finally some decent people around here 🙄

 

Binnie: YAH! HWANG HYUNJIN!

 

Hyuni: Meme hater 🙄

Hyuni: When I inevitably die inside a haunted house because Jisung and Felix convinced me that we could fuck a ghost and I'm too gullible to say no, your name won't even be mentioned in my will

Hyuni: All you get is my SPITE, for being such a meanie to me and my memes!

 

Dad: Wait what the fuck

 

Hyuni: As Felix and Jisung weep by my casket at the funeral, and the ghost they managed to fuck while I was locked in the basement twerks with me up at the altar (we're both invisible because we're dead, so we can twerk as much as we want!), you'll be sitting on your bike in the parking lot outside, WISHING that you hadn't been so rude to me and my memes

Hyuni: You won't even be inside the funeral because you weren't invited! And you don't have a driver's license so you'd have to ride a bike there

 

Dad: Hyunjin, what?????

 

Hyuni: Then, several years later, when Chan no longer bursts into tears as soon as he hears my name, he will open this chat again and go back to look at this exact conversation

Hyuni: Chan actually has humor so he will print out the memes I sent and frame them, then he'll put them above the couch in his living room, and every time he looks at them, he will chuckle wholeheartedly because they're FUNNY AS FUCK!

Hyuni: And Changbin, you will blame yourself so much for my death that you will go to visit the haunted house where I died, hoping that you might find my ghost wandering around there

Hyuni: and then you will trip down the stairs and die because you're a fucking dumbass to be honest, but you had it coming

Hyuni: No one will be at your funeral except the ghost that Jisung and Felix had sex with, and the ghost will be twerking over your grave

 

Felly: I CANT BREATHE WHAT IS THIS??

 

innie!!!: MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING TO MUCH

innie!!!: HYUNJIN OMG

 

jisung!!!: EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THINGT HAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THIS CHAT

 

Mindere: Why do script writers even try anymore, when a whole ass Hwang Hyunjin exists?

Mindere: This is better than 90% of everything on netflix

 

Dad: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

innie!!!: im gonna have to cut us all off for today guys

innie!!!: this is too much humor to handle

 

Hyuni: THANK YOU Innie!!! I know I'm funny but it's always great to be validated!

 

jisung!!!: VALIDATION!

 

Hyuni: Thank you <3

 

Binnie: Istg one day I'm gonna leave this chat and you'll all regret it :/

 

Hyuni: I literally won't even care

 

Binnie: :/

Notes:

netflix should hire me

Chapter 20: What mindreading is like

Summary:

TW/// sexual assault, rape, mentions of drugs and drug addiction, murder

none of it happens in this chapter but jisung talks about it so be careful <3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 7:43 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: i know it technically isn't 8 pm yet but my day has been shitty

jisung!!!: is anyone here?

 

Hyuni: I am!

 

MinHET: Why has your day been shitty?

 

jisung!!!: i'm just overwhelmed, i guess

jisung!!!: i had to go to the bank to do some shit with my account, and that sucked

 

Felly: aww no :( what happened?

 

jisung!!!: mindreading sucks is what happened

jisung!!!: there was so many people there

 

Dad: Wanna talk about how you feel?

 

jisung!!!: sure, but i can't talk about how i feel without getting into what mindreading is like

jisung!!!: everything i feel right now is because of my power

 

MinHET: You've never talked much about what it's like to read minds

 

Hyuni: Yeah! You could tell us if you want?

 

jisung!!!: okay, but i don't expect everyone to be interested so it's fine if you ignore these messages haha

 

innie!!!: idk about everyone else but i will read everything you say ^.^

 

Sugmin: Yeah same

Sugmin: Can't be worse than that time you tried to convince me that trees aren't real

 

Dad: He said WHAT?

 

Sugmin: Anyway, that's not what we're talking about now. Go on Jisung!

 

jisung!!!: it's pretty serious tho

 

Dad: Don't worry! That's what this is for

 

jisung!!!: okay

jisung!!!: not sure where to start, but i've heard a lot of people assume that the worst part about mindreading has to be hearing people's deepest, darkest secrets

jisung!!!: which is not true, at least i don't think so

jisung!!!: the worst part for me is intrusive thoughts

jisung!!!: thoughts that people don't agree with, things that they would never actually do but their brain still thinks about

jisung!!!: everyone has those thoughts, and sometimes it's really graphic images or thoughts

 

Dad: I've never thought about that side of mindreading, but it's sounds awful having to listen to that

Dad: How do you deal with it?

 

jisung!!!: therapy and drugs

jisung!!!: i realize that might sound like a joke but i'm serious, it's the only way i can cope

 

Binnie: You don't have to keep talking about this if you don't want to, I'm sorry if we made you uncomfortable by asking

 

jisung!!!: no, no, it's... relieving (?) to tell people because i usually just pretend to be fine until i can tell my therapist about it

jisung!!!: if i'm making you uncomfortable, i can stop though?

 

MinHET: I can't answer for everyone else but I'd like to understand you better, Jisungie

MinHET: This is something none of us can really relate to but I want to try

 

Hyuni: we can choose not to read these messages even if you do say something that makes us uncomfortable

 

Sugmin: I agree with Hyunjin, just tell us whatever you want to say and we can stop reading if it's too much

 

Dad: Yeah! This is a safe space, you should be able to express yourself freely

 

jisung!!!: okay...

jisung!!!: but please know that i won't be upset if anyone decides not to read! this is the absolute worst side of mindreading and like i said, i deal with it by therapy and drugs

jisung!!!: if i could, i would delete all of this from my memory so i totally get if you don't want it to get into your memory in the first place!

 

felix: i'm gonna read bc i wanna know what it's like for you, but i also don't think anyoen should force themselves!! look after yourselves people ^^

 

Chan: Absolutely agree! But Hannie, wanna continue?

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah right

jisung!!!: everyone has intrusive thoughts sometimes, thoughts that just pop into your head out of nowhere

jisung!!!: usually violent or very rude things that you don't actually agree with, or something you would never actually do, but the thought still gets in your head

jisung!!!: most people just dismiss those thoughts, or they're like "wtf i don't agree with that!!"

jisung!!!: and god, i hate saying people are "good" or "bad" because morality is not black and white, but some people are much worse than others

 

MinHET: Do you mean their thoughts, or them as people?

 

jisung!!!: a bit of both...?

jisung!!!: i mean, i can deal with people who have intrusive thoughts about killing someone or setting fire to a house or who just think really offensive things, as long as they disagree with or dismiss those ideas

jisung!!!: but some people don't dismiss it, and those are the ones i would say are "bad"

jisung!!!: i have some examples of this but i'm not sure if it's too graphic...

 

Binnie: Tell us everything you want to

Binnie: We can stop reading at any point, but it's better for you if you get to say what you want to say

 

jisung!!!: okay

jisung!!!: i think i've said this before but i CAN control my mindreading most of the time

jisung!!!: not when i'm stressed or anxious though, and these are situations that made me stressed or anxious, which means that it's not an option for me to just stop listening

jisung!!!: i wish it was

 

Dad: What were the situations, Jisungie?

 

jisung!!!: there's a lot

jisung!!!: i've heard men think about groping or assaulting and even raping women on public transport

jisung!!!: you can't report people for things they haven't done, so the only thing i could do in those situations was try and place myself between the creep and whoever they were staring at

jisung!!!: sometimes it worked, sometimes they started thinking about me instead

 

Felly: oh, sungie...

 

jisung!!!: i've heard a man think about groping me, i could see the images play out in my head as he imagined me with my mouth on his dick

jisung!!!: god, i'm sorry, i can't talk about that...

jisung!!!: i had a neighbor once who used to fantasize about different ways he could kill some kids that he found annoying, and those were very graphic images that i'll never get out of my brain

jisung!!!: i don't think he would ever actually do any of that, but he did go to jail later so he clearly did SOMETHING, and to this day i’m still wondering if maybe i could have prevented it? maybe i couldve told someone about his mind?? maybe i couldve changed things

jisung!!!: honestly i've heard a lot of things similar to this and i'm traumatized enough, i don't think it'll help anyone if i describe it in more detail

jisung!!!: so yeah, i guess that's why i hate mindreading

 

Binnie: Shit, I don't even know what to say...

 

Sugmin: That's a lot to deal with

Sugmin: Thank you for opening up and trusting us with this, Sungie

 

Dad: Do you wanna talk about how it affected you?

Dad: You've told me some things, but I'm not sure how much the others know and if you wanna talk about it or not

 

jisung!!!: uhh, yeah i guess i should do that

jisung!!!: just so you know

jisung!!!: i have social anxiety and a fear of large groups of people because of this, and i also get panic attacks on public transportation

jisung!!!: or at least i do when there's a lot of people there

 

innie!!!: you said that you go to therapy earlier, are there therapists who know how to deal with mindreading?

 

jisung!!!: i see a "special" therapist or whatever

jisung!!!: she's a mindreader just like me

jisung!!!: i freaked out the first therapist i went to by reading her thoughts and calling her out on everything she did, so they had to find someone who could deal with me :p

 

Felly: i get what you mean, but don't say it like that!! you're not just something people deal with

 

MinHET: What Felix said

MinHET: You needed help that the first therapist couldn't provide, that doesn't mean you're more "difficult", or whatever you were trying to imply

 

jisung!!!: okay yeah, i phrased that badly

 

Hyuni: I'm really really glad you have someone to talk with about this

Hyuni: and now you have us, too!!

 

Felly: yes you do!

 

Sugmin: If you ever need to talk about anything, just ask and I'm sure at least one of us will be free to listen

Sugmin: You have us now

 

innie!!!: yes!!!

 

jisung!!!: thank you guys <3

jisung!!!: really, thank you so much

 

MinHET: All we did was listen

MinHET: Thank YOU for sharing this

 

jisung!!!: someone to listen was all i needed

 

MinHET: <3

 

jisung!!!: <3

 

Binnie: I have a question

Binnie: There's probably a more polite way to ask this but I don't know how, so I'll just ask (sorry if it's too direct! you don't have to respond if you don't want)

Binnie: but you mentioned drugs, so I'm just wondering if you meant like prescribed medication, or drugs that you buy from dealers?

 

jisung!!!: uhm, i meant dealers, but i don't really do that anymore?

jisung!!!: i have prescribed medication now, but in the past i used to take some... questionable stuff

jisung!!!: there were pills i had that would wipe my short-term memory

jisung!!!: whenever i overheard thoughts that were too bad for me to deal with, i'd take one and forget about it

jisung!!!: i used to take those pills until the side effects became too bad and i physically couldn't keep taking them

 

Binnie: Ah, I see

Binnie: Thanks for telling me

 

jisung!!!: i have memory issues because of how long i was taking those pills though, just so you guys know

jisung!!!: it's mostly my short-term memory but sometimes i do things like ask the same question many times in a row, and that's because i genuinely don't remember that i already asked it

 

Dad: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER?

 

Sugmin: Oh no, you set off Chan's dad instincts...

 

Felly: i'm surprised it took this long tbh

 

Dad: WE MADE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING FORGETFUL BEFORE!!!

Dad: WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF WE'D KNOWN ABOUT THIS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: lol calm down, i make fun of myself way more than you guys do

 

Dad: Still!!!

Dad: I'm so sorry, and I'm sorry that I didn't realize until after you had to tell us about all of this

Dad: We shouldn't have been making fun of you, regardless if there was a reason for your bad memory or not

 

jisung!!!: yeah okay, i get that, and that's a really good thing to keep in mind! don't make fun of people!

jisung!!!: but i make fun of myself and i genuinely found it funny when that happened

jisung!!!: i'm very obvious about it whenever someone takes a joke too far, and this wasn't too far

 

Sugmin: He emptied a glass of water over me once when I made a joke about his outfit

 

jisung!!!: yeah because THAT was actually a sensitive issue!!!

 

MinHET: Okay, never make fun of Jisung's outfit

MinHET: Noted

 

jisung!!!: exactly ^.^

jisung!!!: ajkdshfd okay i've taken up enough of your time now, does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about today?

 

Binnie: I don't, actually

 

Felly: not today ^.^

 

innie!!!: me neither

 

Dad: I was kinda hoping one of you would have something to bring up, because I don't have anything

 

Hyuni: Yeah same

 

Sugmin: I don't have anything today

 

MinHET: Good thing Jisungie had something to talk about then, because I don't have anything to add either

 

jisung!!!: ajkdshfks

jisung!!!: thanks everyone for listening to me today, and i'm sorry for monopolizing this support sunday

 

MinHET: We literally just said that we have nothing to say, but ok

 

Dad: You don't have to apologize! If someone else had something to bring up, they would have

Dad: It's okay : )

 

jisung!!!: thank you guys again

 

Dad: It's not a problem <3

 

Sugmin: Thanks for telling us about all of this

 

jisung!!!: thanks for listening <3

Notes:

fun fact, this was one of the first chapters i wrote for this fic

Chapter 21: BABY

Summary:

Binnie: I feel like as an artist, you shouldn't support illegal streams of songs

jisung!!!: FUCK CAPITALISM

Dad: He has a point

Chapter Text

Sunday 10:28 pm

[Private chat]: Dad, Binnie

 

Binnie: Maybe this sounds dumb, but I'm sure that Jisung was lying earlier

 

Dad: Why would you think that??!

Dad: He just opened up to us, what makes you think he's lying about it??

 

Binnie: Not about what he went through!

Binnie: Just one specific thing

 

Dad: Okay, but why would you think he's lying?

 

Binnie: I can't explain it, I just have this really strong feeling that he was

 

Dad: Is it important?

 

Binnie: What do you mean?

 

Dad: If we was lying about ONE thing, does that really matter to you?

 

Binnie: No, it's not like that!

Binnie: I'm just worried about him and I wanna make sure he's fine

 

Dad: Oh, okay

 

Binnie: I asked if he was doing drugs and he said that he stopped, but I don't believe that

Binnie: I can't explain why but I get that feeling

 

Dad: Maybe he was lying, maybe he wasn't

Dad: You said it's just a feeling

Dad: Feelings aren't always right

 

Binnie: Yeah

 

Dad: If he wants to tell us more about it, he will, otherwise we shouldn't bother him about it

Dad: Okay?

 

Binnie: Yeah that's true

Binnie: I didn't mean to come across as if I thought I was entitled to know all his deepest secrets, I really am just worried about him

 

Dad: You're allowed to be, it proves that you care! Just don't let it become something that makes you trust him less, okay?

 

Binnie: You're right

 

Dad: He doesn't need us to worry about him all the time, but we'll be there when he opens up because that's all we can do, okay?

 

Binnie: Yeah, that's true

Binnie: Thanks for making me less worried haha

 

Dad: No problem! And it's okay to be worried, as long as you know how to deal with it

 

Binnie: Thanks for helping with that <3

 

Dad: <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 4:33 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!:

innie!!!: i bet this is what minho reads before he goes to bed every night

 

MinHET: ;)

 

jisung!!!: HAPY MEME MONDAY!! .D

 

Felly: HAPPY MEME MONDAY <3 <3 <3

 

Hyuni: HAPPY MEME MONDAY GUYS OMG MY FAVOITE HOLDAY IS BACK <3

 

MinHET: Okay, but while we're on the topic of bitches

MinHET:

 

jisung!!!: that's one of my fav meme formats tbh!

jisung!!!: i have a similar one .D

jisung!!!:

 

Binnie: Happy meme Monday! Those are some spicy memes you've got there

 

jisung!!!: sPICY SAUCE BOYS!!!!

 

Binnie: oHMYGOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!!

 

Dad: God, please no

Dad: No more spicy sauce boys

 

Felly: lmao wtf??

 

jisung!!!: me chan and changbin have a rap group called Spicy Sauce Boys! .D

 

Dad: NO WE DONT

 

Binnie: It's true! We even have producer/rapper names for it!

 

MinHET: Please don't tell me you've named yourselves after different spices...

 

jisung!!!: omg

jisung!!!: chan literally said the exact same thing when we came up with this idea

 

Binnie: LOL no we're not named after spices (but only because Chan didn't let us)

 

Hyuni: Ooh cool! Please hit me up with the link whenever you post a song

 

jisung!!!: ofc hyuni <3

 

Hyuni: <3

 

innie!!!: wait will i have to buy your music?

innie!!!: because

innie!!!:

 

jisung!!!: LMAO NO fuck capitalism, stream our songs illegally please!

 

innie!!!: okay ^.^

 

Binnie: Lmao Jisung

Binnie: I feel like as an artist, you shouldn't support illegal streams of songs

 

jisung!!!: FUCK CAPITALISM

 

Dad: He has a point

Dad: I agree with Jisung

 

MinHET: I would illegally stream your songs any day Sungie <3

 

jisung!!!: awww thank you so much <3

 

MinHET:

 

Sugmin: I just opened my phone

Sugmin: I think I'm just gonna turn it off again...

 

Hyuni: Seungmin! Hi! :D

 

Sugmin: Hello Hyunjin! How chaotic is everyone today?

 

Hyuni: Oh you know, the usual

Hyuni: but today is a little extra spicy because we just found out that Chan, Changbin & Jisung named themselves after spicy sauce

 

Sugmin: What spicy sauce? Sriracha?

 

Dad: WAIT

Dad: wait...

Dad: Wait...

 

Hyuni: No, just spicy sauce in general! Their name is literally Spicy Sauce Boys!

 

Sugmin: I hope people call them SSB because I don't think I can bring myself to say those words out loud

Sugmin: I don't even wanna type them :/

 

Dad: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Dad: Wait

Dad: Wait...

 

MinHET: What exactly are we waiting for?

 

Dad: I had an idea!

 

MinHET: Okay...?

 

Dad: SRIRACHA

 

MinHET: Sorry Chan, that already exists

MinHET: It wasn't your idea

 

Dad: THREE spicy sauce boys

Dad: THREE rachas

Dad: THREERACHA

 

jisung!!!: omg wait

 

Binnie: 3RACHA

 

jisung!!!: THAT LOOKS GOOD OMG!

 

Sugmin: ooh that's better

Sugmin: I could actually say that out loud without being embarrassed!

 

Dad: New group name? : )

 

Binnie: new group name!

 

jisung!!!: new group name! .D

 

innie!!!: cool, good job guys

innie!!!: can we go back to the meme monday now?

 

jisung!!!: lmao of course innie!

 

innie!!!: nice :D

 

jisung!!!: ooooh i actually have another meme for minho!

jisung!!!: here u go babe

jisung!!!:

 

MinHET: CAT 😍❣️✨💗💞💖💫❤️

 

jisung!!!: UwU

 

MinHET: I have one for you too

MinHET:

 

Hyuni: Ohmygod you literally saw each other two days ago

 

jisung!!!: jksdfhdsafghkashfgasfsag

jisung!!!: minho

jisung!!!: private chat

 

Felly: oh my god WHAT????

 

Hyuni: Is Jisung making moves or what's happening???

 

Binnie: I don't know but I ship it <3

 

innie!!!: maybe this time i don't hate feelings

 

Binnie: Even Innie likes it! That's the highest form of praise

 

innie!!!: yeah yeah okay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 5:03 pm

[Private chat]: jisung!!!, MinHET

 

jisung!!!: Hey so

jisung!!!: i don't wanna make anything weird or whatever haha

jisung!!!: but how much of this is a joke to you?

jisung!!!: cause like

jisung!!!: i can't tell if you're flirting with me jokingly or not...?

 

MinHET: If I'm only flirting with someone as a joke, it doesn't continue for several weeks

 

jisung!!!: okay, so??

jisung!!!: what does that mean for you and me??

 

MinHET: I wouldn't flirt with the same one person over and over again if it was a joke

 

jisung!!!: so wait

jisung!!!: you've flirted with me over and over again, and never with anyone else in the gc

 

MinHET: Yes

 

jisung!!!: so like

jisung!!!: it's not a joke??

jisung!!!: or is it??

 

MinHET: Oh god I'm gonna have to say it

 

jisung!!!: yes, that would be very nice! i don't wanna assume anything

 

MinHET: I think I've pretty much spelled it out for you at this point, though

MinHET: There's not a lot left to be assumed

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah?? i think you just don't wanna say it outright

 

MinHET: It's not like you've said anything outright, either!

 

jisung!!!: okay, maybe not

jisung!!!: i think i'm obvious though?

 

MinHET: I think I'm obvious, too

 

jisung!!!: but what if that was just your personality and i assumed that your flirting wasn't a joke? then it would be really awkward

 

MinHET: Awkward isn't bad

 

jisung!!!: true

jisung!!!: kjhdsjkhfs okay we got off track

jisung!!!: so... your flirting is not a joke?

 

MinHET: No, it's not

MinHET: Or I think it started that way maybe? Or like, half joking

 

jisung!!!: am i high or is this actually happening right now

 

MinHET: JISUNG

 

jisung!!!: i'm not high right now, calm down!!

jisung!!!: ajdfhs this just doesn't feel real

 

MinHET: Come over to my place?

 

jisung!!!: now?

 

MinHET: Yeah, obviously

 

jisung!!!: dude remember who you're talking to

jisung!!!: obvious things aren't obvious when you have ✨anxiety✨ that thinks maybe you're just reading too much into things

 

MinHET: DUDE

MinHET: Did you really just dudezone me after all of that?? Cause I'm actually offended

 

jisung!!!: KJDHFSJDFKSH MINHO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

jisung!!!: cmon baby, don't be mad! it was just pure instinct!

 

MinHET: It got better when you called me baby, but then you said that you want to call me dude on instinct and it got worse again

 

jisung!!!: BABY

jisung!!!: i just meant that it's part of my natural vocabulary aksdhfjadsf

jisung!!!: baby i didn't mean to dudezone you pls dont be mad <3

jisung!!!:

 

MinHET: Okay, you've redeemed yourself

MinHET: Come over now?

 

jisung!!!: oh ive been on my way since you asked the first time

 

MinHET: Don't trip on the curb again

 

jisung!!!: that was ONE TIME ohmygod please let me live!!

 

MinHET: Sorry cutie ;)

 

jisung!!!: skhdsjfsdhfskjfds

jisung!!!: do you want me to throw a rock at your window?

 

MinHET: Why is that even a question?? Please don't

 

jisung!!!: ok :(

 

MinHET: Wait are you here already??

 

jisung!!!: i might have rushed a little

jisung!!!: FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE IM LITERALLY WEARING THE CLOTHES I SLEEP IN

 

MinHET: I hope you don't sleep naked...

MinHET: Or on second thought, maybe I do hope you sleep naked ;)

 

jisung!!!: i sleep in sweatpants and a tank top, which you would know if you looked out your window

 

MinHET: I don't see you there?

 

jisung!!!: yeah thats cause i'm in the building now

jisung!!!: open your door, im coming to (maybe) kiss you (if you let me)!

 

MinHET: Well then come over here and ask me ;)

Chapter 22: Oh? ;)

Summary:

Binnie: Is it just me or are Minho and Jisung a lot less subtle about their flirting these days?

Sugmin: I don't think they were ever subtle about it...

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tuesday 12:14 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: the wind is trying to make me flash

 

Dad: ...what?

 

Felly: the wind is about to blow my skirt up and make me flash my dick for the entire fucking campus

Felly: wtf is this weather??

Felly: this should not be allowed

 

MinHET: Are you not wearing underwear or what?

 

Felly: yes i am, but still :(

 

jisung!!!: this is why you should always wear security shorts under your skirt

 

Felly: is that an actual thing or are thos just regular shorts??

 

jisung!!!: idk?

jisung!!!: i have some bike shorts that are very short, so i usually just put those on under my skirts

 

Felly: ooh maybe i should do that!^^

 

jisung!!!: yeah lol, it makes you way less terrified of flashing in front of everyone just because it's a little windy out

 

Felly: lmao

 

MinHET: Sungieee

MinHET: Why have I never seen you in a skirt? :(

 

jisung!!!: oHMYGOD DONT POUT I CANT HANDLE THAT

 

MinHET: :((

 

jisung!!!: shit okay calm down

jisung!!!: i'm sitting by stage 5, you know, in the entrance to the dance and music building??

jisung!!!: and i'm wearing a skirt

 

MinHET: I'm zooming over there right now ;)

 

Binnie: Is it just me or are Minho and Jisung a lot less subtle about their flirting these days?

 

Sugmin: I don't think they were ever subtle about it...

 

innie!!!: seungmin has a point

innie!!!: minho being excited to see jisung in a skirt is one of the most subtle things they've done

 

Binnie: Okay MAYBE, but there's something funky with this, I'm calling it now!

 

MinHET: ;)

 

jisung!!!: okay sorry for changing the topic but i can't belive my boyfriend's name in the chat is still HET

jisung!!!: like the guy has a boyfriend, how is he a HET?

 

Dad: wait WHAT????

 

Felly: UR BOYFREN????!?!?

 

Hyuni: SINCE WHEN IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND??

 

Sugmin: Oh wow I wasn't expecting that! Congrats!

 

Binnie: I FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!

 

innie!!!: not surprised tbh

innie!!!: but congrats guys! i'm happy for you!

 

Felly: no but wait ACTUALLY??

 

Dad: How did this happen? Were you dating already when you had that whole flirting thing yesterday? Or was that what started this?

 

Hyuni: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

 

Binnie: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US!!

 

jisung!!!: okay everyone calm down lol!

jisung!!!: it happened after we went to private chat yesterday, no we weren't dating before that, yes that was what started this

 

Felly: i cant belive u didnt panic text me abt minho yesteday!! u always do that!!

 

jisung!!!: ajdshfsjhdf dont expose me!!!

 

MinHET: Oh? ;)

 

Felly: jhsdgdhs i'm sorry but you DO!

Felly: ive had so many text convos with you when you were freaking out over minho

 

jisung!!!: i didn't really have time yesterday! we talked in private chat and then i went over to his apartment

 

Hyuni: OMG

 

MinHET: I am very interested in seeing these conversations

 

jisung!!!: no you're NOT shut up!

jisung!!!: anyway yeah that happened .D

 

Dad: I'm so happy for you both, oh my GOD it feels like two of my children are getting married :')

 

MinHET: Okay calm down, we're not your children

 

jisung!!!: i'm actually your grandchild

 

Dad: Right...

Dad: I still hate that, just so you know

 

jisung!!!: i know ^.^

 

Hyuni: Does this mean you two are going to be insufferable in the group chat from now on?

 

jisung!!!: bro

jisung!!!: we've BEEN insufferable in the group chat already!

 

Hyuni: That is a very fair point, you're absolutely right

 

Sugmin: It couldn't possible get any worse

 

Binnie: dONT JINX IT!!!

 

MinHET: I hope you know that both me and Jisung take that as a personal challenge

MinHET: You think it can't get any worse? Just wait and see ;)

 

Binnie: SEUNGMIN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?

 

Sugmin: Sometimes I don't consider my words before I type them and send them

Sugmin: I don't regret it tho

 

Binnie: BRO I will literally kill you, Minho and Jisung are gonna be so annoying now

 

Sugmin:

 

Binnie: SEUNGMIIIIIIN

 

jisung!!!: being annoying is in my DNA, so that's not seungmin's fault

jisung!!!: also lmao you're more annoying than i am

 

Binnie: RUDE???

 

jisung!!!: no not rude, it's just the truth

 

MinHET: Sometimes the truth is rude

 

jisung!!!: you're right, my mistake

jisung!!!: it's rude AND true! .D

 

Binnie: I see you're back at it again with the ugliest fucking smileys in the history of ever

 

jisung!!!: DUDE dont be fukcing ableist!!!!!

 

Binnie: hOW IS THAT AN ABLEIST THING TO SAY????

 

jisung!!!: i'm bringing some representation to this gc by including smileys that only have one eye!! are you saying that smileys need two eyes to be pretty!! well FUCK YOU!!

 

Sugmin: I gotta say, I like how half the group chat went dead as soon as binnie started talking

 

Binnie: Why does god hate me

 

Sugmin: I'm not god, but thanks! It's true that do hate you a lot :)

 

Binnie: what are you saying and wHY ARE YOU THANKING ME????

 

Sugmin: You said that god hates you

Sugmin: I hate you

Sugmin: In conclusion, I am god

Sugmin: I'm thanking you because I'm grateful that you recognize my righteous power and holyness!

 

Binnie: Stfu that's not even a real word

 

Sugmin: I'm an expert on languages and I say that real words don't exist, it's all just gibberish that we've assigned meaning to

Sugmin: And I'm assigning meaning to that string of gibberish, which makes it a word

 

Binnie: NO STOP

 

jisung!!!: he's not wrong tho

 

Binnie: WHERE DID EVERYONE ELSE GO I'M TIRED OF YOU GUYS AND YOUR BULLSHIT

 

MinHET: You're not special, everyone else already got tired of us

MinHET: That's why they left

 

Sugmin: Or maybe it's the middle of a day when we all have classes and they just left because they had other places to be?

 

MinHET: Nah, it's because they hate us

 

Sugmin: Ok.

Sugmin: But also, I just wanna add that if everyone else was still here they would not stop us from bullying you, Changbin

Sugmin: They would join in <3

 

jisung!!!: on behalf of hyunjin felix and jeongin, i agree with that

 

Sugmin: They would definitely bully you just as much as we do

 

MinHET: Chan maybe wouldn't join in but he also wouldn't stop us

MinHET: He would be laughing too much

 

Binnie:

 

jisung!!!: LMAO YES

 

Binnie: welp!

Binnie: I knew exactly what to expect when I opened this group chat but somehow I was still disappointed

 

Sugmin: That's on you, you shouldn't have had any expectations

 

Binnie: Yup!

 

jisung!!!: maybe next time don't

 

Binnie: don't...?

 

jisung!!!: just don't

 

Binnie: Don't do WHAT??

 

jisung!!!: idk, just don't

 

Binnie: Okay then...

Binnie: Thanks for today everyone, I don't have classes or anywhere to be for a while still but I don't feel like sticking around!

Binnie: The vibes are simply Not Right™

 

Sugmin: Bye Beanie

 

Binnie: ...

 

Sugmin: Would you believe me if I told you that my phone autocorrected that?

 

Binnie: :/

 

Sugmin set Binnie's name to Beanie

 

Sugmin: It's cute <3

 

Beanie: OKAY BYE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 12:56 pm

[Private chat]: Beanie, Sugmin

 

Sugmin: Let me know if we ever take our teasing too far

 

Beanie: Awww you actually care about me?

 

Sugmin: :/

 

Beanie: CUTE

 

Beanie set Sugmin's name to Softmin

 

Beanie: UwU

 

Softmin: FUCK YOU

Softmin: But also, I'm serious

Softmin: Sometimes you'll have bad days and I hope you can tell us when you don't want us to tease you

 

Beanie: It's okay, it's funny! As long as it's not all the time

 

Softmin: Yeah

Softmin: Promise you'll say something if we ever cross a line?

 

Beanie: I promise that I'll tell someone at some point if anything bothers me

 

Softmin: ...that is a bit vague, but I'll allow it

 

Beanie: Thank you Softmin! <3

 

Softmin: ...

Softmin: <3

Notes:

i remember when i wrote this chapter, i thought it was so boring and i actually kind of hated it. looking back at it now, i realize the only reason i thought that was because i was tired. don’t trust your own judgment when you’re sleep deprived guys! youre just being bitchy because youre tired!

yes i’m mostly speaking to myself but maybe someone else is the same so remember! don’t trust your judgment when youre tired!

Chapter 23: Phobia

Summary:

Beanie: Good vibes are coming and there's NOTHING you can do to stop them!

Beanie: You will smile

Beanie: It will be a genuine smile :)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Thursday 10:25 pm

[Private chat]: Hyunjin!, Chan!

 

Hyunjin!: Hi, can I talk to you about something?

 

Chan!: Of course, anything!

Chan!: What's up Hyuni?

 

Hyunjin!: This might sound a little silly, and I guess it is??

Hyunjin!: I literally have no reason to think like this but I'm a bit scared that one day, everyone will just forget the group chat and stop talking in it

Hyunjin!: Or maybe that we will start using it less and less until we never talk to each other

 

Chan!: That's not a silly thing to be afraid of! You don't wanna lose your friends, of course your feelings are valid

 

Hyunjin!: Yeah I know, it just seems like such a weird time to bring it up

Hyunjin!: It's not like anyone has been talking about leaving the gc or anything, everyone is still active super often

 

Chan!: Maybe it's because of how fast we all became really close to each other, that you're scared we can fall apart just as fast?

 

Hyunjin!: Yeah exactly! That's it

Hyunjin!: Or part of it, at least

Hyunjin!: I don't think it's going to happen but I still worry about it, if that makes sense??

 

Chan!: I get what you mean, but fears aren't always logical or realistic so don't invalidate your emotions just because you think they seem silly

 

Hyunjin!: Ajshddf I know

Hyunjin!: This really isn't like me at all, but I just feel so uneasy about it

 

Chan!: I think we've all felt that way at some point

 

Hyunjin!: You have?

 

Chan!: Yeah! I mean, personally I've definitely felt like that

Chan!: In the beginning, I used to worry that some of you felt obligated to stay in the group chat and that you weren't actually getting anything out of it

 

Hyunjin!: WHAT?? That's so far from the truth!!

 

Chan!: I know that now, and I think I knew it back then as well, but my feelings and my thoughts weren't on the same page

Chan!: It happens sometimes

Chan!: Even if I pretended not to be bothered, I did feel a bit worried

 

Hyunjin!: Why didn't you tell us??

 

Chan!: Like you said, it felt silly and I knew there wasn't really anything you could say that would prove that my feelings were false

Chan!: I needed a bit of time to realize that all of you liked being there

Chan!: Now I don't feel that way anymore : )

 

Hyunjin!: Well that's good!

 

Chan!: Do you know what you need to realize that your fear of everyone leaving is just a fear, and that it won't actually happen?

 

Hyunjin!: I'm not sure

Hyunjin!: Time, maybe?

Hyunjin!: You could all promise me that you won't leave, but those are just words until you prove that they're true

 

Chan!: That makes sense, I get that

Chan!: Hey, I had an idea!

 

Hyunjin!: Hm?

 

Chan!: Maybe we could have a support Sunday when we talk about fears?

Chan!: Obviously I won't force you to tell everyone else about this, but we all have fears and it could be nice for all of us to get some support!

 

Hyunjin!: Ooh yes! That sounds like a super cool idea! I'd be down

 

Chan!: Okay good! I'll ask the others later : )

 

Hyunjin!: I think I know that you guys won't leave all of a sudden with no explanation

Hyunjin!: It's just a feeling

Hyunjin!: Or like, I'm not trying to minimize my feelings! But that's all it is, you know? A fear, a feeling

 

Chan!: Yeah! exactly

 

Hyunjin!: Thank you Chan <3

 

Chan!: It's absolutely no problem! <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11:50 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Beanie: Going from "I just wanna be happier" (BTS - Blue & gray) and then straight into "And you're gonna be happy" (BTS - 00:00) is such an experience

Beanie: Like, yes! You want to be happy, and you WILL be happy again!

 

jisung!!!: thats actually such a good emotinoal support song

 

Beanie: This fear and despair will not last forever! Good days are coming your way!

 

innie!!!: why does that lowkey sound like a threat?

 

Beanie: Good vibes are coming and there's NOTHING you can do to stop them!

Beanie: You will smile

Beanie: It will be a genuine smile :)

 

Felly: aww thats actually such a sweet thought

 

Beanie: And you wanna know the best part about it?

Beanie: It's true

Beanie: You will be happy again

Beanie: Tomorrow, in a week, in a month... Good days will come your way

 

Dad: Hey everyone! Speaking of feeling fear and despair

Dad: I had an idea for our next support Sunday!

 

Felly: oooh an idea! :D

 

Dad: Yeah! What if we talked a bit about fears?

Dad: Of course you can still share if there's anything else you wanna talk about, but I thought we could focus on that, if you're all down for it

 

Felly: that sounds great!!

 

Beanie: I really like that idea!

 

Dad: It doesn't have to be deep, you could just talk about how much you hate bugs if that's what you want

Dad: But it could also be serious

Dad: Everyone has fears and it can be scary to talk about them, but everyone here has always been really supportive, I don't think this would be any different

 

jisung!!!: true! im' down for a fear themed support sunday

 

innie!!!: me too

 

Dad: Great! : )

Dad: By the way, are Minho and Seungmin here?

Dad: I already told Hyunjin about my idea so I know he's okay with it, but I'd like to hear what everyone has to say

 

innie!!!: i'm pretty sure seungmin has some type of test or presentation or something today

 

Dad: Ah okay, I'll check with him later then

Dad: Minho?

 

jisung!!!: uhm

 

Dad: ...

Dad: Jisung, where's Minho?

 

jisung!!!: why would i know????

 

Dad: 1. Because you just said "uhm"

Dad: 2. You're dating him

Dad: 3. You're the person in this group chat who was with him most recently, from what I know

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah lol that's true

 

Dad: So do you know where he is?

 

jisung!!!: he fell asleep in the dance studio with me hehe

jisung!!!: i'm not gonna wake him up btw, he's really tired and also super cute

jisung!!!: and i also dont wanna experience his rage if i wake him up too soon

 

Dad: Ah okay

Dad: When he wakes up, can you ask him about the support Sunday thing?

 

jisung!!!: of course ^_^

 

Dad: Thanks!

 

Beanie: Chan and Jisung, do you wanna meet in the music studio later? I just had some lyric ideas

 

jisung!!!: omg yes okay! sounds fun .D

 

Dad: Of course! What type of lyrics are you thinking?

 

Beanie: Something about fears

Beanie: Like a phobia?

 

jisung!!!: ooh that has a lot of potential

jisung!!!: phobia~~

 

Dad: Yeah sure! 5 pm?

 

Beanie: Sounds good!

 

jisung!!!: yay! a plan was made ^_^

Notes:

i thought my vocal teacher messaged me and said "what the fuck" but turns out it was just sheet music for a song called "what the fuck". i thought she was pissed at me for a second lol

Chapter 24: here, queer and filled with fear!

Summary:

Dad: Uhm yeah? He's the second youngest

Beanie: I thought that was Felix???

jisung!!!: lmao beanie doesnt know our birthdays

Chapter Text

Sunday 8:00 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: im here, i'm queer and i'm filled with fear!

Felly: as we all are, for different things ^_^

 

Dad: Haha true! Everyone is afraid of something

 

jisung!!!: everyone is afraid of something, i just so happen to be afraid of many things .)

 

Hyuni: Lmao mood

 

MinHET: Fear? What's that?

MinHET: Isn't that a seventeen song?

 

Hyuni: LMAO

 

Dad: Oookay, let's get back on track! : )

Dad: I thought about it but I'm not really sure what the best way to do this support Sunday is?

 

Felly: we could just go in a circle and everyne gets to talk about whatever they want ^_^

 

Dad: Right! If that's cool with everyone, we could just go in age order or something?

Dad: Youngest to oldest just to spice things up

 

MinHET: Spicy ;)

 

Dad: Yes, spicy ;)

Dad: But for real

Dad: You don't have to talk about fears, but if you're willing to open up about what you're afraid of, please do!

Dad: It can be as deep as you want

Dad: Bugs or abandonment, whatever fear you wanna talk about!

 

jisung!!!: oki doki! sounds good!

 

innie!!!: am i going first then?

 

Dad: If that's okay with you?

 

innie!!!: yup

 

Dad: Then yes, please start!

 

innie!!!: okay so

innie!!!: yall already know i'm an empath and that i'm allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion /hj

innie!!!: and uhm

innie!!!: this might sound kinda stupid but feelings scare me? a little bit?

 

Hyuni: Don't invalidate your own fears! They're not stupid!

 

Dad: Hyunjin is right, some fears are illogical but they're never too stupid or too silly to be taken seriously

 

innie!!!: ajshdjfds,, okay yeah

innie!!!: it's just that a lot of people say that your power is supposed to be your "strength" or whatever, but being an empath has never made me feel stronger in any way?

innie!!!: i wouldn't say that feelings are my strength, at all

innie!!!: so i guess that's why it feels stupid to be afraid of them

 

Beanie: It's okay to be afraid of your power as long as you remember that sometimes, feelings are just feelings

Beanie: Not in an invalidating way, but in the sense that they shouldn't get to dictate how you feel about your power or about yourself

 

innie!!!: oh that's true

innie!!!: thanks for saying that

 

Dad: He's right!

 

Hyuni: Feelings are just feelings~~

 

Felly: that sounds like something my mum would embroider and put on the wall

Felly: lmao

 

Beanie: It's true though!

 

jisung!!!: it really is

 

innie!!!: but yeah, i guess that's something i'm afraid of

innie!!!: it gets better every day though! and this gc has helped a lot! ^.^

 

Felly: aww im glad you get support <3

 

Dad: Yes! <3

 

innie!!!: its not like it dictates my life or anything, i just get a bit uncomfy in some situations

innie!!!: but ive been trying to start small by watching emotional movies to get more used to emotions!

 

Dad: That's a really good idea! Starting with small things and getting used to something you're afraid of, that's really good

 

innie!!!: yeah! ^.^

innie!!!: anyway thats it for me, thanks for listening

 

Felly: thanks for telling us <3

 

Dad: Seungminnie, you're up!

 

Beanie: Wait what

 

Dad: Uhm yeah? He's the second youngest

 

Beanie: Wait WHAT????

Beanie: I thought that was Felix???

 

jisung!!!: lmao beanie doesnt know our brithdays

 

Sugmin: Honestly, I'm impressed that Chan does

Sugmin: And that he can remember them backwards as well!

 

Felly: yeah thats really imprissive!! ^_^

 

Dad: Lol yeah but ANYWAY!

Dad: Minnie's turn to talk : )

 

Sugmin: Well, I don't really have a lot to say

 

Dad: That's okay! You don't have to talk about fears if you don't want, it could be anything

Dad: Or nothing at all if you'd rather just listen today!

 

Sugmin: Maybe...?

Sugmin: I mean, I guess I just don't really know what I'm most afraid of

Sugmin: Obviously I'm not fearless but I have no idea how to explain it or even what the cause of it is

 

Dad: You could just ramble about it if you want? Sometimes that can help you figure it out

 

Sugmin: Thank you, but I don't think I want to, at least not right now

Sugmin: I'll just listen today, I think

 

Dad: That's perfectly fine! <3

 

jisung!!!: then its felly's turn! .D

 

Dad: Yup! Felix, wanna talk about your fears?

 

Felly: yo waddup broskis

Felly: im not sure how to say this but uhh

Felly: im a bit scared that people are gonna leave??

Felly: like, that friends are gonna leave me or whatever

 

Hyuni: Not true but your feelings are still valid <3

 

innie!!!: second that <3

 

Felly: ajdhfjd thank you!

Felly: but i guess part of it might be because of my power?

Felly: like, i know people dont trust me and i try my best not to use my power on anyone but sometimes i fail and it upsets them

Felly: and im not really mad that some people avoid me because id do te same thing if i were them!

 

Dad: You're doing your best already by having changed the way you talk, and that's good enough

 

Felly: haha yeah i guess what im trying to say is just that im a bit afraid that i will mess up and hurt people i care about with my power

Felly: or that they wont be able to be friends with me because its scary or whatever

 

jisung!!!: i could never stop being your friend beause of that

jisung!!!: i mean, i'm the same

 

Felly: <3

 

jisung!!!: <3

 

Beanie: We all know that you didn't chose that power yourself

Beanie: None of you did

Beanie: And sure, sometimes you will mess up, but it will never be something that defines you

 

Felly: thank you for saying that <3

 

MinHET: Beanie is right, you didn't chose your power and you're handling it to the best of your abilities

MinHET: You're doing good enough and none of us will leave if you accidentally use your power on us

 

Felly: hearing that doesnt relly stop me from worrying but its good to hear! thank you!

 

Dad: Right! Words are just words until you prove that you actually mean them, no matter how genuine they are

 

Felly: true ^_^

Felly: but yeah, sungie can talk now if he wants?

 

jisung!!!: oki doki!

 

MinHET: Sidenote but I've actually started saying "oki doki" to people after hearing Jisung and Felix say it so much

MinHET: I never said that before I met them

 

Felly: omg we exntanded your vucabulery!! ^O^

 

MinHET: That’s right! You did

MinHET: Anyway, Jisung was gonna speak :)

 

jisung!!!: okay hi

jisung!!!: im afraid of a lot of things?

jisung!!!: like, people?? are very scary i guess

jisung!!!: and a lot of it is because my power, so yeah

jisung!!!: people are scary

 

Dad: Because of the things you've heard when reading their minds?

 

jisung!!!: i mean, yeah?? a little bit??

jisung!!!: all the traumatic things i told yall about before, that's part of the reason why people are scary

jisung!!!: but also, they just are scary? even if i dont think they have scary thoughts

jisung!!!: idk, this isnt making a lot of sense, i'm sorry

 

Hyuni: No no, it's fine! Sometimes your feelings don't make sense but that doesn't mean they're not valid <3

 

Sugmin: Sometimes it's difficult to explain or even to understand how you feel about something

Sugmin: You don't have to make us understand, just try to express yourself

 

jisung!!!: ajdhds okay

jisung!!!: i guess i'm also a bit scared of myself, because i know that i could do really bad things with this power

jisung!!!: like, i could go through people's minds and use the stuff against them

jisung!!!: ive never actually done that but i COULD and that's scary to think about

 

Hyuni: I think the fact that you're afraid of that proves you would never do it

Hyuni: or even if you did, you would feel bad about it

 

Dad: Yeah! If you were fine with going through someone else's mind without consent, I would be a bit wary of you, but you just said that you're not

 

Beanie: The way you use your power says more about you than what your power is

 

jisung!!!: ajhfs yeah thats probably true

jisung!!!: thank u guys <3

jisung!!!: anyway i dont have a lot to say, hyuni can talk

 

Hyuni: I wasnt sure if I actually wanted to talk about this today, but I told Chan a few days ago and that's why he came up with the fear theme in the first place

 

innie!!!: ooh im curious to know what inspired that!

 

Hyuni: I know it's not very relevant or even a realistic fear but I was worried that this group would fall apart? Like, that all of us would just stop being friends out of nowhere?

Hyuni: Part of it is because of how fast we became friends so I'm worried that we could lose each other just as fast

Hyuni: And I've had a few days to think about this, which is why I know why I feel this way now haha

Hyuni: But I guess it just felt too good to be true? And it was a bit too sudden so my brain tells me that maybe it's not real even though I know that it is

 

innie!!!: brains are dumb sometimes

 

Hyuni: LMAO, felt that!

 

Beanie: Chan and Jisung and I wrote a song about that earlier this week

 

innie!!!: ...about brains being dumb??

 

Beanie: NO NO

Beanie: A song about being afraid people will leave you!

Beanie: It's called Phobia

 

Hyuni: Oh! Can we hear it?

 

Beanie: If Chan and Jisung are both okay with it?

 

jisung!!!: yeah .D

 

Dad: We could show it to you next week, if you wanna come to the studio?

Dad: Some of the lyrics are actually from the conversation I had with you a few days ago

 

Hyuni: Wow really???

 

Dad: Yeah! I went back and looked at that for inspiration when I was writing the lyrics

 

Hyuni: Woaaaah

 

Felly: hey wait i also wanna hear your song!!

 

MinHET: Me too

 

Dad: Asjkhjdfgd okay

Dad: You could all come to the music studio?

 

Felly: yay ^o^

 

Beanie: Hey wait we got off track, Hyuni was talking about his fear

Beanie: Please continue

 

Hyuni: Oh no I'm done! It's your turn

 

Beanie: Right

Beanie: Okay

Beanie: This isn't really a fear but I'm having a bit of a conflict with myself...?

Beanie: As much as I'm fine with not knowing my power, I wonder what it would be like if I found out what it was

Beanie: I also wonder what it will be like if I never find out

 

MinHET: Makes sense

MinHET: Everyone talks so much about powers all the time

 

Beanie: Yeah, and I'm not really afraid of finding out what my power is

Beanie: I'm also not afraid of NOT finding out my power because I don't need to know that to be complete, you know?

 

Dad: That's very true

 

Beanie: But I still wonder

 

Sugmin: Like Minho said, it makes sense

Sugmin: So many people act like it's an integral part of your identity (which it isn't!) so of course it would feel weird when you don't know what your power is

Sugmin: Not because you need to know, but because other people act like you do

 

Beanie: That's exactly it! I can't decide if I want to know or not because there's so much pressure on knowing

Beanie: I'm expected to know what it is, but I'm not sure if I actually want to

Beanie: This isn't exactly a fear but I suppose it's more of a worry?

 

Dad: I can't relate, but I definitely get what you mean

 

Hyuni: Your feelings are valid!

Hyuni: And you don't need to know what you want, if it happens, it happens

 

Beanie: Ah that's a good point

 

innie!!!: yaeah! you dont actually need to decide if you want to know or not

innie!!!: it'll happen if it happens and otherwise it won't happen ^.^

 

Beanie: LMAO, that's a funny sentence but it's also true!

 

Dad: You're the same person with or without a power

 

Felly: yup! it makes no difference to us!

 

Beanie: Thank you guys <3

Beanie: Minho it's your turn to talk

 

MinHET: Do I have to

 

Dad: Not at all! Only talk if you want to <3

Dad: And it doesn't have to be about fears unless you want us to know!

 

MinHET: I was kind of joking, but that's nice!

 

Dad: So do you wanna tell us about your fears?

 

MinHET: I'm not really down to be vulnerable right now

MinHET: But I don't like heights and that's ironic since I can fly

 

Felly: it makes sense tho

 

MinHET: Why

 

Felly: you told us that you got pshed of a rooftop so of course maybe u dont vibe with your power! or with heights in geeneral!

 

MinHET: Yeah that happened

 

Beanie: Is that why you never use your power? Because you're afraid of heights?

 

MinHET: I use my power to float up stairs

 

Beanie: LMAO that's not what I meant, but sure!

Beanie: It's a great way to avoid stairs!

 

innie!!!: flying is like a real life cheat code

 

MinHET: Lol

 

innie!!!: reality hack!

 

MinHET: But that's it for me today, next person please

 

Beanie: Bang Chan!

 

jisung!!!: channies turn <3

 

Felly: chris! ^O^

 

Dad: Haha yeah hi guys

Dad: When we decided to have a fear themed support Sunday, I was actually thinking about the same thing as Hyunjin

Dad: Being afraid of losing people

Dad: Which we already wrote a song about and kind of talked about

 

MinHET: You can talk about the same thing if that's what you want

 

Dad: I know, but I don't feel like it'll help anyone to just go over the same thing again! At least it won't help me

Dad: But I am also afraid of sleeping

Dad: Which might sound kind of ridiculous, but sleep deprivation is better than having nightmares that might come true

 

Hyuni: Your feelings are valid! But you need sleep to function!

 

Dad: Haha I know, and I do try to get some rest when I can

Dad: Maybe not a lot, but enough

 

jisung!!!: as long as u try your best <3

 

Dad: Thank you <3

 

MinHET: If you ever have nightmares, you can text us

MinHET: I'm sure at least one of us will be free to talk about it

 

Sugmin: Second that

 

innie!!!: yes! ask for help when you can! help is great!

 

Beanie: We don't even have to talk about nightmares if you don't want that

Beanie: You can just reach out to talk about whatever, if you feel like you need a distraction

 

Dad: Thank you guys, seriously

Dad: That means a lot to me

 

innie!!!: the same thing goes for everyone here!! reach out if u want, whenever u need help with ANYAHTING!!!

 

Sugmin: ^^same here

 

Felly: lol yeah i agree with innie!! ^_^

 

Beanie: I think we all do

 

jisung!!!: innie is always right

 

Dad: Debatable, but he's right this time at least!

Dad: but yeah that's all I had to say

 

innie!!!: sunday support squad meeting concluded?

 

Dad: Yeah? I guess it is : )

 

jisung!!!: thanks for today everyone see u tomororw!! <3

 

Felly: thanks for today ^O^

 

Hyuni: Thanks for today! <3

Chapter 25: Take care of yourself!

Summary:

MinHET: Have you never made bad decisions when you're tired?

Felly: not to brag but i dont even need to be tired to make bad decisions ^_^

Chapter Text

Monday 2:26 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: lol

jisung!!!: we all see minho as this independent, almost-adult person who doesn't really need anyone to look after him

jisung!!!: but he gets himself injured surprisingly often

 

Beanie: Wdym?

 

MinHET: I am literally an adult though? What do you mean ALMOST adult??

 

jisung!!!: no no, i know

jisung!!!: i meant that we almost see you as an adult!

jisung!!!: i know you are one, but we don't always see you that way 😊

 

MinHET: The way you see me literally does not affect my age?? At all??? I'm still an adult, no matter how you see me

 

jisung!!!: barely

 

Felly: i wanna know how he got injured!!

 

jisung!!!: ok so he wanted to be at the dance studio before 6 am this week! so he decided to wake up at 5!

 

Felly: ohmygod that suuuucks

 

jisung!!!: so he was trying to go to bed early the day before, right?

jisung!!!: around 9 pm he was trying to sleep

 

innie!!!: WHAT A HORROR STORY!

 

jisung!!!: but someone in his apartment building was being loud, right?

jisung!!!: so he couldn't sleep!

jisung!!!: but he was too tired to get up and tell them, so instead he just got mad and kicked the wall

jisung!!!: and he kicked it so hard that he got a bruise on his knee

 

Felly: omg MINHOOO

 

Dad: ...why

Dad: just why

 

MinHET: In my defense, I was very very tired

 

Beanie: HOW does that make it any better??

 

MinHET: Have you never made bad decisions when you're tired?

 

Felly: not to brag but i dont even need to be tired to make bad decisions ^_^

 

MinHET: Yeah okay that's fair

MinHET: but ANYWAY

MinHET: Just because I kicked a wall a bit too hard doesn't mean I need to get slandered in the group chat for it :/

 

jisung!!!: you also have a burn mark on your wrist from when you were boiling pasta two days ago

 

Dad: Omg Minho! Be careful!

 

MinHET: I was being careful!!!

 

Dad: Not careful enough!

 

MinHET: Look, Bang Chan...

MinHET: I actually don't care

 

Dad: BE CAREFUL PLEASE

Dad: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!

 

MinHET: Yeah yeah okay

 

Dad: NO, NOT OKAY! Stop getting injured so much!

 

MinHET: This was only two very small injuries though

 

jisung!!!: your finger is also bruised

 

MinHET: Jisung.

 

jisung!!!: oh god, the punctuation... it intimidates me...

jisung!!!: i will not say anything else on this matter

 

Dad: No Jisung, please continue! What else has Minho done recently?

 

jisung!!!: for the sake of staying alive, i will remain quiet

 

MinHET: Good boy ;)

 

jisung!!!: ajksdhajfdagkdhs

 

Sugmin: I can't believe how much Minho just does not care

Sugmin: It's truly inspiring

 

innie!!!: omg seungmin is back i haven't seen him in forever

 

Sugmin: Yes hello Jeongin

Sugmin: I've had a big test to study for, but now I'm done with it :)

 

MinHET:

 

jisung!!!: MINHO NO < / 3

 

Dad: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!

Dad: THIS IS A THREAT.

 

Hyuni: Hi I just got here

Hyuni: ...I think I'm just gonna leave again

 

Dad: NO DONT GO!

 

Hyuni: Why are you yelling I'm gonna cry

 

Dad: No no no I'm not yelling! I'm yelling at Minho!

 

Hyuni: But... that means you are yelling?

 

Dad: At Minho!

 

Hyuni: Then why did you say you're not yelling?

 

Dad: Ajkshdjhsfdsjh

Dad: Mayhaps I didn't think that statement through

Dad: But MOVING ON!

Dad: Minho! Be careful!

 

MinHET:

 

Beanie: I can't believe we're literally having a Meme Monday, but Minho is the only one who has sent any memes today :/

 

innie!!!: yeah lets stop talking about how irresponsible minho is and send some MEMES instead!!

 

Hyuni: Priorities

 

innie!!!: exactly!

 

jisung!!!: is it too soon for me to make jokes about drugs with you guys

 

innie!!!: nope, go ahead ^.^

 

jisung!!!:

 

innie!!!: LMFAO

 

Beanie: It's the awful cropping for me

 

Felly: thats so funny!

Felly: here i have one about yeets ^_^

Felly:

 

innie!!!: LMFAO

 

Hyuni:

 

innie!!!: wait do you really wear crocs

 

Hyuni: I mean

Hyuni: Sometimes?

 

innie!!!: what the fuck

 

Felly: respect the drip karen!

 

innie!!!: crocs are not a drip

innie!!!: they are clearly a drop

 

Beanie: I can't tell if that makes sense, or if I just know you too well and that's why I know exactly what you mean

 

innie!!!: yeah tbh,,, i don't know either

 

Sugmin: Most things in this chat don't make sense

Sugmin: But everyone here is the same amount of stupid, so we know exactly what everyone else means when they say something stupid

 

Beanie: wAIT are you admitting that you're just as stupid as the rest of us???

 

Sugmin: Everyone here is stupid

 

Beanie: gasp

Beanie: YOU INDIRECTLY ADMITTED IT!

 

Sugmin: If you tell anyone else, I will deny it :)

 

Beanie: YOU STILL SAID IT <3

 

jisung!!!: smartmin isn't stupid though

jisung!!!: his name is literally smartmin

 

Beanie: It literally isn't?

 

innie!!!: in the cool kids group chat, it is!

 

Beanie: WHAT

 

jisung!!!: lol why is that surprising to you?

jisung!!!: he's smart and puns are fun!

 

Felly: omg guys wait i just had an pephihpahny!

Felly: sorry this is unrelated but i have to say it

 

Sugmin: You mean an epiphany?

 

Felly: yes!

Felly: heres my epiphany

Felly: this is all of us as emojis! (sorry to binnie for being an android user)

 

Beanie: It's okay, I think I'll get most of them somewhat accurate

 

Felly: okay here we go!

Felly: chris - 😊

Felly: minho - 😏

Felly: binnie - 😩

Felly: hyuni - 😱

Felly: sungie - 😗

Felly: seungmin - 😐

Felly: innie - 😇

 

Dad: That's actually pretty accurate

Dad: Thanks Lix!

 

Felly: ^O^

 

innie!!!: then this one would be felix - 😄

 

Felly: aww thank you!!

 

Sugmin: Cute

 

Hyuni: What a wholesome meme Monday! :D

 

Felly: the wholesomest <3

 

Hyuni: <3

Chapter 26: Relationship goals

Summary:

Dad: I vividly remember threatening your life

MinHET: And I vividly remember telling you that I don't care ;)

Dad: MINHO PLEASE

Notes:

i know i already responded to everyone but thanks for sending me animal pictures after last chapter!! i really appreciate it ❤️

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Wednesday 4:56 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

MinHET: This is it

MinHET: JISUNG, I'm breaking up with you

 

jisung!!!: lmao no you're not

 

MinHET: :/

 

Dad: What's happening what's going on? Is everything ok?

 

MinHET: No

 

jisung!!!: yes ☺️💞

 

MinHET: JISUNG is forcing me to play roblox with him and I have no idea what I'm doing

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO WATCH HIM STRUGGLE LMFAOOOO

 

MinHET: What the FUCK happened to my sandwich, JISUNG???

 

Beanie: ...did I come in at a weird time?

 

innie!!!: it's always a weird time in this gc

 

Beanie: True

 

jisung!!!: we were playing adopt me in roblox, and minho couldn't figure out how to eat his sandwich in the game

jisung!!!: then he accidentally ate the sandwich and started asking me where it went

jisung!!!: it was really funny to watch lmao

 

MinHET: BUT WHY DID MY DOG EAT MY ICECREAM CONE????

 

jisung!!!: minho pls

jisung!!!: calm down lol

 

MinHET: AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SANDWICH?????

 

Felly: lowkey wanna start playing roblox just to watch minho freak out over how the game works, lol

 

MinHET: AND WHY CAN'T I CHOSE IF I GET A CAT OR A DOG????? HUH?????

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah that's another funny thing that happened!

jisung!!!: minho brought a pet, and you can either get a cat or a dog but it's random so you can't decide which one you get

 

Hyuni: Aww no < / 3

 

jisung!!!: minho said that he wanted a cat, but he got a dog so i was like "ok i can give you a cat! it's fine, you'll have both!"

jisung!!!: so then he had both a cat AND a dog

jisung!!!: and guess what he named them?

 

Beanie: Idk, Kitty?

 

jisung!!!: yes

 

Beanie: Wait really??

 

jisung!!!: yeah, he really did

jisung!!!: one is named Kitty and the other one is named Doggy

 

Felly: lmao minho

 

Hyuni: That's so basic

Hyuni: I really wasn't expecting that from Minho, he's literally not basic in the slightest

 

jisung!!!: no no no!

jisung!!!: he named the dog Kitty, and the cat is named Doggy

 

Hyuni: Ah okay, that sounds more like Minho

 

Beanie: That's so confusing wtf

 

Felly: okay but why are mino and jsiugn ltraly relatinoship goals

Felly: i aspire to have what they have <3

 

Sugmin: Most of the right letters are in there but I feel like you may have written that a BIT fast

 

innie!!!: i've seen lix text irl and he types so fast it gets blurry to me

 

Felly: jisung forcing minho to play roblox is so cute tho!!

Felly: and minho agreed to play it because hes so soft for him <3

 

MinHET: LIES

MinHET: SLANDER

 

Beanie: Felix is right, you're so soft for Jisung, it's not even funny

 

MinHET: This is a hate crime ;(

 

Beanie: All we did was state FACTS!

 

MinHET: I'm not soft for JISUNG

MinHET: I'm not soft for anyone

MinHET: I am a vessel of darkness and chaos!

 

innie!!!: ok but why do you keep writing jisung in all caps? lmao

 

MinHET: I can't write JISUNG in lowercase, idk why

MinHET: My phone autocorrects it to all caps for some reason

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah lol i changed that when i borrowed your phone earlier

 

MinHET: JISUNG

MinHET: (that was meant to be all caps, just so you know)

 

jisung!!!: MINHO! .D

 

MinHET: NO STOP BEING CUTE IM TRYING TO BE MAD

 

jisung!!!: it's not working lol

 

MinHET: ;(

 

Dad: Are you guys still playing roblox together, or are you done?

 

jisung!!!: nah we finished a while ago

jisung!!!: we also played minecraft actually!

 

Felly: oooh i love mincraft!! <3

 

jisung!!!: minho let me join his minecraft server today

jisung!!!: and OMG i found out the cutest thing!!!

 

Felly: omg what?? :D

 

MinHET: JISUNG pls dont tell them

 

Beanie: Now you've got to tell us! Minho doesn't want you to, so you have to do it!

 

jisung!!!: i found out that minho has sheep named after me

 

Hyuni: AWWW!

 

Felly: i think that's a love language

Felly: naming your sheep after people, i mean

 

jisung!!!: i think so too <3

 

MinHET: I am a vessel of DARKNESS and CHAOS

MinHET: I am EVIL!

MinHET: Stop spearing LIES about me!!

 

jisung!!!: sure babe <3

 

MinHET: akjhsdfdsga

 

innie!!!: oh my god, did jisung just turn minho into a panicked gay???

innie!!!: i didn't know this was possible :0

 

Hyuni: Only Jisung could do something like this

 

Felly: wait omg guys sorry for changing the topic but ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!!!! TODAY!

Felly: did u know that??? :D

 

Sugmin: Our anniversary?

 

Felly: yes :D

 

innie!!!: anniversary of what?

 

Felly: two months since chris made this group chat!! :D

Felly: two months of knowing u dumbasses ^_^

 

Beanie: Damn wtf I cant believe its been two months??

 

Hyuni: This group chat was made yesterday

Hyuni: We all met through this group chat that was made yesterday, but I have known you guys for years

 

innie!!!: yeah that's what it feels like!

 

Beanie: It's been an eternity, but it also hasn't even been a week

 

Hyuni: Exactly!!

Hyuni: That's how it feels when I think about this group chat :(

 

jisung!!!: okay but same

 

Felly: is that a good thing or not? lol

 

jisung!!!: good? i think?

 

innie!!!: well its not a bad thing!

innie!!!: its just a thing, you know

 

Felly: ah yeah

Felly: by the way i just ran alll the way to jisungs dorm becase i wanted to watch minho be soft for jisung

 

Beanie: So basically, you're third-wheeling them right now?

 

Felly: lol yes

Felly: they just made out right in front of me akdshfdgj

 

innie!!!: you poor soul

 

Dad: Why are you still there

 

Felly: becase!!!

Felly: idk i dont have anything better to do :p

 

Hyuni: That's fair lol

 

Felly: ANYWAY they made out with each other

Felly: and then when they pulled away, minho was like "okay so i don't actually have any feeling in my lips"

Felly: and jisung is like "tf???"

Felly: and apparently both of their lips have been numb the entire time that they were making out akshhdjdk

 

Dad: wait WHY ARE THEIR LIPS NUMB ARE THEY OKAY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN??

 

MinHET: It's either from when I burned myself on Jisung's hot chocolate, or because I ate too many salt & vinegar chips

MinHET: Jisung also ate chips and drank tea so our lips are both numb for the same reason

MinHET: Not sure which reason, but it's one of those

 

Dad: Didn't I threaten you to take more care of yourself recently?

Dad: I vividly remember threatening your life

 

MinHET: And I vividly remember telling you that I don't care ;)

 

Dad: MINHO PLEASE

 

MinHET:

 

jisung!!!: LMAO

jisung!!!: this is why im dating you

 

Beanie: That is such a good meme

 

Hyuni: Top tier meme!

 

innie!!!: i love the raccoon hes so sweet

innie!!!: such a baby

innie!!!: 10/10 would give him the cupcake with the most fucked up frosting in my batch

 

Felly: OHMYGOSH DO U HAVE CUPCAKES???

 

innie!!!: yeah lol me and my roommate wanted sweets but cant really bake so we decided to do the easiest thing we could think of and bought almost finished cupcakes and only did the frosting ourselves

 

Felly: can i have some? <3

 

innie!!!: ofc ^.^

 

Dad: Felix is just rotating between our dorms/apartments based on where he gets the best food and/or entertainment

 

Felly: i wont deny that

 

Beanie: Lol

 

Dad: bUT MINHO, I'M COMING FOR YOU!

 

MinHET: Bring it on ;)

 

Dad: I know where Jisung's dorm is

Dad: And I know that you're there right now

Dad: I am coming : )

 

MinHET: Bring it, bitch boy

 

Dad: You will regret defying me

 

MinHET: My only regret is that I didn't do it earlier

 

Dad: See you soon : )

 

jisung!!!: wait

jisung!!!: is he actually on his way to my dorm right now?

jisung!!!: chan

jisung!!!: channie

jisung!!!: chan pls

 

Felly: miss chan? miss chan?

 

Hyuni: Oh my god he fucking ded

 

jisung!!!: welp

jisung!!!: having a boyfriend was fun while it lasted!

jisung!!!: cant believe im about to be widowed at such a young age .(

 

Beanie: First of all, you're not married

Beanie: Second, Chan probably won't kill him

 

jisung!!!: I Can't Believe I'm About To Be Widowed At Such A Young Age .(

 

Beanie: Ok.

Notes:

minsung playing roblox is exactly what happened when my sister forced me to play. i swear the sandwich just DISAPPEARED!!! Doggy the cat and Kitty the dog are also the same names that i gave to my animals when i played lol

Chapter 27: this is so unsexy < / 3

Summary:

jisung!!!: what's wrong lix? <3

fliplix: your boyfriend is coming for my ass, thats whats wrong!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 7:07 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Felly: fun fact

Felly: i tried to become abdidexrtus in 7th grade because i was really bored

Felly: i didnT became abmidexrtus becase i gave up (lmao), but now i am ambidetrxus when i do my makeup for some reason?? lol

 

jisung!!!: wait wdym?

 

Felly: like, i do my makeup with both hands, but the rest of the time i'm right handed

Felly: its only when i do my makeup that i can use both hands

 

Hyuni: Oh wait that's kinda cool though!

 

jisung!!!: minho is ambidextrous!! .D

 

Beanie: Wait what

Beanie: Since when???

 

jisung!!!: wdym? he always has been

 

Beanie: WHAT

Beanie: I THIUGHT HE WAS RIGHT HANDED??!?

 

MinHET: lol no

 

jisung!!!: he eats with his right hand when he's with us, because we're all right handed so he doesn't wanna bump elbows with anyone ^.^

jisung!!!: he used to eat with his left hand before he met us

 

Hyuni: Aww that's so kind of him to change the way he eats when he's with us!

 

MinHET: Wait no stop

MinHET: I don't wanna be kind, I wanna be evil

MinHET: this is so unsexy < / 3

 

Beanie: Ha! You've been exposed! You're a softie at heart <3

 

MinHET: this is literally so rude

MinHET: I'm evil! A villain!! A SEXY villain!!!

 

jisung!!!: and a nice villain who changes his eating habits just for us <3

 

MinHET: NO!

MinHET: THIS IS SLANDER!

MinHET: STOP IT!

 

Hyuni: Sexy villain Minho

 

Felly: ngl, i can kinda see it

Felly: he definitely has the vibes

 

innie!!!: i mean, i think we always knew that minho isn't actually evil

 

Dad: Yeah he just likes to pretend

Dad: We all know his true self : )

 

MinHET: Stop this isn't funny

 

Beanie: hahahahhahaha

 

MinHET: I'm evil < / 3

 

jisung!!!: sure babe

jisung!!!: you're the evilest bunny out there <3

 

Felly: oMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IJUST THOUGHT OF SOMETIGN HILARIOUS

 

Hyuni: What is it? :D

 

Felly: minho + bunny = minny!

 

Hyuni: "MiNnY"

 

Beanie: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

 

innie!!!: LMFAO

 

jisung!!! set MinHET's name to Minny

 

Minny: What the FUCK Jisung???

 

jisung!!!: .D

jisung!!!: hey, your phone doesn't automatically capitalize my entire name anymore!

 

Minny: Yeah I figured out how to change it lol

Minny: But still!!

Minny: What the FUCK?

 

jisung!!!: in my defense, i'm not the one who came up with it

 

Minny: LEE FELIX YONGBOK!

 

Felly: oh god im gonna jump

 

jisung!!!: do a flip!

 

Felly set their name to fliplix

 

jisung!!!: no wait i'm more supportive than this

jisung!!!: what's wrong lix? <3

 

fliplix: your boyfriend is coming for my ass, thats whats wrong!

 

jisung!!!: akjsdfhskdjhfs,,, right

 

Minny: You're on thin motherfucking ice, Yongbok ;)

 

fliplix: ahsgdjafasghfs

fliplix: how did you even find out about that name??

 

Minny: I have my ways ;)

 

fliplix: ofc u do

fliplix: idk why im surprised

 

Minny: Okay but I'm not actually upset about this name, it is kind of funny

 

Beanie: HA! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE A SOFTIE AT HEART!

 

Minny: Shut the fuck up, Seo Changbin

 

Beanie: No :)

 

Minny: Okay then

Minny: You have chosen violence ;)

 

Beanie: wait what

Beanie: No I haven't

Beanie: Minho wait stop

 

Minny: ;)

 

Beanie: WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

jisung!!!: rip in peace, binnieboi <3

 

fliplix: LMAO that name looks really funny!

fliplix: binnie boy

 

innie!!!: it's funny when you say it out loud, too!

 

Beanie: WHERE DID MINHO GO

Beanie: WHY ISNT HE ANSWERING ANYMORE??

 

jisung!!!: i will miss you, binnie boi <3

 

Beanie: JISUNG

Beanie: WHAT??

Beanie: WHERE DID MINHO GO???

 

Minny: I will see you soon, Binnie boi ;)

 

Beanie:

 

fliplix: okay but what is minho actually gonna do?

fliplix: its not like hes actually evil

fliplix: i dont get why ure so afraid

 

Hyuni: He stuffed wet tissues in my mouth once!

 

fliplix: WHAT

 

Hyuni: And he's always threatening to put me in the air fryer :(

 

innie!!!: you probably deserve that

 

Hyuni: HEY!!!

 

innie!!!: what?

innie!!!: you love provoking minho

innie!!!: i think you have a death wish

 

Hyuni: I just like to test limits!

 

Beanie: GUYS

Beanie: AM I DYING OR NOT???

 

Hyuni: Maybe he'll stuff wet tissues in your mouth, too!

 

Beanie: IM LOCKING THE DOOR RIGHT NOW

Beanie: HE CANT GET TO ME!!!!

 

jisung!!!: he probably can, it's not like locks have stopped him before

 

Dad: ...I feel like there's a story behind that statement and I'm not sure if I wanna hear it or not

 

jisung!!!: that's ok! i'll tell it even though you didn't ask ^.^

 

Dad: Great : )

 

jisung!!!: so i was napping in my dorm one time and the door was locked

jisung!!!: cause, you know

jisung!!!: i'm not tryna get murdered in my sleep

 

Sugmin: Yeah you're right, that's a really lame way to die

 

jisung!!!: ??? and also, i just don't want to die ???

 

Sugmin: Oh yeah that too

 

jisung!!!: ...

jisung!!!: so anyway

jisung!!!: minho spammed my phone because he wanted to hang out but i didnt reply cause i was asleep, obviously

jisung!!!: so then he came to my dorm anyway

jisung!!!: and he decided to come in through the window since the door was locked

 

Dad: Wait... isn't your dorm on the third floor or something?

 

jisung!!!: the 4th floor, actually

 

Dad: oHMYGOD MINHO WHAT THE FUCK

Dad: ISNT HE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS????

 

jisung!!!: yeah lol he did not have a great time out there

 

Dad: OHMYGOD

 

jisung!!!: but he can fly, so it was fine! mostly!

 

flipflix: aww minho is willing to go to such lengths (more like heights lmao) just to hang out with you <3

fliplix: he really is such a softie at heart

 

Hyuni: Minho takes one step forward on his villain agenda, and then someone exposes him and he's pushed two steps back again

 

fliplix: LMAO accruate!

 

jisung!!!: you know what

jisung!!!: why can't he be both?

jisung!!!: he can be a softie AND a villain

jisung!!!: he has the range! i believe in him

 

innie!!!: that's a really good point

 

Hyuni: Hmm... you're probably right

 

fliplix: oooh yes! :D

 

Minny: NO SOFT

Minny: ONLY SEXY VILLAIN <3

 

jisung!!!: but you ARE soft! sometimes! and that's not a bad thing <3

 

Minny: I will allow it only this once

 

jisung: yay ily! .D

 

Minny: Okay

 

jisung!!!: minho say it back!!!

 

Minny: it back

 

jisung!!!: NO!

jisung!!!: ILY!!

 

Minny: Aww <3

 

jisung!!!: MINHOOOOO

jisung!!!: SAY IT BACK!!!

 

Minny: No, I don't think I will ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 7:44 pm

[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3

 

Minny: Just kidding

Minny: ily2 sungie ❤️

Notes:

unrelated to the chapter, but i bought noeasy yesterday and i pulled photocards of both my biases in the same album for the first time ever. i just had to brag about that ahahhaha okay that's all i had to say thank u bye

Chapter 28: How can I help?

Summary:

jisung!!!: i'm not suicidal but i genuinely don't care about what happens to me, so i didn't care about potential side effects

jisung!!!: what could be worse than reading minds, anyway?

 

TW/// drugs, addiction

Chapter Text

Saturday 6:23 pm

[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3

 

jisung!!!: Minho, i have something to tell you

jisung!!!: i'm so sorry for putting this on you

jisung!!!: i just feel more comfortable telling you than anyone else

 

Minny: Putting what on me? You haven't told me anything yet

 

jisung!!!: yeah well i'm about to

jisung!!!: but only if you're willing to hear about it?

jisung!!!: and emotionally available, it's perfectly ok if you're not! we could talk about this later or i could find someone else to tell about it, no pressure

 

Minny: What is it Hannie?

 

jisung!!!: remember when i told you that i used to take pills that wiped my short-term memory?

 

Minny: Yeah, I remember

Minny: Is that what this is about?

 

jisung!!!: kind of

jisung!!!: i didn't tell you about that in detail, but i wasn't just taking pills randomly when i overheard something horrible

jisung!!!: i took them everyday, sometimes more than once, and the only reason i stopped is because i had a seizure and got into the hospital

 

Minny: I hope you're okay now

 

jisung!!!: well yeah, it got better for a while

jisung!!!: i had my old dealer's number blocked, but he has a new phone and reached out to me a few weeks ago

 

Minny: And you responded?

 

jisung!!!: i told him i wasn't interested, that i couldn't go back to that

jisung!!!: then he said that he had something new, something that wouldn't damage my memory like the other pills had

jisung!!!: a power suppressant

jisung!!!: instead of wiping my memory after reading someone's mind, i could prevent it from happening in the first place

 

Minny: You said yes, right? That's what you're here to tell me

 

jisung!!!: he didn't ask

jisung!!!: he said he'd give me a free sample and that i could do whatever i wanted with it

 

Minny: Did you take it?

 

jisung!!!: it sounded like exactly what i wanted!! something that would make me stop reading minds entirely

jisung!!!: i'm not suicidal but i genuinely don't care about what happens to me, so i didn't care about potential side effects

jisung!!!: what could be worse than reading minds, anyway?

 

Minny: Hannie, I'm sorry

 

jisung!!!: why are YOU sorry??

 

Minny: I'm sorry you've gone through this

Minny: You've seemed off for a few weeks now, I'm sorry for not asking about it

 

jisung!!!: you did, though

jisung!!!: i'm the one who kept saying i was fine and told you not to worry

 

Minny: But I was worried and I should have showed it more

 

jisung!!!: stop, no

jisung!!!: you didn't know

jisung!!!: you don't get to blame yourself for my stupid decisions

 

Minny: Hey, don't call yourself stupid! You deal with a lot of awful shit every day and you're looking for ways to cope

Minny: I'm not sure I would've done anything different in your situation

Minny: How can I help?

 

jisung!!!: i don't know

jisung!!!: i'm trying to stop, i promise

 

Minny: I believe you, love

Minny: Is there anything I can do to help you?

 

jisung!!!: just be here, i guess

 

Minny: Of course

Minny: You don't have to ask

 

jisung!!!: i've blocked his number again and i don't have any pills left

jisung!!!: i haven't taken them in a few days

 

Minny: Jisung it's okay, you don't have to prove anything to me

 

jisung!!!: i know i know, i just need you to know

 

Minny: Okay

 

jisung!!!: and also, i might not be very active the next few days so could you please tell the others that i'm sick or something?

 

Minny: Are you?

 

jisung!!!: am i what?

 

Minny: Sick?

Minny: Like, does withdrawal make you sick?

 

jisung!!!: yeah i guess

 

Minny: Don't lock your door during the days

 

jisung!!!: what

jisung!!!: minho, what?

 

Minny: Or are you going to your classes still?

 

jisung!!!: no, not for a few days at least

jisung!!!: i don't think i'm up for that

 

Minny: Okay, then don't lock your door during the days

 

jisung!!!: why???

 

Minny: If your door is locked, I can't get inside

Minny: Duh

 

jisung!!!: no wait you dont have to come over

jisung!!!: im really ugly and disgusting right now

 

Minny: And?

 

jisung!!!: and i dont wanna be seen like this??? wdym AND???

 

Minny: But you said yourself that you feel sick

 

jisung!!!: well yeah cause my body is adjusting to not being on drugs

jisung!!!: it happens

 

Minny: Yeah, so I'm coming over

 

jisung!!!: i havent showered in three days

 

Minny: I don't care

 

jisung!!!: its not nice to see

 

Minny: I still don't care

Minny: That doesn't change anything

 

jisung!!!: akjsdhsgfjjf

 

Minny: Does that keyboard smash mean that you'll keep your door unlocked for me? :)

 

jisung!!!: i mean

jisung!!!: i guess

 

Minny: No, don't guess

Minny: Yes or no?

 

jisung!!!: yes okay Fine! i will unlock my door for you!

 

Minny: Thank you :)

 

jisung!!!: it should be me thanking you

 

Minny: Too late, I said it first <3

 

jisung!!!: akjshfhsdj

jisung!!!: <3

Chapter 29: time to bare our souls and cry

Summary:

innie!!!: goodnight to everyone except seo changbin

innie!!!: i hope you trip on a carpet and faceplant on a lego

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 7:59 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!: it's that time of the week again

innie!!!: time to bare our souls and cry together

 

Beanie: I don't think I've ever actually cried on a support Sunday, but yeah you're right!

 

Sugmin: ...how can he be right when you just said that he's wrong?

 

Beanie: Don't question my logic please

Beanie: I don't know what goes on in my own head

 

Minny: jisung says "lol accurate"

 

innie!!!: does he not have his phone?

 

Minny: Yes he does, he just doesn't feel like talking

Minny: He's reading the chat over my shoulder

 

fliplix: oh oki! hi sungie .D

 

Minny: He is now smiling and flapping his sleeves excitedly

Minny: "omg lixie used the one eye smiley!"

 

fliplix: yes i did ^_^

 

Dad: How is everyone today? Ready for support Sunday? : )

 

fliplix: i am TIRED but ECITE!! .D

fliplix: and since jisng isn't talking ill take over the one eye smileys for today!

fliplix: for the repseresentation!

 

Minny: "omg i'm so proud of my baby" -jisung

 

fliplix: ^o^

 

Beanie: Since when is Lix his baby?

 

fliplix: wdym? ive always been baby :(

 

Beanie: Okay never mind question retracted please continue!

 

fliplix: but yeah thats how im doing today ^_^

fliplix: everyone else?

 

Hyuni: I don't really feel like talking today, is that okay?

 

Dad: Of course Hyuni! It's always okay

 

Hyuni: Oki thanks ^.^

 

innie!!!: i watched a sad movie today so im sad

innie!!!: but i'm actually pretty fine despite that!

 

Dad: That's good!

 

Beanie: You all know that I talk to my mom once a week, and today wasn't as bad as usual!

Beanie: She mentioned something about food related powers, but that was it

Beanie: None of the usual nagging

 

Dad: That's really good, I'm happy for you!

 

Beanie: :)

 

Dad: Minho? Seungmin?

 

Minny: I've been with Jisung all day, so it's been good :)

 

Dad: Glad to hear that!

Dad: Minnie? Are you here?

 

Sugmin: Yeah

 

Dad: How are you? : )

 

Sugmin: I was talking to my dad on the phone earlier

Sugmin: Just out of curiosity, how do your parents feel about your choice of education?

Sugmin: Since this is a fine arts college and all that

 

fliplix: yOu ShOuLd gEt A rEaL eDuCaTioN

 

innie!!!: "You'll never get a real job if you study music!"

 

Minny: "that's so shitty of them wtf" -jisung

Minny: Wait now he says he has a funny story to share about real jobs

 

fliplix: PLEASE tell a funny story because this is realy sad if I think too much about it

 

Minny: Jisung is getting his phone out

 

jisung!!!: hi hello

 

fliplix: hi sungie! .D

 

jisung!!!: lix!!! .D

 

fliplix: what's the funny story??

 

jisung!!!: okay SO, my sister asked what i wanna be when i grow up so i said "a songwriter" and she was like "but that's not a REAL job"

jisung!!!: and i was like "wtf?? youre twelve youre not supposed to say stuff like that"

jisung!!!: so then i asked her what she wants to be when she grows up and she said "a dancer"

 

fliplix: wait what

 

jisung!!!: YEAH

jisung!!!: HOW TF IS DANCING A REAL JOB IF SONGWRITING ISN'T?????

jisung!!!: AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A JUDGMENTAL BITCH!!!!

 

Hyuni: LMAO that makes no sense

 

Sugmin: So she doesn't think songwriter is a real job, but she thinks being a dancer is? Lol

Sugmin: Either they're both "real jobs" or they're both not "real jobs"

 

fliplix: omg lmfao how old is your sister?

 

Minny: Jisung already put his phone away but he says that she's 14 now, but this happened two years ago

 

fliplix: akshhdjd

fliplix: your sister sounds like a parent when she says that

 

Minny: True

 

Beanie: Actually... the whole "real jobs" thing is very weird

Beanie: Like, where do you draw the line?

 

innie!!!: YES exactly!

 

Beanie: Is a sound technician not a real job if they're soundchecking for a concert? Since obviously the musician on stage doesn't have a real job, so that means sound techs can't have real jobs either, right?

Beanie: But do they have jobs when they're soundchecking for a speech instead of a concert? Does their job count as a "real job" some of the time, and some of the time not?

Beanie: It's very weird

 

Dad: Painter is a real job if you paint houses/fences/stuff like that, but not if you make paintings

Dad: (that is NOT my opinion by the way, I'm just saying)

 

Minny: Do you need to be successful in art jobs for them to count as "real jobs"?

 

Dad: Ooh maybe that's what people mean when they say that some jobs aren't "real jobs"!

Dad: If you're not a famous painter, it's not a real job, but Picasso had a real job because he was successful at it

Dad: (again, this is not my opinion. I don't agree with this)

 

Minny: but then shouldn't that be true for other jobs, as well?

Minny: Someone who works at mcdonalds can't have a "real job" because that's less successful than someone who works at a 5 star restaurant

 

Beanie: Hmmm...

 

Sugmin: This is weird. Why can't all jobs just be acknowledged as real jobs?

 

fliplix: exactly!!!

 

Dad: Is this what you were talking to your dad about earlier, Seungmin?

 

Sugmin: Kind of

Sugmin: I'm a bit confused about whether or not he supports me, because he helped me out when I was applying for my photography major

Sugmin: But now he keeps bringing up how photography will most likely be nothing more than a hobby and that I could make a more stable income if I focused on languages

Sugmin: Since I know a lot of languages, he thinks I should be a translator or something

Sugmin: Says I could secure my future if I decided to focus on that after college instead of photography

 

Beanie: Okay, to be realistic, it is harder to find art jobs, at least if you want to be able to pay for food and housing and everything else you need to live

Beanie: A lot of people aren't able to live solely on their art

Beanie: But I fail to see how that makes it unworthy of your time?

 

Minny: Same

 

Beanie: A lot of people have jobs that you don't need a specific education for, while still doing their art through freelance

Beanie: And maybe later, once you have more experience and have made more of a name for yourself, it's possible to live solely off of your art

 

Sugmin: That's true, and it's not like I ever thought I could just take pictures all day and somehow earn enough money to afford everything needed to live

Sugmin: I just find it weird how my dad seems to want me to completely give up photography as soon as I graduate

 

Beanie: Of course! And I don't think you should!

 

Dad: None of us think that, not as long as photography makes you happy

 

Sugmin: I've thought about being a translator before, and I think it would be nice? But I don't want to do it just because my dad said it

Sugmin: And I still want to keep working with photography in whatever way I can

 

Beanie: We're all art people so I think we can relate to that at least a little bit

 

fliplix: yeah!! its true that u need money to live but if something makes u happy, its always worth doing ^_^

 

Dad: A lot of people change jobs throughout their life, you won't have to make one decision and then stick with forever

Dad: It's okay to change your mind or try out different ways of doing things, and maybe it'll take time to find balance between photography and whatever other job you might have, but I think it'll be worth it in the end!

 

Sugmin: Yeah, I think so too

Sugmin: Anyway that was a lot, I don't really have much else to say about it

 

fliplix: oki doki! thanks for sharing!

 

Sugmin: <3

 

fliplix: <3

 

Dad: Does anyone else wanna bring something up? : )

 

Minny: I'm about to fall asleep

 

Beanie: I've had a pretty great week so I hope everyone here also gets to have a great week soon!

 

innie!!!: aw thank u

innie!!!: i sometimes like you a little more than i act like i do!

 

Beanie: THANK YOU OMG!!! <3 <3 <3

 

innie!!!: ...if youre gonna act like that, i take it back

 

Beanie: NO TAKEBACKS!!! YOU SAID IT <3 <3 <3

 

innie!!!: :(

 

Dad: Okay ANYWAY!

Dad: I guess we'll say goodnight, then?

 

Hyuni: Good night! ^.^

 

innie!!!: goodnight to everyone except seo changbin

innie!!!: i hope you trip on your carpet and faceplant on a lego

 

Beanie: THATS SO RUDE WTF

 

innie!!!: yeah i feel like i was too nice to you earlier

innie!!!: gotta keep you on your toes ^.^

 

Beanie: :/

 

innie!!!: just kidding, i think you're a solid dude

 

Beanie: !!! :D

 

Dad: ...

Dad: Anyway, goodnight! : )

Notes:

I am currently reading up on music distribution services and all that goes into publishing songs on streaming platforms and WOAH it's a lot

in other news, jisung's sister telling him that songwriter isn't a "real job" but then saying that she wants to be a dancer is something my sister actually said to me, except she was like… 8 when that happened, and it just sounded so funny coming from her lmfao

Chapter 30: Pigeon

Summary:

Beanie: I would never say it to his face, but I actually miss that tall ass bean stalk

fliplix: OMG DONT CALL HYUNJIN THAT!!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Monday 7:13 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: hi everyone i am awake and i'm going to make it your problem! ^_^

fliplix: important qestion

fliplix: would you rather live as a pigeon, or live with a pigeon?

 

Sugmin: I'd live with a pigeon

 

innie!!!: i would live as a pigeon

innie!!!: why would you live with a pigeon???

 

Sugmin: Why would you live AS a pigeon?

 

innie!!!: so i could fly wherever i want to

innie!!!: also i wouldn't have to pay for anything because pigeons don't have capitalism

 

Sugmin: But you wouldn't be able to do anything you normally do

Sugmin: Your whole life would be ruined

 

innie!!!: and thank god for that lmao this bitch is a MESS!

 

Sugmin: ...

 

fliplix: okay so what about everyone else?

fliplix: live with a pigeon or as a pigeon??

 

Minny: With a pigeon, no hesitation

 

jisung!!!: as a pigeon for sure!

 

fliplix: okay

fliplix: why?

 

jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: the demon in question is actually a pigeon, so yeah that's why .)

 

Beanie: Pigeon

 

fliplix: what?

 

Beanie: Idk

Beanie: pigeons? are real??

 

fliplix: dude wtf, yeah of course they are??? why is that even a qestion??

 

Beanie: That just seems like such bullshit to me

Beanie: Like, how are they real???

 

fliplix: yOURE bullshit!

 

Beanie: True lmao

 

fliplix: bro... you ok?

 

Beanie: YES LMAO I'M JOKING!!

 

fliplix: oh okay! ^_^

fliplix: wAIT ITS MEME MONDAY AND I HAVENT SENT ANY MEMES YET!!!

fliplix: HANG ON THIS IS A NATIOAAL CRISIS!!!!!!

 

Dad: It's okay Lixie, you don't have to send memes just because it's a meme Monday

 

innie!!!: he's lying

innie!!!: you have to send a meme or you'll get decapitated

 

Dad: By who?

 

innie!!!: the government

 

Dad: What

 

innie!!!: yeah idk either

innie!!!: some laws are really weird

 

Dad: I'm pretty sure that's not an actual law, but okay...

 

fliplix:

fliplix: me to myself last night as i convinced myself that i would still be able to sleep even if i watched a scary movie right before bed, lmao

 

innie!!!: i feel like youre the type of person who gets really scared by horror movies

 

fliplix: i have no shame in admitting that lmao

 

Dad: Then why would you watch one right before bed??

 

fliplix: did u not see the dark kermit meme i sent you??

fliplix: that was my thot prosess yesterday ^_^

 

Sugmin: ...

 

innie!!!: ...

 

Beanie: LMFAO

 

Dad: Lix, take a look at the message you just sent and the typo you made

 

fliplix: omfg that is SO funny!!!

fliplix: "mY thOT pRocEss"

fliplix: all my thoughts are made by this little frog who lives inside my head

fliplix: shes a thot <3

 

innie!!!: lol

 

Dad: Speaking of frogs, I feel like I haven't seen Kermit in AGES!

Dad: How's he doing, Innie?

 

innie!!!: kermit is doing fine ^.^

 

Dad: Aww, I'm glad to hear that!

 

innie!!!: someone in my class actually got him one of those paper crows that you get at burger king

innie!!!: every time i bring kermit to class now, he gets the burger king crown and his usual seat at the front of the room

innie!!!: i'd say the kermit cult is progressing nicely

 

Dad: ...the what now

 

innie!!!: anyway!

innie!!!: why have i barely seen minho and jisung in the chat today?

innie!!!: and hyuni hasn't been here at all :(

 

Minny: Jisung fell asleep a few minutes ago

 

Sugmin: Is he sick? I haven't seen him at all today and we usually have lunch at the same time on Mondays

 

Minny: Yeah, he's sick

 

fliplix: oh no D:

fliplix: i hope he gets better soon! <3

 

Minny: I'll tell him you said that the next time he wakes up

 

Dad: Take good care of him!

 

Minny: I will

 

Dad: I don't doubt it <3

 

Minny: ...

Minny: Just this once, I will ignore how you're implying that I'm soft for him

 

Dad: I actually meant that you're just a nice person in general!

Dad: It's not just to Jisung, even though it's a bit more obvious when it comes to him : )

 

Minny: NOPE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN

 

Beanie: lmfao

 

Minny: I'M AN EVIL SEXY VILLAIN AND I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!

 

Dad: Okay okay, fine, calm down!

Dad: Either way, where's Hyunjin then?

 

fliplix: he wasn't in class today!

fliplix: i think he might be sick too :(

 

innie!!!: awww no < / 3

 

Beanie: I would never say it to his face, but I actually miss that tall ass bean stalk

 

fliplix: OMG DONT CALL HYUNJIN THAT!!!

 

Sugmin: LMAO that is so funny!

Sugmin: If he was here I would change his name in the chat, but I don't wanna do that behind his back

 

Beanie: Yeah same it just feels wrong

 

Sugmin: Exactly

 

fliplix: now that weve solved all the mysteires (yay!), i wanna go back to an earlier topic

fliplix: chris! binnie!

fliplix: would you rather live AS a pigeon or WITH a pigeon?

 

Dad: I really couldn't say

Dad: Both options have their perks

 

Beanie: Live with a pigeon! I couldn't make music if I was a pigeon and also, I would probably have to eat trash

 

Sugmin: You would probably eat too much gum and die lol

 

Beanie: Why would you think that of me? :(

 

Sugmin: Because you're pretty stupid

 

Beanie: HEY!

 

Sugmin: It's just one of your many quirks :)

 

Beanie: ...can't tell if that's a good thing or not

 

Dad: He just called you stupid

Dad: Do you think that's a good thing??

 

Beanie: Well MAYBE he meant it in an endearing way!!!

 

Sugmin: Or maybe I just think you're really dumb

 

Beanie: :(

 

Sugmin: Okay, just remember what you promised me

 

innie!!!: OOOOOOOH

 

fliplix: waith what did he pormise you?????

 

Sugmin: In private chat a while ago

Sugmin: The thing about being made fun of? Remember that, Changbin?

 

Beanie: AWWW THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO SWEET THOUGH! <3

 

innie!!!: seungmin? sWEET???

 

fliplix: what mirror dimension are you living in

 

Sugmin: Hey! I can be sweet!

 

fliplix: yeah i know ^_^

fliplix: youre like minho, but opposite!

fliplix: a person who acts sweet but i s secretly plotting our demise

fliplix: at least thats what youre like irl

 

innie!!!: that's a very accurate description of seungmin

 

Beanie set Sugmin's name to Softmin

 

Beanie: That's what his screen name is in our private chat! <3

 

Dad: Awww, I love it!!

 

Softmin: :(

 

innie!!!: youre not fooling anyone with that pout!

innie!!!: this new name really fits you

 

Softmin: If I was a pigeon, I would wake you up at 5 am everyday

 

innie!!!: NO

 

Softmin: I would have such a good time picking holes in all your clothes!

 

innie!!!: NO SEUNGMIN STOP!

 

Softmin: All your food would be gone when you got home every day, because I would eat it all <3

 

innie!!!: NOT MY FOOD NOOOOOO < / 3

innie!!!: but if i was a pigeon i would actually do the same thing to you

 

Softmin: INNIE NO

 

innie!!!: actually! i dont even have to be a pigeon to annoy you

innie!!!: i ate your last melona ice cream yesterday ( ^_^ )

 

Softmin: ...

 

Dad: Oh no...

 

Beanie: Lmao I can't wait to see how this goes down!

 

Softmin: What. Did you just say.

 

innie!!!: when i came over to your dorm yesterday

innie!!!: you were taking a shower and i was alone in the kitchen

innie!!!: the melona ice cream inside the fridge

innie!!!: it was yours, right?

 

Softmin: I know where you live.

 

innie!!!: yeah? i already know that you know that?

 

Softmin: I will see you soon.

 

innie!!!: wait seungmin no i'm sorry

innie!!!: i'm joking

innie!!!: i didn't actually know that it was your ice cream when i ate it, your roommate said i could have it

innie!!!: ...

innie!!!: seungmin?

innie!!!: hello?

innie!!!: fuck no i'm not dying today

innie!!!: i'm going out now! good luck finding me!

 

Beanie: Welp

 

Dad: I guess we'll have to check in tomorrow to see if they're both still alive!

 

Beanie: Lmao yeah, I guess we'll have to!

Notes:

i have been thinking about the pigeon question for literal MONTHS and not come up with an answer yet. it's from a seungin vlive and i have not been able to let it go. would you rather live WITH a pigeon or live AS a pigeon?

Chapter 31: Science™

Summary:

Beanie: Minho and Jisung just had a big ass debate over BABY NAMES

Dad: But they don't even have a baby?

Beanie: EXACTLY!

Chapter Text

Tuesday 3:20 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: hyuni wasnt in class today either and he hasnt resonded to my texst :(

fliplix: im worried about him

 

Dad: Honestly, so am I, but let's not take anything out in advance

Dad: He might just be sick and unable to be on his phone

 

Beanie: Yeah, let's wait with freaking out until we know something for sure

 

fliplix: this just really isnt like him :((

 

Beanie: He might just be taking a few days to himself

Beanie: You know he hasn't been feeling great lately

 

fliplix: yeah but that just makes me more worried

 

Dad: Wanna come over and cuddle?

 

fliplix: yes pls im zooming over rn!!

 

Dad: If he still hasn't talked to anyone by tomorrow, we can go over to his dorm, okay?

Dad: And if he's not there, let's ask some of your teachers

Dad: I'm sure they would know about it if he is sick or anything like that

 

fliplix: yeah

fliplix: thats a good plan

fliplix: okay

 

innie!!!: hi everyone i am HERE! :D

 

fliplix: hi innie!!! :D

 

jisung!!!: hey i have a question

jisung!!!: how many gummy bears can you eat before you make yourself sick

 

fliplix: sungie, this isnt google

fliplix: we are all dance and music and photography majors

fliplix: we know nothing

 

jisung!!!: okay then, i guess it's time for Science™! .D

 

Dad: nO STOP HANG ON A SECOND!!

Dad: DONT DO THAT!!!!

 

jisung!!!: but science :((

 

Dad: NO

Dad: DON'T

 

jisung!!!: the gummy bears are being consumed!

 

Dad: JISUNG!!

 

jisung!!!: calm down ive only had five so far lol

 

Dad: That's good! You can stop once you've had enough!

 

fliplix:

 

Dad: NOT HELPING

 

innie!!!:

 

Softmin: Can I just say

Softmin: That bird radiates the same vibes as Innie

 

Beanie: Ooh true! I see the resemblance

 

innie!!!: hey wait does anyone have that meme with the Thing That Shall Not Be Named?

innie!!!: theres 3 of them

 

fliplix: they will know if you consume more?

 

innie!!!: exactly!

 

fliplix:

 

jisung!!!: okay guys the science is done cause i dropped the rest of my gummy bears on the floor on purpose

 

fliplix: aww noo < / 3

fliplix: wait, on purpose???

 

jisung!!!: thanks for coming! the answer was that it takes 37 gummy bears before you want to throw the rest of them on the floor! .D

 

innie!!!: yay science!

 

fliplix: yay science!! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 11:18 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: just thought you guys might wanna know that all hyunjin's other friends think he's missing

fliplix: no one has heard from him since we talked in the gc on sunday

fliplix: our dance teacher said that he's attended all his classes this week tho, but i haven't seen him??

 

Softmin: That's really weird

 

fliplix: yeah idk how he could have

fliplix: we have most our classes together

 

innie!!!: not to sound like a conspiracy theorist on twitter but do you think he might have shapeshifted?

 

fliplix: he could have

fliplix: but idk why hes not responding to anyone

 

Beanie: Is your teacher absolutely sure that he's actually been to class?

 

fliplix: she says so, yeah, and she told me not to worry too much about it

 

Beanie: Then I think it's probably best to give him time

Beanie: It sounds like he has told this teacher about whatever it is he has going on

Beanie: We'll just have to be patient, okay?

 

fliplix: yeah i guess

 

innie!!!: i really hope he comes back soon

 

Dad: We all do, Innie

Dad: We all do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 5:17 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Beanie: Hey everyone!

Beanie: For some reason, Jeongin and I were both stupid enough to think that hanging out with Minho and Jisung for a few hours would be a good idea

Beanie: Spoiler alert, it was not

 

Dad: Do I need to bail someone out or jail?

 

Beanie: No no, nothing like that!

 

Dad: Did anyone end up in the hospital?

 

Beanie: Fair question but no, we're all fine

 

Dad: Are all four of you still talking to each other?

 

Beanie: Another complete fair question

Beanie: But this time, the answer is no

 

innie!!!: i'm so done with this :/

 

Dad: Okay, who had a fight?

 

Beanie: Minho and Jisung

 

innie!!!: it wasn't a serious fight or anything

innie!!!: i bet they'll be over it before this conversation ends

 

fliplix: oh no what happened? D:

 

Beanie: They had a big ass debate over BABY NAMES

 

Softmin: Wait, what?

Softmin: Baby names?

 

Dad: But they don't even have a baby?

 

Beanie: EXACTLY!

Beanie: I don't even know who brought up the topic but they WOULD NOT stop talking about it

 

innie!!!: and they sounded so serious as well! i honestly thought one of them might be pregnant

 

Minny: Physically impossible but go off I guess

 

innie!!!: wELL, my point still stands!

innie!!!: yall were talking as if you were married and actually considering having a child together

 

Beanie: I hope you two never have a child because that poor kid would still be nameless at 18

 

jisung!!!: at that point, i'd be willing to let them pick their own name

 

Beanie: You're only proving my point by saying that!!!

 

Minny: Okay but Jisung was trying to convince me that THROCKMORTON was a good name

Minny: Like what the fuck???

 

fliplix: LMAO

 

jisung!!!: minho wants to name our future child rainbow, since we're gay

 

fliplix: HAHSGDDSAHAAHHAHAH

 

Dad: Omg please!

Dad: Scrap both those names!! Lol

 

Softmin: I think neither of you should be allowed to name a child...

 

jisung!!!: i mean, we did have some serious names as well

jisung!!!: misun, minji, nabi, hajun...

 

fliplix: aww those are pretty!

 

Softmin: But you still don't have a baby to give those names to

 

Minny: We're allowed to talk about whatever we want

Minny: Maybe we like to plan things in advance! You don't know that!

 

Softmin: Okay, but I do know that

Softmin: Jisung literally did his latest songwriting assignment during the lesson that he was supposed to present it

Softmin: He does not plan in advance

 

jisung!!!: well maybe minho does!

 

Softmin: Minho climbs up on tall things and only remembers that he's scared of heights once he's already up there

Softmin: He is just as stupid as you are

 

jisung!!!: hey dont call my boyfriend stupid!!!!!

 

Minny: Don't call my boyfriend stupid, either. I know where you live, kim seungmin.

 

Softmin: Okay okay, I will be quiet!

Softmin: Also lol I appreciate how you didn't capitalize my name

 

Minny: It's because I don't respect you

 

Softmin: I respect that decision

Softmin: I don't respect you, though

 

Minny: Glad to know the feeling is mutual :)

 

fliplix: so whose family name would your future baby have?

 

Dad: LIX NO!

 

jisung!!!: ...

 

Minny: ...

 

Beanie: Oh god not again

 

Minny: I mean, I'm older

Minny: It makes more sense for them to be a Lee

 

jisung!!!: that's ageism! i don't agree to that!

jisung!!!: Han just sounds better

 

Minny: I think Lee sounds better

 

jisung!!!: han means one and our baby will always be number 1~~

 

Minny: That doesn't even make sense

 

jisung!!!: yes it DOES!!!

 

innie!!!: ...should we just leave them to it?

 

Beanie: Yeah

Beanie: That's probably best

 

innie!!!: ok

Chapter 32: what if it's something serious

Summary:

Minny: Don't have disaster thoughts, we don't know anything right now

jisung!!!: yeah i think thats exactly why i'm having disaster thoughts actually

Chapter Text

Saturday 10:31 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: Hi everyone!

Dad: One of my friends has to make an urgent trip to visit his grandma this weekend and I promise I'd drive him

Dad: We're leaving in about an hour

 

fliplix: oh no is she okay??

 

Dad: Yeah, she will be! I'm just letting you know because today and tomorrow will be very unpredictable for me

Dad: I'm not sure I can do our support Sunday at the normal time, but I also can't say what other time would work...?

Dad: I don't really know when I'll be free so I can't reschedule

Dad: But you guys could still have the support Sunday without me?

 

jisung!!!: it's not the same when everyone isn't there

 

Beanie: Agreed

 

Softmin: It would feel wrong to do it without you, honestly

Softmin: And Hyuni still isn't back either

 

fliplix: for me, it's fine if we cancel it? just this week?

 

innie!!!: yeah, but only this one time!

 

Softmin: Yeah

 

Dad: Okay

Dad: Is everyone good with that?

Dad: If you don't wanna say it here, you could private chat me

 

jisung!!!: nope i'm okay with that

 

Minny: We all understand why you have to do it

 

Dad: Thank you guys

 

fliplix: when are you getting back?

 

Dad: Monday morning, probably

Dad: Maybe Sunday night if everything goes well

 

fliplix: oki doki

 

jisung!!!: good luck!

 

Dad: Thank you! <3

 

fliplix: have a safe trip!

 

Dad: Thank you <3

Dad: I'll text you when I get back

 

jisung!!!: oki doki

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday 8:46 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!: can i make a request?

 

Dad: Sure! What is it Innie? : )

 

innie!!!: can changbin PLEASE stop yelling "jeongOUT" every time i leave a room?

innie!!!: i get it

innie!!!: my name is jeongIN and the opposite would be jeongOUT

innie!!!: you're hilarious haha so funny i can't believe i get to stand in the presence of an actual clown i am so honored that i get to listen to your jokes

innie!!!: NO that's not TRUE, i'm being sarcastic right now! please stop!

 

fliplix: AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA BINNIE!

 

jisung!!!: ok but have you considered that literally half our names end with IN?

jisung!!!: jeongIN, seungmIN, hyunjIN, changbIN

 

Minny: JeongOUT, SeungmOUT, HyunjOUT, ChangbOUT

 

Beanie: I gotta be honest here

Beanie: JeongOUT is the only one that sounds good out of those four

 

Minny: You're right

 

Dad: oH BY THE WAY I forgot to text you guys when I got back, but I am home again now!

 

fliplix: did everything go well?

 

Dad: Yeah, his grandma was already starting to feel better : )

 

fliplix: thats good!

 

Dad: Yeah!

Dad: I'm guessing none of you have heard anything from Hyuni while I was away?

 

fliplix: nope

 

Beanie: Sorry, no

 

Softmin: It's been a week now, are you sure we shouldn't be doing anything about this?

Softmin: I feel like he should at least have texted someone by now

 

fliplix: ive been talking to that one teacher who seems to know whats going on every single day since we stopped seing him

 

Dad: What does she say?

 

fliplix: she always says the same thing

fliplix: dont worry about it, all the profesors are aware, stuff like that

fliplix: they wont say what it is tho

 

innie!!!: what if it's something serious

 

jisung!!!: yeah, what if he's sick or something?

 

Minny: Don't have disaster thoughts, we literally don't know anything right now

Minny: We don't need to make things worse by speculating

 

jisung!!!: yeah i think thats exactly why i'm having disaster thoughts actually

 

Minny: Are you in your dorm?

 

jisung!!!: do i ever go anywhere else

 

Minny: Unlock your door, I'm coming over

 

jisung!!!: k

 

Dad: As long as there's people who know what's going on with him, I don't think there's anything else we can do

Dad: We'll just have to trust the teachers when they say not to worry about it

 

fliplix: thats so impossibel but okay

 

Dad: I know

Dad: But I don't think your dance teacher would keep it from you if it was something really serious

Dad: She has to understand how worried we all are right now

 

fliplix: hm yea thats true

 

Beanie: I hope he comes back soon

 

fliplix: yeah…

 

Dad: We all do

Chapter 33: Hyunjin is back!

Summary:

Hyuni: I appreciate that, but I really am feeling a lot better now

Hyuni: I just got overwhelmed by. Well. Everything, I guess?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 9:25 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Hyuni: Uhm

Hyuni: Hi?

 

fliplix: oHMYGOD HYNFUHGIFG

 

Beanie: YOURE BACK HWIEUGRYRE

 

Softmin: Where have you been????

 

Dad: RE YOU OKAY????

 

Hyuni: I'm sorry

 

innie!!!: Hyunjin is back!

 

Hyuni: And yes, I'm okay

Hyuni: I really didn't mean to disappear like that

 

Minny: Hyunjin!

 

Softmin: Where have you been??

 

Dad: Take it at your own pace, explain everything when you're ready

Dad: We're just really glad to have you back!

 

Hyuni: Again, I'm really sorry, I knew you'd be worried but I really didn't want you to be

 

Softmin: Of course we worried

 

Hyuni: I know and I'm sorry

Hyuni: I promise I'll do my best to make sure this doesn't happen again

 

Dad: As long as you're okay now!

 

Hyuni: Yeah I'm better now ^.^

 

fliplix: HYUNJIN I LOVE YOU I'M SO GLAD YOURE OKAY

fliplix: our teacher said youve been in class the past week tho??

 

Hyuni: I LOVE YOU TOO AND I'M SO SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING

 

fliplix: STOP APOLIGISING ITS OK!!

 

Hyuni: But yeah so

Hyuni: I changed my appearance and dropped off the face off the Earth

Hyuni: So like, I've been going to class but as another person

 

fliplix: oh

 

Minny: Why?

 

Hyuni: I've had a lot on my mind recently

Hyuni: Not anything in particular, just stress I guess??

Hyuni: It got too much and I needed a break

 

Softmin: I see

 

Hyuni: Nothing else was helping and I was getting overwhelmed so I just. Did this

 

Dad: I don't think it's a bad thing, and it was really good that you let your teachers know!

Dad: Maybe next time it would be nice if you could let one of us know, just so no one has to freak out, but I understand why you didn't

 

Hyuni: Hopefully there won't be a next time..

 

Dad: You never know!

Dad: Sometimes life gets overwhelming and like I said, I don't think this is a bad way to cope as long as you do it responsibly!

Dad: It's not like you're using your power to commit crimes or anything, you're just using it to take a break from being yourself

Dad: It's okay to do that

 

Hyuni: ahsjdghja you're making it sound much better than it is, I made all of you worry for nothing

 

fliplix: yo STOP!!!

fliplix: it wasn't for nothnig, it was for you!

 

Beanie: Yeah! Obviously I didn't enjoy being worried, but you're back now and it's okay

 

Softmin: Don't feel guilty

 

Hyuni: Aaaaaah you're all sweet and I'm tired I'm gonna cry ;-;

 

Dad: Omg go to bed if you're tired! Please don't cry!

Dad: We're really glad to have you back though, please get some rest <3

 

Hyuni: will you still have the support sunday?

 

Dad: Not without you

 

Hyuni: So... I should stay?

 

Dad: NO, go get some rest!! Please!! You just said that you're tired

 

Hyuni: But I don't wanna stop you guys from having the support sunday :(

 

Dad: Well

Dad: maybe we could have it tomorrow?

Dad: I'm not sure if everyone will be comfortable with this, but since we're all close now, maybe we could have it face to face?

 

fliplix: irl??

 

Dad: Yeah? If that doesn't sound too awful

Dad: Obviously it would be a little different and I think maybe it's easier to be vulnerable over text, when you can't see each other's faces

Dad: So this wouldn't be the same as doing it in the group chat, but we could try it out only for tomorrow, if everyone is okay with that?

 

Hyuni: Sounds good!

 

Minny: We can go back to our normal support Sundays next weekend but I'm okay with doing it irl tomorrow

 

Beanie: Same!

 

Softmin: Should we do it in school, then?

 

Dad: I was thinking the music studio, but that might get a little cramped...

 

Minny: I can book one of the dance practice rooms for us

 

Dad: That would be good!

Dad: Everyone who hasn't replied yet, are you okay with an irl support Sunday?

 

innie!!!: yup ^_^

 

fliplix: yeah thats ok!!

 

Softmin: Yeah

 

Dad: Jisung?

 

fliplix: wait jisung hasnt said anyrhing this entire time

fliplix: please dont tell me he disappeared wehn we literally just got hyunjin back, i will actually cry ;-;

 

Minny: I was with him not even an hour ago so he's not missing

Minny: Probably just asleep or something

 

Beanie: Before midnight on a Sunday?? Doesn't sound like him

 

Minny: He wasn't feeling well

 

fliplix: oh no!!

fliplix: hi sungie (whenever youre seeing this), i hope you get better soon <3

 

Dad: I guess we'll just decide on this plan then, and I'll try to check in with Jisung later

Dad: That sound good for everyone?

 

innie!!!: good plan yay ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday 10:01 pm

[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣

 

Hyuni: Hey

Hyuni: You weren't talking in the group chat? You good?

 

jisung!!!: youre so FUCKING stupid

 

Hyuni: what?

 

jisung!!!: i was so fucking worried about you!!!!! And then you uust show up again and you're fine now??

jisung!!!: are you REALLY fine??

 

Hyuni: Are you mad at me?

 

jisung!!!: ARE YOU OKAY

jisung!!!: idk if i'm mad at you or not, i was just so fucking worried that i could barely focus on anything else for the past two weeks

jisung!!!: and now you're back and i'm so FUCKING HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BACK AND I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY OKAY AND THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE US LESS WORRIED!!!

 

Hyuni: I DIDN'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU, I'M REALLY SO SORRY ABOUT THAT!

 

jisung!!!: OF COURSE IM FUCKING WORIRED ABOUT YOU, YOURE MY FRIEND!!!

jisung!!!: I WOULD NEVER WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU, EVER

 

Hyuni: I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU TOO!!

 

jisung!!!: I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH AND IT MAKES ME SAD TO THINK THAT YOU'VE BEEN SAD

jisung!!!: BUT IF DISAPPEARING LIKE THIS HAD MADE YOU LESS SAD, THEN MAYBE IT'S NOT A BAD THING

jisung!!!: EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU

 

Hyuni: I knew I would worry all of you guys by doing this but at the time, I couldn't think of anything else to do!!

Hyuni: I never want to make you sad

 

jisung!!!: just for the record, i expect consolation cuddles for the emotional distress but no i'm not mad ^_^

 

Hyuni: Of course! When are you free to cuddle?

 

jisung!!!: right now?

 

Hyuni: Yes! Come over~

 

jisung!!!: oki doki .D

jisung!!!: and also, i was serious earlier when i said that i hope you're not just saying you're okay because you don't want to worry us anymore

jisung!!!: if you're not okay, you can say it

jisung!!!: i think we're done freaking out now

 

Hyuni: I appreciate that, but I really am feeling a lot better now

Hyuni: I just got overwhelmed by. Well. Everything, I guess?

 

jisung!!!: yeah i get that

 

Hyuni: I needed a break and the quickest escape I could think of was to change my face

 

jisung!!!: thanks for telling us

jisung!!!: i haven't really read the gc but i bet no one else is mad at you either

 

Hyuni: Yeah

 

jisung!!!: do you like cheesecake

 

Hyuni: Yeah I do! Why?

 

jisung!!!: minho bought some for me earlier and i still have a bit left

jisung!!!: i'm taking it with me to your dorm! ^_^

 

Hyuni: omg okay! Thank you! I'll keep my door unlocked!

 

jisung!!!: yeah u better!!

jisung!!!: see u soon baby

 

Hyuni: Ajhdghsfsh...

Hyuni: See you soon <3

Notes:

fuck. i made myself crave cheesecake. omg now i wanna bake cheesecake

Chapter 34: can i tell you?

Summary:

jisung!!!: but i'm scared of explaining it because idk, it feels more real if i talk about it...?

jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just imagining things

jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just being lazy and this isn't actually a symptom of anything

Chapter Text

Monday 1:02 pm

[Private chat]: Minho!, Chan!

 

Minho!: Is something going on with Jisung?

 

Chan!: Why? What happened?

 

Minho!: Nothing happened, I'm just wondering

 

Chan!: I haven't heard about anything

Chan!: Why are you asking?

 

Minho!: I just noticed he's been getting a lot of bruises recently

 

Chan!: He hasn't told me about anything, but I guess he's been feeling down a lot

 

Minho!: In what way?

 

Chan!: When we're producing together

Chan!: Idk, he just seems tired or like, sluggish I guess? Like he doesn't wanna do much

Chan!: You should talk to him about the bruises though, he'll tell you if there's anything he wants you to know

 

Minho!: Yeah I'll do that now

 

Chan!: Good luck! Let me know how it goes : )

 

Minho!: kay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 1:14 pm

[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3

 

Minny: Hi, how are you?

 

jisung!!!: tired!!! wbu? <3

 

Minny: I'm good

Minny: Is there any reason why you've had so many bruises recently?

 

jisung!!!: wdym?

 

Minny: I talked to Chan and he said you've been feeling down as well

 

jisung!!!: oh, that

jisung!!!: haha yeah

jisung!!!: i don't really have a reason...?

 

Minny: That's okay

 

jisung!!!: and the bruises are just from me being clumsy

 

Minny: Are you sure?

 

jisung!!!: i mean

jisung!!!: i think so? mostly

 

Minny: I don't wanna make this seem like some sort of interrogation, I just wanna know if you're okay

 

jisung!!!: i'm scared

jisung!!!: i don't??

jisung!!!: i'm not sure how to explain?

 

Minny: That's okay baby, I'm glad you're telling me

Minny: What are you scared of?

 

jisung!!!: not really OF anything, just about something

 

Minny: Then what are you scared about?

 

jisung!!!: i'm not sure what's going on and it's a bit scary

jisung!!!: you know my memory is already shitty because of the drug thing

jisung!!!: but since i stopped with the new pills i've been feeling weird

jisung!!!: i can't tell if it's just withdrawal or it it's something else, i don’t remember everything that happened

 

Minny: This sounds like something you should probably talk to a doctor about, or tell your therapist so she can refer you to someone

 

jisung!!!: yeah but i'm scared she's gonna tell me that it's permanent

jisung!!!: like the memory thing, that i'm gonna live like this for the rest of my life

 

Minny: In what way are you feeling weird? Is it the memory loss that's gotten worse?

 

jisung!!!: no

jisung!!!: but i'm scared of explaining it because idk, it feels more real if i talk about it...?

jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just imagining things

jisung!!!: or maybe i'm just being lazy and this isn't actually a symptom of anything

 

Minny: Jisung, just tell me

Minny: If it's bad enough to bother you, you deserve to get help for it

 

jisung!!!: okay

jisung!!!: i guess i've just been more clumsy? or like, weak i guess?

jisung!!!: my motor skills are shit all of a sudden

 

Minny: You should definitely tell your therapist

Minny: Even if you don't tell her, you'll have to deal with the problems, but if you tell her there's a chance she can help

 

jisung!!!: i know you're right but it's scary

 

Minny: If you want, I can help you talk to her?

 

jisung!!!: no it's okay

jisung!!!: i'll do it the next time i go there

jisung!!!: i'm sorry i didn't tell you about this earlier, i feel like i've been really distant the past week

 

Minny: I know we're dating but you're allowed to deal with things by yourself whenever you want or need to

Minny: You can always tell me when something's bothering you though

 

jisung!!!: i know

 

Minny: And I don't really know how serious your issues are right now, but if you need help with anything, you can just ask

 

jisung!!!: thank you

jisung!!!: some days are normal, it's only a problem some of the time

 

Minny: How much of a problem?

 

jisung!!!: what do you mean?

 

Minny: Can you eat, shower, go to class, things like that?

 

jisung!!!: kind of??

 

Minny: Elaborate please

 

jisung!!!: it takes a lot more time than usual and most of the time i end up not going to class because it's difficult, but i think i could do it if i tried harder

 

Minny: Okay, so that's a no to my question

Minny: Do you think you can tell someone when you're having a bad day? Text them when you wake up or something?

 

jisung!!!: can i tell you?

 

Minny: Of course

 

jisung!!!: then yeah, sure

 

Minny: And would you be okay with me coming over on those days?

 

jisung!!!: yeah sure

jisung!!!: just don't

jisung!!!: idk

jisung!!!: treat me weird or whatever

 

Minny: Let me know if I treat you in a way that makes it feel like that, okay?

 

jisung!!!: oki doki

 

Minny: Good :)

 

jisung!!!: and minho?

 

Minny: Yeah? What is it?

 

jisung!!!: thank you

jisung!!!: you really don't have to take care of me, and normally i would try to convince you that it's not needed, but i already know that it's impossible to convince you of anything

jisung!!!: or at least something like this

jisung!!!: so thank you <3

 

Minny: It's really no problem

 

jisung!!!: still

jisung!!!: thank you<3

 

Minny: You're welcome I guess

 

jisung!!!: ...do i need to set your name to Mindere again?

 

Minny: Ajkhdsjsh,,, no

 

jisung!!!: thank you <3

 

Minny: Of course I'll help you

Minny: It's not even a question

 

jisung!!!: can you come to the music studio right now? i need to say something to your face

 

Minny: Is there something else wrong??

 

jisung!!!: no no this is a really good thing, i think

jisung!!!: you make me very happy

jisung!!!: i need to say these words to you <3

 

Minny: I'll be there in 10

 

jisung!!!: oki doki ^.^

Chapter 35: Never because of this

Summary:

Minny: This doesn't make you stupid

Minny: Though I would like to once again point out that I DO think you're stupid, just not because of this

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tuesday 5:00 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: life update, it's probably not permanent and i got medication for it! .D

 

Hyuni: ARE YOU OKAY????

 

Dad: Jisung what'shappening?? Are you good??

 

Beanie: Medication for what?

 

innie!!!: are oyu sick???

 

jisung!!!: ...i just realized that i might only have told minho about this

jisung!!!: but uhhh, yeah i'm good! or i will be! that's what the meds are for ^.^

 

fliplix: are you sick?

 

jisung!!!: no...?

jisung!!!: shit i just realized that i never told any of you the full story

jisung!!!: are you up for listening or should i just leave it at this?

 

Dad: Are you up for telling the story? Because I wanna know

 

jisung!!!: yeah sure!

 

Beanie: Then the ones of us who want to know can read

 

jisung!!!: oki doki

jisung!!!: so when i told you all that i used to take drugs to wipe my short term memory, it wasn't really like that

jisung!!!: i took them every single day until they made my health so bad i was forced to stop

jisung!!!: that's where my memory issues are from

jisung!!!: but recently i started taking some other drugs that dampened my power

 

fliplix: wAIT is that what's been going on with you??

 

jisung!!!: yeah, i stopped now though

jisung!!!: but when i stopped i also started having issues physically

jisung!!!: like, with my motor control

jisung!!!: it's something with my brain but idk what exactly, i didn't really understand what the doctor explained .p

jisung!!!: but the medicine is gonna make it better! .D

 

Dad: I'm so glad to hear that!

 

Softmin: Is this why you were so quiet in the dance studio yesterday, during our irl support Sunday?

 

jisung!!!: i guess, yeah

jisung!!!: couldn't really focus on anythnig

jisung!!!: sorry for that btw

 

Hyuni: Nope, you don't get to apologize for feeling bad

Hyuni: Apology rejected 😤

 

jisung!!!: ajkdhsfjsgsd i'm sorry

 

Hyuni: ...

 

jisung!!!: wait sorry i didnt meant to

jisung!!!: shit sorry

jisung!!!: FUCK

 

innie!!!: lmao

 

jisung!!!: im really trying not to say sorry again hhhhh

jisung!!!: there! i didn't say it!

 

fliplix: goob job bro u did ur best! ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 5:18 pm

[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3

 

jisung!!!: this is embarrassing

 

Minny: What is?

 

jisung!!!: all of this

jisung!!!: all my fucking issues that i have because of my own dumb decisions

jisung!!!: my fucked up brain and now also my fucked up body because i couldn't just act like normal person and deal with my power in a normal way

jisung!!!: it's embarrassing

 

Minny: Hey what the fuck?

 

jisung!!!: what do you MEAN what the fuck???

 

Minny: Literally none of us think it's your fault and it's not embarrassing

Minny: You told us what it's like for you to read minds

Minny: I don't think any of us would want that and we sure as hell don't think less of you because of how you've coped with it

Minny: I'm not gonna say you're not stupid because that would be a lie, but the reason you're stupid isn't because you decided that doing drugs would be better than mindreading

Minny: You're stupid because you think eating a singular orange is what cured the cold you had a few weeks ago

 

jisung!!!: hey! it's a fair assumption to make!

 

Minny: It really isn't

Minny: Anyway, my point is that you're definitely right about being stupid but it's not because of this

Minny: Never because of this

Minny: You get that?

 

jisung!!!: yeah, i guess so

 

Minny: I can fly but I'm still scared of heights

Minny: Like what the fuck???

Minny: It's not like I can die or even injury myself if I fall from a height, I can literally save myself immediately

Minny: It makes no sense for that to be scary

 

jisung!!!: feelings aren't always logical, that doesn't make them less valid

 

Minny: Do you think I'm stupid for avoiding heights?

 

jisung!!!: wtf??? why would i think that???

 

Minny: Exactly

 

jisung!!!: okay, look

jisung!!!: i see what you did here

jisung!!!: being scared of heights and doing drugs are two completely different things tho

 

Minny: Obviously, but they're both related to our powers and they're both things that we struggle with

 

jisung!!!: yeah true

 

Minny: This doesn't make you stupid

Minny: Though I would like to once again point out that I DO think you're stupid, just not because of this

 

jisung!!!: OMG MINHO STOP

 

Minny: Love you <3

 

jisung!!!: asjhkajhfdjg

jisung!!!: love you too <3

jisung!!!: I'M STILL OFFENDED THO!!

 

Minny: Would you tell a recovering alcoholic that they're stupid for turning to alcohol?

 

jisung!!!: no?? obviously not

 

Minny: Then stop saying it to yourself you fucking dumbass!!! You deserve just as much respect and understanding as you give to others, you hypocrite!!!

 

jisung!!!: thanks, i love being insulted while you attempt to comfort me ☺️💞

 

Minny: But is it working?

 

jisung!!!: i mean.. yeah i guess it is

jisung!!!: would work a lot better if you were here cuddling me tho

 

Minny: I don't do cuddles

 

jisung!!!: bitch what the FUCk you literally cuddled with me a few hours ago??? and you were the one who DEMANDED i cuddle you????

jisung!!!: stop lying we both know you love cuddling

 

Minny: Lies! Slander!

 

jisung!!!: okay mr cuddle hater

jisung!!!: no more cuddles for you

 

Minny: Okay, that's fine with me!

 

jisung!!!: lmao okay

jisung!!!: can u come over though?

 

Minny: Yeah I'm on my way

 

jisung!!!: yay ^.^

 

Minny: The group chat is probably wondering why you suddenly went quiet btw

 

jisung!!!: oH SHIT RIGHT WE WERE TALKING IN THE GC

 

Minny: Lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 5:31 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: jisung

fliplix: ...sungie??

fliplix: ohmygod he died

 

Dad: I think you might be jumping to conclusions there, buddy

 

fliplix: oh god i'm an orhpan 😫

 

Beanie: Chan is literally right there??

 

fliplix: oh boy how will i survive!

fliplix: im not ecuipped to handle this at ALL!!

fliplix: oh god...

 

Hyuni: Calm down lol it's not that serious

 

fliplix: one of yall is gonna have to step up and protect me from the strong ass theatre majors lol

fliplix: now that ji isnt here to do it anymore, i mean

 

Dad: Wait rewind, protect you from the theatre majors? What theatre majors? What are they doing to you?

 

innie!!!: oh great, you set off chan's dad instincts :/

innie!!!: but yeah i also wanna know why you need to be protected from them

 

fliplix: oh uhm

fliplix: haha just kidding! its not that deep lol

 

Dad: Kinda sounds like it is

 

fliplix: lol no haha theyre just a bit annoying, and sungie usually gets them to back off haha

 

Beanie: You're typing "lol" and "haha" way too much for me to believe you

Beanie: Please tell us what's really going on, or at least let us know if you don't want to talk about it

Beanie: You're obviously lying

 

fliplix: yeah okay

fliplix: but it's not that serious! it really isnt!

 

Beanie: Just tell us (if you want to!) and let us decide that for ourselves

 

fliplix: okay

fliplix: there's just this group of guys

fliplix: theyre theatre majors so they hang around the dance studios sometimes

fliplix: they know what my power is and we kinda argued on the first day of sophmore year??

 

innie!!!: kinda argued?

 

fliplix: haha yeah

fliplix: i tried to talk to them and they tought i was trying to mind control them and they kinda freaked out

fliplix: and some of them were a bit

fliplix: idk, violent i guess??

 

Beanie: How violent?

 

Softmin: What are their names

 

fliplix: nope not telling you, you'd kill them

 

Softmin: It would be deserved

 

fliplix: no! no killing! murder is bad!

 

Softmin: So are they, if they tried to do anything to you

Softmin: Murder isn't THAT bad if they were mean to you first

 

fliplix: seungmin no!

 

innie!!!: seungmin YES

 

fliplix: o h god not u too...

 

Beanie: Ngl, I'd beat them up too if they ever did anything to you

Beanie: But please keep talking, and everyone else, stop interrupting

 

fliplix: ajkhsdja okay

fliplix: thats kinda it tho

fliplix: nothing else really happened

 

Dad: Then why did you say that Ji has been protecting you from these guys?

 

fliplix: well they stop by the dance studios when i'm there sometimes

fliplix: the first time i saw them is when they tried to argue with me, but i got them to stop by telling them to stop cause i got kinda spooked

fliplix: the second time we met, they were mad at me for using my power on them that first time

fliplix: so they kinda tried to

fliplix: uh

fliplix: start shit

 

Dad: Meaning...?

 

fliplix: uh

fliplix: like, fight me

fliplix: physically

 

Dad: wHAT THE FUCK????!!??!?!?

 

Beanie: Felix? Please tell me they didn't actually. hit you

 

fliplix: well u see thats were sungie comes into it!

fliplix: that was a bit after we started hanging out irl so he was coming to the dance studio to hang out

fliplix: and he saw the guys right when they were trying to start shit

fliplix: and u know he doesnt like using his power, but he did on those guys just to scare them off

fliplix: like, he read their minds to find out personal stuff that would spook them enough to back off

fliplix: nothing bad!! just enough to stop them

 

Dad: Are they still bothering you?

 

fliplix: idk not really

fliplix: but sungie has been really protective since then and i think theyre kinda scared of us both now

 

Softmin: Give me their names

Softmin: I won't kill them, I promise

 

fliplix: well youll definitley do SOMETHING. so no im not telling you their names!

 

Softmin: :(

 

jisung!!!: i'm back i'm caught up and felix youre downplaying this A LOT, it was way worse!!!

 

fliplix: NO SUNGIE

 

Dad: fELIX????

Dad: Jisung, please tell us! How bad was it according to you?

 

jisung!!!: those guys have been hanging out around the dance studios and watching lix A LOT, it's honestly creepy

jisung!!!: we've told several teachers but the guys have never done anything worse than trying to fight him that first time, and since there's no proof they can't really do anything

jisung!!!: thats why i've been going to meet lix at the dance studios so much

 

Beanie: And you never thought to tell any of us about this?

 

fliplix: hyuni knows too!

 

Hyuni: Uhm... yeah hi

 

Dad: ...Hyunjin?

 

Hyuni: yea it's true

Hyuni: Ji and I have been playing bodyguards for a while now

 

Beanie: We need to do something to get them to stop for real

 

innie!!!: yeah! the support squad has a mission now

 

Softmin: Like... Murder?

 

fliplix: seungmin no

 

Softmin: Aww :(

 

fliplix: lol

fliplix: but it's fine guys! you don't need to worry about me, they're just weird! they havent tried to fight me since those first two times we met ^^

 

Dad: That's two times too much, and the fact that they're still hanging around the dance studios and watching you doesn't sound good

 

Beanie: Yeah, you never know what they might do

Beanie: We need to do something to get them to back off and not come back

 

Minny: Let's go talk to them tomorrow :)

 

Dad: Yeah! Let's do that : )

 

fliplix: that does not sounds good ajshdfjhd

fliplix: what are u gonna do??

 

Beanie: Don't worry about it Lix, they won't bother you again :)

 

fliplix: uhm hello???

fliplix: okay???

 

Dad: Changbin, Minho and I will take care of it, don't worry

 

Softmin: Can I join?

 

Dad: Of course! The more the merrier : )

 

Minny: That does not apply to Ji and Lix btw

Minny: Lix, because you shouldn't have to worry more about this, and Ji because you're fucking sick stop trying to leave the bed you dumbass I will literally tie you down if you don't stop I'm not even kidding

 

jisung!!!: .(

 

Minny: :)

 

innie!!!: well this sounds fun! i think i'm gonna go pretend this never happened now

 

Hyuni: Seems like a good plan!

Notes:

1. sorry for not responding to comments on the last chapter <3

2. my schedule says this was supposed to be posted yesterday. pls pretend it was <3

3. happy seungmin day! :D

Chapter 36: 1 is an even number

Summary:

innie!!!: hands up, how many of yall failed math?

fliplix: in my defence i am gay and also very not smart and math is also super boring ^_^

Notes:

this first conversation is from a tumblr post but i don't have tumblr so i can't link it <3

Chapter Text

Wednesday 1:14 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Softmin: Did you know that every odd number has the letter E in it?

 

Hyuni: WOAH

 

fliplix: not all of them! 30 and 50 aren't spelled with an e ^_^

 

Softmin: ...what

 

Dad: Please god give me patience

 

Minny: That math is really not it, Lix

Minny: 30 and 50 aren't odd numbers

 

Beanie: If you can split a number in half, it's even. 30 and 50 can be split in half so they are even

 

jisung!!!: 15 + 15 = 50

jisung!!!: 25 + 25 = 30

 

Dad: ...you sure about that one, bud?

 

innie!!!: when god was distributing brain cells, yall were clearly last in line :/

 

Softmin: Bye I give up

 

Hyuni: LMAOOOOO

 

Beanie: One

Beanie: Three

Beanie: Five

Beanie: Nine

Beanie: Those are the odd numbers, and every odd number after that is a variation of those which means that they're also spelled with an E

 

Dad: DUDE

 

Beanie: What?

 

Dad: YOU FORGOT SEVEN

 

Beanie: OH SHIT!!!

 

Softmin: What did I start...

 

fliplix: my head hurts

fliplix: MEURI APEUDA

 

Minny: This is why we say that everyone here is stupid

Minny: Like, just look at this

Minny: It's a fucking mess

 

innie!!!: hands up, how many of yall failed math?

 

fliplix: in my defence i am gay and also very not smart and math is also super boring ^_^

 

innie!!!: and omg you guys forgot about eight, that's even and has an E in it

 

Minny: Why would EIGHT be brought up if it's EVEN and we're talking about ODDS????

 

Dad: Seungmin said that "every odd number has an E in it", not "every number with an E in it is odd"

Dad: The reading comprehension really left this chat, huh

 

jisung!!!: two is odd and doesnt have an E in it

 

Minny: Are you actually serious right now?

Minny: I'm fucking crying just delete this group chat already, all the pain is not worth it

 

Softmin: The one thing I've learned is that you can't get rid of this group chat no matter how hard you try

 

innie!!!: TWO IS ODD??? WTF IM SCREAMING

 

Beanie: What about zero though? Isn't that an odd number?

 

Hyuni: Okay but hear me out

Hyuni: 30 and 50 make up for it because theyre pronounced like thirtEE and fiftEE

 

innie!!!: bro why is that even relevant, both of those numbers are EVEN

 

Dad: What the heck is going on?

 

Minny: 1 is an even number

 

Softmin: Oh god, not you too...

Softmin: I'm actually gonna kick all of you in the shins the next time we meet, I'm not kidding

 

fliplix: 30 and 50 have an e in them

 

Dad: They literally don't

Dad: There's no E in THIRTY and FIFTY

 

jisung!!!: zero isn't a number

 

Beanie: It cannot be divided by two though, can it?

 

jisung!!!: yes it can???

jisung!!!: 0 divided by 2 is 0

 

Minny: ODD NUMERS:

Minny: ONE

Minho: THREE

Minny: FIVE

Minny: SEVEN

Minny: NINE

 

Beanie: odd NUMERS, huh?

 

Minny: Shut up Changbin

 

Dad: Anything that ends with 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8 is even and everything that ends with 1, 5, 7, 9 is odd

Dad: It's really not that difficult

 

Minny: YOU FORGOT ABOUT THREE

 

innie!!!: yeah and what about four???

 

Minny: What about it????????

 

innie!!!: four doesnt have an E in it

 

Dad: tHATS BECAUSE ITS EVEN!!!

 

jisung!!!: numbers arent real

 

Hyuni: Is anything really

 

Softmin: OOOOKAY, I'M CUTTING US OFF HERE!

Softmin: I'm sorry for bringing this up, I had no idea it was gonna go like this

Softmin: Please forget this ever happened

 

fliplix:

 

jisung!!!: LMAO MOOD

 

Hyuni: SAME

 

innie!!!: honestly?

innie!!!: that's all of us

 

fliplix: we may not be smart but at least were pretty (✿◠‿◠)

 

jisung!!!: true (✿◠‿◠)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 7:35 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: i ate a shit ton of strawberries and didn't immediately feel like the textbook definition of health

jisung!!!: i have concluded that fruits and vegetables are a scam

 

Dad: ...how?

 

jisung!!!: probably just propaganda by the government to sell us fruits and veggies that we only think we need, but we don't actually

jisung!!!: it's a scam!

 

Beanie: No, it's not a scam

Beanie: Please eat your vegetables

 

innie!!!: no no he might be onto something here!

 

Dad: The only thing Jisung is onto is his own stupidity

Dad: Please don't encourage him

 

Hyuni: I bet eggplants are poisonous, they taste too bad to be good for your health

 

jisung!!!: if our bodies actually needed fruits and veggies, our bodies would like eating them! right! that makes sense!

 

Dad: Jisung please

Dad: No conspiracy theories

Dad: My brain isn't awake enough to explain to you why this is wrong

 

jisung!!!: sounds to me like you just can't accept the fact that i'm correct ^_^

 

Dad: You know what? Sure

Dad: You're right, fruits and veggies are a scam and the government is trying to make you addicted to things you don't actually need

 

Softmin: ...why is everyone here so stupid

 

innie!!!: watch out, the stupidity is contagious!

 

Softmin: I've known you guys for several months

Softmin: I think it's too late for me to watch out now

 

innie!!!: woops lmao i guess you've already caught the stupid then ^.^

 

Softmin: :/

 

fliplix: hnestly... that makes sens

fliplix: seungmo tried to tell me that the movie 'IT' is called that becase the clown works for the IT department

 

Beanie: LMAOOOO

 

Softmin: In my defense, I didn't come up with that

Softmin: Jisung told me first and then I decided to try and trick Lix with it

 

Dad: So much stupidity... and there's only 8 of us... imagine how much stupid there is in every single person here

 

innie!!!: like i said, it's contagious

innie!!!: it's like we all combine our brains whenever we meet but we dont get any smarter

 

Softmin: If anything, we all become more stupid from being around each other

 

innie!!!: exactly ^.^

 

fliplix: this group taught me that math isnt real and science is a scam

fliplix: speaking of school!

fliplix: im scared to ask but what happened to those theatre majors i told u about earlier this week? the ones who used to bohter me?

 

Dad: Don't worry about them anymore Lixie : )

 

Softmin: They've been dealt with :)

 

Minny: You won't have to talk to them ever again :)

 

Beanie: They shouldn't be giving you anymore trouble, and if they do, just tell us and we'll eliminate them :)

 

fliplix: eLIMINATE????

fliplix: sir please... what did u do

 

Dad: We really just talked to them, I promise

 

fliplix: well what did u say????

 

jisung!!!: honestly i'm really curious to know as well

 

Dad: Nothing bad!

Dad: We might have vaguely threatened them a little bit, but that's the worst of it, I swear!

 

fliplix: VAGUELY threatened them A LITTLE BIT

 

Dad: Yeah! Nothing too bad : )

 

fliplix: um okay

fliplix: thanks, i think?

 

Softmin: It was our pleasure

 

Minny: Yeah, it really was!

 

jisung!!!: sometimes you guys scare me...

 

Hyuni: Sometimes??

Hyuni: I'm scared of them all the time D:

 

Minny: As you should be ;)

 

Hyuni: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

 

Dad: Oookay...

 

Softmin: Bye guys I gotta go study

Softmin: You probably should, too

 

fliplix: thx but no thx, thats boring ^_^

 

jisung!!!: yeah same id rater be stupid

 

Softmin: Well there's no need to worry about that! You already are :)

 

jisung!!!: thanks ^o^

 

Softmin: It wasn't a compliment! :)

 

jisung!!!: '3'

Chapter 37: i am your father

Summary:

Minny: I asked Jisung for some cobblestone in minecraft earlier so I could finish building our house

Minny: and he was like "how much do you need? 700? I can get you 700 blocks of cobblestone!"

Minny: and then he threw about 30 full stacks of cobblestone at me

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 5:34 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: YO today minho asked me if i would be upset if my first child was a daughter

jisung!!!: so i started mentally preparing to physically fight minho bc i thought he was gonna say smth sexist

 

Dad: ...your first instinct if he said something sexist would be to physically fight him??

 

jisung!!!: yeah, what else would i do?

 

Dad: Okay...

 

jisung!!!: ANYWAY that's not what happened

jisung!!!: i was like "no wtf?? why would i be upset about that??"

jisung!!!: and this DUMBASS

jisung!!!: this absolute fucking CLOWN

jisung!!!: he said "well, you won't be able to say 'i am your father' if you have a daughter"

jisung!!!: you know

jisung!!!: like the star wars reference

 

Beanie: Wait a sec, back up

Beanie: Why wouldn't you be able to say "I am your father" if your first child is a girl???

 

jisung: tHATS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!

jisung: turns out this IDIOT completely forgot how words work, and thought that if my first child is a daughter, it would make me their mom

 

fliplix: lmao wtf minho??

 

jisung: so i had to explain to him that the genitals of my child does not change my own gender

jisung: no matter what my child has between their legs, i will still be their dad

 

Beanie: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

innie!!!: oh god this gc just gets stupider and stupider every single day

 

Softmin: I'm sorry but I don't think we'll ever be more stupid than earlier this week when I tried to talk about math with you guys

Softmin: That was a level of stupid I doubt we'll ever be able to recreate

 

Hyuni: You'd be impressed by how stupid we can be!

 

Softmin: I don't think impressed is the right word to use... :/

 

Beanie: I THOUGHT MINHO WAS ONE OF THE SMART ONES

 

fliplix: what smart ones? lmao

fliplix: were all dumb here ^_^

 

Dad: Maybe I'm dumb for bringing this up but are Minho & Jisung still fighting over what to name their future child?

 

Minny: We've decided to put that conversation on hold and focus on our minecraft farm for now

 

Dad: ...what

 

Minny: My minecraft server is now mine AND Hannie's minecraft server, and we're building a farm together!

Minny: We can argue over the names of our minecraft animals instead of our future children

 

Beanie: So... you're still arguing about names, just in a different situation?

 

jisung!!!: exactly! ^_^

 

Beanie: So basically, you didn't solve anything?

 

jisung!!!: i'd say that depends on how you define solving

 

fliplix: oooh what animals do u have on your farm? :D

 

jisung!!!: ten sheep, five cows and tree pigs!

jisung!!!: and a bunch of chickens but idk how many!

jisung!!!: and minho has 5 cats + i have 2 cats!

jisung!!!: and also a llama! .D

 

Hyuni: Woah that's gotta be a lot of names!

 

jisung!!!: yeah we mixed our less good name ideas (like throckmorton & rainbow) with our good name ideas, so honestly we dont even have to argue! we just use all the names!

 

fliplix: aww wholesome <3

 

Minny: I asked Jisung for some cobblestone in minecraft earlier so I could finish building our house

Minny: and he was like "how much do you need? 700? I can get you 700 blocks of cobblestone!"

Minny: and then he threw about 30 full stacks of cobblestone at me

 

jisung!!!: babe! i am providing for this family!!

 

Minny: Yeah but I only needed like... ten

 

fliplix: thats a love language <3

fliplix: yall are literally so wholesome, this is sickening

 

innie!!!: lol mood

 

fliplix: cant believe chris is responsible for introducing u two to each other!!

 

Dad: What?

Dad: Oh that's right, I made this group chat! And they met through this group chat!

 

jisung!!!: woah woah woah woah woah...

 

Minny: Let's pump it up...?

 

jisung!!!: LMAO great loona reference! but no that's not where i was going with this

jisung!!!: i just realized how much friendship chan is responsible for???

 

Hyuni: Oh yes that is right!

 

Dad: Wdym?

 

Softmin: Pretty much all of us met through this group chat, and you're the one who made it happen

 

Dad: Well, you're the ones who asked to be in it! You guys should have just as much credit for this friendship as I do : )

 

jisung!!!: speaking of this friendship

jisung!!!: can you imagine whta would have happened if we didnt pass minho's vibe check back when this gc started?

jisung!!!: there wouldn't even have been a group chat!!

 

Hyuni: What are you TALKING about???

 

jisung!!!: the way minho just takes one look at someone and goes "oh i bet she's cheating on her boyfriend

jisung!!!: and guess what?? i just found out that she IS cheating on her boyfriend!! minho's vibe was right!!

jisung!!!: he vibe checks everyone he meets and honestly im a bit intimidated by how accurate his vibes are

 

Hyuni: Wait actually, I know what you mean!

Hyuni: He just kinda vibechecks everyone he meets

 

Minny: I do...?

 

Hyuni: The fact that you don't even know you're doing it only makes it funnier, lmao

 

fliplix: minho be like *stares menacingly at you* VIBE CHECK!!!

 

jisung!!!: LMFAO

 

Hyuni: Minho, king of vibechecks!!

 

Beanie: ...

Beanie: How did we go from talking about minecraft, to whatever this is?

 

Softmin: I'm surprised that you're surprised

 

innie!!!: yeah this is one of the least random topic changes we've ever had

 

Beanie: Okay, that's probably true

 

jisung!!!: anyway who wants to visit our minecraft server? .D

jisung!!!: the offer is only for today so reply fast pls

 

fliplix: ME ME ME

 

Hyuni: ooh I wanna see it! :D

 

innie!!!: me too uwu

 

Softmin: Sure

 

Dad: That sounds fun! : )

 

Beanie: I wanna!

 

Minny: Ok I'll invite everyone I guess

Minny: but if any of you kill our animals, you will never get to visit again

Minny: You will be banned eternally

 

innie!!!: that's fair tbh

 

Minny: Welcome to our minecraft farm :)

Notes:

this is unrelated to the chapter but my teacher did tiktok dances in the classroom today <3

Chapter 38: Okay

Summary:

Dad: Wanna talk about the bad decisions you made earlier?

jisung!!!: ate something i'm allergic to, took medicine that i'm allergic to, now i think i'm having double allergic reactions

Dad: gOD GO SEE A DOCTOR PLEASE!!!

Chapter Text

Sunday 11:24 am

[Private chat]: Seungmin, Jeongin

 

Seungmin: Hi, wanna meet up and have lunch together?

 

Jeongin: I would want to but I'm not home yet :(

Jeongin: Dinner instead?

 

Seungmin: Sure!

Seungmin: Where are you, by the way?

 

Jeongin: I went home over the weekend so I could visit my grandma

 

Seungmin: Is she okay?

 

Jeongin: Actually, not really...?

Jeongin: She has alzheimers and idk, I guess it's been going on for a while

Jeongin: I went to visit her at the nursing home yesterday

Jeongin: I might talk about it on support sunday later cause I'm not sure if I can repeat myself, idk

 

Seungmin: That's fine

Seungmin: I hope you're doing okay

 

Jeongin: To be honest, I don't know

 

Seungmin: I don't know how you're feeling but I hope it gets better

Seungmin: We'll all listen if you decide that you wanna talk about it for the support Sunday later

 

Jeongin: Thank you

 

Seungmin: Yeah <3

 

Jeongin: <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday 7:58 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SNDAU DINSA DNSUADY DISNDYA

fliplix: ITS SUNDAY!!!!!

 

Hyuni: IT'S SUNDAY!!!!! <3

 

jisung!!!: support time .D

 

Dad: Hi everyone! : )

Dad: I hope no one suffered too much when we decided to have it irl earlier this week?

 

fliplix: chris no one suffered

 

Dad: Struggled, suffered, whatever, I just hope no one had too bad of a time!

 

jisung!!!: for the LAST time, i didnt have a bad time, i was just sick!!

 

Dad: Still! You've said yourself that you don't always like being too many people together, and I can imagine that talking about so deep and emotional stuff only makes it worse

 

jisung!!!: chan i promise i wasn't suffering

jisung!!!: if it was 8 strangers, i would probably have been so anxious that i couldn't help but hear all of your thoughts, but it's just you guys and you don't make me anxious!

jisung!!!: mentally, i was doing fine that day and the support sunday only made it better ^_^

 

Dad: Okay good

 

Minny: Have you been worried about this all week?

 

Dad: No...

 

Minny: You could have talked to us about it

 

Dad: I just said no, though?

 

Beanie: And no one believed you

Beanie: But just like Minho said, you can always talk to us! Especially if you're worried about us!

 

Dad: Yeah I know, sometimes it just feels like I shouldn't

 

Beanie: Tell those thoughts to fuck off, you're always allowed to ask for support or reassurance about literally anything that bothers you!

 

Dad: Thanks Binnie <3

 

Beanie: <3

 

Minny: Is the irl support day the only thing that has been bothering you?

 

Dad: Uhm

Dad: No

Dad: Or well it's kind of related to that, I guess?

 

Beanie: What is it?

Beanie: If you wanna talk about it! No pressure!

 

Dad: I just had a few dreams this week that I'm pretty sure were prophetic

Dad: Saw some of you guys in them

 

fliplix: wanna tell us about the dreams? <3

 

Dad: I think I saw Ji having a panic attack, which is what made me think maybe talking about all of this irl had been too much

Dad: I had that dream on Monday, right after we met up irl

 

jisung!!!: oh

 

Dad: Has that happened yet? The panic attack?

Dad: Of course you don't have to answer if you don't want to!

 

jisung!!!: i had a panic attack yesterday but i promise it had nothing to do with the support sunday!!

 

Dad: Are you okay??

 

jisung!!!: yeah i'm better now ^_^

 

Dad: Good, I'm glad

 

jisung!!!: did you have any other dreams?

 

Dad: Uh, yeah, a few

Dad: A lot of the time, I see things that are going to happen in someone's life the exact same way they're going to happen

Dad: But sometimes my dreams are metaphorical?

Dad: Like, I see a visual representation of what someone's feelings will be like, but I can't see the actual situation that will to happen

 

Beanie: Oh wait that's kinda cool!

Beanie: if we ignore the fact that you have nightmares and insomnia, I mean

 

Dad: Haha yeah I guess it is!

 

Hyuni: but what other dreams did you have?

 

Dad: Uh, I had one where I saw you Hyuni, but your whole body was constricted by chains and stuff

Dad: You couldn't move at all

Dad: I could tell that this one was a metaphor for something else cause you weren't in a physical place, there was just a big nothingness around you

Dad: I guess it means you feel stuck? Or that something will happen that's gonna make you feel stuck?

 

Hyuni: Sounds sad

 

Dad: I also had one where Lix was helping Seungmin walk, but I couldn't tell what had happened

Dad: Like, Lix had his arm around him and was supporting most of his weight

 

Softmin: Maybe I'll get injured in some way?

 

Dad: Yeah it looked like that

Dad: You were walking somewhere on campus, I think toward the dorms but I only got a short glimpse of that so it was hard to tell

Dad: But yeah that's what's been up with me this week : )

 

Hyuni: I'm glad you told us

Hyuni: I mean, it's probably hard to know all those things when you never share them with anyone else

Hyuni: Even if those dreams aren't about yourself, you're the one who has to worry when you're the only one who knows about it, if you get what I mean?

 

Dad: Yeah I think I do

 

Hyuni: So if it helps to talk about it, I wouldn't mind if you told us about your dreams more often

Hyuni: Cause you almost never talk about it

 

Dad: I guess it just feels like it might be too much to deal with? Especially when I dream about you guys

 

Beanie: You could always ask first, see if we're up for hearing about it or not

 

Minny: Yeah

Minny: You don't even have to tell the person the dream was about, it could be any one of us

 

fliplix: as long as u tell someone, it probably feels better! ^_^

 

Dad: I think that's a good idea

Dad: Thank you guys, really

Dad: But enough about me! How's everyone else been this week? : )

 

Minny: Stressed

 

Hyuni: oh no! Why? :(

 

Minny: nothing bad, just a lot of assignments due at the same

Minny: I also forgot to pay my phone bill thing that I can't remember the name of right now so I didn't get new data this month

Minny: or well I paid it now but it's gonna take a few days for that to go through so rn I just can't use my phone unless theres free wifi

Minny: I also got a job today

 

Beanie: That's nice! Where are you gonna work?

 

Minny: cat cafe

 

fliplix: omg thats perfect for you!!

 

Minny: yeah I like it

 

Dad: Are you tired? You seem kinda tired

 

Minny: yeah

 

jisung!!!: he looks like he's asleep rn

jisung!!!: i would send a pic but i think he would throw something at me and ill throw up if i have to move

 

Dad: Oh are you together right now? And diD YOU JUST SAY THROW UP???????

 

jisung!!!: yes i did but i'm not sick lmao i just made bad decisions earlier

jisung!!!: and yeah we're together in my dorm! .D

 

Hyuni: Aren't you always? lol

 

jisung!!!: AHHAHAHHA min just dropped his phone

jisung!!!: he fell asleep?? i think??

jisung!!!: i dont wanna check on him he's too far away

 

Dad: Wanna talk about the bad decisions you made earlier?

 

jisung!!!: ate something i'm allergic to, took medicine that i'm allergic to, now i think i'm having double allergic reactions

 

Dad: gOD GO SEE A DOCTOR PLEASE!!!

 

jisung!!!: i already called one lmao then minho brought me the medicine i was supposed to take the first time and now its better lol

jisung!!!: hyuni, how are you today? ^_^

 

Hyuni: I know you're only asking so you don't have to talk about yourself anymore, but I'm getting better!

 

jisung!!!: i actually care about how you feel tho

 

Hyuni: haha I know! I just meant the timing of the question lol

Hyuni: anyway yeah, no more impulses to run away and change my identity

Hyuni: It was kinda overwhelming to get back to everything but I felt more mentally prepared for it so it's manageable

 

fliplix: that's nice!!

 

Hyuni: Wbu Lix? You haven't talked yet today

 

fliplix: yeah i'm ok!

fliplix: ive read too much about powers recently so now i'm having a lot of Bad Ideas about that but it's not like im gonna do anything, i just have a lot of thoughts

 

Dad: Wanna talk about those thoughts? <3

 

fliplix: maybe later....?

 

Dad: That's fine! <3

Dad: Then, what about Seungmin? Innie? Binnie?

 

Beanie: For once my mom didn't even mention powers when I talked to her on the phone, so my day has been great! :)

 

Dad: That's really good! I'm happy for you : )

 

Softmin: I've been hanging out with Hyuni the past few days

Softmin: Feeling way better than just a week ago

 

Beanie: Yay!

 

jisung!!!: yay minie good for u!! <3

 

Softmin: Thank you guys <3

 

innie!!!: i'm actually kind of sad? but also feeling really good?

 

Dad: Wanna talk? <3

 

innie!!!: yeah

innie!!!: so i stayed at my parents house this weekend, and yesterday i went to visit my grandma at the nursing home where she lives now

innie!!!: i had a lot of things to say about it earlier but now i don't feel as sad about it

innie!!!: she has alzheimers

innie!!!: apparently there are phases to it and my dad said that he thinks she might be in the final phase but she got diagnosed late and idk tbh

 

Hyuni: You don't have to explain it perfectly, just make sure that you express what you want to express <3

 

innie!!!: okay, i'll try

innie!!!: i went there with my younger brother and my dad

innie!!!: we had to wear face masks because apparently they've had some sickness going around and the nurses don't wanna get the people who live there to get sick again

innie!!!: which my dad was kinda mad about cause he said that my grandma doesn't recognize him with a mask on

 

Softmin: I understand why they want visitors to wear masks, but that's still tough

 

innie!!!: it was the first time me and my brother visited her since neither of us live close to home and she only moved there at the start of this year

innie!!!: but she recognized us even with the masks on

innie!!!: honestly it was really emotional while i was there but now i'm just?? drained i guess

innie!!!: i was so nervous before we got there, i worried about so many things, but when i saw her sitting on the balcony and walked out to her it all felt a lot better

 

Dad: I'm glad <3

 

innie!!!: i stood bent over in front of her and held her hand the entire time while my dad and brother sat on either side of her

innie!!!: i thought i wouldn't recognize her when i saw her and i might have cried if i had been alone, but this was still her, just felt different

innie!!!: not as bad as i thought it would be though

innie!!!: she didn't say much cause she struggles to talk now, but i know she was happy to see us there

innie!!!: i don't know what else i have to say about it, it was just emotional and i'm still thinking a lot and i'm pretty sad but it was nice to just spend time with her

 

Hyuni: It sounds nice that you got to have that moment with your grandma

 

Beanie: Did it feel bad to hold her hand?

Beanie: Because of the emotions, I mean

 

innie!!!: i don't know? i'm pretty confused but i'm still glad that i held her hand

 

Beanie: As long as you're happy, that's good

 

innie!!!: she felt so confused though, that's the only emotion i could really focus on

innie!!!: there were a lot more fleeting ones that passed by but those always ended in a second or two

innie!!!: anyway thanks for listening! i need a nap

 

Dad: Go take a nap then! <3

 

fliplix: ill see u all tomorrow for the memes! ^o^

 

innie!!!: yay memes i cant wait

 

Softmin: Sleep well! Bye everyone else!

 

Minny: Good bye

 

Beanie: Bai :)

Chapter 39: god's funniest mistake

Summary:

jisung!!!: minho made me take a bdsm test this morning to see how compatible we are

Beanie: ...what the fuck

Hyuni: oh my god

Notes:

head's up that they mention sex and bdsm several times in this chapter, it's not talked about in detail but just so no one gets uncomfy ^_^

also minho's link is real so don't click on it unless you're sure you want to

Chapter Text

Monday 9:51 am

[Private chat]: bestest boyfies <3

 

Minny: Good morning <3

Minny: Did you take your meds today?

 

jisung!!!: yup yup! when are you having lunch? ^_^

 

Minny: Probably around 2 pm

Minny: Want me to call you around then?

 

jisung!!!: yeah!❤️

 

Minny: okay ❤️

Minny: Anyway I have something for you to do if you're free (and it doesn't make you uncomfortable)

 

jisung!!!: okay...?

 

Minny: I wanna test how compatible we are

Minny: https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode

 

jisung!!!: LMAO sure!

 

Minny: Not saying we're gonna do bdsm or anything, I just want to take the test for fun

 

jisung!!!: okay but i also wanna take it so let's go! .D

 

Minny: Tell me your results when you're done

 

jisung!!!: oki doki ^.^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 4:02 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: LMFAO

jisung!!!: minho made me take a bdsm test this morning to see how compatible we are

 

Beanie: ...what the fuck

 

Hyuni: oh my god

 

jisung!!!: and i got like 94% submissive while he got 94% dominant

jisung!!!: so i guess that means we're compatible! lmao

 

innie!!!: okay but why the fuck was that minho's first idea for testing your compatibility?

 

fliplix: why didnt he just refer to a birth chart like the rest of us? :(

 

innie!!!: okay but i wouldn't wanna give someone my birth chart, so not that

innie!!!: i meant like...

innie!!!: idk

innie!!!: one of those love tests where you put your name and the name of the person you have a crush on and then it gives you a percentage, or smth

 

Beanie: OMG WE NEED TO DO THAT FOR MIN + SUNG!!!

 

fliplix: hey wait thats a great ship name!! :D

 

Hyuni: Minsung!! omg that sounds so good!

 

innie!!!: lmao wait these bitches really got 35%

innie!!!: WAIT LMAO

innie!!!: I PUT THEIR NAMES IN THE OPPOSITE ORDER AND NOW IT SAYS 25%

 

jisung!!!: 😠

 

innie!!!: the love test doesn't lie~~

 

Minny: I'm gonna put Jeongin and Changbin in the love test

 

innie!!!: hang on a second, what

 

Minny: 43%! Maybe you should give it a shot! :)

 

innie!!!: i literally Do Not want that

 

Beanie: Don't you love me Innie? D:

Beanie: Cmere, let me kiss u!!!

 

innie!!!: NO STOP

innie!!!: I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ASEXUAL (STILL FIGURING THAT OUT LMAO) AND IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT KISSING!!!

 

Beanie: Oh okay, in that case

Beanie: Wanna move into an apartment downtown, visit independently run coffee shops together every morning, adopt a puppy and fill our windows with plants?

 

innie!!!: hell yeah!

 

Minny: Who wants to go in the love test next? :)

 

Dad: Okay, but why do we have to do that though?

 

Softmin: No one here except you and Jisung are dating, isn't that kind of pointless?

 

Minny: Thanks Chan and Seungmin for volunteering :)

Minny: Your names are now going in the love tester!

 

Softmin: ...Shit

 

Minny: damn, 64%! You two should start dating already!

 

Dad: Ajshdhjgdfhad

 

jisung!!!: no, you shouldn't! follow your hearts! date whoever you want, don't let an online test dictate your life!

 

innie!!!: the love test has spoken

innie!!!: now you should base the rest of your life on this random online test ^.^

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Softmin: Yeah sure

 

jisung!!!: sEUNGMIN????

 

Softmin: I'm down to let online quizzes decide my entire life

Softmin: I should take some buzzfeed quizzes, actually

 

jisung!!!: damn okay

 

Dad: wAIT I missed how this conversation started

Dad: Why were Minho and Jisung talking about bdsm???

 

jisung!!!: chan... Please

jisung!!!: that was so long ago

jisung!!!: and also how dare you mention that word in here!!

 

Minny: Yeah Chan, don't talk about such unholy things in this holy group chat!

 

Dad: ...what

 

jisung!!!:

 

Minny:

 

Dad: Please tell me you two are together irl

Dad: I can't handle the idea that your minds are just THAT similar that you send those memes at the same time

 

jisung!!!: lol no, we're actually not together irl (for once in our lives lmao)

 

Dad: oh god...

 

fliplix: hey speaking of bdsm!!

fliplix: i hav questions about s3x for jisung and jeongin

fliplix: but i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy which is why im saying that i have questions instead of just asking the questions ^_^

 

Beanie: Why did you censor sex? This isn't twitter lmao

 

fliplix: i know

fliplix: and LOL idk why i did that :p

 

jisung!!!: wait why only for me and jeongin??

 

fliplix: because hes an empath and youre a telepath and thats what i wanna ask about! ^_^

 

jisung!!!: oooh okay! .D

jisung!!!: you can ask! i might not answer depending on what the question is, but you can ask

 

innie!!!: yeah agree, just ask and we'll answer if we want to

 

fliplix: basically i just wanted to know if s3x is better when you can read minds/feel what the other person is feeling

fliplix: like, is it more intense?

fliplix: wait innie said that he's maybe ace ajkshdfjksdhfs,,, sorry

 

innie!!!: no that's cool, i told u to ask

 

fliplix: ajhfdjhajgs

 

innie!!!: but YES it definitely is more intense as an empath

innie!!!: for better or worse

 

fliplix: ooooh!

 

jisung!!!: i don't read minds during sex so i can't answer that .D

 

Minny: You could read my mind during sex ;)

 

jisung!!!: i could ;)

 

Minny: Ajshdhdsgfajdfsa

Minny:

 

Beanie: MINHO NO! THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT!!!

 

Minny: Uh... No?

Minny: Innie is the youngest here and he literally just indirectly admitted that he has had sex before

 

Hyuni: This conversation is so weird idek what to think

 

Dad: Same

Dad: ANYWAY!

Dad: Happy meme monday everyone : )

 

Hyuni: OMG HAPPY MEME MONDAY!!!!! <3 <3

 

fliplix: cant believe all the memes today were about s3x...

 

Beanie: I can believe it

 

Softmin: Yeah me too, it's not that surprising tbh

 

fliplix: ...okay MAYBE it makes sense

fliplix: just a little bit tho

 

Minny: Sexy meme Monday ;)

 

jisung!!!: this group chat should have an age rating system ajsdhfjsg

 

Hyuni: 15+

 

jisung!!!: i was thinking more like… 30+

 

Hyuni: LMAO

 

Beanie: No one here is 30 though?

 

jisung!!!: exactly!

jisung!!!: none of us should be allowed to be here

 

Beanie: Yeah okay that's fair

 

Hyuni: Honestly, he has a point

 

innie!!!: yeah makes sense

 

Softmin: Glad that we've established this group chat was a mistake!

Softmin: It's probably god's funniest mistake tbh

 

fliplix: LMFAOOO

 

Hyuni: I can't believe Seungminnie is admitting that he finds us funny :0

 

Beanie: I can't believe bang chan is the one who created all this!

 

Dad:

 

fliplix: OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

innie!!!: lol

 

Dad: What a mess, haha

Chapter 40: Mysterious kitchen

Summary:

Minny: If you want, I'll teach you how to cook

innie!!!: HELL YEAH!

Dad: LANGUAGE!!!

Chapter Text

Tuesday 7:03 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Minny: Is anyone else here banned from a kitchen?

 

Beaie: Wait WHAT

Beanie: Are you banned from a kitchen??????

 

Minny: No, I'm asking if any of you guys are

 

Hyuni: no??

 

fliplix: why would we be

 

Minny: I'm just asking

Minny: Cause if you are, I think that's stupid

 

innie!!!: ...are you calling us stupid?

 

Minny: Nope ;)

 

innie!!!: okay...?

innie!!!: n e way, i'm banned from a kitchen by my roommates :(

 

Minny: You are coming over to my apartment asap, ok?

 

innie!!!: wait what why??

 

Minny: But first I need to know if anyone else is banned from any kitchens!

Minny: Jisung doesn't have to answer cause we've already talked about this irl

 

Softmin: I have no idea where you're going with this, but no, I'm not banned from a kitchen

 

Dad: Me neither

 

Beanie: I wanna know why you're asking so much about this

 

Minny: I think we should ban banning people from kitchens because it's stupid and unhelpful and only makes problems worse

 

Softmin: Elaborate please?

 

Minny: If one of your friends is a disaster in the kitchen, isn't it better to teach them how to cook rather than ban them from using it ever again? How are they supposed to learn if you don't let them???

Minny: Yes I'm mad and yes I will rant about it

Minny: Banning someone from the kitchen doesn't help anyone, it only makes them feel bad about themselves and prevents them from improving

Minny: Even if you don't have the time/energy to teach them how to cook, at least provide some resources! Or talk to them about it! Don't just ban them from learning!

Minny: Cooking is a skill everyone should have the opportunity to learn and you're taking that away from them

Minny: It only makes people feel bad which is why I think we should ban banning people from kitchens

Minny: Especially if the only reason you're banned is because you got high and made something explode inside a microwave

 

Dad: ...did Jisung do that?

 

jisung!!!: lol yes

jisung!!!: in my defense i was in a very bad place emotionally and didn't really care about anything .p

 

Beanie: I agree with Minho's rant

 

innie!!!: so wait, why do i have to come to minho's apartment?

 

Minny: If you want, I'll teach you how to cook

 

innie!!!: HELL YEAH!

 

Dad: LANGUAGE!!!

 

Minny: I already told Ji I would teach him some things so I might as well teach you too

 

innie!!!: HELL YES!

 

Dad: ...I literally just told you to mind your language :/

 

innie!!!: and i did? i said YES instead of YEAH

 

Dad: sigh...

 

Hyuni: Oh damn you got him to type out his sighs like some type of madman!

 

Dad: Hyuni pls...

 

Hyuni: :P

 

jisung!!!: LMAO SORRY FOR CHANGING THE TOPIC BUT CAN I SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT MINHO SENT ME THIS MORNIG?

 

fliplix: omg yes pls gimme the Minsung Tea™!!!

 

jisung!!!: i told him i was having a hard day aND THIS IS WHAT HE SENT TO SUPPORT ME

jisung!!!:

 

fliplix: LMAO

 

Hyuni: OMFG LOL

 

Dad: Minho please... Hahahha

 

Beanie: BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

 

Minny: Okay, but did it work?

 

jisung!!!: 10/10 successful

jisung!!!: you did great babe <3

 

Minny: ajhdsgfsak

 

fliplix: i really apreciate how jisung is the only one who can get minho to keyboard smash

fliplix: very cute!! ( ^_^ )

 

innie!!!: what happens if you boil pizza

 

fliplix: ...what

fliplix: where did that come from?

 

Minny: Jeongin please don't

 

innie!!!: but what happens!

 

Hyuni: It gets soggy?

Hyuni: Idk

 

fliplix: you get soggy, wet pizza

 

innie!!!: oh

innie!!!: thats disgusting

 

Minny: What did you think was gonna happen??

 

innie!!!: something cool!

innie!!!: they should have a tv show where they do stupid stuff with food to see what happens

 

Beanie: Isn't that like most cooking shows out there?

 

Hyuni: Are you calling the cooks stupid? LMAO

 

Beanie: Well I certainly don't understand what they're doing! So they might be!!

 

Minny: We will not be boiling pizza, just so you know

Minny: I haven't decided what I'm gonna teach you to cook but definitely not that

 

Beanie: oMG CAN WE GIVE SUGGESTIONS???

 

jisung!!!: yo that sounds fun! and then we can bring you guys the food u requested! .D

 

Minny: Yeah sure, just don't make it too difficult for us

Minny: Innie are you free to cook dinner tomorrow?

 

innie!!!: yeah ^.^

 

Minny: Great! I've already asked Ji so it's decided then :)

Minny: Yall can send your food requests to me or Ji or Innie in private chat

 

jisung!!!: should we go shopping for ingredients after class tomorrow?

 

Minny: Yeah let's do that

 

innie!!!: works for me!

 

Minny: We made a plan! :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 2:59 pm

Minny added jisung!!! and innie!!! to a group chat!

Minny set the chat name to Mysterious kitchen

 

Minny: Yo

 

jisung!!!: yo!

 

jisung!!! set Minny's name to Head chef

 

Head chef: Was that necessary

 

jisung!!!: yes it was very necessary! lol

 

innie!!!: would it be confusing to make us apprentice #1 and apprentice #2?

 

jisung!!!: that would be definitely be way too confusing

jisung!!!: which is exactly why i think it's an excellent idea! .D

 

jisung!!! set their name to apprentice #1

 

apprentice #1 set innie!!!'s name to apprentice #2

 

Head chef: Did you really have to make this as confusing as possible?

Head chef: Whatever

Head chef: Have you both finished your classes?

 

apprentice #1: yup yup .)

 

apprentice #2: yea i'm free ^.^

 

Head chef: Great! Let's go grocery shopping

Head chef: Are both of you in the music building?

 

apprentice #2: yas

 

apprentice #1: yup yup

 

Head chef: Wait there, I'll come to get you

 

apprentice #1: oki doki! .D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 6:55 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

innie!!!: chan come quick ur food is gonna get cold!!!!!

 

Dad: Wait what

Dad: Did I miss something?

Dad: What's happening?

 

jisung!!!: RUN

 

innie!!!: BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!

 

Dad: wHATS GOING ON???!?!

 

Minny: What they're trying to say is that we cooked the food you asked for yesterday, and it's finished now!

Minny: You can come over and eat with us, unless you've had dinner already?

 

Dad: Uh, no I've been in the studio all afternoon

 

jisung!!!: HURRY

 

Minny: Are you free to come over now?

 

Dad: I guess I am, yeah

 

Minny: Great! You know where my apartment is :)

 

Dad: Oh

Dad: Thank you!

 

innie!!!: YOURE GONNA BE LATE

 

Minny: No problem :)

 

Dad: That's very kind of you

Dad: I'll be over in 10 minutes!

 

jisung!!!: HURRYYYYYY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8:02 pm

Dad:

Dad: cuties 💕

Chapter 41: fires & weekend trips

Summary:

SpearB: someone say something stupid please

J.One: i wanted to dye my hair rainbow today but minho talked me out of it because he thought i would look too much like the mcdonalds clown

SpearB: ...what the fuck

Chapter Text

Thursday 6:01 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: I'm trying to plan a weekend trip with Jisung and Changbin bc we're all stressed and I need you guys to hear about this

 

Hyuni: Why?

 

Dad: I asked where they wanna go and Ji says that anywhere except Daegu is fine

Dad: Jisung, do you wanna tell them why?

 

jisung!!!: i'm just not sure if they still have an arrest out for me or not!!!

jisung!!!: idk how the law works and i don't feel like getting arrested so i'm just avoiding daegu for the rest of my life in case someone there would recognize me

 

Hyuni: wHAT

 

fliplix: WHAT DID YOU DO???

 

jisung!!!: i was so criminally good-looking that the cops couldn't handle me 😌

 

Minny: I thought you set a house on fire?

 

Beanie: WHAT THE FUCK

Beanie: THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

 

jisung!!!: in my defense, i was dressed up as a firefighter

 

Softmin: ...this is not at all what I was imagining when you said there's an arrest out for you

 

Hyuni: HOW IS THAT A GOOD DEFENSE

Hyuni: WHAT DOES YOUR OUTFIT HAVE TO DO WITH IT???

 

innie!!!: but why were you dressed like a firefighter?

 

Dad: I'm more interested in the story about you setting a house on fire!!

 

jisung!!!: they're technically the same story

jisung!!!: the firefighter thing and the setting a house on fire thing

 

Minny: lol I already know all of this

 

Beanie: mINHO????

 

Minny: We talked about it before because I'm banned from our local e-mart and wanted to know if Jisung was banned anywhere

 

Dad: ...

Dad: I'm not even gonna ask how you got yourself banned from a supermarket

Dad: but WHY was Jisung setting a house on fire???

 

jisung!!!: okay so i have two siblings, right?

jisung!!!: an older brother and a younger sister

 

innie!!!: odd way to start this story but yeah, sure

 

jisung!!!: and my brother used to have a girlfriend who lived in daegu

 

Softmin: Please don't tell me it was her house you set on fire...

 

jisung!!!: shh, i'm getting there!

jisung!!!: ANYWAY

jisung!!!: she was cheating on him and i realized it because my #mindreading was completely out of control at the time

jisung!!!: but my brother knew that i didn't like her, so he probably wouldn't believe me if i told him that she was cheating without any proof!

 

Beanie: Oh god...

 

jisung!!!: so i used my #mindreading to figure out when she was inviting her hookup over and then i dressed up as a firefighter

 

Hyuni: Why a firefighter?

 

jisung!!!: idk what i was thinking tbh

jisung!!!: that it would be less suspicious? that no one would recognize me? idk

jisung!!!: anyway then i threw a burning bottle into her house while she had her cheatboy over

 

Beanie: "her cHeaTbOy"

 

jisung!!!: well i dont know what to call him! the guy she was cheating on my brother with!!

jisung!!!: but don't worry i made sure that no one got hurt!! the only thing that got damaged was the house!! it's fine!!

 

Softmin: How did you get an arrest warrant out for you, then?

 

jisung!!!: so u see...

jisung!!!: my brother's ex girlfriend and her cheatboy kinda saw my face and i'm pretty sure they described me to the police

jisung!!!: i got away tho!

 

fliplix: ...

 

Beanie: This has gotta be one of the wildest things that have happened in this gc

 

jisung!!!: this was yEARS ago though

jisung!!!: my brother broke up with her cause he found out she was cheating and everyone lived happily ever after!

jisung!!!: i will not be taking any more questions, thanks for today!

 

Minny: Lmao

 

Dad: ...okay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 12:38 pm

[Private chat]: Binnie, Mom

 

Binnie: Hi mom. I've thought about this a long time, and I've tried saying it to you, but nothing has really changed so I need to say it now.

First, I'm sorry for yelling at you when you called yesterday. I was hurt by what you said but I still shouldn't have yelled at you. Sorry.

Second, I don't think I can keep calling you every week if our calls will be the same. You probably think that yesterday was a one-time thing, but for me, it's always been like that. I'm happy with my life as it is now and I hope you can be happy for me, even without knowing my power. I don't need to know that to live a good life, and I wish you could accept that.

I'm going on a trip with some friends this weekend and probably won't check my phone much. I can't call you, and even if I could, I'm not sure I have much to say. I'm sorry.

I love you. ♥️

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 12:39 pm

[Group chat]: 3RACHA (3)

 

SpearB: I just did something difficult, need a distraction

SpearB: someone say something stupid please

 

J.One: i wanted to dye my hair rainbow today but minho talked me out of it because he thought i would look too much like the mcdonalds clown

 

SpearB: ...what the fuck

 

J.One: so then we went to the dollar store and i bought a bunch of that temporary spray color you can put in your hair!

J.One: that way i won't look too much like a clown but i can still get rainbow hair ^_^

 

CB97: You're always a clown though, lol

 

SpearB: LMAO CHAN

 

J.One: hey!!!

J.One: i'm offended!!!!

 

CB97: Do you disagree? lol

 

J.One: well no, but i'm still gonna be offended that u called me a clown!! 😠

 

CB97: J.Clown!

 

SpearB: LMFAOOO

 

J.One: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK BRO???

J.One: that does sound kinda good tho

 

CB97: Right! It doesn't sound too weird when you say it out loud

 

SpearB: It's kind of weird, but I think it works anyway

 

J.One: yeah well i'm happy with j.one and i will not be changing it any time soon

J.One: were matching in this gc UwU i dont wanna ruin that

 

CB97: Are you saying that you would be okay with changing your chat name to J.Clown in the big gc? lol

 

J.One: no cause i'm matching names with innie in that one!!

 

SpearB: You haven't changed names since that group chat started though

 

CB97: Yeah! Don't you think it's time for a change?

 

J.One: stfu you hypocrite, you haven't changed yours either Dad!

J.One: i think u should change it to grandpapa lol

 

CB97: No thanks : )

 

SpearB: LMAO THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

 

CB97: Okay let's talk about something else?

 

J.One: coward

 

CB97: I talked to my friend who I thought we could stay with this weekend and he said it was fine!

CB97: He's a music producer so he also has a studio we could use for some songwriting and producing! : )

 

SpearB: Ooh that sounds really good!

 

J.One: is your friend nice?

 

CB97: If you're uncomfortable staying with a stranger though, we could do something else?

CB97: But he's really kind and considerate, not intimidating in the slightest!

CB97: You also wouldn't have to talk to him much, we'd just be staying at his house for two days

 

J.One: me meeting a stranger be like

J.One: my inability to talk to strangers VS my inability to shut the fuck up

 

SpearB: You were really good at talking to strangers when the group chat started though!

 

J.One: it's different over text < / 3

J.One: but i think it would be fine to stay with him! if he's chan's friend, he's gotta be nice

 

SpearB: Right!

 

CB97: I'll tell him we're coming tonight, then?

 

J.One: yup!

 

SpearB: Sounds good!

Chapter 42: Responsible Adult

Summary:

innie!!!: minho will kick you

Hyuni: I Love that <3

innie!!!: you're going to die bro

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 8:51 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: LMAOOOOOOO

jisung!!!: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COINCIDENCE OF MY LIFE LMFAO

 

Minny: Why?

 

innie!!!: what happened?

 

jisung!!!: so 3racha are going on a weekend trip, right? right!

 

fliplix: i really apprecite how u answer your own question, lol

 

jisung!!!: and chan said he had this music producer friend we could stay with for the weekend!

jisung!!!: so we were like cool! okay!

jisung!!!: and then we get there and it turns out that chan's producer friend?

jisung!!!: ITS MY FUCKING BROTHER LMAOOOOOO

 

Hyuni: Wait WHAT??

 

Beanie: Honestly how does something like this even happen

 

Softmin: Why are you going to a music producer when the whole reason you went away this weekend was to relax?

 

Dad: Making music is like breathing to me

Dad: I can't take a break from breathing, can I?

 

jisung!!!: music is a stress reliever for me

 

Softmin: Ooh okay

Softmin: That's fair

 

innie!!!: how did you not know that it was the same person???

 

Beanie: Well we didn't really talk about it before we got here

Beanie: Ji and I were just along for the ride :p

 

innie!!!: for safety reasons, that sounds stupid

 

Beanie: We never claimed we were smart!

 

innie!!!: ...i can't argue with that

innie!!!: still feel like u should have asked who you were staying with, though

 

jisung!!!: in our defense, we were going with chan and chan is a Responsible Adult ^_^

 

innie!!!: really??

innie!!!: i think chan's friend choices are... questionable

 

Beanie: But he's friends with us?

 

innie!!!: exactly!

innie!!!: that is precisely the kind of questionable friend choices i'm talking about

 

Beanie: ...

 

jisung!!!: you know what, that's fair

 

Softmin: Chan could make friends with just about anyone, so I don't really trust his judgment

 

Dad: wHY AM I BEING SLANDERED IN THE GROUP CHAT???

Dad: All I did was have friends!!!!

 

innie!!!: yeah :/

 

Softmin: *questionable friends

 

Dad: You guys are my friends though, and you aren't questionable???

Dad: And Brian is really nice!!

 

jisung!!!: whO iS BriAn???

 

Dad: He is literally your brother...

 

jisung!!!: ajkasdhfdg i know!! it's an inside joke lmao

 

Dad: ah I see

 

jisung!!!: he wants to be called young k

jisung!!!: which i think is stupid

jisung!!!: brian is also stupid, but at least i dont have to be embarrassed to say it in public

jisung!!!: but he doesnt wanna be brian

 

Softmin: Why is Brian a stupid name?

 

jisung!!!: all names are stupid tbh, not just brian

 

innie!!!: a very valid point!

 

Minny: Question

Minny: Why are Ji, Chan & Bin talking in the chat when they're together irl?

 

jisung!!!: ...

 

Dad: ...

 

Beanie: good question!

 

Softmin: Lmao

Softmin: Good luck with your music!

 

Beanie: Thank you!

 

Dad: Yeah we should probably get back to that, haha

Dad: See you guys later! : )

 

fliplix: bai

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 10:54 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: GOOD MORNING GOOD LUCK AT WORK BABE YOURE GONNA KILL IT <3

jisung!!!: OR LIKE, NOT KILL IT BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY GET FIRED

jisung!!!: DON'T KILL THE CATS!!!

jisung!!!: OR YOUR COWORKERS!!!!!!!

jisung!!!: HAHAHA ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK ILY YOURE GONNA DO GREAT!!! <3

 

fliplix: y so much caoitalize??? im tire

 

jisung!!!: OOOOPS HAHAHAHHAHA

 

fliplix: ure still doing it :/

 

jisung!!!: OH YES I AM HAHAHAHHAHA OOPS

 

fliplix: wAIt

fliplix: minho starts his new job today??? at the cat cafe???

 

jisung!!!: YES HE DOES <3

 

fliplix: OMG GOOD LUCK MINHO!!!

fliplix: here take all my love and support! 💞✨🌸💫💛💕❤️💗🎉💖🌈⭐️❣️💓

 

Minny: I start at 11.15 so I have to put my phone away very soon

Minny: but thank you both <3

 

Beanie: Minho is such a responsible adult, getting a job and all that

 

innie!!!: this is the second time someone in this gc is being called a responsible adult

innie!!!: and once again, i have to disagree with it

 

Beanie: wHY?? WHAT HAS MINHO DONE????

 

innie!!!: can't believe you have to ask that question :/

 

jisung!!!: MINHO IS ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE!!!! DONT BE FUCKING RUDE!!!!

jisung!!!: (pls read that in a joking tone because i am not trying to start a fight with u mwah ily innie <3)

 

innie!!!: he threw fries at me from his window when i was coming over to visit him a few days ago

innie!!!: (thanks for clarifying lmao <3)

 

jisung!!!: OMG MINHO

jisung!!!: WHY?

 

Minny: Innie likes fries

 

innie!!!: not when you're throwing them at me from a window!!!!!

 

Minny: Would you prefer it if I was standing right next to you while throwing them at you?

 

innie!!!: that is NOT the point i was trying to make here

innie!!!: don't throw fries!! it's that simple

 

Minny: Ok I have to put my phone away now, bye

 

innie!!!: ... :/

 

jisung!!!: BYE GOOD LUCK ILY MWAH <333

 

Minny: <3

 

fliplix: that is the second heart minho has sent today

fliplix: i love this side of him

fliplix: he's so full of love <333

 

jisung!!!: MINHO IS ALWAYS FULL OF LOVE

 

fliplix: oh yeah i don't doubt that

fliplix: just meant that he's giving lots of hearts today and it's making me happy <333

 

Softmin: Why is Jisung writing everything in all caps?

 

jisung!!!: WHY NOT

 

Beanie: Because he hasn't put on his glasses yet and he thinks that capital letters are easier to see than small letters

Beanie: Even though they're pretty much the same size on your screen

 

Hyuni: wait WHAT

 

fliplix: jisung wears glasses????

 

jisung!!!: BRO...

jisung!!!: HOW DID U NOT KNOW??

 

Beanie: Yeah? Just like Seungmin and Minho and Innie

 

fliplix: WHAT THE FUCK

 

Hyuni: SINCE WHEN????

 

Softmin: Since always...?

Softmin: All of us just tend to wear contacts

 

fliplix: ...why did i not know this

 

Hyuni: I've been seing your stupid faces almost every day for several months now, and I didn't know you wear glasses??

 

innie!!!: i've literally worn glasses right in front of you though?

 

Hyuni: oh

Hyuni: damn okay

Hyuni: ...maybe I'm the one that needs glasses

 

innie!!!: yeah :/

 

fliplix: why are we such a mess??

 

Softmin: I ask myself that question every day :)

Softmin: (that is a joke)

 

fliplix: as you should!

fliplix: (it's ok i knew u were joking!)

 

Softmin: <3

 

fliplix: <3

 

Hyuni: awwww how wholesome <3

Hyuni: I'm gonna go bother Minho while he's working!

 

innie!!!: you don't even know the name of the cafe

 

Hyuni: There's only one cat cafe around here, it's not that hard to find

 

innie!!!: minho will kick you

 

Hyuni: I Love that <3

 

innie!!!: you're going to die bro

 

fliplix: welp

fliplix: rip hyunjin i guess! :/

Notes:

i made a joke about unstanning skz so that i can ult pixy instead and my sister tried to punch me :(

Chapter 43: realizations about self love

Summary:

innie!!!: place your bets now! :D

innie!!!: am i aromantic, asexual, aroace, or am i numb to my own emotions because of my power??

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

7:57 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Beanie: I had a realization about self love today

 

fliplix: tell us!!

 

Beanie: I'm not sure how to explain it but I would rather love myself for being stupid and ugly and Bad At Things??

Beanie: rather than to love myself for being smart and pretty and Good

 

jisung!!!: ...are you insulting yourself??

 

Dad: I actually can't tell if that's a bad thing or not

 

Softmin: What do you mean Binnie?

 

Beanie: I just mean that I can't love myself for being smart or pretty or whatever other positive things you can think of

Beanie: Because those things are conditional?

Beanie: Like, even if I think I'm good-looking most of the time, I will still have days when I feel ugly

Beanie: So I can't base my self love on being pretty

Beanie: Because it's not sustainable?? If that makes sense

 

Dad: OH I think I get it!

 

fliplix: that maeks sense!! ^_^

 

Beanie: It shouldnt matter if I find myself good looking or not, I still want to love myself

Beanie: Which is why I'd rather love myself for being ugly and stupid

Beanie: OR NO!

Beanie: I wanna love myself regardless of what qualities I have!

Beanie: Those things don't make me worthy of loving myself so instead of being like "I'm always pretty!" I wanna be like "sometimes I feel bad about the way I look but that doesn't make me less worthy of loving myself"

 

Dad: I think that's actually better than being like "everyone is beautiful, everyone is smart"

Dad: Because it's saying that you need to be beautiful and smart to have value

Dad: Which is not true

 

fliplix: oooh that is deep

 

Softmin: I think I agree with that

 

Beanie: You don't need to be pretty to be worthy of love

 

jisung!!!: that is deep and also very true

jisung!!!: i agree

 

Dad: Is everyone here for the support sunday by the way?

 

Softmin: I don't think I've seen Hyuni yet?

 

Hyuni: hi sorry I'm here!!!

Hyuni: I've been reading and getting dressed at the same time so I forgot to respond sorry!

 

Dad: No no it's okay, I just wanted to make sure we're all here before we start talking! : )

 

innie!!!: technically we already started talking

innie!!!: binnie is going first today

 

Beanie: I didn't mean to haha but yeah I'm done, that's all I had to say

 

Softmin: I've been overthinking recently

 

Dad: Oh! About what?

 

Softmin: Overthinking

Softmin: Like, I'm overthinking about overthinking and trying to realize why I overthink everything

Softmin: If that makes sense?

 

fliplix: i think i get what you mean??

 

Dad: Wanna talk about it? <3

 

Softmin: Yeah

Softmin: Ever since I started elementary school I've been known as "the smart kid" so I got used to people expecting things of me, but it made me scared to ask for help or admit when I don't understand something

Softmin: Cause I felt like school was the only thing I was good at. And that was in elementary, but I don't think I ever learned to be anything else

Softmin: If I don't understand something I just think about it really hard until it starts making sense, or I teach myself, because if I ask for help I'll be admitting that I'm not as smart as people expect

Softmin: I definitely think too much now and I think it's because of this, because I feel like I need to understand things before someone explains it to me, so now I overanalyze everything because that's what I've had to do in the past to feel like I have value as a person

 

fliplix: ahh no that sounds like it would be really hard

 

Dad: Just so you know, we don't care about your intelligence

Dad: You don't need to be smart for us to like you <3

 

Softmin: Thank you <3

Softmin: And yeah I'm not saying this to make you think I want to be called smart all the time, I just wish I was more okay with being stupid sometimes

Softmin: Because sometimes I am stupid and I don't want to feel bad about that

 

Beanie: Self love isn't earned by intelligence!! <3

 

Softmin: True <3

 

fliplix: hey so i mentioned having some Bad Thoughts last week

fliplix: or i think it was last week??

fliplix: whatever

 

Dad: Yeah I remember

 

fliplix: just wanted to say that i dont think those were actually bad thoughts i was just struggling to make a decision about something and doubting myself a little

fliplix: but not now!

 

Softmin: That's good!

 

fliplix: ajhdfhd sorry seungmin i interrupted

 

Softmin: What?

Softmin: Oh no I was done! Don't worry

Softmin: And I'm glad you figured out whatever was going on last week <3

 

fliplix: im still kinda figuring it out but its definitely not that bad now <3

 

Beanie: Good on you for figuring things out!

Beanie: Good on ALL of us who are figuring shit out!!

 

fliplix: <3

 

Beanie: <3

 

Dad: And everyone who feels like they're not figuring shit out, it will happen!

Dad: No feelings are permanent, you will get through whatever you're feeling right now <3

 

innie!!!: woah the support squad is being really supportive today

 

Minny: Are you surprised?

 

innie!!!: no, i know that everyone here is super supportive

innie!!!: it just makes me happy to know that we have this space to express things

 

Dad: Do you have anything you wanna talk about, Innie?

 

innie!!!: i do actually

innie!!!: place your bets now! :D

innie!!!: am i aromantic, asexual, aroace, or am i numb to my own emotions because of my power??

innie!!!: sorry this wasn't supposed to be a joke, i just don't know how to be serious

 

Dad: Figuring out your label can be confusing, it's okay

Dad: And if it's okay if you think you're one thing now and then realize later that maybe that label doesn't actually fit

Dad: Labels aren't meant to limit you, they're just there to describe what you feel or experience

 

innie!!!: that is actually very comforting to hear, thank you

innie!!!: i don't really have anything else to say about this but thanks

 

Dad: No worries <3

 

innie!!!: ^_^

 

Dad: Does anyone else wanna talk?

 

Minny: I had a great time at the cat cafe and it's making all my feelings really fluffy

 

fliplix: awwww <3

 

jisung!!!: ohmygod CATS

jisung!!!: minho i am going to visit you at work sometime and that is a Threat

 

Minny: Looking forward to it <3

 

jisung!!!: ajshdfhdgdhsfgak

jisung!!!: me too <3

 

Dad: Hi sungie <3

 

jisung!!!: i'm guessing that's your way of asking if i have something i wanna say

 

Dad: Yeah : )

 

jisung!!!: i've had a nice stress free weekend so i'm feeling good, going away has been nice

jisung!!!: thanks chan and binnie for taking me <3

jisung!!!: or well, thanks chan for taking me, since he was the one driving

jisung!!!: binnie was just... there, i guess

 

Dad: I enjoyed it too <3

 

Beanie: bro...

Beanie: I literally shared my snacks with you and this is what I get???

 

jisung!!!: OH RIGHT you did!!! thank you binnie mwah ily <3

 

Beanie: Aww ily2 <3

 

Hyuni: I visted Minho at work today!

Hyuni: but I didn't talk to him cause he seemed busy and it was his second day at the job so I didn't wanna bother him

 

Minny: It's okay

 

Hyuni: <33

Hyuni: other than that I'm just stressed but I don't wanna talk about it

 

Dad: That's fine! You don't have to talk when you don't want to

 

Hyuni: <33

 

Dad: Is there anyone I haven't asked yet?

 

innie!!!: yourself

 

Minny: Bang Chan! How are you today?

Minny: How have you been this week?

 

Dad: Are you sure I didn't miss anyone

 

fliplix: positive

 

Hyuni: Everyone else already said something

 

Beanie: It's your turn if you want to!

 

Dad: Ajkdhfghd

Dad: Well, I've had a good week! It was nice when Minho, Jisung & Innie started cooking

Dad: And going away this weekend was also very nice

Dad: I haven't had any bad dreams this week

 

Hyuni: that's good! <33

 

Dad: Yeah! It's been a nice week

 

Beanie: Nice!

 

fliplix: i hope everyone gets to have a nice week <333

 

Dad: I hope so too <3

 

innie!!!: i have to go hand in an essay but this was nice

innie!!!: thank u for today

 

Dad: Bye Innie! And bye everyone! <3

 

innie!!!: bye <3

 

jisung!!!: goodbye! ^o^

 

fliplix: baiii

Notes:

i feel like i'm just spinning a wheel and then project my own issues and insecurities onto whichever skz member it lands on lmao (today is was seungmin <3)

Chapter 44: Stress regress

Summary:

innie!!!: tiny isnt about height, it's about Energy

innie!!!: hyunjin has tiny energy

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Monday 3:33 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: hi how is everyone today? ^_^

 

Hyuni: Stressed™

 

fliplix: oh no! why? :(

 

Hyuni: Just got a lot going on I guess

Hyuni: School stuff and things I'm supposed to do, idk

 

Dad: Do you have some way to relieve stress?

 

Hyuni: Still trying to figure that one out, I haven't found something that works for me

 

jisung!!!: hang on a sec i'm gonna text you

 

Hyuni: Okay!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 3:38 pm

[Private chat]: Meme kings 😎🤘🤣

 

jisung!!!: okay hi again

jisung!!!: this might be a really weird thing to remember but you once told me that you can shapeshift to a toddler and that your brain kinda goes into toddler mode

jisung!!!: do you think you would forget the things you're stressed about if you did that?

 

Hyuni: I could just shapeshift real quick and see if it feels better?

 

jisung!!!: im not trying to force you or anything! i just remember you said that and you also said you don't have a way to deal with stress so i just thought maybe this could be something

jisung!!!: if you don't think it's uncomfortable or anything, it just came to my mind when you mentioned stress!

 

Hyuni: I'm not uncomfy, I'm trying it now! ^.^

 

jisung!!!: oh okay! lemme know how it goes!

jisung!!!: or well i know you're gonna let me know, considering we're talking about it now

jisung!!!: i just meant...

jisung!!!: okay i'm not actually sure what i meant

jisung!!!: hyuni?

jisung!!!: did it work?

jisung!!!: hey it's been a few minutes are you okay? you said you were just gonna check real quick

jisung!!!: i assumed you'd come back once you've checked if it works?

 

Hyuni: Bbbbbb

 

jisung!!!: uhm hi?

jisung!!!: hyunjin?

 

Hyuni: Hyunjin

 

jisung!!!: yeah that's your name

jisung!!!: you there?

 

Hyuni: Hwanghyunjin

 

jisung!!!: hyunjin are you okay??? did something go wrong???

 

Hyuni: Hello

 

jisung!!!: yes hi hello, are you okay??

jisung!!!: your dorm is close to mine, is it okay if i come over?

 

Hyuni: Banana

 

jisung!!!: okay, i'm coming over

jisung!!!: is your door unlocked?

jisung!!!: ok i just realized you're probably not gonna answer that

jisung!!!: i'm going fast!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 3:45 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: soooo

fliplix: did he just say that and then not come back?

 

innie: i guess theyre talking in private chat now

 

fliplix: oh oki ^.^

 

jisung!!!: well, not anymore! i'm at hyuni's dorm now

 

fliplix: oh?

 

jisung!!!: uh, you see

jisung!!!: he's kinda tiny?

 

Beanie: He's taller than all of us, wdym tiny??

 

innie!!!: tiny isnt about height, it's about Energy

innie!!!: hyunjin has tiny energy

 

jisung!!!: as in, hyunjin is currently about three years old and i guess we're playing tag in his dorm...?

 

Beanie: Wait what the fuck

 

fliplix: three years old???

 

Minny: How did that happen?

 

jisung!!!: he shapeshifted to a toddler

jisung!!!: i suggested it to see if it would take his mind off the things that got him stressed, and i'm guessing it worked?

jisung!!!: it doesn't seem like he wants to change back

 

Softmin: Wait, so has his brain become like a toddler brain? Is it even possible for him to shift back??

 

jisung!!!: yes it's possible, i've talked about this with him before

jisung!!!: he can shift back

jisung!!!: i just don't think he wants to right now

 

Dad: Do you need help looking after him? I could pick up some stuff on the way

 

Beanie: What do toddlers even need?

 

jisung!!!: might be nice if you could pick up some kid friendly snacks and a juice box or something?

jisung!!!: in case he gets hungry

jisung!!!: there's a playground pretty close or we could watch netflix if he gets bored, but i don't think he'd like any of the food they have here

 

Dad: On it!

 

Softmin: I'm coming over

 

jisung!!!: you don't have to if you're busy, it's not a problem!

 

Softmin: I wasn't asking

Softmin: Unless you really don't want me to come over?

 

jisung!!!: no no it's fine! i just don't NEED you to come over, but if you WANT to, then it's absolutely fine! .D

 

innie!!!: me too

 

fliplix: me three

 

Beanie: I'm coming too

Beanie: And Chan is already on his way to pick up juice boxes

 

Minny: Are we sure this won't overwhelm Hyuni?

 

jisung!!!: i'll ask him what he thinks about meeting some friends

jisung!!!: if he says no i'm not letting you inside

jisung!!!: except chan, because he's bringing a peace offering

 

Minny: If Hyuni says yes, I'll also be over soon

 

jisung!!!: oki i'm checking with him now!

 

fliplix: even if he says yes, we should probably not come in all at once

fliplix: maybe two at a time?

 

Softmin: Yeah, we don't wanna make him overwhelmed

 

jisung!!!: we're watching cartoons now and he said sure!

jisung!!!: i'm not sure he heard the question but yeah i agree with lix, don't come in everyone at once

 

innie!!!: we'll knock on the door two at a time!

 

jisung!!!: oki doki

jisung!!!: we'll be here watching cartoons ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 4:32 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: so many people stared at me when i was walking over to minho's apartment earlier today

 

Softmin: Why?

 

Dad: People can be judgy, try not to think about it

Dad: They're only strangers so what they think about you doesn't matter

 

Minny: Stop defending Jisung, he was being weird

 

Softmin: Weird how?

 

Minny: I texted him and complained about being thirsty

 

Dad: ...you could just have gotten yourself a glass of water instead of complaining about it to someone who's not even in the same building as you

 

Minny: yeah I know but I was lazy and didn't wanna get up

Minny: Anyway

Minny: Jisung got a glass of water from his dorm and then walked all the way to my apartment with it

 

Softmin: Ah, I see

 

Dad: ...that explains the staring

 

innie!!!: i can't believe i missed this!!

innie!!!: i don't think i've ever seen someone walk around with a glass of water in public before

 

fliplix: nooo i wish i saw that < / 3

 

Minny: I took pictures of him from my window

 

innie!!!: SEND THEM TO ME

 

jisung!!!: i already posted them on instagram, u could just check there .)

 

innie!!!: I'M CHECKING!!!!!

 

Hyuni: That sounds very random and very fun

Hyuni: Also, sorry about yesterday

Hyuni: I didn't mean to stay as a kid after I tried it out, but I just couldn't bring myself to age back!!

 

jisung!!!: no don't worry about it! toddler you was very well behaved!

 

Dad: You were honestly really cute

 

Beanie: I wish I had gotten more pictures < / 3

 

Hyuni: Ajhdsfghdsjhds

Hyuni: Thank you for not being weird about this

 

Beanie: Why would we be?

 

Dad: Lix deals with stress by gaming, I deal with stress by making music, why does this have to be any different?

Dad: If it works for you, it's good <3

 

innie!!!: you need to be a baby again because i don't have nearly enough pictures of you as a toddler!!

 

Beanie: Same! I agree!

 

jisung!!!: only if you want to and are comfortable with us being around you, hyuni

jisung!!!: it's for your sake, not ours <3

 

Hyuni: Thank you <3

Hyuni: But yeah I didn't exactly dislike it

 

Minny: Jisung, are you gonna want this glass back?

 

jisung!!!: why? do you wanna keep it?

 

Minny: No I just don't feel like bringing it back

 

jisung!!!: pls i'm thirsty

jisung!!!: bring me water

 

Minny: Okay

 

innie!!!: ...are they really repeating this?

 

Softmin: I guess so :)

Notes:

today i have been hit by the realization that I Exist To Other People and honestly?? it feels nice. sometimes the mortifying ordeal of being known is actually nice.

Chapter 45: Kicking the ceiling

Summary:

Dad: Who's going to jail? :/

Minny: Hopefully, none of us are!

Dad: ...I was joking but now I'm genuinely worried about this

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tuesday 5:22 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: HYUNJIN WE NEED UR HELP

 

Hyuni: what with why whats happening??

 

jisung!!!: please come over to minho's apartment

jisung!!!: we need your long legs!

 

Hyuni: what why?

 

Minny: We're trying to kick the ceiling with both feet at once

 

Hyuni: ...why

 

fliplix: why not?

 

jisung!!!: yeah so please get over here, i bet u could do it!!

 

Dad: If you don't mind me asking, why are you trying to kick the ceiling?

 

fliplix: uh, actually chan

fliplix: we DO mind you asking

 

Dad: ...

 

Hyuni: I'm omw!

 

Minny: Great! :)

 

innie!!!: okay but can we discuss your techniques please

innie!!!: what method are you using to kick the ceiling?

 

Softmin: I agree with Innie and I feel like height doesn't actually matter, you need to be smart about this

 

Beanie: Why is this even a conversation that we're having right now

 

Softmin: Think about it!

Softmin: An infant could kick the ceiling if you lift them up high enough

 

Dad: NOBODY TRY THAT!!!!

 

innie!!!: oooh

 

Dad: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

Dad: THERE WILL BE NO KIDNAPPING OF BABIES!!!!!

 

innie!!!: or hyunjin could just transform into a toddler again

 

Dad: ...I mean if Hyunjin wants to do that, then yeah, sure?

 

jisung!!!: we jump on the bed, try to kick the ceiling, land on our backs

jisung!!!: like we kinda jump backwards so that our feet are angled toward the ceiling

jisung!!!: you get what i mean?

 

innie!!!: oh yeah!

 

Softmin: Then you need to put a lot of energy into the jump

 

fliplix: !!!

fliplix: great pointers seungmin, thank you! <3

 

Softmin: And don't tilt too far back because then you might land on your neck and that is Very Bad

 

Dad: What Seungmin said!!!

Dad: I do NOT want to attend any funerals today

 

innie!!!: i mean technically the funeral wouldnt be today if they died today...

 

Dad: I don't want to attend any funerals *AT ALL* in the foreseeable future

 

innie!!!: the "foreseeable future" doesnt exist

innie!!!: u cant see the future

 

Dad: I can actually : )

 

innie!!!: ...fuck, i didnt think about that

 

Softmin: Is Hyunjin there yet? How is it going with the ceiling kicking?

 

jisung!!!: yup i just let him in!

jisung!!!: binnie also came over because he wanted to try

 

Dad: BINNIE

 

Beanie: Oh so you yell at me, but not at everyone else

Beanie: I see how it is :/

 

Dad: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST THIS

 

Beanie: What gave you that impression????

Beanie: I just asked why we were talking about it in the group chat

Beanie: I feel like it's more important to try things out irl rather than just talk about it

 

Dad: :/

 

innie!!!: kicking the ceiling can't be that hard, i feel like someone should have done it by now

 

Softmin: Innie and I are also on our way over btw

Softmin: Chan, you should come too

 

Dad: Bold of you to assume I haven't been on my way since this conversation started

 

Minny: You don't have to worry about us, I have a first aid kit

 

Dad: Well now I'm even more worried!! Why would you need a first aid kit if things are going fine???

 

Minny: Just in case

Minny: I'm not saying anything bad is gonna happen

 

jisung!!!: hey you know what

 

fliplix: what

 

jisung!!!: i bet chan could kick the ceiling!

 

innie!!!: oooh

 

jisung!!!: that man can jump HIGH!

jisung!!!: definitely high enough to kick the ceiling!!

 

Dad: ...I really wish you guys could read my mind right now

 

jisung!!!: i can actually :)

 

Dad: Oh right I forgot about that!!

Dad: But yeah I'm just repeatedly telling myself "be responsible, be responsible, be responsible"

 

jisung!!!: lmao

 

Softmin: Okay but wouldn't the responsible thing to do here be to put an end to this?

Softmin: Kick the ceiling and get this over with once and for all?

 

Dad: ...

 

Minny: As soon as someone kicks the ceiling, we're done

 

Softmin: You would be solving everything by joining us in this

 

Dad: ...Fuck

Dad: You've convinced me

Dad: I've reached your house now

 

innie!!!: let the science begin!

 

jisung!!!: it's not science and we already started

 

innie!!!: ...

innie!!!: let the science continue!

 

jisung!!!: lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 9:28 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Minny: I have a great idea

 

Dad: Who's going to jail? :/

 

Minny: Hopefully, none of us are!

 

Dad: ...I was joking but now I'm genuinely worried about this

Dad: What are you doing???

 

Minny: Jisung, Hyunjin and I came up with a fun plan for today

Minny: We're gonna break into a museum, hide, call the cops on ourselves and then see if they can find us or not!

 

Hyuni: Like hide and seek! :D

 

Dad: That is NOT how you play hide and seek!!!

 

Beanie: I mean I don't think it's a great idea either, but that's exactly how hide and seek works, soo...

 

jisung!!!: maybe none of us will be found!!

 

innie!!!: omg WHY didn't you invite me? :(

 

jisung!!!: that's why we're saying it here! so all of you can join if u want! .D

 

Dad: NO STOP

 

Softmin: This doesn't sound good, you could get arrested

 

Dad: What Seungmin said!!!

 

Minny: Obviously we wouldn't call the cops unless we find really good hiding spots

Minny: We don't wanna be arrested for nothing

 

fliplix: have u considered the fact that other people might call the cops on u before that??

fliplix: or there might be security guards

 

jisung!!!: hmmm

 

Hyuni: That is a good point...

 

jisung!!!: i'm definitely too young to be wanted by the police

 

Softmin: Aren't you already wanted by the police?

 

jisung!!!: i'm too young to be wanted by the police *AGAIN*

jisung!!!: once was enough 😔

 

Dad: Woah... I didn't know Lix was this good at stopping stupid ideas!

 

Softmin: If he doesn't join them, he puts a stop to them

 

innie!!!: honestly lix is the best at this

innie!!!: both at joining in, but also at stopping people from being dumb

 

Softmin: You were going to join them. Does that mean you're calling yourself dumb?

 

innie!!!: hey, let's not get too caught up on details here

 

Softmin: Yeah yeah okay

 

Dad: As long as no one goes through with this, it's fine : )

Dad: This group chat is really having a great week huh

Dad: Yesterday it was kicking the ceiling and now this

 

Hyuni: we're just full of creative ideas! ^_^

 

Dad: Yeah! You are : )

 

Beanie: For better or for worse

 

Minny: But usually for worse

Minny: It's more fun to be evil ;)

 

Hyuni: Yeah sure, you're evil

 

Minny: Are you doubting me????

 

Hyuni: I'm not having this debate again!!!

Hyuni: And no, I literally just agreed that you're evil!!

 

Minny: Well it sounded like you were being sarcastic!!

 

Hyuni: IT'S A TEXT MESSAGE HOW CAN U TELL WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE????

 

Minny: I KNOW YOU HYUNJIN AND YOU WOULD NEVER ADMIT THAT SO EASILY

 

Dad: Okay calm down!

Dad: No fighting in the support chat, please save that for when you meet irl

 

Beanie: Chan??!???

 

Minny: Gladly ;)

 

Hyuni: AAAAAAHHH

 

Softmin: Wow...

Softmin: What a mess

 

innie!!!: lmao

Notes:

i would like to ask everyone who reads this to NOT try and kick the ceiling. for the sake of your health and general wellbeing, Just Don't Do It <3

also, don't break into any museums (unless you're okay with being arrested)

also, they did succeed with kicking the ceiling, just so you know. minho did a handstand on a bed and kicked the ceiling when he was upside down

Chapter 46: I want to help

Summary:

fliplix: hey random thought

fliplix: i bet i would look better in a dress than changbin

Chapter Text

Thursday 8:06 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Beanie: I want to do what we've done for each other, but for other people

Beanie: I want to help

 

Dad: That's a nice thought but I don't really get what you mean?

 

Beanie: Like, this started as a support chat

Beanie: I know we've become friends through it and it's not only for support now, but nobody else talks about struggling with your power

Beanie: I wanna create a space where we can talk about that

Beanie: Like group therapy but power-related

 

jisung!!!: yo that sounds like a really cool idea

 

Hyuni: So like, you wanna start a therapy group?

 

Beanie: Kind of?

Beanie: And I mean outside of college, something that anyone can join

Beanie: I know that none of us are therapists so it wouldn't really be a therapy group, but a support group for people who struggle with powers

 

Minny: Do you mean that you want to do that as a job or just in general?

 

Beanie: No no, I want it to be for free

Beanie: I'm hoping to get accepted into a music producing internship after I graduate so hopefully that can be my income

Beanie: This is just something I want to do

 

Dad: That actually sounds pretty amazing

 

jisung!!!: some people dont vibe with groups so maybe we could have individual talks too?

 

Beanie: We?

Beanie: Wait are you saying that you wanna join me in this?

 

jisung!!!: i mean

jisung!!!: i thought you wanted us to?

 

Beanie: I wasn't gonna ask but I would love that

 

jisung!!!: no if you wanna do this on your own then it's ok!!

 

Beanie: I don't wanna do it alone, I just didn't think anyone would wanna join me cause it would be taking a lot of time and you'd still need another job

Beanie: So it might be more complicated than it's worth

 

Dad: I disagree, I also want to help with this! If that's okay with you?

 

Beanie: Yeah yeah of course!!

Beanie: So you're both actually serious about joining?

 

jisung!!!: i wouldnt say it if i wasn't

 

Dad: I am!

 

Beanie: Ok!! We can talk more about this later in the 3racha group chat then

 

jisung!!!: yeah .D

 

Dad: Sounds good!

 

Beanie: So cool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11: 54 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Softmin: I have a photography assignment called "out of place"

Softmin: And the first thing that popped into my mind was this group chat

 

fliplix: what are u supposed to take pictures of?

 

Softmin: An object or person that doesn't seem to fit in with the scene around them

Softmin: Like, I don't know, a dog standing in line at the supermarket

Softmin: A cop being chased by a criminal

Softmin: Stuff like that

 

Minny: Like when Jisung walked around with a glass of water in public?

 

Softmin: Exactly like that

 

Dad: Makes sense that you thought of this group chat then!

Dad: (I mean that in the most positive way possible!!!) <3

 

jisung!!!: dont worry i dont think we even have the right to be offended

 

innie!!!: yeah true, we can be pretty random

innie!!!: but i think that's a good thing

 

fliplix: how many pictures are you supposed to take minnie?

 

Softmin: At least one, but my teacher said it would be good if we could try to get more

 

Hyuni: That's so cool!

Hyuni: You could try to get one picture with everyone in the gc if we're all down for that!

Hyuni: I know I am

 

fliplix: me too!! i would love to help <3

 

jisung!!!: yeah this sounds fun!

 

Softmin: I have ideas for a few pictures but no set plans

Softmin: So I'm opening to suggestions if you guys have any

 

innie!!!: you don't even need suggestion, you could just take pictures of us doing things

 

Beanie: True! This group chat can be pretty weird

 

fliplix: hey random thought

fliplix: i bet i would look better in a dress than changbin

 

Softmin: ...This hasn't even started yet and I can already tell it will be a mess

 

Beanie: hEY!!!

Beanie: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR AND I SEE THIS AS A PERSONAL ATTACK

Beanie: I would look AMAZING in a dress!!

 

fliplix: i mean like a prom dress

 

Beanie: Bold of you to assume that makes a difference

Beanie: I could rock any dress!!!

 

Dad: ...what is happening

 

fliplix: okay then! there's a thrift store downtown and they have a whole section with second-hand prom dresses

fliplix: really cheap

fliplix: i mean u don't have to buy any, you could just try them on

 

Beanie: I can be ready in 20 minutes!!!

 

fliplix: okay then!!! i will see you outside the dorms in exactly 20 minutes!!!

 

Beanie: You will!!!

 

Hyuni: I'm gonna come too, I'll bring my camera

 

Softmin: Ooh I also wanna get pictures of this! I'll be there :)

 

jisung!!!: hey i wanna try on dresses

 

Minny: Me too

Minny: Let's join them?

 

jisung!!!: yeah let's!

 

Dad: I should probably go too, just to make sure nothing bad happens

Dad: Last time any of you went shopping, you got kicked out from the grocery store

 

innie!!!: they calmly asked us to leave, we didn't get kicked out

 

Hyuni: Yeah Chan!!! There's a difference!!!

 

Dad: My point still stands : )

 

Softmin: You know, you could just join us because you like spending time with us

Softmin: You don't need a reason

 

Dad: ANYWAY I'll be there!

 

Softmin: Lol okay

Softmin: Maybe I can get some pictures of you guys wearing prom dresses in public for my photography project!

 

Beanie: I won't look out of place!! I'm gonna look GREAT!!

 

Softmin: That doesn't change the fact that you would be way too overdressed for a stroll down the street

 

Beanie: "Overdressed" isn't a real thing :/

Beanie: If I wanna wear a prom dress when I take a walk, I can wear a prom dress!!!

 

Softmin: I never said you can't! I just meant that it's generally not socially accepted to do that

 

Beanie: Fuck social standards!

 

Softmin: Yeah absolutely

Softmin: But that's still not my point

 

Beanie: ...what actually is your point?

 

Softmin: That I wanna do this photography project and this is an opportunity for me to get pictures for it :)

Softmin: Now let's go try on some prom dresses!

 

Beanie: Yes!!

Chapter 47: Out of place

Summary:

fliplix: its nice that youre open minded <3

innie!!!: hey you're literally talking about eating cereal on the subway

Chapter Text

Saturday 3:40 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Beanie: I am never inviting Seungmin & Jeongin to my place again :/

 

Dad: ...Do I even want to know what happened

 

Beanie: Doesn't matter if you want to know or not, I'm telling you either way! :)

 

Dad: Great!

 

Beanie: So I have a CD collection cause I love music, right?

Beanie: And Innie asked if he could look at what albums I had so I said yes

Beanie: Seungmin joined him after a while

Beanie: I didn't question anything, they were just looking at my music

 

Minny: lmao I bet they did something funny

 

Beanie: They switched places of my CDs!!!!! So the wrong CD was in the wrong album!!!!!

Beanie: I thought I was putting on a Queen album but then someone starts rapping???? like wtf?????

 

jisung!!!: this is why kpop albums have CD designs, you can't get them mixed up ^_^

 

fliplix: huh?

 

jisung!!!:

jisung!!!:

jisung!!!: no one could get those CDs mixed up!

 

Beanie: Sadly, I don't only listen to kpop :/

Beanie: But a lot of albums have like, text or something on the CD so they all do look different

Beanie: But it's not like I read that text before putting in the CD!!! Because why would the CD be in the wrong album??

 

Hyuni: because you invited two troublemakers into your home and let them play with you cds?

 

Beanie: Maybe

Beanie: MAYBE

 

innie!!!: this reminds me of seungmin's photo project <3

 

Softmin: Oh right! The one about being out of place

 

innie!!!: yeah! that's the one <3

 

Beanie: You say that as if you aren't literally the cause of all my CDs being out of place :/

Beanie: But yeah right! How's the project coming along Minnie?

 

Softmin: Felix and I are going to ride the subway together a little later, and he's gonna bring a bowl of cereal

 

Beanie: That sounds interesting

 

Softmin: Walking around with a random bowl of cereal in public is very rare

Softmin: It'll be a good photo, hopefully

 

fliplix: by rare im guessing you mean weird

 

Softmin: Out of place

Softmin: People don't usually bring their own bowls and cereals and eat it on the train, but it's not like it's illegal

Softmin: Do that if you want, I won't judge

 

fliplix: its nice that youre open minded <3

 

innie!!!: hey you're literally talking about eating cereal on the subway

innie!!!: save your compliments

 

fliplix: innie! :(

 

innie!!!: what???

 

fliplix: now i know that i should never eat cereal on the subway with you

fliplix: dont be like that innie < / 3

 

innie!!!: wHaT Did I do????

 

fliplix: all i wanted was to eat cereal on the subway 😔

 

innie!!!: i'm not stopping you??? i literally don't care???

 

fliplix: oh

fliplix: then why were u juding me?

 

innie!!!: i... wasn't??

 

fliplix: OH

fliplix: okay then! mwah innie ily im going out with seungmin now ttyl <3

 

innie!!!: LMFAO okay then

innie!!!: bye good luck!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 7:55 pm

[Private chat]: jisung!!!, fliplix

 

jisung!!!: yo lix

jisung!!!: can we try something?

jisung!!!: if you're unfomfortable with it we don't have to, i just wanna know if it would work

 

fliplix: what it is? ^.^

 

jisung!!!: when i'm reading someone's mind, can you try telling me to stop using my power?

 

fliplix: ooh

 

jisung!!!: and see if you can, like, override my mindreading that way?

 

fliplix: i'm not sure if it'll work but i'm down to try it!

fliplix: today?

 

jisung!!!: can we?

 

fliplix: yeah i'm free!

 

jisung!!!: oki

jisung!!!: come over?

 

fliplix: i am omw ^o^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday 1:09 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

jisung!!!: LIX IT'S STILL WORKING OMG

 

fliplix: YAY omg that's great!!!

fliplix: sorry i can't talk rn but i'll be home in a few hours so i'll talk to you then <3

 

Dad: Oh? Where are you Lix?

Dad: And I don't know what you two did but it's nice that it's working (?)

 

jisung!!!: lix made my mindreading stop by telling me not to read minds!!

 

innie!!!: WAIT that works??

 

jisung!!!: yeah, it did! felix's mind control stopped my mindreading!

jisung!!!: i think it's not gonna work after a while, when his power wears off, but it has worked so far!!

 

fliplix: im meeting up w somone about a thing rn

fliplix: gotta go but cool that it worked!!

 

Softmin: Either Lix has a secret life that we don't know about, or he just made that sound way more suspicious than it is

 

Dad: Oh good luck Lix, I hope you have fun (?) whatever you're doing!

 

jisung!!!: thanks lixie, see u later! <333

 

fliplix: maybe i will tell u on suport sunday later anyway BYE! <3

 

Dad: Oh???

 

Softmin: If you want to tell us about it on support Sunday, it doesn't sound like it's a good thing

Softmin: Whatever it is, I hope it goes well and that you're okay!

 

Dad: Yeah, be careful and take care of yourself! <3

Chapter 48: Be honest

Summary:

Softmin: Obviously it would be nice if everyone was born with a good ability, or if you could find a way to manage the power you have

Softmin: But that's not always possible and it's never a bad things that you've made things better for yourself

Chapter Text

Sunday 7:55 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Hyuni: Hiiiii

 

Dad: Hello Hyunjin! <3

 

Hyuni: Do you ever accidentally lie to people?

Hyuni: Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this, I will actually cry I feel so bad

 

Dad: How do you mean?

 

Hyuni: Like, someone asked me a question today but I didn't hear what they said, so I took a wild guess and replied "no"

Hyuni: Then it turns out they asked me if I had breakfast today, which I did, but I already said no so I just kept going with that and pretended that I didn't have breakfast even though I did

Hyuni: Because I was too anxious to correct myself

 

jisung!!!: i've done that too

 

Softmin: Yeah same, you're not alone

 

Hyuni: THANK GOD, I was really worried I was being rude or something and I really don't wanna be rude to anyone

Hyuni: Even if it's on accident

 

Dad: If you didn't hear their question, why couldn't you ask them to repeat themselves?

 

Beanie: Yeah that might be a little easier

 

Hyuni: Too anxious < / 3

Hyuni: I thought he would think that I was being annoying because I already ask him to repeat himself like every single time we talk to each other

Hyuni: I didn't wanna do it again

Hyuni: And I had already asked like twice haha

 

jisung!!!: i've done that too but it's not like you're lying about something serious

 

Dad: Yeah, it doesn't sound like a bad thing

Dad: Maybe if you were constantly lying about small things like that on purpose it would be a problem, but idk

Dad: I don't think this is bad?

 

Minny: Does it bother you Hyunjin?

 

Hyuni: I just don't wanna be rude!! It's not like he cares if I had breakfast or not, he was just making conversation

Hyuni: And I responded wrong

Hyuni: But I guess it doesn't really bother me? It just bothers me that he might think I'm rude if he finds out

 

innie!!!: i think you should be honest

innie!!!: like you said, it's a small thing but the line between what's a small thing and what's a big thing isn't clear

 

Beanie: Yeah, honesty is important

 

innie!!!: since you have no reason to lie then you should be honest

innie!!!: just to clarify, i'm not saying you were rude!! i don't think this was rude

innie!!!: i just think honesty is important, even if it hurts people's feelings or changes someone's opinion of you

innie!!!: at least you would be genuine

 

Hyuni: I guess I see where you're coming from..

 

jisung!!!: i get what innie means but i don't think it matters if you lie about small things like this

jisung!!!: it's different if it's hurting someone's feelings, but this? no, it doesn't matter

 

Beanie: In some situations I do think it's better to lie, but this was just a casual conversation so there's no reason not to be honest

Beanie: I agree with what Innie said

 

jisung!!!: i get that, but if he already lied on accident because he didn't hear the question, i don't see a reason to correct himself or feel bad about this

jisung!!!: obviously you shouldn't go around lying about everything on purpose but in this situation i see no problem with just leaving it as it is

 

Beanie: Yeah in this situation it's too late to do anything about it, but if it happens again I feel like you should correct yourself when you realize that you've lied about something

Beanie: Even if it's an accidental lie

 

jisung!!!: to me, it just doesn't matter

 

innie!!!: if i found out that someone had been lying to me about a lot of small things i would feel bad

innie!!!: like, why are you lying to me? especially if you have no reason to lie

 

Softmin: To me, I guess it depends on who I'm talking to

 

jisung!!!: yeah same

 

Softmin: If it's someone I speak to maybe once a week, who I'm not really close with, then it matters less

Softmin: If it's someone I'm close with/wants to become close with, then that relationship needs to be built on honesty so I shouldn't lie, even about small things

 

jisung!!!: for me, i think it's about intentions

jisung!!!: this was a small thing and it wasn't meant to hurt anyone, so it's okay

jisung!!!: if it actually hurts someone then it's a different question but lying about whether or not you had breakfast isn't something that actually matters

 

Beanie: I can see what you mean but I still think honesty is more important, especially when the truth doesn't hurt anyone

 

jisung!!!: ah yeah haha

jisung!!!: for me, it's that the lie doesn't hurt anyone, so it's okay to lie

jisung!!!: lol i guess we just have different opinions on this

 

Dad: That's okay! People have different opinions and experiences : )

 

innie!!!: oh btw i'm not trying to say that anyone here is rude or that you're a bad person if you're okay with lies, i was just explaining my perspective

innie!!!: just so no one takes offense! ^_^

 

jisung!!!: ah no it's okay!

jisung!!!: and i guess i have a different perspective on this cause of my power, i know a lot of people lie about more serious stuff so this just seems insignificant in comparison

jisung!!!: but it's okay to have different opinions! and it's cool to hear how other people think .D

 

fliplix: OKAY GUYS im sorry

 

Dad: Hi Lix!

 

fliplix: i read everything u guys were saying and i feel bad and i need to tell u all something

fliplix: maybe i havent been lying, but theres something i have been keeping from you

fliplix: but it's nothing bad! or at least i dont think it is??

 

innie!!!: oh??

 

Minny: We're listening, take your time

 

Dad: Is this about the thing you were doing earlier today?

 

fliplix: yeah it is

fliplix: so a few weeks ago, i heard about this website for people who don't like their powers or who want different powers

fliplix: and ive been thinking about signing up for a while now

 

Beanie: That sounds like a good thing?

 

fliplix: i guess?? but it could also be dangerous so i had a lot of second thoughts about this

fliplix: basically, it's run by this girl who has the ability to make other people switch powers

fliplix: like, her power is to make other people trade powers

 

Minny: How does that work?

 

fliplix: if she has skin contact with two people at once, their powers switch

fliplix: so for example if she would hold onto jisung and jeongin at the same time, jisung would become an empath and jeongin would become a mindreader

 

innie!!!: oh wow

 

Beanie: So you sign up on the website, and then she changes your power with a random person...?

 

fliplix: no you get to find out your new power in advance

fliplix: it's kind of like tinder??

fliplix: the website gives you suggestions for new powers, from other people who have signed up, and if two people accept each other's powers then they get matched

 

Dad: Wait, is that what you did today??

 

Softmin: Did you meet up with her already???

 

fliplix: i was kinda cautious, not because i was scared about what my new power would be, but because i'm scared about who my own power would end up with

fliplix: i'm not naive, a lot of people would love the ability to mind control others and they would use it for bad things

fliplix: so i actually got an offer about two weeks ago for a person who i could switch powers with

fliplix: but i wanted to talk to that person more before i made a desision

 

Dad: That's really good, I'm glad you thought about that before deciding anything

 

Minny: A lot of bad people would become worse if they had your ability

 

fliplix: yeah! so i had to make sure this person wouldn't use my mind control to hurt others

fliplix: but yeah you guys are right, that's the appointment i went to today

fliplix: i accepted the offer and got an appointment to switch powers today

 

innie!!!: so wait you don't have mind control anymore??

 

fliplix: i don't, no

 

Beanie: Oh wow

 

jisung!!!: that's great lix! i'm happy for you <3

 

fliplix: oh thank you!

fliplix: i'm sorry for not telling you earlier i just wanted to think about it by myself

 

Dad: That's okay, it's your decision!

Dad: I'm sure we all would have been willing to talk about it with you if you were having doubts, but you don't need our permissions to do things

 

fliplix: honestly, it felt a little like i was betraying this gc??

fliplix: cause its a support squad for people who don't like their powers and now i got rid of the power i dont like

 

Softmin: Felix, we're happy for you, we really are

 

Hyuni: Everyone here understands your feelings about not liking your power, of course we're happy that you found a way to solve your problem!

 

Softmin: Obviously it would be nice if everyone was born with a good ability, or if you could find a way to manage the power you have

Softmin: But that's not always possible and it's never a bad things that you've made things better for yourself

 

jisung!!!: are you happy with your new power??

 

fliplix: thank you guys ;-;

fliplix: and yeah i am!

 

jisung!!!: good! that's all that matters ^_^

 

innie!!!: omg what's your power? :D

 

fliplix: breathing underwater!

fliplix: the person i switched with was a swimmer and aparantly youre not allowed to compete in normal contests with this power cause it gives an unfair advantage

fliplix: which is why she wanted to get rid of it! and now i can breath under water ^_^

 

innie!!!: woah nice!

 

Beanie: Congrats Lix! <3

 

fliplix: thank u everyone youre so nice ;-;

fliplix: i'm sorry i didn't tell u earlier, i realize now that you would have been supportive haha

fliplix: obviously you would be supportive!! i was just anxious

 

Softmin: It's okay, no one is mad at you <3

 

fliplix: oki thank you

fliplix: now we need to stop talking about this before i cry

fliplix: (happy tears but still!)

 

Dad: Okay! Does anyone else have anything they wanna talk about? : )

 

Hyuni: I already did ^-^

 

Beanie: Nope

 

Minny: not today

 

innie!!!: not me

 

jisung!!!: not me either ^_^

 

Softmin: I don't have anything

 

Dad: Oh

 

Minny: Do you have anything Channie? :)

 

Dad: I don't, actually

Dad: But I do have a songwriting assignment I should be getting started on haha

 

fliplix: good luck with your songwriting chris! <3

fliplix: bye everyone ^o^

 

Hyuni: Bai thanks for today <3

Chapter 49: bitch (affectionate) <3

Summary:

Dad: ...why are you talking about this as if it's a kdrama? This is literally just life

innie!!!: ah, life

fliplix: one of my favorite shows!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Monday 5:11 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: I am here to narrate an event that just transpired right in front of my own two eyes

 

fliplix: oooh sounds dramatic!

 

Dad: "I am so cute. The cutest. An absolute baby. So adorable" -changbin

Dad: "Yeah you're cute" -hyunjin

Dad: "FUCK YOU!" -changbin

 

Hyuni: actually, he tried to punch me after I called him cute :/

 

Dad: CHANGBIN!!!!

 

Beanie: deserved

 

Dad: NO!

Dad: DON'T PUNCH HYUNJIN!!!

 

Softmin: Hyunjin agreed with you when you said that you're cute, and your first reaction was to punch him?

 

Beanie: In my defense, I'm not very used to people agreeing with me

Beanie: But in their defense, that's probably because 9 times out of 10, I'm purposely trying to make them disagree with me by saying ridiculous shit

 

Dad: Changbin... why

 

Beanie: I only do that for the lols :)

 

Dad: No I was asking why you tried to punch Hyunjin

Dad: But tbh everything you just said sounds weird

 

Hyuni: Changbin sounds weird

 

Beanie: Looks like someone wants to get punched again!

 

Hyuni: jshdfghdgdh

Hyuni: ...no

 

Beanie: Oh? That didn't sound like a confident no ;)

 

innie!!!: hyunjin pain kink!

 

Hyuni: OMG WTF INNIE NO!!!!!!

Hyuni: NO NO NO NO

Hyuni: NOOOOOO

Hyuni: NOPE!!!!

 

Dad: Oookay, let's change the topic! : )

 

jisung!!!: Baby!

 

Hyuni: yeah?

 

fliplix: hi baby!

 

jisung!!!: Hang on, Ji calls both of you baby?

jisung!!!: I was expecting Lix to respond to baby, but Hyuni came as a surprise

 

Hyuni: Wait... are u Minho????

 

jisung!!!: yes lol I have hannie's phone right now

 

fliplix: why do u have sungies phone?? :0

 

jisung!!!: He's playing games on my phone and I wanted to see who would respond if Jisung said "baby" in the gc

jisung!!!: honestly I'm disappointed that I only got two responses, I was hoping Binnie or maybe Seungmin would respond as well :(

 

Softmin: Just because Jisung tries to call me baby doesn't mean I respond to it :)

 

Beanie: jisungie exclusively calls me dude or bro. nothing else

 

fliplix: LMAO

 

Beanie: or that one time he called me motherfucker

Beanie: or bitch

 

Minny: I DO THAT OUT OF LOVE!!!

 

Softmin: You call Changbin "bitch" and "motherfucker" out of love??

Softmin: Wait Jisung why do you still have Minho's phone

Softmin: Why aren't you switching back?

 

Minny: IM STILL PLAYING GAMES ON HIS PHONE I JUST HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF

 

Beanie: Defend yourself against what? The truth??

 

Minny: I SAY BITCH AND MOTHERFUCKER IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY

Minny: MY VOICE IS ALWAYS FILLED WITH LOVE WHEN I SAY THAT!

 

fliplix: bitch (affectionate) <3

 

Minny: YEAH!! LIKE THAT!!!

Minny: wait. i have a serious question

 

innie!!!: oh?

 

Minny:

Minny: why the actual fuck is this in minho's camera roll???

 

innie!!!: OMFG

 

hyuni: LMAOOOO

 

jisung!!!: Hey why were you looking in my camera roll??

 

Minny: omg no babe it was an accident!!

Minny: i wanted to send a meme but i forgot that i don't have my own phone so i saw your most recent photos!!

Minny: but my question remains. why the fuck?

 

jisung!!!: It's a nice meme, why shouldn't I have it in my camera roll???

 

Minny: you know what

Minny: that's fair

Minny: i accept that

 

innie!!!: waluigi >>>>

 

Hyuni: oh my GOD it's meme monday and no one said anything!!!

Hyuni: yall are FAKE FRIENDS omg i cant believe none of u told me < / 3

 

Beanie: Why do we have to tell you that it's a monday?

 

Softmin: Yeah, I feel like that's something you should just know

 

Hyuni: oh I see how it is!

Hyuni: you both hate me 😤

 

fliplix: hyunjin omg no one said that

 

Hyuni: you didn't have to!!

Hyuni: I guess I'm not wanted here :(

Hyuni:

 

Minny: HYUNJIN STOP BEING DRAMATIC no one here hates you!!

 

fliplix: hyuni ily <3

 

Beanie: It's fucking with my mind a little that Jisung has Minho's screen name and that Minho has Jisung's screen name

 

Softmin: Really? I think it's obvious

Softmin: Minho capitalizes, Jisung doesn't

Softmin: Except for when he's capitalizing entire sentences but that doesn't count

 

Minny: OMG SEUNGMIN BIG BRAIN <3

 

Softmin: He also uses way more hearts than Minho does

 

fliplix: i love how quickly everyone moved on from hyuni leaving the gc lmao

 

innie!!!: hyunjin: everyone hates me

innie!!!: everyone: no we dont. anyway, moving on! :)

 

fliplix: LMAO accurate!

 

Hyuni:

 

jisung!!!: oHMYGOD NOOO

jisung!!!: NOT ROBLOX MEMES

 

Minny: oooh this reminds me of that time minho and i played roblox and he just couldnt figure out how the game works! lmao

 

jisung!!!: Stupid ass marshmallow head creatures

jisung!!!: They all look like Bang Chan with their broad as fuck shoulders :/

 

Beanie: ...it seems like Minho still hates roblox

 

jisung!!!: IT'S SO DUMB AND EVERYONE THERE IS 7 FUCKING YEARS OLD

jisung!!!: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE THIS MANY 7 YEAR OLDS ALIVE RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

fliplix: minho calm down its just a game lol

 

jisung!!!: AND I CANT EVEN EAT MY SANDWICH??? SO WHY THE FUCK DO I GET A SANDWICH???!??

 

Minny: you can eat the sandwich

Minny: you did eat the sandwich

 

jisung!!!: LIES!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hyuni:

 

jisung!!!: MOOD

jisung!!!: BIG FUCKING MOOD

 

Minny: hey minho do u wanna play on our minecraft farm with me? <3

 

jisung!!!: Yeah sure

 

Beanie: ...wow, that was easy

Beanie: If Minho ever gets mad, I'm just gonna get Jisung to fix everything

 

jisung!!!: I'm always mad

 

Beanie: ???

 

jisung!!!: The world is a bleak place with no space for happiness

jisung!!!: You are a pawn in the greater game of the universe and it is infuriating to know

jisung!!!: I'm not mad but I'm not not mad, either

 

Minny: omg minho! our chickens just gave birth to a baby chicken!!! <33

 

jisung!!!: OHMYGOD Baby chicken!!!!! <3

jisung!!!: Nevermind everything I just said the world is bright and there is happiness in every little thing! <3

 

Beanie: ...

 

Hyuni: Okay great, can we go back to talking about my thing now

 

fliplix: what thing?

 

Hyuni: CHANGBIN PUNCHED ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM CUTE!

 

Beanie: I didn't know what else to do!!!

 

Hyuni: UH, you could've just said thanks???

 

Beanie: But I don't know how to take compliments!!!!

 

Hyuni: So you punched me?????

 

Beanie: IT WAS A REFLEX

 

Hyuni: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!!

 

innie!!!: i can't tell if they're genuinely arguing about this or if it's just a joke...

 

Dad: Don't worry Innie! I'm still with them irl and they are grinning at each other across the room

Dad: It's just a joke <3

 

Beanie: ALL I DID WAS CALL MYSELF CUTE

Beanie: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HYUNJIN AGREED WITH ME????

 

Hyuni: yeah because you ARE cute!!

 

Beanie: FUCK YOU

 

Hyuni: CHANGBIN!!!!

 

Beanie: OMG SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Beanie: IT WAS AN INSTINCT!!

 

Hyuni: LEARN HOW TO TAKE A FUCKING COMPLIMENT!!!

 

Dad: I would like to repeat that they are smiling at each other irl, because this group chat is making it sound like they're aggressive

Dad: They're not

Dad: They look like they're one second away from making out with each other

 

innie!!!: i did not need to know that

innie!!!: i did not WANT to know that

 

Softmin: Lol is Changbin trying to make out with everyone in this gc?

 

Dad: WHAT

 

innie!!!: sEUNGMIN????

 

Dad: WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT THE REST OF US DON'T?????

 

jisung!!!: Changbin is making out with people?

jisung!!!: Damn I didn't think he had it in him ;)

 

Minny: go get those kisses bitch (affectionate)!!

 

Dad: NO WAIT

Dad: DON'T START MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME PLEASE

 

innie!!!: okay but can we talk about what seungmin meant when he said that changbin is making out with everyone???

 

Softmin: Well, Binnie made out with Felix on a dare once

 

fliplix: i don't think that counts as making out?

fliplix: there was barely any tongue :p

 

Dad: Changbin and Felix?????

 

fliplix: dont worry there were no feelins involved! ^_^

fliplix: like seungmin said, it was just for a dare

 

Hyuni: OMG CHANGBIN HAS MADE OUT WITH SEUNGMIN!!!!!!

 

Beanie: hYUNJIN NO

 

Softmin: ...

 

Dad: OHMYGOD?????

 

innie!!!: WHAT

innie!!!: when??

 

fliplix: holy SHIT

 

jisung!!!: Oh?

 

Minny: OMG WHAT THE FUCK

 

Dad: SEUNGMIN?????

Dad: CHANGBIN???????

 

innie!!!: like, with feelings???

 

Softmin: Okay I guess this is happening

Softmin: So, remember my photography assignment?

Softmin: Binnie and I met up to work on that together

 

Hyuni: oh damn

 

Softmin: And yes we made out

Softmin: With feelings

 

fliplix: WAIT

 

Minny: secret relationship???

 

Beanie: And we said we wouldn't tell anyone because we have

Beanie: more feelings

Beanie: That we haven't talked about

 

Dad: That is extremely vague but as long as you're happy...?

 

Beanie: Seungmin maybe you should come over here so we can talk

 

Softmin: On my way

 

Hyuni: Oh!

Hyuni: Maybe Chan and I should leave then

 

Softmin: No!

Softmin: Or yes, get Bang Chan out of there

 

Dad: ouch??

 

Softmin: But stay

Softmin: Hyunjin

Softmin: Please?

 

Hyuni: ookay?

 

Minny: damn this is such an interesting drama

 

fliplix: right!!

fliplix: someone should get popcorn

 

innie!!!: i hope it has a happy ending

 

Minny: yeah me too

 

fliplix: if it doesn't, i will cry

 

Dad: ...why are you talking about this as if it's a kdrama? This is literally just life

 

innie!!!: ah, life

 

fliplix: one of my favorite shows!

 

Minny: personally i fucking hate it but there are some good episodes!

 

innie!!!: imo the writers really lost it around the 13th season, but i agree there have been some really good episodes

 

fliplix: the current season is really interesting

 

Minny: yeah but omg if they leave this episode on a cliffhanger i might scream

 

innie!!!: i think it's gonna end on a cliffhanger

 

fliplix: nooooo < / 3

 

Minny: but i really wanna know if the couple will end up together or not!!

 

innie!!!: which is exactly why i think it'll end on a cliffhanger

innie!!!: we're so invested in the characters now so the writers know that everyone will come back for the next episode if they leave this one on a cliffhanger

 

fliplix: damn i can't believe they're playing with my feelings like this

 

Minny: if the couple doesnt get together, i think the ratings will go down cause everyone will be mad

Minny: so theyll probably get together

 

innie!!!: you can't be sure though, they have a lot of things they need to talk about

 

fliplix: yeah! and the secret relationship wasnt even shown at ALL before this

 

Minny: oh shit youre right

 

innie!!!: CLIFFHANGER

 

fliplix: noooo < / 3

Notes:

i was gonna put an author's note after the last chapter to explain the moral reason for why felix switched power immediately after discovering that he could use his power to help, like how he stopped jisung's mindreading, but i forgot so i'm saying it here:

you never have to sacrifice your own wellbeing for others. felix could have helped several people in the support squad with his power, but he hated it and it was making him suffer, so he switched, even if it meant he couldn't help them anymore.

basically, the moral was, don't make decisions about your own life based on how it affects others. it's not selfish to put your own wellbeing first.

okay that's it thank you for today everyone, i hope you have a nice day! <3

Chapter 50: Dreams and fate

Summary:

Minny: I think it means Jisung and I should make babies ;)

jisung!!!: i see this as a sign that minho and i should have kids

jisung!!!: SOULMATE BRAINS <333

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Minho is eight years old when he falls off the jungle gym and realizes that he can fly.

One second, he's reaching for the next bar to pull himself up, and then his foot slips and he tumbles off the side of it.

Minho gasps, too shocked to scream. He's fully prepared for the pain when he collides with the ground, even closes his eyes so he doesn't have to see, but it never comes. It takes a several moments before he dares peek his eyes open and look.

He's suspended in the air beside to the jungle gym. A little girl on the other side of the playground is pointing at him, saying something to the adult standing next to her. Minho can't hear what she's saying, but he can guess. After all, everyone has a power. This just so happens to be Minho's.

He floats down to the ground slowly. Not that he'd actually been very high up. It was mostly the shock that made him so scared when he slipped, combined with the fact that he's terrified of heights.

Once he's safe on the ground again, he turns to glare at the jungle gym, as if the playground is at fault for this. It's not even been a minute since he discovered his power, and he already hates it, he hates it so much.

Aren't powers supposed to be fun? That's what it's like on TV. Finding out what your power is, that's meant to be a big day, some people even celebrate it with cake and games and presents.

Before Minho has time to think more about this, there's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around.

There's a boy, even smaller than he is, with round cheeks and big eyes. He's looking at Minho nervously.

"Hi", Minho says, because even though he's mad about discovering his power, he's not going to be rude. Especially not to a little kid (the fact that he himself is also a little kid does not register in his mind).

"Hi", the boy echoes. He smiles at Minho. "You just flied."

"Flew", Minho corrects, but he returns the smile. "And yeah, I guess I did."

"That was really cool!"

Even though Minho is still a bit mad, he beams at the praise.

"Yeah! It kind of was. I don't like flying, though. It's too high."

The other boy tilts his head.

"You're afraid of heights?"

Normally, Minho would not admit that, but he finds himself nodding.

"Yeah."

"So you don't like your power?" the boy asks.

Minho shakes his head. For some reason, the other kid smiles and claps his hands at this.

"My friend is like that, too! He also hates his power." The boy reaches out to take Minho's hand, and Minho lets him. "His name is Chris, but he said that I can call him Chan, but I call him Chris because my mom said that no one should have to change their name just because others don't know how to say your real name. I don't really know what she means, but I think she's right."

Minho isn't sure what Jisung's mom means either, but he nods and lets the boy pull him all the way across the playground. Right as they pass the big slide in the middle, he realizes that he never asked for the boy's name. His mom would be so mad if she knew.

"What's your name?" Minho asks.

The boy looks back and gives him another smile.

"I'm Jisung. I'm seven. You?"

"Minho, and I'm eight, but I'm turning nine in two weeks."

They reach the swing set on the furthest edge of the playground, and Minho thinks they're going to the kids on the swings, but then Jisung turns and leads them to the low fence that separates the playground from the park around it.

There's a boy, not much taller than Minho himself, balancing on the fence.

"Chris!" Jisung calls.

The boy on the fence turns to them and smiles brightly when he sees Jisung. His eyes drift to Minho, and even though he doesn't recognize him, Chris raises a hand to wave.

Minho waves back.

"Who's this?" Chris asks, jumping down from the fence and walking up to the them.

"This is Minho!" Jisung says. "He's eight and he can fly, but he doesn't like flying, so he reminded me of you!"

Chris turns to Minho.

"Hi! I'm Chris."

"Hello", Minho greets.

Jisung, who seems to be getting more and more energized for every second and is practically vibrating at this point, gestures to Chris.

"Chris has prosthetic dreams!"

Minho isn't sure what that means, but Chris stifles a laugh.

"They're called prophetic dreams, Sungie, but yeah. That means I have dreams about the future", he adds, seeing Minho's confusion. "Dreams that usually come true. I don't really like sleeping, because I've had pretty bad ones. That's why I don't like my power."

Minho nods. He can relate, even though he hasn't had his own power for very long, but he imagines that it's worse for Chris because he doesn't have any control over when he dreams. At least Minho can chose to stay on the ground. It's not like Chris can stop himself from dreaming.

Jisung grins and takes both of their hands, bouncing a little on his feet.

"We're gonna be so good friends!" he says. Then he stills and turns to Minho, looking a bit worried. "You wanna be our friend, right?"

Minho smiles.

"Sure!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 10:03 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: I just had a really weird dream about us

 

jisung!!!: oh??

 

Minny: Good or bad?

 

Dad: It was only me, Jisung and Minho there

Dad: But we were kids, and we met at a playground

Dad: So I guess this wasn't a prophetic dream? Because we didn't know each other when we were kids

 

innie!!!: didn't you say some of your dreams are meant to be taken as metaphors?

 

fliplix: ooooh yeah! maybe this dream symbolizes something!

 

Dad: Maybe!

Dad: But I don't know what it would symbolize

 

Minny: I think it means Jisung and I should make babies ;)

 

jisung!!!: i see this as a sign that minho and i should have kids

jisung!!!: OMG

jisung!!!: SOULMATE BRAINS <333

 

Minny: Oh damn we sent that at the same time lmao

Minny: soulmate brains <3

 

innie!!!: HEY WAIT maybe it means that we're meant to be together

innie!!!: like, since this dream looks like it's from a different universe (??)

 

Dad: Oh maybe! Like, no matter what universe we're in, we'll always find each other

 

innie!!!: yeah! like fate

 

Hyuni: GOOD MORNING I HAVE BOYFRIENDS

 

Dad: Oh hi Hyunjin! <3

Dad: BOYFRIENDS????

 

fliplix: ohmyGOSH i am SO happy for you!! <333

 

jisung!!!: CONGRATULATIONS HYUNI OMG THAT'S AMAZING!!!! <3 <3 <3

 

Minny: Changbin and Seungmin?

 

Beanie: YEAH I ALSO HAVE BOYFRIENDS!!!

 

Softmin: Me too

Softmin: (yes, this is our announcement that we're dating)

 

fliplix: awwwwww omg this is great!!

 

innie!!!: congrats guys! i hope you're not gonna make out in front of me

 

Beanie: No promises! <3

 

innie!!!: BINNIE NO

 

jisung!!!: omg does this mean i'm allowed to expose hyunjin for how much he has talked to me about changbin and seungmin?? :D

 

Hyuni: SUNGIE NO

 

Minny: Ooh I wanna expose Changbin! He talked so much about Hyunjin and Seungmin with me!

 

Beanie: MINHO NO

 

fliplix: no one is allowed to expose anyone!!!

fliplix: or u kinda already did...

fliplix: but no more exposing!! we need to hear the full story

 

Softmin: We met up, we confessed, now we're dating

 

fliplix: seungmin PLEASE

fliplix: where are the details?? the drama??

 

Hyuni: Tbh there's not a lot to say about it...?

 

fliplix: oh

fliplix: if hyunjin is saying it then it's gotta be true

 

jisung!!!: yeah! if hyunjin can't make it dramatic, no one can

 

Beanie: Honestly, Seungmin and I kinda got everything out of the way when we made out

Beanie: So we didn't have to talk a lot

Beanie: Then Hyunjin came over yesterday and we were all nervous but then we just! Talked!

 

Dad: That's good!

 

Beanie: Yeah! <3

 

innie!!!: hey maybe chan's dream was a sign that they would start dating

 

Beanie: How??

Beanie: Chan's dream had nothing to do with us???

 

fliplix: if u think about it hard enough you can probably find a way to make that make sense

 

innie!!!: jisung and minho are dating, and they were the only other people in chan's dream aside from chan

innie!!!: so it was a sign that there would be more couples coming!

 

Dad: It was just a dream, I don't think we have to read into it too much

 

fliplix: chris, we're gonna need an extremely detailed account of your dream

fliplix: every single detail matters!

 

jisung!!!: i love how fast we all got distracted from the fact that changbin and hyunjin and seungmin are dating lol

 

Minny: I mean...

 

jisung!!!: yeah ure right, everyone here is so easily distracted, it's not surprising lmao

 

Minny: We could have a double date in roblox ;)

 

jisung!!!: i thught u hated roblox??

 

Hyuni: Omg that sounds fun!!

Hyuni: I already have an account!!

 

Softmin: I've never played before but how hard can it be?

 

Minny: You will regret saying that :)

 

Beanie: Okay...?

Beanie: Wanna do it later today?

 

jisung!!!: yes!!!!!

 

Minny: Sure ;)

 

Softmin: Yeah

 

Hyuni: Yes!

Hyuni: omg so cool

Notes:

chan's dream was actually gonna be a fic, but i dont have patience for long written fics so i decided to make it a texting au instead and that's how this story was born! so yes that dream scene was written before this fic even existed and it wasn't supposed to be a dream at all

Chapter 51: graphic design is my passion

Summary:

i'm sorry about this chapter. genuinely. so many words, and they're all so incredibly useless. i'm not even gonna give it a real summary it's just stupid

Chapter Text

Wednesday 4:08 pm

[Group chat]: 3RACHA (3)

 

SpearB: I've been looking up things for starting a support group and you know what I found

SpearB: A house

 

J.One: you mean like a place where we can have the group talk things??

 

SpearB: No I mean a literal house, like a building to live in

 

J.One: yeah but do u wanna turn it into a building for your support group stuff???

 

SpearB: It's a building with bedrooms and a kitchen and a living room and bathrooms and that kind of stuff

SpearB: Rooms you need in a house

 

J.One: yeah but WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

J.One: what do you wanna do with the house?? why are you telling me about it?? how is this related to the support group???

 

SpearB: How interested are you in graphic design?

 

J.One: BINNIE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

 

SpearB: I was thinking about designing a poster for the support group, so people can hear about it!

SpearB: And also some sort of poster for social media, so the poster should definitely be done digitally

 

J.One: hOW THE FUCK IS THIS RELATED TO THE HOUSE U WERE TALKING ABOUT????

 

SpearB: The building has two floors

 

J.One: tHAT ANSWERS LITERALLY NONE OF MY QUESTIONS

 

SpearB: So we could live upstairs and turn the big room downstairs into a place for the support meetings!

 

J.One: ohmy GOD was that really so hard to say???

J.One: also wait do you wanna live with me? <3

J.One: we're still doing the support group thing together, right? you didn't kick me out??

 

SpearB: Lmao why would I kick you out? I already said that I wanna do this with you and Chan

 

J.One: wait are u actually suggesting we buy a house together

 

SpearB: Maybe I am

SpearB: But also how we're gonna do this support group thing! We can't do it if there aren't any people in the support groups

 

J.One: ooh right, so we should make a poster

J.One: like you said

 

SpearB: And advertise it on social media or whatever

 

J.One: right that makes sense

 

SpearB: But to do that, we need the poster to exist first

 

J.One: yeah, that seems like a pretty important part

 

SpearB: So I was just wondering how interested you are in graphic design?

 

J.One: oh i'm extremely interested!!

J.One:

 

SpearB: That is a meme

 

J.One:

 

SpearB: ...maybe we should ask Hyunjin to help us make a poster

SpearB: He's good at creating nice visual things

 

J.One: ok but can we at least use comic sans for the font??

 

SpearB: Can't we at least pretend that we're professional?

SpearB: Literally anything else would be better

 

J.One: comic sans

 

SpearB: No

 

J.One: comic sans!

 

SpearB: No!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

J.One: COMIC SANS!

 

SpearB: NO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 6:45 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: ...What the actual fuck

Dad: Why do I have 500+ notifications from the 3racha group chat?

Dad: Changbin, Jisung

Dad: Care to explain? :/

 

innie!!!: OwO ?

 

fliplix: oh no drama in 3racha?? :0

 

Beanie: Jisung wants to use comic sans on our poster, I don't want that

 

jisung!!!: oh i don't actually wanna use comic sans lmao

jisung!!!: it's just fun to go against you ;)

 

Beanie: ...

 

Dad: Oh my god...

 

Beanie: HAN JISUNG

Beanie: WE WERE ARGUING FOR HALF AN HOUR, AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN SERIOUS ABOUT IT???

 

jisung!!!: yeah ^_^

 

Beanie: OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOD

Beanie: I JUST WASTED SO MUCH TIME

Beanie: JUST FOR THIS, I THINK WE SHOULD GET COMIC SANS ON THE POSTER!!!

 

jisung!!!: binnie no pls it was a joke, no comic sans

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!

 

jisung!!!: no please

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO

 

Dad: Oh fuck, here we go again... :/

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: NO!

 

Hyuni: CAN YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE DRAFT I JUST EMAILED BOTH OF YOU FOR A POTENTIAL POSTER??????

 

Beanie: COMIC SANS

Beanie: oh you already made something??

 

Hyuni: I'm not talking to you until you look at my draft.

 

Beanie: A poster for the support group?

 

jisung!!!: dude he literally just said that he's not talking to you

jisung!!!: you can't ask a follow up question when he's ignoring you

 

Beanie: Shut up

 

jisung!!!: sHuT uP XD

 

Beanie: oH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

 

jisung!!!: THIS IS REVENGE FOR HOW FUCKING CONFUSING YOU WERE EARLIER TODAY WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT RANDOM ASS HOUSES

 

Beanie: I sent you some pictures of the house I was talking about by the way!

 

jisung!!!: oh yeah i saw! it's really pretty! <3

jisung!!!: bUT WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BRING IT UP IN A NORMAL AND LOGICAL WAY??? I HAD NO IDEA WTF WAS GOING ON

 

Beanie: I WAS JUST EXCITED TO SHARE MY NEWS WITH YOU AND THEN YOU GO AND START A WAR OVER COMIC SANS?????

 

jisung!!!: IT WASN'T A WAR I WAS LITERALLY JUST STATING MY OPINION, YOURE THE ONE WHO TURNED IT INTO A BIG THING!!!!

 

Beanie: YEAH BECAUSE COMIC SANS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL!!!

 

jisung!!!: sidenote but can i borrow your mic to record something? mine is acting up, idk why

 

Beanie: Yeah sure! I'll bring mine over later

Beanie: You have a microphone cable already, right?

 

jisung!!!: yeah yeah i just need a microphone! thank you!

 

Beanie: No problem! <3

Beanie: IT'S LITERALLY JUST A FONT, WHAT WAS THE POINT IN YELLING SO MUCH OVER IT?????

 

jisung!!!: BRO YOU LITERALLY DID THE EXACT SAME THING JUST NOW!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS THE ONLY ONE YELLING!!!

 

Beanie: I FUCKING HATE COMIC SANS THAT SHIT IS THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

 

jisung!!!: YOURE THE UGLIEST THING IVE EVER LAID EYES ON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!

jisung!!!: ha! got you!

 

Beanie: ...I should have seen that one coming smh :/

 

Dad: Are you guys done yelling yet?

 

jisung!!!: no just hang on a second chan <3

 

Dad: Ok. <3

 

jisung!!!: I LOST BRAINCELLS WHEN I WAS READING THE FIRST FEW MESSAGES YOU SENT ME

 

Beanie: YEAH, SO???? I LOSE BRAINCELLS EVERY SINGLE TIME I TALK TO YOU

 

jisung!!!: MY BRAINCELLS ARE FUCKING ALLERGIC TO YOUR BRAINCELLS

 

Beanie: SAME HERE!

Beanie: Can we be done yelling now?

 

jisung!!!: yeah sure ^_^

jisung!!!: chan we're done now!

 

Dad: Yeah, I saw

 

fliplix: have u looked at hyunjin's poster idea yet?

 

Beanie: ...

 

jisung!!!: i'm pulling up the email right now!

 

Beanie: Me too!

 

fliplix: lmao

 

Dad: What a fucking mess

 

fliplix: :0

fliplix: bad word! bad word! you just said Bad Word!!!

 

Dad: Yeah well, I felt like the situation required some bad fucking language

 

fliplix: :0

Chapter 52: Je t'aime plus que tout au monde

Summary:

Softmin: I don't have feelings

Softmin: Feelings are for the weak

Notes:

i dont trust google translate so thanks to my friends for translating the messages in this chapter lol ily <3

Chapter Text

Thursday 7:40 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: im with seungmin and he's drunk and he keeps talking to me in german

fliplix: oh, nevermind

fliplix: he just switched language again!

 

Dad: What why??

 

fliplix: i have no idea

 

Beanie: Why is he drinking?

 

fliplix: i don't know but that's what he done

fliplix: i had to help him walk over here because he couldnt walk straight

 

jisung!!!: what happened??

 

fliplix: he got drunk

fliplix: omg he's getting his phone now, get ready everyone!

 

Softmin: Heeeeeeeei <333

 

Hyuni: Seungminnie are you okay?

 

Softmin: Hyunjni!!

Softmin: du är så jävla vacker och jag fattar verkligen inte hur en enda person kan göra mig så här lycklig

 

Beanie: Minnie, we can't understand you

 

Hyuni: Could you try using a language we understand baby?

 

Softmin: Bibniee!!

Softmin: J'adore parler avec toiiiii

 

Hyuni: ...that is a different language but I still have no idea what you're saying

 

Softmin: Je t'aime plus que tout au monde <3333

 

Beanie: I'm sorry Minnie but we don't speak french

 

Softmin: :((

Softmin: takie to smutne, alexa puść despacito

 

Hyuni: Could you please try english or korean?

 

Softmin: Jeg er så lykkelig

Softmin: Jag känner mig så konstig hahahhaha

Softmin: Hyunjin visste du at du er fin???

 

Beanie: Felix, you're with him irl right now, aren't you?

 

fliplix: yup yup

fliplix: he is on the couch and smiling at his phone

fliplix: he's clearly having a lot of fun talking at you guys

 

Hyuni: Talking AT? Do you mean talking TO?

 

fliplix: well you're clearly not having a conversation, so no, not really

fliplix: it's more like he's just having fun saying things at you

 

Softmin: I am the luckiest person in the world

Softmin: La mayoría de personas solo tienen un novio

Softmin: Yo tengo DOS!

 

Beanie: I would put this into google translate so I can try to understand, but the messages are moving too fast

 

Hyuni: Maybe you're just slow lmao

 

Softmin: Ich vermisse dich :((

 

Hyuni: Ok Binnie and I are coming over

Hyuni: Where are you guys?

 

Softmin: Vänta va

Softmin: Förstår ni vad jag säger???

 

fliplix: we're in my dorm

 

Beanie: Ok we're on our way!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 9:12 am

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Softmin: Hate to break it to you guys but I'm still alive and well

 

Dad: Why do you say that as if it's bad news???

Dad: That's great!! I'm glad you're okay!!

Dad: Are you feeling better?

 

Softmin: I wasn't feeling bad yesterday

 

Dad: Well, you got drunk in the middle of the week and kept speaking in languages that no one could understand

Dad: We were a bit worried

 

Softmin: Oh

Softmin: I don't approve of you worrying about me

Softmin: But I'm better today!

 

Dad: …that's not something you can just disapprove of???

Dad: anyway, I'm glad to hear that! <3

 

jisung!!!: seungminnie ^o^

 

Softmin: Hi Sungie!

 

jisung!!!: are u hungover? do u need anything? a hug? hot cocoa? a nap?

 

Softmin: Thanks, but I'm okay <3

Softmin: I need to go to class but I'll talk to you later?

 

Dad: Okay, good luck in class!

 

jisung!!!: bye seungminnie! <333

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 12:32 pm

[Group chat]: Beanie, Hyuni, Softmin (3)

 

Beanie: Hey do you guys wanna meet up later and get ice cream?

 

Hyuni: Yes!! <3

 

Softmin: Yeah!

Softmin: I finish at 3

 

Beanie: I have no more classes today so I'm free whenever

 

Hyuni: I need to spend 3 hours on a project but I get to decide when I do those 3 hours so we can go when Seungmin's class finishes!

 

Beanie: Sounds good!

Beanie: And Minnie..

Beanie: I translated the messages you sent us yesterday

 

Softmin: Please ignore those, I was drunk and couldn't even stick to one language haha

 

Beanie: You seemed to be very in love lol

 

Softmin: No, you're lying

Softmin: I don't have feelings

Softmin: Feelings are for the weak

 

Hyuni: But Minnie :( we love you <3

 

Softmin: ...and I am a very weak man

Softmin: I love you guys too!

 

Beanie: Were you texting in other languages because you were confused drunk or because you didn't want us to understand what you were saying?

 

Softmin: ...probably a bit of both?

 

Beanie: I see

Beanie: You don't have to hide that you like us! I mean, we like you too

Beanie: I think that much is obvious considering we're your boyfriends

 

Hyuni: Akjsdhfjdsgfd that word still looks fake omg I can't belive it

 

Softmin: Sorry for getting drunk and attacking you with all those weird messages haha, you didn't have to come over and take care of me

Softmin: And sorry for disappearing before you woke up this morning

 

Hyuni: You don't have to apologize! We came over because we wanted to!

 

Beanie: We wanted to be with you!! I don't know why you decided to drink but we're not mad at you for any of it

Beanie: If you wanna talk, we can do it when we go get ice cream? If that's okay for you?

 

Softmin: Yes it is

Softmin: Thank you

 

Hyuni: <333

 

Softmin: <3

Chapter 53: the Kermit cult

Summary:

innie!!!: if I was a real person I would be Satan

Beanie: yOU ARE ALREADY A REAL PERSON

Beanie: SATAN IS NOT A REAL PERSON!!!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Saturday 1:07 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

fliplix: hey i just wanted to say

fliplix: if anyone wants the link for that website where u can switch powers, i can send it to you

 

Dad: Thanks! I'm probably not interested right now, but I'll keep it in mind!

 

jisung!!!: can you send me the link

jisung!!!: i'm not saying i'm gonna do it, i just wanna see what it looks like

 

fliplix: oki i'll send the link in private chat so it doesnt get lost in all the messages here lol

 

jisung!!!: thank you! <333

 

fliplix: <333

 

innie!!!: i'm actually kind of okay with my power

innie!!!: i mean i don't really like being an empath, but i also don't NOT wanna be an empath if you get what i mean??

 

Dad: You don't need to love it, it's enough to just be okay with the fact that it's there

 

innie!!!: yeah! anyway i'm changing the topic now

innie!!!: i think i have enough influence over my kermit cult to convince everyone there to walk around campus with burger king crowns on their heads while chanting "kermit" over and over again

 

Dad: ...I'm sorry what the actual fuck

 

jisung!!!: that sounds fun! .D

 

Beanie: Where the actual fuck did that just come from??

Beanie: This conversation went off the rails way faster than normal

 

fliplix: are our conversations ever on the rails??? lmao

 

Beanie: Ok maybe you have a point there

 

innie!!!: i have the kermit lecture on tuesday

innie!!!: maybe my class and i can do the cult get together after that ends!

 

Softmin: "The kermit lecture"

 

innie!!!: yeah? that's what it is

 

Softmin: I seriously doubt you have an entire lecture dedicated to kermit

Softmin: You may be a music major but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING you do is complete bullshit

 

jisung!!!: yes it is

 

Beanie: I am a music major, I can confirm this

 

Dad: Yeah they're right, it's all bullshit

 

innie!!!: being a music major is a both a curse and a blessing

innie!!!: but mostly a curse

innie!!!: and it's mostly my own fault because i'm just that much of a bad influence on everyone around me! <3

 

Softmin: ...why do you sound so proud of that?

 

innie!!!: i'm literally the worst influence ever!!! i'm the greatest bad influence you could ever meet!!! ^o^

 

Minny: Lmao please tell us if you're doing the kermit thing on tuesday or not

Minny: I would love to see it

 

Hyuni: omg yes me too!! I wanna be there

 

innie!!!: if I was a real person I would be Satan

 

Beanie: yOU ARE ALREADY A REAL PERSON

Beanie: SATAN IS NOT A REAL PERSON!!!!

 

innie!!!: i am literally right here??

 

Beanie: Innie... you're not the bad influence you think you are

 

innie!!!: lmao okay

innie!!!: keep living in denial, it just makes my job easier ;)

 

fliplix: akjdshfjsds omg did he just wimk???

 

Softmin: Oh my god are we really bringing back the wimks?

 

innie!!!: aaand we've come full circle! we're back to the wimks!

innie!!!: good job everyone, we can delete this group chat now

 

Beanie: NO

 

Dad: iNNIE NO!!!!

 

innie!!!: binnie

innie!!!: if you want me to be a good person, stop trying to say that i'm a good person

innie!!!: it makes me sad :(

innie!!!: i wanna be a bad influence, like i am in the Kermit cult :((

 

Minny: Don't worry Innie, we can be sexy evil villains together ;)

 

innie!!!: you're about as evil as a teddy bear but sure

 

Minny: Have you ever watched a horror movie?

Minny: The nice toys are always the most evil

 

innie!!!: annabelle was literally the ugliest bitch on the shelf

 

Minny: Yeah but Annabelle was not a teddy bear, was she?

 

innie!!!: i guess you have a point there

innie!!!: i GUESS :/

 

Minny: ;)

 

Beanie: Hey uhm

Beanie: What are we talking about?

 

fliplix: minho and innie are sexy villains together

fliplix: innie is also satan, apparently??

fliplix: and innie is a cult leader ^_^

 

Beanie: Yup. Makes sense. 100% logic. No confusion here, nope

 

jisung!!!: lmao binnie has no idea what's going on

 

Beanie: INNIE IS A REAL PERSON SO WHY DID HE SAY THAT HE'S SATAN????

Beanie: IS HE ACTUALLY A CULT LEADER?????

 

innie!!!: if you read that one poem by that one old milton guy that we analyzed in class, satan doesn't actually seem that bad

 

jisung!!!: ...you mean paradise lost?

 

innie!!!: yeah that's the one!

innie!!!: satan is the victim CONFIRMED!

innie!!!: frankenstein is the real monster and the creature is good!

innie!!!: villains were the good guys all along!!!

 

Beanie: ...is ANYONE following this conversation anymore??

 

innie!!!: binnie don't be silly

innie!!!: this isn't a conversation, i'm having a monologue!

 

Beanie: Oh okay sorry for interrupting

 

innie!!!: nah it's okay i was done anyway

innie!!!: you guys would be good as cult followers

innie!!!: you listen to me well

 

jisung!!!: we do???

 

innie!!!: ...sometimes

innie!!!: enough to join my kermit cult! :D

 

jisung!!!: .D

 

Hyuni: Wait we're joining a cult now?? I think I missed some things

 

fliplix: yeah we are! ^o^

 

Hyuni: Oh okay!

 

Beanie: You're seriously not even gonna question this??

Beanie: Hyunjin??? Your self preservation skills???!??

Beanie: Don't just join a cult without asking any questions!!!!

 

Hyuni: but felix said we're gonna do it! :(

 

Beanie: Oh my god...

Beanie: I fear for your safety

 

Softmin: Maybe don't join cults when you're not even sure what cult you're joining

 

fliplix: it's the Kermit cult hyuni!!

 

Hyuni: I'm joining a Kermit cult! :D

 

Beanie: HYUNJIN NO!!!!

 

Dad: …I can't believe you've all managed to survive this long

Dad: It must be some sort of miracle

 

Minny: I'm only alive out of SPITE

 

jisung!!!: i'm alive because there are still people out there in the world that owe me ice cream

jisung!!!: and i'm getting my ice cream >:(

 

innie!!!: the kermit cult has ice cream!

 

jisung!!!: HELL YEAH!!!!!!

 

Dad: Jisung you can't join a cult just because it has ice cream!!!!!

 

jisung!!!: FUCKING WATCH ME

jisung!!!: I'M GETTING THAT DAMN ICE CREAM!!!!!

 

Dad: Jeongin… what have you started.

 

innie!!!: i started a cult? i thought we already established that

 

Dad: That was supposed to be a rhetorical question, but yeah :/

 

innie!!!: hey if you think about it

innie!!!: the support squad is a little bit like a cult

 

Dad: wHAT???

 

innie!!!: chan is the leader, we have regular meetings

innie!!!: it's a support cult but cults don't have to be destructive! there are good cults

 

Dad: Uhm... okay?

 

innie!!!: so in conclusion, everyone here is already in a cult! :D

 

Hyuni: :D

 

fliplix: :D

 

innie!!!: so what's the harm in joining just one more cult?

 

Beanie: KERMIT

 

Dad: NO!

 

innie!!!: why not? :(

 

Dad: Honestly? I'm intimidated by how much power you hold

Dad: Imagine all the things you can do with this cult

 

innie!!!: praise kermit, worship kermit, offer ice cream to kermit, sacrifice my life for kermit...

 

Dad: Jeongin NO!!!!

 

Beanie: I feel like we should just leave Innie be

Beanie: It's not like any of us have the power to stop him

 

Minny: Tbh that sounds like a good plan

 

Dad: :/

 

fliplix: rip everyone else in the kermit cult, they dont know what theyre in for ^_^

 

Dad: Maybe don't sacrifice your life for kermit? Just a suggestion

 

innie!!!: :(

innie!!!: but kermit :((

 

Dad: You can't keep worshipping kermit if you sacrifice your life for him

 

innie!!!: oh wait that's true

innie!!!: i guess i've figured out the reason i'm alive now! :D

innie!!!: hey jisung do you still want ice cream?

 

jisung!!!: hell yea

 

innie!!!: oki meet me outside in 5 minutes

 

jisung!!!: HELL YEAH!

 

Dad: Jisung don't join a cult for ice cream

 

jisung!!!: ICE CREAM!!!

 

Dad: …

Dad: Welp, at least I can say that I tried to stop you :/

Notes:

if you have any questions about what happened in this chapter, you can keep them to yourself. i don't know either ^_^

Chapter 54: No more Sunday Support Squad!!

Summary:

Minny: No, because he's a little bitch (affectionate) who can't admit when he doesn't know something

Minny: I don't care if his memory is bad, but his principles are not very good

Beanie: MY PRINCIPLES!!!

Chapter Text

Sunday 8:00 pm

[Group chat]: Sunday Support Squad!! (8)

 

Dad: I already asked each of you about this in private chat, because I wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to share their opinions before the whole group talks about this, but the Sunday Support Squad is now just a Support Squad!

Dad: Honestly I was kind of surprised by how similar all your answers were when we talked in private chat

 

fliplix: i mean were still a support squad even if we dont do it on a schedule!!

 

jisung!!!: yeah what felix said

jisung!!!: and i feel like we are all comfortable enough with each other that if we have something serious we wanna talk about, we can just bring it up

jisung!!!: doesnt need a schedule ^_^

 

Softmin: I appreciate having a specific time for it, like I told Chan, but I also get what you're saying

 

jisung!!!: and that's okay! you don't always have to respond if someone else is talking about something

jisung!!!: if you're not feeling up for a serious talk at that time, you can just ignore the messages

 

fliplix: yea!! if youre more comfortable having a specific time for it u can still come here at 8 pm every sunday and be like "hey i wanna talk to u guys"

fliplix: its just not a sunday support squad anymore!! so everyone doesnt have to be here

fliplix: but u can still talk at that time!!

 

Softmin: I know, yeah

 

Minny: I also appreciated having a time set out for it but I understand your side of it

 

Dad: This doesn't mean that we stop support each other! But we're friends and we're comfortable with each other, and personally I don't feel like we need to have a time for it every week

Dad: Also I just wanna say that if anyone has a hard time bringing up something they wanna talk about, it's okay to come to me in private chat

Dad: We can have like a codeword for if you're feeling bad or struggling with something but aren't sure how to bring it up

 

Softmin: Oh?

 

Dad: Like, idk

Dad: Fruit salad day!

Dad: If you're having a fruit salad day it means you're having a bad day, or that there's something you wanna talk about

 

innie!!!: thats a nice idea!

 

fliplix: thanks chan!!

 

Dad: <3

 

Beanie: So I guess this is our last Sunday support squad

Beanie: After this, it will only be support squad

Beanie: No more Sunday

 

innie!!!: sundays won't stop happening just because we won't have our sunday support squad meetings anymore

 

fliplix: SUNDAYS ARE CANCELLED!!!

fliplix: also we need to change the chat name

fliplix: say goodbye while you can TT

 

jisung!!!: ajkdshfgfdgd why am i getting emotional over this its literally just a chat name

 

Hyuni: yeah but it's a symbol of how we met!! remember all the support sundays we have had together!!

Hyuni: it's just a chat name but it's so much more...

 

Minny: Chan just change the name before someone starts crying

 

Dad: If you feel like crying, it's good to cry! Express your feelings!

Dad: But also...

 

Dad set the chat name to Support Squad!!

 

fliplix: oHMYGODOODOODOOOOOOO

 

jisung!!!: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD THE END OF AN ERA MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

 

Hyuni: THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE AEHJFDG OMG OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOD

 

Dad: I thought that for the last support Sunday, we could go around in a circle and everyone can say how they feel about not having regular support chats anymore

Dad: Let's go in age order, because of nostalgia <3 but maybe backwards this time?

 

jisung!!!: nostalgia?

 

Minny: We went in age order the first time we had a support Sunday

 

jisung!!!: oh right sorry!

 

Minny: You don't have to apologize for not remembering things

Minny: It's okay

 

Hyuni: tbh I didn't remember that either, it was so long ago

 

Dad: If everyone is okay with that, it means Innie is going first!

 

innie!!!: i don't like talking about feelings because I Am Allergic to all of them /j

innie!!!: but i guess thats why i've liked having this support group every sunday, cause it's easier to talk about feelings when everyone else is doing the same thing

innie!!!: so i was a bit nervous about ending it but now chan said that thing about fruit salad day, and maybe talking about feelings isn't as hard as i think it is

 

Dad: It's okay to find it difficult, you're not alone! But we will always help you and listen to you, even if you're not sure what you want to say or how to say it

 

innie!!!: thank you <3

innie!!!: and yeah i'm okay with not having it regularly, we're friends anyway so i know i'll see your ugly faces regularly even when i don't want to :/

 

Hyuni: Awwww don't lie Innie, you love us! <3

 

innie!!!: yeah yeah whatever

innie!!!: seungmin's turn

innie!!!: <3

 

Softmin: Like I said earlier, I thought it was nice to have a specific time for it so I could be prepared

Softmin: I don't always do well with change or unexpected situations, but I will get used to this and I promise I'll be okay with it

Softmin: It's just a change and I don't really like changes

 

Hyuni: how do you feel about talking about your feelings?

Hyuni: ajdhfdsh sorry that was a weird way to ask, but you get what I mean!

 

Softmin: Actually!

Softmin: Hyunjin has this habit of asking me a question about my mood every day

Softmin: Or at least most days

Softmin: But he doesn't ask "how are you today", it's more like "what flower do you feel like today" or "if you were a weather, what weather would you be today"

Softmin: And then I get to explain how I feel that day, but it's easier than answering "how are you" because it's a really broad question

 

jisung!!!: oooh that sounds fun!

 

Softmin: Yeah! And he usually either asks in the morning or at night

Softmin: It's much easier to compare feelings to something tangible, like a flower or a type of weather, rather than just starting from nothing and trying to describe how I feel

Softmin: So thanks Hyunjin! <3

 

Hyuni: honestly?? I hadn't even noticed that I do that every day ajkfghdjh

Hyuni: It's just my way of checking in on how you're doing!

 

Softmin: Yeah, and I appreciate it! Thank you!

 

Hyuni: <3

 

Softmin: <3

 

fliplix: my turn??

 

Softmin: Yeah, go ahead Lix!

 

fliplix: oki!! <3

fliplix: honestly, i think it's kind of nice that we don't have to do the support squad at the same time every week

fliplix: i like having plans, but feelings don't always happen on a schedule so just bringing things up whenever you want feels easier to me

fliplix: and i know we could do that before as well, it's not like we had to wait for sunday before we were allowed to rant about stuff, but i like this!

fliplix: idk what else to say about it

 

Dad: No, that's good! I just want to give everyone a chance to be heard

 

fliplix: oki then i'm done!

fliplix: sungie's turn ^_^

 

jisung!!!: with what?

 

Dad: How do you feel that the support squad isn't happening every Sunday anymore?

 

jisung!!!: right sorry

jisung!!!: it's sad but not really because i need a time or a schedule to talk about things, but just

jisung!!!: idk

jisung!!!: i trust us to keep talking to each other even after this, but it's like the end of something! even if it's not actually the end

jisung!!!: which is sad but maybe not in a bad way

jisung!!!: do you get what i mean??

 

fliplix: i do, yeah!

 

Dad: You're sad that it's ending but you don't feel like you're losing something? It's just that things are changing, which can be sad, but change isn't bad?

 

jisung!!!: that's a really good way to put it actually

jisung!!!: so yeah! that's how i feel .D

jisung!!!: HYUNI <3

 

Hyuni: Hi yes! <3

Hyuni: I'm feeling nostalgic and I keep getting worried that maybe we won't have a reason to keep talking to each other after this, but then I feel stupid because we're friends

Hyuni: Some of us are even boyfriends!

Hyuni: I know that's not going to disappear suddenly, but the Sundays were kind of grounding? Like, I always knew we were going to talk those days

Hyuni: Now we could stop talking any day and then we would have no reason to start talking again

Hyuni: Which I know is stupid but it's just how I feel! not how I think

Hyuni: It's nice to have my schedule free though

 

Dad: Feelings aren't always logical, you can try to handle them but sometimes they still get the best of you! It's okay, as long as you remember that we're not going anywhere

 

innie!!!: this group chat will still be here every day of the week, annoying you until you're literally begging us to delete it! ^_^

 

Hyuni: That sounds very comforting, thank you <3

Hyuni: My emotions handle me more than I handle them, but it's okay

 

Dad: Is it?

 

Hyuni: **It's not okay but that's fine, because it will be okay in the future! I'm just dealing with the change right now

Hyuni: Binnie's turn! <3

 

Beanie: This has honestly made me really excited to start the second support squad!! You know, outside of college

Beanie: I don't mean this in a negative way but this hasn't felt like a support group to me for several months now

Beanie: Because we're friends! Supportive friends, yes, but we're way more than just a support group

Beanie: Which is why I'm feeling pretty good about this, I'm more excited for the future than sad that this part of our lives is ending

Beanie: I've found the support I need in you guys <3

 

Softmin: That is really sweet <3

 

Hyuni: Awwwww Binnieeeee ;-;

Hyuni: <33333

 

Beanie: <3

Beanie: Anyway I'm done! Next person can go

 

fliplix: did u forget our ages again? lmao

 

Beanie: No!!! I know everyone's birthday!

 

Minny: When is my birthday then?

 

Beanie: Of course I know that!

Beanie: It's October

Beanie: October

Beanie: 23rd

 

Minny: :/

 

Beanie: 20th!!!

 

Minny: :///

 

Beanie: 25th

 

Minny: :/

 

Beanie: 22nd...?

 

Minny: What the fuck Changbin

 

Beanie: 25th!!! It's the 25th!!!!

Beanie: But I already said that!!!

 

Minny: Yeah so anyway

 

Beanie: I'm so sorry I promise I have your birthday in my calendar it's just!

Beanie: Remembering birthdays? harder than it looks!

Beanie: My memory does not exist

 

Minny: I hate you

 

jisung!!!: because his memory is bad?

 

Minny: No, because he's a little bitch (affectionate) who can't admit when he doesn't know something

Minny: I don't care if his memory is bad, but his principles are not very good

 

Beanie: MY PRINCIPLES!!!

 

Dad: OOookay, it was Minho's turn to say how he feels! Minho please go ahead

Dad: Hurry

Dad: Say it faster, I can see Binnie typing

 

Minny: Yeah yeah okay

Minny: I don't mind, nothing is actually ending from how I see it

Minny: So yeah that's all I have to say :)

 

innie!!!: chan turn!

 

fliplix: chan turn!

 

Dad: Okay! Thanks everyone!

Dad: Like most of you, I feel a bit sad that it's ending, but I feel like it's a good time

Dad: I feel like just knowing that we have this group chat to turn to if something is bad, that's enough

Dad: Of course that's just how I feel and maybe not everyone agrees, but we aren't just here for support anymore

Dad: And honestly I feel a bit weird asking you to open up every week because I know you much better than I did when this started

Dad: I trust you guys to turn to this group chat when you need it

Dad: So yeah that's what I have to say!

 

innie!!!: literal tears in my eyes

 

fliplix: oh no arent u allergic to feelings?

 

innie!!!: yeah that's why i'm crying

innie!!!: aaand

innie!!!: this concludes the final Support Sunday Squad meeting!

 

Hyuni: SOBS

 

jisung!!!: why does this feel so dramatic, it's not like we're saying goodbye forever

 

Hyuni: ITS THE END OF AN ERA < / 3

 

fliplix: goodbye to the support sundays!! they have been amazing and you guys have been amazing and chan is amazing for starting this whole thing

fliplix: now, all we have is friendship <3

 

Beanie: Didn't we already have that?

 

fliplix: shut UP im being wholesome!!

fliplix: friendship <3

 

Dad: Friendship! <3

 

Minny: Friendship!

 

Softmin: Friendship <3

 

jisung!!!: friendship!! .D

 

Hyuni: FRIENDSHIP!

 

innie!!!: friendship!!

 

Beanie: Friendship! <3

Chapter 55: Do you hate your power? pt. 2

Summary:

After Stray kids move in together in the house that Changbin found for them, they start holding support groups almost immediately. Changbin, Chan and Jisung meet with the group once a week, and the others join in sometimes.

Chapter Text

Hyunjin has about 15 different drafts saved of their poster, with different writings on each of them, but the one thing they can agree on is the line at the top of the page: Do you hate your power?

 

The rest of the text is a little more complicated to write.

 

We are a small group of college students ("No, that makes us sound so unprofessional" -Bang Chan) ("Dude, we're the most unprofessional people on the planet" -Han Jisung)

We are a small group of people ("What else would we be? Aliens?" -Seo Changbin) ("Hey, no, people is a good word! Let's go with people!" -Han Jisung)

We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with the power they have. If this sounds like something you might be interested in, please contact us. ("Yeah! That looks good!" -Bang Chan) ("Guys... you forgot to say that this is a support group" -Hwang Hyunjin) ("Oh shit he's right, go back and edit!" -Seo Changbin)

We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with the power they have. That's why we're starting a support group where people can talk about their struggles and honestly what else is there even to say about it ("Jeongin, get away from the keyboard!" -Seo Changbin) ("Who even let him in here? He's not supposed to be here" -Hwang Hyunjin) ("I let myself in" -Yang Jeongin)

We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with their power, which is why we're starting a support group. If you need a safe space to openly talk about... ("We should say 'want' instead of 'need'" -Bang Chan) ("It's literally the same thing" -Seo Changbin) ("Just change the word and move on, please" -Han Jisung)

We are a small group of people who feel the same way, and we want to help others who might struggle with their power, which is why we're starting a support group. If you want a safe space to openly talk about power-related struggles, no matter how big or small, please contact us.

 

At the very bottom of the page, there's a phone number.

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