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Michael Jordan was at his house watching Pro stars. He chuckled to himself,

"Man, would it be funny if me, Wayne Gretsky, and Bo Jackson actually did make a saturday morning cartoon together?"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. His wife opened the door and gasped in shock. She then ran to her husband to tell him the news.

"Michael, Wayne Gretsky's back!" She told him.

"WHAT!?!?" He jumped up in shock. Wayne Gretsky then stepped in "It really is you? Where were you man no one's heard from you in nearly a decade!!!"

"It's best that we discuss this in private." Wayne said and Michael's wife left the room to give them privacy "You're not going to believe me but, that cartoon of us back there? That's actually us!!!

"WHAT!?!?!" Jordan gasped in shock!

"Now this explanation's gonna be a long one so sit down. Back in 1991 NBC approached us and asked us to do a cartoon for them together. They said that if it was a success then each of us would earn over a billion dollars. Obviously we agreed to the deal and we were transported to a far away planet where we were transformed into toons. After that we were introduced to our competitors who would have to compete with to win and earn our over 1 billion dollars. We didn't win however... Saved by the Bell did, and all the cast members were sent back to Earth to relive their lives. The losers, including us? We were forced into slavery, forced to work in the mines and do embarrassing things in front of the executives for the rest of our lives! But somehow, you and Macaulay Culkin managed to escape and apparently transform yourselves back into humans."

"Macaulay Culken?"

"Yes, he was also free... until 3 years later when he was sent back to the planet, retoonized, and reenslaved. However you managed to escape and turn back into a human must've also wiped your memories about then, so apparently my method for escape must've been different because i remember everything! The beatings, the torture, the humiliation... you need to help us, MAN!!!"

"I would love to help, but how!?!"

"The same way you saved the Loony Tunes from slavery! I saw an executive reading the news on your film based on your story a while ago and that gave me an idea: me and the prisoners would form a team and we would compete with the executives in a basketball match to regain our freedom. With you on our team, we could win with no effort!"

"Of course I'll join."

"Great! I'll call Bo Jackson about this!" And Wayne grabbed his phone and called Bo and told the good news but his response was far from good news.

"Chip and Pepper won't be there for the game. The executives beat them and now there in recovery. We're gonna need to find new members quick!" Bo Jackman said before he hung up.

"Oh no!" Wayne said "I'll be back, man! I gotta find new members to replace Chip and Pepper!" And he ran out.

In Minnesota, 12 year old Linkara was working on his fanfic when someone crashed through his window. He turned around and it was Wayne. The moment he saw him he grabbed him and ran back out.

"Aaaahh! Let me go you son of a bitch!" Linkara lashed out as Wayne held him tight when the latter noticed another kid next door. This kid looked super cool and looked like the very embodiment of the 90s. He quickly snatched him up and ran off as Linkara continued screaming for help while the other kid continued playing on his Gameboy.

In only a few minutes time Wayne Gretzky made it back to Michael Jordan's house and laid the kids down. Linkara immediately got up and started trying to find an exit and the other kid suddenly looked away from his Gameboy and saw he wasn't outside anymore. He then noticed Linkara.

"Wassup, Linkara!" The kid greeted coolly "Wanna trade Pokemans? I'll hand ya my Meowth for your Growlithe!"

"Not now Adam I'm trying to find a way outta here."

"Why?"

"WHY!?! Did you not see that creep take you and me to this place?!? Surely you should've heard me screaming my head off for some fuckin' help on the way here!"

Before he could respond however Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretzky walked in.

"Jordan, these kids I picked up from Minnesota are going to help big ti-"

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!" Adam shot out interrupting Wayne "MICHAEL JORDAAAAAAAAN!!! I FRICKIN' LOVED SPACE JAM, DUDE!!! IT'S MY NEW JAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!"

"And these are the kids who gon' be helping us?" Michael asked Wayne, who nodded back "Do they have any past experience?" Wayne shrugged.

"Alright kids, me and Mr. Jordan here want you two to do something really important for us." Wayne said as he kneeled down to their level.

"Important? For Michael Jordan?!? Cha!!! Of course we'll help!!!" Adam agreed in a light "no-shit" manner.

"Wait, help you? After one of you basically kidnapped me while I was in the middle of writing my Magnum Opus?!? I have a question, WHY should I help YOU!?!"

"Well, the full story's actually quite complicated, so I'll keep only the important stuff. You may not remember me, but I'm Wayne Gretzky. I, Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson and several others have been forced to work as slaves on a distant planet and we need you two to fill in for two other players so that we can compete in a basketball game against our executives and regain our freedom."

"Dude, that's just ridiculous..." Adam said plainly shaking his head "I mean, what's a basketball game with such high stakes without guns and blood in it!?" He immediately put his signature smile back on and did a catchy pose.

Michael Jordan stared back at Wayne with an expression of bewilderment. Wayne shot back up and said "So anyways, wanna help us?" trying to end this as soon as possible as he stretched his hand out.

"Cha! Of course, blond dude!" Adam yelped "I'm Adam but you can me the 90s Kid cause I love the 90s and it's the BEST DECADE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" he pointed to Linkara with his thumb "Oh, and this is my next door neighbor Lewis Lovha-"

"Call me Linkara, guys." Linkara interrupted

"Linkara?" 90s asked confused twisting his head a little.

"Y'know, like, Link from the Legend of Zelda? ... c'mon man doesn't it sound cool?"

"Dude, nicknames never sound cool unless they have the words blood or death or styfe in it." 90s kid stabbed lightheartedly.

"Stryfe?!"

"Yeah! And with a Y because it's KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"

"Oh no!" Wayne Gretzky gasped "We only have two hours to get back to the planet! It took me one hour to get here. C'mon, grab the kid and get on my spaceship!"

So Wayne and Michael picked the kids up and carried them into Wayne's spaceship and flew off to the planet.

They made it back to the planet in secret and met up with the all the other characters in the bunkers. Yo Yogi noticed and skated up to Wayne who was holding the kids.

"Wassup duuuuuuuude!!!" Yo Yogi radi-called out "Wait, who are these two? Only that one looks hip and radical; the other looks lame and boring!"

"Yogi, weren't you listening to what Bo Jackson said? These are our new team members who're going to help us." Boo Boo replied informingly.

"No! I was listening to the new Nirvanna album, In Utero! It's totally radical and cooler than this loser!" Yo Yogi pointed at Linkara and mocked him.

Linkara heard everything and was pissed off and was about to punch him in the face when Boo Boo interrupted 

"1: you had that album for 6 whole years. And 2: you're a dick! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE AND LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!!!"

Yo Yogi caught on and got the fuck out like the coward he is.

"Wait! Duuude, where're you going?" 90's Kid noticed him running out and ran after him "You look totally radical!"

Boo Boo tried to stop him but he ignored him and left the room. Linkara looked down at Boo Boo and started to feel sorry for him.

"W...Was he always like this?" LInkara asked

"Yes, he was always like this. Ever since the day he was created he's been a total asshole to everyone. He even had the gall to blame me and his other co-stars for our show's failure."

"Damn dude. I feel sorry for you..."

"Yeah, I would've loved to have worked with the real Yogi gang instead: just about all of them sound like they'd have treated me much better."

Meanwhile, Snagglepuss and Huckleberry Hound were in the secret courtroom practicing their athletics. They were supposed to be taking turns but Snagglepuss was doing all the shooting because Huckleberry was too nice and kept agreeing to let him get extra turns. Snagglepuss was about to do a dynamic slam dunk when Yo Yogi and 90's Kids skated into the scene.

"YO, DOODZ!!!"Both 90's kid and Yo Yogi radi-called out to them in unison, interrupting them. The latter failed to notice 90's Kid as he ran to Huckleberry Hound.

"Howdy, dude!" Yo Yogi mocked "Being a pushover again!?? You lazy-ass! How are we going to win back our freedom if you're just sitting their being a lazy doofus! Besides, I need to return to Earth so I can blackmail Taco Bell into making the Nacho Fries a permanent item on the menu!"

Huckleberry Hound ignored him and was about to doze off when Yo Yogi slapped him in the face and he instinctly slapped him back and Yo Yogi got pissed. 90's dude got out his popcorn as he expected a total war to take place. Before things could get chaotic however, Bo Jackson stepped in.

"Yo Yogi you get 'cho ass back to tha' bunkas' and stay ya' asshole!" Bo Jackson lashed out, he hated him as much as everyone else "Everyone else, meet up at tha' bunkas'." He spoke to everyone else more chill.

They walked to the bunkers where Linkara, Wayne Gretzsky, Michael Jordan, and Boo Boo were alongside Macauley Culkin who had just stepped in.

"Hi guys!" He said cheerfully.

Everyone said hi back and they all shaked hands and fist bumped. 90's kid greeted him especially well.

"Duuuuuuuuude!!! I am so happy to be speaking to the real Macauly Culkin!!!!" He exclaimed in cheer. They fistbumped and went off to Culkin's room for special talks.

Back on Earth, Linkara's mom was worried about her son so she called Make Over Fairy P.I. to help find her son. The Make Over Fairy came over and was talking to MomKara while 90's kid's mom was outside smoking.

"I called him over for dinner but I got no response so I entered his room but he was gone! He hadn't even saved his fanfiction!! Please help me find him he needs his nutrition if he's going to complete his Magnum Opus!!!"

"Don't worry ma'am. I'll find the boy!" She said in a cool and badass action hero way because they had both previously worked for the FBI together and were best friends. Make over fairy turned her attention to the other woman, 90's Kid's mom, 90's Bitch.

"Woman, I got a report that your son was taken by a mysterious man. Do you know anything about him?"

"OMG can you STFU? I have a client in a few hours and I told my son to keep himself busy for a while! I've been waiting here all fucking day smoking and fapping to Playgirl and I have no idea WTF you're talking about. GTFO who-"

Make Over Fairy slapped that bitch in the face and Momkara clapped because she hated her too.

"Makeover Fairy you are truly a real friend and hero!" Dadkara smiled to her "I know you'll find him and once you do, me and my wife will be sure to reward you with money and an exceptionally good time if you know what I mean." He and Momkara winked suggestively.

Makeover Fairy inspected the ground for a while until she discovered some strange particles. She tested them and discovered that it was toon dust with DNA stuff. She ran it through further tests and discovered that it was Wayne Gretzsky's from Pro Stars and knew that he was on the far away planet.

"Momkara it's time for us to finally reunite so we can go to space and find your son together." She said with determination.

They nodded and they set off to find a way to get to space.

Back on the Planet 90's Kid was in Macauley Culken's bunker looking at his stuff. They were supposed to be practicing for the game but they were too busy getting along.

"This is my magic glove." Macauly said "I can make a wish on it once per week. I saved making my wish until now. I'm gonna make a special wish that'll help us win the game!"

"What kind of kewl wish is it, dude!?!" 90's Kid asked in eager questioning.

"I'm gonna wish to become my favorite super hero Captain Mayhem and with my powers I'll help them win with no effort." He showed him a Captain Mayhem comic but he shook his head.

"Dude, your not going to win with just that boring nonsense! You need to add GUNS and BLOOD and DRUGS and stuff. That's what mayhem is about!!!"

Macauley Culkin agreed with him and nodded "Why didn't I think I of any of that sooner? In fact, fuck the rules! All these executives are total assjerks! They deserve suffering!!!"

He led him to a secret room where there was lots of cocaine. He was collecting the cocaine for later use when 90's kid turned to him.

"Dude, screw just becoming Captain Mayhem. Combine him with Snowflame! Become Captain SnowFla-Mayhem!!!"

He nodded and after he grabbed all the cocaine he needed they went back to his room and they saved it for just before the game started. They then went to a secret bunker where there were lots of guns which the executives used to threaten their slaves.

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!" 90's Kid exclaimed as he equipped a Desert Eagle "WITH THESE CHICKS, WE'LL TOTALLY HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!!!!!!"

Culkin equipped a Bazooka 10k just before they made it back to their bunker and and they spent the rest of their time playing games and 90's kid traded his shiny Shuckle for Macaulay's Mew.

They played until just 5 minutes before the game could begin. Macauley grabbed his magic glove and made his wish.

"I wish I was Captain Snowfla-Mayhem! I wish I was Captain Snofla-Mayhem! I wish I was Captain Snowfla-Mayhem!" He hit his magic glove three times and was poofed in smoke for a moment before he was to have transformed. 90's Kid gasped at the beautiful transformation That had taken place. 

Snofla-Mayhem was wearing spiked white facepaint with red outlines. He wore a red and Black sleeveless latex suit with a snow white cape. His trunks were white with black rims and were tight but not tight enough to expose any details. His black boots with white fur were glazed in latex for double protection.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!! You look so frickin' kewl now!!!!" 90's Kid radi-called "All you need are a few shoulder pads and pouches and you're a real superhero!!!" He put him in iron shoulder pads and dark brown pouches which looked out of place but neither of them cared. They were going to fight the executives with GUNS and JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

They ran outta their rooms to dash back to the secret courtroom just in time.

Outside, the Space Cats and Yo Yogi were outside building a space ship.

"Screw the game!" Said Scratch "With this ship we'll make it back home with no effort!"

The space ship looked really small on the outside but was as large as the Executive castle outside on the inside. It also had a ton of cool 90's designs by Yo Yogi because everything needs a crapton of shapes on it to be functional. The space ship was mainly neon green with pink neon shapes on it.

I feel like you guys are the only friends I ever have. Now let's put on our 3D glasses!" Yo Yogi exclaimed to his only real friends.

They were about to get in the ship when in the distance, a sneaky executive noticed the gleam of the 3D glasses shine against the bathroom walls and saw the ship in plain site. The executive grabbed his AK-47 and shot at the shop but Bo Jackson ran in and grabbed the four just in time before they were and dragged them in. The bullet hit the ship with such strong force that it sent it tumbling down until it fell off the planet.

Bo Jackson brought them to the locker room and just before Yo Yogi could be a selfish dick again and admonish Bo Jackson for "fucking the plan up" Wayne Gretzsky Michael Jordan and Linkara stepped in. They and all the other players were gathered for Michael's rousing speech.

"Alright boys we're gonna charge in there, kick their asses, wreck their shit up, win the game, and march back to earth with our regained freedom. WHO'S WITH ME!!!"

"WE ALL ARE!!!!!!!" All the teammates called out except Linkara who just raised his hands in the air in fist with strange look. Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzsky and Linkara charged first but as everyone else was charging 90's Kid and Culkin on crack charged in with a fuckton of guns and cocaine.

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!! IF WE'RE TRULY GONNA WIN THIS GAME, WE NEED THEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!" 90's Kid cried out to the sky holding a bag of cocaine and his Desert Eagle.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and equipted all the guns and snorted all the cocaine making them extra powerful. 90's Kid saw Cindy Bear and gave her watermelons to use as boobs to distract the enemies with. Michael Jordan Wayne Gretzsky Bo Jackson Linkara and the executives stood outside dumbfounded for a moment before the rest of the NBC toons charged out holding their weapons but it was too late to de-equip them because the Space Jam was just about to start.

"Hello hello hello welcome to the universe's Second Ever Space Jam!" Mr. McClary said as an executive pointed a gun at his head while he read his script. He was crying inside as he feared for his life "S-so let the game... BEGIIIIIIIII-"

He stopped as a gunshot fired off hitting a player executive's kneecap. 

The game began and all the toons charged with their weapuns and the executives pulled out their weapons and charged as well. As 90s Kid was running out onto the field he saw the 3 standing in place dumbfounded and he ran to Linkara.

"Dude! Why the frick aren't you going out there and shootin' stuff, dude!" 90's asked in an almost dumbfounded sense.

"W-When the FUCK did you decide to turn this into Call of Duty?! SERIOUSLY, THIS ISN'T BASKETBALL, YOU DUMB- *Oof*" Linkara was interrupted by 90s Kid throwing him a magic gun to the head. He got up and picked it up.

"Listen dude, it's time for you to go kick ass and chew bubblegum. Here." And 90s Kid tossed him a stick of gum followed by 90s Kid tossing Wayne Gretzky Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan a Colt Canada C7 a Beretta M12 and an M14 respectively. Linkara would've complained further but then he thought fuck it and charged with the others.

Captain Snowfla-Mayhem grabbed the ball and charged up to the opponent's net and a few enemies tried to block him but he shot them with his KPV heavy machine gun and burned the survivors with his snowy flames and then he hopped and scored the first slam dunk of the game. Huckleberry Hound was not acting like his usual self after snorting the cocaine. Already he was clearly scoring the most kills outta everyone gunning down 69 executives with his Hunting Rifle M19 and there was nothin' standing in his way when he scored the second touchdown. Some executives including a couple of the few who survived Huckleberry's bullets drew their attention to Cindy, mainly her "eyes". They were too busy thinking dirty thoughts to notice her pull out her BFG and shoot them all dead before Huckleberry tossed her the ball and she scored a slam dunk. While everyone else was going around killing all the enemies, Linkara instead chose to bust kneecaps and he noticed a player close to the enemy's hoop. He busted his kneecaps with his magic gun and was about to hop on his head and score for the team when 90s Kid intercepted him shooting his ball into the hoop before blasting the stunned enemy's head off getting blood all over their clothes. He tried to get up but Michael Jordan grabbed his ball without knowing it was his and scored another slam dunk.

He eventually got up and looked at all the coked out players going around playing well while scorin' kills and looked up at the scoreboard which said 10-0. He was about to get back to the game when he noticed the CEO of NBC stepping up to Mr. McClary with a pissed off look on his face.

"S-S-SIR!" McClary stuttered fearing for his life "W-What are you d-d-doing here?!?"

"I'm here because I want you to answer an extremely Important question... HOW THE FUCK ARE THOSE TOONS WRECKING OUR SHIT UP!?!?!"

"I-I-I-I don't sir. T-They just charged in with their g-g-guns and stuff."

"Don't you mean OUR guns!?!?" He looked down and noticed Linkara then looked at the other players and realized something "Wait...All the players except that boy... They're high on cocaine!!! Well then. two can play at that game!" He reached up pulling up a speaker and spoke to the guy on the other line "Sergeant! Bring out our big boys."

"A-A-Are you sure sir?" The guy on the line asked fearfully "T-T-This could be really dangero-"

"QUIT STUTTERING AND BRING THE FUCKERS INTO THE COURT!!!"

"Y-Yes sir."

All the shootin' and killin' that had been taking place down below was suddenly interrupted by a loud *clang!!* followed by a large metal door slowly opening. As it slowly opened, a TV screen popped showing the CEO.

"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the CEO laughed "Prepare to have ALL your asses blown STRAIGHT outta the water. These dudes of mine I've trained the Spartan way since the day I picked them up off of Moron Mountain. NBC Toons, meet my Sons in Command..." the screen turned off as the door completely opened and 5 shadowed buff dudes stepped in shrouded by smoke "The Monstarz 2.0!!!"

It was then that the game would take a complete 180.

The NBC Toons were initially not all that intimidated, all except Linkara and 90's Kid. They had seen Space Jam, seen how the original Monstars wrecked the Toon Squad's shit up with their skills. And soon enough, all the other toons would adopt their fear.

A member of the rival squad, a lanky cyan blue dude with some muscle, grabbed the ball first and some of the Toons charged to snatch the ball from him but he crushed them all underneath his feet. Captain Snofla-Mayhem charged and was about to stun him with his snowy fires but then his wish faded and he turned back into Macauley Culkin who was nearly crushed and the dude scored the first goal with no effort. After scoring he threw the ball to the other members, a wide purple bro, a short and slim velvet dude, and a dark green muscular douche, who all crushed their opponents and scored as well. The muscular douche and an orange buffed out prick grabbed two balls and charged. The entire time, Linkara and 90s Kid had been hiding in the shadows both because they knew they were screwed and because they knew they would get crushed out their and die. 90s Kid looked up at the scoreboard and a feeling of disbelief shot up in him. The score was now 10-8, and the Monstars 2.0 were about to get in the lead. Instinctly, he ignored all his past instincts and charged with his Desert Eagle in hand ready to shoot all their heads off.

"PREPARE TO BE BURNING IN HELL YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed out in rage as he shot out a few bullets but they bounced off and hit some toons in the background including Yo Yogi who was pissed. The Monstars turned and noticed 90s Kid and they charged awaiting to crush him into blood "YO YOGI, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" He cried out to Yo Yogi not knowing what to do but Yogi just scoffed.

"Go die you assdick you deserve it for shooting my fucking hat off!!!" Yo Yogi sneered at him as he munched on popcorn like he'd been doing for the entire game.

90s Kid could only shed a tear as he thought he was gonna die but then Boo Boo and Linkara helped pull him onto the bleachers outta the way. As soon as he got on, a buzzer went off.

"*BEEP* Fifteen minute break for The NBC Toons. Fifteen minute break for The NBC Toons. *Beep*"

And so the NBC Toons stumbled back to the locker room weakened and hopeless. It would take a miracle for them to win now.

Back on Earth Makeover Fairy and Momkara were walking around still searching for a way to get to space when they heard something in the distance. They ran over and discovered a small spaceship covered in neon paint.

"Perfect!" Gleamed Makeover Fairy "Once I fix this thing right up, we'll be in space in no time." She used her magic to fix up the ship which including mending up holes and replacing the neon paint with a stronger steel surface. After all was said and done the two got on and took off into space.

"Wow!" Gasped Momkara, amazed by the sight she saw out the window "It looks exactly like it does in Star Trek!"

Makeover Fairy nodded After a while they were finally really close to the planet and Momkara was smiling in glee that she was going to save her son with her ex from college. They were about to land smoothly but then a meteor struck the side of the ship and flung them deep into the planet.

In the locker room 90s Kid Boo Boo and Linkara were sitting on one of the benches while Yo Yogi was sitting on the other still eating popcorn. He then noticed 90's Kid on the other side and glared.

"Hey douche." He called out grabbing 90's Kid "Yeah, you. I thought you were cool, bro, so why the fuck did you knock my hat off?! That's not a cool thing to do, you prick. Look here!" He scoots to the far end of his seat "There's plenty of room here for a fatass like you. And you could've had it all to yourself had you had actual good tastes in fashion. You wouldn't be sitting over there with those lamos. See, I'm cool and your not!"

90s Kid's reply was executed with only a cold expression, a complete 180 from the exaggerated cheers Linkara was used to "Dude. I nearly got killed out there thanks to you. I called out to you because I thought you were cool, but you did nothing. Linkara and Boo Boo may not have as hip fashion sense as you, but at least they did cool stuff there." He shook his head as he spoke with a tint of spite "You're not fucking cool bro!"

"Yeah, fuck you Yo Yogi!" lashed Officer Smith as he flipped him off "If you weren't sitting on your fat ass the whole game, we could've won and been back on Earth by now!"

"Officer Smith," Cindy said as she lightly tapped Officer Smith grabbing his attention "We all know Yo Yogi's a total prick, but we can't blame everything on him! We all trained as hard as we could but we couldn't have predicted us having to battle those tall-ass fuckers who curb-stomped us."

"Okay, it's nice knowing that we can't really blame ourselves, but what the fuck are we going to do now?" Roxy asked "Even if we get in some quick practice, they're still going to wreck our shit and we won't be able to return to Earth. It'll take a total miracle for us to win!!!"

As soon as she finished talking they all heard a loud noise coming from nearby but before any of them could react-

*CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHH*

The noise slowed as a spaceship crashed into the courtroom crushing Yo Yogi underneath. Everyone stared as the entrance opened and out stepped two female figures, and Linkara noticed...

"MOM!!!" He gasped as she stepped outta the ship and hugged him in tears.

"My little boy!" She cried out before she looked up from his shoulder at all the toons and the Pro Stars "Lewis, who are these strange creatures with you?"

"Well, Wayne Gretzky kidnapped me and Adam and together we have to help the NBC Toons regain their freedom so they can all return to Earth. We were all doing surprisingly well but then CEO of NBC sent out these huge buff dudes and they crushed and nearly killed us all and they're now ahead of the game. We'll need a miracle for us to win now!"

As soon as he finished Makeover Fairy stepped out when she noticed the gun he was holding and gasped. Linkara noticed her and questioned her in confusion.

"That's the gun my Great-Grandfather used in the Vietnam War 500 years ago!" She clarified "I can cast a spell to reawaken his spirit in the gun which can massively enhance it's powers."

"Well, if it'll help us win the game, go ahead!" Linkara smiled giving a thumbs up.

She shot a beam of magic at the Gun which caused it to glow a buncha colors until it exploded in a cloud of dust which settled revealing the gun only now it was glowing with a white aura.

"Dude, that's so cooooooool!" 90's Kid exclaimed in excitement "Give ALL of us POWEEEEER!!!"

"It won't be as strong as his Magic Gun, but I'll enchant you all with my powers!"

She fired a huge magic beam which caused them to glow a bunch of colors as they felt a rush like snorting 200,000 grams of cocaine for a moment before they turned to looking normal. They still had time left over so while Linkara wasn't looking 90's Kid taught Makeover Fairy how to be cheerleaders and taught them to flash their boobs at the enemies to distract them. Both Makeover Fairy and Momkara sniggered because they knew they weren't going to be flashing jack crap.

"ALRIGHT BOYS, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL POWERED UP, LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!" Both Linkara and 90's Kid announced in battle cry as a buzzer went off and they all except Yo Yogi charged out back to the courtroom now more powerful then ever. The Monstarz 2.0 looked down at them and sniggered to themselves, blissfully unaware of how swiftly they were about to get rekt.

"Haha, you're all gonna lo-" the Dark Green Muscular Douche was interrupted by Boo Boo busting his kneecap with an AK-47 with a plain cold look on his face.

It was too late to do anything about because the game had just started so the enemies charged but on the inside they instantly knew they were wrecked. They tried to make themselves look intimidating but the NBC Toons were completely unfazed. Everytime they tried to frighten them they would just shoot them where they saw fit or fired them off with their cocaine powers. With their new godhood The NBC Toons were easily able to get back in the lead and scored 30-12 with no effort. By the time they'd gotten to that point there was only 5 minutes left and Monstarz were filled with gallons of lead but were all still alive. That was also when the NBC CEO got absolutely enraged.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!" he screamed out in rage before he called the Sargent on the other side again "SERGEANT!! IT'S TIME FOR THE LAST RESORT!!! BRING IN THE ARMOURS OF LUNOSTISM!!!!!"

"B-But Sir!!! The Armours aren't c-c-comple-"

"I DON'T CARE!!!! BRING IN THE ARMOURS!!!! Mr. McClary, give the Monstarz 2.0 a 5 second break!"

"O-Okay Sir." Mr. McClary picked up the mic and cleared his thought "*ahem* 5 Second Break for the Monstarz 2.0. 5 second break."

The NBC Toons thought nothing of it and scoffed. 90's Kid and Huckleberry Hound stood near the entrance to their courtrooms preparing to hit their kneecaps with their cocaine powers when it suddenly slammed wide nearly knocking them off. They scrambled off as the Monstarz 2.0 reemerged looking good as new and wearing black and dark purple armor. It was then that the game would suddenly take another 180.

The Toons tried to shoot at them with their guns and cocaine flames but they did nothing on the armor and the Monstarz were quickly starting to shake the court up figuratively and literally. The Monstarz were quickly able to overpower and crush the Toons as they quickly shot their back up until it was only a few points away from being a tie.

"Oh No!" Squealed Cindy in disbelief "We're losing AGAIN!?!"

And then the Wide Purple Bro noticed her and she tried to run away but he crushed her sending a huge shake across the courtroom. It was then that 90's Kid turned and noticed his Game Boy shaking across the court and the Slim Velvet Dude running in its direction! He gasped and charged to grab his GameBoy. He grabbed it and was about to move away when Slim Velvet Dude crushed his hand and Game Boy underneath his foot. When he stepped off 90's Kid's hand was now bleeding with the shards of the GB screen and yet he felt no pain. Instead his eyes filled with static as he felt a new power surging within him.

"Adam!!!" He turned and saw Linkara run up to him in concern and fear "Are you Okay!?!"

"I...I don't remember catching Missingno." 90's Kid said absent-minded as he stared at his bloody hand "Wait... I realize something."

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90's Kid got up to his ear and whispered in a deep voice "There's an hidden opening... in the armour. If you aim your magic gun just right, then..."

"Then what?"

"Uh, wu-what was i saying again?"

"Well whatever it was, it'll help us win the game ones and for all." Linkara looked back at the courtroom staring at all the Monstarz and after squinting his eyes, he could spot small openings in their armours. If he could only find an opening where he'd have plenty of time to aim and fire... as he absent-mindedly aimed his magic gun at potential openings, 90's stared then a lightbulb popped in his head as he got an idea.

"Hey, Linkara's Mom!" 90's Kid shouted at Momkara, grabbing her attention "Cheer us on!" he pulled his shirt down slightly as demonstration, Linkara noticed and stood in confusion.

"Adam, what the hell are you-"

Before he could finish however she whistled at one of the Monstarz and then flashed her cleavage at him. Several other Monstarz noticed and they all took their attention away from the game to focus on her melons. Linkara was about to complain when he noticed that all the Monstarz staring at her were in near stillness and their weak spots were in plain shooting range. Keeping his mouth shut, he fired the gun at the weak spots and once the magic bullets hit their skin all their armours exploded off of them like pop rocks then dissipated into pitch blapck dust which flowed into their eyes and stung them real bad(hell yea karma!). The Monstarz then turned around to Linkara and were PISSED. They charged but then Snagglepuss dashed in just in time and busted their kneecaps with his M22 Locust. That was also when Linkara noticed that the score was at 30-30, a tie.

"You can do it, Linkara! I have a high degree of faith in you!" Snagglepuss cheered as he tossed him the ball "We'll fight the Monstarz off while you score for the team!"

90's Kid gave him a light pat on the back before he started his dash across the court. As he dashed, he contemplated his skills and whether or not he could do it. He felt slightly afraid, afraid that he would fuck everythign up at the last minute. If that were to happen, all their hard work would be for naught. But he knew that things couldn't end this way, they can't end this way. They had trained too hard for this to be for nothing. He had to score for the team, to win the game and their freedom back. For a moment, he felt the same determined and vigorous spirit that Make Over Fairy's Great Grandfather felt as he heard ally nukes going off in the distance. For the first time in his life, his soul was devoid of humour. For the first time in his miniscule life, he truly understood the meaning of war.

Meanwhile, the courtroom had turned into a warzone. 90's Kid had all the Toons rounded up to fight the Monstarz and keep them away from Linkara. As he fired his Desert Eagle, he stared at the Monstarz and felt something: with their armour gone, they seemed so, vulnerable. He turned to his troops with a stern look on his face like a commander on a battlefield.

"Troops, gun 'em down!!!" He commanded with guns and so he and all the troops wasted no time in starting to fire at maximum speed until their all their bodies were made out of 80% lead. 90's Kid dashed to finish them off and as he did so Linkara was finally just a few inches away from scoring for the team with only 10 seconds left. Could they do it?

They both jumped in the air at the same time. 90's Kid's weapon was suddenly charged with static while Linkara's was charged with Make Over Fairy's Great Grandfather's fairy essence. Linkara threw the ball in the air and jumped higher pointing his gun at the ball while 90's Kid jumped up to the ceiling and aimed his gun down straight at the Monstarz. And then...

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

90's Kid's gun unleashed a ginourmous beam of static power that for a moment, coated a good chunk of the courtroom in it's taint as it obliterated all the Monstarz into the glitchy void of incoherence Linkara fired a beam of light green holy fairy light at the ball shooting it straight into the hoop at the very last second. Right after all was said and done, a buzzer went off. There was light crackle going around before Mr. McClary cleared his throat.

"*ahem* And the winner is... THE NBC TOONS!!!!!!!!!"

Confetti set off as all the Toons plus Momkara and Makeover Fairy cheered.

"You did it broskis!" Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson praised to Linkara and 90's Kids "You won us back the game and our freedom!!"

"I'm so proud of you two!" Momkara cheered with drops in her eyes "Once we get back to Earth, I'm taking you two to All Star Cafe to celebrate!"

"We'll be there too!!!"

The NBC Toons Linkara 90's Kid Momkara and Make Over Fairy flew back to Earth. However they accidentaly landed on 90's Kid's mom, 90's Bitch, killing her. The police came but they knew it was only accident so they only got a ticket. 90's Bitch was dead and 90' Kid's dad, 80's Dan, went missing years ago so Linkara's adopted Adam into their much better family. Right after they signed the adoption papers they all drove to All-Star Cafe and ate lots of good food and hang out with the Pro Stars. They were there for hours until they leaved late at night feeling tired.

It was late at night, at around midnight, and there was loud moaning coming from the parents bedroom, 90's Kid was struggling to sleep while Linkara stayed up working on his fanfiction. The former boy turned to his new brother.

"Bro, I can't sleep." 90's Kid called out to Linkara "A part of me wants to, but how can I when your parents and Make Over Fairy are in there watching MTV while I'm not!?"

"Adam, put it simply: they're not watching MTV." Linkara replied, because unlike Adam, he knew exactly what was going on.

"Damnit Lewis, that just makes wish to join them even mo-"

*MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN* He was interuppted by a sudden loud moan. Linkara paused as he looked down at his pants and saw his "reaction" causing him to scowl.

"GOD DAMMIT!!!"

THE END