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Venti has added 8 people
Venti has renamed the chat to “mondstadt peeps”
Venti: helpp
Diluc: no
Diluc has left “mondstadt peeps”
Venti has added Diluc
Diluc has muted the chat
Venti: I forgot my chem notes in Liyue Hall
Venti: Can someone send theirs
Aether: Why were you in Liyue Hall tho
Venti: reasons
Amber: Nice, a group chat!
Kaeya: This’ll be entertaining
Jean: Why are you all awake at 2 am?
Aether: Why are YOU awake don’t you have a morning class?
Jean: I have a projechcydtttkd
Jean: This is Lisa, Jean just fell asleep at her desk.
Amber: Why are you on Jean's phone?
Jean: Mine is dead
Aether: You have an electro vision
Jean: .
Jean: oh yeah
Venti has renamed Jean to haha what sleep
Lumine: Venti half of us aren’t even in chemistry
Lumine: Did you ask Albedo
Venti: He’s busy with Sucrose rn
Amber: Just go to sleep I can try to help in the morning
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mondstadt peeps
Lumine: Aether I just saw someone leave your room with a box of popsicles where are you
Aether: NOT AGAIN-
Lumine: wh
Lumine: what do you mean AGAIN
Lumine: AETHER WHERE’D YOU GO
Mona: I just opened my door and he ran past me
Mona: oop he slipped
Mona: Not my fault this time, other guy has a hydro vision
Mona: I think he knocked himself out
Mona: Lumine come get your bro
Lumine: no
Mona: Understandable, have a nice night. I’ll give him a blanket.
Lumine: I have some business to take care of, I’ll be back in a few minutes
Mona: Lumine
Mona: Lumine what are you planning
Amber: She just walked out of our dorm with a sword
Mona: LUMINE NO
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Liyue hall
Xingqiu: FHSLDILS
Chongyun: DID YOU GET THE POPSICLES
Xingqiu: I GOT THEM BUT HE’S AFTER ME
Beidou: Aren’t you a hydro user
Xingqiu: Oh yeah
Xingqiu: Well he slipped and I think he’s unconscious
Xiangling: Are the popsicles still ok
Xingqiu: yeah
Xingqiu: HOLY FDFHDJFJ
Beidou: w h a t
Xingqiu: His sister showed up and she has a sword
Hu Tao: I’ll plan the funeral
Xingqiu: FSKDKALFJSJDJLD
Xinyan: Press F to pay respects.
Chongyun: F
Xiangling: F
Xinyan: F
Beidou: F
Ningguang: F
Xiao: F
Keqing: F
Yanfei: F
Hu Tao: F
Ganyu: F
Childe: F
Xiao: Wait why is he here
Beidou: idk
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mondstadt peeps
haha what sleep: Good morning everyone.
haha what sleep: Venti please change my name back.
Venti: no
Venti has changed 8 nicknames
Starbucks drink: @ everyone
I won’t hesitate: what did I miss
I won’t hesitate: this is fine
a simp: w h y
haha what sleep: Ok who is this
I won’t hesitate: Aether
then perish: Aether
the stars say no: Aether
arson: Aether
lightning rod: Aether
Frosty the snowman: Aether
a simp: seriously guys
a simp: also why did I wake up on the hallway floor
a simp: what happened to the popsicles
a simp: ok I finished backreading, Lumine what did you do
I won’t hesitate: well
I won’t hesitate: You won’t have to worry about popsicle theft anymore
a simp: Did you kill someone
I won’t hesitate: no
a simp: Did someone almost die
I won’t hesitate: p e r h a p s
arson: The box got stabbed
Starbucks drink: A moment of silence for the popsicle box, it lived a short life. An interesting life, but a short one.
a simp: F
I won’t hesitate: F
arson: F
lightning rod: F
haha what sleep: F
then perish: F
Frosty the snowman: F
the stars say no: F
Starbucks drink: F
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Liyue hall
Xingqiu: Why did I walk in on my own funeral this morning
Ningguang: In our defense, you were unarmed and being chased with a sword.
Chongyun: And you left yours at the dorm.
Xingqiu: Well as you can see, I’m not dead.
Beidou: We can’t see you, this is a groupchat.
Xingqiu: She stabbed the popsicle box.
Chongyun: Sad hours
Yanfei: Someone left their chemistry notes in the common room. Does anyone know a Venti?
Xinyan: He came here earlier.
Xiao: Why was he here
Xinyan: Reasons