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    THIS FIC IS BEING REWRITTEN, THIS IS THE OLD VERSION!

    Sun and Moon decide they both want a new pet for their anniversary. What better than one of those funny little creatures from earth?

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    You are a hermit. You're fine with that, and fine with living off the interest from your parents' life insurance. You are perfectly content to stay at home with no one to bother you other than the earth and the sky.

    So you thought.

    Who knew that having an alien try to 'pspspspsps' you would lead to such wild shenanigans.

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    15 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    People don't typically think children are capable of murder. Which is fair, because most of them aren't. For the rare cases like you, however, it works to your advantage.

    In the Hadal Blacksite, it's a game of survival. And you'll do anything within your means to live.

    Even monsters aren't immune to manipulation.

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    31 Oct 2024

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    “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Nature Emporium! Where exploration and magic come to life!”.

    When you accepted your contract with Fazco you hadn’t expected much. The bare minimum really. They didn’t fail to disappoint you.

    Now you have to design a home for two mythological creatures from the ground up. No biggie, it wasn’t what you signed up for but would be worth it in the long run as long.

    Only problem is that one of them doesn’t seem want anything to do with you, and the other is starting to feel like home to you. Two very different sides of the same coin.

    You just happen to be a “human jerk” that they can’t get rid of (not for lack of trying), and your occasional bad attitude doesn’t earn you any brownie points.

    In which you are an engineer and sun + moon are emotionally constipated. Who am I kidding, you’re ALSO emotionally constipated.

    You get bullied for a while.

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    25 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    What's the price for revenge? How far Sun will be willing to go to reach his goal?
    Between his boring librarian day job and a deal with an entity beyond his comprehension, Sun will do whatever it takes to find and make amends with the one he should never have had left behind.
    But is he ready to pay this price? And what a burlesque club have to do with all of it?

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    25 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    After a tough time working as a night guard, you find a new job as the daycare attendants handler.

    The daycare attendant is pretty abrasive towards you, but that's fine. You're an ornery little shit. You've got some pretty thick skin.

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    24 Aug 2024