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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--
CG: DAVE.
TG: oh hey babe was just about to message you did you wanna hang after your class
TG: i can grab you a coffee or something if you want im already done for the day
CG: NO. I DON'T WANT A COFFEE. I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE HELL YOU WERE SHOWING MY CLASSMATES STUPID PHOTOS OF ME THIS WEEKEND.
CG: ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO NEVER FUCKING TALK TO ME ARE SUDDENLY SAYING OH HAHA KARKAT YOU HAVE A CUTE SMILE YOU LOOK REALLY NICE WHEN YOU DRESS UP.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
TG: uh
TG: i mean you do have a cute smile
TG: and you do look nice
TG: all the time if were being honest but yeah when you dress up too like A+ lookin good
CG: RIGHT. YEAH OKAY.
CG: WELL NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SIT AROUND LAUGHING ABOUT ME TO PEOPLE MAYBE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO DO IT WITH TEREZI OR SOMETHING AND NOT PEOPLE I HAVE TO SIT IN CLASS WITH EVERYDAY.
TG: whoa what karkat i wasnt laughing about you with anyone i was talking about my photography and some people asked to see some stuff and a few of the ones i showed them were of you yeah
TG: but theyre really nice pictures not like
TG: shitty ass pix of your elbows and stuff
TG: like ones i took with my actual camera not anything like those selfies we were trying to take holding the camera with our feet those are hilarious but not for public consumption you can see up our noses nobody wants that
TG: are you still there
TG: is everything okay
CG: NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] is an idle chum!--
TG: ...karkat?
TG: dude come on
TG: they werent bad pictures but like i wont show any of you again if you dont want me to im sorry
TG: i didnt think it would be a problem
TG: im sorry
TG: fuck
TG: youre still in class ill leave you alone
TG: if you wanna talk or hang or whatever after ill be in the library
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CG: YEAH OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. I HOPE SO AT LEAST!
CG: I KNOW YOU PROBABLY JUST THINK I'M OVERREACTING. HAHA KARKAT IS UPSET BECAUSE PEOPLE SAW SOME PICTURES OF HIM NOT A BIG DEAL WHY IS HE MAD.
TG: dude youre putting words in my mouth i dont think youre overreacting
TG: if i knew it would upset you i wouldnt have shown anyone the pics i took
CG: RIGHT.
TG: i just
TG: i know youre mad but i really want you to know that nobody was making fun of you and i wasnt showing anyone pics i thought were bad and it wasnt a haha laugh at karkat thing
CG: UGH.
CG: I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. YOU CLEARLY DON'T GET IT.
TG: i mean maybe if you explain i will
CG: IT'S STUPID AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
TG: not stupid if youre upset dude
TG: do you want me to come bring you anything we dont gotta hang if you dont wanna talk to me but the offer to get you coffee is still on the table
CG: NO.
CG: I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME.
TG: ok yeah ill talk to you later
TG: sorry again
TG: love you
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] is an idle chum!--
TG: ...
--turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]--
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CG: FUCK.
CG: OKAY I'M AN ASSHOLE.
CG: LOVE YOU TOO, OBVIOUSLY.
CG: MAYBE OBVIOUSLY. IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU?
TG: haha youre not an asshole its fine
TG: and ya i am mad aware of the dokis youve got in your heart for me dont worry
CG: :|
CG: IT'S ALMOST 3 AM WHY ARE YOU AWAKE
TG: why are you awake
CG: I HAD A TANTRUM NAP AFTER I GOT HOME AND JUST WOKE UP.
TG: yeah thatll do it
TG: i got no excuse ive just been watching anime with dirk
CG: THAT EXPLAINS THE FUCKING STUPID COMMENT ABOUT "DOKIS".
TG: are you feeling better
CG: I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT IS WHAT I FEEL.
TG: hey man thats my boyfriend youre calling an idiot none of that
CG: PFT.
CG: WELL I FEEL LIKE ONE ANYWAY.
TG: i have had a talk with drunk dave have made a secret hidden album on my phone there will be no more karkat pic showing sessions ok
CG: HOW DID YOU HAVE A TALK WITH DRUNK DAVE?
TG: dont worry about it it happened is what matters
CG: YEAH, I'M SURE IT DID.
TG: scouts honor kat
CG: YOU WERE NEVER A SCOUT! THAT DOESN'T MEAN FUCKING SHIT!
TG: wow way to not trust my word you wound me
CG: JUST STATING THE FACTS.
TG: calling me out is what youre doing
TG: anyway
TG: if you wanna talk about it more we can talk about it more or i can shut the fuck up about it
TG: but i am totally fine keeping these beautiful gorgeous pictures of your lovely self all for me aint gonna be a problem in the future is what im trying to say
CG: EH.
CG: IF YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURES AHEAD OF TIME I'M SURE SOME ARE FINE.
CG: I LET YOU POST PICTURES ON YOUR STUPID INSTAGRAM.
CG: IT'S THE SAME THING.
CG: I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING TO BE BOTHERED ABOUT PICTURES OF ME TODAY AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT YOU’D SHOWED THEM AND FREAKED OUT.
TG: yeah i shoulda asked im sorry about that
TG: but btw theyre all fine
TG: because youre fine
TG: like the hot kind of fine
TG: you get me
CG: YES, YOU DORK. I GET YOU.
TG: hahaha good thats important shit
CG: UGH I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO GET COFFEE BEFORE CLASS TOMORROW BUT FUCKING NEITHER OF US IS GOING TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT SHIT.
TG: we could play hooky
TG: go all out go get afternoon breakfast instead
TG: go to that fancy place rose took us to last time she was here remember that they had challah and cornbread and pancakes we really got our carbs on that day
TG: can be a proper sorry breakfast
CG: THAT PLACE IS IN OTTAWA, DAVE.
TG: yeah so
TG: wouldnt be the first time we crossed the border for breakfast lol
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ME TO A FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS DINER IN LITERALLY *ANOTHER COUNTRY* TO SAY SORRY. YOU ALREADY SAID SORRY.
TG: maybe i wanna take *me* to a fucking expensive ass diner in literally another country
TG: its only a 2 hour drive lol
CG: YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
CG: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR CLASSES TOMORROW AND WE CAN GO THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING.
TG: oh fuck yes
TG: canadian pancakes here we come
CG: CANADIAN PANCAKES ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AS THE PANCAKES HERE.
TG: lies and slander
CG: GOODNIGHT.
TG: yeah yeah yeah goodnight
CG: <3
TG: <3
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