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Summary
They’re not exactly stupid, but they’re also not the best the galaxy has to offer. The real life version of that joke about an atheist, a former spy, a neurodivergent himbo, and a Viking walking into a bar… But three of them are Sangheili.
Do you want some middling task carried out? The kind of job that nobody else is willing to do? Are other mercs too expensive, too skilled, and too idealistic? The Underwhelming Four will perform your mundane job for a low enough price to make you wonder just how effective they will actually be.
“Succeed Sideways is our motto.”
Series
- Part 1 of Unmutuals