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    “Well,” Ryan continues, “it’s a dubious announcement, not a rad one. I really don’t know how to go about this without bringing the house down. I don’t want to alarm you all on this tranquil Thursday night.”

    Eugene points out, “It’s the week before midterms, dude. Peace is nonexistent.”

    Ryan considers this for a long moment. “You make a stellar point, my stellar bro. Okay, here goes: we believe, due to plenty of evidence and plenty of speculation and educational guessing, that Earth is about to be invaded by aliens. Specifically, right here at UCLA.”

    Another silence falls in the kitchen, this one mildly confused. Eventually, when it grows to be unbearable, Steven clears his throat and asks: “Ryan, are you saying that you think aliens are going to invade our campus?”

    “Very imminently,” he agrees.

    Andrew turns his disbelieving stare from Ryan to the looming figure at his right. “And you’re on board with this claim, Pres 2?”

    Shane states: “Most definitely, dudes. A villainous invasion is upon us.”

    Or, frat presidents Ryan & Shane warn their brothers of a most heinous incoming alien invasion and chaos ensues

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