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    Since finally summoning the courage to share a tent with Neria, Alistair finally begins to understand why bawdy songs in taverns are sung about naked women and bouncing breasts. Now that he's discovered both, it's all he can think about. Unfortunately, his thoughts run away from him and he walks face-first into a tree, startling Neria and giving himself a big lump on the forehead.

    The group settles in a small town for the night, Neria and Alistair take a much-needed bath. She gets him to admit what caused his earlier stumble.

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