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What they don’t realize is that I’m perfect for them. They need someone to show up occasionally to spice up their sex life but leave them alone the rest of the time so they can continue their perfect little relationship. A unicorn. Most people would hate that, would hate being used and discarded like a sex toy, but I don't intend to be pulled into their almost-wedded teenage bliss. I don’t intend to tie myself to one person, or even to two, and the fact that they have each other almost guarantees that they’ll never want anything more from me, which would suit me just fine.