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Miraculous Chat ft. chaos

Summary:

the miraculous holders make a group chat, chaos ensues

(pre-s3 miracle queen)

Notes:

this is just for fun :)

Chapter 1: New Chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Chat Noir started 'unnamed chat']

Chat Noir added Ladybug

Chat Noir added Rena Rouge

Chat Noir added Carapace

 Chat Noir added Queen Bee 

[14:05]

Chat Noir:

Hey guys!!

 

Rena Rouge:

GAVSJDHKNVKMFLJBHVG

IS THIS?

IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS

JHDBFNJLKMV

dhsBKJN DHJNVJIGRBNJFMKDSV

 

Carapace:

I think you broke her @chatnoir

 

Chat Noir:

oops

 

Chat Noir changed Rena Rouge's name to 'brocken'

 

brocken:

woah how'd you do that

 

Chat Noir changed Chat Noir's name to 'kitkat'

 

kitkat:

a cat never reveals his scret

 

brocken:

scret

 

Carapace:

scret

 

Queen Bee:

scret

 

kitkat:

Queenie your here!

 

Carapace:

*you're

 

kitkat changed Carapace's name to 'shut up'

 

shut up:

rude

 

Queen Bee:

where's Ladybug 

she's the only one I like

 

kitkat:

:,(

wait your right

 

shut up:

**you're

 

kitkat changed shut up's name to 'SHUT UP'

 

SHUT UP:

heyy :(

how do you even change names on here

 

kitkat:

I'll never tell!

 

SHUT UP changed SHUT UP's name to 'DJTurtleBubbles'

 

DJTurtleBubbles:

nvm

I figured it out

 

kitkat:

aww man 

:(

 

Queen Bee:

UGH

where. is. Ladybug

I don't wanna talk to you losers

 

brocken:

rude

but fr where is she

hey @DJTurtleBubles

how do I change my name

 

kitkat:

@DJTurtleBubbles don't you dare tell her

I want the power 

the power of knowledge

 

DJTurtleBubbles changed kitkat's name to 'PowerHungry'

brocken changed brocken's name to 'foxy bitch'

 

PowerHungry:

heyyyy

:(

 

foxy bitch:

>:)

 

Queen Bee:

UGH

@Ladybug @Ladybug @Ladybug

 

PowerHungry:

@Ladybug

 

foxy bitch:

@Ladybug

sorry I gave into peer pressure 

 

Ladybug:

...

is this what I think it is?

 

PowerHungry:

Ladybug!

if you mean an amazing chat for hero bonding

then yes

 

Ladybug:

CHAT!

I thought you were joking about that! what if we find out our identities!!

 

foxy bitch:

SJHEBKDNVGHBKNM LADYBUG

we'll be super careful w promise!!!

 

DJTurtleBubbles:

^^yea

 

Queen Bee: 

^ yea

pls stay you're the only one I love here

**like

 

PowerHungry:

HEY

 

Queen Bee:

what? at least I can use proper grammar

 

foxy bitch:

for once I agree with Bee

sorry not sorry 

 

PowerHungry:

@DJTurtleBubbles r u on my side??

 

DJTurtleBubbles:

don't drag me into this 0.o

sorry bro

 

PowerHungry:

bro :,0

@Ladybug my love

my last hope

ignore the first thing

pls say ur on my side

 

Ladybug:

what's happening

 

foxy bitch:

Chat can't spell

 

Ladybug:

hmm

I'm not too surprised

 

PowerHungry:

:,( 

you wound me m'lday

 

foxy bitch:

m'lday

 

Queen Bee:

m'lday

 

DJTurtleBubbles:

m'lday

 

PowerHungry:

OKAY I GET IT

 

Ladybug:

hey how do you change your name on here??

 

PoweHungry:

I've sworn them to secrecy

but  I can change it for you :)

what do u want it to be??

 

Ladybug:

um

idk

surprise me?

Queen Bee:

@Ladybug

that was a bad idea on your part

I still love you tho

 

Ladybug:

what

 

Queen Bee:

what

 

foxy bitch changed Ladybug's name to 'Buggin Beauty'

 

Buggin Beauty:

:,)

 

PowerHungry:

HEY

stay back >:(

 

DJTurtleBubbles:

@BugginBeauty stop stealing my girl >:(

 

Buggin Beauty:

>:)

 

PowerHungry:

woahh

wait

r Carapace and Rena dating?

 

Queen Bee:

old news

 

PowerHungry:

wait

that's so cute

I ship it

 

foxy bitch:

does it even count as shipping if we're already together?

 

Buggin Beauty:

idk but I ship it too

 

foxy bitch:

GSVJBHKNJLFDJIO LADYBUG SHIPS
@DJTurtleBubbles @DJTurtleBubbles @DJTurtleBubbles

LADYBUG SHIPS US

and chat

BUT LADYBUG

 

PowerHungry:

:(

 

Buggin Beauty changed PowerHungry's name to 'we appreciate you chat'

 

we appreciate you chat:

:,)

 

Buggin Beauty changed we appreciate you chat's name to 'disasterkitty'

 

Queen Bee:

accurate

 

Buggin Beauty:

okay I have to go guys 

going nap :p

only @ me if there's an akuma

 

foxy bitch:

byeee!

 

disasterkitty:

bye bugaboo <3

 

Queen Bee:

byee LB 

 

foxy bitch:

Carapace says bye too

his phone died


 

Notes:

this was really fun to write
already writing the second part

hope u guys like :-)