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It was a nice, quiet summer evening at the Grayson household. Dick was watching a comedy movie on TV, while Kori was making a salad in the kitchen, humming.
"Daddy! Mommy! Someone's outside!" Mar'i shouted, running from the window. Kori stopped chopping up the cucumber and walked over to Mar'i, smiling. "Is it your Uncle Damian?" She chirped.
"Little D should be coming, but I didn't expect him to come that soon." Dick replied, turning to face his wife and daughter.
"I will open the door for him." Kori went over to the front door and opened it. "Hello, Dami-" she stopped and looked at the person in front of her. "Oh, my. You're not Damian."
"Mom, why didn't you let me in? I rung the doorbell, like three times!" Kori looked at the round, pudgy girl, clad in mostly black, and had green eyes. Which looked eerily similar to hers. "What were you even doing in there?"
"I am sorry, but I believe you have me confused with someone else?" Kori blinked, confused.
"What the fuck are you talking about?! You're my mom! It's me, Mandy! Mandy Koriand'r!" The little goth girl stomped her foot, annoyed. "God, did you forget?"
"Mommy, who's this?" Mar'i popped her head from the doorway.
"...What the fuck?!" Mandy shouted, eyes wide. "I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER NOW?! MOM, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"You will watch your language in front of my daughter, young lady." Kori hissed, glaring. "And I am not your mother."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Mandy screamed, black tears leaking out of her eyes. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?! YOU HAD A LOVE CHILD AND NEVER TOLD ME?!"
"Hey, what's going on-" Dick stopped and looked at Mandy. "Oh, wow. I think someone must be lost. Hey kiddo, what's your name?"
"AND NOW YOU'VE REPLACED DAD WITH THIS DORKY GUY?!" Mandy screamed, clenching her fists. "OH, MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT KIND OF MOM ARE YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Mar'i huffed. "She's my mommy, not yours! Go find your own mommy!"
"Hush now, my little starbolt." Kori shushed her daughter, then looked at Mandy. "This is my daughter. And this is my husband and her father. And I will not allow you to insult them like this." She crossed her arms and looked down at her. " And if you were my child, you would never talk to your family like that."
Mandy clenched her teeth and prepared to scream, but suddenly, two arms lifted her up and spun her around. "Oh, my little bumgorf~! I was looking everywhere for you~!" Kori stared in shock as another version of herself, clad in a skimpy outfit, was twirling around with Mandy in her arms.
"What in the world...?" Dick stared at the scene as well.
"Mommy, Daddy, I'm confused." Mar'i tilted her head. Kori patted her on the head. "I know, my little one. I know."
"JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?!" Mandy screeched, confused. She turned to glare at the other Kori. "MOM!!! STOP! PUT ME DOWN!" Mandy screamed, her face red with embarrassment.
"I'd like to know that myself." Dick sheepishly replied, Kori rolling her eyes at him.
"But you have been gone for so long! I missed you!" The other Kori squealed with a sickly sweet smile on her face. "My chubby bumgorf~"
"Oh, dear lord." Dick grimaced. "I think I'm getting diabetes from this."
"MUH GIRLS!" A male voice boomed as a bearded, overweight Dick walked up to them, grinning. "I'm so glad Mandykins is alright!" Mandy squealed, worming out of her mom's hug. "DAAAAD! Stop it! You're embarrassing me!"
Mar'i looked at her daddy, then his fat counterpart. She then spotted something under his left arm. "Is that Uncle Damian?"
"UNHAND ME, YOU FOUL, PORTLY BUFFOON! I AM NOT YOUR CHILD! I WILL SLIT OPEN YOUR FAT CARCASS IF YOU DO NOT LET ME GO!" Damian roared.
The other Dick just merrily laughed. "Aw, c'mon, boy-o! Don't you wanna spend some time with me?" Suddenly, a loud tooting noise rang out. "Whoops, let out a big one there. Hahaha!"
"DAD!" Mandy cried out, holding her nose. "GROSS!"
"RICHARD, HELP!" Damian wailed in misery.
"LET GO OF MY UNCLE!" Mar'i screamed, starbolts forming in her hands.
"Oh, no..." Dick groaned, looking at his pissed-off little princess. "Kori, a little help?"
"Please, release Damian. We would really love it if you returned him to us." Kori sighed, pitying Damian's situation.
"Awww, okay." The other Dick freed Damian, who made a beeline past Dick and went inside, brushing past the others."Speedy lil fella, ain't he?"
"Cheek squishing time~!" The other Kori then began to squish Mandy's face together.
"STHHHOOOOP!" Mandy wailed, trying to pry her own mother's hands off of her face, but to no avail.
"Let's go back inside." Kori spoke, brooking no further argument as the family quickly headed indoors and shut the door.
As soon as they shut the door behind them, the Graysons let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, my god, I cannot believe that guy is me. Oh, god, other me is so embarrassing..."
"That man is not you, Richard. He is an abomination, along with that wretched dumpling girl and his pampered wife!" Damian hissed. "That fool dared to touch me! I should have killed him when I had the chance!"
"Damian," Kori scolded, hands on hips. "No talking about killing in front of Mar'i."
"I'm sorry." The blood son deadpanned, making Mar'i giggle.
Dick peered out the window. "They're still there. Are they gonna stay out there forever?" He whispered.
"Now, it's the kissy face~!" The other Kori cooed, puckering her puffy lips up, leaning towards a freaked out Mandy.
"MOM, STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mandy howled in fear as her mom planted kisses all over her chubby face.
Mandy then let out a blood curdling scream, her face covered in lipstick marks as her body shone brightly in a green light.
"GET DOWN!" Damian shouted as Mandy then exploded in a blinding light, engulfing her and her parents inside the radius. When the Graysons opened their eyes, Mandy and her family were gone, vanished without a trace.
"Well, I believe that we are all in agreement that we shall never speak of this again?" Kori suggested.
"Ok!"
"Sounds good to me!"
"I have already forgotten it."
Kori clapped her hands, beaming. "Now, raise your hands if you want some caesar salad!" Three hands went up, making the redhead smile. "Very good. I'll get the bowls."
Soon, the four of them were watching TV, Mar'i lying on Damian's lap, grinning. Kori leaned towards Dick, the redhead turning to face him.
"So, I hope what happened today won't affect our fun tonight~" She purred into her husband's ear.
"Oh, Kori, baby. After that mess, I need it bad..." Dick sighed blissfully, making his wife giggle as they turned back and watched the comedy movie, smiles on their faces and their other selves out of their minds.