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-Actually, your mother Selina should take care of you, as your father and your brothers had to go on a dangerous mission and your grandfather Alfred (more or less voluntarily) had free
-But Selina had Business elsewhere, so she did the only thing that came to her mind and called her best friends Harley and Pamela
-Harls and Pam weren’t really fond of the idea of babysitting, but when Selina told them you were the one they neede to babysit, they were immediately excited
-You were their favorite niece after all
-And they always wanted some time with you without your mom (or your dad) controlling them
-You were super happy when auntie Harls picked you up from Kindergarten (even though you were confused because she looked kinda weird)
-She drove you to the apartment she and Ivy had rented, where you practically jumped into Ivys arms
-Harley then disappeared into the bathroom, but when she reappeared, she looked like she usually looks
-In all honesty, Harley and Ivy aren’t really made to watch over a little child
-Even though they try their best
-When you start crying, they freak out and the first thing that comes to Harl’s mind is going out with you
-Then she buckled you up in (most likely not her) car
-She and Ivy sitting in the front seats not wearing a seatbelts
-Them driving way over the speed limit, but you not understanding that that’s a crime
-And you just having fun, because of the wind, which felt so amazing, rushing through your pigtails (Harley insisted on you wearing them)
-Harley and Ivy kind of forgetting that you’re also in the car until they hear the police sirens
-“Shit”
"don’t swear in front of Y/N"
-“What are we gonna do now?”
-“Just drive. Y/N needs to learn how to be just like her mother.”
“But Selina said…”
“It’s not about what she said, it’s about what she meant.”
“What the heck does that mean?”
“Exactly”
-Bruce and the boys finishing their mission earlier than they thought
-Them wanting to check on you, because that calms them down after a mission
-Them FREAKING OUT when neither you nor your mother is in your mother’s apartment
-Bruce calling Selina and freaking even more out when she tells him, that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are babysitting you
-Him finally (almost) having a heart attack when he hears that the police is chasing Harley and Ivy and an “unknown third party, who seems confusingly small”
-Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin joining the chase, but being much more successful than the police
-Them being super careful because they don’t want to risk something hurting you
-You have fallen asleep long ago
-Harley and Ivy pulling over when Selina calls them because she saw the news and is also freaking out
-All the boys (and Bruce) scolding Harley and Ivy, until you yawn and they don’t want to risk you waking up
-Red Hood picking you up and rocking you in his arms
-None of them seeing the paparazzi that are taking photos
-The media going crazy when every paper has pictures of the oh so hardcore and grumpy Red Hood with Gotham’s sweetheart Y/N Wayne in his arms
-Jason acting super annoyed, but having a cut-out of his favorite picture in his purse
-Harley and Pamela never going to babysit you without at least one other person to babysit them