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Being a ghost that 'haunts' the manor would include...

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Headcanons about Batsis being a ghost that hunts the manor - it's pure crack tho

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taken from my tumblr

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-When you died, Bruce wasn’t ready to let go of you, so he did the only thing he could think of
-He dressed you in your favorite dress, made your hair and make-up (with a little help of the girls who couldn’t say no), so that you looked, like you were alive
-Than he used the technology from Mr.Freezes to freeze you cryogenically
-Maybe he hoped that he could find a way to revive you
-Or he just could’t bare the thought that you could disappear when he would bury you
-What he didn’t consider and what seemed almost impossible was that you weren’t ready to leave earth yet and go over to the afterlife
-So, Let’s just say it wasn’t a really manly scream, Jason made, when he found you sitting on your couch
-Well, not really you. More your ghost
-You only smiled at him
-“Missed me?”
“Yo…you’re dead…”
“Yep, but I can’t let you guys ruin your life, because of that.”
-When Jason is finally convinced that you’re really a ghost (after numerous test with things flying through you), he told the others
-Let’s just say Bruce was never so afraid and happy at the same time
-And don’t let me start on Alfred
-(He screamed too)
-“What are we gonna do now?”
“Should we call an exorcist?”
“NO!”
-privacy isn’t really a thing anymore
-cause you can fly through walls and doors and stuff
-but that’s a small prince to pay for still having you around
-being a ghost had its perks
-you don’t need sleep
-you can switch between the worlds (means that you can talk to other ghosts)
-and with that new ‘power’ you can help the guys solving cases
-“the guy with the ugly hat was it”
“How can you know?”
"The victim told me”
-but being a ghost also had it downsides
-you can’t eat anymore…
-and you can’t leave the property
-all your friends think you’re dead
-but you also had all the typical ghost powers like making things fly, possess stuff and, and, and…
-but you can’t control them properly
-one time, when Tim refuses to go to sleep, you make his coffee fly around and possessed his computer
-he was more annoyed than scared
-but went to bed non the less
-Bruce tries his best to hide you from the other hero’s in the league
-but everyone gets skeptical when he search for excuses every time someone wanted to visit the manor
-So Diana, Barry, Clark, Jon and Oliver come uninvited
-And through a window
-And boy, let me tell you, they weren’t prepared to see the family (Bruce, Alfred, Jason, Tim, dick and Damian) playing monopoly with you sitting IN the table, so that only your head was visible
-they are so stunned that they watch for a while
-and when it’s your turn and your arm comes out through the table and you make a move, they doubt their own sanity
-You’re the first one to notice them
-“Aahhhhhhhh!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhh!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
“We can explain!”
-comes out you can’t explain, because you have no idea how that happened
-Oliver being the first du get ahold of himself
-Him saying they should burn your body
-Bruce punching him
-“I’m not gonna lose her again”
“But…”
“No but”
-after a really long discussion, they accept it
-and join the monopoly game

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